#Lillian Percy

[emerson-grimes-apologist]

It's SHITPOST SATURDAY 😤💯👏👏💥‼

[thatpunkmaximoff]

[Book One of Three]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 1 out of 5

Belladonna was not what I expected at all. This was like a dark, paranormal Bridgerton with an ounce of murder mystery, and I loved it!

The beginning wasn’t necessarily slow, but I found myself getting annoyed because of Signa’s stance against Death. She eventually came to her senses, and this ended up being the perfect “who-dun-it” read. Once it hooked me, it HOOKED me.

There is a splash of spice, for those who are curious, but it’s nothing explicit and the scene is described in a way that’s very PG. Also, it ends on a bit of a cliffhanger, so have book two ready. At least, I’m hoping it’ll pick up after the epilogue.

* Way to start off with a bang. Who the fuck poisoned the entire party?!

* So.. she can’t die? Interesting.

* “The child is cursed by Death. The wickedest of witches, spawned by the devil himself. Wherever she goes, the reaper will follow.”

* “Your name is no curse, Little Bird. I just like the taste of it.” — Y’all, if Death said this to me, I’d be a goner.

* Oh wow. Signa has the touch of death. But she blames Death for everything? Make it make sense 😂

* Oohhh. Who is Sylas and why is he an angry douchebag?

* Those at Thorn Grove are highly suspicious.

* The governess and Mr. Hawthorne..? Are they keeping a secret or is it an unrequited crush that led to Mrs. Hawthorne’s death..?

* Signa is kind of annoying me what with her blaming Death for everything 🤦🏻‍♀️

* So Sylas is a stable boy, his shoes and clothes are always impeccable and not covered in dirt..? Is he a ghost? And why is he so fond of the late Lillian Hawthorne?

* I hate gossipy bitches.

* Ughhh, things would be so much easier if Signa wasn’t a pain in the ass and just listened to Death.

* So someone’s poisoned Blythe’s “medicine”. Hmmm..

* holy shit. Byron and Marjorie are scheming.

* Finally! She’s softening towards Death.

* Aww. And now Death is trying to help save Blythe.

* Why do I get the feeling that Death and Sylas are the same person..?

* She found an antidote, but it almost seems too easy. Who’s going to stop her?

* Charlotte is jealous, huh..

* what if Charlotte’s poisoning Blythe? Blythe did say that Charlotte brings food and sweets and what not.. 🤔

* Signa, you lucky bitch. I wanna play with Death’s shadows 😏

* DEATH! I was waiting for him to show up to the ball lol. God, I’m so glad he did.

* Who the fuck poisoned Percy?! Was it Charlotte? She handed him the champagne.

* Oh no. Blythe again?!

* Did Marjorie fucking do it?!

* I don’t believe it. It has to be someone else.

* They boned!

* “I have waited for you for millennia, Signa Farrow. Since the dawn of this earth, I have waited. You are mine, and I am yours. And together, this world is ours.”

* PERCY IS WHOSE SON!?

* I fucking knew Sylas was Death!!

* Wait, what? She chose him, but they can’t be together..? wtf.

* WHAT WAS THAT ENDING?!

[milqueskin]

"Some" Tarantula Crew Headcanons

GENERAL

ROOM-SHARING SETUP

Lillian, Mary, Talapio, and later Auburn

Boar, Dr. Mort (although he spends most nights working in his office), and later Thade

Schot and Percy

Conea sleeps in the water

HEIGHTS

BOAR IS HUGE. The wiki says that if he was a puppet in the show, he would have been almost as tall as Janice, which would make him, like, twice as tall as the other puppet characters?? So I headcanon him to be like, over 7 feet tall. A literal giant. Why not?

Everyone else on the crew is also fairly tall. Thade is quite tall (but by a normal amount, not tall like Boar), and Lillian and Schot are a few inches shorter than him.

Red Mary isn't short by typical standards (she's like... 5'4" I guess?) but seems short compared to the rest of the crew.

Dr. Mort is SMALL. He's shorter than Mary and just barely taller than Percy (but he's catching up to him!)

