#LOVE YA SKIZZ. :HEART:.

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I love skizz I really do but something I’ve noticed while watching his streams is that like. How do I put this. Whenever he’s focusing he has the most Serious expression on his face. 0 percent smile which of course is his right but it does activate my Is Dad Mad At Me response sometimes

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If I had a nickel for every time I posted an incorrect quotes dump, I'd have a lot of nickles!

BigB: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18? Mumbo: BigB, stop trying to get drugs. BigB: Don't suppress my interests.

Lizzie: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is? Jimmy: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

Tango: Don’t stay up all night, Ren. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

Scar: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Gem, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Etho: Gem has no idea I’m high. Gem: You’re high? Etho: Oh, I’m sorry. Etho, leaning over to Grian: Gem has no idea I’m high.

Martyn: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?" Scar: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name. Cleo: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

Scar: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Grian: 'Prettiest Smile' Joel: 'Nicest Personality' Ren: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Cleo: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Impulse: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

Pearl: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger? Tango: Do I get to pick the finger?

Jimmy, talking to Impulse: Well Impulse, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Gem do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. Impulse: … Gem, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

Pearl: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

BigB: Tango, what if there are monsters? Tango: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain. Much later… BigB, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

Pearl: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Gem! *Neither of them die* Gem: … Pearl: … Gem: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Pearl: No thank you.

Bdubs: Aww, what's your dog's name? Tango: Spartacus. Bdubs, yelling to Martyn: TRY SPARTACUS! Martyn, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! Tango: Bdubs: What's your favorite number?

Scott: Don’t say a word. Impulse: Fergalicious. Scott: Impulse, I said no words. Impulse: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

Skizz, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Cleo: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Tango: How? Cleo: I need someone to take the fall. Tango: What did you do? Cleo: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Etho, from the other room: Oh my god. Cleo: ... Etho: OH MY GOD! Tango: Make it a hundred. Cleo: Deal.

Mumbo: So jellyshish- Grian, laughing: JELLYSHISH!? Mumbo: You know what I meant!

Cleo: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest* Skizz: We have heart? Cleo: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

Etho: Do you even have a plan? Tango: This is the plan! I break you out, chaos, destruction, something something something, we win! Etho: Oh, of course, the old “something something something we win”. That’s a terrible plan!

Pearl: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Grian: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Pearl: Okay yeah thanks Grian, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Scar: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

[watcher-etern-sealedaway]

for mwarch: Skizzpulse 20? secret relationship skizzpulse will save me :3

teehee yesyes i will oblige very much so

i loved writing this so much and may write more with this dynamic uwu :3 I HOPE U LIKE IT AS MUCH AS I LOVED WRITING IT

PRONOUNS imp: he/him/his/himself | ce/cir/cirs/cirself | te/tyr/tyrs/tymself skizz: he/him/his/himself | ey/em/eir/emself | ae/aer/aers/aerself

word count: 786 (holy shit i entered a fugue state what happened)

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Impulse hooked one of the window slats on his claw and peeked down into the streets. The city was completely quiet at night. Bdubs was nowhere to be found and few seldom visited this late.

A bright white flash streaked through the sky and landed gingerly on the sidewalk. The figure was lightly luminescent, looking around the streets and then down at a piece of paper they held in their hands.

It took a while for them to find the place indicated on the paper. They slipped into the door at the bottom of the building Impulse watched from.

Impulse's pointed tail flicked back and forth in excitement as ce waited. A few minutes later, the door to the small apartment opened a crack and a soft white light streamed through.

"Imp? Ya in here bud?" Skizz asked from behind the door.

Impulse couldn't help but let out a deep purr at the sound of aers voice. He pulled the door fully open and swung his arms around Skizz.

Skizz laughed as ey stumbled back against the weight of eir partner, "Woah there, I haven't even stepped in the door!" Ey fluttered their glowing wings.

Impulse hung with tys arms around Skizz's neck, "I missed you," te said with a faux-pout. "We haven't gotten to be together in so long."

Skizz ran his hands through Impulse's hair, settling his fingers around cir horn. A contented rumble escaped cir throat as Skizz nuzzled into cir hair. Skizz's ordinarily silent aura shimmered faintly into view and emanated a happy thrum.

"Finally alone, though. No one around to find us out," Skizz said.

Impulse grabbed Skizz's hands and pulled aer across the room. Impulse flopped over the side arm of the couch, dragging Skizz over the edge with him.

Skizz yelled as ey went tumbling on top of Impulse, landing with a thud. Impulse grunted with a smile on cir face, laughing with Skizz.

