#LOOK AT YOU CHAT. I AM L O O K I N G @ YOU.

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I feel like i don’t show off my notebook enough on my Totk streams so here’s some pictures if you can read it <3

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FORGET-ME-NOT

REPLACED!MC AU

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W A R N I N G

May contain bad grammar, limited vocabulary, and OOC characters. Please mind that English is not my first language, and it takes a lot of courage for me to post due to my anxiety and paranoia.

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PROLOGUE | CHAPTER I | CHAPTER II | CHAPTER III | LOUE'S LETTER | CHAPTER IV | CHAPTER V | LOUE'S LETTER | CHAPTER VI | CHAPTER VII | CHAPTER VIII | CHAPTER IX | CHAPTER X | LOUE'S LETTER | EPILOGUE

P R O L O G U E

「 The Mysterious Acceptance Letter 」

U N K N O W N

Greetings, Lady Soley.

Y O U

Uhm... hello?

Who is this?

U N K N O W N

That is not important at the moment. We have other matters to discuss, you see.

Y O U

Uh, no, we don't!

I don't know who you are, nor how you got my number, so I'm not saying anything to you.

U N K N O W N

Well, it can't be helped then.

Am I right to assume you've received a letter this afternoon?

Your maids must have delivered it to you the moment you stepped in the property.

Y O U

Are you saying that it was you who sent it?

U N K N O W N

That is somewhat correct, yes, but it wasn't mine to write.

You see, my master has decided you would be a great candidate for the exchange program at our academy. The letter would send you here within a week, so please be prepared by then.

Please bring whatever you may need for the entire year. In fact, it's recommended.

Y O U

Wait, wait, wait!

What are you talking about?

You're not making sense here, you know!

How was I selected for a school when I hadn't even registered for anything?

And just who do you think you are telling me what to do?

I am not going anywhere a stranger tells me to.

Goodbye now, and you're blocked.

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Loud stomping of a young lady could be heard through the halls of their mansion despite the carpeted flooring. Everyone knew what she was feeling and decided to keep their distance from her until she reached her destination: the office.

"My Lady, I believe it is past your bedtime," the butler who only arrived at the doors himself called out to the girl who huffed upon seeing him. "Do you have business with the Lord?"

"He's my father, Heath. I don't need any reason, nor permission to see him whenever I want to." She replied, placing her hands on both handles of the doors. "I certainly need no scolding from you. Remind yourself of your position in this household."

Without another word, the lady opened the doors herself and entered without waiting for the butler's response. He quietly sighed when he was sure no one was around and whispered, "Yes, of course."

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"Father!" The girl pushed open another set of doors that blocked her way, entering the room within the office that was filled with books and papers. "I knew you'd be up this late again!"

"Soley?" An exhausted groan came from behind a stack of books resting on top of a wide desk. The man who sat there had dark circles under his eyes, and the wrinkles on his worn-out face were visible. Even then, he smiled like nothing was wrong when he saw his only daughter marching her way towards him. "How can I help my sweet little buttercup?"

Soley slammed the letter she received onto the desk and pouted. "I want to know where this letter came from. Find the sender and threaten them to not bother me anymore!"

The man looked at his daughter with a puzzled expression. His mind was working a little slower than normal due to fatigue, but he did his best to keep up with his daughter's nonsense. "I'm sorry, what? I didn't know you received a letter. From whom is it?"

"That's what I want to know, Father! I also got a message from an unknown number! You didn't apply me into any academies without my knowledge, now did you?" Soley placed her phone on the desk with the chat from the unknown number open and clear for her father to see.

As the man read through the messages and the contents of the letter, someone else entered the room with a tray of tea and desserts in hand. "My apologies if I disturbed you, my lord, but I have your snacks ready. I also have your favourites, my lady, if you're staying a while."

The girl huffed as she crossed her arms. She only came there for information, but she knew she wouldn't get it in such a short time considering the state of her father.

Not that she cared about that.

"Fine, serve me the tea and sweets, Heath," she sighed and plopped herself onto the soft couch that rested on the side of the room. "I'm not leaving until I get the information I need."

Her father looked up from the letter and eyed his daughter with an apologetic look. "I'm sorry, darling, but this could take a few days— maybe even longer."

"I don't have that much time, Father! I can't keep myself occupied with this nonsense, I have a party I need to prepare for! The stranger said that I only have a week left before I get whisked away!"

"And how would that actually go, my lady?"

All eyes darted towards the butler, who poured tea into the girl's cup. Soley narrowed her eyes at him, but he just looked at her with a slight smile, clearly hiding a laugh. "What do you mean, Heath...?"

"It is exactly as I asked," he answered, "How would they go taking you away without our knowledge? You are heavily protected by your talented guards the whole day through, and your room is kept guarded from the outside. No one would be able to take you away with ease."

"Well, there's telepor.... ta... tion...."

The silence after her argument increased the heat on the girl's face. She realised what she said and felt absolutely embarrassed. Teleportation? How absurd!There's no such thing as that, and the butler was right! No one could successfully take her by force. Not with her being fully guarded 24/7.

With a red face and gritted teeth, Soley got up from the couch, took both her phone and the letter with her and stomped her way out of the office, leaving the two men watch her back as she disappeared from their sight.

She didn't know she'd be reassured just like that when she only wanted information about the sender.

"Good evening, lady Soley," The night guards in front of her room greeted her as she approached the doors that they opened for her. "We wish you sweet dreams."

Heath is right. I'm protected.

No one can get me, and magic doesn't exist.

The girl threw herself on her bed and looked at the open letter she hovered above her face.

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Greetings to Lady Soley Day,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to attend the Royal Academy of Diavolo, or RAD, as we call it, as an exchange student for our current programme amongst all three worlds.

You are expected to stay for an entire year, fully protected by the Seven Rulers of the Devildom, along with the ambassador from the Human Realm. Safety would never be a concern, we assure you.

Attached to this letter is a summoning circle that will be activated in a week's time. Please prepare everything you would need for your stay.

We are looking forward to seeing you!

Sincerely,

RAD Student Council

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Now that she actually read it herself, the letter sounded stupid and unrealistic. She embarrassed herself in front of her father for this reason?

Little did she know, a group of demons, angels and humans down, down under, was already preparing for her arrival.

Just seven days left.

CHAPTER I 」

Hello, everyone! Loue here.

Thank you so much for reading and getting this far! I really hope you enjoyed it...! This is my very first post, and very first fanfic, so I'm here just sweating profusely because of how nervous I am.

Also, this is my first time posting on Tumblr, and I'm doing everything on my phone, so I'm still not familiar with stuff around here. Please bear with me.

Until next time! (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

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I and Brew @twisted-n-thirsty talked about this months ago and this post just made me resurface this. Enjoy the crack!

Setting: Malleus finally decides to pay more attention how his classmates interact and he asks help from Lilia. Lilia starts teaching Malleus slangs that are used among his classmates but he can't stop his mischievous side. Lilia tells Malleus that "Send nudes!" means "How are you? What are you doing now?" Malleus takes this as a note. He just wants to share his newfound slang phrase so he decides to use it. Malleus sends "sends nudes everyone!" to prefect's group chat that has MC in it too.

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Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle doesn't know slang nor does he care about learning them.

He isn't the first person to see Malleus' message as he is busy with his prefect duties.

When Riddle sees his message, he asks what he had meant in the group chat since Vil's response seemed like a casual message from him. He regrets saying that in the group after the responses he gets.

Riddle is beyond angry and he just wants to wash his eyes after seeing the responses. He swears he will never ask what a slang phrase means. He doesn't check out his phone for the rest of the day.

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Leona Kingscholar

Leona was sleeping when Malleus sent that message. When he wakes up, he thinks of ignoring it since it is from the lizard but then he sees the content of the message from his notifications as a smirk forms on his face.

Leona gets back to his room as quickly as possible and strips of his clothes and takes his nude photos. Normally he could have chosen one from his photo gallery but he wanted to get the best picture.

He sees Riddle's message "What does send nudes mean?" and he thinks it is the perfect opportunity to send his pictures.

Leona doesn't respond to Riddle instead he @ mentions Malleus and says "Pass this" as he sends his nudes.

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Azul Ashengrotto

Azul is aware of the slang humans use. He is caught off guard when Malleus of all people writes "send nudes" in their prefect group chat. 

Of course, Azul isn't going to send his naked pictures in his human form. He learned about human culture to know that those types of pictures are reserved for certain people.

He has been there from the beginning but he stays silent and he just observes what is happening in the chat. After Leona sends his nude images, he wonders if Malleus will send back. He wouldn't use it against Malleus if he decides to send nudes because he isn't stupid enough to get in a legal battle with a crown prince and blackmail one of the most powerful mages in Twisted Wonderland.

Azul is going to use this incident to his advantage. He will offer Malleus to teach him modern slang and where to use them so he would befriend Malleus.

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Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim loves putting a smile on people's faces so when Malleus sent that message, he thought if he sends his nudes, Malleus will be happy. So he decides to take his nude pictures.

"Sorry Malleus :/:'( I wasn't sure how to take my nudes so I asked Jamil to take my nude photos but he almost choked on air before refusing me" "Now he is giving me angry look" "Now he said I am not allowed to send you guys such pictures and he will confiscate my phone if I ever ask him that" "Don't worry Malleus. I'll learn how to take my nudes on my own and send you them as soon as Jamil leaves me alone"

Kalim knows these types of photos getting leaked would lead to issues as a future business owner but since it is just between friends, it is fine.

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Vil Schönheit

As an actor and model, Vil needs to be accessible to his manager all the time and vice versa. He is the first one to see and read Malleus' message and he is irked by it.

As a celebrity, he knows how having nude pictures on his phone might turn out so he doesn't have nor will he ever have his nudes on his phone. He also thinks it is quite improper to do so.

Vil thinks of scolding Malleus but first, he will send him the only nude that matters - his nude makeup collection. "This is the only valid nude"

When Vil sees Leona sending his nudes to the group, he just snaps. Vil takes Rook with him to scold Leona after he says "No one else will send their naked pictures here!" in the group chat. He thinks will get grey hair and wrinkles because of how Leona and the others behave. He should also talk with Kalim about proper behaviour.

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Idia Shroud

Idia was in the middle of an online game so he wouldn't possibly stop and check out Malleus' message. Even if it weren't an online game, he wouldn't stop.

When the round ends, he checks out what other prefects are talking about in their group chat since he got lots of notifications from it. 

Idia doesn't know how to react at first. The Malleus Draconia asked his fellow prefects and (Y/N) to send their nudes. He replies to that message with "LMFAO" then he proceeds to read the rest. He is crackling as he reads Riddle asking what Malleus meant, Vil sending his nude makeup collection, Kalim apologizing for not being able to take his nudes and finally Leona sending his actual nudes. "LOL" he writes before Vil gets angry at Leona for sending those pictures and Idia for laughing at what is happening. At least Idia didn't send any!

Idia would normally give a savage response but he doesn't want to be at the receiving end of Vil's lectures so he just enjoys reading the chaos unfold.

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Malleus Draconia

Malleus just wanted to ask how they are doing using the slang phrase his classmates do. He doesn't understand what is happening in the prefect group chat.

He thinks Rosehearts is as clueless as him and him knowing that slang despite Rosehearts not knowing makes me feel better at first. Then for some reason, Schönheit sends a picture of his makeup, followed by Asim apologizing. He thinks they were supposed to say how they are doing and ask him "send nudes" back.

Then Kingscholar sends his own picture wearing nothing and saying "pass this". He certainly didn't need to see Kingscholar's private parts. He then realizes something else is going on and tells Lilia what happened. Lilia says he made a joke and he didn't think Malleus would write it.

Malleus wasn't impressed with his joke until he receives a private message from (Y/N), saying "you should have asked it privately, I'd have sent them anyway" with their naked pictures. After seeing them, Malleus no longer sulks and thinks he should prepare marriage certificate since he has seen (Y/N)'s intimate parts and enjoyed it.