Percy is at a normal 12-year-old boy height. Auburn is a little shorter.

Conea is also probably 7 feet tall, but that's average for a merman.

Disclaimer: I'm bad at visualizing height, so if this is confusing... that's why

LILLIAN

Strong sense of justice and what's right.

Has a code about paying back debts. Like, the only reason she let Mary join the crew was because she (supposedly) saved them once. This is also why she lets Dr. Mort stay even though people have tried to get him fired (he's saved their lives multiple times and she thinks it would be wrong).

Her reason for becoming a pirate was pretty silly and not thought through (teenage/young adult rebellion), but it worked out for her.

I imagine her to be very tan and have lots of freckles.

Feral.

Follows her gut rather than common sense sometimes.

THADE

Talks a lot. Constantly asks questions. Annoys people.

He’s normally quiet and shy but talkative towards people he knows well.

Manic pixie dream boy! He and Lillian are manic pixie dream people to each other.

Is Percy’s cool older brother/cool young uncle figure

He's the scout of the crew.

(There are other parallels between him and Percy as well)

Was a tailor (or tanner? I'm not sure) before he joined the crew.

RED MARY

She's the first mate.

She hides the full extent of her powers from the crew.

Her normal-power-level magic causes her to generate fire in the air (like that Dragon Ball fireball thing), but her super powerful magic actually causes fire to come out of her skin.

(CW for really severe burns) Her hands and arms are badly burned because of it, and she's missing fingernails and some parts of her fingers.

And in the future (like when the show of Candle Cove takes place), her hands and forearms (plus some other parts of her body) are just bones. Like she burned all her flesh off. (CW over)

Either she is able to ignore pain, or she got Mort to do brain surgery on her so she no longer felt pain.

She’s both smart and calculating but also prone to following her impulses.

She doesn't have any complicated motivation for being evil, I don't think. She just likes to burn and kill and destroy for fun. Like a child burning ants with a magnifying glass.

My voice headcanon for her is Amanda Palmer.

PERCY

Lillian assigned him the duty of teaching Thade about how Candle Cove works (because everyone else are adults and have things to get done) and they’re close because of it.

Reckless. Needs to be supervised. Causes Schot so much anxiety.

Stands up for himself. Would get into arguments with grown adults.

Kind of a little shit, honestly–

Loves and relies on the crew more than he’d like to admit.

BOAR

Sometimes frightens people due to his absurd height but is very soft and kind.

His relationship to Lillian is that they were friends (like found-family siblings, basically), and he took care of her after her parents disowned her.

If you meet him, he's your friend. You don't have a choice.

There's a running gag of him acting more fatherly towards Percy than Schot. Like, Schot would swear, and Boar would gasp and cover Percy's ears. Things like that.

The story of how he got his nickname is embarrassing and he gets flustered if people bring it up.

Used to be a whaler before he became a pirate.

SCHOT

Everyone else is sort of suspicious of Red Mary, but Schot is the only one who seriously distrusts her. He's spoken to Lillian about it, but she thinks that it's just his hypervigilance/past trauma causing him to see proof that isn't there.

He was imprisoned by the NPHC once but (barely) escaped. The scars over his eyes are from the Earl of Wax and his Freddy Krueger torture glove.

He's blind in one eye (caused by Earl torturing him).

Doesn't really enjoy being a pirate. He's sick of all the violence and danger and just wants to settle down and live safely with Percy.

The only reason he's with the crew is because the navy is after him and he knows he can't live anywhere in Candle Cove without them eventually finding him again.

His dolphin necklace used to belong to his wife.

CONEA

I feel bad for him because he stays in the water and can't come on deck and interact with the crew.

He probably doesn't mind though. He seems like a loner/introvert.

Used to be part of the Amantis military and developed explosives for war. He regrets this.

Was outcast from Amantis for rebelling against the government and whatever wars they were fighting.

Secretive about his past

I am compelled by the idea of him having, like, mechanical legs? And being able to walk around the ship and interact with people, but I don't know. I think him staying in the water the whole time could be compelling too if it's done well.

