#Laura you clueless lesbian

[feral-nightingale]

💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?

🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?

💗 Has my muse ever been in love?

👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship?

If it’s too much or anything you don’t wanna answer just ignore it? 🤗

💔 (Evangeline) - When she was a young teenager, she befriended a boy. They got close over the course of several months, and she actually thought she loved him. Unfortunately, he was a hunter who was trying to lead her into a trap so she could be interrogated and killed by voidsent hunters. It gave her trust issues that have lasted years

💗 (Laura) - She and Riley were dating at the time wheh they became orphaned as teens by some voidsent. She threw herself into her work, and reasoned that since she didn't feel that way for Riley, she couldn't feel love. In actuality, she was just a closeted raging lesbian who low key developed a taste for voidsent women. The first time she realized she was in love was after spending hours of quality alone time with Eve. (Eve knew Laura fell for her long before Laura knew)

Thanks for the tag @arinaxiv

[emilyskinners]

update of characters i headcanon as a lesbian that no one asked for in honor of pride month (and if you don't agree then just don't say anything, it's my opinion after all)

amber kippen - andi mack

jackie taylor - yellowjackets

annie edison - community

el hopper - stranger things

enid sinclair - wednesday

wednesday addams - wednesday

lizzie saltzman - legacies

rachel roth - titans

donna troy - titans

lottie matthews - yellowjackets

misty quigley - yellowjackets

laura lee - yellowjackets

amy pond - doctor who

lydia martin - teen wolf

hayden romero - teen wolf

rachel berry - glee

quinn fabray - glee

lucy pevensie - narnia

lana lang - smallville

cher horowitz - clueless

regina george - mean girls

kiara carrera - outer banks

nini salazar roberts - hsmtmts

paris geller - gilmore girls

sam larusso - cobra kai

cassie howard - euphoria

tabitha haworthe - pllos

alyssa chang - legacies

kristy thomas - the babysitters club

gina linetti - brooklyn nine nine

abby littman - ginny and georgia

taylor jewel - the summer i turned pretty

mia yang - kung fu

lexy cross - chucky

carrie wilson - julie and the phantoms

callie sadecki - yellowjackets

alex dunphy - modern family

[disregardcanon]

a few yellowjackets relationships i feel are underrated

shauna and javi. i wish we got more of that before things went to shit :(

adult timeline misty and tai. like... guys. adult! misty knows what she’s about (at least pre season 2 finale). she’s brutal and efficient and cheerful about it. and tai is also brutal and trying to remain cheerful about it, both consciously and unconsciously. misty is actually the one of the group who had her shit together best despite it looking like it was tai. and that is something i would LOVE more of :)

sammy and simone and existing within the narrative! i miss them :(

teen van and travis. like i’m sorry, you expect me NOT to be obsessed with the idea of a weird friendship between the team lesbian and the very awkward straight guy who both make awful jokes and also at different points were drinking ALL the cult flavoraid? not a chance

i really hope we get to see teen! shauna being very visibly jealous and bitchy to nat about being the antler queen and nat bringing out some of her Worst Fights With Jackie energy :3

coach ben and javi! i know it’s not super plausible because of how ben spent a lot of season 1 bedridden from Misty Poisoning Him All the Time, but i want to see ben trying hard for this awkward little guy whose older brother is trying his best but really is not in a state to help much.

teen shauna and travis because, like, i’m sorry. the bond of Taking the First Bite Out of Your Loved One runs strong

adult misty and jeff. jeff’s like “i don’t think shauna even likes me that much” and misty’s like “lol yeah. no one ever liked me much, but they NEEDED me. that’s what you’re going for, jeffy boy”

lisa and callie! like... please. for the love of god, let callie have some influences in her life that aren’t just her family and her clueless friend and that pedo cop. lisa would be a really good influence on her and it might help lisa deal with her loss

there are many reasons we can’t have this, but i wish that crystal got to hang out with van. they would have had fun, i think

all of the ghosts with more screen time! give me ghost crystal and ghost nat and ghost javi and ghost travis and MORE ghost laura lee and ghost jackie. love me some ghosts :D

