#LIKE. CMON MAN. IM GOING INSANE HERE

[rottenthingsonline]

etsy needs to let me make subcatagories within collections im going fucking insane here

[stuffedsand]

innocent voting kazui every day is not enough i need a gun

[deathofacupid]

hi! i just wanted to say i really love your writing! it never fails to make me laugh (or cry) do you have any author/fic recs?

grrr thank u bb !! im glad i could make u laugh (or cry) !! im going to take this opportunity to rec the shit outta my moots !! these aren't in any particular order check them all out (make sure to read rules n such) (u also sent a follow up that it was for jjk so here u go) 💕

@salsakiyoomi; i instantly eat up what ever she posts when she posts it !! i've been meaning to read her drummer!sukuna series !! the way she writes for sukuna is just grrr... my favorites is this one for sure !! (love u soulmate)

@indiewritesxoxo; is what GOT me into jjk... very moving pieces !! snapshots has my heart and soul i believe, but i need to catch up !! i love the way she characterizes, just yum. her fics always have the perfect amount of everything !!

@cuntyji / @kashverse; im trying to think of my favorite work but EVERYTHING leaves me foaming at the mouth... kashs smut is so perfect in every way, im always giggling at the funny part. her crack? impeccable. her work never ever fails to make me smileee

@loveyislost; all her smaus are on point !! literally like crazy. work wife had me GAGGED and so did just a pretty face which i haven't finished yet !! (can u tell the tbr list is long) but check her out !!

@gojosoups; what do i even say here. i should start off by saying i STILL am thinking ab burglar!toji and that sneak peak of hey mister police man i am SO excited for words wont aid me here. and this ?? gojo royalty au ?? i was on my knees i fear.

@naomigojo / @naomi-main; two words... forbidden fruit. two more words... zombie husband. i genuinely want to kiss ur brain so bad bc WHERE do u come up with these ?? the way she writes gojo just just just bro

@unabletonotlovesatoru; i drool every time u post okay. u warm my heart. everything is a freaking hit. i cant pick a favorite theyre all perfect im barking. the fluff is just its fluffing SO good. this ?? dropped my assignments to read. made me want to write fluff so i did that instead and i have NO regrets it was so cute im gonna bite u

@yanderenightmare; dont mind me stalking your masterlist and eating everything up pretend like im not there turn the other cheek or blind eye ykykyk but seriously. i always get shivers. this yuta smut ?? made me realize i was missing something my entire life i think about it so often dpwm

@stxrysnow; bro. cmon. has beautiful pieces and is far too underrated i fear. fought not to gatekeep this cutie. bc. what. her pieces are so poetic and i just love the writing so much. the imagery has me sobbing always. this satosugu work made me fall in love w u

@mia-can-yap-too; i know u just started writing but this megumi work does wonders for the soul. its so cute (thank u mia i say to the shrine)

other writers that deserve all the love they can get ever !!

@nanamiskentos; i think ab this very often ?? smut was insanely jaw-dropping and the entire time gojo was just so gojo and i loved it.

@reignpage; nawt ashamed to say i check the page multiple times a day and giggle when i see updates. this queen both can write smaus and fics and both EAT. not over wolf!toji btw tho that was so heartwrenching and lovely. the smut was top tier and so was the angst. that was the best 20k journey i have been on. first time i read a fic that long in one sitting like ?? v v good

@fushitoru; spiderman!gojo ilysm... lit my fav two fandoms squished together. i cried and laughed and the entire plot was just so amazing kissing ur brain.

@baepsays; this drabble is honestly just so everything like i think ab this too often for my own good...

i just KNOW that there are so many more amazing authors out there, and theres no way i could ever list them all. these are just my recs, and i hope u love them as much as i do !! <33

[xzinbdg]

enhypen as songs from my playlist!

✮⋆˙ heeseung

woo -rihanna

"send for meeee" this whole song is the heeseung everyone thinks he is if you get what I mean 😭😭😭😭

mind games - sickick

okay so if u listen to this song close your eyes and imagine heeseung....doesn't sickick sound like heeseung here???? or am I just crazy....

all mine - plaza

it's the heeseung vibes like i can't really explain it but this song screams hee 🥹 "and I hit it like it's all mine" if he's not your bias he's your wrecker let's be real

✮⋆˙ jay

end of beginning - djo

this song is very much overplayed but this doesn't mean i hate it and i feel like jay would listen to it and relate??? to it somehow 🥹

bad habit - steve lacy

this just screams jay in my opinion!!!! it might be the guitar tbh

perfect man - shinhwa

HE IS!!!!!!!! THE MOST PERFECT MAN!!!! jays future wife lucky as hell

✮⋆˙ jake

the color violet - tory lanez

tell me this song isn't jake coded i dare u "she likes my watch my droptop and my persona" 😵‍💫

is there someone else? - the weeknd

do I think jake is a jealous man? yes. does it make me go insane? absolutely.

heaven and back - chase atlantic

i had to put some aussie energy here cmon and this song is perfect for jake in my opinion

✮⋆˙ sunghoon

chaconne - enhypen

okay so i wasn't going to use enha songs here but sunghoon owns chaconne (along with sunoo) FIGHT ME!!!

i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys

that's just me to hoon tbh like who wouldn't want to be with the sunghoon 😭

good luck, babe! - chappell roan

now when I found out this man listens to chappell i was screaming!!!! we love taste!!

✮⋆˙ sunoo

break it off - pinkpantheress

i could put any pinkpantheress song for sunoo and it would fit 😭😭😭

say yes to heaven - lana del ray

ah yes sunoo is definitely heavenly like this is the prettiest man i have ever seen idk if I wanna be him or be with him...

so anxious - ginuwine

this will just turn into emi being a sunoo simp but he is majestic let's be real and he also makes me sooooo anxious...

✮⋆˙ jungwon

talk - beabadoobee

is the whole vibe of the song that gives me huge jungwon vibes!!! from start to finish it just hits 😩

you get me so high - the neighborhood

"used to stick together you're my best friend I'll love you forever" this right here is how I feel about jungwon he has the ultimate best friend energy

moonlight - chase atlantic

i can imagine a late night on a hill with a full moon and beautiful stars just laying there with wonie admiring the view (him or the stars and moon u pick) 🤭

✮⋆˙ ni-ki

humble. - kendrick lamar

everytime I hear this song and specifically the "be humble sit down" i see that crazy ass transition he pulled out his ass in the aotm 😭

lovers rock - TV girl

"are you sick of me? would you like to be?" i will forever see riki as this little kid that came to i-land and i will also never forgive people for making him lose his beautiful smile

heartless - the weeknd

i just feel like he would like this song but also the "cause im heartless and I'm back to my ways cause im heartless" gives me people saying he's a bully :(

enhypen masterlist

[damthosefandoms]