DR. MORT

Acts aloof, like he's just an employee of the crew and not actually part of the crew/"family".

Very… lowkey. People barely notice when he is or isn't around. Hides out in his office all the time unless there's a crew meeting or something.

Once the crew visited Banana Land to get fruits, and then they left, and then like 3 hours later, they realized Mort was gone and that they had left him there--

Soft voice. Pleasant smile. Actually has a sort of comforting presence if he's not operating on you.

He weighs about… 10 pounds? (he is just a large ragdoll) and has been blown/thrown off the deck of the ship more than once.

Do you know how stuffed animals that have been around for generations get skrunkly and pilly and sort of gross? That's kind of how he looks. (Look up "Too Much Love photo series" for examples of what I mean.)

Everyone there sort of dislikes (or is scared of) him, but he isn't bothered by it.

TALAPIO

She didn't have human-level intelligence until she got light magic. She was just a normal (but large) spider.

She was previously kept as a pet by a powerful light magician who gifted her their powers on their deathbed.

Her powers: being supernaturally smart, mind-reading, predicting the future, knowing things that are otherwise impossible to know, glowing.

Her role in the crew is a seer. Like, she finds hidden treasure and stuff like that.

The crew calls her Tilly for short.

She CAN communicate with people somehow even though she can’t talk. She writes or uses Morse code or something.

She either "left" when Mary joined the crew, like the wiki says (Mary knew that Talapio knew her true intentions and killed her before she could tell anyone), or Mary just threatened to kill her if she told anyone in order to keep her quiet.

AUBURN

Oh, you thought PERCY was a little shit?!!

I like the idea in the fandom of her being adopted. Like, Lillian just found her someplace. (I don't think Lillian would have a whole baby in such a dangerous environment.)

What if... she was a runaway?

Around 10 years old.

Lillian, Thade, Boar, and Schot are all her parents.

Took on personality traits from all the crew members.

She and Percy disliked each other at first but eventually became close siblings.

There are parallels between her and Janice. Like, with her being separated by her family and then being raised by a pirate crew. Janice reminds Percy of her in ways.

Has a strong sense of justice that Lillian taught her.

I'm on the fence if I want her to be the same character as Flaming Dragon from the Hogs Crew. Like, I think it would be compelling if she learns she has fire magic after having been traumatized by fire before. But I also like Flaming Dragon and want her to be her own character with no backstory I have to take into consideration.

[rcdiostcrs]

muse: lillian bishop. daughter of ceres & legacy of mars. legionnaire. college student. fandomless verse avaliable. open to: mutuals & non; muses of all genders connection / plot: someone sharing a table with lillian

“have you tried this chocolate oat milk? the similar consistency to cow’s milk, the smaller harm on the environment, what’s not to love!” the daughter of ceres held the carton out to the other. “or we can get some regular oat milk. that stuff is liquid oatmeal and it divine.”

[adrian-paul-botta]

Lillian Gish and Percy Waram ''Life With Father'' promotional photo

[shiftingwithaudalynn]

INTRO TO MY FAME DR !!

(i love you all sm for telling me to do this)

this is gonna be a mix of point form and small blurbs cause i'm indecisive

name: Alexis Marie Lillian Isabella *cr last name

(also yes i have 3 middle names in my dr shh i wanted isabella and i already have 2 here so)

Age: 14/15

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Bisexual

Birthday: July 2nd

Height: 5'2

Basically in my fame dr i have a double life (think hannah montana) so all my acting/song credits are under the name Lilli-Marie and no one in my personal life knows it's me (minus my family ofc)

so like the main things i'm known for in my dr are: being in stranger things, The hunger games, It, The summer i turned pretty, and Percy jackson

+ a few movies i scripted in (Eg: You'd be home now - great book btw go read)

my fave role of all time for that dr is being in Falsettos on broadway (twice!)

side note, i have a different timeline for when things came out, so stranger things came out in 2018, it & hunger games in 2019 - you get the picture. (also some ages have been changed)

i do also have a singing career in my dr (i really like doing a lot) and i scripted im like taylor swift level famous - without the hate (and im only like 15 so..!) i love how much i can do with shifting

i do have an s/o who i would name drop but i get too scared but its not like anyone freaking knows him so i doubt yall would like, know who he is 😭🙏 idk if you're curious lmk 😈

anyways i think that's basically the gist of it??

