#Leo johnson

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Pinup fellas of Twin Peaks by Emma Munger

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POV: it's the 2000s and a certain squishy stoner is entranced by his recent weight gain while alone in his bedroom ;)) [the GIF might take a moment to load lol]

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TWIN PEAKS: SEASON TWO (1990-1991) "Demons"

[seanleelevin]

Starting Part 2 of the Great Twin Peaks Rewatch. I adore this film.

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NEW SHOES

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[taylorkellyreporting]

i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: twin peaks 2x01-2x09

andy is yelling coopers name on the phone and for a split second, i forgot he was a cop and said “call the police” 😭

“room service!” my brother in christ, he is actively dying

what the fuck is this guys deal

the thumbs up and the wink are sending me so bad

is he just gonna keep coming back and doing the same thing or…?

oh a new giant, that’s fun

this show is so fucking bizarre. i love it.

“you will require medical attention.” no shit

audrey is so fucked

“i like you.” ew. i know he had no idea it’s audrey but still. ew.

did no one hear the gunshot???

finally. i was half convinced cooper was gonna die on that damn floor.

what the hell, how are catherine and josie missing when shelly was the one with catherine?

i’m so glad pete is okay

“give me a couple hours to get dressed” pls

someone needs to give poor lucy a hug

leland is handling his first murder well

no one in the palmer family is stable

hopefully that floorboard knocked some sense into andy

albert’s my favorite asshole <3

though i’d prefer leo dead, i’m glad he gets to pay for what he’s done to all those girls

“where do they keep his water dish?” the smile dropped off andy’s face so fast 😭😭

aw shit, leo isn’t the serial killer.

“good work, andy.” “ yeah. woof.” pls

“laura and james were in love.” no, i don’t think that’s true.

donna is trying way too hard

i’m sorry but i’m rooting for bobby and shelly

that forehead kiss was so cute

i take it back, nadine deserves so much better than ed

is albert fake crying? 😭

great, bobbys dad is back

that was an…interesting exchange

i’m so glad i was right about leo not acting alone. i wonder if ben was the 3rd guy.

poor pete ☹️

i can’t believe josie tried to allude to catherine killing her son knowing damn well she did it

i don’t believe catherine is dead

i don’t think any of what’s been happening is good for leland’s heart

is audrey…praying to cooper? 😭

what the fuck. what the actual fuck.

2x02

senior drool cup skfjgjfks

that was creepy

fuck, what if mr. smith is the gray haired dude???

i feel so bad for ronette

log lady is the best character in this show

andy saying he can’t have kids was not on my bingo card

won’t be surprise if we find out laura was blackmailing ben about one eyed jack’s

i’m with bobby, fuck leo and collect his checks

what the fuuuuuck

omg, is maddy into james?

i wanna know why lelands grandfathers neighbor is torturing the people in twin peaks. specifically the palmer family

yup, audrey’s screwed

2x03

another letter…fuck.

albert’s not gonna take the giant thing seriously and i don’t blame him

“you were visited by a giant?” “any relation to the dwarf?” called it 😭😭

leland isn’t on the board of people who’ve interacted with that guy (alien?) so i’m gonna guess he never actually talked to harry

“so what did this giant sound like, huh? i mean, did he have a big booming voice or what?” “no, no. he spoke softly. distinctly.” “and you gave him the beans you were supposed to use to buy a cow?” giggling

when are albert and harry gonna enter the lovers part of their enemies to lovers arc?

“i love you, agent truman.” i guess i got my answer 😭

“wanna play with fire, little boy?” yeah, he’s def the guy

i don’t trust this dick dude

aw fuck, cooper figured out the insurance fraud

oh shit, nadine

nooo leland

those fuckass owls

“you’re dead, laura but your problems keep hanging around! it’s almost like they didn’t bury you deep enough!” that’s an insane line

donna’s just learned that how you get ‘em is how you lose ‘em. what, did she think she was the exception?

damn it, i was rooting for leland to get away with it!!!

WHY DOES HAROLD HAVE LAURA’S DIARY???

this ep would be perfect if not for all the teenage bullshit. i don’t really care about james and donna. maddy needs to flee that town immediately, she’s too good for it.

