🧵Oh. Um. Er. We didn't realize Vanitas had nothing to do with time travel in KH3. We just assumed he gained more power from monster's inc world, not that he was *literally recreated* there.
Uh.............................. *cough*, let's just ignore that lil tidbit and-wuh. Wait a minute he was time traveling in Dream Drop Distance right???
today at work we received 12lbs of cooked beef mince in an envelope with a typed note (because clearly a handwritten note would have been traceable 😂) from an anonymous person claiming they bought the mince six weeks ago and cooked it and got food poisoning.
something inspired by @PerniciousInfluence's fic Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond (an E-rated fic with magic cock and magical pregnancy, read the tags before proceeding folks)
full version (nsfw for sure) on my privatter (answer yes/no for the age question and you should be able to see it)
Did anyone else accidentally overkill Cazador? I spent the whole game prepping for that fight because A) I heard people say it was hard, and B) I hate him. And the end result was:
Turn 1: My sorcerer Durge Rhyo uses fireball twice, and Shadowheart uses conjure daylight. Cazador tries to use a spell, my sorcerer uses counterspell.
Turn 2: Rhyo uses wall of fire twice, Shadowheart runs around with spirit guardians to clean up his minions while Lae'zel waylays him. Fight is over. Cutscene starts.
Bro didn't get to do SHIT. Barbecued. Deep fried. Oven roasted.
We stan supportive friends. Also, should we get some salads for the table? How many of us want salad? Grorugrok, don't worry, we know you're allergic to parsley....
(I know it's probably been done before, but idc, it's just so funny to me).
This orcish chopper is named Lovebite, and is the product of a collaboration between myself and another smith in my guild (they did a rough forging, I did the grind and the rest of the finishing and handle)