! @shiftingtomydrs (here's the tag!! also i literally love you so much for wanting to be tagged in this omg🫶🫶)

[starchaseriseverything]

Birthdays (bc I can)

I put my own fancasts and my headcannon b-day'

Euphemia Braithewaite-Potter - January 4, 1907

Walburga Irma-Black - April 17, 1907

Fleamont Potter - May 15, 1909

Charlus Potter (Monty' brother) - August 19, 1900

Lucretia Black (Orion' sister) - August 3, 1914

Orion Black - September 30, 1920

Druella Rosier (Axel' sister) - December 31, 1928

Axel Rosier (Rosier twins dad) - November 14, 1930

Cygnus Black (Black sisters dad) - July 30, 1938

Adele Jacob-Rosier (Rosier twins mom) - June 7, 1938

Alphard Black - June 26, 1925

Rodolphus Lestrange - October 19, 1952

Rabastan Lestrange- September 21, 1954

Lucius Malfoy - July 1, 1954

Enid Pettigrew (Peter' sister) - January 30, 1962

Mason McKinnon (Marlene' brother) - December 20, 1952

Mitchell McKinnon (Marlene' brother) - June 25, 1955

Matthew McKinnon (Marlene' brother) - November 7, 1958

Maxwell McKinnon (Marlene' brother) - February 29, 1962

Petunia Evans-Dursley - January 10, 1958

Mavan Rosier (Rosier twins brother) - March 14, 1965

Annabella Rosier (Rosier twins sister) - April 16, 1968

Elizabeth Meadows (Dorcas' sister) - May 1, 1965

Fabian Prewett - September 30, 1958

Gideon Prewett - September 30, 1958

Molly Prewett-Weasley - October 30, 1949

Billius Weasley (Arthur' brother) - May 26, 1952

Arthur Weasley - February 6, 1950

James Potter - March 27, 1960

Remus Lupin - March 10, 1960

Sirius Black - November 3, 1960

Peter Pettigrew - August 31, 1960

Lily Evans-Potter - January 30, 1960

Mary Macdonald - September 16, 1959

Marlene McKinnon - August 1, 1960

Dorcas Meadows - April 2, 1960

Bartemius Crouch Jr. - July 9, 1961

Evan Rosier - June 20, 1961

Pandora Rosier - June 20, 1961

Regulus Black - December 31, 1961

Alice Fortescue-Longbottom - August 14, 1960

Frank Longbottom - September 14, 1959

Ted Tonks - March 20, 1953

Emmeline Vance - July 18, 1957

Rita Skeeter - December 19, 1951

Ophelia Zabini - January 15, 1951

Emma Vanity - February 28, 1960

Andromeda Black - October 10, 1953

Narcissa Black - July 19, 1955

Bellatrix Black - May 2, 1991

Tom Riddle Jr. - February 19, 1979

Mattheo Riddle - January 20, 1980

Aliana Riddle - January 20, 1980

Mandy Lestrange - March 13, 1985

Cara Lestrange - May 23, 1986

Delphini Riddle - August 16, 1987

Lorenzo Berkshire - December 17, 1996

Nymphadora Tonks - October 8, 1973

Nina Tonks (Nymphadora' sister) - June 13, 1978

Lucas Rosier (Rosekiller child) - July 21, 1985

Nicholas Rosier (Rosekiller child) - July 1, 1987

Draco Malfoy - June 5, 1980

Lila Malfoy (Draco' sister) - June 5, 1980

Artemis McKinnon (Dorlene child) - September 13, 1981

Aries McKinnon (Dorlene child) - October 17, 1982

Jack McKinnon (Dorlene child) - January 23, 1987

Harry Potter - July 31, 1980

