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duvetsandpillows · 9 hours ago
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I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison
But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...
But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens
Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD
Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day
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duvetsandpillows · 1 month ago
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He’s the best there is at what he does, and what he does is tax evasion
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duvetsandpillows · 2 months ago
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"Car's on fire, fuel everywhere" "Sure, whatever... We'll keep you posted"
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duvetsandpillows · 3 months ago
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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
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duvetsandpillows · 3 months ago
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Course start screens from Super Mario 64 DS.
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duvetsandpillows · 3 months ago
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I need someone to ask Sebastian "Do you think I think about kids when I race?" Vettel what he thinks about the FIA trying to ban swearing and Max's community service.
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duvetsandpillows · 3 months ago
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the same energy really
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duvetsandpillows · 3 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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WHO IS USING THIS
AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
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duvetsandpillows · 3 months ago
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duvetsandpillows · 4 months ago
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Please sign the petition!!!
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duvetsandpillows · 4 months ago
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i love working to the sound of someone else losing their marbles. this is my favorite genre of youtube video
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duvetsandpillows · 4 months ago
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Gatekeeping is so good and important
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duvetsandpillows · 4 months ago
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Deadpool and Wolverine is a fanfic in the movie form that feels as much like a fever dream as a rom-com. The content creator only gave it an R rating as an umbrella term which includes all of the following ao3 tags:
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Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Gore, Canon Divergence, Multiverse, Meet Ugly, Enemies to Friends, Age Difference, Bickering, Undeniable Sexual Tension, Mutual Pining
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Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Survivor Guilt
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Pain Play, Car Sex, BDSM, Rough Sex, Size Kink, Porn with Feelings, Aggressive Sex, Orgasm Denial, Edging, Power Play, Cock Tease, No Refractory Period
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Semi-Public Sex
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Accidental Striptease
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Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Cuddling, Domestic Banter, Falling in Love, Getting together, Idiots in Love, Old Married Couple in Spirit, Additional Tags to be Added...
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duvetsandpillows · 4 months ago
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True freedom.
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duvetsandpillows · 4 months ago
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I relied on romantic maladaptive daydreaming for survival as a child, and have been love sick ever since
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duvetsandpillows · 4 months ago
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my deadpool and wolverine review: you could have replaced 90% of the fight scenes with gay sex and nothing of the plot or tone would have changed, the only thing stopping them is marvel's cowardice
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duvetsandpillows · 4 months ago
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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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