Tex is a good movie you guys are just mean

i watched it like... two weeks ago? i think? anyway. i've now gone insane but here's all apparently 2400 words of my notes i took in google docs while watching the movie. highly highly HIGHLY recommend watching it or reading the book for anybody who cares about the outsiders because just. oh you just should read it and you'll understand.

spoilers for tex (and twttin) (and the outsiders mostly bc i have zero chill about anything ever and can't shut up about it) below!!!!!

also sorry for all the blurry pictures i took of my laptop screen while watching the movie, youtube wouldn't let me screenshot :/ & if any of this doesn't make sense or has headcanons dumped into it don't look @ me i didn't edit it before posting <3

btw this post doesn't look right on tumblr mobile for me for some reason so im gonna link the google doc here where it DOES for SURE look right lol

tex kisses his horse TWICE in the first MINUTE of the movie

also says he’s “a quarter horse by birth” to jamie he fully admits to the horse girl allegations <3

tex staring open mouthed at his teacher “authors can write more than one book?!?”

the board game behind mason when tex yells at him for selling the horses is called “breaking point” 

after they fight and tex runs out (WITH BLOOD STILL ON HIS FACE) Mason kicks shit around on the kitchen floor like a child (valid)

Tex walking down the street for HOURS to find his horse gives soda when that guy sold Mickey Mouse.

like it’s him just walking, and it could be any of the gang really but I’m picturing Steve and Two-Bit pulling up to walk alongside him for a bit but he won���t budge, so they go back and tell Soda’s parents and it’s his dad who picks him up (I wrote this btw and it’s also on my ao3 <3)

he cries the whole night

“I got a rope here to tie you up and drag you home if I have to” Mace jokes when Tex spends the entire afternoon walking aimlessly down the road to find his horse, even ignoring his best friend & love interest

Tex angrily elbows the car when mason tells him to get in (gets in anyway)

Robert comes over and looks disgusted at a playboy magazine (he is not beating the allegations either. but different allegations)

mason says “MY pop ditched us here” not OUR pop

mason still refers to Pop as both of their father if he knows Tex is listening/is talking to him tho

Mason says he can’t go to college and play basketball even though he’s being offered a full ride scholarship because he’ll have to take care of Tex if Pop doesn’t come home (Mason doesn’t think he will)

Tex doesn’t want to listen to mason saying he’s going to college on this scholarship and never coming back to oklahoma

Tex eats dinner & mason just reads the newspaper on the couch (Tex is so deep in denial about Pop)

LEM IS ACTUALLY LIVING IN TULSA CONFIRMED???????????????????? EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU MASON FOR MENTIONING IT

“what’s he weigh?” “I dunno what he weighs he just got born and you wanna put him on a diet already?”

they have to sneak in to the Collins’ house all quiet bc Cole’s awake downstairs & then immediately start yelling and shoving around when they get inside ???? BOYS

“I’m gonna go get jamie” simp

“I ain’t scared of Cole” “well good mace I’ll tell him you’re here!”

TEX JUST SNEAKS INTO JAMIES ROOM WHILE SHES SLEEPING CMON ANS SHES NOT EVEN FREAKED OUT 

“Shh get in the closet” that is not going to help your case

Feminist jamie!!!!

“Don’t get her started on that ‘female-ism’ stuff” johnny collins. please

Tex is into it tho 

“I’m telling ya, Cole jumps on those guys like a duck on a June bug” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Mason doesn’t smoke

MACE HAS A LETTERMAN JACKET did he get it from Robert

“You know I don’t see why a guy can’t have a baby if he wants to.” “Yeah? Looks like he can even if he doesn’t want to.” 

darry & soda kinda conversation fr

 The TULSA state fair????????? 

Tex doesn’t want to see the horses :( 

“I hope we land in the girlie show!” “nah we can’t man you gotta be 18” 

Tex you are SOOOOOO innocent 

“Hey you been to the fortune teller yet?” “I’m not wasting my money on that junk”

Tex proceeds to waste his money on it and thinks about what he’s told there for the rest of the goddamn story

Why does Jamie’s redhead friend look like one of the mean girls in season one of stranger things

Tex is fifteen in the movie (his birthday is October 22nd)

“There are people who go, people who stay. You, you will stay.” 

Tex is really imagining horses during this like he is NOT paying attention

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I’m sorry the answer is no” HE DIDNT ASK A QUESTION (the question was implied to be him thinking will he get Rowdy back but. he didn’t get to ask it that was bullshit)

JOHNNY IS JUST PASSED OUT IN THE BED OF THE TRUCK why are these fifteen year olds drunk 

It’s explained in the book but what a choice of scenes to cut out bc the whole thing is Charlie’s fault and with how Cole comes by the next day it takes away the meaningfulness of it being COLE’S OLDEST SON THE SUCCESSFUL DOCTOR WHO GOT THEM DRUNK but he’s still accusing mason of being a bad influence on his kids

Tex is definitely a very calm contemplative sad drunk

he has a very good memory—overlooked detail

just wanted to talk about his mom :(

does he—does mason?— blame pop for that?

mason takes his boots off for him I could cry

Cole let Mason practice basketball in peace :(

Troy Bolton + Darry Curtis = Mason McCormick

I love how it cuts from Cole accusing Mace to hungover Tex in bed just going “oh no” when he hears them through the open window

Cole maybe speak to your children and realize they aren’t what you think they are. talk to your kids who moved out too lol. or don’t. we still don’t know why your second child changed their name and moved to California and never speaks to any of your family anymore so maybe it’s best they’re away from you

interesting that Cole calls his son Bob but Mason always calls him Robert and so seems to everyone else

“Don’t you have enough kids of your own to hassle?”

Movie Mason is 18 turning 19 in the summer — does he have custody of Tex? Would he even try?

Cole you would HATEEEEE the East side of Tulsa. You would HATE darry Curtis

Cole Collins looks like the villain in a horse girl movie 

 which he is

“Two boys living out here alone without the sign of an adult, now that’s really something. I bet the state welfare people would like to know about this.”

Cole your phone is ringing it’s darry curtis he would like to speak to you about minding your damn business before he has to mind it for you

TEX FELL OUT OF BED LMFAO mace doesnt give a fuck

Mason complaining robert shoves dirty magazines in his face… oh you two are so gay (would like to add here I only say that bc I got Darry/Paul brainrot and actually I’ve evolved since to decide Mason is asexual and I will not be taking questions)

Mason: “tex?” Tex (under his bed, toe sticking out of the hole in his sock) “mhmm?” Mason: “you lose something?” Tex: “it’s sorta nice down here. It’s kinda cool and quiet.” Mason: “well maybe you’d like to have breakfast under the kitchen table so you’ll be on time to get under the school bus”

I love them with my whole heart. Really competing for brothers of all time

“Anyway I can’t make it to school today. I woke up sick i think i got a 24 hour virus or smth” 

“You’re a minor without a guardian remember?” “(genuine) i thought you were my guardian.”

