#LITERALLY SO TRUEEEEE TOO

[singsweetmelodies]

Well you HAVE to be delusional to be a lestappie, I mean you have to be delusional to even like max lol but yeah, to be a lestappie you have to be delusional bc they literally spend no time together willingly, max is just delusional and Charles is polite

so true anon 🙏

[kitnapz]

i dont think any other show has had an impact on me as huge as awae. that show consumed my entire life for months and months when i was 15 and nothing has changed its so so dear to me

[bl00dlight]

ur one of the few blogs who actually get Aemond is kind of an incel with a personality disorder. and lol when you said he was cluster b i snorted. i have bpd, and honestly..he is giving unhealed, nbpd (narcissistic borderline). even the way you write him makes me lmao cause it's trueeeee he so fragile and narcissistic like real shit. like in ep 3 in the brothel when he goes from looking vunerable to diabolical he straight up splitted. also the fact he cant control his emotions or impulses. and him attempting to KILL aegon because his brother laughed at him. like yes it is definitely a trauma response, but when you put it into perspective that his brother was like kinda doing what brother's do and roasting him? like ofc aegon is gonna be a dick about it. aemond suddenly hating the madame and then plotting to destroy aegon in that moment was like legit a split. I love how the writers of the show tried to not make him a full blown sociopath like he is in the books and yet accidentally ended up giving him another variation of cluster b antisocial behaviours. also Aegon is also giving unhealed borderline vibes too. tom even said he thinks Aegon feels things too deeply.... im sitting here relating to their traumas a little too much sometimes lol.

Thank you for verifying my armchair psychology. I'm very into character analysis and character psychology for some fucking reason and I COULD NOT AGREE MORE. Also yea, I mean, book Aemond is undeniably just a fucking dreadful creature. Incelly as fuck, total sociopath, doesn't give a fuck.

I'm glad the writers have actually taken the time to explore his character in a more nuanced way. Because no matter what, any character who behaves antisocially is likely going to be cluster b if they were real. So I'd much rather see how the dysfunction and trauma of family can create these issues within people. It's nice in a way seeing people empathic to Aemond, and I guess even Aegon (EVEN IF I FIND THEIR ACTIONS MORALLY REPUGNANT) because people tend to be really fucking hateful towards cluster b sufferers in our world. It's usually by virtue of the fact that, we don't see the trauma of what turns people into what society perceives as monsters. And often times, what lies beneath is actually a very, deeply broken human being.

I really appreciate the writers exploring the Greens in that dysfunctional dynamic. It's so much more interesting to me than the fucking small folk bullshit. Everyone knows war is bad and the people suffer. What's more interesting is seeing how the individuals who bring suffering upon other people are created. That is a far more socially impactful story to tell, because it literally shows us how the importance of showing people love/care/understanding - can be the difference between mass tragedy or peace. Imagine if Viserys had loved his kids equally and Alicent hadn't forced her trauma on to her children. There would be no war. It's that's simple.

[screampied]

so many smut fics end w like oo round 2 ?? haha suggestive everybody asking for pt 2 but like where is the aftercare !!

& i feel like i dont see enough like realistic aftercare which is like whatever its literally hot anime men i could do a whole thing abt specific jjk men aftercare ok what im saying is like really aftercare most the time breathing & like feeling sticky

whispering too but its not like oh u did so good love monologue its just like lazy kisses & whisperinf & not being able to talk & when u do its like i love u or just oh my god or fuck then having to go piss so u dont get a utility idk im being annoying im going to bed if i die before i wake pray the lord my soul to take 🫧

aw i feel you :’) aftercare’s rly the icing on the cake, i need to write aftercare headcanons one day for the men 💓💓💓.

trueeeee !! i feel like each individual character would be so sweet with aftercare. praising you, pampering you afterwards, cleaning you up, taking you for a nice warm bubble bath omg my heart aches. ur not being annoying 👹 aftercare is just as important and i agree <3 !

