#LMAOO NOT ME VENTING IN THE TAGS

[tmbs-misinformation]

In time for the early holiday season:

Benedict Manor is all-holiday-friendly, and everyone is allowed to celebrate whatever they wish if they even choose to celebrate.

That being said, one year the Christmas card had Mr. Benedict dressed as Santa, Number Two in a menorah sweater she had knitted herself, Rhonda in traditional African clothing to celebrate Kwaanza and Constance looming above them, in the most elaborate Biblically Accurate Angel costume you have ever seen (she is standing on something tall).

HELLO WAIT IM GONNA ADD MORE TO THIS LMFAO

I bet you guys, Mr. Benedict starts Christmas very early. My man is probably playing Mariah Carey in SEPTEMBER (in a certain country we call this ber months, we start Christmas at the first ber month. September, October, November, December)

LIKE IMAGINE JOHN OR CAPTAIN NOLAND GOING TO MR. BENEDICT'S HOUSE IN SEPTEMBER AND THEY ALREADY SEE LIGHTS AND STUFF.

[casualhedonists]

DATING IS SO HARD WTF

[funkytoesart]

tw for ed talk in the tags so like,,, idk be mindful of that i guess if you happen to read the tags of this post? just need to vent to the void a lil lol

[kalashtars]

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[77ngiez-archive]

i wonder what pafl tumblr would be like

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🍑 upto30meters

i think beautiful bpd boys should be allowed to do nefarious things sometimes. dont ask me abt my weekend plans

#sanyechkaa if ur reading this tell ur brother to go fuck himself #txt #hall of fame

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👁 eagleeyed1

this prison food is passé

#why am i in prison? don't worry about it

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📙 false-epitaphs

i am so sick of my friend vagueposting about his illegal plans

#and as if thats not enough the post BLEW UP TOO #if he gets arrested i blame this website #thats a joke hes stupid so itll be all his fault #dont rb btw #epitaphs: textpost

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👿 anger-management-official

#poll #small musician #music #polls #HAHA I FOUND THIS IN DRAFTS I THINK ARTHUR MEANT TO POST IT YESTERDAY #I EDITED SOME OF THE OPTIONS FOR HIM LMAOO

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🍜 kt003-415-deactivated-20150831

ill be deactivaing this acount soon, i dont get a phone were im going '). love u guys!! dont come lookig for me!!

🍑 upto30meters

KATYA IM COMING

#I DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD A TUMBLR???? SANYA WAS THIS UR DOING????? #WHAT WAS SHE DOING ON TUMBLR SHE COULDNT EVEN SPELL

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🐱 itzanya14

FORCING MY BOYFRIEND TO READ WARRIOR CATS WISH US LUCK

#talking tag #boyfriend tag #weve been really stressed out lately (family drama basically) so were gonna unwind with some wc uwu

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🚗 ilovemyjesusandfightingandmygf

@yanikastudy HOW DO I POST

📚 yanikastudy

you just did dear))

#not academia #❤️: vanya

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��� spasticlightsky

My girlfriend (<3) is making me read a very confusing book. I don't believe cats are this intelligent.

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🏞 srgkzrn

I fucking hate kids

#Never should have let this idiot get near my sister #Vent

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🔥 ifthiswasthemanagement

im gonna kill my brother

#DOES HE KNOW WHAT PROFESSIONALISM IS #whatever whatever its just a dumbass poll #but its pissing me off #why would he remove the see results button????? #NOT TO MENTION I WAS KEEPING IT IN DRAFTS FOR A REASON #goddd #delete later

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⚗️ zonefucker69

I'm ashamed at the board's lack of scientific taste(((

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🕶 cassettephones-deactivated-20110418

me and my brother are going to haunt the narrative so hard someday, rb if u agree

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[amia-679]

INTRO

First of all, before I get to the intro, I'd like to say that I am moon-mine679. I won't be using the term jirai anymore because I feel like I am a poser. I'd like to apologize for using the term incorrectly, and this account will simply be a vent/random account for me to use.

Name: Luna/Amia

Age: Minor. Will not disclose again

Pronouns: She/they

Sexuality: Pansexual and single

Asks are open <333

Triggering stuff will be posted still. I will tag them though, but be warned.

interests!!:

Project Sekai

Genshin Impact

Oshi no Ko

Lego Monkie Kid

Genshin Impact

Needy Streamer Overload

Honkai Impact 3rd

Alien Stage

Case Study of Vanitas

Madoka Magica

Will update this list as it grows

Kins!!

