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Worm AU where everything is exactly the same but every cape has to wear a maid outfit for their power to work

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all im saying is that if kevin norton was trans instead of gay a lot of things would have gone differently

Worm AU where everything is exactly the same but every cape has to wear a maid outfit for their power to work

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Worm AU where everything is exactly the same but every cape has to wear a maid outfit for their power to work

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Worm AU where everything is exactly the same but every cape has to wear a maid outfit for their power to work

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dont worry about it babe

i am going to cancel chloe dallon for being related to victoria dallon (cop) and amy dallon (Mets fan)

who are either of those... those sound like characters only some sort of wormblog would be familiar with

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I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction

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Yeah, right now. You've certainly never treated it as that before

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Wildbow Antagonists Ranked By How Good They Are At Basketball

11. Barbarotem. Carries scissors at all times and therefore not allowed to run.

10. Goddess/Teacher/Amy Dallon. I don’t believe the antagonists of Ward can play basketball.

9. Davie Cavalcanti/Laird Behaim. Both ordinary middle-aged men with a square build who were killed by complete physical wrecks on their last legs. I don’t care if they were driven by rage and adrenaline if you lose a fight to Blake Thorburn or Natalie Teale you’re not winning a basketball game.

8. Charles Abrams. Undernourished and ill as a mortal man; the only time we see him act physically as the Carmine Exile he wrestles a large centipede to a draw. Unclear whether this is impressive.

7. Genevieve Fray. Huge fan of performance-enhancing drugs. Will quickly pick up the game due to her melted and malleable brain. Undermined by only working out at the library.

6. Jack Slash. Just some guy, but in good shape from running away all the time. Does enjoy games; quick reflexes.

5. Abraham Musser. In good shape, can do magic, and they do usually have basketball courts at posh European boarding schools. Still kind of a loser but easily beats out Jack.

4. Coil. Famously seven and a half feet tall.

3. Conquest. Extremely imposing on the court but not a team player. I can’t imagine him jumping for rebounds or running back in defense. Likely crumbles against strong opposition but large and in charge enough that he could defeat any mundane team by himself.

2. The Infante. The tallest and most physically powerful character on the list. Knows how to lead a team. The tentacles undoubtedly act to extend his range and options on the court. People don’t know this but he used to take his large son Augustus to basketball practice when he was younger.

1. Scion

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Wildbow Antagonists Ranked By How Good They Are At Basketball

11. Barbarotem. Carries scissors at all times and therefore not allowed to run.

10. Goddess/Teacher/Amy Dallon. I don’t believe the antagonists of Ward can play basketball.

9. Davie Cavalcanti/Laird Behaim. Both ordinary middle-aged men with a square build who were killed by complete physical wrecks on their last legs. I don’t care if they were driven by rage and adrenaline if you lose a fight to Blake Thorburn or Natalie Teale you’re not winning a basketball game.

8. Charles Abrams. Undernourished and ill as a mortal man; the only time we see him act physically as the Carmine Exile he wrestles a large centipede to a draw. Unclear whether this is impressive.

7. Genevieve Fray. Huge fan of performance-enhancing drugs. Will quickly pick up the game due to her melted and malleable brain. Undermined by only working out at the library.

6. Jack Slash. Just some guy, but in good shape from running away all the time. Does enjoy games; quick reflexes.

5. Abraham Musser. In good shape, can do magic, and they do usually have basketball courts at posh European boarding schools. Still kind of a loser but easily beats out Jack.

4. Coil. Famously seven and a half feet tall.

3. Conquest. Extremely imposing on the court but not a team player. I can’t imagine him jumping for rebounds or running back in defense. Likely crumbles against strong opposition but large and in charge enough that he could defeat any mundane team by himself.

2. The Infante. The tallest and most physically powerful character on the list. Knows how to lead a team. The tentacles undoubtedly act to extend his range and options on the court. People don’t know this but he used to take his large son Augustus to basketball practice when he was younger.

1. Scion

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yippie!

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If Ranma was in Worm would he be a cape with a weird mix of powers that emulate the gender bending and fighting abilities or just unrelated to all the parahuman stuff happening in the world he is a super star martial artist who fell into a magic spring

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:/

Arcadia high history teacher: in the Victorian period...

Amy hearing "Victoria's period" and getting so horny she gets nauseous: may I be excused from class

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The Meowmorphosis

Via Michi Posting: Out of Context Public group on Facebook - 575.4K members

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Honestly I don't think you're scuttling enough

Barely even buzzing

us ants primarily walk march and scurry actually, you must be thinking of bug4933

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Posting this on PHO about Marquis during his trial

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It's this kind of incisive political commentary that keeps me coming back to wildbow stories

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Where does your cat fall in power scaling discussions?

galactic scale