#LIKE THAT COOKIE
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It was at that moment, that I knew: he was my son. 🤎
#i mean#my sön#sldndnskjsksjdndbdjajshdnxndndnd#that’s some funny shit right there LMFAOOOOOO#‘diversity’#LIKE THAT COOKIE#that was so savage#i mean sävägë#that was clever as hell lol#my kind of humor for real#ah yes the only-poc-in-a-crowd-of-white-cookies experience#he is so strong#🤎#omar rudberg#ÜSHËR#this entire interview was incredible#and hilarious#i love himmmmmmmmm#poc europeans my beloved#a trip down mammary lane#the first thing i ever saw of him! 🥰
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fuck w me
#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies#sure hope nothing weird happens
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au where fiddleford decided to start forgiving and stop forgetting way earlier in his life and is just a cool guy that is bad at hiding the fact that he knows things
#i saw some people doing this and wanted to insert my own thing#because i like it a lot#like he's still a cooky mad scientist type#but he has memories and is less insane#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#ford pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls au#myart#character design#grunkle fidds
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Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy
Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)
#whenever Velvette want Vox to buy her something and he says no she threatens him with taking her head off#he accepts immediately#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin velvette#velvette#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin valentino#valentino#my art#fanart#green tea & cookies#valentino praying like a madre latina
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"this website uses cookies" fucking why. i wish we hadn't named it that, so cheap and unthreatening. a cookie can be anything from a single data point to actively tracking your usage throughout websites. and if you try to research it, you overwhelmingly get (ad-placed) cheery and chipper responses that "cookies are useful data tools that help websites to help you!"
one article suggests cookies allow for "more personalized websites." i do not want them to know how to personalize their website for me. what they really mean is "make this website better for advertisers." they are not going to turn the website a nice shade of my favorite color. they are going to put ads up they think i like. so it's not for me.
okay sure. it makes shopping easier! okay, great. spend money more! happy advertiser. but then why the fuck when you google how long cooked chicken good for are they skimming your data. why when you google can my dog eat tomatoes are they skimming your data. why does mixing bleach and vinegar bad? require someone skimming your data.
so now you slog through AI responses because sometimes the AI tells you no worries! cooked chicken can never go bad and all dogs go to heaven. something about this feels like being 13 before google was really-a-thing when you had to be kind of clever about how you used Ask Jeeves. what is even the point anymore. half of these sites are not written with human hands anymore. we are creating an infinite digital graveyard in order to give advertisers more space, more billboards.
you have to find the first reputable-looking site in a list of GORP.COM/HEALTH. and when you click the first thing it says is can i skim your data? and meanwhile yes bleach and vinegar bad, you've made chlorine gas.
and meanwhile! yes! the infinite digital graveyard. the internet turned into a true highway: devoid of life. endless paved monotony. the exit sign blinking - this website uses cookies.
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please elaborate in tags :)
#personally i'm actually less likely to look out something if i'm told 'you should read it it's queer'#mostly because if the book was actually interesting they'd have led with that#and it's not a personal recommendation (you'll like this because...) it's just a cookie-cutter stamp#polls#tumblr polls
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They haven't even kissed yet. Somebody save them
#claw.art#my hero academia#mha#katsuki bakugou#dekubaku#dkbk#izuku midoriya#bakudeku#bkdk#deku is holding back i fear. hes like i want rush anything!!! i wont!!! but hes like. holding a monster back. he wants that cookie so effing#bad#and bakugou is like omg we're holdings hands. nosebleeds#deku is on step 123 and bakugou is on step 2. dont worry they'll get there eventually
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soukoku angst
#this trend is so funny 😭😭😭#long time no skk did u guys miss me?#was gonna do this w shuake but like five other ppl on this site alr did it 💀#so i decided to return to my roots#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#(well. as a cookie anyway)#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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Kalosian Emmet ideas are very entertaining rn, keep them coming ahah!!
#submas#subway boss emmet#pokemon emmet#Submas emmet#Pokemon#Pokemon legends#Pokemon Legends ZA#Kalos#Pokemon XY#Silly#I like the HC of submas being able to speak many languages but this was too funny to pass ahaha#Jun's comics#Movie reference#Meme#Mr. Bean's Holiday#Chamsin#Emmet got a lumiose galette there#Never had a galette so not sure how they're usually consumed but lumiose ones look the size of thick cookies!
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Childish mother of three
#my art#comic#shitpost#cookie run kingdom#stormbringer cookie#cookie run#crk#cr#cr kingdom#wind deity cookie#rain deity cookie#cloud deity cookie#very few people take notice of this fact in her bio and I’m quite devastated#her relationship with them is like Hollyberry and Wildberry why can’t people see this???
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Finallyyy... i finished this, just a fun idea that came to my mind with Smoked Cheese Cookie and Burning Spice Cookie c: what if...
#cookie run kingdom#crk#cr kingdom#cookie run fanart#smoked cheese cookie#burning spice cookie#fanart#cookie run#why do I feel like smoked cheese isn't even going to appear in the story#i hope im wrong
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i love this audio and this needs to be them and YAAAAAA
(This is not a ship post)
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#I WAS WORKING ON THIS BEFORE THE FULL DESIGN CAME OUT SO#there are some inconsistencies here and there but like#i looked at the trailer and i was like errrr im not redoin allat LMAO#crk#crk animation#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#beast yeast#burning spice cookie#golden cheese cookie#crk fanart#cookie run fanart#animatic#cjj anims#also you have no idea how elated i felt when the voice in the trailer matched with the voice in the audio#btw please don’t tag as ship#tw loud#I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THAT LOUD SORRYYYY
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this
#anyways time to yap in the tags 😋☝️#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that 😭😭😭😭#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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Nap time for the Lord of Destruction
#NOT a ship btw just think they're funny in a “villain and their pet” way#like cloud haetae and mystic flour#crk#cookie run kingdom#burning spice cookie#nutmeg tiger cookie#art#fanart#stuff i draw
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what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?
i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?
a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?
in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.
girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.
there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.
for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.
something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.
is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.
most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."
a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.
#warm up#writeblr#this one has bothered me for a bit#any time a woman does something even passingly annoying we treat it like a fucking crime#hey man. women are allowed to be annoying. everyone forever is allowed to be passingly annoying#as long as they aren't hurting anyone/thing#like u wanna know something? i find it super annoying that men don't wear seatbelts#why arent there thousands of comments on driving videos thats just like : men try not to die in a car crash challenge#''this briefly annoyed me''. okay??????? AND????????????????? go get ur self a cookie and calm down about it#ur not entitled to control other ppl's experiences and emotions just so u can maintain ur own peace#if being briefly annoyed ruins ur whole day! you! need! therapy!!!!#men try not to become immediately angry about nothing challenge: level impossible#ps author is nonbinary. we didn't even get into the gender presentation thing#the fact men think it's SEXY that my voice is on the lower end....
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