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cillian murphy fluff alphabet

now, i am not really someone to write about real people however i have been on a cillian murphy phase since i saw a quiet place 2 and it just won’t go away so i tried writing to see what happened. 

i know cillian is a quiet, private guy and i beyond respect that and the fact he has a family and i just want it to be known i mean no harm or disrespect by writing about him. just trying to channel my ‘obsession’ into something creative or whatever. enjoy

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

He loves your passion for everything in your life. Your friends, family, hobbies, for your relationship with him. He loves that you care so much about things other people wouldn’t notice. He also loves how kind and giving you are to those in your life.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

He loves all of your body of course, but perhaps his favourite is your hands. He loves to hold them and he loves to feel them running through his hair in the morning before he’s even fully woken up.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

He is a koala bear. He attaches himself to you without even thinking about it. In the mornings you wake up with him practically on top of you, his legs wrapped in yours and his arms around you. He just loves cuddling and you love how soft and comfortable he is when it’s just you two at home.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

He’s a traditional kinda guy, he likes to go for walks and nice romantic dinners. He likes to try to stay out of the media as much as he can so if he’s afraid of a media circus he’ll like to stay home and cook for you both and then watch a movie or something like that.

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

He’s very open and  communicative. If there’s an issue he likes to talk it out with you. He’s mature, and despite your younger age you are too and that’s why your relationship works. You both make a conscious effort to communicate and share whatever you are feeling, especially if they are negative emotions.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Cillian would love to have a family with you but if you don’t want that then that’s cool too! He has his boys and is happy with whatever you decide.

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

He loves gifts, he thinks of it as yet another way to show his love for you. He doesn’t go wild but he loves to treat you every now and then with whatever you want!

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

He loves to hold hands. It’s a pretty mild show of PDA so he doesn’t mind doing it in public. It helps him feel grounded in the wildness of going out.

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

I think he’d panic quietly but remain calm on the outside. He’d do anything he could in helping you get better.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Sometimes but not too often. I don’t really know what else to say for this one I have no idea tbh

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

He loves kissing you. Little kisses in the morning over breakfast chats and full on, heavy makeouts on the couch in the evenings. He just loves kissing you.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

In so many ways. He does so much, small touches, helping you when you’re tired, constant texts and calls when you are away from eachother.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

Probably when you both were out for a walk and he finally gathered his nerves enough to kiss you for the first time as you reached the peak of the mountain.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Losing someone he loves.

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

He’s constantly talking to himself. You’ll be coming down the stairs and hear him talking and think he’s on the phone or someone is visiting so you’ll be quiet but you’ll walk in and see he’s alone, just talking to himself. You just laugh and go over and kiss him on the cheek because it is such an endearing habit.

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

Love, darling, any other like personal nickname you may have

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

He loves to show you movies he enjoys and taking you to the cinema to see new movies. He tells you all about what he liked about the script and the directing. You love watching him so in his element. He also loves to show you music he grew up listening to.

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

(literally can not think of anything my creative well has run dry i think)

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Very open. Cillian doesn’t really see the point in keeping secrets from you since you are the person he trusts most in the world.

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

Bloody ages! You both kept denying the feelings that were building up between you. Everyone around you was patiently waiting for you both to finally get together and were relieved when you finally did.

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

He gets a bit quiet and loses his energy. He likes to hang around and do things he enjoys with you.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

He’s proud of his career and how he manages to balance his public life with his private life. He doesn’t like to flaunt about with anything in his life and likes to keep his relationship with you as private as possible.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

He’s not much of a fighter, in fact, you both barely have proper fights, more just minor disagreements. He would fight beside you for the rest of your lives together if that’s what you needed.

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Very well. He knows exactly what you need when you’re feeling down and knows exactly how to tell how you are feeling.

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

He’d take you on a walk up the mountain where you had your first kiss and drop to one knee as you’re looking out at the view of the Irish landscape.

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

Hanging out on the couch with you running your hands through his hair while you both watch some mindless comedy that’s on the tv. It’s all he wants after a tough time doing boring interviews he doesn’t care about at all.

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SFW Alphabet: Severus Snape

Requested by Anonymous

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) Severus is quite possibly the most affectionate man to ever live.  I HC that his love language is physical touch, so he always has an arm around you, is holding your hand, has you in his lap, in his arms. Severus always wants to have you near him, always wants to be touching you in some way.  Kisses on your hand and cheek in public, on your forehead and lips in private.  He’ll also give you small gifts: a new quill when you need it, a book you’ve wanted to read, things like that.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) Severus is a loyal friend, regardless of your house or blood status.  He’s kind, funny, caring, always willing to help you with anything you need; homework, personal issues, he’s always willing to listen.  It starts after you’re partnered up for a potions project and Severus realizes that he has a bit of a rival in that class.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) Cuddles are one of Severus’ favorite things in the world.  Your arms are his favorite place, he loves holding you or being held by you.  When he holds you, he likes to lay on his back with you tucked into his side with your head resting on his chest, arms around your middle, or spooning you (he’s the big spoon)  When you hold him, Severus likes to be on his side, facing you, with his face buried in your chest, arms wound around your middle, keeping you close to him.  He also likes being the little spoon (even though he’s tall)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) Severus does want to settle down with you, he dreams of a cozy little home somewhere with you, where you can just live your lives.  He wants to marry  you more than anything else in the world, he gets you a ring as soon as possible and pops the question.  The war keeps you two from having the wedding you want, but you make an Unbreakable Vow to each other, swearing to always love one another.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) The mere thought of breaking things off with you almost gives him a panic attack, but if he had to do it, he’d likely put up his Occlumency shields.  If he didn’t, he would break down and sob through it, unable to get through a single word.  He’d be brief and to the point: “Y/N, I’m sorry, but I can’t do this any more.  I’m so sorry, love.”  

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) Severus is a very committed lover: once he’s yours, he’s yours forever.  He never has eyes for anyone but you, you are the only person he will ever love.  After about 4 months into the relationship, Severus is thinking about marriage, but he knows it’s too soon.  He does start looking at rings at around 7ish months, and about a year or so into the relationship, he asks you to marry him.  The ring is simple but beautiful: a silver band with a princess cut diamond, flanked by a few small emeralds

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) Severus is so gentle with you, physically and emotionally.  You are one of the very few people that get to see this side of him: he could be raging about something Potter did, but he melts when he’s around you, sweetly taking you into his arms and holding you close.  He’s very emotionally available, he treats you with reverence and respect, never taking his anger out on you.  He does sometimes get angry, and sometimes, you make him angry, but he will NEVER raise a hand to you, NEVER hurt you.  He might shout a little when he’s angry, but he apologizes immediately after.  Severus tries to never shout at you, but he’s human, and it happens sometimes, but he never takes his anger out on you

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) Oh yes, Severus Snape LOVES hugs, he hugs you at least 15 times a day.  He’ll legitimately get sad if he goes a day without hugging you.  Severus will pull you close to him, wrap his arms around your middle, and rest his chin atop your head.  If he’s feeling a bit more emotional (sad, angry, frustrated, anxious, etc.), he’ll stoop down and bury his face in your neck, still holding you tight.  HIs hugs last for at LEAST 40 seconds, and he’ll pout when you pull away.  His hugs are warm and welcoming, making you feel safe and secure

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) Severus wasn’t the one to say it first, mainly because he’s afraid you’ll leave him.  But when you say it, about 3 months into the relationship, Severus bursts into tears, burning his face in your chest.  “I love you,” he repeats over and over again.  “I love you, Y/N, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.”  After that, he tells you at least 20 times a day.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Severus is a fiercely jealous man.  When he sees someone checking you out, chatting you up, or heaven forbid, touch you without your permission (and I mean arm, shoulder, hand touches).  He sees red, coming to your side immediately and wrapping an arm tight around you.  People know how jealous and possessive Severus tends to be, and he doesn’t even have to say anything, all he has to do is glare at the other person and they know they’ve overstepped

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) All encompassing, all consuming, world changing, that’s what Severus’ kisses are like.  He kisses with passion, with love, with devotion, yes, with lust too.  Obviously, he loves to kiss you on the lips, and when he does, he pulls you flush to him, kissing you with everything he is, pouring every ounce of his love and adoration into it.  You tend to wind your arms around his neck, sometimes threading your fingers through his hair.  Severus doesn’t do “pecks”, he either kisses you for 30 seconds straight or not at all.  The exception to his is when he kisses your hand around others.  He loves to kiss your forehead as well, as he can just bend a little to reach.  Severus will kiss your neck too, especially when things are getting steamy.  He likes to be kissed in the same places as he likes to kiss you, with the addition of his left forearm, directly over his Mark.  It just makes him feel extraordinarily loved

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) The way Severus acts around the students is completely different than how he’d act around his own children.  Severus would be a doting, adoring father, loving his children almost as much as he loves you.  He would cherish them with everything he is, crying the first few times they cry, sleeping on the floor next to their crib, showing pictures of them to anyone who will look.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Most mornings are early because Severus has classes, but every morning, Severus wakes you with a kiss on your forehead before the pair of you dress in comfortable silence.  Breakfast in the Great Hall is spent with Severus’ hand in yours, pressing kisses to the back of it every so often.  After that, he walks you to your classroom, kissing you sweetly before going down to the dungeons

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) Evenings are spent in your shared rooms, in each other’s arms, reading, grading, talking, or just enjoying each other’s company.  It doesn’t matter how stressful or bad Severus’ day was, having you in his arms (or being in yours if it was a really bad day) makes everything better.  Often, you’ll share a shower or bath (which may or may not lead to sex) before getting into bed and cuddling until you fall asleep

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) It takes Severus a while to be comfortable to truly open up to you, but when he does, it’s an hour and a half of Severus telling you every single detail of his life.  You listen to every word, taking his hand when he cries, offering console when he needs it.  And when he’s done, when everything’s laid out at your feet, you take him into your arms and soothe him as he cries.  “I love you, Severus,” you say stroking his hair.  “I love you more than anything in the world.”

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) Once again, how he acts around the students is different from how he acts around you.  Around the students, he’s snippy and short, but with you, his patience is endless.  He hardly ever snaps at you, and on the rare occasion he does, it’s usually because something else is bothering him.  And this is because you, simply put, don’t piss him off

  Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) Everything.  Literally everything.  Severus remembers every single thing you tell him, from your favorite shirt to your favorite books.  He does not forget, and he uses this to surprise you.  You mention you want something for a snack?  It’s on the coffee table the next day.  You said you liked this book you read 4 years ago?  He gets it for you.  Severus remembers every little thing you tell him

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) It’s not a super sentimental memory, it’s not connected to a major event, but it still makes his heart skip a beat.  Severus got out of bed at 2 AM to use the bathroom, and when he came back, you were tossing and turning, features twisted into those of discomfort and distress.  Severus was concerned, but when he got back into bed and pulled the covers over himself, you wormed into his arms, nuzzling into his chest.  At once, you relaxed, face going slack, sighing contentedly.  The fact that you not only noticed and missed Severus’ presence while asleep but made your way back into his arms and that soothed you while asleep makes him so happy.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Severus is a very protective man, as Voldemort’s servant, he has to be.  He hates letting you out if his sight, hates it when he has to leave you when he’s Called, hates the thought of anything hurting you.  Severus teaches you defensive and offensive spells, some of them Dark, so you can protect yourself if Severus isn’t there.  At the height of the war, Severus also likes for you to send him a patronus every hour or so (even if you’re both in the castle), just so he knows you’re alright, and he’ll do the same for you

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) Severus putsa decent amount of effort into dates,especially at the beginning of the relationship.  Nice restaurants, candlelit dinners, champagne,the works.  He doesn’t put as much effort as the relationship goes on, but not because he’s slacking; quite the opposite, he just knows that he doesn’t have to “wow” you as much as he felt he had to in the beginning. That being said, Severus goes all out for anniversaries: fancy restaurants, champagne, candles, romantic music.  Gifts are much the same: jewelry, books, clothes, things that he knows you’ll love

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) He’s very hard on himself, thinking he’s not good enough, not handsome enough, that you can do better.  His self consciousness about his looks, the fact that he sometimes bottles up his feelings.  But he’s working on it.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Not very, he keeps himself presentable and clean, he shaves a few times a week, keeps his hair at his signature shoulder length, but beyond that, he doesn’t do much.  Apparently (according to Severus) he looks good enough for you, and that’s enough.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) Absolutely, 1,000,000%.  You’re a part of his soul, when he’s apart from you, Severus is half a man, a shell of himself.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) Severus smells like sandalwood, leather, and fresh parchment

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) He doesn’t like it when people interrupt, him, you, or anyone else.  It makes him feel like they don’t care about what he or others have to say is important.  In terms of a partner, Severus can’t be with someone who’s not emotionally available.  He understands not opening up completely all at once and maybe keeping certain things to yourself, but he needs to feel like he knows you and what you’re feeling as well as being heard and understood himself.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) Severus is a light sleeper, has trouble falling asleep, and he suffers from nightmares, but when he’s with you, he’s able to sleep 8+ hours and have far less nightmares.  They don’t go away completely, but there are waaaaayyy less, maybe 1 or 2 every month.