Skizz's wings came to rest over both of them. They stared into each other's eyes, blanketed in Skizz's soft angelic light. The world outside the window wasn't important. Not when they had each other's eyes.

Vibrant azure. Shimmering gold.

Impulse raised his hand to Skizz's face, tracing a line down from aers temple to aers cheek. Pressing his claw against aers skin with just enough force to make Skizz melt.

Skizz sank into Impulse and met his lips to tyrs. Impulse was warm, hot even, in a way Skizz never felt except when he was with tyr.

Impulse threaded cirs hand through Skizz's hair and pulled em deeper into the kiss. Eir lips were cool, freezing even, in a way Impulse never felt except when ce was with em.

They eased into each other's touch. Every time, it was a slight shock to feel just how opposite they were. Every time, it got easier to give in. It got easier for Skizz to submit to Impulse's warmth, it got easier for Impulse to embrace Skizz's chill.

The kiss felt like it lasted for hours. The only light in the room was emanating from Skizz's wings, which had wrapped around Impulse. Impulse responded in kind, tangling cirs tail around Skizz's leg.

The only sound in the room was Impulse's demonic purrs and the faint pleased hum of Skizz's angelic aura.

That is until there was a knock at the door. Impulse and Skizz instantly separated, staring at each other with wide-open panicked eyes.

"Where do I go???" Skizz whispered urgently, jumping to eir feet.

"Uhh.. Uhm," Impulse looked around as ce stood up off of the couch.

"I thought no one would know about this place!" Skizz said.

The knock came again. Impulse's heart started beating out of tyrs chest.

"Just stay behind the door!" Impulse said.

Skizz stood flat against the wall, aers aura going silent but aer wings growing in brightness.

Impulse swung open the door, "Gem! Heyy.. What's up?"

Gem's ears flapped, "Was just going by on my nighttime flight... And thought I'd ask you if you could help me with a redstone thingy in the morning," Fae said.

"Oh! Yeah, uh- Sure thing!" Impulse replied with an awkward chuckle.

"Were you talking to someone?" Gem raised faer eyebrow while fae looked around in the apartment.

"Nope! Just me haha! I come up here when I need some peace and quiet," Impulse said, a bit louder than te intended.

Gem's eyes fell on the gap between the door and the carpet, where Skizz's light was peeking through. Her expression dropped into a smug look, "Alright, Impulse. You have fun being alone with your peace and quiet," She chuckled and left.

Impulse closed the door, revealing Skizz staring at him.

"So fae..."

"Yup."

"And fae's going to..."

"Probably."

"We are never going to live this down, Dippledop."