2x04

someone please hug leland

this type of shit would only happen to andy 😭

josie should be ashamed of herself. pete doesn’t deserve her manipulation.

poor audrey :(

OH SHIT

was not expecting that man to be an fbi agent

what the hell, why is that dude watching harry and josie 😭

dick certainly is living up to his name

“DICK!” i’ll say.

naming this episode laura’s secret diary and only showing it once was a hilariously poor choice

damn i kinda…don’t care if hank lives or dies

this episode was whatever.

2x05

i hope albert and bobby are in this ep

can someone please hug lucy?

bobby!!!

this guy is an idiot

i knew twin peaks was small, i just didn’t think it was ‘courtroom in the middle of a bar’ small 😭

donna was fucked up for that one

can’t believe all this shit has happened in 12 days

nadine is fucking superhuman now? 😭

ben’s gonna hate it when cooper comes back alive

“i’m a whole damn town!” PLEASE

FUCK, i knew lucy was lying about her trip. i really hope she’s having the abortion cause she wants it and not cause she thinks she’s alone

cooper dodging that knife without even looking was very sexy of him

hawk, my man!!! saving the day was also very sexy of him

this is the ep that should’ve been titled laura’s secret diary

fuck.

hello???

last ten mins saved this ep

2x06

fuck james!! donna should be apologizing to maddy for getting her into that mess.

“daddy?” he sure is

i’m sorry, i really don’t care about james and donna. they’re so boring.

cooper doesn’t know that ben owns one eyed, jacks, right?

well. there goes all of shelly and bobbys dreams

mr. lynch!!!

NO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALBERT WON’T BE COMING BACK?!?!?

“i was worried sick.” liar.

i’m gonna miss maddy but i’m glad she’s getting out of that town

josie kinda went off in that scene with ben

“good thing we didn’t light the candles.” 😭😭

i have a feeling there’s more to leo than meets the eye

“cooper, you remind me today of a small, mexican chihuahua.” hawks slow look over is sending me so bad

josie sucks and harry deserves so much better than her

i love leland 😭

THAT ENDING OMG. this ep was so good and i can’t wait for the next one.

2x07

this episode better live up to the hype

why do i have a feeling we’re gonna find out harold is either gone, dead or that he destroyed the diary…

oh my gosh

leland and sarah took the news of maddy leaving a lot better than i thought they would

“it’s like you’re blaming me for something.” i think it’s the other way around

“he’s alive!” he was never dead 😭

the face of a man realizing he’s in deep shit

“did you kill her?” “i loved her.” SHE WAS A TEENAGER YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT

no wonder laura was so fucked up

this norma, ed, and nadine scene is so awkward 😭

omg what if leo recorded what went down that night with ronette and laura?

laura refers to bob as a friend of her fathers and the one armed man said bob uses a host. hear me out, what if ben is that host? and that’s what laura meant by “someday i’m gonna tell the world about ben horne. i’m gonna tell them who ben horne really is.” she could also just be talking about him being a disgusting pedophile.

this is me trying to figure the ben and bob stuff out. if you even care.

i’m so glad audrey told cooper about her father. i just wish he would’ve hugged the poor girl.

ben could also just be a red herring. at least when it comes to bob.

about 30 minutes in and this ep is certainly living up to the hype

what the hell is going on in the palmer residence

i am so uncomfortable

I FUCKING KNEW CATHERINE WAS ALIVE AND I FUCKING KNEW THAT GUY WAS REALLY A WOMAN!!! i just didn’t expect it to be her 😭

no seriously, what the hell is going on at the palmer residence

this episode has me on the very edge of my seat

WHAT THE FUCK MAN. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

SPEECHLESS. I AM SPEECHLESS.

