#Layla Karim

[victorianeumans-wife]

THE PIERCING⁉️⁉️ SOMEONE SEDATE ME

[royalsimsofyazmia]

Wedding of Lord Anwar Stallings & Miss Dana Linn

Lord Anwar Stallings, nephew of King Tamar of Yazmia, has married his fiancée Miss Dana Linn.

The private ceremony was attended by members of the Royal Family of Yazmia.

The couple met whilst attending university and became engaged in last year.

[theholmwoodfoundation]

THE HOLMWOOD FOUNDATION SEASON ONE SUPPORTING CAST

BASIL WAITE - THOMAS VAN HELSING

Basil is a puppeteer and puppet builder, who currently lives by the sea in rainy South Wales. He is well-versed in performing without being seen, as he’s usually under a table or behind a desk, so this project will be a lot more comfortable…! When he’s not making creatures from fleece or doing silly voices, he’s usually listening to an audio book or podcast, so he’s thrilled to be involved with this amazing project!”

MICHELLE KELLY - HENRI MARTIN

Michelle Kelly is an actor, voice actor and TTRPG performer based in Yorkshire, UK. You can hear her as Niyathi in The Secret of St Kilda, as Alexandria in Tales From the Fringes of Reality, and as multiple characters in The Silt Verses, Folxlore and Shadows at the Door. Find out more about her work at https://michellekellyperformance.carrd.co

JACKIE CALISTAHHH - ELENA

Jackie Calistahhh is an actress and seductress. She works in SFW and NSFW productions alike: Commercials, videogames, erotica. She loves immersing herself in different characters and worlds.

ROBYN HOLDAWAY - CAM

Robyn is a non-binary actor best known for their work as Layla in Netflix's 'Sex Education'. Their credits also include: AMC's 'Moonhaven', BBC's 'Strike: Lethal White', and various other stage and screen roles. Their audiobook work includes the award winning 'Our Wives Under the Sea', as well as critically acclaimed 'Sistersong', 'How To Understand Your Gender', and 'Skin'. Robyn can be heard in the audiodrama 'Camlann' and in the upcoming video game 'Eternal Strands'. They are an active member of the LGBTQ community, and they are passionate about bringing this diversity into the mainstream both as an artist and as an activist

DAVID AULT - DR TIMOTHY LAKE

David has played major roles for many productions, including his 'Best Actor' award-winning portrayal of Byron in The Byron Chronicles. He can also be heard at the No Sleep Podcast, Shadows at the Door and Colonial Radio Theatre, amongst others.

KARIM KRONFLI - DAVE

Karim has been a professional performer for over 30 years originally working as a juggler and firebreather. Trained as a Director and Voice Actor at City Lit in London he started doing voice work in 2010. Specialising in audio drama he has appeared in over 100 productions including Re: Dracula, The Magnus Archives, London After Midnight, SCP Archives, Dr Who: Redacted and many more.

CANDACE MCAFEE - MAGDALENA SWIFT

Candace the Magnificent (they/she) is an actor, TTRPG performer, and writer based in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. They love bringing their unique voice to a wide variety of projects, from commercials and animation to improv and audiodramas. You can hear more of their work in the upcoming video game Monaco 2, the cosmic horror audio drama Partial Veil, the actual play podcasts 3 Black Halflings and Frequencies, and many more. Learn more about her here: https://candacemcafee.carrd.co.

ANDREW BISS - JONATHAN HARKER 3RD

Andrew is an actor, voice actor and playwright, with an extensive background in theatre and film. Recent credits include the audio dramas ‘Station 151,’ ‘Vampire: The Masquerade Port Saga’ and the newly released ‘Clawmoor Heights’ as well as narrating the documentary series ‘Building Icons’ for Warner Bros. Discovery. He is the author of the best-selling book ‘Monologues They’ll Remember You By’ and is a graduate of the University of the Arts London and a member of the Dramatists Guild of America, Inc. More at: andrewbiss.com and adbvoiceover.com.

As always, you can listen to our pilot episode now for free at the link below. And please donate to our Kickstarter for Season One, if you're able!

