#LET'S CHOMP LESBIANS LET'S CHOMP

[wookieejamcrew]

34 Trilla/Masana for the kiss ask game

sorry this one took a little longer!! i LOVED the prompt and wanted to do them justice :)

“I found the Jedi!”

The Second Sister repeated the Ninth Sister’s boisterous, bloated, bleating ad nauseam. She hadn't found him. True to form, she had dropped the Jedi squarely onto a moving train. She may as well have composted his ticket off-world for him, flown the getaway ship herself. The Ninth Sister. It must have been some sick game the Grand Inquisitor was playing, pairing them off. They earned his scorn after the Bracca debacle debrief. But she would say this for the Ninth Sister: she had a way about twisting the truth in her favor—surprisingly, in both of theirs. 

“She hopped right up on it,” the Ninth Sister said of the Second Sister’s attempt at commandeering Cere’s ship from its bow, “twelve meters if it wasn’t a mile! Swerved it right off its axis. Would’ve totaled ‘em right into the cliffside if it weren’t for that runaway Seeker.” Then she turned to the Second Sister and asked, “You sure you’re not a Lepi under there?”

The Grand Inquisitor dismissed them both with a flippant handwave, and a promise it would be Vader they would be entertaining should they return empty-handed twice. As they exited his chambers, the Ninth Sister dared to say, with total sincerity: “That went well.” 

The Second Sister rounded on her, and the Ninth Sister eased backwards. “I can’t tell if you're mad at me,” she said, “‘cause of that thing on your face.”

The Second Sister breathed raggedly through her helmet, and so furiously it should have clotted her visor crimson. But she saw the Ninth Sister plain: she was toying with her. She refused to let her lead this mission, and the Second Sister, she would brook no mutiny now, not when Cere was so close. 

“Spar with me,” the Second Sister demanded. 

“We kind of have a more pressing fight out there—”

“Defeat me, and I’ll let you take the lead. And the credit. But when it’s time to break her, leave the Seeker to me.”

“I don’t care about credit, Sister,” the Ninth Sister laughed smugly, “but sure. Why not? I’ll fight you. I win, I get to see what’s under there.” 

The Second Sister scoffed. “Really? What is the matter with you?” 

“We'll make it a quickie. Do we have a deal?” 

Deal. The fight was over in three minutes. The Second Sister endured some nasty cuts and bruises, but it had been the Ninth Sister’s leadened legs which secured the Second Sister her win. She’d eased into the Ninth’s Sister's wide and powerful strikes. She watched her tells obsessively: the tension in her quads before the breadth of a deep swing, the twitch of her enormous biceps before she’d thrust downward. 

“So close,” the Second Sister panted, “I think you let me win.” 

She had expected a parry. A rough jab disguised as a joke. The Ninth Sister had instead palmed the Second Sister’s face, and the reality of her size and strength then dawned on the Second Sister. Her body betrayed her; she froze, and in a heartbeat she was Trilla again. The Ninth Sister had removed her helmet. She took in fierce gulps of unfiltered air. Her hair stuck to her cheeks and forehead in sweaty, greasy swirls. She turned her large eyes up at the Ninth Sister and ground her teeth, exposing them in an animal scowl. She leaped. The Second Sister clutched the Ninth Sister’s shoulders, wrapped her legs in a vice around her hips, and bit down hard, tugging her bottom lip until she tasted sharp metals. The Ninth Sister held her by the waist at a distance like she were a manic, possessed doll. Then the Ninth Sister did something which chilled her again: she licked her inside her mouth. The Second Sister jerked backwards, holding herself fast by fistfuls of the Ninth Sister’s tunic. She grimaced, searching for some duplicity in the Ninth Sister's face. The Second Sister bit again. More aggressively. Dowutin skin was tough; she took it alarmingly well.

This time, the Second Sister was prepared for the wet slip of the Ninth Sister's parry.

[hellheld]

ANYWAY YOU WANT ME BABY THAT'S THE WAY YOU GOT ME I'LL BE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRS

[bunnyyyuu]

includes: f! reader, aged up! yuuta + maki, lesbian fetishizing, jerking it, car sex, spanking, strap on, cunnilingus, 69 (mentioned), pervy yuuta kinda

yuuta is really happy for you and maki! he really is.

he’s a huge sweetheart, extremely supportive. anytime you two post one another on your instagram stories with whatever romance song is currently trending, he’s the first to like and reply to it. he’s always saying something about how cute you two are. on your anniversaries—whether it be three months or your two years—he’s texting both of you at midnight a loving “happy anniversary! i'm so happy for u two :) the cutest couple ever”. and he really does mean all that stuff, really.

but yuuta would be lying to himself he said that he wasn't using his unrelenting support for your relationship as a way to soothe his guilt. because he does feel bad about it.

jerking off to his two best friends? how could shame not eat away at him, chomping at the very essence of his soul. he’s always prided himself on how much love and care he has for his friends, how could he do this?

unfortunately for him, though, the thought is just too addicting. so, he’s making up for it by being your number one fan.

his head is thrown back uncomfortably against the wood of his headboard, which would normally bother him if he wasn't so occupied with his leaking dick. he’s rubbing circles with his thumb over the slit, an impossible amount of pre just oozing out of the pretty pink tip.

