#LMAO he's like

[orangeshinigami]

Damn, that's crazy :3

@venenorita

He had certainly NOT been expecting that result, which led him to wonder: "Were you a hundred percent HONEST about these?"

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[dearratroi]

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[izukatsude]

WHY IS HE LOOKING AT IZUKU’S CRYING FACE LIKE THAT IM— 😭😭😭😭😭

Katsuki really said:

[yellowvixen]

week 32: transparent!

[orangeshinigami]

"Daddy, why mom sometimes look like the cookie monster. She ate all the cookies in the cookie jar." Little Kazui asked, pulling his father sleeve to capture his attention. "In school, they told me mom might be expecting a baby."

The little boy's words make him chuckle, gaze filled with so much WARMTH & LOVE as he looked down at his son, momentarily pulling himself away from the task of making breakfast and giving Kazui his full attention. "Did she? And she didn't share any with you? Aww, I'm sorry about that, I guess she just really loves cookies. But hey it's alright, I promise I'll get you some cookies soon and we can hide them from the cookie monster-- to make sure she won't eat them all again."

He was about to pour himself some orange juice when Kazui spoke up again, nearly making him spill it. "A b-baby?" He was certainly NOT ready for baby number 2 yet. "Who said that? I swear these friends of yours-- "

[duckysprouts]

hera’s son

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jax found Gangle’s figure collection in TADC,,

[ink-the-artist]

Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.

The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.

You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character

[teddybeartoji]

roomie!satoru does not know what personal space is btw . he's all splayed out on your bed while scrolling on tiktok while you're gaming, he's glued to your side whenever you go grocery shopping together (definitely hooks his arm around yours btw)(you two look like a couple like that)(he does it on purpose). aaand when you're watching a movie with him, he's either got his head on your lap, begging for you to play with his hair ooorr he's got an arm around your shoulders. he might even walk into the bathroom while you're showering just bc he needed smth from there and he literally does not even do it to be like a perv or anything, it just seems like a very normal thing to him lmao anyway this is just how he shows you that you mean a lot to him okay please let him do it he will be very sad if you shoo him away:(((((((

[watmalik]

Logan when the fanboys call him or Wade straight 🤨