#LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[transpanda-1]

🧵Oh. Um. Er. We didn't realize Vanitas had nothing to do with time travel in KH3. We just assumed he gained more power from monster's inc world, not that he was *literally recreated* there.

Uh.............................. *cough*, let's just ignore that lil tidbit and-wuh. Wait a minute he was time traveling in Dream Drop Distance right???

Ugh, KHIII!!!!! *shakes our fist at it* always complicating our fic writing!!

[vaelerius]

today at work we received 12lbs of cooked beef mince in an envelope with a typed note (because clearly a handwritten note would have been traceable 😂) from an anonymous person claiming they bought the mince six weeks ago and cooked it and got food poisoning.

i do not work in a food-related department.

absolutely unhinged behaviour.

[hellothereimhannah]

Nerd level: quoting The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers in its entirety

[mercisnm]

something inspired by @PerniciousInfluence's fic Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond (an E-rated fic with magic cock and magical pregnancy, read the tags before proceeding folks)

full version (nsfw for sure) on my privatter (answer yes/no for the age question and you should be able to see it)

[sunnibits]

anyways IF GOD HATES IZZY STANS THEN WHY DO WE KEEP WINNINGGGGG!!!!!

[ariadne-mouse]

Crying that this is a real possibility now

PLEASE I need Essek to be the guide so he can tell Ludinus "I see you haven't tried friends yet"

[scrimmiestbingus]

Did anyone else accidentally overkill Cazador? I spent the whole game prepping for that fight because A) I heard people say it was hard, and B) I hate him. And the end result was:

Turn 1: My sorcerer Durge Rhyo uses fireball twice, and Shadowheart uses conjure daylight. Cazador tries to use a spell, my sorcerer uses counterspell.

Turn 2: Rhyo uses wall of fire twice, Shadowheart runs around with spirit guardians to clean up his minions while Lae'zel waylays him. Fight is over. Cutscene starts.

Bro didn't get to do SHIT. Barbecued. Deep fried. Oven roasted.

[courtchip]

ECW - Dec. 16th, 2006 - CM Punk vs. Hardcore Holly

[aftermyownart]

We stan supportive friends. Also, should we get some salads for the table? How many of us want salad? Grorugrok, don't worry, we know you're allergic to parsley....

(I know it's probably been done before, but idc, it's just so funny to me).

[theuglymachine]

This orcish chopper is named Lovebite, and is the product of a collaboration between myself and another smith in my guild (they did a rough forging, I did the grind and the rest of the finishing and handle)

[asexuallucanisdellamorte]

the worst part of dragon age veilguard is whenever im having so much fun destroying enemies and everyone in the game is like oh no there is so many we can't win and meanwhile rook is throwing down meteors, poison swamps and explosions before any enemies can stand up

[pengtheplush]

Forgot I had this dude. Fresh meat for the menu!

[princess-of-the-corner]

Hm. Let's see what's on the menu tonight!

*spins wheel in brain*

Who wants to ask about my bnha nonsense?

[bebe-benzenheimer]

starbucks hoes every August 30th:

[mnfrostofficial]

my codependent other half isn’t online you guys don’t understand i’m boiling over i’m missing the limb to store it in

[mrgaelrose]

This is the restaurant in Mordor where the orcs learned what a menu is

Most dangerous thing about an active volcano: nowhere to get a bite to eat