[panther-os]

Full Name and Family Headcanons

For the extended 141 family plus the fruity bastard betrayer (derogatory (affectionate)), some more complete than others. If any of this is directly contradicted by canon, I don't care, that's why they're headcanons

Soap

John Steven Donald MacTavish

Two loving parents, the youngest with at least 3 older siblings, all sisters. Closely enough related to the Chief of the Name and Arms of MacTavish to a) be considered low upper class and b) know his exact place in the line of hereditary succession. Also the kilt he wears on special occasions is always the modern MacTavish tartan, do your research. Grew up in Bonnyrigg outside Edinburgh and is emotionally attached to Sir Salter Scott

Ghost

Simon Lorcán Riley

Same family and circumstances as '09 Ghost (extremely poor, abusive dad, oldest of two boys), but give him loving maternal grandparents and three cousins. He's Irish by ethnicity and heritage, which a few family members kept alive and passed down to him, but British by nationality. His great-great-(great-?)grandparents migrated to Manchester during the Great Hunger, but his aunt moved back to Ballylongford where some of the family originally lived. His cousins and maternal grandmother are all alive but think he's dead and he keeps it that way for their safety. His middle name is after his maternal grandfather who died when he was young and was given to him by his grandma. I do also hc he's trans and have a deadname headcanon for him but I don't share those. The specific neighborhood he grew up in inside Manchester was Beswick

Gaz

Kyle Adam Garrick

Grew up in Brixton in London, relatively poor with two loving but working parents, but also with an enormous tight-knit community and more neighborhood aunties and uncles and cousins than he knew what to do with. Has one baby sister but she's 20 years younger than him so she's a baby baby and he was already enlisted and moved out when she was born

Price

John Matthew Price

Grew up in Anfield in Liverpool, near the football stadium. Avid fan, ropes Ghost into Liverpool vs Man United debates every season. Ghost doesn't even like football. Middle class, working dad and stay at home mom, older sister, younger sister

Roach

Gary Parker Sanderson

Working poor, older sister, younger brother

Laswell

Katherine Emma Laswell

Middle class child of divorce, no step-siblings or step-parents, lesbian wine aunt who's basically Kate Kane (coincidentally Kate's favorite superhero)

Nikolai

Nikolai Antonovich Pokrovsky

Absent parents, one younger sister

Farah

Farah Leyla Karim

Canon family - two loving parents killed by AQ, one older brother. Her middle name is the Georgian spelling of the Arabic name Layla (see my post about Urzikstan and Abkhazia for why this spelling)

Alex

Alexander Jeremiah Keller

Two older sisters, two triplet sisters (one an hour older, one three hours younger), two younger sisters, single mom, also raised by aunt and grandmother

Alejandro

Alejandro Ernesto Vargas Leon

Grew up working poor, dad died when he was three, mom had to work, older brother 4ys older took jobs for the cartel starting at 12-ish to make ends meet and left Ale as the "man of the house" at 8. Also has one 4ys younger sister (same dad, mom was pregnant) and 12ys younger twin baby brothers (different dad who chose not to be in the picture, oopsie babies). He loves the twins but wants to hang them upside down by their shoelaces more often than not, his sister is just as mischievous but more mature and subtle about it which made her easier to raise

Rudy

Rodolfo Ildefonso Parra Rosales

Born into a poor family, cartel killed his parents when he was three, adopted by a single mom after that. His new family is unrelated to the Cartel but his bisabuela is just as feared and respected as El Sin Nombre and La Araña before her, if not more in some parts of the city. Learned his best chancla skills from her. Only child but grew up in a massive multigenerational multifamily home with at least 20 older cousins - was the baby until he was 7 and now he's the second youngest

Graves

Phillip Windsor Graves

Upper class, born to parents who had an heir to the company because it was expected of them but who didn't actually want or like kids. Essentially raised by a rotating cast of nannies

[dear-indies]

hi hi, i am looking for female Egyptian faceclaims 21 and over. Maybe actresses that have starred in series revolving around supernatural creatures.

May Calamawy (1986) Jordanian, Palestinian / Egyptian - in Moon Knight.

Haifa Wehbe (1972) Egyptian / Lebanese - her role in Renegades of Europe and Aswad Fateh might work because they're action - has spoken up for Palestine!

Nelly Karim (1974) Egyptian / Russian - her role in Rose & Layla might work because it's action - has spoken up for Palestine!

