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kingkatsuki · 2 years ago

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Barou Shoei & @knchins

How you meet.

You’d anticipated the crowd to be packed for My Chemical Romance tonight, especially since it had been years since they last performed live and they were the band of the weekend— but what you didn’t expect is to have some fucking prick behind you rubbing his sweaty body against you. Feeling the hint of a semi digging into your lower back as he pretended to be pushed forward by the sea of people.

You pushed back against him, but there wasn’t any available space to slip into, and you didn’t want to leave the crowd after coming in early just to make sure you had this perfect spot.

Contemplating turning around to cuss him out when another man stepped in, a large palm wrapping around your forearm to tug you to his side. Moving you to the side slightly as he stood behind you, dark eyes glaring at the pervert who was now looking irritated.

“Fucking asshole, you got no shame?” He spoke loudly as the guy began to get flustered, “Lucky they’re about to come on or I’d kick your ass.”

Even though Barou was protecting you now, you could see out of the corner of your eye that he was keeping an eye on the other people in the area to make sure he wasn’t doing the same to someone else.

“You okay?” He leaned down as his lips brushed against the shell of your ear.

“I’m fine, thanks.” You felt so relieved now he was behind you instead, protected even as you looked back towards the stage.

“Can you still see?”

“Yeah.” You were certain this was an even better view than you had before, or maybe it was just because you felt more comfortable.

The crowd became more intense when MCR came on stage, but you didn’t feel it. Not with Barou standing behind you protectively. His arms on either side of you stopped any moshing guys from barging into you, crowdsurfers went straight past you and the best part? He’d managed to shove the perverted guy into one of the pits that had opened up which left you feeling safe and secure.

When they finished you turned to face your saviour, thanking him for making the experience perfect and of course he couldn’t leave without shooting his shot and getting your number🥺

#I was originally gonna pair you with someone else #but I just thought this scenario with barou fit so fucking well #like HE WOULD #and I love him for it wahhhh #jos festival matchups #ask games #ask game

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wishfulsketching · 4 months ago

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Silco and his terror of a daughter

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #silco #jinx #jinx and silco #silco would give jinx everything he owns and more #and that would make things worse #silco the makeup expert because he gotta use good and safe products on his own face #thats my queue to leave #silco is the worst best dad #just like jinx is the worst best daughter

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opera-ghost · 4 days ago

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#class– would erik use reddit? let's discuss #phantom of the opera #poto #poto shitpost #okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit #there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings #erik having mod access for some reason #(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors #someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi #erik fully just doxxes them in the comments

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incandescent-creativity · 1 year ago

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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

#because I do #like a ‘he would not fucking say that’ but just about like #narration details #writing #writing problems #writer problems

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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unsung-idiot · 7 months ago

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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

#i'm not sure if ford would really be interested in using the internet much #but i could see him wanting to look something up real quick and ending up reading something so outrageously wrong #that it pisses him off to the point that he gets into an argument about it lol #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #digital art #my stuff #anyway i really don't like how this one turned out #but i don't feel like changing it #bc i already spent way more time on this than i actually wanted to #and i don't wanna look at it any longer

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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swan2swan · 10 months ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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batcavescolony · 10 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.