Lillian Potter (Harry' sister) - July 31, 1980

Rose Potter (Harry' sister) - May 24, 1981

Leo Potter (Harry' brother) - February 16, 1983

Pansy Parkinson - August 1, 1980

Blaise Zabini - November 1, 1980

Teddy Lupin - April 11, 1985

Neville Longbottom - July 30, 1980

Juliana Longbottom (Neville' sister) - October 15, 1986

Nicky Longbottom (Neville' brother) - October 15, 1986

Penelope Vance (Emmary child) - November 12, 1988

Hermione Granger - September 19, 1980

Violet Granger (Hermione' sister) - May 14, 1979

Bill Weasley - November 29, 1970

Charlie Weasley - December 12, 1972

Percy Weasley - August 22, 1976

Fred Weasley - April 1, 1978

George Weasley - April 1, 1978

Ron Weasley - March 1, 1980

Ginevra Weasley - August 11, 1981

Luna Lovegood - February 13, 1981

Eclipse Rosier (Pandalily child or Luna' sister) - January 11, 1985

[nightcord-sekai]

NIGHTCORD SEKAI's Intro!

Hello, I'm Olivia I'm British, You'll Probably Know My Main Blog, @olivia-b-gocha-1808 Better As I'm More Active There! This Is My Alternative Blog Just For Project Sekai And The AUs Based Around It

Name: Olivia

Online Name: Lillian, Livi Or Lilith

Nicknames: Olivia The Goddess Of Making And Forgetting OCs, Tokobean And TSS's Creator

Nicknames To Friends Only: Olive, Oli & Via

Pronouns: She/Her/They/Them

Nationallity: British

Interests: Musicals, History, Video Games And Reading

Favourite Musical: Dear Evan Hanson Or Percy Jackson

Favorite Time Period: The Tudor Era

Favorite Video Game: Project Sekai/Hatsune Miku: COLORFUL STAGE (Mobile) Minecraft (Console)

Favorite Books: The A Good Girls Guide To Murder Trilogy, The Seven Husbands Of Evelyn Hugo And All Of Rick Riordans Books

Project Sekai Info!

Player ID:450334134897070085

Favourite Virtual Singer: Miku

Favorite Leo/Need Member: Saki

Favorite MORE MORE JUMP Member: Haruka

Favorite Vivid Bad Squad Member: I Don't Like VBS Much But I Love VBS Len!

Favorite Wonderland X Showtime Member: THE STAR HIMSELF TENMA TSUKASA.

Favorite Nightcord At 25 Member: Mizuki (Yes Mizu5 Translation Made Me Cry)

Favorite Unit: Leo/Need & Wonderland X Showtimes

Favorite Ship: Ruikasa, HonaSaki & MizuEna

Favourite Cover: King, Roki, Romeo And Cinderella, Bitter Choco Decoration & It's Not Official But AkiAns Cover Of Gimmie × Gimmie. I Will Defend It With My Life.

Favorite Commission: 88☆彡, Neo, Cyberpunk Dead Boy, Stella, Becoming Potatoes & Killer

AU Tags

#Down The Witches Road (AU) - Posts About My AU Based On Agatha All Along

#Project Sekai: A New Song - Posts About My Next Gen AU

#The Great Kamishiro - Posts About My AU Based On The Great Gatsby

#Untitled Seaki - Posts About My Unit Swap AU

Credit: Dividers By @sister-lucifer

My Carrd: It Has More Info About Me + A Link To My AUs Discord Server

My Main Blog: @olivia-b-gocha-1808

Also Tagging My Main Ships Because They'll Probably Be In My AUs!