[softzhongli]

summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 11/02/2022 a/n: i think from this chapter on this i’m switching zhongluc for chaeya as the main couple. i might change it again in the future but for now this is chaeya-centric fic with xiaoven and zhongluc in the background lmao also another half-chat half-written chapter because childe has an existential crisis over his feelings for kaeya lol

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CHAT: # B L O C K E D ⮡  members: childe / scaramouche

childe: scara 🥺

childe: @scara 

childe: scarascarascara

childe: scara, c’mon

childe: you’re literally the only person i can talk about this rn

childe: @scara 

scara: wtf

scara: i blocked you

childe: yeah, well... i have my ways

childe: also i’m kind of desperate

scara: i like the sound of that

childe: S I G H

childe: help me

scara: why?

childe: what do you mean why????

childe: we’re friends!

scara: lol

scara: no, we’re not

scara: i blocked you like a year ago

childe: idc

childe: we’re friends

childe: you can’t change my mind

childe: now stfu

childe: listen

childe: and help me

scara: sure, if it means you’ll go away

childe: 😘🖤

scara: so?

childe: i think kaeya has feelings for lumine

childe: or like there’s something between them

scara: i have literally no idea who are you talking about

childe: you literally fought lumine?????

scara: nah

childe: nah??? what??? it happened???

scara: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

scara: whatever so who’s kayea? new chick?

childe: asdfghjkl

childe: he’s a guy

childe: a super hot and sexy guy i’m sleeping with

scara: so you’re in love with him?

childe: where did you get that from?

scara: they’re looking for a new clown in the circus you should apply

childe: ???

child: i just said we’re sleeping together

scara: childe’s last braincell left the chat, i guess

childe: 😶

scara: stop playing dumb or i’m gone

childe: no! c’mon!

scara: i’ll ask this only once

scara: you in love with this kaeya dude?

childe: ...

scara: idc if you’re not ready to admit it to yourself or some shit

scara: answer the question

“No. Of course not.” Childe furrowed his brows and with a frown of his face, shaking his face as if the question Scaramouche just asked him was the most absurd thig he has ever heard.

But then, why couldn’t he just simply answer the question? Why typing those two letters was making his heart beat and hands sweat - and not in the good way. Something deep inside him paralyzed him completely just thinking about sending the word.

“Am I-” He cut himself off before he could voice the rest of his sentence. It was foolish. How could he even think that way? They both agreed, all those months back, that it would be purely physical. It was obvious they were attracted to each other. Just catching each other mid-stare or bluntly flirting whenever they were in the same room. So when, one night, they drank too much wine in Diluc’s bar - much to Diluc’s dismay, it wasn't even surprising when they ended up in Kaeya’s bedroom and had sex. What was surprising was how natural and how good it felt. Childe was sure he was the only one feeling like this but then the next morning he woke up with Kaeya by his side and it actually scared him how right everything that happed seemed to him. And then Kaeya said he basically felt the same and proposed the no strings attached kinda relationship. 

It was perfect.

Neither him nor Kaeya really wanted a relationship. And the sex was so good Childe would be insane to say no to that handsome face. So he agreed of course. And it was incredible. But nothing stays the same and even though the changes weren’t bad he never really thought about how their dynamic changed in just a few months.

At first it was just purely sexual. They’d fuck, tease, joke around and nothing more but then, somehow, depending where they met, they would linger in bed together. Sometimes not saying anything and sometimes talking literally for hours. And then they they were touching more. Not the same touch when they were in the middle of having sex, more casual, natural for them - a little slap or squeeze of the butt, a hand on the thigh in a teasing manner, knees touching when they were sitting close. And after that they were suddenly hugging like it was the most normal thing for them. No matter if they’re in the middle of the street or with friends or if it’s just the two of them. It all just... happened. And now they were calling each other pet names more often than their own names, kissing while walking through the city, holding hands any time it was possible. Sometimes Childe would even feel cold when Kaeya had to let go of his hand for a minute.

What surprised him the most, almost knocking all the air out of him when he realised it was how now most of the time they weren’t even having sex when they were together. And it wasn’t a problem. In fact, it was the opposite. They were having so much fun together doing anything. Childe was so happy just hanging out with Kaeya...

It was ridiculous.

And every single one of their friends was teasing them about how much they look and behave like a married couple and for the love of everything holy they both would blush every time before teasing each other about it.

Childe had to sit down because he didn’t trust his own legs to keep him standing anymore. All of those feelings and realizations just burying him under their weight. He could feel the wooden door of someone’s home on his back and without thinking just slid down to the ground. It was so much to process, so many overwhelming emotions.

How could he be so stupid? So blind to his own feeling for all this time? Of course everything his friends were saying about him was true. Even a child would be able to figure it out. So why? Why? Why did it took him this long-

“Childe?” A familiar voice pulled him out of his own head. “You okay?” Lumine was crouching in front of him, visibly worried.

He completely forgot she was travelling to Liyue with Diluc. And Childe figured out Diluc was probably already with Zhongli seeing as Lumine was alone here. Even Paimon wasn’t with her right now.

Ah. Lumine. The same Lumine he fought. The same Lumine he loved to jokingly flirt with sometimes, to get under her skin. The same Lumine who might be in love with Kaeya. The same Lumine who might take Kaeya away from him.

He knew he shouldn’t think like that. She always seemed to support both of them and whatever they had going on between them. But he couldn’t help the sudden jealousy. It was reasonable for Kaeya and Lumine to have a good relationship. She met him earlier and if Childe was honest with himself it was thanks to her he even met Kaeya so if anything he should be grateful.

“Childe?” She asked again, after he groaned in realization. Probably worrying her even more. 

“I’m in love with Kaeya.” He suddenly said before he even had the chance to think about it. His hand covered his mouth right away, his eyes widened in surprise.

“Well. Congratulations.” Lumine laughed cheerfully. “Took you long enough.” She wasn’t even trying to hide how funny the situation was for her.

CHAT: HOTTEST BITCHES 👉🏻👌🏻 ⮡  members: lumine / venti / xiao

lumine: VENTI

lumine: WE GOT ONE

lumine: 😎😈🤩

lumine: OPERATION: CHAEYA IS A GO!

[sewingbear]

The first stitches 

I’m about to go on a rant about dai and this piece. It’s long as heck so it’s going under a read more. Long story short I bought dragon age inquisition, love it, and here’s my character card. I’ll probably make two more cards.

Hi hello howdy, I am 6 years late but here I am. My girlfriend streamed DAI during a group discord hang out and I was like “This game looks fun 👀”. Then I bought it at 1am highly questioning my late night purchase. I’m gonna be honestly my other friend in the chat was making it sound like a really bad game, so I was going in with the lowest expectations I could possible have. I was thinking I was gonna hate the game and regret spending money on it but h o l y f u c k i n g s h i t!!! I LOVE THIS GAME. I probably should have played the other two games before but it’s fine. 

Anyways it’s been like 2 months now and I’ve played the game all the way through and I’m already on my second play though. I’m almost done with the second play though and I’m already thinking about what I wanna do for my third play though. I am hyper fixating on this game soo fucking much. Of course I’m gonna draw stuff for it. I already drew my first dwarf character (Well a concept) and made a dai theme card for some other ocs i have. I’ve been wanting to make my own card for my character for a while now but I just could not for the life of me figure out out I wanted it. I honestly wanted my character to be holding halla fawn in her arms but I just couldn’t draw it to save the life of me. I also wanted halla running in it and it took me forever to get a good placement. 

I’ll probably get around to drawing fanart but I’m gonna put that on the back burner for the moment. 

So, I put a heck ton of symbols on this and I know most people aren’t gonna notice them so I’m just gonna state what they are here. 

-The sewing project my character has in her hands is suppose mean the start of the inquisition. The thread turning green is the anchor. The needle is also being held in the left hand which you know has the anchor in it. Also I just like sewing. It’s one of my main hobbies. If I was an npc I feel like it would be one of the factoids you’d learn about me. 

-The tree on the right is supposed represent the chantry. A dying order in need of change. The leaves on the ground represent those who die in the conclave and the single leaf is those who remain. The tree can change and adapt (like in autumn) or die due to the sudden temperature change (The mage rebellion/the over all change in politics)

-The shadow of tree is suppose to represent how the chantry looms over the main character. How they’re gonna drop a bunch of responsible on you for being the herald. It also just looked cool af so I did it.

-The background has a lot going on and it’s on purpose I swear. I really like the halla’s design and I enjoyed the golden halla’s fetch quest so I thought I’d make a nod to it. 

-I felt like I didn’t really draw my character super dwarf-ish or at least you can’t tell since they’re not next to someone. So I was thinking the top part of the background are suppose to be the surface and the middle/dark area is the stone/under ground. I try to put some straight line dwarf like motif in there to be like roots. Always there, never fully gone, even on the surface. 

Not a symbol but thought I mention it but like I’m not a big fan of the dwarf smuggler backstory but I understand it because it’s probably the best way be at the conclave. Anyways I picture my character living a more simple life and is just really good at archer. I want my character to look cute and god damn it I’m gonna make her look cute. Unlike the game giving me such uncute clothes options. I will also have long hair just try and fucking stop me >:/

I’m gonna make two more cards. I wanna make one that’s like my champion card and the other is a romance card. I like to think this is the card I get at the start like the other party members get. 

Anyways thanks for reading this if you did akjhawrjhkfadjkhqas 

[improvidence318]

i said screw it so here it is

howdy howdy, this is the anon with the 20’s lingo sheet. i don’t have a tumblr (though i wish i do tbh) and realized that i don’t know how to work shit on tumblr, so i’m just sending in the sheet through a text post. i am highly aware of the amount of power i’m bestowing upon you and honestly couldn’t give a damn

A

ab-so-lute-ly: affirmative all wet: incorrect And how!: I strongly agree! ankle: to walk, i.e.. “Let’s ankle!” apple sauce: flattery, nonsense, i.e.. “Aw, applesauce!” Attaboy!: well done!; also, Attagirl!

B

baby: sweetheart. Also denotes something of high value or respect. baby grand: heavily built man baby vamp: an attractive or popular female, student. balled up: confused, messed up. baloney: Nonsense! Bank’s closed.: no kissing or making out ie. “Sorry, mac, bank’s closed.” bearcat: a hot-blooded or fiery girl beat it: scram, get lost. beat one’s gums: idle chatter bee’s knee’s: terrific; a fad expression. Dozens of “animal anatomy” variations existed: elephant’s eyebrows, gnat’s whistle, eel’s hips, etc. beef: a complaint or to complain. beeswax: business, i.e. “None of your beeswax.” Student. bell bottom: a sailor bent: drunk berries: (1) perfect (2) money big cheese: important person big six: a strong man; from auto advertising, for the new and powerful six cylinder engines. bimbo: a tough guy bird: general term for a man or woman, sometimes meaning “odd,” i.e. “What a funny old bird.” blotto (1930 at the latest): drunk, especially to an extreme bootleg: illeagal liquor breezer (1925): a convertable car bug-eyed Betty (1927): an unattractive girl, student. bull: (1) a policeman or law-enforcement official, including FBI. (2) nonesense (3) to chat idly, to exaggerate bump off: to kill bum’s rush, the: ejection by force from an establishment bunny (1925): a term of endearment applied to the lost, confused, etc. Often coupled with “poor little.” bus: any old or worn out car.

C

cake-eater: a lady’s man caper: a criminal act or robbery. cat’s meow: great, also “cat’s pajamas” and “cat’s whiskers” cash: a kiss Cash or check?: Do we kiss now or later? cast a kitten: to have a fit. Used in both humorous and serious situations. i.e. “Stop tickling me or I’ll cast a kitten!” Also, “have kittens.” cheaters: eye glasses check: Kiss me later. chewing gum: double-speak, or ambiguous talk. choice bit of calico: attractive female, student. chopper: a Thompson Sub-Machine Gun, due to the damage its heavy .45 caliber rounds did to the human body.  chunk of lead: an unnattractive female, student. clam: a dollar coffin varnish: bootleg liquor, often poisonous. copacetic: excellent crasher: a person who attends a party uninvited crush: infatuation cuddler: one who likes to make out

D

daddy: a young woman’s boyfriend or lover, especially if he’s rich. daddy-o: a term of address dame: a female. Did not gain widespread use until the 1930’s. dapper: a Flapper’s dad darb: a great person or thing. “That movie was darb.” dead soldier: an empty beer bottle. deb: a debutant. dewdropper: a young man who sleeps all day and doesn’t have a job. dogs: feet doll: an attractive woman. dolled up: dressed up don’t know from nothing: doesn’t have any information don’t take any wooden nickels: don’t do anything stupid. doublecross: to cheat, stab in the back. dough: money drugstore cowboy: A well-dressed man who loiters in public areas trying to pick up women. dry up: shut up, get lost ducky: very good dumb Dora: an absolute idiot, a dumbbell, especially a woman; flapper.