[eclips1214]

What characters from Entrelazados do you think aren’t straight

Hummm... Let me think tho

Okay let's see. I'm doing the whole list with straight and non straight characters to not forget anyone

Allegra Sharp / Laura — Bisexual baby

Caterina Sharp — BISEXUAL ICON

Amelia "Cocó" Sharp — Iconic Bisexual

Lucía Sharp — ... Demisexual I think

Marco Resco — Another demi

Greta — Repressed Lesbian or straight idk

Félix — Demisexual

Diego — Bisexual

Bárbara Diz — Clueless lesbian or straight too

Sofía — Bisexual

Alan — Busexual

Franco — Gay

Dante — Asexual

Mike — Gay

But that's just what I think, idk uwu

Thanks for asking! 🥺💜💜💜

[redjennies]

Your post about the sexual awakening thing with shipping in cr is EXACTLY why I have such an issue when people say beaujes is better than beauyasha because it’d mean jester “”discovers herself and stops comphet”” like.. first of all don’t say that like that’s all actual lesbians are good for. and second of all, as someone’s who’s pan: it didn’t take a relationship with a woman or enby or man or anything for me to figure that out. i could be in a “straight” relationship and figure it out. ffs.

i'm trying real hard to choose my words carefully bc I really honestly do not care what people ship. I'm too old for that shit. I'm just here to make jokes about RPGs and lesbian characters and talk about how I'm a funny sexy genius. like I really don't even care if you don't like B/Y as long as you're not dumb about it. shit, sometimes stuff just doesn't connect and sometimes shit does. I cannot even begin to explain the personal neuroses that have led to me having a soft spot for F/J of all ships. like if people like B/J better than B/Y, fine. I think you're wrong but whatever. keep laughing at my jokes and we'll get along fine. i really ain't that deep.

but the "Beau and Yasha are only getting together bc they're the two lesbians and that's boring" aspect of this ship war, specifically, is so fucking insulting. like god forbid lesbians be attracted to each other. to me, that's more insulting than the "beauyasha is for the straights" bullshit. though honestly I think that's more aimed at trying to make bi women feel insecure than lesbians. like I know I'm gay. lmao don't @ me, but some bi women are sensitive (not a bad thing! I understand why!) to that kinda bullshit posturing. I digress, but that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth that I wanna address while I'm being ranty and petty.

idk it just makes me feel fetishized. like women who are confident in their sexual attraction to other women exist to be someone's experiment, when really most of us are too afraid to hit on any one who isn't super confident in their sexuality because of homophobia, and you're right. I didn't consider from the other side, that it's really demeaning to y'all too. like you aint clueless babies who need a big strong lesbian momma to show you the error of your ways. you don't need me to be all sexy and hot and seductive to make y'all come bat for the other team or some other regressive ass stereotypes that the community has been fighting for decades and decades but Tumblr thinks is actually woke.

idk comphet jester theory in general makes me uncomfortable bc that's not what comphet is??? like when I dated a man for four fucking miserable years, I wasn't feeling him up and giggling whenever he flirted with me and all the shit Jester does with Fjord. I was drinking myself to death and taking pills to cope with him touching me and sobbing on the phone to the woman I actually loved and actually wanted to be with about how I felt so broken and heartless. and yeah, my experiences aren't universal, but most lesbians I've talked to who dealt with trying to force themselves to like men would probably agree Jester isn't anything like their experiences either. (also there's the meta-level: Laura literally wanted to do a romance arc with Travis from the get-go so even if she decided Jester was attracted to women, she's still not a lesbian. like you don't have to like FJ or want them to be canon to acknowledge that Jester's attraction to Fjord was always intended as real.)

anyway, people keep being stupid and I keep being funny sexy genius.

[emiline-northeto]

As part of fan fiction writer appreciation day, I am taking a leaf out of @cassiopeiasara ‘s book and I have made a post of some of my favorite fics. To narrow things down a bit I’ve gone with either smaller fandoms, less-common pairings, or genfic that I particularly liked.