[kimmkitsuragi]

ok this goes under readmore

i be thinking damn i know transition periods are super stressful n scary, and i had a very fucking bad final semester in all ways, and im superfucking stressed about the [redacted], and i am supersuperfucking stressed about the [the future career things in general which i do nothing abt rn bc *gestures at the beginning of the post* and then i become even more mega stressed] like i get that MAYBE having a break IS kinda necessary lol but then also i feel like im running out of time and i get scared that i will be stuck in a loop of not doing anything ever and ever again and all that. and i feel like it's trueeeee i gotta do SOMETHINg at one point but im fucking exploding so icannot do anything in general

and anyway what i be thinking is this: i know all THAT ^. but also like i said I gotta get past all that and Move... BUT.... then i think i literally have been showing so very bad physical symptoms of anxiety due to all THAT ^. like. very bad i think I've been having panic attacks but im not sure and i dont wanna assume????? but i had that feeling for the first time in may when all that shit was happening like i thought i WAS gonna have a heart attack or something genuinely. and it's been fine in general after mid-june but then....... this last 1-2 weeks all of THAT^^ have been becoming too much in general for me i guess. and now i get that feeling very very often like i had it 2 times (???) today and last night i couldnt sleep lol.

and ANYWAY then i think to myself please get your shit together whatever the fuck has been happening to you have been happening but like. let's move on okay. you're being pathetic and loserlike and you just have to move on like what u gonna do be jobless for the rest of time and do nothing in general like? what IS your plan babygirl perhaps we should move on and i DO think im right about this

BUT...... then literally everyone i see in the last week has been getting worried abt me like. it just makes me realize more and more that this is not just another stressful week i have to move through bravely maybe. idk what im supposed to do but it's BAD i know that i realize that. i know ive been staring at the Nothingness a lot more and i know i havent been sleeping that much and it's not for working reasons anymore so i have no reason literally (and it's not for fun purposes either like watching movies or reading or playing or whatever) and i know I have shortness of breath and a Lot of shakes and a lot of trouble with trying not to vomit and just existing in general or doing anything. and it shows in things like hand eye coordination too i have been breaking things constantly and when it's useless stuff it's whatever but like i just straight up dropped a fucking LAPTOP to the ground and it wasnt even mine i feel literally so bad abt all this i feel like all these stuff must also be worrying and or annoying for other ppl (thankfully the laptop is generally fine but the usb of the wireless mouse was totally screwed thanks to me :/) oh and I've been crying a lot but it's nothing new i guess

anyway i wrote all that to say Something has been up with me certainly but like. i am still feeling paralyzed in general so not doing anything about anything but i SHOULD. i should move on from whatever the fuck is this weird mind phase i just need to get myshit together and be NORMAL and like do the things i must do without crying and screaming and throwing up and then having a panic attack on top of that lmao

(and the worst part is all of this is literallyjust normal life stuff in general like ijust cant cope with normal stuff i guess then what the fuck am I supposed to do then)

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

GOOOOOODDDD ISTG I HAD THE SAME EXACT THING IN MIND cuz like i love cats ok they r the sweetest most pure creatures on earth and they r my favs EVER but i also love dogs right but when it comes to MY men i love it when they r more of a cat person cuz i just feel like that says a lot about them and their personality????? IDK so in my head i feel like outside he’d be more of a dog person cuz he’d be like yah they r more loyal blah blah all those things that dog people say bUT!!!!! the moment he is in contact with cats i feel like he would M E L T inside like he’d automatically have a huge soft spot for cats and i can’t help but imagine him as such an amazing cat dad 🥹🥹🥹🥹 also this is way too specific but i feel like he’d have a black cat with green eyes and maybe a missing ear ???? (don’t ask about the missing ear ok it’s just that i have this VIVID image of him sitting on his couch watching tv with his sweats on and that tiny black cat laying on his lap ✋🏻😔) and his cat would be so chill and cautious but once he’s comfortable he’s super clingy and lovey (JUST LIKE TAN!!!!!!!)