yuuta’s always had such a vivid imagination and an almost photographic memory, tools that aided him greatly in these desperate nights.

he thinks about the goodbye kisses—though just fleeting pecks, really—you press against maki’s lips in his backseat when he’s dropping you off after a trio hang out. he insists that he’s not third wheeling, and he also insists that you and maki need to sit together in the back. he really doesn't mind sitting in the front alone, really. especially not when he can imagine you and maki in his backseat.

he thinks about you two making out: lewd moans slipping into each other's mouths, the gloss coating your puffy lips smearing across maki’s face, the way her hands crawl under your shirt and fondle your tits.

he thinks about maki’s mean hand slamming into your cunt as you soak the leather of his seats; not that he cares about those seats anyway. he thinks about the downright nasty sounds of your sopping pussy squelching around her fingers as she cruelly plunges them in and out and in and out.

he thinks about your squirt tainting his car, leaving a mess of the liquid all over. the smell of sex, of pussy, lingering in his vehicle for days.

he thinks about how maki hugs you from behind a lot. the way her calloused hands snake up from your ass to grab your hips with unnecessary force for a simple hug before wrapping her arms around your waist and pulling your back against her chest. though, even when you two think you're being sneaky, he notices—of course yuuta would notice that.

he thinks about her bending you over a counter or the edge of your bed. your skirt flipped up, panties no where to be found, as she leaves bright red hand prints all across your ass. she’d have some wicked grin on her face as you let out little ah! ah!’s everytime her palm made harsh contact with your butt, your legs behind you flailing. her free hand would be gripping your hip the same way she does in those hugs.

he thinks about that gleam in your eyes when you're watching maki train. it's not innocent, it's not admiration, it’s something much worse. the way you chew on ur bottom lip and cross your legs over one another, resting your elbow on your knee and chin on your fist. you're watching her like a hawk, pulling her into a hug once she’s all done and sweaty with a little “you did so good! you're so strong!” he sees you feel up her arms or her thighs after.

he thinks about how that strength translates into the bedroom. how she’d pin you down completely with no effort at all as she rams the strap in and out of your aching pussy. she’d have you crying out, begging for something, you’re not even sure what. she’d make you cum over and over until your cunt was sore, slapping you around and using you. he tightens his grip on his dick just a little, precum stickying his hand.

he thinks maybe it's the opposite. maybe all of maki’s brashness, the chip on her shoulder disappears once you're between her legs. lapping at her sex like it's your very last meal, spewing praises against her clit. she's moaning so softly, scarred legs shaking. she's on the verge of tears as you bring her to her upteenth orgasm. you pull away after far too long to mumble sweet nothings at her, your beautiful face absolutely soaked in her. god, yuuta would kill to see that.

he thinks about you two sixty-nining—

“shit,” he hisses out when his phone, placed carelessly in his mess of blankets dings. he scrambles with his free hand, the other still holding a vice grip on the base of his impossibly hard cock.

a text. from you.

“wanna come over? me and maki miss u”

pump! pump! pump! he stares at the text with bleary eyes before finally spilling his hot cum all over his hand, nodding frantically at your words on the screen.

he types back swiftly with his non cum soaked hand.

“ofc :)”

[askthekoopsandjr]

Iggy Koopa (head)canons

He's creepy and he's kooky, mysterious and spooky, all together ooky... Just kidding, he's not really scary; but he is a silly little enigma.

G̲e̲n̲e̲r̲a̲l̲ I̲n̲f̲o̲r̲m̲a̲t̲i̲o̲n̲

16 years old

- Very important to note: Dragon Koopas do not age the same as humans. It is unknown how they age in equivalence to humans, but the adult age for dragon koopas is their early 30's. Dragon koopas can live for several centuries. The maximum years of life is unknown.

Agender, any pronouns (prefers he/she/it). Asexual lesbian.

- (Everyone is asexual because "it"™ doesn't exist hahaha)

- Has identified as agender for a while, but recently chose the lesbian label for himself. This choice was inspired by Wendy.

Second oldest of the 7

- All are biological siblings, born to the late Morton Koopa Sr. and Adaeh Koopa

Adopted by Bowser along with his siblings at 10 years old.

- Remembers the day his parents died just as well as Ludwig, but doesn't let on to that.

Also like Ludwig, Iggy has uncomplicated PTSD. His symptoms show drastically different from his older brother, however.

Story of losing their parents and meeting Bowser:

All creatures in the Mario world... the Underground whatever it's called have all the races/ethnicities of humans. Iggy and her siblings are German and British from their father, and South African from their Mother.

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At 10, he was sporadic and neurotic, often acting out by doing dangerous things and showing the opposite emotions than were appropriate. This would piss off Bowser a lot, and he'd often get in trouble. Iggy was miserable, but as a younger Ludwig pleaded for Iggy to "snap out of it", he just... Laughed. Things seemed to click in place for him; he realized he didn't have to be so angry and stressed all the time. In that moment, he found acceptance for himself. The worst thing that could have happened, happened. It made him weird and he was only going to get weirder, but that was okay. It felt better to laugh and smile than cause distress to those he loved.