“So that’s all you think about huh? Going off and being a big basketball star?” “well it beats staying here and being a big screw-up.”

This is so. Mace is so incredibly Darry if he only had one brother coded.

Mace you’re such a try hard who in their right mind WILLINGLY runs suicides even though they got told to take a break

“GRADE IT, QUICK! HEH!”

“Tex setting fire to school property is not a little joke! I don’t care what that property happened to be!” “Yes ma’am” “were you mad the teacher?” “no i don’t think there was any psychology involved if that’s what you’re asking. I just thought my sculpture looked better on fire” “tex—” “no really if you had seen it you’d probably agree with me”

Are we still doubting that he’s related to dallas

“He’s my father and i can bitch about him if i want to. Bitch about your own if you ever see him again.” JOHNNY DAMN

“Tex you want a cigarette?” “no thanks” can he teach ponyboy how to do that

Something very funny about matt dillon yelling “hey, johnny!” and trying to stop his friend from getting himself killed in a hintonverse movie

And then immediately trying to get HIMSELF killed

“C’mon, Rowdy” i could CRY he misses his horse so badddddd

Fucks up his arm but god he did it i love himmmmmm

“Im going in to Tulsa wanna come” “yeah. You think we can go see a movie?” omg

Did Tex stare at Mace for the whole ride

“I don’t lie to you, remember?”

THEY CUT OUT THE PART WHERE HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOPLIFTS AND CRIES ABOUT IT?????????

Tex stares at Mace the whole ride back too. Well.

Lem’s wearing a yankees hat as if i didn’t not like him enough

Wonder if they live on the east side or not

Oh Mason is IMMEDIATELY on his case about dealing drugs

“You don’t have a wife and kid to feed. You don’t got people depending on you” tex is right there

“What do you think he is, a baboon?” mason points at tex after staring at lem like he’s an idiot (he is)

They had target in the 80s?

I forgot about the Mace is a virgin talk

“But i thought you and bobby both—” “bobby hasnt gone any further than i have. Everybody talks. If you believe everything you hear in a locker room, you’ll never wise up.” 

Gay shit actually

Oh no

Oh no it’s mark

Oh no it’s mark

Oh mark 

Mark you should’ve just hidden out somewhere i heard there’s this abandoned church out in—oh wait

Still is some joke in here somewhere about people getting help from a character played by matt dillon after killing somebody 

We get it Mark you tried to kill Bryon but chickened out shut the fuck up

Did they really cut out Tex going to look at the body

This one reference to TWTTIN is better than that entire movie and book combined

Uh oh Pop’s coming home

Mace should get to hit him

WHERE ARE TEX’S SHOES

This is cruel and unusual punishment this little bitch girl doesn’t deserve Rowdy

The way he tosses the carrots out i could cry

DID THEY REALLY TAKE OUT THE “I AINT NEVER GONNA FORGIVE YOU” ARE YOU KIDDING

AND HE FINDS THE FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP APPLICATION??????????? He should rip it up like Mason ripped up his heart by selling his horse to a little bitch girl

I think he did actually hide it. Good. also a federal crime but oh well

Yknow pointing and laughing doesn't help your case in saying you didn’t do it

Cathy you snitch shut the fuck up this is why ponyboy dumped you (that and he’s gay but that’s beside the point)

“HE IS MY BROTHER EVEN IF HE ISN’T YOUR SON!”

Uh oh

Are we gonna ignore Lem with drugs in his car being parked outside a high school

Lem taking a teenager to a drug deal he already knows is gonna go south is so fucked up. 

“Wish you looked a little meaner—” he could. He could. Lem did you ever hear about a guy in tulsa about ten years ago named dallas winston? Did you? Do you know?

“If there is a hassle, they’ll be sorry, ‘cause i really feel like making somebody sorry.” DALLAS?????????

I’m getting soc vibes from these guys. High rise building, shit-talking poor country kids, “This is Tulsa, and we got ways of doing things.” ten years ago these guys jumped some kids in an east side park and watched their buddy bleed out in the fountain, and now they’re shooting teenagers with anger issues

Tex holding a gun to the guy cause he’s going out of his mind… having to be talked down, wanting to kill him oh my god

HE TOOK THE GUN

“What if he hadn’t missed you?” “he didnt.” 

I WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS

If i had a nickel for every time matt dillon got shot in a hintonverse film and then called somebody while delirious i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right

HE JUST JUMPS OUT THE CAR

Calling jamie to ask his phone number to call mace oh my god. Oh my god “i got shot i wanna talk to mason

The blood on his cowboy boots

He’s just a kid <3

MACE GIVES NO SHITS HE SEES COPS TALKING TO LEM REALIZES HE CAN’T HIT HIM YET AND WALKS RIGHT INTO THE ER DESPITE THE SIGN SAYING VISITORS AND FAMILY MUST WAIT IN THE WAITING ROOM

The first thing tex says is “i don’t hate you” and mace is speechless ugh and he just has to watch them wheel tex into surgery :(((((((((((

Mason saying he’s staying home instead of going to college because of Tex and because Pop “has to” leave again…

Pop doesn’t deserve to be here, doesn't deserve to ask for Mace to give them space, it’s bullshit

I forgot their mom’s name is Clare

I don’t think we learn Pop’s real name?

Pop got arrested for bootlegging when Mason was two 

“So when you were in prison she was out screwing around?” “don’t talk about your mama that way, boy. She was 19, she was alone—” 

I blame that damn golden-eyed cowboy, which. ugh. I could go ONNNN

“When you paid more attention to Mace than me, was that why?” “I reckon.”

This line is so utterly heartbreaking. But I’m glad Pop doesn’t apologize because it wouldn’t really mean much, would it?

Okay Jamie and Johnny sneaking into his hospital room is sweet as hell

He still has the bandana from his cowboy hat and Mason’s application stuff and he’s gonna send it in for him 🥹

DARRY CURTIS SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS HE COULD NEVERRRRR

“By the way that guy in admissions says you got good taste in reading.” “huh?” “he said smokey the cowhorse is his favorite book too.”

I AM GOING TO CRY TEXXXX

I cant decide if mason is ugly or not but when he smiles he looks so happy

And tex working at the horse ranch!!! He looks so happy

Tex is like if Soda and Pony were the same person

They are so brothers <3

“He’s not a bad person, Mace.” “Yeah, but he ain’t much of a father.” “Well, you ain’t either and you’ve been trying longer.” 

“You better practice! It’s rough where you’re going!” “Yeah, it’s pretty rough where you’re staying.” “But I’ll make it.” 

STAYING! GOING! THE THEME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quackity1999]

pspspsp prophet do you have music u associate with Q ...

[ OOC: WOOHOO i have two c!quackity playlists already posted here!!