also SOOOO TRUEEEEE his cat would def be either from lem or even his girl??? idk but maybe lem would have an orange cat (he gives me orange cat vibes) and his girl she def would either have a ragdoll (i’m def projecting sm rn but we r gonna ignore that 👁️) or some sort of super fluffy cat

love u bestie and hope u get cat cuddles cuz u deserve them <33333

- 🍪

ARE YOU SHITTING ME??? LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU SAID I WAS THINKING TOO. you literally said everything else I was thinking that I didn’t write!!!!??? WE ARE SHARING A BRAINWAVE MY FRIEND

and exactly!!!? says SOSOmuch about their personality and how they treat you and others!!! he would melt and so would I if he had a cat

DUDE AGAIN WTF!!! when I said I can’t decide what cat, it was a toss up between a black cat and a ragdoll!!!??? to melt us both even more, imagine if it was an adopted black cat and no one wanted it bc it’s been in fights (hence missing/ cut ear) and he just snatches it right up. ive always wanted a black cat with green eyes and I can call her jade or ruby

OMG IM ARFFGHHV🫠 dying thinking about his cat napping on his lap. it would have a soft spot tan, and tan would have a soft spot for it. so in love with the idea of the cat being an animal version of him

AAAAAHHHH YES I WAS THINKING GINGER CAT FOR LEM TOO!!!! this is actually crazy, bc the more I read the crazier it gets, bc guess what……. have a ragdoll too🤭

it’s like you’re inside my brain, it’s actually mad

love u angel!! unfortunately I don’t get cuddles until morning bc he’s sleeping in his basket rn, but I hope the same for you lovie💓💓 hope you’re well <33333

[catcze]

I SAW U RESPONDED TO MY WRIO RAMBLE AND ILL BE HONEST. I DIDNT EVEN REMEMBER I SENT IT UNTL I SAW THAT I SIGNED IT AT THE END 😭 I read the whole thing like omg whoever wrote this ask literally caters to my exact taste and then. I realized it was literally me I wrote the ask I just forgot. omg. BUT ANYWAY FKSKFKKS HES SO SO SWEET I LOVE DOMESTICITY ITS SO LOVELY!!!

also on another unrelated note. I got a double 5 star today on Argenti’s banner <3 I thought I lost to Bronya for my 50/50 but the beautiful man was in the same 10 pull im so so happy <3333

Royal Anon

THE WAY I TOOK A WHILE TO ANSWER THIS TOO IMA SKDJAJKHSDNJKASKJ 😭

But congrats so so so muvh on the bronya-argenti omg ?!?!??! That’s literally such a lucky pull AAAAA I hope you’ve enjoyed playing with him so far, Royal !!

AND WAITTTT 😭 I literally snorted irl when i saw you didn’t recognize your own ask HAHAH I take most of the fault for that tho— I’ve been horriddd with keeping up with my inbox recently HAHAH But !! SO TRUEEEEE domesticity is actually the bestest ever <3 Domestic Wrio’s just living in my mind like 24/7 atp 😭

[spatio-rift]

I'm so glad someone also found the saiki k fandoms fixation on his dad being shitty so wild thank you thank you thank you I can live knowing I'm not the only one who found that weird as hell

IT REALLY IS WEIRD AS HELL and its not even trueeeee the saiki household is characterized by love literally their whole gag is that they love each other to a crazy degree 😭 i dont remember ever seeing that idea floating around in 2019 when i was active in the fandom?? to whichever post-2020 fan who spread this: do u even realize how much damage youve doneeee

also i feel like people are overlooking both the tone of the manga (its a gag manga, when the characters do something a little shitty for a laugh youre not supposed to think too deeply about it!) and also that a lot of that impression is bc kusuo can literally read thoughts which u cant really control? <- i remember teruhashi also getting a lot of shit for that kind of thing despite working hard to be absolutely perfect to any other normal person

but anywayz... i get the appeal of making angst or whatever but i really think it shouldnt even be a discourse point when this happened

kusuo loves his dad even if hes not perfect (which he acknowledges and has no particular issue with) n its weird to take the jokes so seriously thats alllll. especially to claim abuse when its straight up not there

[mla0]

I’ll say that shipping Patrick is like. The only ship I can ever see with him is with my friends OC. Because we have been shipping them for literal years and their chemistry goes crazy. So blorbo from my friend X Patrick is my number one Andersen ship

TRUEEEEE I ship him with an OC too it's so fun

[doesntseeyourbeauty]

Elizabeth, hiiii! Oh, don't worry about it!!! 🤍

I work on the weekends as well and it's usually chaotic especially Sunday, but this one wasn't so bad. 😊 how was ur weekend?