E

earful: enough egg: a person who lives the big life

F

face stretcher: an old woman trying to look young fella: fellow. As common in its day as “man,” “dude,” or “guy” is today. “That John sure is a swell fella.” fire extinguisher: a chaperone fish: (1) a college freshman (2) a first timer in prison flat tire: a bore flivver: a Model T; after 1928, also could mean any broken down car. floorflusher: an insatiable dancer flour lover: a girl with too much face powder fly boy: a glamorous term for an aviator For crying out loud!: same usage as today four-flusher: a person who feigns wealth while mooching off others.

G

gams (1930): legs gatecrasher: see “crasher” get-up (1930): an outfit. get a wiggle on: get a move on, get going get in a lather: get worked up, angry giggle water: booze gimp: cripple; one who walks with a limp.  Gangster Dion O’Bannion was called Gimpy due to his noticeable limp. gin mill: a seller of hard liquor; a cheap speakeasy glad rags: “going out on the town” clothes go chase yourself: get lost, scram. gold-digger (1925): a woman who pursues men for their money. goods, the: (1) the right material, or a person who has it (2) the facts, the truth, i.e. “Make sure the cops don’t get the goods on you.” goof: (1) a stupid or bumbling person, (2) a boyfriend, flapper. goofy: in love grummy: depressed grungy: envious

H

handcuff: engagement ring hard-boiled: tough, as in, a tough guy, ie: “he sure is hard-boiled!” hayburner: (1) a gas guzzling car (2) a horse one loses money on heavy sugar (1929): a lot of money heebie-jeebies (1926): “the shakes,” named after a hit song. heeler: a poor dancer high hat: a snob. hip to the jive: cool, trendy hit on all sixes: to perform 100 per cent; as “hitting on all six cylinders”; perhaps a more common variation in these days of four cylinder engines was “hit on all fours”.  See “big six”. hood (late 20s): hoodlum hooey:  nonsense. Very popular from 1925 to 1930, used somewhat thereafter. hop: a teen party or dance Hot dawg!: Great!; also: “Hot socks!"  Rarely spelled as shown outside of flapper circles until popularized by 1940s comic strips. hot sketch: a card or cut-up

I

"I have to go see a man about a dog.”: “I’ve got to leave now,” often meaning to go buy whiskey. icy mitt: rejection insured: engaged iron (1925): a motorcycle, among motorcycle enthusiasts iron one’s shoelaces: to go to the restroom ish kabibble (1925): a retort meaning “I should care."  Was the name of a musician in the Kay Kayser Orchestra of the 1930s.

J

jack: money Jake: great, ie. "Everything’s Jake.” Jalopy: a dumpy old car Jane: any female java: coffee jeepers creepers: a term of exclamation jitney: a car employed as a private bus. Fare was usually five-cents; also called a “nickel.” joe: coffee Joe Brooks: a perfectly dressed person; student. john: a toilet joint: establishment juice joint: a speakeasy

K

kale: money keen: appealing killjoy: a solemn person knock up: to make pregnant know one’s onions: to know one’s business or what one is talking about

L

lay off: cut the crap left holding the bag: (1) to be cheated out of one’s fair share (2) to be blamed for something let George do it: a work evading phrase level with me: be honest limey: a British soldier or citizen, from World War I line: a false story, as in “to feed one a line.” live wire: a lively person lollapalooza (1930): a humdinger lollygagger: (1) a young man who enjoys making out (2) an idle person

M

manacle: wedding ring mazuma: money milquetoast (1924): a very timid person; from the comic book character Casper mind your potatoes: mind your own business. mooch: to leave moonshine: homemade whiskey mop: a handkerchief munitions: face powder

N

neck: to kiss passionately necker: a girl who wraps her arms around her boyfriend’s neck. nifty: great, excellent noodle juice: tea Not so good!: I personally disapprove. “Now you’re on the trolley!”: Now you’ve got it, now you’re right.

O

off one’s nuts: crazy Oh yeah!: I doubt it! old boy: a male term of address, used in conversation with other males. Denoted acceptance in a social environment.  Also “old man” “old fruit.” “How’s everything old boy?” Oliver Twist: a skilled dancer on a toot: a drinking binge on the lam: fleeing from police on the level: legitimate, honest on the up and up: on the level orchid: an expensive item ossified: drunk owl: a person who’s out late

P

palooka: (1) a below-average or average boxer (2) a social outsider, from the comic strip character Joe Palooka, who came from humble ethnic roots panic: to produce a big reaction from one’s audience percolate: (1) to boil over (2) As of 1925, to run smoothly; “perk” pet: necking, only more; making out petting pantry: movie theater piffle: baloney piker: (1) a cheapskate (2) a coward pill: (1) a teacher (2) an unlikable person pinch: to arrest. Pinched: to be arrested. pinko: liberal pipe down: stop talking prom-trotter: a student who attends all school social functions pos-i-lute-ly: affirmative, also “pos-i-tive-ly” punch the bag: small talk putting on the ritz: after the Ritz Hotel in Paris (and its namesake Caesar Ritz); doing something in high style. Also “ritzy.”

Q

R

rag-a-muffin: a dirty or disheveled individual rain pitchforks: a downpour razz: to make fun of Real McCoy: a genuine item regular: normal, typical, average; “Regular fella.” Reuben: an unsophisticated country bumpkin. Also “rube” Rhatz!: How disappointing! rub: a student dance party rubes: money or dollars rummy: a drunken bum

S

sap: a fool, an idiot. Very common term in the 20s. says you: a reaction of disbelief scratch: money screaming meemies: the shakes screw: get lost, get out, etc. Occasionally, in pre 1930 talkies (such as The Broadway Melody) screw is used to tell a character to leave. One film features the line “Go on, go on – screw!"  screwy: crazy; "You’re screwy!” sheba: one’s girlfriend sheik: one’s boyfriend simolean: a dollar sinker: a doughnut sitting pretty: in a prime position skirt: an attractive female smarty: a cute flapper smudger: a close dancer sockdollager: an action having a great impact so’s your old man: a reply of irritation speakeasy: a bar selling illeagal liquor spill: to talk spoon: to neck, or at least talk of love static: (1) empty talk (2) conflicting opinion stilts: legs struggle: modern dance stuck on: in love, student. sugar daddy: older boyfriend who showers girlfriend with gifts swanky: (1) good (2) elegant swell: (1) good (2) a high class person

T

take someone for a ride: to take someone to a deserted location and murder them. tasty: appealing teenager: not a common term until 1930; before then, the term was “young adults.” tell it to Sweeney: tell it to someone who’ll believe it. tight: attractive Tin Pan Alley: the music industry in New York, located between 48th and 52nd Streets tomato: a “ripe” female torpedo: a hired thug or hitman

U

unreal: special upchuck: to vomit upstage: snobby

V

vamp: (1) a seducer of men, an aggressive flirt (2) to seduce voot: money

W

water-proof: a face that doesn’t require make-up wet blanket: see Killjoy wife: dorm roomate, student. What’s eating you?: What’s wrong? whoopee: wild fun Woof! Woof!: ridicule

X

Y

You slay me!: That’s funny!

Z

zozzled: drunk

  have fun.

[saeyoungs-sunflower]

yo!!! what are the rfas nighttime routines with mc?

Welcome back to another episode of ‘Sunny is drinking alone and decided to get her shit together and do some requests’ (I am a horrible influence, if you are under the drinking age please be responsible). Anywayyyy here ya go anon! I very well may read this back in the morning and edit it again but will let you know! <3

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RFA nighttime routines with MC

Zen:

❤︎ Zen’s all about a pamper y’all

❤︎ he wants to stay looking fresh and healthy but bbygirl he also wants to make sure you’re well looked after

❤︎ is it even a nighttime routine if you don’t have an elaborate hour-long skincare regime?

❤︎ well yes Zen not everyone is as extra as you like you might as well be chewing gum

❤︎ if anyone actually gets that dumb joke then i am so sorry but also you get 10 points

❤︎ whilst i don’t imagine Zen to usually be that tired in the evenings, his muscles are always tired after a show/day of rehearsals

❤︎ so he would have a bath but he also gets home pretty late and doesn’t wanna faff around ya know?

❤︎ so shower it is

❤︎ oh you think that because he’s a grown ass man that he could be away from you for like 10 mins to shower on his own? well you thought wrong

❤︎ actual puppy

❤︎ sometimes it turns into ~sexy times~ but most of the time he just enjoys the intimacy/closeness and enjoys it when you take care of each other

❤︎ and boy when you shampoo his hair he literally turns to putty

❤︎ when you get out of the shower he L O V E S to do your hair

❤︎ king of braiding

❤︎ but he L O V E S it even more when you do his hair

❤︎ pretty sure you heard him purr once

❤︎ then he sneezed lmao

❤︎ you’re both pretty much out as soon as you get into bed but you always fall asleep in each others’ arms

❤︎ to conclude: nighttimes are about taking care of each other

Yoosung:

★ so this man FINALLY got his life together once you started dating

★ you helped him find his motivation and drive again so it’s actually a pretty production evening most of the time

★ your goal is to get everything done early on so you can relax properly later

★ soon as you both get home? homework/work straight away

★ you also try to make a habit of cooking dinner together every night

★ but you know how it is sometimes you just wanna order a takeaway and that’s chill too

★ do what you gotta do boo

★ once you’ve finished dinner aND DONE ALL THE WASHING UP (don’t you dare leave it until the morning Yoosung i see you), you play LOLOL together !!!!

★ he found that it was SO much more rewarding to play once everything he needed to do was done, and he didn’t have that horrible nagging guilt whilst he had down time

★ then all that’s left to do is get ready for bed !!

★ …

★ …Yoosung?

★ GO TO BED FOOL

★ “mC oNe MoRe gAme” “you said that an hour ago.” “i MeAn iT tHiS TiMe”

★ EVENTUALLY you drag him to bed but he’s always grateful when you do because he only realises how tired he is when his head hits the pillow

★ and he also gets  s n u g g l e s  so it’s always worth it

★ to conclude: nighttimes are productive but also relaxing

Jaehee:

☞ this poor woman works so hard

☞ even when she quits working for Jumin and you guys open the coffee shop, she still always pushes herself to the max

☞ ya girl gets tired

☞ so you know what that means

☞ BUBBLE BATH TIME

☞ some things only bubbles can heal

☞ wow what that’s so deep Sunny ah yes wasn’t it thank you Sunny aren’t i inspirational yes you are Sunny

☞ you two always go a but overboard with the bubbles lmao but this woman only deserves the best o K

☞ similarly to Yoosung’s, you guys like to get everything done that needs to be done before you relax, so once you get out of the bath you can do whatever ya want!!! how swell is that!!!!

☞ usually end up watching a movie/one of Zen’s musicals because why not hmm?

☞ Jaehee likes to get an early night, so y’all are all snuggled down and ready to sleep at a reasonable hour, ready for your shift in the morning

☞ on a serious note, this woman is pretty affection starved so you make it your MISSION to shower her with love before she falls asleep

☞ i’m talking kisses, cuddles, the whole shebang

☞ when you’re cuddling you like to have a good gossip about the RFA and all that and you always end up all giggly and it’s just the best

☞ to conclude: every night is like a teenage girly night in that she never got to experience

Jumin:

♚ although he doesn’t like to show it, he’s always exhausted after work

♚ he has a lot of pressure on him and he constantly has to be focussed and alert, so by the time he’s walking through the front door he’s running on very little energy

♚ therefore he appreciates a quiet night with the love of his life <3

♚ of course, every night you have a nice meal and a glass of wine W I N E and chat about your day

♚ Jumin has learnt to appreciate the smaller things in life after meeting you, so he adores listening to your voice as you talk about what you got up to that day during dinner

♚ you could be reading the phone book out loud for all he cared, he just loved listening to your voice

♚ he’s usually too mentally tired to do anything like reading in the evening, so most of the time you end up either watching a film or cuddling on the couch

♚ you have enlightened him to the concept of slouchy clothes

♚ yes, Jumin Han has learnt to appreciate joggers and a hoodies what about it?