"Just shut up and kiss me again."

~~~~~

the intention is that gem is going to mercilessly tease them, not out their relationship before they're ready

[micer2012]

for the ask game: 6 or 14 if you have one :3

6. I KNOW ISKALL WILL PROLLY NEVER BE IN LIFE SERIES AT ALL.... BUT ISKIZZZZZZZZ ISKIZZZZZZZ SKIZZSKALL PLEPLEALP. i want them so badddd but its fine im fine im normal imfine8U32

OTHERWISE i'd love a skizz dynamic with one of the girls.. especially pearl or lizzie. pearl he has that bond with since LEGACY they mean a lot to m. but i specifically want them to betray him a little9U83448

i just really wanted Interesting, New dynamics cause thats the main reason i didn't care about limlife at Allll, ties had NO tension. they were just chilling. i wanted something interesting so you can Imagineeeee my groaning when skizz n tango ended up stuck together again but. OUG. CHRIST IS IT GETTIN INTERESTING

14. I HAVE MANYYYYYY PLAYLISTS. THEYRE ALL HORRID AND AMAZING AND FULL OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE MASHUPS.

FIRST OFF.. MY (OBVIOUSLY.WIP) SECRET LIFE PLAYLIST. mostly. Hopeful I want villian asshole tango SOOOO BADDDDDDDDDDD

(1-9 are tango, 10 is jimmy 11 was. well i wanted jimmy scar teamup)

NOTES: -karma is really only there for the beggining and chorus what the Hell are they on about in those verses. what the hell are they cooking. having said that KARMA'S ONLY A BITCH IF YOU ARE. AND I AIN'T NO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=invincible is a hell orbs song which means its basically unlistenable and AWESOME hell orbs rules. sorry the song w the lyrics "I was the New York Dildocrat" gets on the tango playlist. but yeah its about him coming From decked out 2, that Insaneeee power and wanting to be that Mastermind again, the one pulling all the strings again. when my power is lost, only then can i be a true man. i was invincible once. i will be invincible once again.

=YOU'RE ONE OF THEM ARENT YOU.. THIS SONG IS.. PROSPECTIVEEE HE HASNT GONE THIS HARD YET BUT IMAGINE. BUT. "go ahead, scream all you want to!" (3l bdubs as hes blindfolded against the wall) "you're legless and limping and lost and it's just how they like you!" (last life TEAM BEST tango their life dispenserrr..) "the ugly, the unclean, the unfit will fuck the unhappy" (double life. when tango n jimmy saw eachother on yellow at spawn for the firs ttime)

=fvck somebody is tango @ skizz. what do you want. my god. i just want to go somewhere without ya what do you want. My God, I just want to love someone thats not ya. but here we are, where we grew up in wellsville new york.. and i cant tell, if this is hell or if i'm just bored. You said "let's settle down-!" . Sounds like a downfall--! I gotta get out-! without it being my faulttt.I WISH YOU'D FUCK SO- (the chorus of this song is about the singer wishing there was a valid reason for the relationship to break up, a ""Valid"" reason to Hate the other person who did nothign wrong. who Does legitimately love them. wishing the other did something Unforgivable so they had an Excuse to hate themmm for their relationship to not workkkkkkk)

-pledge drive jimmy :] i called the pledge drive (SUCCESS ON HIS TASK expecting goodies) I got the suicide hotline (YOU NEED THE HEARTS DUDEDEEE). IF WOKE GUYS MUST DIE, I'LL GO FIRST. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. IF WE MUST DUMPSTER DIVE, I'LL GO FIRST. AND IF YOU THINK YOUTH HAS BEEN WASTED ON THE YOUNG, AND THE WASTED. SO NOW, ONE OF US HAS TO DIE, I'LL GO FIRST! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

im sure this playlist is gonna age horribly and maybe not even have all these songs by the time the series ends. but god it goes hard.832

MY OTHER PLAYLISTS QUICKLY :] IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK I LOVE MUSIC. I LOVE MY MIND AMVS:

(skizz specific playlist :])

[art-i-know-yes]

SPOILERS FOR LIMITED LIFE FINALES

im in class

Tango's Pov

rip skizz pour one out

laaaaassstttt epissoooooddeee

rough session is...yeah

"im the lowest!" "that's why you're in charge"

hiding. the plan is hiding.

Martyn always plans names

already bombing

team merge

bread bridge 2 is the hellscape

learning your lesson

scott is NOT waiting

Nosey Neighbors, TIME, Scott, and The Clockers

yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh

rule #1 is to always look up

one death and Etho is GOONNEE

grian scream :D

grian death :(

wow he wanted his time back

right back at him

BDUBS

awww ur soulmate

that looks awful

TANGO

oooo wasn't grian

surprise scar

14 MINUTES

they're hunting each other

DID THE BORDER MOVE

FALL DAMAGE

when did cleo die

rip tango

Scott's POV

whatcha doing babe

silent huh

YOU'RE NEARLY YELLOW

that's a lie

i just got Grian's notification

not for long

oh so martyn actually left the mean gills

im so excited to who's gonna win bc is not The Clockers

real time bomb set up

so...it went badly

one death

ok kinda figured it was planned

yes. very important to the deal.

gg babe

im so excited for Grian's pov bc wtf

like I know it's a game but like

scott dies in here

'sorry spilled my lava'

jinx

yeaaahhhh

a lot is happening

some of them hours

he's really just handing them out

scott is terrifying is the lesson

my heart

rip babe cause like

scott loses this game so sorry Beyonce

knew it was a play

"impulse :["

grian babe you had 5 hours. to have lost a solid 3.

OMG

Scott's--UGHH. the music he put scared me and THEN he backed away off the ladder. my heart.

GRIAN--WHY YOU ALWAYS AFTER SCAR

ALL THE CLOCKERS ARE OUT

"underwater?" "underwater." *next clip not in the water*

"i just wanna talk"

oooo they do (another headcannon lmao pearl and grian are siblings. of course very popular)

forgive each other's sins

"you can't see it from the ground" -joel

it's just up and up

so under bread bridge

plz no

grian is a 'yes and' man

GRIAN'S HACK

DIVE BABES

well there goes them

who died there

peaaaarll

RUN BIGB