There are no Worst Witch recs here I’m afraid - the process of trying to whittle down the list to a small list was too daunting for trying to get this post finished for today.

Recs beneath the cut.

With the exception of the rec for The Remains of the Day (which I explain in more detail below) all of these recs are in the K-T range, going by the AO3 rating system.

Doctor Who – Genfic

Horton, the Elephant Who Waited by wshaffer; 11th Doctor

wshaffer wrote a 1200 word fic completely in Dr. Seuss-style rhyme about Horton meeting the 11th Doctor and it’s utterly delightful.

Bus to Strathclyde by The_Plaid_Slytherin; 9th Doctor

A ficlet about Nine meeting six-year-old Donna that time that she took the bus to Strathclyde. Short, sweet, and entertaining.

Murder She Wrote – half gen, half unrequited Michael Hagarty/Jessica Fletcher because let’s be honest he’s been in love with her since the moment he saw her in season 2

Tidings of Comfort and Joy by Lucy Gillam 

Years after the end of the show, Michael Haggarty shows up in Jessica’s life again. Supposedly by chance. Supposedly doesn’t want anything in particular. Jessica thinks he’s lying. (She’s right).

Rosemary and Thyme – Laura Thyme/Rosemary Boxer

Just Two Florists at a Wedding by Wine Through Water 

This is established relationship and Laura’s daughter finding out about Laura and Rosemary being together. It’s sweet and funny and includes Laura’s daughter demanding to know what Rosemary’s intentions are.

Of All The Trees That Are In The Wood by Cerberusia. 

Rosemary invites Laura to spend Christmas with her. Rosemary has some awesome lesbian friends (extremely well-written and charming OCs) who end up helping Laura see that she really is in love with Rosemary. Slow burn, because Laura is so clueless.

Planting Seeds by phantom listener 

This is a lovely bit of pre-ship Laura/Rosemary in which they manage to get into even more trouble without a murder case than with one. It’s charming, cozy, quite funny and in the best spirit of the show.

Rosemary and Thyme – Laura Thyme/Richard Oakley

Dandelions and Pimpernels  by by_no_one_more_than_me (Lady_Cleo) 

Laura/Rosemary is my OTP for this show with one exception, and this fic is it. In the episode The Invisible Worm there is a professor at a school who falls head over heels for Laura and without spoilers there is something that happens between the two of them at the end of the episode that I always wished someone would write a follow-up fic about, and then Lady_Cleo did, and did a magnificent job at it.

Sense and Sensibility – Elinor Dashwood/Colonel Brandon

Christopher and Elinor by Mercy

Part 1

Part 2 

Part 3 

This is an epistolary re-write of the entirety of Sense and Sensibility, in which Elinor and Colonel Brandon end up together. It’s one of my favorite Elinor/Brandon fics, because I love epistolary stories, because it tweaks the other characters in ways that don’t feel like a huge departure from the novel, and because it takes place over such a long period of time there’s plenty of time to develop the Elinor/Brandon relationship.

Thor Ragnorak: Bruce Banner & Valkyrie brotp

I brought a knife to a gunfight by paperclipbitch 

Set between the end of the movie and the first post-credits scene, it’s Bruce and Valkyrie brotp, and I don’t think I can summarize it better than the author, who put it thus:

“I have questions,” Valkyrie says.

“I don’t want to answer them,” Bruce replies.

Avatar: The Last Airbender – Iroh/Ursa

Thy Brother’s Wife by AzarDarkstar

I read this on fanfiction.net originally and was delighted to discover while putting this list together that it’s now on the AO3. This is a quiet, but evocative piece in which we glimpse into the life of Ursa, and that of Zuko, through the eyes of Iroh. This is mostly a very lovely unrequited/possibly mutual pining piece – we never see things from Ursa’s perspective. There’s no infidelity, and it’s surprisingly canon-compliant.