♚ honestly just the sound of Elizabeth purring and your breathing is enough to bring his stress levels to 0

♚ he’s tried meditation, he’s tried mindfulness, but nothing was as healing as having you in his arms whilst you stroked his hair

♚ after you’ve done the essentials like showering and brushing your teeth and all that jazz, you get into bed and just talk

♚ normally you end up talking about your future, and he goes to sleep every night dreaming about the life you will have together, and then wakes up every morning excited to make that life a reality

♚ to conclude: nighttimes are for recovery and comfort

Saeyoung:

☀︎ honestly? every night is different lmao

☀︎ Saeyoung is a spontaneous guy, so no evening is the same when you’re with him

☀︎ which is amazing, because it keeps things exciting and fresh !!

☀︎ however, there are a few things that don’t change

☀︎ like fAMILY DINNER Y’ALL

☀︎ every. night. without. fail.

☀︎ it’s SO important to you guys that you have time to catch up with each other and make sure that Saeran feels a part of the family because sometimes he likes to hideaway and doesn’t know how to include himself

☀︎ so dinner time is the family bonding time, and then you go back to doing your own thing

☀︎ do you find brushing your teeth boring? do you wish you could make it more fun? do you have a energetic red-head in your life?

☀︎ well then LISTEN UP

☀︎ TEETH BRUSHING DANCE PARTY

☀︎ EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT.

☀︎ like is said, this man keeps you on your toes lmao

☀︎ is this a bathroom or a nightclub the world may never know

☀︎ did someone say cuddle monster??

☀︎ because that’s Saeyoung lol

☀︎ idek why but i always imagine Saeyoung to be very physically affectionate, and not necessarily in a ~sexy~ way

☀︎ he just really appreciates physical contact

☀︎ it grounds him and reassures him that you’re really there and really love him

☀︎ I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN IT’S A HUGE PROBLEM

☀︎ to conclude: every night is exciting and spontaneous, there’s never a boring night with Saeyoung

V  / Jihyun:

❁ V is also a man that appreciates a quiet night in

❁ he’s had so much chaos and drama in his life, that quiet domesticity is utter bliss to him

❁ evenings are typically spent in a companionable silence whilst you do your own thing

❁ reading, drawing, whatever! there’s just something so comforting to him about being with you, without even needing to talk

❁ music has become an VERY important part of your lives

❁ we all know that Jihyun is a man who appreciates the arts, and music is no exception

❁ he’s had a stressful day? he’s feeling overwhelmed? put on some soothing music and you can actually see the tension melt away

❁ always trying out new recipes for dinner

❁ most of the time they turn out delicious, but some are just complete abominations i am so sorry

❁ but really? it doesn’t matter because you made them together and you had a good laugh about them

❁ one thing that you recently started doing was reading together in bed

❁ and i don’t mean reading two separate books oh no no no

❁ i’m talking the same book

❁ what a plot twist

❁ every night you take in turns to read out loud to each other

❁ it takes a while to get through book this way, but it also mean that you both appreciate every damn word because how could you not when they’re coming from the literal love of your life??

❁ to conclude: nighttimes are spent in quiet bliss

Saeran:

☽ every evening begins with a walk

☽ it’s a must

☽ Saeran just l o v e s nature, and it’s the perfect start to a relaxing evening

☽ Saeyoung picked up on the fact that you both like evenings to be a calm time, so when you two get home he tries not to be too crazy

☽ but we all know this bitch is out of control so it doesn’t last long lol

☽ Saeran secretly finds it so entertaining but bless he would never admit it

☽ Saeran finds a pleasure in the ordinary

☽ he has never experienced ‘normal’, so he finds so much comfort in everyday activities such as washing up, cooking, setting the table…things like that

☽ he hasn’t had much time to form his own hobbies/interests, and is still experimenting to find things that he enjoys

☽ so he loves watching you do your hobbies

☽ it really doesn’t matter what it is, he just finds watching you concentrate on something you care about so fascinating

☽ often you will offer to teach him and share your interests, and his face always lights up when you do so

☽ this precious boi i cry

☽ he just loves to learn i C R Y

☽ when it comes to showering and all that, he prefers to do that alone

☽ don’t get me wrong, he adores you and cherishes every moment he spends with you

☽ but he’s easily overwhelmed and needs time to himself

☽ it’s also important to him that he’s able to care for himself, so something as simple as washing his face on his own helps him feel like he has some control

☽ to conclude: nighttime is the time for self-care and exploration

***

Thank you so much for the request, anon! I hope these were what you were looking for. Have a wonderful day💛

[uwuprime]

Del's WFC Seige Liveblog - 1x01

OH GOD OH FUCK

Already the animation is SO GOOD

BEE???

W H E E L J A C K???? They kept his flashers!!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃

Shit fuck gh STAY DOWN what the fu c k

Okay. Hold up.

BEE IS ACTUALLY TAKING POINT IN THIS???? HOLY S H I T

SO SASSY.

Young man you shouldn't talk like that to your-

Employer????

Wait so he's NOT an Autobot?????

GOD THE ANIMATIONNNNNN

"Kid" 😠😠😠😠😠 why is my son so angstyyyyy

"Polish my tailpipe!" UM EX C U S E ME???? THATS A SAYING?? "WELL, SCRUB MY ASSHOLE" THE FIFJRBFNDN WRITING IS A+

Ow my h e a r t

JACKIE N O

GODDAMNIT

UHHH IS THAT SHOCKWAVE?

NO????

WHAT

THE FUCK

WHY IS JETFIRE HERE????

HES WHAT

WHAT THE F U C K

OKAY HOLD TF UP SO JETFIRE IS FUCKING L E A D I N G THE DAMN SEEKERS?????????

WHAT THE F U C K

Thundercracker can find your insta. You can't hide. Unless you're Bee I guess?????

WHAT THE FUCK

W h a t the F J U C K

JETFIRE IS NOT MY BIG FRIENDLY BOY. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MAN. DONT CUT HIS FUCKING ARM OFF????

YOU WERE LOVERS ONCE

Even the graphic parts are veautiful???? F u c k

The girls are fightingggggggg!

OH SHIT

HERE HE IS. BIG LIP MEGATRON

Okay so its not nearly as egregious as it was in the trailer

I'm not an autobot

We had a little chat

We must reach their sparks and minds

Oh I'm scared

Please tell me everyone not about to die.

OH

OH LORD HE COMING

I WANT TO SEE MY BIG BOY.

Suave smoochers Megs

I feel so deeply for WJ here. Fuck.

A coward then FUCK

DONT KILL THEMMMMMMM

NO

JETIFRE. BOO. YOURE BETTER THAN THIS.

N O O O

OH

THANK FUCK

GOD D A M N WHAT AN ENTRANCE

LET THEM GO. CHILLSSSSSSS

OH

THE TENSIONNNNNNNN

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

O U C H

GOD THE SEEKERS LAUGHING GOVES ME THE C R E E O S

DAD WOULDNT HAVE WANTED THIS

MEGS KILLED ALPHA TRION????

O O F

I JUST. F U C K . THE CINNAMON-TOGRAPHY

OH SHIR

IS THAT

IS THAT MY GIRL??????

IT HERRRRRRRRR

SHES HEREEEEEEEE

F U C K I n g R U N

ELITAAAAAAAAAA

GOD THE ANIMATIONNNNN

Hes Just a Boy, leave him alone!!!!!

Elita and Oppy????? We going that route?

HES A PAIN IN THE ASS. AAAAAAA

FUCK

SASSY BOY

I don't wanna go! Well, you're free to die to the other guys then, pal.

Nice choice

OH

GOD I KNOW I KEEP SAYING BUT THIS SHOW IS BEAUTIFULLY DONE

THE ARK????? THE ROIGJNAL ARK????????

Holy fuck.

Ratchet?????

Wait red alert is a medic?????

MAGGIE MOO MY MAN

God. SO WELL DONE.

The sensionnnnnnnnnnn

Uh oh I feel like thats coming back.

Red Alert is so kind???

Oh. Wow. This is probably the darkest a recent show has gone as far as casualties. Jesus.

Lucky me, they gave me a blaster and now I'm a soldier.

Were all soldiers now.

Holy shit. I have chills. Full body chills. F u c k

No. Lmaooo shut down immediately.

Am I that obvious?? AAAAAAA

GOD THIS IS SO. GOOD.

Neither were any of us. GOD DAMN

WE ARE NOT THE DECEPTICONS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Con Con 2020 looks packed

Its cool to see the charismatic side of Megatron again. GOD it just adds so much to the conflict to see his sort of propaganda-rally thing. Just. Ugh. So relevant and very well done.

JETFIRE W H Y

Family meeting!!

Screamer you need to shut u p before you get got.

HIS ARROGANCE I ACTUALLY LIKE RHFHDHDUDUEJDJWUDJFJE

FUCK Megs is so well written

WHO THIS

IS THAT

IS THAT WHO U THINK. AAAAAA

Okay I don't know how to put a readmore break in on mobile so just. Bear with me. I can shorten it up in the morning.

Final thoughts! I am. So. Excited. The animation is stellar. The voice acting is amazing. They changed a few character dynamics ever so slightly and MAN has it worked in their favor. I'm absolutely invested. I wish o could watch more right now but I can't see straight.

[semicielo]

Hey can I request a scenario where reader is a pillar who has a crush on Giyuu and basically tells off Shinobu when she finds out she told him no one likes him? And maybe she confesses her crush in the middle of her rant? What would everyone’s reactions be?

Giyuu Tomioka x F! Hashira Reader ; Crushing on Giyuu

⇢A/N: lovely request I think I project myself because my feelings for Giyuu are big

Type: scenario

Genre: fluff

Finally, after a lot of time the pillars were getting together because some issue with involved a boy and a demon.

(Y/n) was walking when she saw Iguro and called him, for (y/n), Iguro was his closest friend since they share a secret together that make them have something in common, their crushes, their “impossible” lovers, (y/n) advised Iguro with Mitsuri and Iguro sometimes was willing to hear (y/n) rambling about Giyuu.

—Oi! Iguro-chan, wait for me.

—no, don’t come closer.

—mm such a meanie, I was waiting you to be in a good mood, since... —she point at him with her finger— you are going to see your beloved Mitsuri-Chan.

—shut up (l/n) —he walked away.

—hey don’t be shy with me we are friends.

—no we are not.

—yes we are, invite Mitsuri-Chan to eat something after the reunion! I’ll tell you something if you promise not being a meanie.

—what?

—Mitsuri-Chan told me she loved the last time you invited her to eat at that cute restaurant in the city.

—Kanroji said that...

—yes, now you own me one~

He “tch” with his mouth, yes he consider her as a friend, despite her annoying obsession with Tomioka.

When they arrive to the reunion and talk about the future of the Tanjirou boy and his sister, (y/n) could feel the tension, her best friend was being a mean with the poor boy and she tried to intervene, but Sanemi cut her off, she was also concerned about Giyuu’s safety, the men was disposed to give his life for Tanjirou and his sister, so she took a side in all the situation.

“I’m agree to keep them alive, we are stronger enough, so I don’t believe this situation will go out of our hands, and if Giyuu-Chan and Urokodaki-San are willing to give their lives, this means something! They thrust in that boy!”

After everyone’s intervention, and some other scene by the boy, Tanjirou and his sister left the scene, now there were the pillars and Oyakata-sama.

Some of them, chatting, (y/n) was observing Giyuu in the distance, “so handsome”.

—(l/n)

—was is it Iguro-Chan, I’m appreciating Giyuu’s handsome face.

—disgusting, tell me what else Kanronji said to you.

—mmm I don’t want to~

(Y/n) was trying to joke his friend, but she heard something.

“I told him no one likes him”

Oh no.

—Shinobu-Chan —(y/n) called— who did you say those words to?

—oh~ I told that to Tomioka-San, after all that’s the true.

—you are being mean, that’s not true, in fact I don’t think anyone dislikes him..

—(l/n) sto-

—no, Iguro-Chan let me finish, Giyuu-Chan did nothing wrong, he did what he had to, put his heart and thrust in that poor kid wish to have his sister back, he acted in a beautiful way, maybe be not according to the rules, but it was according to his heart.

—oh~ you must like Tomioka-San a lot then...

—ha! Of course I like him I-

Iguro tried to interrupt her —just shut up already (l/n).

—no, what was I saying? Oh, Of course I like Giyuu-Chan, how can I not? He is strong, handsome, caring, intelligent, has a great heart, we all saw what he did even if that cost his life, and his beautiful blue eyes... even though his eyes seem sad he has bring no more than happiness to my life —she put her hand on her heart and close her eyes— I’ll give my life too for that men, I love him, I’m-

The thoughts at that moment were mix of emotions.

