#Lauren Chambers

[nogooddeetz]

how freakin’ cute is it that ted talks to paul about the “latte hotte” meaning the pretty 23-year-old mean girl, meanwhile paul saw the 5ft angry woman in her 30s and thought “yeah, i know exactly who you mean”

[thelaurenshippen]

happy new year tumblr!!!! kick 2025 off with my immortal magicians who totally haven't been pining after each other for several decades already

[hipsternumbertwo]

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Soundtrack on Spotify [Black Friday] [Nightmare Time] [Nightmare Time 2] [Workin Boys] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

[rockrosethistle]

every time Ruth Fleming is murdered I cry for six hours straight

[yourmoodboards-areonfiirree]

Linda and Zoey moodboard with Yellow inspo!

✰ self indulgent! ✰

(All images found on pinterest)

[teranobriss]

Nightmare Time really got me switching between "Linda (affectionate)" and "Linda (derogatory)"

She's so frustrating yet so silly, I love Linda Monroe sm actually

[chambersandfogg]

HOTEL VANCOUVER MAR 05 1925

JACK SEND PROOF OF LIFE ASAP STOP NEWS OF FIRE AT THEATER CASUALTIES REPORTED NO OTHER INFO STOP MUST KNOW STATE OF SELF STOP BACK ON CONTINENT STOP CUTTING TRIP SHORT COMING BACK HOME STOP SEND TELEGRAPH TO CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY NO 36 EASTBOUND STOP

CXC

[a telegram received by J.S. Fogg]

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[logray]

JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE FLASHPOINT PARADOX (2013) SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)

[lady-lauren]

hehehehe getting to 666 on Friday the 13th feels like a nice little omen

[bangpop91]

Today's story was cowritten with @girlwonder-writes we had an absolute blast writing this story together which is a sneak peak at a larger universe we are writing that is an AU of my Calypso Verse. I hope you all enjoy!

Merry Christmas, Olivia

Tommy drove down the familiar streets lined with cozy craftsman style houses decorated with lights, and yard ornaments as Ertha Kitt floated through the speakers of the truck. He couldn't help but smile, listening to Caly singing along in her tiny voice to Santa Baby, completely naive to the meaning of the words she was singing. Evan was in the passenger seat, looking cozy in his bright red sweater, while reading Tommy the texts he was getting from Chris about the Diaz family Christmas in El Paso.

"Papa?" Caly asked from the back seat swinging her little feet in her fuzzy black boots.

Read the rest on AO3

@weewookinard @racerchix21 @rdng1230 @aplaceinme @nine-one-wanton

And @aplaceinme @desert--moonchild @rubydaiquiri @cliophilyra

[biibuckley]

“you’ve become quite wise, you know” “i do know”☺️

THEY ARE SO SILLY I LOVE THEM AND THEIR DYNAMIC SO MUCH 😭

[starkidsbackbababababa]

So, they’re not really gone. They were inactive for a bit but then it seems they started posting again. Honestly I felt bad they felt they had to leave anyways. I don’t like making people unhappy, and especially uncomfortable, to the point they feel they have to distance themselves to a whole ass property. So I’m glad they’re back, I just want them to stop lying about me. I’m not a predator, I did not prey upon them, it’s as simple as that, and I’ve debunked everything they brought to the table. Anyways, don’t give them shit, just try and spread the full story if you can instead of just their part. I’m all for transparency, I acknowledge fully that they feel uncomfortable in retrospect. I also feel uncomfortable in retrospect, but at the time I followed the rules we’d agreed upon, and nothing I did could define me as a pedo, or a predator.

So I just heard that Vesperione actually left the tumbler fandom, that’s a big surprise to me. But in their last message about me and this situation, they mentioned a video of me begging to be collared in a hey Melissa type of situation. Can someone please get a copy of this video over to me? It’s only the second time I’ve heard about it, but it seems to be a big thing floating around, and I’d just love to put my face next to the video to prove that it’s not me in it, because I’ve never done that.

Also, as MY final statement to their final statement, I’ve now provided MORE context and evidence surrounding Ves’s specific accusations then they themselves provided, because they realized that if they shows as much as I had, it would reveal that we’d discussed boundaries, and that we stuck to those boundaries through our RP, and never once did I roleplay a sexual scene. We roleplayed before, and after, which again I’ve stated makes me uncomfortable now in retrospect, but we stayed within those boundaries we’d discussed, and I have absolute proof of that.

Anyways yeah, please send me that video if you can find it because I’m honestly very intrigued.

