#Levi-Ruin

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ROSEN BLOOD VOLUME 4

[catmadeofsalad]

Asmodeus: *playing with MC'S hair*

Beelzebub: *holding MC*

Belphie: *sleeping on top of MC's legs*

Mammon: *buying MC more blankets for their pile*

Leviathan: *putting in a funny movie for MC*

Lucifer: Why are you crowding MC so much?

Asmodeus: Their toxic ex tried to manipulate them into getting back together, and our dear human started to panic so we deemed this a necessary solution.

Lucifer: Then where is Satan?

Mammon: *grins* Hunting

[rebouks]

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Keith: You have another headache? Levi: [grunts] I’m fine. Keith: If you didn’t spend so much time rotting your brain in front of the television, you’d-… Levi: I said I’m fine!

…

Tiffany: The fridge is still broken-.. what’s the point in mopping? Levi: ‘Cause I’m sick of getting my socks wet. Nadia: Levi! Piano. Levi: The tutor isn’t even here yet. Nadia: I don’t want to hear her complain about your lack of progress again today... It’s like you want to waste everyone’s time.

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Aster: Are they not done yet? Levi: I don’t know, man.. they do this shit for hours. Penny: Why do you have to be so boring; would it kill you to be in one photo? Levi: You don’t even want me on your simsta! Penny: That’s not true! I just want to airbrush you a little bit first-.. please? Levi: [sighs] Fine.

…

Penny: You know I love you, right..? Levi: Uh-huh… Lauren: What’ve I told you about being here?! GET OUT! Phillip: Are you deaf? Levi: No, sir. Phillip: Then how about you use this instead of that and remember what I told you? There isn’t a third strike, Levi. Can your tiny, one-track brain comprehend that? [Levi nods] Phillip: Good, now get the hell out of my house.

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Levi: Guess I’ll fix it myself… Tiffany: Should you be doing that with all this water on the floor? Levi: Like you care. Tiffany: [scoffs] I saw your girlfriend last week, guess who she was with? Levi: Blah, blah, blah. Tiffany: Of course you-.. dad! I fixed the fridge! Keith: Ah, you beat me to it. Good job, sweetie! Keith: See, Levi-.. initiative! You could learn a thing or two from your sister. Levi: Uh-huh…

[ninefuckingoneone-ssideblog]

The thing with liking war riddled men is it always comes with body worship

Like fuck baby he thinks he can just look all delectable with those scars, burns, holes and scabs of disfigured skin in full display and you'll not just want to run your hands around every single one of em. Taking your sweet time to pepper kisses to each and every part of him. Lips brushing against the very marks that prove he's here with you, alive.

You think you'll also get out some beautiful gasps and whimpers of your name, get to watch his pretty face scrunch up; hear breath hitching in his throat and see his eyes darken while you take your sweet time ravaging him with love

[mzradyer]

lisichka X the overlord

cecily knight and jeremy volkov from god of wrath (legacy of gods #3) by rina kent

[sleepless-winter-nights]

Found this pic from Pinterest and third is from Twitter.

Credit goes to the artist who drew them. Unfortunately I don't know there names.

Dm for the artists names or removal.

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Rosen Blood Vol 2

[rebouks]

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Byrd: Why’re you scared of water? Levi: I’m not. Byrd: There must be a reason. Levi: Why is anyone scared of anything? Like why are you scared of the dark, or why is Wren scared of blood n’ stuff? Wren: ‘Cause it’s gross and no one’s supposed to bleed, swimming is fun. Byrd: I guess you could drown if you couldn’t swim or whatever. Levi: I think it started when I was a kid n’ almost drowned in the bath. Byrd: How? Levi: I don’t know, my mom was probably being shit-.. I barely remember. Byrd: Enough to be scared though. Levi: Apparently. [Byrd floated aimlessly on his back for a moment, thoughtfully peering at the clouds] Byrd: Dad says you’re supposed to do stuff you’re scared of or it gets worse, like he’s always turning the lights out on me or shoving our cuts n’ bruises in Wren’s face-.. in a nice way though, y’know? Levi: Is it working? Wren: Kinda. Byrd: Why don’t you just stick a foot in? Levi: No thanks. Byrd: C’mon, no one’s gonna shove you. Levi: Nope. Byrd: Pfft. Oscar: Christ, Byrd.. what the hell are you doing in there?! That cast is gonna stink. Byrd: Oh-.. oops. Oscar: Get out and put it in the sun! Oscar: Now. Byrd: I’m cominG-.. it’s getting chopped off soon anyway, right? Oscar: Yeah, and the poor doctor’s gonna pass out from your stank.

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Rosen Blood Vol 2

[kariighost]

PROFESSOR LEVI PROFESSOR LEVI PROFESSOR LEVI 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

[sillyballoonmilkshake]

Brandon: It's so hot in here.

Nikolai: Of course it is. It's cause you and I are in the room. *winks*

Brandon, shaking his head: No, it's because we're in a sauna, Nikolai. *sighs*

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Rosen Blood Vol 1

[mzradyer]

ice princess x conquest

elsa steel and aiden king from royal elite #1, #2 and #3 by rina kent

[fanatic-freakshow]

Levi's Rants Pearls

Socities' perception of normal is a learned concept. It's an opinion that was passed down through generations until it eventually became a tradition. It's rooted in people's minds because it has been taught for a long time. But fundamentally, it's just an opinion. It means nothing just because people conform to it. You being different is fucking fantastic, son.

Chapter 21

Levi: Please don’t tell me you're with your sister’s boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend?

Brandon: What? No. Of course not, Dad.

Levi: Fine, okay. It can't be worse than that.

Brandon: He's his cousin.

Levi: Oh, for fuck's sake. Please tell me he's the levelheaded cousin who keeps him on check.

Brandon: To be honest, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but Killian is definitely the one who keeps Nikolai in check.

Levi: Fuck my life. Astrid, Princess. I think I'm having a heart attack.

[To Nikolai]

Astrid: Make yourself comfortable and treat this like your home.

Levi: I wouldn’t recommend that.

Astrid: And don't worry. You're welcomed here anytime.

Levi: I wouldn’t use the world "welcome".

Astrid: You're our guest.

Levi: Not one that I approve of.

Nikolai: I was the one who'd noticed him first.

Levi: And you couldn't keep your attention to yourself.

I'm losing my children one by one to a bunch of wankers!

Chapter 31

GOD OF FURY