Mizuki Akiyama

Furina de Fontaine

Ame

Yua Takahashi

Ryunosuke Akutagawa

Vanitas

Dominique de Sade

More about me in general!!

I'm very not proper. Like that sentence? that'll probably be the last you see of it LMAOO

i use emoticons and emojis a lot, and text multiple times in a row (i hate sending big paragraphs of text unless im angry and want to prove a point- WHATEVER YOU GET IT)

im a big people pleaser and want everyone to like me. i get anxious very easily when people here talk about others cause I ALWAYS THINK ITS ME (someone pls get this habit out of my head) and i always try to help people when i can. For example: post about feeling down and ill probably spam like you, or send a message in your asks that ily and wishing you the best!

i love it when people associate characters with me!! please pleapslepalesplepalpeapleaaase associate me with characters!

Speaking of characters, when I get obsessed with them, I either love them, or become them, or both! Like for example, with Scaramouche, I kin and he's one of my pookies!! With Mizuki, I kin her so much I wanna become her and dress like her! (does that make sense..?)

I'm always down to talk about my obsessions!! shoot an ask or something, and im so down to talk <3333

idm anons!! just please disclose if youve been here before or not, or claim an emoji!! that would be fun :3

i stay up late a lot, and take naps during the day. literally like 2 hours after school im napping, so if i dont respond to anything then, IM SORRYYY </33

(copy and pasted from my last intro)

tags so I don't overcrowd public tags:

Luna rambles about Mizuki!: Rambling about Mizuki

Luna rambles: Rambling about anything else

Luna reblogs: Reblogs

Luna yearns: Wanting something

Luna vents: more smaller vent posts. these will mostly be tagged with trigger warnings though!!

Luna talks: answering asks!!

Luna and mooties: talking with mooties :3

[johnslittlespoon]

20 questions for writers

thank you @triggerlil for the tag!! <3 i'm so late omg but this was FUN, first tag game i've done that's more author than writing snippet/drabble related :-)

tagging @air-exec, @counting0nit, @don-humes-tiny-shorts, @eternallytired17, @hauntingcontradiction

@nicijones, @bucking-mustangs-with-wings, @swifty-fox, @mangokittokatsu, anyone else who wants to! i love reading tag games like these, it's nice to learn more about the ppl behind all the brainrot :')

questions & answers below the cut! x

how many works do you have on ao3?

12!

what's your total ao3 word count? 50,182 wtf i only made my ao3 in january lol

what fandoms do you write for?

i've written for lotssss over the past decade, but my current ao3 is just saltburn and masters of the air fics :-) for the sake of this tag i'm just gonna stick to my mota fics in my answers tho since yk. mota blog lol

top 5 fics by kudos?

i don't wanna be alone tonight – buckbucky breathe me in (exhale slow) – buckbucky you're a dog (i'm your man) – buckbucky you put your arms around me (and i'm home) – buckbucky four–by���four – buckbucky

do you respond to comments?

every single one <33 i take a long while sometimes because i get too lost in the actual writing or i get overwhelmed by the kindness lol but i always always respond eventually :')

what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

definitely i see you in the daytime (i hear you at night), my first fic for masters of the air actually that spawned as a way to vent my feelings after the dreaded third episode lmaoo </3 thought that would get those boys out of my system, and i couldn't be happier to have been more wrong <3

what is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

ruh roh this kinda made me realize all my fics have some sorta melancholy/bittersweet ending even when they're hopeful... yad(iym) is gonna fix me fr (i think). but i guess the fuse to my fire since curt lives and the three of them are curtbuckbuckying indefinitely <3

do you get hate on fics?

i have in past fandoms but not here thankfully bc i am sensitive LOL. i've had weirdo anons that bitch about john bottoming (and i don't think those people realize it makes me inclined to write even more sub and/or bottom john to be petty SJGDK) but i wouldn't consider that hate, just bad fandom etiquette ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

do you write smut?