[lakesbian]

Any thoughts about Mary killing Percy for Lillian? I don’t remember a lot from Twig since I read it a while ago, but I remember liking that. Though if you don’t have any thoughts about it, or just want to focus on Jamiie, that’s totally okay.

ok should get to this as well before i keep reading. hooray for my pact read getting you to read pact...it's working. & i know i was just jesting about the severity of Jamie 2. thankyou for telling me about enjoying my live read :)

it's Difficult. to appreciate mary and lillian interactions without feeling like i'm standing in front of a speeding bullet train at times. like every time there's some sentence emphasizing how they're FRIENDS, they're GIRLS who are FRIENDS, i start getting worm war flashbacks. and then visions of the future lesbian sex scene that fails the bechdel test bear trap waiting for me. lillians interlude starts emphasizing how mary makes her feel like a Girl by being her Friend because they are Platonic Girls that are Friends and i start staring off into the middle distance. anyway. Anyway.

i thought the entire thing with percy backing sy's lie because he ultimately thinks mary would be happier w/ the lambs was really good, i liked mary's interactions w/ percy. just musing here but being an assassin is a massive and core part of who she is, reaffirming that she values what lillian cares about & wants to be w/ her via murdering percy is the most her possible way of doing that. i think it's fun that her still going thru with it after sy confesses to lying really hammers home that she didn't need any particular amount of righteous anger or hurt to kill him--it's just who she is, it's what she naturally is going to do as that mechanism of caring about lillian and picking the lambs. shes a good character

[chillinglyadventurous]

Mysterious Fics

I think that, instead of doing a full length fic like I started on AO3, called Msyterious, I'm just going to do a few OC fics instead. My brain cannot compute a full length fic right now. Lillian Barrow is still my OC. I've fallen in love with her and the story I've created for her in my head that I just can't get fully onto paper. If I could draw her, I would. My artistic talent, however? is minimal and limited to the written word. Anyways, I think she looks like Alexandra Daddario, Annabeth from the Percy Jackson movies.

[skitter-queen]

sy: obnoxious, smug, loves lying. diagnosis: 4CHAN

lillian: anxious, wannabe professional, stem major. diagnosis: RADHAM TWITTER INTERN

gordon: only uses the internet to watch dog videos. diagnosis: JUST TYPES "DOGS" INTO GOOGLE SEARCH BAR

helen: literally designed to be inhumanly attractive, unnervingly cheerful, evil. diagnosis: HELEN GET TIKTOK

mary: loves knives. diagnosis: YOUTUBE

jamie: queer, introverted, sad. diagnosis: TUMBLR

ashton: emotionally manipulative, literally has the moral code of a children's book character, single. diagnosis: R/AMITHEASSHOLE

duncan: insufferable, self-centered, insecure, social climber. diagnosis: LINKEDIN

jessie: transgender, anarchist, sleepy all the time. diagnosis: TUMBLR AS WELL

evette: is dead. diagnosis: TRUE CRIME PODCAST SUBJECT MATTER

mauer: evangelical christian, perpetually angry, war veteran. diagnosis: FACEBOOK

lara & nora: scared, codependent, always in contact. diagnosis: TWITTER MUTUALS

percy: hates children, annoying, lonely. diagnosis: REDDIT

pierre: furry. diagnosis: FURAFFINITY

hayle: dilfy, academic professional, amoral. diagnosis: JSTOR

ibbott: deeply insecure, academic professional, mean. diagnosis: RATEMYPROFESSOR

petey: umm :/ diagnosis: DEVIANTART :(

the primordial: incomprehensible, outcome of man's hubris, constantly mutating, makes everything worse forever. diagnosis: THE ALGORITHM

[emerson-grimes-apologist]

Part ! 2!!

[mewpirate]

Just realized you can celebrate the characters birthdays based on what day they were created on soooo

Banana King - july 3

calvary - november 16

heartfelt - july 4

janice - september - 30

milo - july 2

nathan - september 6

percy - july 2

poppy - febuary 18

jojo - sept 2

sea dog - may 20

laughingstock - july 2

black teeth - september 21

hans - sept 23

horace - april 7

joe - sept 30

philip - october 8

sunny -sept 23

crackerjack - 28

boar - sept 9

conea - september 12

mort - sept 30

lillian - sept 9

mary - sept 6

schot - sept 20

talapio - sept 18

thade - sept 21

black chin - october 1

kimothy - oct 1

bubba - oct 1

danny - august 7

roger - oct 1

starson - oct 1

melrose - july 2

susan - july 2

auburn - sept 9

mrs skintaker - aug 8

sariah - oct 1

skintaker - sept 7

manbearpig - july 3

earl - sept 14

green gregory - sept 6

santa - dec 11

manrow - august 27

sanjay - feb 22

hendric - july 1

kurt - june 19

nicola - sept 16

[milqueskin]