Before 10, Iggy didn't really act much of anything like he is today. He was well mannered and calm. Is that to say he would've never ended up like this if his parent's didn't pass away? Not necessarily. He was always a brilliant mind who loved anything mechanics and robotics; but as smart as he was, his inventions still took many trials and errors. This was how he discovered that it's fun to make things act the complete opposite of their intended purpose. Mischief in general filled him with this feeling of euphoria, but it felt forbidden. He didn't let himself indulge in it the way he secretly desired.

The Iggy we currently know is a chaos-causing giddy teen. He enjoys not taking much of anything seriously and frustrating his opponents with his unpredictable and obnoxious behavior.

His hobbies are: learning and documenting/ exploring or just being within nature/ anything S.T.E.M. and/or science related/ taming chain chomps/ making friends with wildlife in general/ pulling pranks/ being silly and whimsical

Iggy loves absorbing knowledge about literally anything. All those notes hanging around in his room/lab? Look closely, and you'll see things ranging from a list of top 10 uses of nickel, to how the banana got it's name.

He's almost always smiling. There's just not much that upsets him.

He is very affectionate, and usually shows this through touch. She'll show this in unusual ways though, of course. For example, standing behind Ludwig and resting her head on his hair... Just standing there. Sometimes they'll do this to their other siblings, too.

Iggy can play various instruments, but chooses to play only the dumbest ones. For example: cat piano, otamatone, Furby organ, and other children's instrument toys.

She owns Iggy's Glass as seen in MK8D. He takes care of all the kart's windshields and mirrors.

Upon receiving their wand from Kamek, the only knowledge of magic Iggy had was a couple of nature based healing spells learned from his mother. What got Iggy interested in magic was the difficulty to learn to wield a wand; if you're not careful (or properly trained), the power from the staff could be destructive. Exploding green magic that could destroy anything in it's wake? "Sign me up, please! BAHAHA!"

- This is why Iggy's magic is the fastest. She quickly harnesses a few magic blasts one after the other, her heightened emotions in battle providing how strong a single blast is.

Kamek still teaches all 7 of them magic lessons, but it's more of a once a week thing (except in the case of Ludwig).

Iggy's hair is naturally curly, being about 3B closer to the roots and 3A up at the top. His hair is able to stand up like that on it's own when he styles it- no hairspray or gel, he just brushes it straight up and it stays. Look, if bricks can float in the air in that world, so can his hair.

- Why'd he choose to style it like a carrot/palm tree/turnip/pineapple? Idk. He never really did anything with his hair. As a kid, it looked like Hop's from the Super Mario World cartoon, so it always just stuck up like that (no, their cartoon counterparts don't exist and were not their childhood selves). His hair was always just green, btw.

Just like with Ludwig, if you ran your fingers through Iggy's hair you would feel the curls.

Pranks. Iggy is notorious for pranking others. He'll do stupid stuff like misplacing an object after somebody set it down for just a moment, or telling someone the wrong information to little things. For example: "Iggy, what's the super move for [insert game and character]?" "It's [enter sequence of buttons]" *tries it, character explodes instead* ┻⁠┻⁠︵⁠ヽ⁠(⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠︵⁠┻⁠┻

Sometimes he'll go too far with them. One time Larry had pranked him and he wanted to get revenge, so he placed a rake outside of a door of a room Larry was in. The plan was that Larry would walk out, not notice the rake on the floor, step on it, and the handle would come smacking him square in the face. The thing was, Larry was not the only one in that room. Ludwig was reading a book and decided to leave the room because Larry was being too loud with his game. Nose stuck in book, he opens the door and steps out... WHAP! Ludwig got squared in the face with a rake handle... And a book. Ludwig chased Iggy all around the castle with that rake. Iggy and Larry will still laugh their asses off if they see a rake to this day.

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With Ludwig: Iggy and Ludwig have a very close bond, even if it doesn't really show that way. Iggy loves how Ludwig's personality sort of mirrors his. He knows that Luddy is just as crazy as he is, and is probably the only one capable of bringing out Luddy's "kooky" side. Iggy's pretty good at bringing out a lot of sides of Luddy most don't see very often. Iggy also enjoys messing with Ludwig because he's way too easy to annoy, and his reactions are funny. If Iggy ever wants to infodump something new he learned, he could always turn to his oldest sibling. Luddy is guaranteed to listen and engage in a conversation, whether he likes it or not.

With Morton: Iggy likes how easy going and happy Morton is. He can use Morton as a physical leverage whenever he wanted (as seen in their NSMB2 render), because he knows Morton wouldn't mind at all. Besides that, Iggy likes partaking in Morton's interests when they hang out. A good example would be cooking; we know Morton has the best intentions, but... Not the best execution. As we know, Iggy lives for things gone wrong. Besides, she does it for brotherly bonding! Everyone else's inconvenience is just a bonus. Iggy also enjoys telling Morton about her discoveries with nature, since Morton shares that interest. Morton likes physical affection as well, so Iggy won't hesitate to give Morton hugs and stuff.