Iguro was 100% sure (y/n) humiliate herself.

Sanemi thought about how stupid can someone be doing that kind of vulgar rant in front of Oyakata-sama.

Himejima started praying for (y/n) and Giyuu’s love.

Tokito was... distracted.

Mitsuri was happy and blushed “(y/n) so brave, she reveal her fellings so cute”

Shinobu was no surprise, it was evident that (y/n) had a crush on Tomioka, but was expecting for the water pillar reaction.

Rengoku finally broke the silencie

—Amazing! Great speech (y/n)!

—speech what? No no no no...

—my daughter, I wish you more than happiness and a beautiful future with your beloved...

—eh? Okayaka-sama? I said it out loud? Eh? Iguro-Chan am I dreaming this?

—no idiot, I told you to shut up.

—no no no, Giyuu-Chan I’m sorry —she blushed— if I make you uncomfortable... I’m so sorry!

Giyuu had a lot of emotions, he felt scared, happy, but mostly thankful to have someone like (y/n) defending him, is this what people call love?

With his monotonous voice tone he answered.

—no (y/n), you didn’t make me uncomfortable, today you had bring happiness into my life, thank you...

⁺⑅♡ ˖◛Bonus ˖◛⁺⑅♡

—what does that mean? Does he loves me back? Or he just appreciate my feelings but not accept them?

—...

—Iguro-Chan please talk to me! Mitsuri-Chan what do you think?

When the girl ended her food answer that question.

—(y/n) that was beautiful! I’m sure Tomioka loves you too!! I saw a little blush in his face!!

—really?!

—yes!

—aaaw I didn’t notice it! I bet he looked so cute!!

—he was!! (Y/n) try to confess again but on private too see what happens!!

The snake pillar mumbled “I hate you (y/n) and Tomioka, you ruined my plans with Kanroji”

[mazuwii]

Eren Jaeger SFW Alphabet

Authors note: I hope this is feeding you guys because I am dragging this motivation by its hair😤

I was going to do Bertholdt next but I got a request for Miche so either of them will come out next😄

If you guys can’t comment (I’ve no idea how to turn replies on) Then I’m Lunology on wattpad, just comment on my aot scenarios book and I’ll post here! <3

—A (Affection, how affectionate is he?)

•Not the most lovey-dovey person in the entire cast, Eren is really shy when it comes to conveying his feelings for you. But when you both are alone, and he's comfortable with you he can hug you, or pinch your cheeks as a way of saying "You're so cute I could squish you into nothing."

•He has a very aggressive way of showing affection, like biting your cheek, kissing places with his hands clamping shut on them, it's difficult to get him to let go.

—B (Bestfriend, what would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

•Being best friends with Eren is a wild ride. You'd think he adopted you as a best friend being the loud, boisterous extrovert that he is yet you're the one always getting him out of trouble.

•He's loud, fun, spontaneous but incredibly annoying. My guy will SPAM you with useless TikTok videos, his entire fyp on your messages.

•But he's very funny too, he crops your faces on animated videos and it lowkey looks so shit that it's funny.

•As your best friend, Eren will fight anyone who even thinks about threatening you (lmao he can't fight) so you're just stuck with scolding him and disinfecting his bleeding lip💀

—C (Cuddling. Does he like to cuddle? How would he cuddle?)

•If he gets a random wave of gratitude he'd just randomly burst into your room and hug you, it would be sooo random. You're just playing a game and this guy hugs you but as a joke, he walks around the room while hugging you so the chair you're on walts around everywhere with him. Once you understand what this weirdo is doing you just burst out laughing with him because you both look dumb.

•Like the dude is just staring into space when he remembers that one time you slapped a teacher for him, or almost got yourself in trouble to give him something and he just goes: ƈ ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु COME HERE Y/NNNNNN!!

•Eren is a pretty fun boyfriend, wouldn't just stick to a cuddle session, it would be more like... playing a game on the console with you sprawled out on his lap.

—D (Domestic. Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

•While Eren wants to tie a knot when it comes to you and him, having children never ever crosses his mind. It's just fun fun fun until you're twenty-eight and you're asking when he wants to have a mini Jaegar. He just looks a bit taken back because it isn't an easy job...

•And when it comes to cooking and cleaning, he's actually somewhat good at cleaning, never missing a spot with his aggressive wiping. However... I don't see him as a cooker if you get me💀 probably burnt his finger while boiling water and never tries again.

•If we're talking about domestic then yeah maybe, maybe he does have a nice husband in him. Not one that pretends there's a spider on you when you wake up... or nOt one that hogs the pillows.

—E (Ending, If he had to break up with his partner, how would he do it?)

•He felt as if he wasn't giving you enough and that other men could satisfy you. Eren would be too scared to face you when he breaks the news so he would leave a note and completely disappear from your life.

—F (Fiancé. How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

•Eren doesn't really put labels on things, at least, he says that... the guy calls you wifey even though you aren't married. Sure he may think about it for a few minutes but quickly shuts himself down since he's extremely shy when it comes to chatting about the two of you

•Eventually when he goes to all his friends' weddings, he gets jealous and decides he should put a ring on it LMAO, you can expect him to be incredibly flustered and even play it off with a 'cool' when you say yes. It's best you hug him so that you don't see how red his face turns.

•I'm just sayin' he's going all out for your wedding, it's so funny, he's so extra... why are their ten limousines? Men shooting guns upwards the moment you both kiss?! A fucking food fight-

—G  (Gentle. How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

•If we're talking about physically, he is not gentle and he doesn't even try to be. He sometimes accidentally hurts you but never misses a second to kiss the spot and over-apologise. But Eren would never think about hurting you on purpose unless it was a life or death situation.

•Emotionally, he's fragile and would love reassurance. Emotionally, towards you, he doesn't be careful, always giving you jump scares, purposely pranking you

—H (Hugs, do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

•For you, he loves aggressive hugs where it's breaking your bones and he just lifts you off the floor and violently shakes you around like he can't get enough of you.

•He loves loves loves loves LOVES hugs when you two are alone and treating you like your a happy huge dog, ruffling every single part of your body for no reason at all and rubbing you with a relaxing force...?

•Again, Eren is very shy so you'd have to start hugging him first for him to get used to it and eventually, he'll be the one knocking into your body for a bear hug

—I (I love you. How fast do they say the L-word?)

•Eren says I love you through the number of shits he gives (Not literally)... If he cares about you he worries a lot and checks up on you almost all the time so

•It would probably be at a time where he did something so risky and you got so scared that the moment you caught onto him you cried it out, he'd apologetically say it back and hug you, with meaning of course.

—J (How Jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

•Coming from someone who tries her hardest to make this accurate, I can say Eren gets jealous to the  m a x

•At first he thinks to himself that you'd tell whoever it is flirting with you to fuck off but his pride shatters when he realises you didn't say anything and it doesn't sound like you will

•My guy either walks out in dismay and gets petty with you afterwards or he walks up to you and tells you the both of you have to go home before shooting a dirty look at the flirty dude or straight up telling him to piss off

•That may result in a physical fight 💀 that guy needs anger management classes...

—K (Kisses, what are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

•For Eren, I can say that he doesn't make out often but when he does he'll probably leave your lips bruised, he has an obsession with biting your lip at the wrong time💀 he's too rough on most occasions, it isn't fun... calm down Jaegar.

•Eren loves kissing your cheek, except he bites it and leaves a slobber of saliva on it. He thinks it's cute as fuck, he won't stop.

•As for where he likes being kissed... he likes feeling delicate and loved so he really enjoys it when you sweep his rapunzel ass hair aside and kiss the temple of his forehead

—M (Mornings, how are mornings spent with him)

•The blanket is probably completely off of him and his leg is resting on your hip. He's an animal so the guy wakes up at like...6am without an alarm- it isn't even a training day! It's a day off! And he still wakes up at that early time.

•A few morning exercises for an hour before he attempts to wake you up... violently.

•Listen! Eren likes making breakfast with you, it doesn't feel the same without you- it's defintely not because he has no idea how to work the gas and oven🌚

•He's very funny and social when he isn't hungry so mornings are pretty fun with him, cracking a few jokes while getting you dirty with pancake mix (he said he can't control where flour goes, this is why you don't get him to cook)

•And then after that, it's time to shower... idk you decide if you'll go in with him¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Just sayin' his skin is very red afterwards, my guy uses cold water but scrubs so hard with the lufa-)

—N (Night, how are nights spent with him?)

•Like I said, Eren is like a dog, he spends his days using his full energy and he makes sure to use it all up so by 22:00 he should be knocked out.

•Eren isn't too bothered on cooking so you both probably just watch something before bed while eating take out

•afterwards it's a... really boiling hot shower, brush your teeth, have a conversation in bed for a while until you're both falling asleep at the sound of your voices.

•"Hah... loser... I can...- I can see you falling asleep *Jaegar yawn* first..." even though he's the one with the heavy, falling eyelids.

—O (Open, when would he start revealing things about himself? Did he say everything all at once? Or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

•Eren is very hesitant when it comes to being emotional, he thinks it isn't very masculine so you have to remove the toxic part away and reassure him millions of times that just because he cried, it doesn't make him girly.

•It would be an accident, he'd be trying to go stargazinh with you, you were resting on his arm and he was rambling and the subject suddenly got onto him. Without realising, he spilled everything right then and there... somehow without crying.

•The least you could do was hold on his hand and squeeze it gently... I doubt he's paying attention, he's probably scowling in memory.

•It's best you reassure him that nothing is his fault, nothing could have prevented what happened

—P (Patience, how easily angered are they?)

•He is very impatient to say the least, a control freak.

•When things don't go his way, he shouts, punches walls, scrunches up his hair but the moment there are tears in his eyes, everyone needs to leave the room

•oh ho ho HOOO you don't want to Eren to cry from anger, he turns into the silent kid with a glock in his bag... leave him for an hour and you'll come back to a fully destroyed room👁👄👁

—Q (Quizzes, how much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

•He remembers dumb small details, your favourite flowers, why you don't like public bathrooms, the reason you won't stop annoying his half brother 💀 (You wanna know Zeke's wiping technique... who doesn't?!)

•However he can't for the life of him, remember your doctors appointment or to pick up your medicine... he's halfway home and goes "Fuck-"

—R (Remember, what is his favourite moment in your relationship?)

•He and you go out on a lot of dates, but they're always wacky and messy. One of his favourites was when you both attacked Armin at the beach with water guns and then both Armin and Mikasa were both searching for you to get revenge

•You two hid behind a palm tree, giggling lowly with each other, aiming to attack your two oblivious friends but little did you both know, they heard your low confident remarks and lunged from behind the tree with two full buckets of freezing sea water dumped on you.

•He always remembers that day when he drifts off into a daydream and it always makes him smile

—S (Security, how protective are they? How would they protect you?)

•Trust me when I say... Eren would kill for you...

•So in conclusion, he is very protective and would not hesitate to take far measures to protect you. He's pretty much your ride or die

•While he doesn't show his protectiveness, he acts on it... if that makes sense? Listen, he's very protective but he's sneaky about it! I don't know how to describe it

—T (Try. How much effort would he put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

•Despite how immature he seems, Eren completes all tasks in his day. And he makes sure of it

•When it comes to dates, it's very random... more spontanous but it's always something like. "Oh by the way, we're going to a waterpark this Sunday." Orrr "Babe! Get ready, we're going to eat out with Armin and his girlfriend!"

•You have an hour and a half to get ready so I would call your relationship active 😭 not even sexually active just active.

•Eren can be thoughtful but you have to shove your interests in his face for him to know what you want. Cartoon posters? He catches you watching a lot of gravity falls, steven universe, AWOG, etc... and then anytime he sees stuff to do with that in shops, he gets it for you on the way.

—U (Ugly, what are some bad habits of his?)

•Like I said earlier, Eren has some... mild anger issues🌚

•Nothing can calm him down, unless you have Ackerman strength I doubt you can stop him. He has no idea how to deal with his emotions so it just bubbles up and then he sees an object and thinks 💡 this can take my shit load of anger

•The walls probably have a lot dents yk and calming him down is very difficult but to be thoughtful, you tried getting him a few things to help him deal with his stress properly

—V (Vanity, how concerned is he with his looks)

•Couldn't really give two shits about his appearance, my guy grew rapunzel ass hair and just tied it up because I doubt he's bothered to take care of it

•Sure he wouldn't mind you washing it for him and applying conditioner, in fact, he loves it.