BUT ok if i had to choose like, top 5 or 6? ooohjkay folks im gunna put a cut since i'm yapping my HEAD off for this. major analysis loser moment below <3 ]

first off is life of the party by all time low. [ link ] "all these people are passed out / on the floor in my hotel room / i don't know half of them / but they all wanna know me" + "in a sea of strangers, i can’t find me anymore" + "when i'm out of my head / and i don't wanna face it / you said it's all for a reason / what the fuck is the reason now?" iiii mean. cmon. hello las nevadas quackity being bitter and self important and in such horrid denial yet losing himself in the process!!!!!

THE AAANTHEM of las nevadas as a country, how it feels and seems, is "one night in bangkok" from the musical chess. [ link. ] thamk yew.

i've got a multitude of reasons for this one, because both the lyrics and general vibe + ambience of the song is preeetty representative of what LN is like to experience. it's suave, exotic, it's sneaky, its ostentatious and flamboyant in nature, and run by someone with an emotionally detached standpoint.

the voiceover section ("thank god i'm only watching the game, controlling it / but the queens we use would not excite you / so, you better go back to your bars, your temples, .... your massage parlors") is just. 👌👌 MMM its got that cocky dryness quackity tends to have.

not only that, THE CHORUSES??? "you'll find a god in every golden cloister / a little flesh, a little history / i can feel an angel sliding up to me" + "one night in bangkok makes the hard man humble / not much between despair and ecstasy / one night in bangkok and the tough guys tumble / can't be too careful with your company / i can feel the devil walking next to me"

its got paranoia, gods, power plays, ascending to a higher status, money = love, sexual implications, etc. ALL THOSE THEEMES!! along with the strutty bass and that sense of swirling desert pride in the beginning— u can practically hear the sand granules. but that switchup to a funkier beat is so tantalising. chefs fucking kiss its my fav LN song i have

(also a song for the makings / beginnings of LN sorta feel like this, but im not gunna focus too hard on it since its very niche and my explanation is bonkers /pos)

manburg era quackity is fascinating because he's a double sided coin. in my portrayal, quackity was both head over heels for schlatt and fought back as much as he could from his position, yet often saw schlatt in a 2D limited perspective. sure, he was Good at the game, but he certainly was not perfect like las nevadas quackity is. manburg q doesnt have LNQ's paranoia. he doesnt have that skill of seeing every possibility or outcome— he's apprehensive but is far more easily persuaded in favour of what people will think of him. he's cheeky and witty and hopeful, and pushes for a better nation while ALSO self-sabotaging that either via schlatt's hand or his own choices. for all that, there's a couple songs:

"money" by caroline rose (banger!). it's greed its hype its cunning and honest about sociopolitical approaches. you could argue this is even LNQ but i think its too playfully abrasive for it to properly fit. so its a manburg type beat for me

"they just don't know you" by little mix + "pink" by girli = the duo to represent quackity's ever mixed view of schlatt. pink is also such a lyrically accurate song it makes me INSANE. "thought i was your side bitch / secretly, you were my bitch / and baby, honestly / ate you for breakfast, with a cup of tea / yes, i was faking! i'm a double agent!" GIRL HELLO!!!!!!! cannibal q. <3

anyway quackity was stuck between over-agreeability and being forced into a subservient position where he did make actively harmful decisions and was willing to do as schlatt required out of his love for him, yet bit back at schlatt veeeery often whjch lead to their fights and mutually toxic behaviours. quackity also used schlatt as a way to climb the political ladder, which is a key aspect of his cunning abilities. q uses people!! always has, it only becomes impossible to ignore during LN

my ugly by cloudfodder: a way to depict how quackity viewed his own public identity during manburg. i mean. the lyrics spell it out preeetty well:

"what a lovely desire / to require the approval of strangers i know i'll never see / but nonetheless i will grind night and day like a cacophobic slave / 'til you're six leagues down bad for me" + "don't my looks just say: hey, i'm a winner at the game / ice up in my veins, skip my resume, irrelevant?" + "please forgive me my depression / just should've disguised the pain, plain with deception / made sure you never see / any ugly from me / i know the pain it can bring" ??????? HHFHEHFHRHRFH GOD

"pressure" by billy joel, mostly as a reference to even having a political position, both during manburg and new l'manburg. not all of the lyrics resonate but god THE BEAT DOES!!!!!

okay. theres my yappings. can you tell im very normal about cquackity and his development and annnd the variety of eras ans positions he was in and . And the relations and dynamics he had with peop.le and h,Yeah :) 👍👍👍👍👍👍 [ explodes ]

[maxe-murderer]

so uh, tssm band au i guess

might eventually do the rest of the designs but i doubt im gonna do anything with this au aside from some art and daydreaming

thank you @voltrixz for the continued fueling of my brain rot

ramblings abt the au under the cut

ok so sandmans lead guitar, shocker is rhythm guitar and also electric banjo when the vibe fits and vocals (baritone/tenor range), electro plays bass (can play guitar but mains bass) and vocals (baritone with particularly good low growly notes), vulture gets the keys and can sing but doesn't do much aside from some backup here and there for the whole group (baritone/tenor but like, softer, good falsetto), rhinos drums and vocals (bass), and ock gets the mother fucking theremin he does also swap out for keys tho (but he's mostly a classical piano type)

their style is very all over the place but stick mostly to rock and similar feeling genres. each song tends to feel a bit more like one persons style in particular. they swap around vocals depending on the vibe with the more growly, heavy metal, screaming type vocals going to electro and rhino while shocker and vulture are more traditional ig with their singing. ock does most the composing and vulture majority of the lyric writing. they're in a constant state of breaking up, getting back together, and rearranging members

spider-band! ok so peter of guitar and vocals (tenor, he's the front man), gwen on drums and vocals (mezzo-soprano), and harry plays keys (cause cmon no way he wasn't required to take piano lessons or smth) and will do some backup vocals but like he's not a singer and he knows it. mj joins later on and plays bass, she joins in on the backup vocals (alto) when with the band but does have an insane voice, she does do plenty of solo work tho.

mysterio plays like, everything. but is most known for playing the electric violin cause cmon its a fuckin electric violin that shits cool. high baritone tenor (just like, imagine the phantom ok that was my only thought process with this decision). he did try to go into acting but for as great as he is with everyone on tech he's a little shit to work with if he's onstage and too cheesy for most directors. fucking ate as carlos in a production of legally blonde once tho. he works a lot with chameleon (somehow manages to do great hair, makeup, and costuming) and tinkerers some sorta techie but my tech experience is all theater and i know jack about instruments and shit

black cat imma say is an alto (listen i was an alto for a long while before i became a tenor) and like, i think poppy is a good point of reference for some of the vibes im getting for her. and in general a mix of like, sultry seductive type songs and straight up heavy metal.

ok sandman and rhino were/are obviously a duo, shocker does his own solo stuff and is a part of the enforcers (its straight up country),

literally no fucking clue for kraven. ok i think this is everything i thought of. if you read all of this thank you lmao

ok its 1am and i got shit to do tmrrw love yall talk to me abt this show at any time pls

[canonically47]

review pls!

disventure camp all-stars episode 20: review!

spoilers!!! (no duh.)

i despise how emily was turned into a villain and betrayed trevor. absolutely dogshit, poor writing

ally and jake not being petty??? LMFAOAOAOAOAOOO

riya you did NOT work your ass off you got plot armour. KYS.

oh NOW jally are friends?? now they bond? oh my god fuck you. literally fuck you. such cheap writing to make them bond just in the second to last episode, out of NEED rather than WANT. my god.

