#Last Bite

[heckcareoxytwit]

Lady Deathstrike has to deal with petsitting Princess the Symbiote Hyena and the annoying messages from Deadpool. Then, they hear the sounds of explosion coming from a building behind them. Despite Lady Deathstrike's protests, Princess rushes into the burning building to look for Deadpool. Just as Rävhona the werefox is about to shoot Valentine Vuong, the Symbiote Hyena comes bounding in and tramples onto the werefox, giving a chance for Valentine to blast at her. Meanwhile, Deadpool was engaged in a battle with Last Bite the vampire when Princess comes running in and uses her symbiote to tear the vampire apart. Deadpool praises the symbiote hyena for aiding him in battle. Then, Deadpool sees Valentine was having trouble with Rävhona so he cuts the rope holding the moon sculpture, making it fall onto the werefox, crushing her to death.

Deadpool v9 #7, 2023

[fieriframes]

[Your pork and fennel. It's my poor friend me. It was good to the last bite. I couldn't get enough of it.]

[comicwaren]

From Deadpool Vol. 9 #007, “Heavenly Bodies”

Art by Luigi Zagaria and Matt Milla

Written by Alyssa Wong

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[jazze-bee]

it's all ketchup.

[keebokuun]

Falling with you <3

[indecisivegloom]

[yuukirita]

I did angst-

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

[bamsara]

bald narinder

[fieriframes]

[Your pork and fennel. It's my poor friend me. It was good to the last bite. I couldn't get enough of it.]

[comicwaren]

“Oh, now it’s on. I bought those sodas full price! They weren’t even on sale!” -- Deadpool

Cover art for Deadpool Vol. 9 #007, “Heavenly Bodies”

Art by Martín Cóccolo and Neeraj Menon

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[faunandfloraas]

fav skz // Seungmin goes a little sexy

[thek0dy]

and they just look at me before flying away 😭

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Don’t Let it Reach the Heart]

Listening to dbhc Etho’s playlist got me thinking about Joywave’s Destruction again, and even though I talked a little bit about this scene last year, I never really properly got to tell what exactly happened here… So, this is how it starts: Doc and X try to get Etho back online at the start of season 9 after his tragic shutdown at the end of season 8. Haunted and glitched out over the Last Life memories that made him shut down, Etho wakes up not… quite feeling like himself. Complications ensue.

Most of the words written here are lyrics from the song— HIGHLY recommend y’all give it a listen to see the full vision here >:]