#LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

[lady-gravity-129]

OH MY GOD SET PICS UNDER THE CUT SPOILERS BEWARE

[cthulhuswaifu]

Anyway spiderverse 2: doomed by the narrative is really good

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[devonsawas]

SCREAM | 1996 ↳ Directed by Wes Craven

[wistfulwatcher]

EMILY & HOTCH DANCING in 7.24 RUN

[lemonywings]

i need someone to free me i cant live like this

[corrodedparadox]

any updates on the bumper stickers? i'm desperate for the rainbow trout one 😅

All my shop updates are currently on pause due to the tariffs unfortunately!! I was hoping to have them by now, but I literally can’t order or ship in any merch atm without it costing my entire inheritance

[rafayelsgf]

[spoilers] just listened to rafayel's secret times: treasure (finally reached affinity level 70 yay) and fucking hell i Bawled so bad (i didn't expect this to be so fluffy MAAN)

basically, a self-indulgent list of what rafayel did during your period to lesson your cramps and make you feel better:

made you warm milk

planned to call an ambulance bc you don't look well even if you don't have a fever

doesn't have any experience with this yet still tries everything he can do

was supposed to be on a date & had a dinner reservation but canceled it and he's trying to cheer you up: "we'll have other chances to see the night sky..."

offers his shoulder for you to lean on

felt how cold your hands were, so he gave you a blanket

"if you want or need anything, just call me. today, i'll be your bodyguard." (i would be fucking lying if i didn't say i sobbed so hard here.)

offered himself as your sofa because he saw your uncomfortable you feel lying down: "yeah, lean on me."

gives you a massage to take your pain away ):

constantly asks you and checks up on you during the massage bc he doesn't want to hurt you ):

still tries his best massaging you despite not being his expertise: "these hands excel at many things, but not this."

can also be your personal punching bag: but if you wanna hit me, you can do it. gently."

offered himself (again) to be (gently) punched bc he saw on the internet that exercise will make you feel better ): and as per rafayel, hitting him counts as exercise ):

loves to crack up jokes just to see you smile )))):

you must be wrapped up in a blanket (he checks up on you again)

wants you to lean on him if you're more comfortable in that position: "as long as you're not frowning, i won't feel tired."

literally fucking hums a song for you PLEASE ))))):

reminisce with you and show you the night sky (pictures he took) since you are unable to go out rn ):

shows you the pictures he took and the story behind it in his softest voice ):

lets you enjoy the photos while you guys just sit and talk to help you sleep ):

wants you to get better soon bc it's hard for him to see you unwell ):

says that he's bad at taking care of others but assures you that he'll be a good sofa and stay with you the whole night ))))):

also will personally cook something for you in the morning ):

"good night. i won't leave you."

this is honestly my favorite secret times audio now. oh god, rafayel, my standards just went so high. the fucking man you are ): i love him so much.

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 268

Fright Knight sighs, running a clawed hand through his hair in an attempt to stop the flames from flickering into being. It had been far too long since he had taken a human-ish form. His human-ish form. Ugh. He didn’t exactly care for his human form after so long as a ghost, but needs must he supposed. 

Especially with the whole, we’re going to punch a backdoor into the literal daycare part of the Infinite Realms and be surprised when literal toddlers go exploring. 

Well, at least it got him off of guard duty for a bit, which was relieving. Not that he didn’t love the darkness, but it got boring in the shadow of his sword for literal centuries with nothing else happening. He was a warrior for Realm’s sake! Borderline an Ancient in both power and age! He wasn’t meant to stay so still for so long. 

So while ghostling wrangling wasn’t exactly in his area of expertise, he could definitely gather them back up to the Realms. And deal with the curs who had decided to attack literal babies. 

The Daycare area was already understaffed due to just how large it was, and the one in charge of this section had practically sobbed to the Council (In another world they would have been put on hold for a century in line for their concerns, and then more once a Sarcophagus was opened, but they had told the other ghosts in distress, causing others to let them go up in said line) how they were almost certain they had felt at least one core form Outside the realms thanks to the breach. 

Which had understandably put everyone at an uproar. 

So here he was slipping between shadows to do reconnaissance and take stock of if any Ghostlings had left the city. And gently scruffing those he comes across in exasperation because what are you doing, ghostling? Look at the mess, what would your caretaker say? 

[impmansloot]

bro free kingdom come: deliverance from gamer bros who think that the story in the second game is empty because henry didn't achieve some hero-type greatness. like we here on this website argue who's the most media illiterate when you have these fellas viewing a story about war, loss, revenge, guilt, and ultimately love as something that should instead be a power fantasy which congratulates your character for defeating the big bad and if it doesn't then it must mean that the story sucks actually cause you didn't really achieve anything i guess

[girl-drink-drunk]

i found the 10th kingdom on vhs at a goodwill and now i have all versions!

[sforzesco]

I love how much Lucullus can't stand Pompey, and also this

Pompey the Great: A Political Biography, Robin Seager

with something from this thrown in for extra flavor

Crassus and Pompey, on the other hand, ridiculed Lucullus for giving himself up to pleasure and extravagance, as if a luxurious life were not even more unsuitable to men of his years than political and military activities.

Plutarch, Lucullus

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

[luna-loveboop]

Ok so Wild and Wars are going together in the dungeon right? And that's great for them (maybe), but I ALSO want to talk about how Time and Four are going together!!

Because of THIS

(from doodles pt.3-link (heh))

Most of us have seen this before I think- and I've seen people saying they want confirmation on if it's Time saying 'you never cease to impress me little one' or not. The older doodles are still said to be canon- so I ALSO would like confirmation on it.

Also there's this ask from a bit ago!

The ask mentioned Time knowing about the four sword- and Jojo didn't correct them or say otherwise, and said most have confided in him. So I think it's reasonable to assume Time knows Four's secret from the doodle. And I want to see it in the story!!! and they're going together in the dungeon! (with Wind too of course!!)

also small brag that I guessed and said months ago that I wanted Time and Four to go together. They have Wind too, and I am VERY excited bc I wanted to see them together and now they ARE fhxvfgxgdgd

Obviously we don't know what Jojo's planning, and I have no idea if this will come up or not. But it'd be really cool wouldn't it?

Art by Jojo @linkeduniverse au

:)

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Bald Dagur??

AHHHHHHH- explodes

[baeshijima]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’