2x08

alright, it’s the next day and i’m still fucked up from the last episode and not at all ready for this one 😵‍💫

what the fuck did he do with maddy

oh my God, he is aware of what he’s done

this is so fucked up

“God, how you must hate us white people after all we’ve done to you.” “some of my best friends are white people.” i’m screaming

i really need leland to be exposed

evil asshole

i’m so conflicted about ben. on one hand, i’m glad he’s being interrogated about laura but i really want them to figure out he’s not the killer. but that means he walks free 😵‍💫

i don’t like norma’s mom at all

at least the deputy isn’t dead?

norma needs to leave hank already

i’m sorry, was pete in love with josie? is that what he’s saying?

please tell me andy isn’t dumb enough to believe lucy already gave birth 😭

i love that ben is on the brink of losing everything

please for the love of God, search the car

gwen is so dumb 😭

“clearly this mans stairs do not reach the attic.” i’m crying

no fucking way hank knows ernie

i hope they found maddy

2x09

MY FAVEEES

hate the circumstances but i’m SO happy albert is back!!! my favorite asshole 🫶🏼

omg that’s why he took the fur from bens office!!!i really didn’t think twice about anything leland did leading up to the reveal and thought he was just being his regular crazy self but no he was literally planning maddy’s murder 😭

i wonder if leland starting planning maddys murder right when she got into town or if something in particular triggered him

i think this is the most serious albert has ever been and that’s saying something

oh brother

ugh, normas mom is a real bitch

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

my heart is breaking for laura

damn, leland is setting ben up real good

where the fuck is bens wife?

damn, it donna!! it’s not her fault but still. damn.

i don’t really care for donna but i don’t want her to die

i can’t watch but i can’t look away, either

thank God for harry

“doesn’t matter, don’t you see? nothing we do matters, nothing’s gonna change.” i hate that he’s right.

FUCK james, all my homies HATE james.

i have so many questions

OH MY GOD HE’S FIGURING IT OUT

wait, leland doesn’t know what he’s done???

fucking hell.

my honest to God reaction to last half of this episode. how am i ever supposed to move on from this storyline? i almost don’t want to press play on the next episode because i’m failing to see how they can ever top this arc.

[tarukorhohen]

If your "doomed toxic old man yaoi" isn't like theirs I don't want it

[tavtiers]

prince of blood/life analysis

The Prince of Blood [symbols: crown, bleeding cut]

The Prince class has its basis in Machiavelli’s The Prince. An example would be Prince Hamlet from the Shakespeare play.

The Blood aspect’s main theme is connection. You can find its official description here.

A Prince of Blood is among those who alter paths, drive, and passion. This is the “classpect group” they belong to. Members include: the Sylph, Maid, Bard, and Prince of Breath/Blood. These classes are all opposites or inverses of each other that alter the Breath/Blood dichotomy (paths, drive, and passion). A description of classpect groupings can be found here.

The Prince of Blood actively destroys the Blood aspect. Active classes tell themselves what to do and do so for their own benefit. They are more likely to stand up for themselves, but more likely to be cruel. Princes and Bards destroy their aspect and everything it symbolizes, while using that same aspect as a weapon. In doing so, they leave their opposite aspect in their wake. Due to their actions, they come across as their opposite aspect. Simplified, the Prince of Blood is motivated by themselves to destroy connection. In personality, they come across as the Breath aspect, seemingly defined by freedom.

On the subject of personality, the Prince of Blood wants to have control over things and has a strong sense of responsibility. Personality descriptions can be found here.

Their archetype is the True Promised, defined by control and connection. Archetypes are explained here.

Their opposite is the Bard of Breath, who passively destroys freedom.

Their inverse is the Sylph of Breath, who passively assists freedom.

A classpect or “god tier” is an individual’s best self. All classpects go through a journey from unrealized, to struggle, to realized. When a character is unrealized, they neutrally exist as their inverse. On their struggle, they will wildly flip back and forth between their inverse and true classpect. In their worst moments they will act as their inverse, in their best their true classpect. When realized, they will stabilize as their true classpect. They will still have room to grow, but will become happier, more successful people.

This means that the Prince of Blood begins life motivated by others to assist freedom. When their struggle arrives and they are at their worst, they will continue this behavior in negative extremes. However, when at their best, they will find purpose in instead destroying connection for themselves. When realized, they will stabilize and continue to destroy the Blood aspect actively, in a positive way.

They share their archetype with no one, being the truest representation of their type.