I agree! I'm a big hater of violence in any shape or form. It just doesn't do anything good for anyone. I wish people could see that and find better ways of communicating their contrary ideas and try to find common ground. It's probably too much to ask, because most people just see the world as they want it to be. And want to force us to experience it in that way as well. That's so trueeeee! I'm always having to have that conversation with people around me! You should be proud! You're achievement beautiful things!!!

Yes, it was so cool!!! I'm very excited to see the final doc!!!! She's also a very sweet and creative person and her aesthetic is just so witchy and cool which also matches her name. Hehehe That is such a relevant point! God, looking at things now, I can't believe I got sucked into it as well. I am well aware I was a big part of the fast fashion problem. I've been trying to change my ways so much and I'm very happy with my new choices. It is!!!!!

It is, isn't it??? I'm so glad I got so attached to her music when I was 15. Because since then, like you said, her albums have always come at the perfect time to help get through life. 🤍🤍🤍 it's so magical!!! Hehehe well, I think that difference in ages is also so important, because she's like ur big sister. I'm so excited about eras, omg!!!

That's such a cute name! Oh wow, same, I love urs too so freaking much!! Cats are so loveable! I have two more cats, they were all strays I stole from the streets. What other anime do u like? I only started watching like 2 years ago, so I haven't watched many things.

Also, what other artists do you like besides Taylor?

THANK youuuuu 🤍🤍🤍 have a super wonderful week!!! 👻

(Idk if that tag is for me, but of course ask me anything.)

hiiiiiii!!!! <3333

My weekend was good! I did some shopping and got more beads to make friendship bracelets for the eras tour movie this weekend (not that I don't already have like 40 but gotta have moreeeeeeee). I hope that despite working, your weekend was amazing!!!

I am too! It's just so unnecessary and it impacts so many people in such negative ways (I'm also very anti-war especially growing up in the U.S. after 9/11 and seeing the war crimes we committed against the innocent people of the Middle East). Learning to listen to others and compromise is so important and how we can effectively make change! I've learned over the years that some people will always be resistant to change, but most people are willing to look at others perspectives, it just depends on the person! I think it's so important to have these conversations because if we don't talk about it, nothing will ever come from it! I'm really hoping to make changes here, I've not always loved the town I live in, but it's slowly changing and I'm so glad to see the changes happen.

That's amazing!!!! I love anything witchy so that's right up my alley! I'm so excited that you were asked to showcase some of your stuff, even if they weren't able to use them, it shows how talented you are! Oh I agree, I was part of the issue with fast fashion too! It's difficult living in a rural area because it's just so hard to find good work clothes so I have to Amazon a lot of it, which I hate doing but it's a necessary evil. We can learn from our past mistakes and try to be better and that's what matters!!

I LOVE THAT OMG, I feel like if I got into Taylor at 15, I would've literally made Fearless into my entire personality like.... too relatable for me at that time, especially because that was when I moved to Oregon with my family! Taylor's music is just perfection and the fact that over the years, it's still the same but all the differing elements within the music allows for it to age sooooo beautifully. And with the rerecordings, it's allowing her older albums to really shine again and I love seeing new fans get to have those moments and older fans getting to relive the albums, it really allows for them to be timeless! That's actually how I think of Taylor is like a big sister! I'm the only girl out of my siblings so having Taylor there for the majority of my life has been such a great influence, I'm so incredibly grateful to have Taylor with me through all walks of life.

Omgggggggg, I'm here for stealing strays off the streets! My mom has two former stray cats that are now her babies and I love them both so much. I've had Winnie since she was a kitten (she was a birthday gift!) and she's my greatest joy (but don't tell my dog lol).

I love anime such as anything from Studio Ghibli, Fairy Tail, Castlevania, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, and anything like that! Crunchyroll is a great place for anything like that. I also love reading WebToons, they're great!!