Yasmine Al Massri (1978) Egyptian / Palestinian - her role in Quantico might work because it's action!

Athena Karkanis (1981) Greek and Egyptian - in Manifest.

Enjy Kiwan (1984) Egyptian - had a small part in Paradox Effect - has spoken up for Palestine!

Sonja Kinski (1986) Egyptian / White.

Rosaline Elbay (1990) Egyptian - has spoken up for Palestine!

Salma Abu-Deif (1993) Egyptian.

Huda Elmufti (1994) Egyptian - has spoken up for Palestine!

Mayan El Sayed (1997) Egyptian - has spoken up for Palestine!

A gentle reminder to please use manners when requesting things from helpers - I hope these suggestions help you!

[nikatyler]

Old Sims Dump 11

For the past few months now, I’ve been giving makeovers to my old sims that I have saved in my library and I want to share them with you! Many more will follow. Theoretically. If I find the strength. Seriously, it’s over a hundred sims that I could share.

TOU: Feel free to play with them as they are, give them a makeover or even use them as base sims as long as you mention me ♥ And please please please, tag me, I would love to see what you do!

Download, full outfits and CC credits under the cut. CC included with the tray files.

CC Links

Patreon download (free)

Drew Collins | sfs

Ryan Ashton | sfs

Tim Harvey | sfs

Sabrina Kingsley | sfs

Layla Karim | sfs

Nadia Glade | sfs

Katie Doyle | sfs

Leila Summers | sfs

[aew-kun-age-regression]

-Call of Duty Masterslist-

Moodboards

Caregiver!Ghost + Caregiver!Soap

Caregiver!Captain Price

Caregiver!Philip Graves

Caregiver!Ghost/Simon Riley

Caregiver!Captain Price/John Price

Regressor!Ghost/Simon Riley

Caregiver!Soap/John McTavish

Caregiver!Horangi

Caregiver!Captain Price + Regressor!Ghost/Simon Riley

Caregiver!Kate Laswell

Caregiver!Valeria Garza StimBoard

Regressor!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Caregiver!Captain Price/John Price + Regressor!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Regressor!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Caregiver!Ghost/Simon Riley

Caregiver!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Caregiver!Horangi StimBoard

Caregiver!Kate Laswell (Snow Leopard Petre)

Caregiver!John Price

Teen!Regressor!Phillip Graves

Regressor!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Caregiver!Alex Keller

Regressor!John 'Soap' McTavish

Regressor!Farah Karim

Caregiver!Rodolfo 'Rudy' Parra

Regressor!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick + Caregiver!Captain John Price

Regressor!John 'Soap' McTavish + Caregiver/Babysitter!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Regressor!Philip Graves

Caregiver!John 'Soap' McTavish

Regressor!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick StimBoard

Regressor!John 'Soap' MacTavish StimBoard

Regressor!Simon 'Ghost' Riley StimBoard

Regressor!Phillip Graves StimBoard (Puppy Petre)

Regressor!Phillip Graves StimBoard

Caregiver!Phillip Graves (Self Indulgent)

Regressor!Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Caregiver!Kate Laswell StimBoard (Self Indulgent)

Regressor!Layla StimBoard (OC)

Regressor!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick StimBoard

Caregiver!Captain MacTavish

2000's Rock Aesthetic + Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Fanfics/Story

Caregiver!Soap McTavish X Little!Reader (Rain and Racing...)

Caregiver!Captain John Price, John 'Soap' McTavish, Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick, Simon 'Ghost' Riley X Little!Reader (How you cope...)

Caregiver!Captain John Price X Little!Simon 'Ghost' Riley (Masks can hide a lot..)

Headcannons

Caregiver!Captain Price/John Price Headcannons

Regressor!Ghost/Simon Riley W/ What Regression Gear Does He Have + Is He Secretive

Caregiver!Kate Laswell W/ What Activities Does She Like Doing With A Regressor

Caregiver!Captain 'John' Price, John 'Soap' McTavish, Simon 'ghost' Riley, Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick W/ Sick A Regressor

Regressor!Simon 'ghost' Riley, Kyle 'gaz' Garrick, Farah Karim W/ Sad Kiddo Thoughts

Caregiver!Alex Keller + Regressor!Farah Karim W/ Puzzle Thoughts

Random Caregiver!Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick, Captain John Price, John 'Soap' McTavish, Simon 'Ghost' Riley Headcannons

