the fbi was going through the craziest shit in the 90s like what the hell do you mean they needed to use an insanely dangerous cannibal for information to catch a serial killer who is murdering innocent families for his becoming of a god that is possessed by a dragon, then having to use him AGAIN to catch another serial killer who is murdering girls (including a senator’s daughter) to wear their skin as a suit while some other girl died under mysterious circumstances while other people are getting abducted by aliens and being terrorized by the paranormal while ALSO across the country, there’s a satanist who is possessing dolls and using a former nurse to kill more families???
Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the limitless reaches of the human imagination
Gaiman: for where are we truly free to imagine? in dreams!
Gaiman: for the dreamscape is the playground of the inner child
Gaiman: but what if the concept of dreaming
Gaiman: was this real cool goth guy
Aaron Alexovich: yes
Neil Gaiman: and what if
Gaiman: death was a goth chick
Stephen King: like mary?
Gaiman: no no not like mary
Gaiman: not so threatening
Aaron Alexovich: what kind of goth?
Alexovich: cuz there's 12 different phyla of goths and over 500 sub-species
Gaiman: oh i don't know
Gaiman: they're all lovely
Edward Lee: does this goth chick have big boobs
Gaiman: well that's not really the point ed
Gaiman: but with the limitless power of the imagination
Gaiman: why, they could be as big as you desire
Lee: whoa
Lee: what!
Lee: for real?!
Lee: shit you guys i gotta try this out
Lee: okay i'm imagining a boob as big as the world
Lovecraft: n-no you're not!
Lovecraft: no one can imagine a boob that big!
Lee: i can
Lovecraft: oh you're so full of shit
Lovecraft: you cannot!!!
Lovecraft: oh what next? a boob as big as the galaxy
Lee: yeah i'm thinking of that now
Lovecraft: no you're not! you're making that up!
Lee: now i'm thinking of a boob the size of like the entire universe
Lovecraft: you liar!
Lovecraft: steve, make him stop!!
Robert E Howard: howdy there pardna
Howard: can ya imagine a boob as big as the heart of texas
Lee: i
Lee:
Lee: i can't imagine that
Howard: [chuckling] too big, huh?
Lee: no its just
Lee: that's kinda abstract
Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was. I told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil, and he loved me back.
Secretary (2002)
Dir: Steven Shainberg