•Eren doesn't care about his appearance and just throws on a hoodie and sweatpants most of the time. You have to choose the shit he wears when you go out on fancy occassions 💀

—W (Whole, would they feel incomplete without you?)

•Again, to Eren, you're his world and he'd do anything to make sure that world is safe and healthy so without you, who would he feel the need to protect?

•Okay MAYBE he doesn't like worrying but he just does so I guess that would be a good thing if you broke up but it isn't as worth it💀

•But ever since you've been his sunshine cheerleader, he can't imagine a morning without your whining ass voice, or fighting with you to the bathroom in the morning, jumping on your back out of nowhere

•You're everywhere in his head, of course he couldn't feel whole without you

—X (Xtra, a random headcannon for him)

•Anytime Eren loses at something(it could be a hobby or a game) he'd stop doing it. Just dropping the entire thing.

•Unless he feels competitive, that always fires him up to do better... so in a way, Jean motivates him to do things. Those two actually care for each other but they hate each other (not literally) they're like siblings!

•Sorry, am I making sense?💀

—Y (Yuck, what are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in person?)

•First of all, my mans fucking hates chocolate, put it near him and he'll kick it or throw it against the nearest wall.

•Like Eren was such a good boi when he was little, eating everything his momma put on his plate, even the brussel sprouts he fucking despised.

•But chocolate is his last straw. Chocolate and peanut butter. It gets stuck to the roof of his mouth and he panics like a drama queen, fanning his face like a princess and washing his mouth with his heart POUNDING against his chest

—Zzz (What are some sleeping habits of his?)

•He sleeps pretty normally, when he turns he lets out a soft satisfied groan, which I'd say is ordinary

•As for his sleeping weight, I'd say he's a heavy sleeper, you'd need to shake him to wake him up, slap his face or something because when that sleep is BUSSIN he won't be WAKIN (bad joke sorry)

•And he's gaping. Shut his mouth please.

•His hands may accidentily fall on some places on your body, he places them everywhere. Like on your nose, on your belly

Authors note:

Have you guys noticed that I don't add the letter L🌚? *shocked noises*

Jaaaa that's because I don't wanna write about kids so forgive me lmao

I'M SO GLAD THIS IS FINISHED! I WANT TO ADD EVERY CHARACTER COS I FEEL SO BAAAAAD FOR NOT DOING A LOT OF YOUR REQUESTS!

Deadass my brain just went bye bye when it came to writing and I recharge by reading actual original work by published authors, it helps me get back on track

Bertholdt/Miche is next!

[purplesurveys]

1252

A - Appearance.

What are you wearing? I have a gray turtleneck and brown shorts at the moment.

What are on your feet right now? I never wear anything for my feet when I’m at home.

What color are your fingernails? I say this a lot on surveys but mine are never painted. Nothing against them, I’ve just never felt the need to spend on something like my nails.

What does your hair look like right now? I have apple hair at the moment to temporarily get rid of my bangs, which I am more than sick of at this point.

B - Best Friend

Who is your best friend? Angela and Andi.

What was the last thing you two did together? The last time I saw Angela we went to the BTS pop-up store. I haven’t seen Andi since January, but when we hung out that evening we just had Korean barbecue and we also parked somewhere in UP to just talk about life in my car. My breakup had been fresh at the time and back then I just needed someone to whom I could vent.

What is (s)he doing right now? I’m sure Andi’s doing something with Leigh, maybe having a video call or something since I think they tend to have one every evening. I’m not sure what Angela’s up to but considering her replies have been a bit slow tonight, I guess she’s somewhat busy at home.

Are you talking to her/him online right now? Angela just replied to something I sent her around 15 minutes ago but the exchange wasn’t meant to be a full-blown conversation, if that’s what you mean.

C - Crush.

Who is (s)he? Eh, I don’t have a crush these days; too obsessed with work to figure out what I find attractive lmaooooo. I do have a main celebrity crush and I might just cite them instead so that I can at least fill this section out. 

What does (s)he look like? Curly hair; mismatched eyes; moles underneath his right eye, on his nose, and on his lower lip, and the widest smile I’ve seen on any person.

What was the last thing you two talked about? He’s a celebrity crush...

Does (s)he make you smile? Yes.

D - Dad

What’s your dad’s name? Edgardo.

What does he do for a living? He’s an executive chef for a luxury liner company. He hasn’t worked in a year and a half due to the pandemic and has stayed in the country this whole time, but we’ve *very* recently been informed that he can go back abroad in around two weeks! Of course it will suck letting go of him again after having him back for such a long time, but I’m just glad the family can finally be on track again, financially speaking. It had been something I’ve been worrying silently about.

What was the last thing you two did together? Had dinner last night, but we did that with the whole family too. We don’t really do things that’s just the two of us.

Do you get along better with him than your mother? Yes.

E - Ebay.

Have you ever bought anything from ebay? No. I’m not sure we have eBay here anyway.

Do you just shop around when you’re online? I don’t really shop ‘around.’ I usually have an idea of what I want to get myself, and it’s just a matter of finding the right shop from which to buy.

Do you know anybody who is addicted to it? I know a couple of co-workers who love shopping, like Gabi.

Have you ever sold anything on it? I’ve never tried selling, but I’m actually in the middle of doing something for the very first time – I’ve decided to get into trading! I got my BTS Butter album yesterday but didn’t get to pull the photocard I was vying for – the pull I got, though, was of the most popular member, which means it would be a very easy trade. I put the trade offer up the other day and I finally got a match yesterday.

F - Facebook.

When was the last time you logged on? Like five minutes ago. I constantly check it.

How many friends do you have? Just checked and it says I have 686. I wanna get rid like half of them though.

Do you hate when your facebook chat messes up? Hmm, that doesn’t really happen.

Who was the last person to leave you a wall post? Angela.

G - Google.

Do you Google everything? Yeah, I think I look up a random item or phrase at least once a day. Doesn’t hurt to learn a new thing each day. :)

What was the last thing you Googled? The K-Pop group g.o.d., since my teacher mentioned them in our Korean lessons earlier.

Would you ever trade Google in for Bing? No, I haven’t used Bing in like 12 years.

What do you Google the most? Synonyms, I think, since I’m constantly writing for work.

H - Hair.

Do you like your hair? It’s a love-hate relationship most days because I hate how thick and frizzy it can be...but I recently had mine trimmed all the way up to my neck and for some reason it’s taken on a wavy form, which I didn’t expect to come out at all. And I’ve found that it actually suits me quite a bit, so I’m enjoying my hair for now.

What color is your hair? Black.

What does it look like right now? Slightly damp since I took a shower not too long ago.

What kind of shampoo for you use? Just a normal Dove one.

I - Ibuprofen 

When was the last time you took ibuprofen? I don’t think I’ve ever taken it? I usually take paracetamol...idrk the difference either. Do you rely on it for everything (cramps, headache)? I only ever take medicine for headaches/migraines.

Are you so thankful people made it? I mean sure, I’m glad there are those who have been able to create products that can instantly relieve pain or discomfort, but I’m not obsessively grateful.

Do you have any right now? I don’t think we have any.

J - Jobs.

Do you need a job? Nah, I already have one.

Where do you work? Media/PR industry.

Where would you work? I wouldn’t change jobs/industries. This is where I wanted to end up in, and I’m really really glad and fortunate to have landed here on my first shot, right out of college, and during a pendemic.

How much money would you like to get paid? An additional P5k (~$100) would probably be more satisfying, but considering my parents aren’t the traditional Filipino parents who suck 100% of my earnings right out of me the second payday comes, I’m able to enjoy a substantial chunk of money to myself, give them a portion of my earnings, and still be able to save.

K - Kissing.

Who was the last person you kissed? That would be my ex.

Will you next kiss be a mistake? I have no idea when that would be and with whom it will be shared, so I won’t be able to give you a definite answer.

Do you kiss someone everyday? Other than my dogs, nah.

Who was your first kiss? The aforementioned ex.

L - Love.

Who do you love the most in your life? My best friends. I’m also doing a whole lot better in the self-love department these days, so that too :)

Have you ever been in love before? Yeah.

Does it make you so happy when you feel the feeling of love? Sure. It feels light and comfortable, especially when it’s shared.

Why is this word so hard to describe? Because everyone feels love differently. < There we go.

M - Mom.

What is your mom’s name? Abigail.

What is she doing right now? She was watching The Good Doctor the last time I checked on her like five minutes ago. It’s her latest obsession.

Where does she work? She works in the food and beverage department of a 5-star hotel in the city.

Do you two shop together a lot? I rarely do my shopping with either of my parents.

N - Netflix.

Do you have Netflix? Technically, I guess. My dad pays for it and we have a family account.

If not, what movies would you order? I don’t think I’ve ever ordered a movie before. Before streaming on Netflix, I just used to get illegal torrents lol.

Do you rent a lot of movies? I’ve never rented a movie. Was too young for it, I think.

Do you have the tool where it just downloads to your tv? No.

O - Ohio.

Is this the state in which you live in? I don’t even live in the US. Never been there either. < Same.

Is Ohio State your favorite football team? I don’t like football.

Did you know Ohio Is For Lovers? I’m not familiar.

Have you ever been to Ohio? See first answer in this section.

Q - Quitting.

What was the last thing you quit doing? Practicing on Duolingo. I had an extremely short period of using the app again a couple of months ago, but I lasted all of two days hahaha I had been trying to get back on learning Korean, but I enrolled in official lessons not long after that anyway so it didn’t make sense to continue the stages in the app.

Do you need to quit talking to someone right now? Nope. The people I’m talking to right now in between this survey are all welcome conversations.

Would you ever quit school? That wasn’t an option for me and I never would’ve done it anyway. 

Don’t you think quitting is stupid? No. Sometimes it can be the strongest thing you can do for yourself.

R - Reading.

What was the last book you read? Does my Korean lesson textbook count hahaha...if not, I haven’t really read anything in years.

Do you own a lot of books? I do, but they are all books from my childhood and teenage years. It’s been a while since I last updated my bookshelf.

Do you have a library card? No, haven’t had one since Grade 1.

Have you ever read a book that changed your life? Without Seeing the Dawn was pretty influential to me, but I dunno about ‘life-changing.’ I need to read more to find the book that would have that effect on me.

S - Safety.

Do you always wear your seat belt? I do these days. I didn’t really practice it when I used to drive to school, whoops. Always forgot to do it.

When riding a four-wheeler do you wear a helmet? I rarely get to do that.

Did you ever wear knee pads and a helmet when riding your bike? Nah. I can’t ride a bike either. Do you always think safety first? In COVID terms, yeah. I have a face mask and shield on as soon as I find myself outdoors.

T - Talk

Who was the last person you talked to? Reena. Who are you talking to right now? Nobody. It’s just me, this survey, and some music in the background.

Who did you last talk to before you went to bed last night? Angela and Reena, if I’m not mistaken.

Do you need to talk to anybody right now? No, I’m good.

U - US ARMY

Do you support it? I don’t know enough about it to have a bold opinion, considering I’m not even from the US and it’s been a while since their army has had any strong contact with my country.

Do you know anybody who is in the army right now? I think one of Angela’s uncles has a high position in our national army.

Don’t you ever wonder why their camo doesn’t match anything? Not really.

Would you ever go to the army? No.

V - Virgin.

Are you a virgin? Nope.

When did you lose your virginity? I was 18.

Do you wish you would’ve waited? Nah, it felt right when I did it the first time; and I maintain that stance now even though I’m no longer with that person.

Do you think you could have stayed a virgin until marriage? I could. Sex isn’t a big deal to me.

W - What.

What are you doing right now besides this survey? I’m also listening to mono. and taking bites from my doughnut every now and then.

What are you craving? Spicy tuna salad, but it can wait. Andi got me my favorite truffle baked macaroni because it’s CM Punk day today :D :D and that’s able to satisfy my savory cravings for now.

What do you need to buy? Shelves.

Why are you taking my survey? I’ve mentioned this before but I like categorized/themed surveys, so alphabetical ones are always fun for me.

X -Xanax 

Do you know anybody who is addicted to Xanax? I don’t think so.

Have you ever taken it before? No.

Do you even know what it is? No, actually.

Have you ever suffered from anxiety or depression? I’m sure I have.

Y - Yourself.

Name. Robyn.

Age. 23.

Do you smile a lot? Sure, I’d say that’s common these days.

Z - Zebra.

Are you addicted to zebra striped? Not really.

Do you own anything zebra striped? Nah. I have some stuff that come in black and white stripes, but not zebra print. Is anything on any of your websites zebra striped? No.