I love the 1975 (I know controversial but I've listened to their music since 2012 and it's become a big part of my life and it's hard to step away from it when it's been so important for so long), Olivia Rodrigo, The Japanese House, Beabadoobee, Phoebe Bridgers, Boygenius, Walk the Moon, Fall Out Boy, and artists like that!

Of course, I hope you have a great rest of your week, love! <333333333 (the can i ask you a question is actually what my ask is called!)

[deadrlngers]

i was tagged by @indorilnerevarine and @denerims to take this quiz and by @florbelles @risingsh0t​ @arklay​ to do this quiz too for some of my ocs so i practically decided to put both together into a single post. thank you so much to everyone!! <3

tagging: feeling a little self conscious of tagging people so whoever wants to do any of these two or both just go ahead and say i tagged you!!

— OCS AS GREEK GODS

HECATE

double, double toil and trouble. yeah you don't really get much facetime in the myths but you're literally the god of magic and dogs so stay winning. mysterious goth energy, does she really do complete dark rituals or is that just her vibe. no one knows and you're not telling

HERMES

you literally were born and then invented mischeif. like you were a newborn and you immidiately inbented theivery and then lying. go you. you are the living embodiment of chaotic neutral. Yes people are so annoyed by you sometimes, but you are so unbelievably charming that you get away with everything. who doesn't love a charming rogue

ARTEMIS

i mean this in the kindest way possible, you give off huge autistic lesbian vibes. oh you're living in the isolated wilderness? hmm. only with women? yes uh huh. if we're following myths as metaphors you have literal trans egg cracking energy so doubly good for you.

                          ─────────────────────────

— OCS CORE

SILENT ADMISSIONIN

tarot, the fool is numbered 0 �� the number of unlimited potential. as the protagonist, he is ever present and therefore needs no number as well as no introduction. the world revolves around you in ways that i can't begin to describe, though you'd shrug it off if i were to begin to explain. i need you to know that time is running out. if you want to get this done, you need to start now. sloth is your greatest enemy in this world, and you can only run so far from the opposition when you start with such a disadvantage. keep your head high, yeah? the kid you were is still in there somewhere. you need to show him that it was worth it.

CAUTERIZING RAGE

the house has burned around you, and you’re the only one left standing. is it gratifying to be the survivor? fear and anger are weapons in your capable hands, used only to serve your agenda of fighting back when deemed necessary. you're a powerful person, built from the ashes of your despair and your family's mistakes. with time, you'll bloom into someone softer, like the full blossoms that grow each spring and wither away with the leaves in fall. they won't disappear if you take your eyes off of them. you're enough.

ANIMAL INTUITION

loyalty is the saint you pray to. if you ever were stabbed in the back by your beloved, you'd probably apologize. to your enemies, you're fierce. to your allies, even fiercer. you cultivate a thick inner circle built on promises and devotion, fit only for the best of the best. it's impossible for most to even begin to dissect the type of person you are, owing to your unbreakable emotional walls and confusing philosophies. dream careers? body guard, movie star, unwitting pawn. don't let people get the best of that loyalty.

FRACTURED GLASS

no amount of orchestrated class is ever going to hide the fact that you’re doomed to be alone. you’re a puppet, you’re a weapon, but most importantly? you’re a fraud. your facade isn’t malicious, but that doesn’t change a thing. everything in your life is in your control now, and you chose to let yourself become stiff and distant. you’re guilty of everything you blame yourself for, and your misfortune is the fault of nobody but yourself. your selfish nature forges you into a man-made monster, so quick to blame and so desperate to escape consequence. i hope that you can become someone you’re proud of soon.

[sopejinsunflower]

HOO is insane, but in a good way.

Ngl tho after seeing the tattoo and hearing the voice from the speaker, I would have offed myself in reality.

1. I can’t be calling people ‘master’ or living like an animal (my ancestors would get to me first 👩🏽‍🦱)

2. I luv BTS but they still men and there’s only 1 me (unless they get down like that 🏳️‍🌈) 😭

Thank lord for fiction cuz this sounds like a nightmare. And I don’t mind traumatizing the boys for my “freedom” 😜

This definitely going in the fic rec tho for mindless self-indulgence.

