#LMFAO?

[fairycosmos]

Nintendo switch has been out since 2017 how can you still not afford it

it doesn't matter what year it is girl i don't have £260 to casually spare

[s0ulweed]

mf don’t give me that teenage relationships won’t last bullshit you met phil when you were LITERALLY EIGHTEEN

[utoveria]

Self burn?

[boag]

makes sense that ur unemployed

I have a job

[astralcities]

no way people are malding and calling it ooc for astarion to grab tav's ass while kissing them

[ghostieeeee]

Changing the lyrics slightly

The girl is mine

I can't wait to try her

Le-let's get intertwined

The stars, they aligned

The girl is mine

Watch me take my time

I can't believe my mind

The girl is divine

Girl is mine

[acnhconfessions]

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[uraandri]

fucking hideo kojima wasnin serbia?

[tiger-balm]

I just turned on tsn and they suggested that we trade MITCH MARNER for ANOTHER goalie? I'm turning this shit off

[skullkxd]

so this morning tumblr glitched out and gave me this and it makes me laugh… tumblr is sponsoring ree…

MOTHER FUCKER IM MONETIZED NOW, PAY UP.

[pervertwhore]

i love mcr so bad i can’t be normal like why am i crying to na na na na

[nowujustlooklikeanyone]

i- he is so babygirl

anyways me when i see ross:

[jillval]

hi, hey (forgets her email)

[smitherscreens]

sorry did tyler just flip the camera off

[asiogie]

THEY WENT TO A CLUB TO DANCE TOGETHER AND JUST NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN

THEY DID WHAT

[maphel-n-doodles]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Cool guys so if you get a random link without any context do not click it :) phishing 101