[vigilantedekus]

I second the whole alphabet for apathy-

well if two people ask what can i do

A: How did you come up with the title to Apathy?

His whole thing is not caring about anything. just like how i did not care to think of a better title

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

Im pretty sure all of my readers can tell that im depressed

C: What member do you identify with most?

Aizawa bc im tired

D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with Apathy?

When I wrote the first three or so chapters I was listening to the Jubyphonics cover of Yellow so thats connected in my head

E: If you wrote a sequel to Apathy what would it be about?

There is going to be an Apathy sequel and most of what ive vaguely planned is the overhaul arc

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

I like any and all group chat snippets bc i think theyre funny

G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

I write a majority of it in order but i do write a few scenes in my planning channel so i dont forget them

H: How would you describe your style?

Prose heavy

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

im always a harlot for bamf izuku

J: Write or describe an alternative ending to Apathy

Seeing as its Not Finished i cannot

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

Thats A Secret!

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

The most i think ive done is like rewriting a chapter 4 times.. usually i revise it once or twice and then let my beta point out anything else i missed

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

GOD THERE ARE SO MANY. RAVEN, CAMO, HERMES, NOMU, SCARFBOI THE LIST CONTINUES

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

I think a Maximum Ride au should be created

O: How do you begin a story–with the plot, or the characters?

I always get the ocs/characters down before moving to story

P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)

i barely ever plot anything

Q: How do you feel about collaborations?

they sound fun in theory but i am a perfectionist and dont wanna get a collab project and then take over bc i want it to be just like i see it in my mind. That being said I did make a demon slayer genshin au with my two kids

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

@jello-fello is the reason i write fanfic at all

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

Im A Harlot For Found Family and Hidden Strength

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

highkey hate genderbend fics especially when its only Izuku and they change his name to Izuki that is not a NAME you cant just ADD AN I AND ASSUME THAT MAKES A NAME FEMININE

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

insert the author support group here (jellofello, amberquartz, lclghost, fairyficwrites, Nonbinari_Goat) bc theyre all amazing and also i love them

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

Im looking forward to the apathy sequel :)

W: Do you like more general prompts, or more specific ones?

general prompts give me too many possibilities but v specific ones can often stifle me. Im picky

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

I love torturing Izuku!

Y: A character you want to protect.

Mei will never be hurt

Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?

AIZAWA? DONT KILL HIM. HES DOING HIS BEST.

[duvetsandpillows]

Carlos Sainz Fluffy A-Z

A = Attractive: what do they find attractive about the other?

Your freckles. You used to absolutely hate them and would cover them up with makeup. Carlos didn’t know you had any. If he stayed over you would usually wake up early to cover them up. One morning Carlos had woken up before you and noticed the freckles sprinkled across your face.

“Mi sol, you are so beautiful. Why do you hide your beauty?”

B = Baby: do they want a family? why/why not?

He hadn’t really thought about kids until he saw you with your young niece. Watching how happy you were playing with her, he knew he wanted to start a family with you.

C = Cuddle: how do they cuddle?

He loves to have you snuggled into his side with your head tucked into his neck. You two will cuddle for hours, watching movies, playing fifa or just chatting. Carlos’ favourite time of the day was getting to cuddle with you.

D = Dates: what are dates with them like?

Carlos is a proper gentleman. Whether it’s fancy restaurants or home cooked meals he always treats you like royalty. He always brings you flowers, a teddy or jewellery.

E = Everything: “you are my ____” (e.g my life, my world…)

You are my sunshine.

F = Feelings: when did they know they were falling in love?

You were a friend of Landos and he had brought you along to a race weekend. He introduced you to Carlos as they got on the plane. The three of you chatted the whole flight and as you spoke Carlos was becoming more infatuated by you by the minute. He loved how passionate you spoke about your career and hobbies. After the race he had finally built up the courage to ask you to dinner.

G = Gentle: are they gentle? If so, how?

Carlos would treat you like china, until you were in the bedroom. When out and about he would always open doors for you, pull out your chair for you. He is a true gentleman.

H = Hand/Hold: how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

Carlos was very touchy. He was always holding your hand or has his arm around you. When out for meals he always had a hand on your thigh. You can’t always go to races so he loves being with you every chance he gets.

I = Impression: first impression/s

He thought you were incredible, intelligent and absolutely stunning.

J = Joker: are they into pulling pranks?

You two loved messing around and being silly but you don’t really play pranks.

K = Kisses: how do they kiss?

He always kissed the tip of your nose. When you’d look up at him unless you tiptoed you can’t reach his lips so he would kiss your nose instead.

L = Love: who says I love you first?

He did. He’d had a bad race and he ended up snapping at you. You’d left him at the circuit and headed back to the hotel room. When he came back he felt extremely guilty.

“I am so sorry, I took my frustration out on you and that wasn’t fair of me. I love you so much, I want you to know that.”

M = Memory: their favourite moment together

You, Lando and Carlos went karting while they were on summer break. You ended up beating both of them and won £20 in a beg you three had. He was so proud of you and wondered what you’d be like professionally racing.

N = Nickel: do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

He loves buying you little presents. Earings, teddies, fridge magnets from everywhere he went. He knew you didn’t like being bought extravagant gifts but he wanted to treat you a little.

O = Orange: what colour reminds them of their other half?

Green. You’ve been in love with the colour as long as you can remember. You would always go for a walk in the woods after it had just rained. You love the colour of the trees with the sun glistening on them, you were sure it made the green look brighter.

P = Pet names: what pet names do they use?

Darling, Mi Sol, smiley

Q = Quaint: what is their favourite non-modern thing?

He loved reading. You two would cuddle up in bed reading your books. It would help you relax before bed.

R = Rainy Day: what do they like to do on a rainy day?

You would teach him how to bake and he would teach you how to cook Spanish dishes. You would then watch a movie while tucking into your feast.

S = Sad: how do they cheer themselves/each other up

Carlos will exercise more when he’s safe. You would know when he stays at the gym for an extra hour or go on multiple runs in a day that he was feeling down. You would lie on the sofa together and talk it out and give him many kisses.

T = Talking: what do they love to talk about?

He loves talking about racing, every form of it. You could listen for hours as he spoke so passionately about races he’s watched or that his dad has raced in. He would always worry when his dad had a race, it would make you smile seeing him react the way you do when he is racing.

U = Unencumbered: What helps them relax?

You two have a large board game collection and love to get one out in the evening.

V = Vaunt: what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

Carlos only shows off on track, proving how talented he is. You knew he was going to win the world championship soon.

W = Wedding: when, how, where do they propose?

Carlos proposed on Christmas. You were spending it with Carlos’ family in Spain. He brought you out to the back garden, candles lit up everywhere.

“Mi Sol you are the best thing that ever happened to me and I never want to lose you. Will you marry me?”

X = Xylophone: What’s their song?

Smooth Operator - Sade

Y = You’re the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

You’re the salsa to my fajita.

Z = Zebra: if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?

You two have two dogs and you are trying to convince him to let you get a cat.

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 52

[Date: 27/02, 04.28 AM - 05.00 AM GMT]

[Direct continuation from pt 51]

Knight: “Y o u  a l l  w a n t  y o u r  p r e c i o u s  f e t c h  b a c k. W i t h o u t  k n o w i n g  w h a t t h a t  e n t a i l s.” [You all want your precious fetch back. Without knowing what that entails.]

[vigil.Sygil: “I don't feel like smiling at all because of this”]

page: “But you have to smile!”

C R O W N: “Smile :) I'm sure that when Prince returns, they would want to see that, rather than frowns. You wouldn't want to upset Prince, would you?”

[jayyyyyyyy: “What happens to you when Fetch is here, Knight?”]

Knight:  “When you see your precious Fetch. I  s u f f o c a t e.” [I suffocate.]

[Vigil.Sigil: “Why should I Page?”]

page: “Well because—....Because you have to!”

Knight: “You all be nice to Page. Before I have to step in further. :)”

[People say they don’t want to be mean to Page.]

[Vigil.Sigil: “Fetch is gone, we don't know what's happening, and several of us are freaking out. Tell me exactly what I should smile about”]

Knight: “I said. Be. Nice.”

[Vigil.Sigil: “ Fetch is gone, we don't know what's happening, and several of us are freaking out. Tell me exactly what I should smile about”]

page: “Because you have to! That’s part of what makes us a family you have to!”

C R O W N: “Be nice to Page. Be nice to Knight. They're family, remember? We're kind to family here.”

[jayyyyyyyy: “Though, Knight, Id like to mention. If you suffocate when Fetch is here, doesnt the same happen to them when you're here?”]

Knight: “I care not how that parasite feels when I am free.”

[Grimm (They/Them: “You aren't kind to your family very much Crown."]

page: “What no! Crowns so nice to us! He took us in when we were lonely and offered us a family!”

[jayyyyyyyy: “Do not call Fetch a parasite”]

Knight: “You do not give me commands. I answer to Crown.”

[donti: “They treated him like a dog though...” [in response to “Wasn’t Fetch part of our family once?”]]

C R O W N: “You're right! They never let him get any rest. Always too busy watching that pesky document. He's much happier like this.”

[Vigil.Sygil: “... what happened to your previous family Page?”]

page: “My...previous family...Heh....I don’t know what you mean :)”

Knight: “Crown is right. I am much happier this way. Of course my document is important to me, and I will watch it dutifully, but unlike Fetch I can take a break to smile ")”

[donti: “Didnt he love that document?”]

C R O W N: “He still does! It makes him very happy :) He's just not... Obliged to look after it as Knight, for lack of a better term.”

[Vigil.Sygil: “Your previous one, saying you were lonely implies you had people before something happened... so what happened?”]

page:  “I....I don’t....I don’t know, I must have always been lonely ha! I mean I’m just a silly kid! Only Crown and the rest of the Court really cared! : D”

Knight: “Page, I think you and I should go and let everyone... adjust. I don't want your feelings to be hurt.”

[donti: “Hows the document doing then?”]

Knight: “ My document is perfect and orderly. :)”

C R O W N: “Yes, Page, why don't you go relax elsewhere? :) Let yourself have some peace for a bit”

[Knight: “Page, I think you and I should go and let everyone... adjust. I don't want your feelings to be hurt.”]

page:  “If you’re sure! They do seem...upset, perhaps Fetch was like brother to them like you are to me, that would make sense why they’re sad...”

[People say goodbye to Page.]

page: “:)”

Knight: “I think I'm going to go to sleep for now :) As exhilarating as it is to finally be free again, it seems like its been a rough day. Plus this music makes me sleepy. Goodnight, sleep tight, and I hope you all are nicer to Page tomorrow.”

C R O W N: “:)”

Knight: “You can be as mad at me as you want. But you better keep that hostility away from Page. He is perfectly happy, and god forbid you upset him.”

C R O W N: “Sweet dreams, Knight~”

Knight: “And remember; i  a m  a l w a y s. L i s t e n i n g.”

[People wish Knight good night and shortly freak out before realizing Crown hasn’t left yet.]

C R O W N: “:)”

[People are angry.]

Chat: “Goodnight, Knight! It's good to have you back with us!!”

C R O W N: “ I'm sure you'll all see my point of view eventually :) It would be much easier on everyone if you did so sooner rather than later”

[People say they do not understand his point of view.]

Chat: “Calm down and be nice! Let Crown have a second to speak.”

C R O W N: “I think I've explained myself rather well. I want a happy family for Ranboo. In fact, I'd go so far as to say I want a family for anyone who doesn't have one. I want you all to feel loved. If I have to do some... creative rearranging of memories to reach that goal, that's hardly a sacrifice, I'd think.”

C R O W N: “:)”

[katichu: “What do you mean, "creative rearranging of memories?" How do you not see that what you're doing is wrong?”]

C R O W N: “It's for their own good, to make them happier. You don't like to see people be sad, do you?”

[Povas: “I can't join you, someone I know would be sad”]

Chat: “Then join with them! Join for them!”

[katichu: “If you don't like seeing people sad, then why do you continually do things to make people sad?”]

C R O W N: “That's not my intention. The last thing I want is to hurt people with my actions. I just want this family to be happy. Is that so much to ask?”

[People argue against him.]

C R O W N: “Unfortunately I must be going. I really do wish I could stay for longer but... Ranboo is getting restless...”

Chat: “Goodbye Crown! Have a restful night! :)”

[Roughly 45 minutes afterwards, K1ng/Mona returns home. She reports that her house is trashed and bloody, presumably from Fetch’s nosebleed.]