With Roy: You might think Iggy and Roy in the same room would only lead to familial disaster, but that's not really true! These two actually make a pretty dynamic team; They've both got a destructive nature and love for disorder that makes it surprisingly easy for them to work together in battle. Outside of that, Roy treats Iggy the same as his other siblings, and Iggy treads more carefully with Roy. I mean, getting bonked isn't ideal, he's not that hard to annoy. Iggy has to think of clever ways if she wants to prank or mess with Roy, like having a planned escape route ahead of time or someone/something to take the blame instead. They'll hang out casually more often than not when there's no missions to be done, like watching TV or going out to do something.

With Wendy: Iggy will totally let Wendy give him makeovers, mess with his hair and paint his nails. He's loved doing these things with her since they were little kids. Wendy was actually the one Iggy originally confided in with emotional vulnerability before Lemmy was old enough to have critical thinking. He'll still go to Wendy for that sometimes. The most recent example was when Iggy still questioned their sexuality. As the only sister, Iggy regards Wendy highly, and probably shows her the most respect out of anyone in the family. If you thought pranking Roy was a bad idea, imagine Wendy. She's safe from Iggy's antics... Intentional antics, that is. She'll definitely still get annoyed with him and yell sometimes. Teehee

With Lemmy: The Lemster and the Igmeiser... These two act like twins. They're almost always seen together, and have a closer bond than with any of their other siblings. It's not really clear how it started. Since the moment Lemmy hatched from his egg, they've always been really close. The two love causing mischief and chaos, naturally in sync to the point where they can predict what the other will do/say most of the time. Everything is fun and whimsy when they're paired together in missions, which typically leads to not succeeding... But we know that wasn't really their priority lmao. Naturally, as siblings, they'll get into fights sometimes too (ex. When both of them wanted to push the button in Paper Jam lol). Lemmy is the one who Iggy usually goes to to talk about his feelings and troubles with. He finds that Lemmy understands him best, and can see things from a different perspective that makes his advice more useful and realistic.

With Larry: Like Ludwig, Iggy wants his youngest sibling to be the best he can be. But unlike Ludwig, Iggy doesn't take it upon herself to parent Larry. She guides him in her own little weird way, as an older sibling. Iggy won't outright say what Larry is doing wrong or what he should be doing; instead she'll do things that make Larry think about why she's acting that way, and make him realize what he's doing and how he should change his actions. Iggy enjoys spending time with Larry, which is usually playing video games, other electronic-based activities, and sports. Sometimes they do stupid things, such as the prank example from earlier. They have more in common than most realize!

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Iggy never felt connected with the concept of gender. Even as a kid, she would express indifference and even discomfort with being a "boy". It just never felt right; nothing did. As Ludwig and Wendy transitioned, it made Iggy think really hard about their own identity yet again. So Ludwig is now a boy, and Wendy now a girl, but Iggy didn't want to be either! Where did his answer lie? Iggy turned to the computer in the library. Now imagine Iggy doing research on mid-2000's internet, and whatever the Nintendo universe equivalent of Tumblr is- he found the word "agender" and it's definition. That felt right. Iggy then first told Ludwig and Wendy about his discovery. Upon receiving their support, he came out to the rest of the family. He would go through different uses of pronouns until deciding that any works.

Figuring out their sexuality was a lot harder. Iggy would find themselves attracted to characters within stories and otherwise fictional people/koopas/whatever, but not really anyone in real life. Iggy wondered if she was aromantic for quite a while, but ultimately decided against it. Her feelings of romance weren't limited or exclusive. She even found herself liking the idea of dating someone in real life- she just didn't really have anyone to gain those feelings for in castle life. She then started to try meeting new people, which mainly happened through Mario Kart tournaments. There were several talented creatures who worked for her sibling's companies he's made good relationships with! She would take the time to become acquaintances with each of them, trying to see who stuck out as a potential romantic interest or who would remain friends. Iggy actually found himself giddy over a few of these creatures, confirming he definitely feels and enjoys romance. Exploring like this helped Iggy to realize that none of his crushes were ever men, only women and non-binary/mixed trans-identifying creatures. Iggy turned to Wendy for answers, in which she provided a few labels that Iggy could consider if he wanted to use them. Iggy decided that who he's attracted to best fit under the lesbian label, feeling a connection of solidarity with Wendy. He's happy with the labels he's chosen for himself.

"But Izzy, who stood out to Iggy the most? Will she ever get a girlfriend/partner???" There is a Lakitu named Brit who works for Morton's company she's had an eye on for a little while...

Iggy's needed glasses since they were about 4 years old. Momma made the glass, and Dad made the frames. He watched them as they made the glasses- perhaps this taught Iggy how to make the unparalled glass that she sells.

Iggy owns Iggy's Glass yeah yeah we know. Her company is responsible for creating the windsheilds and mirrors on the karts.

I don't consider Hotel Mario to be canon in my story, but Iggy would absolutely try to pull something as stupid as a cheese hotel.

Iggy runs a Tumblr blog, except it's not called Tumblr idk what the platform would be called in the Mario world. It's dedicated to her scientific findings, interests, computer shit, etc. Nerd things. It's got a lot of followers.

Iggy has a lot of online friends. More than irl friends. She messages them on her computer everyday.

What would Mario world Discord be called? She has an account there too

He also has a YouTube (KoopTube??), but only uploads tutorials.