Look forward to more of your unhinged mind😭

HAHA thank you for this and thank you for enjoying the series! 💜

1. I completely get you but tbh, when i was writing it, i didnt wanna expose who he is just yet but wanted to display his narcissism thus master seemed fitting haha

2. I literally LOL at this cuz this is so trueeeee 🤣 but there was some insinuation of 🏳️‍🌈 (taehyung and jimin and jin and hoseok) but i was too focused on the main plot to explore more on the relationships. However, i do plan on a second installation to this series in the future so maybe then i’ll focus more on the poly 🙆🏻‍♀️

It IS actually more a thriller than a romance fic because i love taking my readers through twists and turns 🤪 thank you for enjoying House of the Omegaverse and I hope you enjoy the rest of my (unhinged) work too 💜

I hope you have a great week, Anon!

[harryfeatgaga]

he said fuck men except me ofc <3 and i couldnt agree more so true

SOOOO FUCKING TRUEEEEE

Anonymous asked: Late night talking might be one of my new all time faves….it’s so sexy

NO LITERALLY ALREADY ONE OF MY FAVESSSS

Anonymous asked: harry tonight: 🪩🕺

PLEKAMJNSDFV

Anonymous asked: OMG I NEED TO GO TO BED

ME TOOOIKGJB

Anonymous asked: Xander in the audience listening to boyfriends like 🤨🧍🏽🤔🏳️‍🌈❓is this fucking play about us?

JFHUV8JUFOKRLEMNJRHUFIJK

Anonymous asked: The mating animals ????? 😂😂😂 hebbxdhjaja

HES SO INSANEEEEE

Anonymous asked: HIS MIC PACK HAD LIL SPARKLES TOO IM GOING TO SOB😭😭😭😭

IM GONNA BE SICK

Anonymous asked: sott will be always be that bitch🥹

FOREVER AND ALWAYSSSSSSS

Anonymous asked: god i hope harry got the best head tonight he deserves it JDBDJDJCBCC

HE DOESSSSS

Anonymous asked: God works fast, but Etsy harries work faster

FUICKFJNBHV

Anonymous asked: NO BUT MITCH'S LITTLE JUMPY JUMPS WERE SO CUTEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭

I KNJKWOEMNDRJF

Anonymous asked: the parallel of the lyrics about “following” in as it was and late night talking 🥹🥹🥹 hes so in love

SHAKING CRYING THROWING UPPPPPP

Anonymous asked: I was right my clit is exhausted

FUIKMJNRDFHUGIJVK

Anonymous asked: Boyfriend has another line about feeling alone 🥺 who hurt my baby?? I will KILL then

MOOOOD

Anonymous asked: my laptop is fucking PANTING from recording my reaction to harrychella 😭

FUIDKLMNFJBHUJIVK

Anonymous asked: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IM SPEECHLESS

MEEEEEEE

Anonymous asked: NOT HEARING THE “MEDICINE?” BITCHES ON THE LIVE

I HATE THEMMMM LET IT GOOOOO

Anonymous asked: Actually ground breaking that he’s no ending on kiwi wtfluculdlydlyslys

KEDJNFBHGYHUJIRKOFL I KNOW

Anonymous asked: L*tries are shaking after late night talking

GOOD

Anonymous asked: I’m….alive….but I’m barely breathing…send help

I CANT BREAHTTREDFG

Anonymous asked: And we get to this all again next weekend!!!!!

LIKE.....I NEED TO GO NEXT WEEK

Anonymous asked: Ngl those red jumpsuits are giving me US vibes 😅

KEMNJRFBHUJVN I KNOW

Anonymous asked: LATE NIGHT TALKING OMGGG I LOVEEE

ME TOOOOO

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Everyone's freaking out since Sam has been trapped with the Egg. They're worrying about how Tommy can't catch a break and lost another "parental figure" in his life and it's just- BRUH. That doesn't matter. What does is that if Sam converts to the Eggpire that means a real shit storm could be on the horizon. Sam is the only one with access to the Vault and him converting to the Eggpire would give Bad the greatest bargaining chip on the SMP. Dream could be let out to run amuck or even given a deal to shoot down any egg haters to murder for his freedom. Sam is worth more than to be Tommy's Dad of the week. Sam is a legitimate man with power right now.