“i’m glad you’re still here, jake, we all are” first tom says jake sees the best in people and now this? ONC stop mischaracterizing your characters lmaoaoao

ALLY SAID SUS LMFAOAOAOAO

why did ally INSTANTLY agree to this. the fuck.

oh this is cheap. this is just cheap. not only is ally fucking stupid, but didn’t she just say she saw season one? like? she wouldve seen how jake cried at his grandmas death?? the fuck?? do the writers think we are stupid?????

thank you kristal for putting an end to that cheer

why didn’t they make yul’s scar permanent ://

what the fuck is that flashback sequence

“can’t get caught lacking” killing myself

why did they stop mining while they talked bro

why is ally using minecraft logic in real life i despise her actually i’m so sorry 😭

YAY YUL DIED oh nvm ://

and james fell in love right then and there yay!

this emily plot is so annoying i despise how they wrote her, why are the writers so fucking stupid

why are yul and riya so stupid also

i love how alec is rooting for ally because fiore is helping her. they’re so family-coded <3

jake protecting fiore awwwww :((( <333

JAMES SAID WHAT.

THEY’RE DATING

“riya #screenhog” I LOVE YOU JAMES

JAMES SOUNDED SO SCARED FOR JAKE OMG

why did he put his whole body on his to listen to his pulse omg thats crazy gay people are insane

ew why are these two here

im with emily on this why do you care for him trevor

derek why are you acting surprised he kissed you the fuck 😭⁉️

yeah i hate how they treated emily. it’s actually so bad how they made her this super likable character then ruined her for shock value, god forbid a woman gets between the no-chemistry yaoi right? such cheap writing is crazyyy

like they know the fans love her so much to the point where they confirmed her as queer because in ONC’s eyes queer characters > non-queer characters,, i guess, and then they gave her. this treatment. wow

for once im with yul on this !

yo riya if you want to win you should like. keep going???

yas ally your feelings matter! i wish i cared for you, or that the show was good, or that the writing wasn’t trash, so this moment meant something to me!

PARDONNNNN??????????

JAKE IS OUT WHAT????????

oh WAIT?? WAIT??????

OH MY GOD??????????????

HELLLLLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

JAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

man fuck your emotional moment ally idgaf JAKEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

if riya wins i am KILLING MYSELF !!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO JAKE YOU CAN WIN

why are we panning back to trevek eurgrhrhhr ew

thank you so much for ruining that kiss kristal i owe you my whole life

uhhh this episode was dogshit for the first ten minutes, and then for the most part was just mediocre if not just bad. the audio mixing was bad, the voice acting & delivery horribly mid, especially for the high stakes here, like cmon ally a little more emotion would be nice i refuse to hype up yul but my god his actor is the best of all; and then just. i realized how much this finale fucking sucks and how i genuinely do not care for these characters and how badly the show WANTS me to care for them. they’re trying SO HARD. it’s SO FUNNY

i believe emily is the worst written on the show, and she deserved so much better. she was hyped up for nothing and her villain arc came out of nowhere. my theory is, ONC knew how little chemistry trevek actually have, and how much better tremily is, so they decided to make emily a villain so she wouldn’t get between the ship. which is laughable, and such cheap writing.

i say ‘cheap writing’ a lot sorry :(( unfortunately thats all ONC can do! so yea

uhh idk man this is like.. a 4/10 maybe? if i wanna be nice about it. cuz theres some good stuff in it (alec has a speaking line) (james is gay for jake) (ally loses) but otherwise idrk.

i am so so SOOOO happy this show is almost over i am counting down the days until its done 😭🙏🏼 yall are not catching me watching season 4 or rewatching anything. im gone the moment i put out the review for ep 21. like a dad going for milk. perchance

[izzydrawzz]

because i like to be nuanced and difficult-

Here is every episode of Animaniacs summerized as best i can,

10/10= perfect

0/10: worst))

(ill count the PATB segements as separate episodes)

Season 1:

E1: Suspended animation: a really good way to showcase old characters. and how to do a reboot well. also rob just casually showing off how well he can sing. i love it. pretty good! 8/10

(of mice and memes: how modern jokes SHOULD be written .8.5/10)

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E2: Warners unbound: Children play greek god with a man child, its great!

("how to brain your dragon": i see the DND session didnt go well)

"Suffragette City": i like dot, alot! i dont see how people dont like her)

7/10

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E3: Gold Meddlers: three kids compete in the olympics for chocolate. also- wakko- hunny- i sense someones a little salty?(8/10)

(Pinko and the brain: "politics are for scumbags" Pt1)

"math-terpiece theatre": this is not a math lesson. its lore. i think- dot- is there something you wanna tell us?

6/10

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E4: Bun Control: *DBZ noises* but with pretty cool design choices! i love that wakko looks like he belongs In MHA. thats really funny. but i do love his design. but dots got my heart, as a sailor moon fan. (9/10)

(EX-Mousina: "my child, im sorry- youve become too powerful-")

Bloopf: its just shitty tiktok...thats the joke- *shrugs* 5.5/10

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E5: "good warner hunting": chikaboo hunts three children down for nostalgia and/or sport (5/10)

(No brainer): stealing weed for a drug dealer doesnt go as planned (5/10))

Ralph cam: three children play a prank on their security guard

5/10

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E6: "the cutening": Dot makes everything chibi then goes insane. hilarious !