The Prince of Blood would quest on a planet similar to the Land of Breath [Opposite Aspect] and Blood [Aspect]. An example would be the Land of Rebellion and Barbed Wire. An explanation of planet naming conventions can be found here.

Two possible gods, or denizens, to reign over their planet would be Hera (Goddess of Marriage Vows) or Prometheus (Deliverer of Civilization). Other Blood aspect denizens can be found here.

When the Prince of Blood completes their planet quests and dies on their quest bed, they would rise to ascension on the wings of mosquitoes (symbols of blood). A list of soul animals can be found here.

The characters that I have currently classpected as Princes of Blood are: Jack Noir from Homestuck, Spades Slick from Homestuck, Red Hood from Batman, Arthur Maxson from Fallout, Leo Johnson from Twin Peaks, Hanzo from Overwatch, Thranduil from Lord of the Rings, Loghain Mac Tir from Dragon Age, Magneto from X-Men, Marcus Junius Brutus from The Tragedy of Julius Caesar, and Brutus from HBO Rome.

If any of the links not connected to my blog break, the content can be found on my Google Drive.

Official Aspect Descriptions Personality Descriptions Aspect Denizens

Prince of Life analysis can be found here.

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BIGGEST HATER BRACKET: ROUND ONE, MATCH FOURTEEN

Remember this isn't about which character is better, it's about who you think is a bigger hater!

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It's my 35th birthday! 🎉🎈🍰🎂

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You'll never fucking believe what I finally figured out how to do in Clip Studio Paint y'all (feat. my main man Leo)

[doggil]

Finished season 1 of Twin Peaks! More shit happened in that singular 40 minute episode than the entirety of the last 4 seasons of stranger things. So much happened and I can't rlly remember it all but I'm so glad Shelly is okay and I'm So Worried for Audrey's relationship with her father

[rollingwiththedead]

Y’all. I just realized that Leo Johnson from Twin Peaks looks like. Like Spaghett from Tim and Eric

[taylorkellyreporting]

i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: twin peaks season 1

first lb of 2025!! this show has been on my watchlist for literal years (i’m talking since there was a revival 😭) but i just never got around to watching it ‘til now. i know there are a ton of fantastic actors in this show so i’m really excited to start it.

this sheriff needs a new profession

omg i know they couldn’t have anticipated laura’s mom being on the phone, but couldn’t they have sent a cop to talk to her, too? what an awful way to have her worst fear confirmed

of course bobby is a cheating asshole

i don’t like the smirk on this girls face at all

“i loved her!” motherfucker, you’re literally cheating on her

none of these actors can cry

oh shit, this girl looks like she’s been tortured. what the hell is happening in this town

not this lady worried about her drapes when a kid was just murdered

this dude’s making me want cherry pie

this psychiatrist is so fucking creepy

a serial killer???

“does this mean i’ll never grow up?” oh God

no seriously, this andy dude needs a new profession

“did you know laura was seeing someone else?” ohhh, so while he was having his, she was having a few of her own 😭

“you didn’t love her anyway” get his ass

the fuck is audrey’s deal?

donna girl, you are a horrible liar

can’t believe i didn’t put it together when they first mentioned she was with a biker and his name started with the letter “j”

is there a single character in this show that’s actually loyal to their partner?

“dad, i’m gonna tell it to you and i’m gonna tell it to you straight” lmfaooo

don’t know if i believe james’ story

WHAT THE FUCK i thought james was with laura????

i’ve never been so confused

okay mr. frost and mr. lynch, you’ve got me hooked.

1x02

agent cooper hanging upside down like a bat wasn’t the opening scene i was expecting 😭

i hope cooper knows audrey’s a teenager

shelly needs to dump this leo dude

“james, you were in love with laura” not that in love, he was making out with donna right after he found out she was dead

“all this time, we were the ones falling in love” damn

at least donna’s having mixed emotions instead of just being happy about james’ feelings

“there was a fish in the percolator” screaming

catherine is a real bitch

i am once again saying there are NO loyal people in this show

what the fuck is happening to laura’s mom

not bobby’s dad smacking the cigarette out of his mouth 😭😭😭

“one day, my log will have something to say about this” this show is a comedy

leo needs to die immediately

“james is sweet but he’s so dumb!” lmfaooo

what the fuck, why does the creepy doctor have the other half of james’ necklace????