Trueeeee

As much as it’d be nice for Tommy and Sam to have a good relationship, like...that’s not what I’m worried about the most here! 

The most powerful person on the server and one of the few highly immune people is now trapped with a mind control Egg in direct contact with it, unprotected against its full power.

And if he gets controlled, then the Badlands will be fully under the Crimson’s influence. The most powerful faction on the server. 

The guy who was scheming with Quackity to take control of the entire server through debt and gambling addiction earlier could now potentially be connected to an entity with mind-affecting connections spread throughout the entire server. 

He literally said he cares about Tommy’s mental state deteriorating because he gets a share of the hotel profits and wouldn’t want Tommy’s decline affecting that.

He cares about profit. He cares about profit because that’s what would give him the most power and influence if he can get the economy working in his favor.

The Crimson could work with Sam’s darker influences and accentuate them to destructive levels.

Does he genuinely care about Tommy? Probably. I hope so. But his motives aren’t 100% innocent either.

He built a giant very evil-looking prison purely because Dream paid him.

“Sam is worth more than to be Tommy’s Dad of the week” indeed.

Sam’s got the potential to be one of the greatest dangers to the server ever.

Remember what Dream said to Punz? They’ve got the capability with the Vault to lock up literally anyone who opposes them. They’ve got the capacity.

With the Badlands Prison Guards and the Warden now under its control, the Crimson has now gained complete ownership over the prison, and only a person like Technoblade with genuine PvP and resource power could stand a chance at resisting them if the most powerful faction on the server decided to band together under supernatural influence and throw someone into those extra cells.

Sam was the one shred of resistance in the Badlands left.

If his immunity doesn’t protect him, things aren’t looking too good for the rest of the server.

[spinninghunkofspacerock]

red :), SUNSHINE, Lime, aquaaa, goo, rose, bark, purple

facts (literally got water cause of this skdjdjj)

aww thats so sweet, I wish

sidkiskks too accurate oop

the biggest diamond for you babes <33

trueeeee

LMAO I FEEL CALLED OUT

as the clumsiest mf on this earth, yes

thats what you love about me though (babysitting me when tipsy basically counts right?)

[calcifermovesthecastle]

can i request hcs of bruno reassuring his insecure s/o that her flat chest is beautiful (im pretty flat and i struggle with this a lot i hate it so much) 💙💙thanks!!

I will do my best because I do not have this problem

But I do find chests of all shapes and sizes attractive

-Bruno will not stfu about how he doesn’t love you for your looks, but I digress. And if he’s being honest, He finds you absolutely stunning. 

-Do not tell this man you are insecure about something if you want a break. I’m talking he will not stop complimenting you at all until you start to believe that what he’s telling you is true

-IT ISSSSSS TRUEEEEE

-”Bambina, you don’t need to have a big chest to be considered attractive. Besides, I have better access to your heart this way.” He grins and traces up your sternum to your collarbone with his fingers, cupping the back of your neck in his hand to bring you into a kiss. 

-Is there some padding there? Some boobage? It’s a pillow. Is there not really enough? Oh well, It’s still a pillow. 

-Honestly though he loves being able to just lay his head on your chest and hear your heartbeat with ease, more than anything. Please let this man do this with you. 

-Rip to your self consciousness issues. Bruno will do a flawless job at making you feel loved and beautiful and enough. 

-He knows when you start to feel down about it, too, and he’s having none of it. He immediately drops what he’s doing and pulls you in his arms, leaning down to nip at your ear. 

-”Don’t you dare, Bella. Don’t even think about it. I will tell you every time, your looks don’t matter to me, but I still really, really appreciate the way you look. You are flawless in my eyes.” He squeezes your waist playfully. “Must I prove it to you again?” 

-I’m just saying don’t threaten Bruno with a good time because he follows through and you had better be ready to meet the task if you catch my drift. 

-He literally showers you in so much love and adoration and praise and body worship that you don’t know what to do with yourself. Ngl you’ll be glowing around him with all of the confidence he puts into you. 

-It never bothers him, he loves you for you, and he thinks you’re perfect.