The Remains of the Day - Miss Kenton/Mr. Stevens

I love this book, and the Merchant-Ivory film version, and as much as I love the way the story originally goes I also desperately ship Miss Kenton and Mr. Stevens.

thisiszircon, who used to be on LiveJournal but is now on Dreamwidth (the name links to the stevens/kenton tag on their dreamwidth) has written the best Miss Kenton/Mr. Stevens fanfic I’ve found anywhere and I can recommend all of their stories. Thisiszircon really understands the characters and does slow burn like nobody’s business. And a bunch of the fics are really quite long, which is a delight.

A number of the fics are in first person but I don’t actually find this to be a problem because a) they’re very well done, and b) the book itself is of course in first person. Some of these stories are R/M rated but all the ones I have read have taken a long time to get to R/M, are quite obvious about when they’re going to head into that territory, and you can either stop there if you want or scroll quite a bit past and then just carefully scroll your way back up until you’re at a point that makes sense, if like me you avoid sex scenes.

Common Ground (Part one can be found here) is one of my favorites - it takes the book scene (from the movie), alters it a little to open up the possibility for more dialogue, and settles you in for a long, slow burn. Common Ground is rated R but it takes quite a long time before it gets to R territory, if I recall correctly. 

[sixteenbees]

Endgame thoughts (spoilers)

Tony and Nebula baby!!!

miss Carol Danvers carrying a whole ass ship down from space

in this whole movie she's just got such big dick energy

thanos in a t-shirt? no.

"I went for the head."

ffffiiiive?? YYYYEEAAARSS.

a rat accidentally saving Scott is the most on-brand thing for him

Scott looking for Cassie's name

their reunion and the knowledge he never got to see her grow up :(((

what just like happened to Cassie?? was she with her mum?

Natasha and Carol's hair

carol really out here being a lesbian huh

Tony didn't wanna try time travelling but can you blame him? he didn't want to lose anything else

looking at the photo of Peter SLAYED me

Peter as his motivation oh lordy

let your kid brush her damn teeth Tony

"go to sleep or I'll sell all your toys" is me as a parent

Valkyrie!!! it was so good to see her

bless poor chubby thor. I really hated the way they turned that PTSD and his whole character into a sloppy three hour fat joke

Korg. need I say more?

did they have to make the fortnite joke

the whole time travel test scene was iconic

I do not really like Bruce like Big Green Dumbass, that said

Scott and the taco

clint!!!!!!!! absolutely stunning you little arrow man

my soul though when he runs towards his kids he hasn't seen in five years and they bamf him out

Natasha saying "see you in a minute" before they go back in time and SHE NEVER SEES THEM AGAIN

"smash some things" "This is probably gratuitous but okay"

....*fake hulk noises*

"That's America's ass!"

One Scott Lang being an absolute fanboy over Cap

"Bucky.. is.. alive.." "What?" *BAM*

the way Steve leans in and whispers "hail Hydra" I see you Marvel making a nod to "Steve was actually hydra"

after Scott gives 2012 Tony cardiac arrest and thor helps him with Mjolnir and he's like "aw nice I had no idea if that was going to work" had me cackling

loki

the whole fucking bit of getting the stones in new York was quality cinema

thor seeing his mum ah bless I wanted to give him a hug

he got so excited when he could still call Mjolnir aww

I'm just imaging rocket fuckin LEAPING on Jane and rugby tackling her to get the stone out

people making fun of Tony's beard in the 70s

"you weren't actually born here right"

Tony talking to his dad was so pure and sweet

Steve seeing Peggy and SHE'S STILL GOT HIS PHOTO

peggy doesn't even speak in this movie and she's still iconic

"Thank you for everything.... you've done for this country"

YOOoo JARVIS

the space team being all excited warmed my soul

quill singing at the start of gotg

also hardly speaks in this movie but yeah I love him

literally every single thing Thanos does in this movie makes me nervous fuck him

gamora :(

this is vormir... this is where thanos... oh Wait oh NO FUK

"Oh, Liebchen" Yeah sometimes you forget a character is a nazi

clint and nat fighting to be the one to let the other go free with the stone

"Tell my family I love them" "you tell them yourself"

God I was Shaking so nervous throughout this whole bit

"please let me go" NatashaAAAAAAAAA

clint crying for her broke my heart

the fact that he got the stone means he really loves her and that makes it all WORSE

them all fighting to be the one to put on the gauntlet... a lil bit of foreshadowing?

thor wanting to so he can do something right kills me

legit thought Bruce conked it for a sec

clint when Laura called!!!!

