#LMAO IM EXTRA I KNOW

[yourlittlettoy]

😇 Why don’t you come join me in bed? I have something sensitive just for you~

[galacticsabc]

Pokemon gijinkas but make it dnd.

[starry-bi-sky]

Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)

TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.

(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)

This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.

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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.

....

The kid is a surprise though.

Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.

There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.

The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.

The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.

He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.

A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.

At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.

Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.

Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"

The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."

Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.

"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."

He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.

The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.

"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.

The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.

Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.

The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.

Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."

[chitinleg]

got him off-balance!

[dunkinbublin]

Tails is such a goblin, am adore himb

hes a mischievous lil thing thats what he is

[hashileio]

fluffy hood would look good on him...

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit

[faunandfloraas]

you can make fun of felix for sounding dumb when he speaks, he does say some very funny and questionable, somewhat bizarre things at times, but there's a certain point where I am going to judge you for it a little bit <3

[hartxstarr-art]

keychains and stickers came in!!

[lotus-lamps]

im not late YOU'RE late (man whats with me and niko related celebration art and being late with it)

this did not turn out the way i wanted to but. oh well.

HOWEVER. I GOT A NEW APPLE PEN FOR CHRISTMAS. SO. INCREASED ART MOTIVATION AND ART CAPABILITIES LETS GOOOOOOOOO

also yes i AM obnoxious enough to put my watermark in the middle of the drawing. yes new watermark. old one was boring lol. plus i rarely go by cozm now

okay bye bye enjoy your break!

[sea-buns]

SURELY Ally is exaggerating for the bit when they say they talk to their dog like this. I mean this is the kinda behavior that moms nervously usher their kids away from in the supermarket

[creekfiend]

Omg so like 12 years (?) ago I had a friend who was 16 and having The Worst time at home, like just an absolutely atrocious time with a REALLY. REALLY badly abusive parent, and was very suicidal and talking about running away. And I was like, in my Harm Reduction brain, well how can I help this friend get out of their home life at least for a little while in the least dangerous way possible. So I was doing some googling and calling of like, runsway/youth centers near me and such and investigating the legality of "harboring a runaway" on a state by state basis (these were parents who VERY much would have pressed charges) and so on.

So I found out like, it's really dangerous for runaways and unfortunately it looks like without parental permission or legal emancipation I can't let you crash here etc. But winter break was coming up for them and so I was like, well, would you parents let you visit me and my dad for a week or two just to get you out of the house and give you a break. So we had their parents call and talk to my parents and determine that we were all above board and such, and the friend came to stay with us and it was really nice! And good. And they did go back and somehow made it thru and we are still friends and now they are in grad school and wow time flies. Anyway. FRIENDS

I just found out that this friends abusive mom STILL HATES ME for having had the opinion at the time that my friend needed a break from their home life

And I have ADDITIONALLY BEEN TOLD

That this friends mom said "the jews stole my daughter from me" bc this friend has, in the last decade, come out as trans and converted to judaism

And yall

I wish my dad was alive so I could tell him this and we could make ourselves some medals to wear about it.

[einsatzzz]

[OC] Ninomiya Kurumi - Character Profile

🎀The charming and outgoing fashionista who's obsessed with anything cute! Ninomiya Kurumi!🎀

You can go to this link from our Oniyanagi Wiki site for her full character page!

"You see, I’ve always been a huge fan of cute things!"

Kurumi is one of the two 10th generation bosses of the Oniyanagi yakuza family (alongside her twin, Kana). She is a very energetic and friendly teenager, as well as a skilled martial artist.

Age: 14 Birthday: October 18 Zodiac Sign: ♎︎Libra Height: 158cm Weight: 46kg Gender: ? County of origin: Japan MBTI: ESFP Favorite Fruit: Peach Favorite cake: Peach/Apple/Banana-flavored cakes, Strawberry shortcake, Cheesecake

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PERSONALITY: She has a bad case of cute aggression!

Kurumi has an energetic and outgoing nature that makes it easy for her to make friends and connections. A very prominent obsession that she has is with all things that are cute, broadly ranging from fashion to adorable trinkets. Yes, even cute people are included too.

Despite her carefree demeanor, Kurumi can be surprisingly mature and reflective, often acting as a mediator when there are serious conflicts in her Family and being observant of its overall condition. When someone outside the Family starts becoming too close, she seems to start distancing herself.

SPECIALTY: She has dangerous superhuman strength, please use caution when hugging!

Kurumi inherited an extraordinary muscle constitution that grants her immense strength, enough to effortlessly handle a greatsword that's almost her size. If she is not careful in controlling her strength, she might end up breaking some bones if she gets carried away while hugging a normal person. This inherent characteristic of hers plus her martial arts are a deadly combination.