YEAHHH BABY <3 that's like. 99% of my drabbles/brainrot posts here and it takes serious self control to not just constantly write pwp oneshots, it's too much fun!! finding the balance in my chaptered fic for how much nsfw is too much is such a journey too lol, i wanna cram a spicy scene into every chapter but the part of me that adores slowburn over any other trope reins the gay brain in </3

craziest crossover?

haven't written any as of yet, but i do have my leaving!bikeriders au that i'm hoping to turn into a chaptered fic this summer, and that's exactly what it sounds like– buckbucky, but yank parts of callum's character from the leaving series and parts of austin's character from the bikeriders to create a buckbucky modern au. :-)

have you ever had a fic stolen?

i'm sure back in the wattpad days of the early '10s lol but none that i specifically remember!

have you ever had a fic translated?

in past fandoms!

have you ever co-written a fic before?

perhaps @curtsbigspoon and i cooked up like. 15k words of buckbucky thigh fucking etc months ago that i just need to get around to cutting down/editing >:-)

all time favorite ship?

i mean for me it's always a ship from whatever media i'm fixating on, so right now any variations of curtbuckbucky and cattonquick are everything to me <3 but in terms of ships that'll always have my heart, i can't ever let go of drarry, pricefield, clexa/murphamy, sciles/sterek– any from media i consumed during formative teenage years lol. but i will say i have never created anywhere near as much content for any other fandom as i have for mota :')

what's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

for once i actually have none that i see myself abandoning! i would notoriously abandon wips in past fandoms and probably would still, but guess who finally got on adhd meds last month after years of waiting? this guyyyy. i can start projects... and enjoy them the whole way through... and not get frustrated and trash them... who am i

i mean tbf i have at least a dozen wips that i've gotten either a few paras or few thousand words into lol but then a new shiny idea grabs my attention, but i do think i'll end up finishing most if not all of them off eventually! once i've invested enough time/words into a wip, i feel way more motivated to finish it so i'm not 'wasting' my efforts.

what are your writing strengths?

i feel most confident when i'm writing dialogue over anything else. writing conversation–heavy scenes or just straight up porn is when i overthink the least lmaoo

what are your writing weaknesses?

oh god, definitely having to spell out what's going on in a character's mind. like, i know what they're thinking as i'm writing out scenes; i can feel their emotions and all. i just have such a hard time putting it into words in a way that doesn't feel too obvious/overstated, if that makes sense. i very much prefer to show rather than tell their emotions, but sometimes it's hard to get that right, and i agonize over solo scenes the most, when i can't show what a character is feeling by way of verbal conversation with another character.

thoughts on dialogue in another language?

no specific opinion! sometimes it's cool to read/write, mostly i don't really have an opinion one way or another :-)

first fandom you wrote in?

lmfaooo i'm pretty sure it was either for olddd youtube ships or frerard ngl. not sure which came first bc i wrote so much at once

favorite fic you've written?

you're a dog (i'm your man) has been such a labour of love for me because i care so much about doing it justice :') so maybe that one, but if unfinished fics don't count, i actually wrote breathe me in (exhale slow) in one rushed four–ish hour sitting and was kinda neutral on it until i got a completely unexpected burst of kind and beautifully worded responses, and then i felt a tiny bit proud <3

[prettyboykatsuki]

ya .. when u have one thing in ur rec tag from the entire month of may? thank u so much for supporting other creators

mm this is a fair critique since i would also like to read more but this sounds more like you're reaching than it does genuine criticism given your other asks were calling me disgusting for writing porn lmaoo

gen im not like pissed off at u since this seems to be semi-personal on ur end and i'd rather u chose my inbox to vent in than someone else who will take it personally.

i have no interest in explaining myself to u in either loool but i do not read for x reader that often and i mostly read shipfic (and i always comment on them). beyond that - i try to stick generally to rbing fics i know i can give my full time and attention too. if im not in a space to do that, i will wait and go back to when i can since i feel like i owe ppl more than a key smash in their tags on a personal level. i also just read a lot less now than i used to which i would love to do better in sincerely

but u are grasping for straws in a very unserious way so that reasoning is less for u and more for other ppl / friends. i bear no grudge towards u though i dont want you to feel like that i just think ur kind of silly lmaoooo. i hope u heal tho!! i wont answer anymore asks from u ill just block u next. hope venting helped u out a bit

[shbtcklyy]

/ ramble vent shit idk how to call this im just sad and confused lmaoo

i feel so scared to interact with people on this app because me and them have different perceptions of a word "kink" that for me is not always supposed to be sexual but is definitely more than a normal interest ; and i clearly can understand when someone is not "kink" and just enjoys tickling as an interest but then they use the terms, the tags, interact with clearly kink side of the community (that is NOT required to do something with sex) and i can not avoid those people, though i want to because i hate making people uncomfortable and or unsafe and i feel disgusting like i am doing something wrong

[hornet-best-bug]

New introduction post because it is needed

My name is Kafka (and Hornet i use both names online), i'm 19 years old. I am an autistic individual, and I do struggle with tone and understanding things, so please be patient with me!