She loves to bother her siblings on social media. Usually through tagging them in stupid posts, or making a post mentioning them such as: "Like for a tbh" *2 minutes later* "@/LudwigvonMaestro ur kinda gay :/" "I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE!!!!"

That also goes for the sibling group chat.

You may have noticed the favorite foods I gave Iggy were all pineapple based. That is because Iggy is one with the pineapple. There's no explanation for it.

His full name is Ignatius Koopa. Calling him by full name will make him go 😐

There is nothing wrong with Iggy's irises. The thickness of his glasses provides a magnified effect on his eyes that make it look like the iris is separated from the pupil. If he took his glasses off, or if you saw his eyes from an angle unobscured by the glasses, you'd see the pupil and iris are connected like normal. His pupils are swirls as I've been drawing them, though. It's symbolic of how he changed.

Iggy's tail wags a lot. He's like a dog it's funny

Iggy engineers a lot of things that are used around the castle and by her family. Ludwig's hearing aids are one example. She also invented the Mechakoopas, and even taught Junior how to build them.

They would really like to collaborate more with Ludwig in engineering terms, but Luddy lets his pride get in the way of that.

Iggy does not care one little bit who's the "smartest Koopaling". There's just no talking sense into Ludwig sometimes, so she doesn't bother.

[les4lesbushfire]

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[cherrymoonvol6]

so... about lunter.

...i'll understand if you stop reading now, but i still have some meta to squeeze from this so tag along for that at least.

well. if you know me at all you'll know i have a thing for problematique pairings. i crave complex romantic dynamics that have a lot of narrative potential and explore every aspect of its characters and their development throughout (and after) the story. usually, that means being into stories that involve trauma and grief. think asgore and toriel in undertale.

this is not my first time keeping up with the owl house: to satisfy my curiosity, i would check the tumblr tag every time it trended [tumblr trending tab is my newspaper], but it never caught my attention beyond that. well, that's until i came to know about lunter. see, there's something about fandom hated pairings that just speaks to me - what is it that people are so outraged about? is it because the dynamic it's too complicated? well then give me it, i will chomp it down! anyways.

so, what's the verdict? before i go into that, let me talk about Luz and Hunter™.

BUT…. BUT, SIBLINGS!: i was well aware of this claim while watching the show and i was worried that i wouldn't be able to dispute it. look, i wouldn't jump ship either way (ha, get it?). i've survived dear ships of mine becoming incestuous through weird loops (vlr/ztd i am looking at you). it's fine. not the end of the world. but, to be honest, i don't necessarily think the sibling aspect is the point of hunter and luz's dynamic.

i think their dynamic is definitely playful, and i can see how people can say it's sibling-coded. tbh, i'm just tired of every platonic relationship between guy and girl being labeled as sibling-like: it's a trend that started as a response of the opposite case when people assume guy and girl getting along equals romance (along with the “dumb of ass & lesbian”), but lately it's plasted over EVERYTHING and i just miss when people would be like "you know guys and girls can be just friends, right?" my point is that both luz and hunter have other clearly defined sibling-like relationships: luz and king, and hunter with gus. although the later isn’t as clear-cut as the former (luz and king refer to each other as siblings a handful of times), i believe that’s what the point of the episode is when hunter consoles gus in his “room”. the mere domesticity of it, and the fact that hunter is the first in the show to breach gus’ space like that and encourage him is, IMO, enough imagery to justify that claim. if anything it’s way more explicit than what is done with luz and hunter. i am open, however, to revise the claims that might indicate that siblifying luz and hunter could be the show’s point. in my eyes, the evidence is:

the fact that hunter has a deeper connection with luz out of everyone in the group.

how hunter is neither witch nor demon nor human and he's up for "adoption".

i won’t count the family line because, found family, duh - it’s the whole point of camila taking care of the kids in TTT, and the only person who has a genuine parental link to camila besides luz is vee. previous to FTF’s release i was genuinely considering an ending where hunter would migrate to the human realm, in which case him staying with luz and camila could lead to the canonification of the sibling claims. however, a main point in that argument was about hunter not having magic - with the newfound knowledge that hunter does have powers due to flapjack’s sacrifice, i believe the chances for hunter ending in the human realm are significantly less, especially when we consider that it’s very likely that luz will stay in the boiling isles.

dynamic wise, i would take the playfulness claim a lot more seriously if that ever developed past their first (real) meeting in hunting palismen. i think playfulness is just something that is baked into luz - we see it when she sticks out her tongue at amity after she sees her belittle willow, for example. however, these instances are just meant to be humorous, as i believe that what their dynamic truly is (pre-hollow mind) is more of a commentary on hunter’s self-seriousness contrasted with luz’s carefree “i’m here to make friends” attitude. hunter expects her to be afraid of him and to treat him with respect, and the times that she doesn’t he either gets mad or retaliates back. to me, it proves a point about how young hunter actually is, something that is remarked a handful of times during hunting palismen - luz won’t treat him like that because she can see hunter is a kid, just like her. even the most sibling-like they get (smacking each other after the fake-kiss) is just meant to subvert expectations via using the trope of the waking up kiss and then turning it around where they act like siblings instead [it’s also a way to establish hunter as far as it can from being a love interest for luz]. again, those instances are not part of hunter and luz’s dynamic as it stands now. like, if someone could point out the supposed “playfulness” in their interactions in TTT… nah, you can’t. their friendship has evolved past that. and you know, you can interpret that however you want. but your reading of their dynamic as “sibling-like” is just that: a reading. therefore not supported by canon atm and i’ll take full advantage of that.

speaking of siblings… it’s time to talk about the wittebane brothers.