DAILY LIFE: Despite certain difficulties, she wants to become someone who can live true to herself.

At her new school, there are always various troubles and problems brewing around (may or may not be partly caused by her or her besties), but she always tries her best to help out her friends with a smile! After everything is settled, a nice trip to the shopping district with Kyoko and Haru wipes any remaining exhaustion off. Maybe they could even visit a cafe right after!

RELATIONSHIPS: A new school comes with new friendships!

Reborn: A cute and strong baby! He can be scary sometimes, though.

Tsuna: A cute future mafia boss! My first friend in Namimori too! Don't worry, I'll help you with Kyoko-chan!

Kyoko: She's such a cute girl! I hope we can spend more time together.

Haru: Another cute girl! She even asked me to do a cosplay collaboration project together!

Lambo: Another cute baby! He's just like a little brother to me. I'll take care of you, Lambo-chan!

I-pin: Such a nice cute little baby! Even Yui is fond of her. I'll take care of you too, I-pin-chan!

Bianchi: She's cute, but more than that, she's very cool too! But...You got it wrong Nee-san, my cooking isn't supposed to be poison cooking ueee 🥲

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If you read up to this point, then thank you so much for taking the time to do so! For these character profiles, I'll try to follow the style of the Vongola 77 profiles so that I can have a format to follow and stop myself from going too overboard haha. All information above (and in the wiki right now) only captures her character around the beginning of Daily Life Arc.

Any questions about her or the story is very much appreciated! (Please, the amount of serotonin boost is insane when I get OC asks! Yuipachi-sensei will answer it for you too hehe - I'm IP with an ask rn too ^o^)

When I finish Kana's character sheet, thinking of doing a second batch of outfit sheets for the twins with their non-school uniform outfits. Maybe their "mission" outfit and one set of casual clothes for each of them.

For credits, all Oniyanagi OCs are by me and @amiahoshi! While for the intro audio, Kurumi is voiced by erushaVA and I also got the background music here from MusMus!

Note: I finally un-privated the Oniyanagi wiki. Whenever I'm inactive/on hiatus, this place is my hideout to recharge. Kind of like the "Do it for her" meme, except I'm staring at my OC's page and gallery. Anyway, you'll see me hanging around there when I'm not in socmed, unless IRL reaaalllly decides to suck A LOT lmaoo

[the-kipsabian]

hhhhiiii

just a quick thing i guess but like. if you've ever enjoyed any of my work, please do consider my tip jar mayhaps 💜

i post some arts, edits, gifs, and fics all for free and create for fun while im unemployed, havent been able to get a job for well over a year now and have very minimal income and mostly rely on government benefits due to all that. im also very mentally ill which makes things even more difficult, so money is tight but time and want to create is big (at times, admittedly not always) and, again, im doing it all for free so seeing a little financial nod or two if ive made something you have enjoyed in the past would make my day ;; but its absolutely optional, im just putting it out there that this ko-fi page exists if you wish to use it 💜

thank you 💜💜💜

[strange-doll-child]

*Drops a new guy and then runs away*

[chasedeys]

random sudden onset of ja’marr evan thoughts sorry but they’re sooo interesting to me both outrageously outstanding 2021 rookies who went above and beyond in their rookie year dragging their franchise to the super bowl oughghhuhh

two such vastly different aesthetics you would think ja’marr would smother him but evan very liberally strikes back ‘do not ever miss a field goal like that again. ever again.’ ‘well you dropped one today so i thought i could miss a couple’ with the most annoying ass brat cousin sniffles while ja’marr smiled in embarrassed disbelief the quiet ‘that’s a different comparison’ oh they annoy each other on the daily for real 😭❤️ then their comments!! howww do their conversations be goinggg. when evan came up to him after kicking an extra point for his insane kc game touchdown and just yapped at each other i adore themmmm

another vast difference is ja’marr being a gamer boy twitch streamer extraordinaire while evan just. doesn't know how to work a laptop. that time they made him tweet something and the admin had to painstakingly teach him how to type like 😭?? they set him up sooo badddd if it were me id be pissed they posted that ‘it's a good thing you kick footballs’ ‘correct’ 'that was tough' as he struggles to find the quotation marks in the keyboard protecttt himmm

how ja’marr’s fondness and affection kind of comes with conditions (this divaaaa /pure fondness and adoration) as in if you’re halfway past competent then you’re his guy and evan definitely goes above and beyond but i feel even if he hadn't he'd definitely endear himself to ja’marr with his wit and just plain refusal to cater to ja’marr’s shit