("Close encounters of the worst kind: Brain and pinky have a "mars attacks" segment im surprised one of the aliens wasnt voiced by danny devito himself, shame. 4/10)

Equal time: a parody of different news cycles "where are you?" "IN IDAHO!" (8/10)

E7: (so this consists of warner only segments so ill do them separately)

Warner she wrote: "its the conducter!!" atleast the dogs fine. (6/10)

France france revolution: three kids almost get murdered for eating cake- good shit (8/10)

gift rapper: a rap battle that i wish lasted a little longer (9/10)

E8: Who donut: wakkos favorite donuts go missing- its a whole epsiode, theyre also just showing us that wakko's autistic. He has favourite donuts!! (8/10)

(mousechurian canidate: brain- you dont NEED a wife- your husbands right there. (7/10)

E9: here comes treble: its a shitty fantasia- whatta ya expect? (4/10)

"thats not the issue": they make fun of tucker carlson. hilarious. instant favourite (10/10)

future brain: OOOOOOHHH THATS where dark pinky comes from!!! i need context- (6/10)

E10: Anima-nyet:

"Copying is clearly theft, it's gonna lead to your arrest. Be your own you! And when you've stopped being such a dirty hack,

Get in your stupid car, and don't come back!" (9/10)

Babysitters flub: is this what the diamonds felt after finding steven? (3/10)

"the warners press confrence": "i will not allow members of the LIBERAL media in this house" (6/10)

E11: "phantomaniacs: ooooo- thats- thats JUST poltergiest- jesus- thats kinda creepy

"fear and laughter in burbank: pennywise makes yakko have an anxiety attack (they shouldve done more with him just sayin) (10/10)

Bride of pinky: YOU DONT NEED A WIFE!!! YOU HAVE EACHOTHER!!! but dammit- if shes not pretty- (7/10)

E12: "a Zit": dot goes through puberty- thats it- gross (4/10)

"1001 narfs: its the alaadin story (3/10)

manny manspreader: dont be THAT asshole in a theatre. seriously. cmon man! (7/10)

"hindenburg cola: is- it CALLED that because...it can explode or...? (5/10)

Roadent trip: pinky and brain have a mandatory therapy session (7/10)

"flotus flotus, what do you know about us: "hollywoo celebrities, what do they know? do they know things? lets find out!" dot's great. still dont understand why people hate her :) (9/10)

[somaticknitter]

Mighty Nein EP 50

I know I'm years behind but damn those art prints fuck hard

🎶ROLL THE DICE 🎶

But my husband-we spent three months searching for your backstory...

Love that the dynasty just has like big fuckass dune worms

Oh wow Caleb has a whole 47hp I'm so proud

Wait I forget wouldn't frumpkin have dark vision as a cat

Kitten (Odysseus) and slightly older kitty (Caleb Widogast) have both shown mercy and haven't chosen to nap on the laptop yay

Love that caduceus' Nature sucks very funny

Living clock Caleb Widogast

Sunk cost fallacy but for fuckass worm tunnels

This geode cavern sounds so awesome

Ooooh we're stealthy as fuck boi

Nott & Jester BFF 💚💙

Already hate these tentacle cone things hate the fucking teeth hate everything about it

Evolutionary biology must be insane in fantasy worlds

Like imagine the amount of convergent evolution, mimic version of carcinization I'd kill myself

This is why so many wizards lose their shit

FOUR ATTACKS PER ROUND FUCK OFF FOREVER KESUS FUCK

(whimpers apprehensively)

Maybe they have really shitty HP since their AC is fucking 20 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

SLOW AND BANE MY BELOVEDS

-> FUCKING ABSCOND

DING DONG DING DONG IT'S 4 O'CLOCK

Drowning buddies round two: Fjord and Nott version 💚

[emotional moment] "also it's 9 o'clock" "Fuck you"

FRUMPKIN DANCE!! ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

overall penalty for stealth for reading smut out loud lol lmao even

LMAO BREAK CLIFFHANGER

kobold swarm hate that

C'mon Caleb the negotiator you got this

Oh please let there be fanart of Caleb in the rope trap please I need it like I imagine arms crossed face matching his hair from the blood rush 19 intimidation while upsidedown

Insane interaction I fucking love dnd

Liam as Caleb dead eye staring while still upsidedown

Trading frumpkin only for the creature to immediately bolt is hilarious actually

Beau and jester putting on a show while everyone is just silently watching with blank expressions

WHAT IS HAPPENING

~not playing just visiting THIS IS A HOUSE OF LIES

Lmao nat 20 for 7 poison damage

This got so silly so quickly

Everyone crying from laughter including me truly this is DND at it's best

Oh please be lava or a dragon or both

FIRE GIANTS EVEN BETTER

REST IN PIECES SPURT WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Liam's face as matt describes the lava shield that is a man who is making future spell plans

Ja my grandmother used to keep me up late at night reading me stories about things like this. No I don't know anything! I don't know!

And you're going to fight: FUCKED

...maybe if we wait long enough they'll fall asleep

Nott being a mom to jester and Beau: Focus! Focus!

Oh there's no way this can end well this is an insane situation

Oh dragonfly shawl inspired by caduceus fuck yes

Lol sprinkle almost fucking Caleb over lmao even

Oh cool failed on step 1 fuckdamn

Y'know maybe if they do wait long enough the fire giants will go to sleep maybe that's a good plan actually

CMON POLYMORPH BRING US TO VICTORY

BEAUREGARD AND CADUCEUS STEP OF THE WIND 2/7 CLEAR

JESTER AND CALEB WITH DIMENSION DOOR 4/7 CLEAR

MORE BEES

32 TO HIT JESUS FUCK OH MY FUCKING GOD

Imagine if the cow fucked them over

FJORD AND YASHA WITH THUNDER STEP 6/7 CLEAR

Oh god this is such a fucking bad way to die c'mon Nott

There's only 30 minutes left and I am so stressed

Caleb casting Banishment via middle finger is so good

Everyone immediately leaving safety to rescue Nott IM DYING HERE

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT COLLAPSED THE FUCKING BRIDGE

CMON RING OF WATER WALKING SAVE US

wow happened in campaign 1 too the underdark just kinda sucks huh

"do you have the ability to turn back time?" "we're working on it"

9D10S?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

STRESSED I AM STRESSED THIS IS SO STRESSFUL

second time caleb has seen his mom burn

oh thank fuck

I am vibrating from sheer stress my fight or flight has fucking activated hhhhhh

[sualne]

im losing my mind over live action mihawk, spoilers under read more

HE(the actor) KNOWS. HE KNOWS ABOUT THE DIVORCE. THERES NO WAY. the way he moves and talks, his voice?? "i like your hat"?? YEAH I BET. I BET YOUR LIKE HIS STRAWHAT MIHAWK I BET. i cant remember if it was in the manga so im going to fully believe they added it here (they mightvnt but yknow), but man!! my man gothed gayly and im never going to recover!! i have to pause ep5 for this, he might show up to shanks and his crew in the next ep and im so excited for that if that happens but wow. ive rewatched all his scenes thrice already i love this mihawk. i also love that he doesnt blink!! his "magnificent" wasnt nearly insane enough, he didnt even smile, he said it like any other line, bit sad, but, gay mihawk real in my heart.

also why is buggy on my dash. speaking of buggy "arlong, baby", i. i am. gay one piece is real. i love live action buggy too he moves so fun.

also koby played by a trans actor, i thought this wouldnt be relevant, and by all means it isnt, but, the way you can read his story and all, luffy saying "koby is his own man" like, cmon man, trans people real too. amazing amazing.

on the other hand, garp.. white garp disturbs me, why do you have blue eyes for, but also, him calling koby "son" is so. that fucked up, because of what kind of father and grandpa he is, its so. its very. he's also too kind on koby, manga garp would never but i understand why they made him like that.

and shanks, the man himself, his beautiful soulful eyes, hes so pretty and i love how he's portrayed so far.

had trouble with the first two, maybe three eps but im fully won over now. theres more i want to say but none coherent, im so happy rn. giggling, kicking my feet and all the rest!

