#LOV incorrect quotes

[fattuccini-afraido]

Dabi: I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Twice: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!!!

[myheroahhhhhhhhhhhh]

[codiecoda]

D&D + The League of Villains

Shigaraki convinces the league of villians to play d&d with him while Kurogiri acts as the dungeon master.

Compress: I wanna roll to seduce the dungeon master!

Shigaraki: you can't do that-

Compress: *slamming fists on table* then what's the point!?

[sternutaries]

Spoilerfree (from the so far released s6 ep's) summary of the Shoto vs. Dabi fight so far:

Shoto: Toya-nii, please, just listen!-

Dabi: Rise and shine, bitches, this family isn't going to cremate itself.💅

[munchcorner]

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Tomura : There's no way he like me back.

Mr compress : Dabi would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Tomura : Dabi would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

Mr compress :

Mr compress : Good point.

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

[poppy5991]

Shigaraki: We’re gonna dismantle hero society.

Compress: Nice.

———

Later…

Shigaraki: We’re gonna destroy the whole world.

Compress: WHOAAAA things have really escalated while I was breaking out of prison.

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

hawks: what should you do when your parents have traumatized you?

dabi: traumatize them back.

[homos-in-training]

Incorrect MHA-50 (L.O.VxReader)

Shigaraki: [finds out Y/n infiltrated the league] You played me like a fiddle

Y/n: Oh, no Shiggy fiddles are actually hard to play

Y/n: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

[o-i-w-u]

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY 🫵🫵🫵‼️‼️💥‼️💥

inspo from this post, by @tsams-and-co-memes !

[myheroahhhhhhhhhhhh]

Magne: If trans women have an advantage at sports then why did I fucking come last in Wii bowling??

[stellartorment]

Shigaraki: Vlad King, we have taken one of your students hostage. If our wants aren't met, they will suffer greatly.

Vlad: You foul criminals, you will suffer if- wait.

Vlad: Which student?

Shigaraki: ... What?

Vlad: Which of my students is it?

Shigaraki: Uh. (pause)

Shigaraki: Blond, Weezer blue eyes? Laughed for a full minute then stopped abruptly to just stare at us smugly?

Vlad: ... You have Monoma.

Vlad: Good luck. (hangs up)

[jayburdxx]

LOV incorrect quotes

shigaraki: you.. you said i could trust you!!

shigaraki: you said you were a GAMER!!!

spinner: shigaraki... i only play mobile games.

shigaraki: NOOOOO!!!!

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toga: if dabi and i were drowning, who would you save?

shigaraki: you two can't swim?

toga: it's a hypothetical question! who would you save?

shigaraki: my time and effort.

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toga, shooing dabi away: can you go be depressed over there? you're bumming out my whole area.

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dabi, season 6: i'm hot, i'm tall, i'm gay, and i'm in my theatre kid arc

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toga, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with seven expresso shots?

dabi, standing behind her: jesus christ, just do cocaine.

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shigaraki, high: the best part of an oreo is the cookie, not the frosting. deal with it.

dabi, also high: darkness without light is an abyss. light without darkness is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side.

spinner: yo socrates, it's a fucking cookie

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toga: ow!

shigaraki: what's wrong?

toga: i have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

shigaraki: it's called a stress headache. i got my first one when i was four.

[supernatural-hunter1]

The league of villains find an abandoned building to hide, in but it seems to be a little more creepier than usual places they’ve been to?

Y/n: “I hope this place isn’t haunted?”

Spinner: “And why would you think that y/n?”

Y/n: “Because I’m allergic to ghosts.” You giggled.

Shigaraki: “get over yourself y/n there is no such things as ghosts?”

Toga: “I hope we run into a serial killer?” She said excitedly,

Compress & Dabi: “Now you’re just asking for it?”

Twice: “I hope we run into two serial killers?!”

Both Dabi and Compress whacked Twice in the back of his head.

[corujalesbica]

Everyone going on in the manga about Dabi being a criminal can shut up right now. BUt he cOmMittEd mUrdEr- He's the eldest daughter, he has a right to manslaughter.