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Saint: Don't you understand? That thing you love, it's not real. Everything she shows you is AI-generated!

Defiant: she certainly "generated" "A" boner for "I"

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I can't wait until individual artists are as convoluted to follow as streaming services are to watch.

Like I can't wait for 2035 when the average pinned post is like

"Here's my list of active sites I post my art on

Tumblr (SFW Only) Twitter (SFW Blog) Twitter (NSFW Blog) Twitter (Niche Fetish NSFW Blog) Bluesky (SFW Blog) Bluesky (NSFW Blog) Pillowfort (SFW Blog) Pillowfort (NSFW Blog) Inkbunny (NSFW Blog) FurAffinity (NSFW Furry Only Blog) Patreon (Tip Jar) NewGrounds (Animations and Collabs) Gelbooru (NSFW Human Anime Only) Danbooru (NSFW Human Anime Only) e621 (NSFW and SFW Furry Only) YouTube (Vlogs and Twitch Reuploads) Twitch (Gaming Vtubing) Twitch (Backup Channel) Piczel (Art Streams) Piczel (Secondary NSFW Art Streams on Tuesdays) Picarto (Art Multistreams on Wednesdays) MySpace (Social) Facebook (Social) Soundcloud (Music) Spotify (Music) Reddit (Community) Discord (Community) Discord (Alternate Art Only Discord) Discord (Alternate Niche Fetish Art Discord) Mastodon (Politics Blog) Butternet (Food Reviews) Hungusmungus (NSFW Witch Art Only) Spumtopia (I only post thumbnails here I am migrating off Spumtopia because of the drama) Fuckweiner (Migrated Spumtopia Blog) CuriousCat (Ask Blog) SocialButterfly (Makeup Reviews) Paintopia (IRL Painting Streams) Paintropolis (Really Fucked Up BDSM Blog) TrundleValley (Art of Trundle from League of Legends) Nutfucks (Art of Balls and Only Balls) OnlyBalls (Pictures of my Balls) OnlyFans (Nudes)"

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every time i lose against the local wards the director lowers my mover rating by one. im at like -4 now. according to the prt manual the recommended method of engagement at this point is to rescue me from trees like a scared cat

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if i had taylors powers i would literally just do etymology

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if i had taylors powers i would literally just do etymology

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Going back in time to keep baby wildbow from ever discovering shonen anime, thus saving the world

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"Then I encountered the Infante. He was enormous, and so were his balls. I tried to stab him in the balls but the balls were so big that my knife didn't work.

"Ho ho," chortled the Infante. The boom of his voice aggravated my Wyvern headache. I didn't care, though, because Ghost Gordon was flipping me off."

why are 80% of twig chapters literally just "There were twenty soldiers. I ran around behind them and hid in some fog. I lunged forward and stabbed one of them in the balls. I ran around from the other direction and stabbed another soldier in the balls. I made a hand signal to Mary, who ran forward, and stabbed another soldier in the balls. He fell down, screaming and crying and pissing himself, clutching his balls. I stabbed them again"

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why are 80% of twig chapters literally just "There were twenty soldiers. I ran around behind them and hid in some fog. I lunged forward and stabbed one of them in the balls. I ran around from the other direction and stabbed another soldier in the balls. I made a hand signal to Mary, who ran forward, and stabbed another soldier in the balls. He fell down, screaming and crying and pissing himself, clutching his balls. I stabbed them again"

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blake thorburn scrubbing

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happy birthed day 💙

yippee!!!

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BONESAW STREAM UP!!! Tonight we're playing chess with a potential new slaughterhouse member!

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There really is basically no reason for Imp Vista friendship to happen in a world where Regent doesn't blow up but I really wish there was. Maybe in comedic less serious AU they can still be Best Friends because there really is something so engaging about a world where the Undersiders and Wards hate each other but are also forcing friendship through gritted teeth off the clock for the sake of Team Little Sisters

Imp invites Vista to one of Taylors block parties in hopes that exposure to raw villainous joy will turn Vista supervillain. Vista brings the Wards with her in hopes that exposure to good natured heroes with a system of ethics will make Aisha want to join the Wards. Everyone is out of costume and random adults try and solve the tension between what they perceive as two groups of teenagers having a spat over nothing. Lisa and Chris Win are forced to shake hands and apologize lest they set a bad example for the kids watching. They play Cornhole and Regent makes the Wards mess up every single throw. Emotionally charged game of Uno turned philosophical debate between Brian, Taylor and Dennis.

In conclusion I have a vision for a beautiful world of WardSiders frienemyship and it all boils down to this image

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publishing twig in 2-3 arcs long novels with AI generated syllian cover art (sy erroneously depicted as tall and handsome) we'd be seeing it on booktok within weeks

wildbow could make a killing marketing twig as dark academia

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wildbow could make a killing marketing twig as dark academia

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It's so funny how wildbow thinks long descriptions of characters' physical appearance are just like the norm and doesn't realize that they come across as quite elegant, subtle passages of romantic longing, and since they are the only subtle/elegant blocks of prose in the book they stick out like a sore thumb

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im probably nonbinary but im in the slaughterhouse nine so im not really worrying about it