#LegalEagles

[cinemajunkie70]

Happy Birthday in the afterlife to Ivan Reitman!

[nvnlawfirm]

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[sycamorality]

cackling so much about what's happening on twitter recently on my fucking god

[alterego9114]

Project 2025: A Hellish Legal Vision For America ft. Liz Dye

[kingofdoma]

As soon as the video started playing... I... I had to make this.

(via Make a GIF)

[dr-archeville]

Trump is Immune [source] {25 min 27 sec}

Happy Independence Day!

[llycaons]

LEGALEAGLE IS INVOLVED!!!!????

[gravedangerahead]

You know, for a while, it was the done thing on the internet to argue that the villains are right and the heroes suck, and to apply real life logic to worlds it clearly doesn't fit into. I'm not gonna say they were bad faith interpretations exactly because a lot of these were meant to be funny, but they were very cynical

But one silly thing I still (possibly mis)remember and get unreasonably mad about occasionally was a take that said Ursula was right, and she was only trying to collect on what was freely agreed on when she was murdered and like

No???????

I don't know much about the contract law in this universe, but I have a hard time imagining there's anywhere where you're allowed to just sabotage the other party's attempt to fulfill the contract so you can collect on the penalty payment

That's not even getting into the fact that she signed a contract with a minor that had HER SOUL as an object. In most places, it's illegal to sell or promise your kidney, much less your eternal soul

Even if it's legal, I think it's clearly excessive in the terms agreed on. It's an abusive clause

Anyway, I watched The Little Mermaid a grand total of like twice, so I might be wrong here

[judeharoldvich]

having a panic attack WHILE also having a horny crisis over legaleagle. look at him

[joe-england]

Trump's Bombshell Federal Document Indictment

No, really.  It’s that bad.

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

...cheese?

[starboundsingularities]

Ace Attorney (2001)

[nvnlawfirm]

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[vaamm]

[celestial-sphere-press]

following the application of wax, polish with an agate burnisher. bonus: my agate bone (?? do I call it a bone folder if it isn't bone lol) folder can double as my flat-edge burnisher.

[doreymifasolo]

LegalEagle released a video a few days ago where he lawyers the Little Mermaid, and someone astutely pointed out:

I tacked on my completely-impersonal-and-just-for-fun observation that Hans Christian Andersen wrote The Little Mermaid as a coming out story for his “friend,” Edvard Collin.

So, to the point: would any fanfic writers like to take a crack at this?