1x03

anyone who eats a sandwich the way audrey’s dad is eating it needs to be jailed immediately

that town really has it all

on one hand, im happy for james and donna, on the other hand, i feel so bad for laura. one boyfriend was cheating on her and the other was emotionally cheating with her best friend of all people.

cooper’s really giving a history lesson 😭

dkfjfjs not andy getting struck in the head with a rock

audrey’s a little off

lucy sticking her tongue out at albert?? she’s such a queen

do these people not know divorce is an option?

“what is going on in this house?!” seriously

i find myself wondering, not for the first time, what the hell this show exactly is

1x04

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG

omg laura looks so much older as a brunette

every time bobby’s dad opens his mouth i want to kill myself

“look, it’s trying to think.” albert’s such an asshole but he’s so fucking funny

“love me!” “you bet😐” dkfjgkdm

bobby’s fucked up for ruining laura’s funeral but what he said isn’t exactly wrong

four eps in and i’m severely craving pie

so they just go around tying suspects up, huh?

did catherine kill her brother???

laura’s dad is so unwell :(

1x05

i wanna know how the hell sarah knows about the rock

i love lucy so much

ANDY AND LUCY???? lmfaoooo

audrey is the last person donna should trust

bobby’s audacity is astounding

do they ever specify shelley’s age?

not diet lasagna 😭

“hank got his parole, he’s coming home” maybe she should’ve dumped him while he was away

audrey’s good, i’ll give her that

five episodes in and i feel like i’m more confused than when i started this show

5x06

i hope we meet the famous diane before this show ends

what the hell is this creepy doctor playing at?

i can’t decide if i feel bad for bobby cause i’m not sure i can believe him

log lady you will always be famous

this shot goes kinda hard

laura’s dad needs serious help

why the hell is audrey crying

no way, is josie cheating on harry with benjamin of all people?

is leo dead or…

what the fuck

1x07

not condoning anything but i get audrey. i’d fall for cooper, too.

kinda here for bobby and shelly, not gonna lie

not cooper wearing a whole ass tux 😭

pls josie took out a freaking life insurance plan on catherine

aww no waldo is dead ☹️

so leo’s definitely the killer

i’m officially on the edge of my seat

1x08

i hope james doesn’t die

this is a disaster

OH SHIT CREEPY DOCTOR

leo’s good as dead

well shit i didn’t think andy had it in him

damn that’s gotta be painful for james to hear

noooo shelley!!!!!

“you broke my heart!” that would require having one

what the hell did josie get herself into

catherine is playing peter so good

oh shit she’s pregnant

“…uh…” 😭😭

i don’t believe leo acted alone

so much has been happening, i completely forgot about nadine

why did they wait ‘til the last two episodes to get so interesting!!!

leland you have too much to live for!!!!

i hope he at least gets away with it

audrey is so screwed

this is me. if you even care.

this show is incredible. i wasn’t expecting bobby to grow on me, but he did. i really hate that he set james up, especially since he was cheating on laura with shelly so he’s being a huge hypocrite. i hope now that leo’s dead he and shelly can be happy together. maybe that’ll change once i get to s2.

speaking of leo, i’m glad he’s dead, but i hate that he won’t pay for what he did to shelly, laura, and the other girls. and i don’t believe for a second that he took the girls to the train cart alone.

cooper was shot, omg??? i’m gonna guess hank was the shooter but idk.

really looking forward to seeing how audrey gets out of the mess she’s found herself in with ben.

and leland!!! i was not expecting him to kill jacques and i really hope he gets away with it and gets the help that he so clearly needs.

i don’t like nadine but i really hope she makes it.

pete doesn’t deserve to die, especially not for catherine so he better be okay!!!!

josie having her husband killed was not on my bingo card and i’m so disappointed in her!! harry deserves so much better, poor guy.

i’m about to start s2 so the lb for that should be up soon. david lynch was a genius and so is mark frost. i now have a severe craving for a slice of pie and a cup of coffee. and i don’t even drink coffee.

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