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I SHIFTED
GUYS I SHIFTED ☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆ AAAHH I LIKE ACTUALLU SHIFTED??? LETS GO???
#i shifted#!!!!!!!!!@$%^tsiydnal tjgr#LIKE WHAT???#LETF FUCKING GO???#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting community#shiftingrealities#shifters#shifting antis dni#desired reality#anti shifters dni#reality shift#reality shifting community#shifting reality#shifting realities#shiftinconsciousness#shifting#shifting blog#shifting diary
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Fandom: omg Ford was so selfish to invite Stan to Gravity Falls just to take the journal and go far away. He only cares about himself and doesn’t care about Stan at all.
Literally Ford’s mental state in that scene:

#okay this is just about one vid I saw on TikTok#I didn’t even finish watching the vid but they called him selfish for not asking how Stan was???#bro was literally being haunted by a demon for weeks???#‘oh hey stan yeah I’m fine just taping my eyes open so I don’t fall asleep and get possessed by the demon stalking me’#‘but that’s not important let’s talk about you!’#like what???#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford pines#bill cipher#gravity falls
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“Eyes on me”
DAIN AETOS….i was not familiar with your game🤭🤭🤭
#because what drugs did rebecca put in this book#why am i kicking and giggling over DAIN and SLOANE#like WHAT???#i can’t stop thinking about them#onyx storm spoilers#dain x sloane#dain aetos#sloane mairi
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I saw a thing on TikTok I think calling Solas being a Spirit of Wisdom “empty lore” and I just. Really? No?
Solas became Not Just A Spirit when he made a body. I personally think he thought at one time that people didn’t have spirits. Which is why his question to Lavellan about her spirit is so uncomfortable to him. He’s asking about something he isn’t even sure exists.
That all being said, people are bodies with spirits within them. They have souls. But no person is ever just one thing. You can be happy and sad at the same time. You can be nurturing and wrathful.
Solas can be wise and also extremely stupid. He can bull-headed and understanding. He can be gentle and cruel. He can be cunning and manipulated.
It’s all part of the difference between a spirit and a person. Spirits are one dimensional. People aren’t. To force a spirit who didn’t desire this at all to be this, to be flooded with all the complexities and nuances that a person is… if they were prepared and not willing, but enthusiastic, they’d be alright. If they’d been coerced and then not only coerced, but had their original purpose twisted even while now a person…
It’s torment.
It’s not empty lore. It’s Solas’ story. It’s absolutely who he is. It tells you so much about why he is the way he is. Why he’s so contradictory and terribly flawed. Double speaking, double thinking, lying halfway to the truth and stirring facts into his falsehoods like salt. He’s slowly being corrupted, slowly falling into being what the Evanuris were. Until Lavellan.
Lavellan is the only person who checked that.
And while Mythal does have to release him, Lavellan is the only person who Solas wants after all of this. She’s the only person who made him feel his soul again and help him to actually step back into his original purpose. The time they’re apart, he pines for her because he’s not only missing her the person, Solas is missing who he got to be again with her.
#dragon age#solas x lavellan#dragon age inquisition#solas#solas dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#solas x female lavellan#solavellan heaven#Solavellan he’ll#hell#bleh#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#the veilguard spoilers#some of these tiktok takes are#like what???
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"ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ ᴡɪꜰᴇ" - R.Sukuna
⋆˚ Your husband had been away from you for weeks, it was a grueling time away from you, normally he'd be fucking you atleast once a week, but in the past 3 weeks he couldn't do that, despite how big his ego was he didn't feel the need to go and cheat especially since you were pregnant with his child. Of course he wanted to treat his pregnant wife when he got home, despite bringing nothing back other than a bunch of dead humans and bones to add to hit collection, he was going to make you scream in joy. - R.Sukuna
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"Go easy on me 'kuna" that's all you could get out before throwing your head back, the stupid baby inside of you had taken all of your energy trying to grow, you already had back pain, which the servants got rid of, but only for the time being. And a giant baby growing inside of your poor womb, but you should've expected this as your husband was a beast, 4 arms, 2 mouths, even two dicks. And so on, you get the point. "Yeah yeah, woman" it seemed like he'd disregard your words but in fact he did the opposite, taking into consideration that you were the only woman to carry his child, so of course he'd be careful with you. Hands trailing along your baby bump, tracing the stretch marks which decorated your skin, they weren't pretty obvious, only to him since he had a good eye.
Legs bound to his thighs as you awaited for him to enter you, you were sick and tired of him teasing your poor hole, you just wanted him to stuff your insides already. "Hurry up" hands placed on your bump as you tried to find your baby boy. "Shut u-" stopping himself from saying anything rude. Fingers resting if you were wet enough for him to enter you, since he was so big it would stretch you out to your max, fortunately he was only going to put in one cock and not both. As he wasn't in the mood for lube up your other hole. Tip tracing your clit, already smudging his precum all along you. Recieving a moan from you meaning he was already leaning on a good path, dick making it's way down to your main prize, slowly opening up your hotel with his tip, already stretching you out. First dipping inside of you, just feeling the warmth of your walls wrapping around him made him want to get you pregnant once again. "Ryo.." head ruffling at the pillows as you tried to adjust to his size. "Shhh" pushing down on some of your womb, preparing you for what was to come. Retracting his hand back as his felt some kicks from his son, refusing to loose more space than what he already had. "Keep it here" positioning his hand so that it was placed on the side of your hips rather than your bump, sending shudders down your spine from his icy touch. Normally he'd never take orders from anyone but since it was you, he'd listen since your comfort was one of his top priority. Not number 1 but it was up there. Cock sliding through easily, watching as you engulfed his length, one inch at a time, he knew that once it got the 5 inches mark that you'd take some time to adjust to him. "Stay still" holding you in place as you shuffled about, trying to relax your breathing from the rather sharp breaths you kept onto taking in. Legs pressing harder into his ass you tried to contain yourself, he already felt so good despite doing nothing. Pushing another inch into your gaping hole, stretching you out for the last few of them. Soon enough he was full in, balls resting side by side touching your skin, they already seemed full enough to impregnate you over and over again. Body involuntarily moving forward and backwards as he used that as a source for his pleasure, soon after using his own to thrust deep inside of you. Skin clapping against eachother, only adding to the sound with his balls squishing itself against you. Moans erupting from your mouth as you felt him, pushing against your walls fortunately he cock had a curve so it was deep enough to reach your cervix.
Angling his body so he was deeper inside of you, tip causing friction as he ran it along the insides. One of his spare hands resting right beside you despite having some of the best core strength. Tongue releasing from its hiding place as it left a wet trail under your bump, drooling down towards your poor clit. Twirling inside, mainly focusing on your lips as he saw how reactive you were whenever he did that. Body involuntarily squirming around, trying to find an escape from his tongue, it wasn't like you weren't enjoying it, more like a new cold sensation on your body. Using his hands to hold your legs down as they tried to push against him, fortunately it wasn't much of an effort since you were so tired. "Ryo" Moaning out his name in response.
Fingers making their way from your sides towards your breasts as you tried to overcome the sensation form down there, getting dick down and getting eaten out by the same man at the same time! His normal attitude seeming to disappear as he saw how vulnerable you were to him. Hands sitting perfectly onto your breasts. Kneading and playing with the fat of your breasts, but his index finger always made its way back towards your nipple, circling your bud with it, always pressing down just to watch it pop back up. Finally getting tired of how little you reacted compared to his other things, resting his palm ontop, a warm sense erupting as you focused on what he was doing, eyes glaring over to your right breast. Tongue slipping out as it circled your breast, suckling on your nipple, practically preparing you for breastfeeding that baby of yours.
#im going insane bro ive just lost bare work cause my internet wasnt on#like im actually gonna cry#it took em an extra hour to write it all out again#when i tell you i almost started crying bro😭#i gave up halfway if you couldnt tell#then i write it out again in gmail only for it not to save#like what???#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk sukuna#sukuna ryomen#ryomen sukuna#sukuna x reader#sukuna#sukuna smut#sukuna x you#sukuna ryomen smut#sukuna ryoumen smut#sukuna ryoumen x reader#jujutsu kaisen ryomen#ryomen x reader#jjk ryomen#𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚
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"My dearest enemy is You. Run away from me, the worst is You and I."
#Spotify#ohmygod its so them#the lyrics match so well too#like WHAT???#timebomb and satosugu omfg#anyways happy stsg day!!#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#satosugu#stsg#gojo x geto#suguru geto#geto suguru#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#ma meilleure ennemie
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Y'all I think I did something wrong, I've seen memes about HDG being Transfem catnip, yet of the three Transfem friends I've sent it not one has read it through, however my cis guy friend who overheard me mentioning it got instantly sucked in...
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thank you all sm for 800+ followers! :’)