HELL YEAH

"round table of compliments" for skizz!

scott keeps looking up and it's so funny

awwwwww

"you scare me" "awww"

"and now we kill each other"

rip bigb

bigb hacks

byeeeee dan

betrayal arc from i e

"martyyynnnn they tried to kill me" "who what where" "impulse and ethoooo" "alright they're dead" it's so cute

side note: my favorite thing out of this season is people being like 'this is a kindergarten playground.' i love it so much bc it's keeps it fun and cutesy. still love my angst tho

MEAN GILLS love em

the idea of everyone being like 1 or 2 deaths kicking them out the game is like exhilarating

oh. martyn.

NOO GRIAN last 6

everybody's off

BYEEE ETHO

Scott's so good

bye bye PEARL

mean gills vs impulse

8 minutes

even playing field

AHHHHHHH MARTYN

I figured it be one of them

HE WON YES OOO MEAN GILLS

babe said put him down

"my own mean gill. and i wouldn't have it any other way."

ya know the entire sun, star, moon win thing we got going on. well we have the Listener/Watcher which kind of fits in.

this is the the second time I've learned who won by actually watching and not just looking it up

Grian's Pov

solidarity. huh.

"my stuff"

i did vaguely think about boogey

well i wonder if that happens

"it works!"

well. there's that trap.

where's your mother

"went out for milk with the neighbor" lmao

oh. well. good idea.

he really is bc he's been wandering like this entire ep

literally did not hear a word from Grian other than a scream in...there

they're bullying him/j

was that a grian kill? i thought that was a tie kill

bad boy till the end

fun fun fun for the boy

the silent fights are the best bc you know they're all stressed

oh you created that one the sky height

IT WAS GRIAN

awww his cackle

it genuinely makes me very happy

he's just begging

ohhh that explains that one

oh that was pearl's

OH HE GOT CLEO TOO

final kills should give an hour

this season nobody actually ran out of food

like piranhas

too bad neither was right

the bridge will provide

potato pier will also provide

ok so i was right

gUlp

ya know each session is like 3 hours and so 8 episodes is basically 24 hours

oh so if you're in the same side you can't do anything but lmao

"MY BREAD"

babe just drowned

50 SECONDS

from every angle

what kills you grian I'm so curious but i have 8 more minutes

it's the feeling of being a badboy

awww scar's little 'cUtEgUy"

PROTECT THE PODCAST

ohhhh OHHH BC HE GAVE ETHO THE SWORD

even stevens

it's just loop and loop and loop

"pearl-friends PEARL.FRIENDS."

pearl is too feral

good luck

this music

WOOOOWWWW. YOU PULLED A JIM. YOU PULLED A JIMMY.

rip my bad boy

"ooOOOOoOooO spooky"

you did well tho. very good.

Jimmy. jimmy please. I SO BADLY WANT TO KNOW YOUR REACTION.

sighhhh the bad boy way spreads. they all died on bread bridge.

MARTYN'S MY LAST ONE AND I WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY FINISHED THE SERIES THE DAY OF AND NOT MONTHS AFTERWARDS...

Martyn's Pov

very excited to watch.

im listening on 2x speed bc he mostly with views I've watched

untrue and you know it

very funny fast speed voices

water people love it

oh he did that

oh so much happened

fast suspense music

for the /j

"Wow this map is huge" Yeah literally half of the map was just ignored

3 numbers that kill you from boat drop

you know the fact that Scott let them do that but i guess it makes sense bc he's pretty honest but

wow martyn

nope just Grian

he was instant with that jump

he killed etho WOO

mad maneuvers

almost pulled a tango

had to change it back to normal speed. headache :(

mean gills double team

you got him with his own bucket

scott was putting on work

'hard sweat hard sweat why you gaming so hard'

4 hr 8 min

like our fore fathers who watch on

lmao went insane

why we counting down

fair. ominous.

back here

OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THE FRAGMENT SOUL THINGS

is he free from being a Listener now that his soul is safe

im so spacey that i can't really understand

ok wait. there are watchers. they are Listeners. not free but still trying to run away from a choice. after each perma death(?) [for martyn] there's a soul fragment and woven together they make his soul.

that's the gist, right?

ANYWAY THATS THE END AND AHAHHHHHHH IM SO HAPPY HE WON WOO

annnnddd im actually caught up on every pov bc the first 2 i only watched grian and in dl i got too behind and only watched grian's finale (as well as Jimmy's but...we all know how that ended)

anyway im happy. im scared to read angst. and i really want to see more of the kindergarten playground au type beat. but. yeah. that was fun.

[opera25]

trying desperately not to think about bdubs considering moving out of the apartment because he very much hates the visions, and very much wants to get rid of them because he longs for his relationship with etho to go back to exactly how it used to be. to the inside jokes, and petty squabbles, and natural devotion; but whenever he looks at his roommate, his best friend, his husband, he sees his killer instead and it hurts.

and the line was easy to draw— down the middle of the apartment, between the etho of his last life and the etho of this one— but lately the line has been blurring. words he’s heard before, repeated: can i just say how glad i am you were (are?) my partner?

the lines have been blurring. but the divide between the two of them is ever-growing and has never been clearer. it’s obvious to everyone by now that something isn’t quite right. they just don’t quite know what, exactly.

but maybe the pair will resolve it. they’ve almost always been attached to the hip, hardly ever apart. a package deal, skizz had called them once. etho and bdubs, bdubs and etho. they could never be separated, surely.

(later, etho catches a glimpse of the opened page on bdubs’ computer. nearby apartments to rent! when bdubs returns, he thinks of saying something— maybe even reaching over to hold bdubs’ hand for some kind of comfort or reassurance. instead, he stays silent: instead, he stays still. instead, he tries to ignore the heartache within his chest, and the line on the floor that openly mocks him. he fails.)