BUT THE PARALLELS!: i do think in the show there's a real attempt to parallel phillip and caleb to luz and hunter, but i wouldn't say it's with the intentions of siblifying them. in actuality the point of it is that it's "debunked" at the end of TTT, when hunter states that belos fools people - and breaks the cycle of the "you and i are very alike" villain speech that luz has internalized due to her guilt.

[side note: i love that such a strong realization for hunter is also so narratively sound for luz’s own guilt. a testament of how great both characters are.]

therefore, the parallels are subverted by the show itself. another part of it is the foreshadowing: the show wants to make it clear that belos continues to be a threat and that he'll appear by the third act of the episode, and that we'll get to see some background of the wittebros too. besides that, the parallels do NOTHING to establish luz and hunter as siblings. after all, the whole point is that phillip betrayed caleb and he chose to shatter their bond, which is absolutely not what happens with luz and hunter. the subversion is a huge part of that, and then there’s also other aspects like belos never making that connection when he reveals himself to the main group. he goes out of his way to identify flapjack as evelyn and hunter as caleb, yet he never projects onto luz, instead only indulging in her guilt. moreover, it’s an aspect that only lasts during this one episode - kinda how most of the playfulness dies in hunting palismen. even if it gets referenced in the last episode, the fact that the connection will only be made in two episodes makes it so it’s not strong enough.

and honestly, i don’t have a lot of reasons to believe luz and hunter will become “siblings” by the end of the show in the likes of king and luz’s dynamic. for starters, they barely interact in FTF, hammering the point that luz and hunter’s connection grew based on the secrets they were keeping from the others - and so they could only rely on each other. now that everyone knows that hunter is a grimwalker and that luz helped belos, there’s no real reason for them to be paired up, much less during the neck-braking pace that these last episodes have been forced to take. moreover, i believe at this point hunter and luz are headed for very different paths, and it wouldn’t make that much sense for hunter to either become eda’s protegee (he wants to study magic at hexside and eda is anything but a traditional “teacher”) or be adopted by the nocedas back in the human realm (so many hints that luz will decide to stay in the demon realm, and we’ll see what camila will choose then).

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK LUZ IS NOT EVELYN: at this point, with only one 45 minute episode left for the entirety of the show, it’s impossible that the writers could imply that luz and hunter have a romantic connection. i’ll take the L on that, don’t worry. but holy FUCK if it isn’t clear as day that luz and hunter mirror the story of caleb and evelyn.

i hate to not start chronologically but let’s look at hollow mind first: there are pointed parallels to the silhouettes of caleb and evelyn and luz and hunter running away from belos.

this becomes even more pointed when you realize that this is the first time that hunter unambiguously rejects belos, by taking luz’s hand.

i actually love that look belos gives hunter because my god. he’s once again seeing how caleb rejects him. he has to watch yet again as he runs away with a witch.

allow me some indulgence as i repeat this: the show is explicitly paralleling evelyn to luz. she’s the evelyn in that situation. the imagery is there and it’s clear as water.

but okay. by those standards, luz and hunter being paralleled to imagery of the wittebane bros would support the point that they’re uhhh sibling-endgame. you got me there. counterpoint: who is evelyn supposed to be in the story?

evelyn, as the story masha told says, is the witch that dazzled caleb with her magic and drew him away from philip and their witch hunting agenda. now, it’s important to note that this story is obviously told from belos’ perspective: we also see how masha is skeptical to the recounting, judging philip as a jealous brat. we’re meant to criticize the story because we know it comes from philip’s perspective. therefore, while the story portrays evelyn as a bad influence that took caleb down the wrong path with her temptations, it’s most likely that caleb had already changed his mind about witches and wild magic, and him falling for a witch is just further proof that, at that point, he didn’t see them as threats anymore. this would make sense taking into account how hunter behaves in the show: he’s eager to help belos and to do that he’s accumulated a lot of knowledge about everything concerning wild magic, but also it’s extremely clear that hunter is deeply interested by it. even when he’s convinced that wild magic decimated his family, he’s still fascinated by it. it is for that reason that is really important that the first time luz and hunter bond is through their knowledge and passion for magic.

this is because, in my eyes, that’s exactly how caleb and evelyn would have bonded all those years ago. evelyn doesn’t show him something new that caleb is entranced with: she’s part of a system that he’s already warmed to, that he probably studies in his own time. evelyn just happened to be the last straw that made caleb fully commit to abandoning witch-hunting.

and as we just revised in hollow mind, that’s exactly what happens between luz and hunter. she reaches out, and he accepts her.

luz is hunter’s first real connection to wild magic: it’s clear by the way he simply doesn’t contain his fascination and catches himself after the fact. up to that point, no one has filled that spot for him. not even flapjack!