[jerrsterrr]

MORE RS AU BRAINROT GUYS

i cannot be stopped in fact i WAS ENCOURAGED HEHE @silliemop

here r some magma doodles :3

they like stickers :D

(more below!)

silly comics and self indulgence!1

my fave part!!!!11

I wonder how they talk abt the virus?

(This kinda plays into my little hc? theory? idk that the virus startd when sun n moon where the dca, before they got rescrapped for Boxing, and then trashed because the virus didnt go away :3)

silly idea about y/n first experience with robots

(i cant forgive them for using the controller on sun n moon MAN CMON!!!,,, im rationalizing their actions GHRGA)

WOO had to draw these out rq on magma the ideas r idea-ing!!!

man i love this au an insane amount!!! love the movie its a great comfort of mine ! im so glad to mix some of my fave things together yipee!!!

[milf-n-dilf-dippin-dots]

IM GOING TO KILL IM GOING TO KILL IM GOING TO KILL

Last night my roommate and I got some drinks- i shared some soju w him and hit the hay after packing away some stuff n tidying/rinsing etc

I leave at 9am this morning, 3 bottles of soju on the table, 2 cans of sprite and some snacks on the table "oh its fine, he knows im out im sure he'll tidy and throw out some of the counter rubbish for me :>"

Come home at 4pm

The only thing thats been done is the 8 dishes that were in the sink (lil cups, 2 bowls from dinner and cooking utensil) not including the pan on the stove

Nothing thrown away!! Im going crazy!!!!!!!!!

Be so fr gang, am i like. Blowing it out of proportion? Or is the fact that im the primary cleaner of the house insane.

Important note is that i have no choice but to be the person who does mostah the cleaning- because he sleeps 12 hours a day, waking up around 2 or 3 pm and not going to bed until 5 or 6 am.

I went away for 2 nights n i come home and hes like "oh i could finally get stuff done because im only productive at 4am"

Which hey man sure dude you do you i dont care what you do in yer free time-

But my ass isnt gonna go 'yes! Sure! You can vacuum and wash dishes late at night/early am! Even though it keeps me awake because i cant close my door!'

But i also dont want to end up being this dudes damn mother the fucking manchild doesnt even know how to mop properly- or vacuum properly! And he doesnt vac the carpet! Or wipe down the oven/benches after using em! Like cmon man!!

"Oh but maybe he didnt get taught!"

Dawg i am his roommate, at what point is it my responsibility to teach a whole entire dude how to take care of his surroundings. I saw his room when he moved out- it was bad. This dude borders of raw negligence of his surroundings, and if it wouldnt cause me the harm i would stop cleaning up after him just so hed suffer. And he leaves the tap running to wash dishes.

I dont know what i expected tbh- his parents built 2 houses for their kids next to their 2 storey spiral staircase chandelier having house.

Im fighting for my fuckin life over here- 300 rent a week, 125 a fortnight for a couch, 50 a month for wifi, etc while this dudes like "yeah i paid all my rent a month in advance, and i get my money from dividense" it makes me want to break his trachea.

Like lets be fr i am blatantly not a pleasant person, moreso in high doses, and moreso when i have to deal w someone who fucks their own life even when theyve gotten dealt the perfect hand of cards to do well.

Like, yeah man im sorry you cheated on your girlfriend of multiple years for 5 whole months then got sad about it and became an insomniac but im not gonna suffer your shit schedule and not sleep well because you wont see a therapist or take meds. Like is that my problem? To be clear im not a cunt to his face, but i am a cunt. And i am annoyed at him. Maybe i should commune like a normal person, but that involves me sitting this dude down to tell him he needs to pay attention to things like 'responsibility' and 'reasonable expectations'.

He had guests over a while ago and i ended up cooking for them all!! And cleaning up after them!! And making breakfast the next morning!! He apparently makes 1800 a fortnight and he spends almost all of that. He owes me money!! Sometimes i pay for groceries n he just has to pay me back! Like dude???

[hubristicassholefight]

Swordswoman Showdown Quarterfinals

Fa Mulan (Disney's Mulan) vs Hornet (Hollow Knight)

(Better here in a "preferred character" sense, not "who would win in a fight")

Propaganda below cut

Fa Mulan

stole her father's sword to take his place in the imperial army. defeated the invading leader and stole HIS sword too.

Soldier who saved all of china; She’s one of the ogs, man, her movie is a banger

i know she's a problematic fave but i still love her :(

Hornet

Technically its not a sword but she wields a needle in a setting where swords do not exist and she wields it in an exceedingly swordlike fashion so. She counts; Girlboss demigoddess spider lady. She's been protecting an entire kingdom for longer than many of the other characters have been alive. She systematically kills her siblings for being too weak. She's simply the best.

#im pretty sure hornet can beat like. anyone in a fight.#have you ever fought hornet#its so fucking hard getting past her every time i play hk i go literally insane.

#i remember getting stuck on the first hornet fight on mt first play through and bring likr#''omg the boss fights in this are so hard!!!''#like what. you're not even half way through what are you talking about#you can't even DASH honey. you don't know what's diffcult or not in this game.

So, SPOILERS

but I feel like the "she systematically kills her siblings" part needs a little clarification. See, one of her siblings was used as a living prison for an angry god and that uh. Didn't work out for the sibling in question or anyone else.

This account is itself heavily abbreviated but it's likely that any other sibling Hornet encounters will be trying to take over as the god's new prison. She appears to challenge any sibling she sees to battle, in order to test their resolve against herself and her needle - would they actually have a chance against that god?

We never actually see her kill any siblings, but she does quite pointedly tell one of them that (to paraphrase) "My needle is lethal and I would feel no sadness in a weakling's demise."

Feels like a relevant quote. In any case, if they can't beat Hornet, it seems like her needle would be a far more merciful end than what the god would grant.

Anyway, a bit of additional material for @swordswomanshowdown :

As is the case for any cool swordswoman, it's not just her sword that's lethal, it's her with it. And Hornet's needle was custom made for her - the creators have said that, while other needles exist, hers was made specifically for her to wield, and its construction allows her to use her spider silk better in combat.

And another thing that I think makes her a good swordswoman: she's actually pretty thoughtful about how she uses it. There's a least one instance where she tries to warn someone off before fighting them! At the same time, when she does fight, she seems to enjoy it - during her boss battles, you can hear her laugh sometimes, as if exhiliarated. She's really got it all, as a swordswoman!!!

