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Wearing my canonically accurate Antares cosplay as I pull my girlfriend into my room: Hehe come on babe, I'll make you cum so hard you'll be a blaster 4.

My girlfriend, wearing the costume of her original character, Taylon Hober: I don't know babe, don't you think our power difference is problematic.

Me: Heh, that sort of thing is for the power testers to worry about.

I jump onto the mattress and my spiked shoulder pads instantly punctures the water bed and blasts toxic goo everywhere killing us instantly

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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now

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therapist: drag queen panacea can't hurt you

drag queen panacea:

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Siberian, Narwhal and Scion are three different sides of the same coin- and I am not being snide here, this isn't a bit- all three of them are examinations of the fact that if you are sufficiently personally powerful, they don't really have a way to make you wear clothes

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you cant just say my name whenever you want a post to blow up.

You know what, fuck you *unpens your ultimate*

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I really think you should be allowed to eat out another cape to get their powers

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i think we would make a great nora & lara

name ONE way in which you are sy coded

Small, mischievous, bad at fighting. Keep the change

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Encage : Force into a cage :: Ennoble : Force into a noble :: England : Force into a gland

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do NOT let Trincy Dallon find this ask

im trincy dallon idiot! played right into my hands!

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enjoying a delicious wyvern stir fry

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theyre putting skitter queen down because she bites

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theyre putting skitter queen down because she bites

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Even though he was basically the size of a pea he still deserved cruel treatment

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for pride month lets all reblog bug4932s sigma stare taylor comic and get it back to the #1 spot

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we have updated our worms of service

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Wildbow elitists when you Tell them you want to read a fun Story about some Teenage witches trying to solve a murder and Not a Million and a half Word biopunk Bildungsroman about a twelve year old drug addled misogynist and His Friends Killing people in the Name of the government