it’s funny to me because of hunter’s little monologue at luz about her not planning ahead. at this point, he’s just projecting onto her: hunter clearly doesn’t know what to do about this revelation that he likes talking about magic with luz. he folds so easily the moment that she expresses her disappointment. and i love how flapjack is completely divorced from this moment: he clearly has no problems with belos feasting on palismen, even understanding how crucial it is for the emperor’s survival, and since flapjack is yet to choose him he doesn’t even have that connection to a palisman to understand the real horror of putting them in danger. no, he lets luz go because she’s the first person that he’s talked to about magic without mincing his words or expecting punishment. the fact that luz doesn’t consider him a friend is reason enough. and not only does he let her go: he reveals his real name to her. i wish this moment would’ve been given more weight by hunter like, not telling his name to every person who crosses his path from that episode onwards, but oh well. still it’s a real moment of connection and vulnerability that is absent from any other relationship hunter has in the show (especially fucking willow sdjfhdjsk like you could argue for gus, darius and even AMITY but NOT willow), especially during the time hunter was 100% still on belos’ side.

again let me bring up the imagery: hunter lets a wild witch go, during a mission where whatever she’s taking is key for the emperor’s survival. he makes that decision, and then he goes and makes that decision again when he takes luz’s hand in hollow mind. think about this moment compared to hunter’s behavior in eclipse lake: the moment he sets eye on the titan’s blood, he doesn’t rest until he takes it for himself, relentlessly fighting amity to do so. in hunting palismen, he deliberately avoids fighting luz - and even protects her from kikimora -, even when she’s proven that she’s capable enough to kick his ass in combat. not out of pity, just genuinely out of a desire to honor the connection that they now have.

flapjack is also pretty important in this whole equation. masha makes a point in using the imagery of flapjack (not any other bird: flapjack) to show the things evelyn used to “charm” caleb away.

if they’re drawing from philip’s notes to create the imagery for the story, then it’s almost guaranteed that flapjack used to be caleb’s palisman, and it checks out as flapjack suggests the name “caleb” when hunter is undercover in the flyer derby episode. if flapjack was able to find hunter now, then it’s really possible that he’s detected most of the other grimwalkers and even been a crucial piece to allow them to break free out of belos’ control. again, belos saying “goodbye, evelyn” when he mortally wounds flapjack also contributes to this.

it’s not my intention to draw significance away from flapjack’s connection with hunter. it’s clear to me that the writers want to highlight this dynamic and flapjack transferring his powers to hunter when he brings him back to life is their way to homage their link. however, flapjack seems to immediately take a liking to luz even before hunter arrives to take the palismen away. i hate not being able to draw a clear conclusion (aka, flapjack knew that hunter would be arriving soon, for some reason) because palismen behavior is uhhh kinda erratic? and i’ve felt this way since the palismen episode in S1. but still, as the palismen cower in fear when they’re kidnapped, flapjack confidently heads out along with luz to confront hunter. if anything, he might be the exception to the rule, having identified the fact that hunter was indeed coming in close contact during that night.

what i want to highlight in the hunting palismen episode is that flapjack sticks to luz first and foremost. again, coming back to the imagery used in TTT, it’s implied that evelyn either carved caleb’s palisman or gave him the tools to do so. likewise, it’s important that flapjack uses luz as a vehicle to get closer to hunter, and as it happens in the show, luz meeting hunter is what leads to flapjack becoming hunter’s palisman. and if we take into account what i discussed earlier about hollow mind, to me it’s abundantly clear that luz is hunter’s evelyn in that moment. and this is supported by the fact that flapjack allows luz to use him to get closer to hunter once he gets possessed by belos during TTT, after we see the story of the wittebanes.

furthermore, all these little hints take on a deeper meaning when you realize that none of these parallels are given to willow, ever. not even by showing that evelyn specialized in plant magic or something like that. even in TTT hunter’s crush on willow is inconsequential to the larger plot, as the show frames hunter with luz during the wittebros story.

OKAY. LUZ IS EVELYN. WHAT NOW?: well. not much else, unfortunately. even if caleb and evelyn are explicitly stated as having a romantic relationship, luz being paralleled to evelyn doesn’t have to mean that she gets to be hunter’s romantic partner. there’s intentionality in luz meeting hunter after she gets a crush on amity, which leads me to believe that hunter was absolutely never meant to be seen as a possible LI for luz (the “sibling-like” interactions also contribute to that) as canon stands right now. like i said, i’ll take the L on that.

however i still feel that this should’ve been pointed out in the show, since the imagery is purposeful in linking luz and evelyn together. like i said on my review of the show, i feel like an easy fix to the boring dynamic between hunter and willow should’ve been to make hunter crush on luz instead. IMO, that’s the easiest way of following through the parallels without putting luz into a dumb love triangle: let her have her endgame with amity as hunter grows out of his crush and considers luz as a loving platonic companion. that way, it avoids the problem of making hunter betray belos just because he’s crushing on a witch. but, y’know, there are options beyond what we can already do with canon.

so, what’s the verdict?

i’ll be completely honest with you and say i fell completely in love with luz and hunter’s dynamic and was actively seeking their [romantic] endgame. as i said in the beginning, i love me a great, narratively compelling pairing, and luz and hunter fill the quota to perfection. whereas eda and raine do nothing with their complicated backstory (read my review for more thoughts on them), luz and hunter connection is implemented really well in canon and there’s a very compelling back-and-forth as they figure themselves out. unlike amity, hunter is crucial in the plot (amity only gets her parents’ business, which is not even that impactful either). and unlike willow, luz has a very defined dynamic with hunter that has evolved as the plot progresses.