Dr. Mort my beloved

CW: medical stuff, dismemberment (of dolls), blood

Full name: Mortimer Doulaire (Doulaire sounds like “douleur,” which means “pain” in French)

From a race of doll-people. I’ll make a separate post about them later, but basically, they’re made of stuffing and cloth. They don’t feel pain and are relatively hard to kill, compared to humans.

Weighs like 20 pounds since he is just a human-sized doll (easy to fling around).

Old. He was like 100 when he died (doll-people can't die from old age). He was able to study and practice medicine for a really long time, making him more skilled than any human doctor could be.

French accent (but I don't know if the T in his name is silent or not).

Chose to study human medicine because he’s fascinated by human biology. But in a weird way. He wanted a job that allowed him to dissect people for fun without it being illegal.

He mentored Dr. Heartfelt, and he helped shape his beliefs by being the kind of doctor Heartfelt absolutely DID NOT want to become.

Well-known for his terrible bedside manner. He’s unsympathetic, un-reassuring, non-communicative, and borderline dehumanizing.

People (sort of) tolerate him despite this because he’s a doll-person and he doesn’t fully understand things like pain or what it’s like to be sick. (There’s some truth in this, but he’s smart enough to know better.)

Also because they sometimes don’t have a choice. There’s a shortage of doctors in Candle Cove.

Doesn't care about medical ethics. As long as something sounds exciting and relatively safe, he'll do it. Experimentation is the foundation of science!

He’s known for this. If people want strange and illegal procedures done and are accepting of the risks, they see him.

Seems careless and risky, but he does take the safety of his patients seriously. If a patient dies, that means he’s failed, and he’s too prideful for that.

After he finished medical school, he moved to Candle Cove and opened a clinic.

Because of his extensive experience, he was regarded as the best doctor in the region. Sometimes the other doctors had to refer their patients to him, and they hated it (i.e. needing to condemn their patients to him and his inhumane treatment whenever they had problems too complex for them to fix themselves).

Inevitably got into legal trouble for malpractice. He joined the Tarantula Crew to evade law enforcement.

The rest of the crew didn't know this. I mean, they suspected it, but never asked about it.

Red Mary killed him first, dismembered him, and used his remains (stuffing) as kindling when she burned down the ship.

He’s affable and even kind outside his work. He asks people to call him by his first name. People who’ve never had to see him think he’s a good man.

He’s also fairly polite to his patients, but in a superficial way. Like, he says please and thank you, but it’s like, “PLEASE don’t scream so loudly while I saw off your leg without anesthesia.”

Somewhat prideful. He works for the satisfaction of it and thinks he can do anything (but is he wrong?).

Fears death. He was groveling and everything during the attack (to Mary’s amusement).

His hands and forearms are stained with blood (this is subtle enough to look like it’s just his natural skin color).

Uses his left shoulder as a pincushion for sewing needles. (Dr. Heartfelt does this, too.) (I headcanon him to be a doll-person as well, btw)

Skin-Taker has his button eyes sewn onto his cape somewhere.

Or, alternatively, Red Mary made earrings out of them.

[imjustalilboi]

I'm back again with the incorrect quote generator Thomas AU shit

Mavis (Parasitus Virus): The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Mavis (Parasitus Virus): I will not yield.

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Thomas (Monster Engines): Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a barfight*

Thomas (Monster Engines): Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

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Donald (Parasitus Virus): *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

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Thomas (Monster Engines), looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Bill (Monster Engines): Lady (Monster Engines)'s in the kitchen.