[thelaurenshippen]

*trips and another fiction podcast falls out of my pocket*

hello, it is I, Lauren Shippen, maker of many audio dramas, including the daily @breakerwhiskey. after having so much fun doing that podcast every weekday, I thought "what would be the opposite of doing a daily podcast?" and here we are, with a yearly one. New Year's Day is a yearly podcast about what to make of your life when you live forever and is a collaboration between me and my dear friends Andrew Nowak and Briggon Snow (who you may know from @thebrightsessions). here's the elevator pitch:

Every thirteen years, two old rivals meet on New Year’s Day to discuss their lives in the intervening decade. They lead separate lives but share one earth-shattering secret: they’re both immortal.

new episodes will come out every january 1st - for this first jan 1, we released 3 episodes, so that the main story could get underway, but moving forward it will be only one a year! which is a real change for me obviously! and will certainly be an interesting challenge from a storytelling and audience building standpoint.

on a personal note, this show is a continuation of what I've been trying to do with @breakerwhiskey and what I hope to do with @maxinemilespod later this year, which is to independently produce fiction podcasts. I could go on and on about how tough 2023 was on audio drama - and independent art in general - but suffice to say, having a career as an independent artist is hard. we're making this show - as with @breakerwhiskey - for the sheer love of it, and we hope you love it too.

happy new year!

[hipsternumbertwo]

Nightmare Time 2 (Vol 1-4) Soundtrack on Spotify [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals] [Black Friday] [Nightmare Time] [Workin Boys] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

[lucysarah-c]

“Then Lauren said—”

“Stop eating my carrots!” Levi slapped her hand away from the bowl.

“Ouch!” she exclaimed, pouting at him as she remained seated on the countertop. She caressed her hand, but the pain wasn't real. “Why?” she complained, playfully pretending to be hurt.

“Because I’m trying to make myself dinner,” he replied, continuing to slice up the vegetables. He momentarily pointed with his knife toward the boiling stew on the stove. “And when I asked if you were hungry, you said no,” Levi added, pushing the chopped vegetables into the bowl.

His stern gaze was quick to return when she grabbed another carrot slice. “I’m not hungry,” she insisted with her mouth full.

Levi maintained his stoic expression, one hand resting on his hip. “Is this going to be one of those times where I ask if you want something to eat, you say you’re not hungry, and then you end up eating half of my meal?”

There was a brief, intense silence until she swallowed her food and replied, “I never do that.”

Levi simply sighed and bent to pick up an extra batch of ingredients.

“Where’s your squad?” Y/N asked as she swung her legs on the countertop. Levi kept cooking, both of them enveloped in the dim light of the almost deserted kitchen.

“No idea,” Levi replied quickly. “Until tomorrow’s morning practice at 6, they’re not my responsibility.”

His girlfriend chuckled. “I bet they’re getting drunk downtown.”

“Good for them. As long as they don’t break anything that belongs to me and they’re on time tomorrow, they can get as shit-faced as they please.”

“What if they break something in the barracks?” she insisted playfully.

“Those budget issues are Erwin’s problems,” Levi said.

She laughed softly, her laughter echoing in the empty, massive room meant to hold many more soldiers than just the two of them. “I went downtown. I met up with friends from other divisions, had lunch, went shopping, had tea, saw a theater presentation, and then had dinner. What did you do all day?”

“I did a deep cleaning of our chambers,” Levi replied, a hint of resentment in his voice. “Something you were obviously not going to do. I did laundry, cleaned everything—even the clothes I was wearing. So, I lounged in my boxers in my desk chair, catching up with a book and drinking tea. When it got dark, I turned on a light, swapped the tea for whiskey, and kept reading. I spent my free day reading, having zero human interactions, and not dealing with anyone’s shitty problems. Best free day I’ve had in months.”

“Does that mean you’re done with your tasks for the day?” she asked playfully, giving him a sly look despite him being engrossed in his cooking.

Levi quickly replied, “Don’t worry, I still have plenty of time to do you, girly.” The words didn’t match his uninterested tone and expression.

But it made her chuckle anyway, mostly out of embarrassment. She softly hit his arm and complained, “Levi! A cadet might hear you.”

A subtle smirk appeared on his face, but not much more. There was a brief, comfortable silence as he put the ingredients into the boiling water and stirred them around.

“You know, I want your opinion about something Juliet told me. So I want you to be honest, be yourself,” Y/N commented. Levi simply hummed in agreement, his eyes fixed on his upcoming dinner. “But be nice,” she warned him.

Levi stopped stirring his meal, looked up at her, and said, “I can’t be both.”

She rolled her eyes. “Fine, whatever. She’s dating a new guy… and I don’t think he’s good for her.”

“Like the last ten guys,” he interrupted her, “in the last eight months?”

Levi wasn’t a social person, but he was certainly up to date with his girlfriend’s gossip.

“Hey! Are you slut-shaming my friend?”

“No, your friend can sleep with the entire male population of the walls if she pleases,” Levi said casually as he moved around the kitchen. “But she has this tendency to think each one is the love of her life, and they last two weeks.”