I'm bisexual and genderfluid! My pronouns are Cephalon/Cephalons/cephalonself, i also use they/them and he/him! Uh, these do sometimes change and i'm very forgetful, so if you're unsure you can ask 🫶 i don't bite i promise

This blog is kind of a mixed bag. Really, i do what i like, and making separate blogs is a chore for me, plus... i'll end up forgetting they exist, lmaoo

But this blog is for (and not limited to)

Warframe artwork

Me and my partners ( @agrievousmistake ) warframe AU named Endurance of Hybrlythia. (All AU ramblings use the tag #Endurance of Hybrlythia)

Autistic ramblings (including vents)

Shit posting sometimes (rarely though)

Other artworks

Reblogs

DNI (do not interact)

Please don't interact if you are any form of LGBTQ+ phobic (Homophobic, transphobic etc)

Just general DNI criteria really

You're ableist. Get off my blog if you're ableist, please, i don't want you here 🫶

Radqueers DNI [new addition to the DNI due to the fact that i frankly think you can not be transabled, etc. You're either disabled or not, and wanting trauma isn't cool either. Sincerely, an autistic individual with unresolved truama thanks <3)

(DNI varies and changes)

Commissions:

I do commissions (they are open as of current)

Here

Interests:

Warframe- Special Interest (and Current main hyperfixation)

Baldurs gate 3- mild hyperfixation (slowly falling out of it)

(More will be added as time goes on. Probably. Lmao)

Disclaimers;

The warframe AU Endurance of Hybrlythia does not follow warframe cannon strictly and exists for fun purposes only. If you enjoy the AU, just know me and my partner feel honoured and very pleased that our silly rambles about our blorbos and the AU make you happy, etc 🫶

Warframe belongs to Digital Extremes, and all characters and rights go to them. Again, this AU is just for fun 🫶

[pumpkizz]

Intro Post Because Yes

So like,, hi-

I’m Cappu, I go by they/them and I’m sorta just a gremlin lol

I like a lot of fandoms so this is sorta of a multi fandom blog mixed in with self insert stuff 😌

I’m 18 too soo,, yeah- anyone is welcomed to my blog tbh as long as you ain’t a pro shipper, a pedo, and all the other things that could get you a punch in the face-

Idk what else to say but i moved accounts from @theydrewfirst to here sooo 👌 I also draw, write and like, RP too

Oh yeah and these are my tags ig:

#simping hours (just me simping for certain characters ig)

#cappusocs (pretty self explanatory but my oc drawings and such)

#stfucappu (me rambling/venting or anything)

#cappuart (,,just my art ig lol)

That’s mostly it ig,, see you later lmaoo

[empathetic]

Not my best friend being rude and disrespectful and manipulative towards me despite me constantly trying my best to be there for them even when I have to put up with this shit. 😎

[waffle-s]

day 2 of the 2468 diet and ive eaten 398cals for today! surprisingly not hard tho i made a very volume dense dinner and then drank lots of water so i feel very full ^_^ i do have a bit of a sweet tooth though, i did chew and spit a lot of this banana bread i baked (was heavenly but honestly i didn't consider how many carbs were into it so no way i'd eat it all yikes) i feel sad for wasting food and such delicious food but at least i tasted it and didn't immediately throw it out 😔👍🏻 i saved 2 pieces though but could only eat 10g bc that's what fit my 400cal limit for today </3

anyways i'd kill for some gum rn lmaoo imma just brush my teeth study and go to sleep and hope i've lost some weight by tomorrow

if not lost then at least maintained i will cry if i gain :/

idk how i could gain it might be water weight i'm always scared of eating savory food at night bc the salt might retain some water ?? don't know how this shit works i'm a law student not biology 😭 but fr i feel so full i don't like it even though i know my giant ass dinner was only 115 cal.. still feels like i've gained weight idk i really hope i haven't

[paneerlajwanti]

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[solarlesbo]

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[therestimetowaste]

Thought things were going well for a little bit, but now I can’t move out of my apartment, and I have to deal with my garbage roommate for a year. However I am planning on being a bastard and hounding him to pick up after himself