Regressor!Farah Karim Headcannons

Regressor!Phillip Graves Headcannons

Regressor!Phillip Graves W/ Going To The Zoo

Regressor!Phillip Graves W/ Sleepy Time

Regressor!Phillip Graves, Caregiver!Captain 'John' Price, Babysitter!Kate Laswell W/ Sleepy Cuddles

Babysitter!Kate Laswell + Regressor!Phillip Graves Thoughts

Regressor/Caregiver!Phillip Graves + Caregiver/Regressor!Simon 'Ghost' Riley W/ Trust

Regressor!Phillip Graves W/ TV Shows

Playlist

Art

DNI Banner

Gaz, Soap, Captain Price & Ghost

Valeria, Alejandro, Rudy & Laswell

Farah & Alex

Phillip Graves

Paci Icon

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

John 'Soap' McTavish

Philip Graves

Konig

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Valeria Garza

John 'Soap' McTavish

Farah Karim

Konig

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

[desos-records]

A Little Lockwood & Co Playlist

Anthony Lockwood Playlist

Lucy Carlyle Playlist

George Karim Playlist

Locklyle Playlist

Cemeteries of London (Coldplay); Everglow (Coldplay); Feather On The Clyde (Passenger); Don’t Look Back In Anger (Oasis); Can’t Leave The Night (BADBADNOTGOOD); Message In A Bottle (The Police); Willow Tree March (The Paper Kites); The Ghost on the Shore (Lord Huron); A Forest (The Cure); Get Better (Frank Turner); Youth (Daughter); A55 (English Teacher); World Spins Madly On (The Weepies); The Funeral (Band of Horses); Visitation Of The Ghost (The Brobecks); London Calling (The Clash); Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve?) (Buzzcocks); Boys Don’t Cry (The Cure); All We Ever Wanted Was Everything (Bauhaus); Where Is My Mind? (Pixies); My Generation (The Who); House Of The Rising Sun (The Animals); Layla (Derek & The Dominos); Homesick (The Cure); Panic (The Smiths); Sunday Bloody Sunday (U2); (Don’t Fear) The Reaper (Blue Öyster Cult); Asleep (The Smiths); Don’t Panic (Coldplay); Death (White Lies); The Chain (Fleetwood Mac)

[vorpalbun]

bandcamp friday literally just started so i haven't bought anything yet so here's a low effort post of some music i think is good

[catdotjpeg]

On 26 October, the Palestinian Ministry of Health released the list of names of Palestinians killed since 7 October. Among them, from the al-Hassi family, are:

Amal Dergham Abdullah (63);

Rizq Mohammed Nimr (60) and his son Mohammed Rizq Mohammed (23);

Nahida Ramadan Mohammed (60); 

Fadl Mustafa Mohammed (51); 854

Mohammed Mustafa Farhan (45);

Howaida Ahmed Hassan (44);

Mohammed Mohammed Naguib Mustafa (40) and his siblings Dua Mohammed Naguib Mustafa (39), Mustafa Mohammed Naguib Mustafa (34), and Ahmed Mohammed Naguib Mustafa (31);

Raniya Mohammed Shaaban (40);

Subh Na'im Mohammed (30);

Muhannad Khaled Ramadan (26) and his sibling Wiam Khaled Ramadan (18);

Mohammed Hani Ramadan (25) and his siblings Bara’a Hani Ramadan (18) and Hadi Hani Ramadan (10); 

Fadi Samir Ramadan (25) and his siblings Jamal Samir Ramadan (23) and Malak Samir Ramadan (18);  

Siraj al-Din Marwan Mohammed (22); 

Ahmed Hatim Mohammed (22) and his brothers Hassan Hatim Mohammed (18), and Mahmud Hatim Mohammed (11); 

Layla Hassan Mohammed Nafez (20); 

Hayfa Rajab Ahmed (18);

Tasnim Abdul Karim Ramadan (18); 

Abdullah Jawad Mahmoud (16);

Mohammed Iyad Ibrahim (14);

Na’im Mohammed Na’im (11); 

Nahida Musa Youssef (11) and her sibling Karam Musa Youssef (4); 

Khaled Rami Khaled (8);

Mohammed Mahmoud Youssef (3); 

twin brothers Hatim Ahmed Hatim and Rajab Ahmed Hatim (2); 

and Jude Alaa Mohammed (1). 