Y/N couldn’t deny it. She sighed loudly. “She’s… a hopeless romantic.”

“Daddy issues.”

She snorted and then chuckled. “Hey! She’s my friend!” Y/N tried to defend her, but there was no conviction in her words. “…She used to have a crush on Erwin, remember?”

“Exactly. Having a crush on Erwin is the definition of daddy issues,” Levi said with a playful smile as his girlfriend burst into laughter. “Am I wrong?”

“No, no.”

Returning to stirring before heading back to the kitchen board to cut the potatoes, Levi asked, “So?”

“Oh yes,” Y/N caught herself and continued, “Well… she’s seeing this new guy. He’s in his mid-thirties, and the way she described him made me realize he’s a fuckboy and—”

“A fuckboy?” Levi quickly snapped, looking at his girlfriend, who simply hummed back, not understanding his reaction. “God,” Levi raised his hand to press on the bridge of his nose and slightly shook his head. “Your friend really has a radar for choosing the worst dudes out there.”

“I haven’t even said anything yet!” she complained. “Let me finish!”

“There’s nothing to finish,” he said. “A fuckboy, for fuck’s sake,” Levi repeated under his breath, almost cursing at the idea.

“What’s wrong with it?”

“A fuckboy, Y/N, really?” He repeated, louder this time, as if trying to make her see reason. Not sensing her understanding, he sighed loudly. “I was a fuckboy when I was 18, maybe even into my mid 20s. Yeah, maybe I fought the MPs in the underground, smoked around, got drunk, had a bunch of casual sex, and got high with Farlan. But I was 18!”

“What does that have to do with any of this—”

Levi quickly interrupted, “18! You can be a fuckboy at 18, maybe until your mid-20s,” he said. “You can’t be a shitty fuckboy in your mid-thirties! That’s not a fuckboy, that’s an unstable, immature, stupid dude,” Levi explained as his girlfriend burst into laughter, with him continuing to curse under his breath. “At this rate, he’s having a fucking midlife crisis, not being a fuckboy.”

Her girlfriend kept laughing, and he looked at her from the corner of his eye. "So. What is the fucking issue? Don't tell me your shitty friend got knocked up by that idiot."

Y/N kept laughing, tears running down her cheeks as she tried to calm down. “No,” she whispered out of breath between laughs, “it’s the opposite.”

Levi raised an eyebrow silently, questioning what she meant.

“He couldn’t get it up.”

It was Levi’s turn to chuckle. “Well… you definitely can’t be a fuckboy if you can’t get it hard… that’s for sure.”

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[hotvintagepoll]

this is a poll for a movie that doesn't exist.

It is vintage times. The powers that be have decided to again remake the classic vampire novel Dracula for the screen. in an amazing show of inter-studio solidarity, Hollywood’s most elite hotties are up for the starring roles. the producers know whoever they cast will greatly impact the genre, quality, and tone of the finished film, so they are turning to their wisest voices for guidance.

you are the new casting director for this star-studded epic. choose your players wisely.

Previously cast:

Jonathan Harker—Jimmy Stewart

The Old Woman—Martita Hunt

Count Dracula—Gloria Holden

Mina Murray—Setsuko Hara

Lucy Westenra—Judy Garland (rip)

The Three Voluptuous Women—Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe, and Lauren Bacall

The Agonized Mother—Mary Philbin (rip)

Dr. Jack Seward—Vincent Price

Quincey P. Morris—Toshiro Mifune

Arthur Holmwood—Sidney Poitier

R.M. Renfield—Conrad Veidt

The Captain of the Demeter—Omar Sharif (rip)

The First Mate of the Demeter—Leonard Nimoy (rip)

Mr. Swales—Ed Wynn (rip)

The Correspondent for The Daily Graph—Ethel Waters

Dracula in dog form—Frank Oz with a puppet

Sister Agatha—Angela Lansbury

Mrs. Westenra—Gladys Cooper (rip)

Dracula's solicitors—Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee

Dr. Van Helsing—Orson Welles

Mr. Hawkins—Donald Meek

Thomas Bilder, the zookeeper—Lon Chaney Jr.

Mrs. Bilder, the zookeeper's wife—Elsa Lanchester

The Reporter from the Pall Mall Gazette—Hattie McDaniel

The undertaker doesn't technically speak, but the woman who works for him to tend to the last rites does, so I'm condensing the two characters into one. Per Dr. Seward's diary: "I attended to all the ghastly formalities, and the urbane undertaker proved that his staff were afflicted—or blessed—with something of his own obsequious suavity. Even the woman who performed the last offices for the dead remarked to me, in a confidential, brother-professional way, when she had come out from the death-chamber:—'She makes a very beautiful corpse, sir. It's quite a privilege to attend on her. It's not too much to say that she will do credit to our establishment!'"