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Not me finding the GAYEST tv series even when I’m not looking.
#this is about camp cretaceous and psych btw#LIKE WHAT???#how do I even manage this#it wasn’t even intentional#I just found the dinosaurs and detective skills interesting#and BOOM more little gay people for me to obsess over#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jwcc#psych#🍍#oh and dbd as well#dead boy detectives#yasammy#shassie#jwcc benji#payneland#lgbtq+#AND BRIDGERTON AS WELL?!?!
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I simply cannot be normal about this

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its really funny how tim drake liking coffe is 100% fanon but jason todd reading jane austen is canon
#like what???#tim prefers energy drinks over coffee#once i heard tim has kicked jason in the balls more times than he has drunk coffe e in canon#and its so funny#tim drake#jason todd#red robin#red hood#batfam#dc#dc comics
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we as a society don't talk enough about the "yeehaw!" at 3:00 in Voices of the Dead
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Daniel and Fernando | Bahrain gp 2024
#incredibly intrigued by what’s going on between these two#from Daniel laughing at Nando’s shoes at the photoshoot to them posing padel together two days in a row#to nando following Daniel back on insta and finally showing Daniel his shoes like they have an inside joke????#like what???#daniel ricciardo#fernando alonso#bahrain gp 2024
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Babe: "Take off your shirt."
Charles: "Take off my shirt????"
Babe: "I saw you bust your ass earlier...I'm just making sure you aren't bruised."
Charles: "Mmmhmmm.... you sure you don't want me to bust YOUR ass??? Mommy???"

Babe:
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The show truly is at its best when they just let Freddie run rampant doing whatever the fuck he wants.
#they leaving taylor alone for two minutes and he turns into a fucking trash can ninja and incites a revolution#like what???#dndads taylor swift#taylor swift dndads#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s2#dungeons and daddies season 2#dungeons and daddies s2#dndads 2#dndaddies s2#dndaddies season 2#freddie wong#phillycheesesteakcore
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