#HORNET SWEEP CMON PLEEEEEEASE#shes gay. shes the only sibling with a gender. shes a spider named HORNET. look like croissant. whats not to like

[agustdiv1ne]

a lil curious to see ur reaction since youll be waking up to yeonjuns us vlog …. which has just left the entirety of moaville in shambles 🤣🤣🤣🤣 like i cant lie im vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass 🤣🤣

anon the way i saw this ask and immediately dropped everything to watch it,, hw can wait, it's yeonjun we're talking abt here ‼️ sorry in advance for rambling bc ik this is gonna get long (i have a lot of love for him if y'all haven't realized yet)

i'm. i'm actually six feet under rn that was So Much to process,,,boyfie content overload,,,,,,,,,i'm going Insane wtf 🤣🤣🤣

mf tell me why he was in a tank top for most of it?? i wanna bite his arm um???? he makes me so ??%&@*$??#&#*@*$?? and his morning voice PHEWWW okay sir 🫠 how does he look so good even when he's sick — like pick a struggle??? i felt so bad for him tho bc they were allll over the place traveling and performing so he didn't rly get proper rest :((

when he said that he bought headphones at the airport i wanted to bust through the screen and knock some sense into him, like bro actually just got ripped off and ik he has money but dawg cmon 😭😭😭 everything at the airport is like 10x more expensive so hearing that pained my soul

also he's so effortlessly funny,, his face when he dropped the ramen and then the utensils had me crying i genuinely laughed out loud 😭 everything about him is so endearing i love him sm

i could write a 20 page double spaced mla formatted analysis of this entire video, but i actually rly need to go do shit for my class so sadly i'm gonna stop rambling,,,he is so unbelievably ethereal and idk how he's real tbh. a perfect man. i cannot believe we j got nearly 40 minutes of yeonjun content...i'm not even religious but i'm feeling pretty blessed rn ����

[winderlylandchime]

1/3 We are officially on season 3! And it is a lot and I’m not even sorry for how long this one is because he went through a rollercoaster. And it did start with me starting the ep and then yelling ‘WAIT NO IM MOT READY!’ And then he went to get him Team Brian shirt..this is my actual life now. Anyway: ‘I swear I didn’t touch the tv! I don’t know why it’s without color. (I let him know it’s the ep) oh, well now i feel silly. What’s going on? HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF SHIT AND HELL! HE JUST PUNCHED HIM! HE FUCKING DID IT! I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT! OH THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL! FUCK YEAH! FINALLY!! FUCKING FINALLY! *takes the remote and proceeds to rewind it three more times* Oh that was beautiful, i have never felt more alive than in this exact moment. What a beautiful punch! Oh i can tell he himself has wanted to do that for a while…wait why did he do it though? Hold up, i gotta calm down, this made my heart run a marathon’ He paused the tv on Mikeys face falling on the ground and is just staring at it while the biggest smile on his face and then very softly he whispered to himself “again.” ‘ohhhhhh Mad Dog Kinney? I fuck with that. BUT WHAT DID HE DO?! I mean what didn’t he do. But like what happened. Oh fuck, i forgot he narrates this thing…why is he doing that when nobody watches or cares for him? Should the actors who play Brian and Justin narrate? Can he stop talking? Yes please show me what the fuck just happened but now, do it in color!’ I’ve never seen him this happy. ‘NO NO NO NOT THE FUCKING PARTY AGAIN! HAVEN’T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?! Oh look it’s Brian *brian drives off* nevermind.’ The sound that just came out of this mans mouth at the sight of Justin in Ethans bed and the violin music is actually insane. ‘SHOVE THAT FUCKING TAMBOURINE UP YOUR ASS! *pauses tv on naked ethan playing violin and puts his head in his hands and elbows on his knees* UGHHHHHHHHH WHY GOD WHY ME?! *plays ep and ethan says he promised to serenade him awake, immediately hits pause again and burst into laughter and then plays it again* EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW..oh he got him a rose and chocolate for breakfast..what a fucking idiot. Oh he can’t believe he’s finally here? what a fucking weasel and a cheater! I hate them both right now. This *flaps his hand towards ethan and justin* is worse than…quick what’s something really bad? Well whatever! It’s worse than that’ He is sitting on the couch and he just started slowly sliding off of it and is hiding his his face behind his hand. (justin says he can’t stay) ‘haha nobody wants to be around you. He has to pick up his stuff. Where is he gonna live? Debbie’s? Is THAT HOW THEY GET BACK TOGETHER? *mocks ethan* what if he’s there..dude, you fucked him, you stole him and you’re STILL insecure.. i mean good but cmon. YOU DONT CARE CAUSE YOURE WITH HIM? Oh fuck you Justin. SHOVE THAT ROSE UP YOUR ASS! I would die if he stabs Justin with a thorn now. THEY DONT MAKE RAGE ANYMORE? FUCK YOU JUSTIN’ He genuinely sounds like someone is torturing him because he keeps groaning and going ‘ugh!’ Every few seconds. ‘Who do you think you are to just come into his loft? Oh he’s really gonna pack it away whi- OMG HES FUCK- wait that’s them. Didn’t that happen in season 1? Wait this looks the same but different, did they just make ice cream fucking part of their Tuesday nights? Dude, I said it back then and I’ll say it again: hot but yeast infection waiting to happen! *pauses on Brian* HOW CAN HE LEAVE AND CHEAT ON THIS? You will never have that with the pianist! Oh so they’re just gonna show me all the times they fucked before he fucked it all up?’ And he went out to smoke. Honestly, he lasted longer than i expected. ‘I forgot about Emmett and Ted. I…I dont think I like it anymore..*looks at me curiously* are all you lesbians like this? Not knowing how to mind your business? Because this *flaps his hand towards mel and linds* is annoying. Their whole thing in this show is cheating and not minding their business’

He had to get his Team Brian t shirt… like he’s watching sports!! (Don’t people wear their team jerseys when they watch sports? I, myself, am not a sports watcher.)

Oh I forget he narrates the thing - SO RELATABLE. Why does Michael narrate the thing? Who’s idea was that?

The cringe of seeing Ethan with Justin and (more importantly) Justin with Ethan is a whole thing this season. Buckle up, brother anon.

“I would die if he stabs justin with a thorn now” UM, so just like wait a handful of episodes and we’ll get to Justin being stabbed with thorns.

Hot but yeast infection waiting to happen. I forgot we didn’t get his reactions to the earliest episodes. But yes, do not put sugar things in your sugar bits and bobs.

HOW CAN HE LEAVE AND CHEAT ON THIS. Indeed, inquiring minds want to know.

Mel and Linds give lesbians a bad name. The representation of wlw on this show was the worst.