"guys I think it work-" when I tell you I jumped

thanos the lazy thot get ur rocks urself

CAP WITH MJOLNIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when cap is literally about to take on thanos alone and then..

all of them coming back from the snap HECK

I cried of sheer joy it was a beautiful scene and I adored it

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Peter being so excited to tell Tony what happened and being a clueless lil bean and Tony is just happy to have his son back

"Oh this is nice"

CAPTAIN MARVEL'S ENTRANCE WOOO

"I'm Peter Parker" "Hey Peter Parker, you got something for me?"

all marvel women: signing the adoption papers

Hope Van Dyne!! what a Babes!

"you will" OOH GIRL I got chills

Wanda nearly completely decimated thanos singlehandedly and that is what caused him to bring out the army which I love

Peter and gamora

"she's got help" was so powerful and goddamn sexy

can we get an avengers style movie with these ladies?

Carol not even flinching when thanos punched her I got down on one knee what a queen

when Tony just knew what he had to do

and that was about when I realised too

"I am inevitable" a kick line is INEVITABLEEEEE

No but really the reply to that being "I am iron man"

"Mr Stark? we won" somehow worse than "I don't wanna go"

"you can rest now. " Oh pepper potts

my tear ducts,,, ooh boy I sobbed

Bucky knows where cap is going and he's not coming back

I do think they love each other very much and Mr Steven Grant Rogers cannot have just lived a whole lifetime without Bucky

peggy

the blissed out look on his face

caps whole ending

sam as the new cap!

[bellabooks]

Satire and LGBTQ politics collide in “Advocates”

Advocates, a new webseries written by Chloe Curran and co-directed by Curran and partner Lauren Neal, takes on a fictional LGBTQ non-profit and the drama that happens behind the scenes. The series is chock full of familiar faces like lesbian comedy queen Bridget McManus, Laura Zak (HerStory), and Amy Jackson Lewis (The Better Half). A very cool fact about Advocates is that everyone who plays a queer character in the show, also identifies as LGBTQ. The series also has “a strict no “gay angst” policy: the characters aren’t tormented by their sexuality, they own it,” according to Curran. The series stars Alexis Bloom as Iris, a trouble-making young executive at GULTAB, an LGBTQ non-profit, who loves to stir the pot. Between all the gossip, infighting and snark, Iris falls for GULTAB’s new intern Casey (Allison Joseph), and may have just met her match. Curran, a former writer for AfterEllen and current Curve Magazine columnist, wanted to create something new. “I was inspired to write Advocates after years of watching LGBTQ characters whose storylines began and ended with ‘I’m not straight, HOW WILL I GO ON'” says Curran. “The characters in Advocates aren’t interesting because they’re queer. They are interesting people who happen to be queer. They are not victims or tropes. They are confident, opinionated, flawed people with different perspectives of how LGBTQ culture works and should work. Advocates shows a side of LGBTQ culture I’ve never seen on screen.” Make no mistake, Advocates is a biting satire, and deals with topics like fandom (Iris is clueless, luckily she has intern Oscar to show her the way), the lesbian Youtube phenomenon, inter-office relationships, queer politics and a show called, The 600. Yeah, it goes there big time. The 600’s creator Victor (played by actor, writer and transgender rights activist Kingston Faraday) and Iris clash at their meeting to discuss how GULTAB can support the show. The series is full of anti-heroes, queer, trans, and straight alike. If you like no-holds barred, teeth bared comedy, then Advocates is the webseries for you. Episode 1 of Advocates is available now. http://dlvr.it/P919JD