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Lillian (Monster Engines): We should normalize not loving family members.

Donald (Parasitus Virus): You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

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(Cough cough next one I excerpted from a YT short [CocobrED] Cough cough)

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Toby (Monster Engines): *Taking down Halloween decorations*

James (Monster Engines): *Slowly lifts a computer with a certain Christmas song put on pause*

Toby (Monster Engines): Uh uh.. *glaring at James (Monster Engines)

James (Monster Engines): *Smug smirk as he would start to press play*

Toby (Monster Engines): UH UH. *cocks gun*

P. T. Boomer (Monster Engines): *cocks shotgun and prepares to breach, but only gets lit up by gunfire synchronized to "All I Want for Christmas"

The short in question ⬇️

https://youtube.com/shorts/hVjEs8nJ95E?si=sXeA9B69jMt4V7T3

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Oliver (Monster Engines), throwing a pokeball at Percy (Parasitus Virus): Percy (Parasitus Virus), I choose you!

Percy (Parasitus Virus), not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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Emily (Parasitus Virus): *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*

*Jumpscare*

Emily (Parasitus Virus): *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!

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Lillian (Parasitus Virus): Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?

Lillian (Monster Engines): It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

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Duck (Fog Entities): Hey, what’s your Netflix password?

Emily (Parasitus Virus): ihopeyoudie

Duck (Fog Entities): Thank you!

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Lmao

Monster Engines AU belongs to @steam-beasts

Fog Entities AU belongs to me

Parasitus Virus AU belongs to @thechaddyengine

Lillian (my piece of shii OC) belongs to me as well

[henghost]

Twig Liveblog for Arc 10

an arc double-stuffed with pain and suffering... from the very beginning i had a weight in my stomach even before anything crazy had happened. there's a real sense of inevitability: sy feels that it's inevitable that he will leave, that he will disappoint lillian, and i gotta say he's probably right, awful as it may be. i've alluded before to the fundamental contradiction between sy and lillian--their radically different relationships to the academy--and here it finally comes to a head. this is not to say, however, that sy handled it in the best way possible lmao. in many ways he made the worst decisions possible, though ultimately i support his decision to leave. for all the questions of morality in this arc, none but sy have remembered the major moral imperative here: harming the academy by any means possible.

in that vein, i read lainie as a kind of lillian from a different angle. and upper class girl who becomes enamored with sy and his rebel attitude, his monstrousness, his alterity. take the dinner with the parents chapter, for example: it came into sharp relief the extent to which lillian likes sy precisely because it pisses them off. it would drive me insane too. of course, sy ultimately forces lainie to leave her bourgeois life behind, so perhaps there is reason for optimism.

it's a similar situation with mary, though her reasons for staying with the academy are a little less understandable, frankly. was not her problem with percy that he was using children for his evil experiments? is that not exactly what the academy is doing with the people she loves?? anyway, she's amazing this arc. the shooting scene was an all-timer: one must imagine me sitting alone in my bedroom just going "OH NO OH NO OH NO" over and over again. in my twigfic where everything will be perfect sy will manipulate her and they will run away together and kiss and be happy. here's how they could still get together in canon.........

the fight with the baron was very satisfying. the duel in the hollowed out church was some s-tier wildbow-pilled over-the-top anime-style battle. the image of him just lobbing a giant ass rapier at this thirteen-year-old killed me lmao. meanwhile, with the duke of francis out of action, the lord infante is my new noblekin. that guy is so fucking cool. like i know he's evil but still. i want to be him.

and then jamie is the only lamb who came to join sy and in such tearjerking way 😭 the relationship between neojamie and the previous jamie seems so touching--some kind of terrible duty. i'm not honestly sure that i could do the same. it speaks to his essential sweetness... poor baby.

PREDICTIONS (or, embarrassing myself for your entertainment)

helen will kill ibbot (the interlude confirmed for me that he is "daddy")

the need for wyvern will force sy into fray's camp (pleaseeeee)

lamb factionalism will cause strife in radham (duncan + lil vs. ashton + helen et al.??)