hello ^^ new “anon” here! thought i would denounce my lurker ways with this lil thing for the mll au. i’ve had brainrot for the entire week now, and it is an absolute pleasure. love when instead of brain, there is mll au. just wanted to thank you for creating this au in the first place :] it’s a joy to read all the asks as well. everyone is so talented and i think it is very telling how hard session 7 broke us all that we have decided to recuperate by creating a universe where they all get to be happy <3

also wanted to thank you for saving this ask for me! you’re really cool ope, and the community you’ve helped built around this au is too ^^ have a nice day :D

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS ASK IT GETS ME EMOTIONAL BOTH TIMES WAAAA- Are you in my head!!! I hope you know that you literally nailed my original plan for this AU bro;; but I could never pull it off as well as this

Fuck this is incredible. Just- Their previous and current lives blurring together is driving them away from each other because of how much it hurts

GOD JAHKAKS ETHO SEEING BDUBS' COMPUTER,, the one they built together. Ahhh just step on my heart it'd hurt less.

I'm so happy you're no longer a lurker! Everyone is welcomed to share their ideas! So welcome buddy "anon" hehe :D and ofc! I just wanna help out as much as I could. if you would like to remain anonymous, I respect ya! Also asjhdak you're so nice thank YOU too! for your contribution <33 Have a nice day or night as well!!

[watarfallar]

Life Series Incorrect Quotes

Martyn: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Ren: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Impulse: Are you sure Skizz's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

Skizz: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Impulse: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Impulse: Would you like me to tutor you? Tango: That was smooth.

Gem, in Impulse’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night? Impulse, knocking Gem off: WHAT THE HELL?! Gem: Ow— Impulse: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! Gem: I had a nightmare. Impulse: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old? Gem: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there- Impulse, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL! Gem: That is not what I meant— Impulse: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground! Gem: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too. Impulse: Yeah, okay- Gem: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night? Impulse: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while. Gem, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! Impulse: I did not consent to this- Gem, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden! Impulse, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and she’s six-foot-one, he’s got red hair. Gem: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it. Impulse: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me. Gem: Oh, maybe together we could— Impulse: NO. Gem: Just to save water— Impulse: No! You don’t even pay for the water! Gem: …Good point.

Bdubs: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Ren: What did you just say- Bdubs: Foetons! *Laughs* Ren: Wh-what?

Grian, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Scar, the love of my life, for telling me Mumbo was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

Cleo: Bdubs, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Bdubs, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

BigB: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Scott: Being a fish. BigB: Well, shit.

Grian: I am an expert at identifying birds. Bdubs: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Grian: Yeah, they're all birds.

Ren: I’m gonna die alone. Pearl: Ren, you’re not gonna die alone. Ren: Bdubs, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake. Scar: Uh-huh. Why is that? Ren: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Ren: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Ren: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

Cleo, holding out a cookie for Lizzie: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Lizzie: *Ugly crying* Cleo, holding out another cookie for Pearl: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Pearl, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Grian: Did you wash the dishes? Mumbo: I thought you wanted to do that... Grian: *chuckles* You were WRONG.

Bdubs: Ren, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Ren: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

BigB: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

Impulse: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Tango, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Joel: What's with the new hat? Scott: Oh, this? It's nothing. Scar: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. Cleo: Scott, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. Scott: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy. Etho: He's right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly... Kinda like that hat– Scott: I got this from a nice store! Joel: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum? BigB, entering the room: What's up, Scott? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet? Scott: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. BigB: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon. Scott: Joel, do you think the hat looks bad? Joel: Oh, uh, me? Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana... Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

BigB: Well Grian, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Grian: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.