You can read more about the human lives lost in Palestine on the Martyrs of Gaza Twitter account and here.

[tutors-uae]

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[royalsimsofyazmia]

Introducing The Royal Family of Yazmia

HM King Tamar and HM Queen Amelie of Yazmia.

King Tamar inherited the throne of Yazmia from his father King Nazir. As Crown Prince of Yazmia, he married Princess Amelie of Landova.

Their Majesties The King and Queen with their children: (L-R) HRH The Crown Prince Ali, HRH The Princess Aisha, HRH The Princess Raya, Viscountess Bouchard, HRH The Princess Esma, and HRH The Prince Karim.

The Bouchard Family; HRH The Princess Raya, Viscountess Bouchard with her husband Quinn Bouchard, Viscount Bouchard, and their twin daughters The Hon. Sara-Amalia Bouchard and The Hon. Alina Bouchard.

The Stallings Family: the nephews of King Tamar, the sons of the late Princess Amira, Duchess of Tsaria; Omar Stallings, The Duke of Tsaria and Lord Anwar Stallings.

Omar, The Duke of Tsaria with his wife Willow, The Duchess of Tsaria, and their children Lady Layla Stallings, Idris Stallings, Viscount Stallings, and Lord Xavier Stallings.

[ilovelosermen69]

I hope I'm not too late on this but

1.Sydney Prescott (Scream)

Laurie Strode(Halloween)

3.Fubuki (One punch man)

4.Poison(Street fighter)

5.Sindel(Mortal Kombat)

6.Robot twins(atomic heart)

7.Poison Ivy (DC universe mostly batman)

8.Ada Wong (resident evil)

9.Farah Karim (Cod)

10.Layla El-Faouly (Moon Knight)

@callmecaspurr I'm not quite sure who else to tag so anyone else can join

Top ten female characters

rules: name favourite female characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 friends.

Got tagged by @hella-amberpricefield thanks so much!

1.) Jill Valentine(Resident Evil)

2.) Valeria Garza(Call of Duty)

3.) Mileena(Mortal Kombat)

4.) Kasumi(Mass Effect)

5.) Morrigan(Dragon Age)

6.) Kugisaki Nobara(Jujutsu Kaisen)

7.) Karlach(Baldur’s Gate 3)

8.) Michonne(The Walking Dead)

9.) Emerald Haywood(Nope)

10.) Effie Mac(OC)

Np tagging: @j-hauke @schizoleonkennedy @odibenobi @salstray @ghostfaceshusband @catcactusoww @archaengell @just-another-siimp @norfre @chadillacboseman

[anotherplumbob]

At some point, the club emptied because everyone went out to see a townie shower in the rain. Saith appreciated the boldness and decided to talk to her.

Saith: bold! I like it...

???: as you should

Saith: so, my name’s Saith. Can I get your number? 

???: Layla. And no...you don’t call me, I’ll call you. 

[ishvalanfaithful]

Starter for @ncmcdic​!

It was another quiet afternoon for the young Ishvalan. Zhen was busy with making some automail for a new client. It was tempting to stick around and see if she could assist Zhen, but he had reassured her that he had it well under control. So, no hands on work for her yet. Yasmin had spent most of the morning wrapped up in another medical textbook, so Layla took it upon herself to go pick up the groceries for them. It didn’t make the day exciting, but at least it was an excuse to go out around the city.

She figured it’d be a straight shot home from the store until she saw a crowd had gathered around. Murmurs and whispers mixed with applause. Now Layla had to see for herself what was up.

Carefully making her way through the crowd, she had found a dancer had got the attention of the other passersby. Not that she could blame them for stopping and watching. The woman seemed quite skilled, and Layla had to admit, it looked fun. She looked down at her own legs, wondering if she would ever be able to be as graceful and nimble as the woman before the crowd. Either way, it was certainly fun to watch.

[letmewritemylife]

Moon Knight is the superior Disney+ series because it satisfied both my "8-year-old Ancient Egypt enthusiast" self and my "18-year-old horny for people with sharp bone structure, curly hair and/or debatable common sense" self