just… part of me wonders if luz and hunter not being together is yet again part of the trope deconstruction. you expect luz and hunter to get together? sike! they get other LIs that aren’t half as interesting as what they could be together. and what annoys me is that the show could’ve done the same with belos: imagine if the show found a quick replacement for belos as the new big bad that’s not even half as interesting as the emperor, just for the sake of subverting expectations. and before you tell me “ummm, the collector?”, by now it’s clear that belos continues to be the big bad, since he’s now back in action manipulating the collector once again.

i just really, genuinely wish the show was able to go through a main ship comparable to luz and hunter’s potential together. like, if the representation is so important in the story, then make hunter a girl! like, i don’t know. there’s just unlimited potential in lunter. they’re foils to each other (both believed they were put in roles by a greater force and great things were waiting for them, only to realize that was a lie/a fantasy); they’re both deeply integral to the plot; they’re characters that challenge each other and become better people because of that; their dynamic grows and transforms due to their connection to the larger story; they’re paralleled to the couple that kickstarted this whole conflict to begin with; extremely long etcetera.

as canon stands right now, i’m very unsatisfied with luz and hunter’s romantic endgames. that won’t stop me from appreciating and loving the potential of a lunter endgame. however, potential is the key word here. in a world where they were meant to end up together, this show would’ve been a lot better as a narrative. it’s a shame that it isn’t, and i will mourn that forever.

[also. luz and hunter have the delicious size difference that lumity is lacking :)]

[vpalmersfootballgloves]

my body is physically refusing the theory that adult van is tai's hallucination and she actually died in the wilderness in '96.

we're talking about my movie nerd mega simp butch lesbian plane-crash-plane-explosion-wolf-chomp-live cremation survivor.

so help me god if she really is a hallucination, i'll let out a scream so loud it'll move tectonic plates around the world.

[yanderebutlowkey]

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finished watching viking wolf/vikingulven (2022)

i was excited to watch a movie about a teenage girl who becomes a werewolf. let a teen girl tear some throats out with her teeth, y'know? it's what they all want to do. and it's a horror slasher thriller, a genre that's hard to do poorly in.

press images of the cgi wolf are what initially drew me in and, while imperfect, it doesn't look bad in action. it acts nothing like a wolf, but that's not too distracting, and it looks cool.

i liked the nod to Fritt vilt (2006) at the beginning and the way everyone had a different dialect/accent. the slasher scenes were great (some an homage to the Thriller music video!), but woefully brief, and the second attack doesn't happen until halfway through. there was an attempt to do surreal, suspenseful horror, but it lacked in suspense. the most important characters of the movie were all girls/women, but it was strangely disinterested in them emotionally beyond a few Movie Moments.

why make a story about a teen girl who recently lost her father, is trying to find her place in a new town, and has a strained relationship with her mother and her step-father, then not have that tension impact the story at all? sure, she gets to chomp a bully in her werewolf state, but it's too quick for catharsis.

i appreciate an ambiguous ending, but this one felt more like they ran out of ideas. the prologue, which was mostly text and comprised the entirety of the viking content, felt tacked on and unnecessary, as though the "viking" part of the title was an afterthought by the marketing team. aaaand i just now read that that's likely the case. lol.

the 100% always-serious tone made it harder to ignore anything impractical/illogical or the way it fails to delve into its characters. maybe it could've been great if it was camp.

overall, it's... fine. i had no expectations and was still disappointed, but i do appreciate what's there and what it was aiming for. it made me write this much, so that should show how much it made me feel something, even if that something was the belief that the story would be handled better.

also, i liked that there was a veterinarian who looked like a butch lesbian with a mustache. he got WAY more screen time in WAY more critical scenes than he deserved, but his style was so professorcore that he was fun to see regardless.

tl;dr: it sets up emotional depth but doesn't follow through in a way that could've been excused with cartoonish quantities of blood, which it doesn't have either, but there was clearly an attempt.

[sweetiepeteypie]

Skimming for David Braithwaite — Part 1 (Spoilers)

i dont have much of the show atm (like 4 episodes) but still im chomping at the bit for another dilf!petey so give him here 🫴🏻

Episode 1

bro just wants a quiet life

god he really is a dilf. hes ringing round to talk to his daughter to make sure she wishes her mom a happy birthday ausfvaiusfh

oi oi

pov: you just found out that the woman youre having an affair with is a human being with emotional needs and you cant just keep fucking her in the back of your car during your break

let him cook

pov: your neighbour saw you at sainsburys with the woman youre having an affair with

he is, once again, grazing

oh god he said he wanted to stop sleeping with his pa but now shes just like staying? at his branch?? to make it really awkward and miserable for everybody???

christ, hes such a dad.... that so dangerous....

Episode 2

oh no the smiles back.... 🥺💕✨ (also i think hes realised that his daughters a lesbian)

lady, i dont think he wants to play sexy scrabble i think he wants you to leave him alone?

nO DAVID DONT EVEN CONSIDER THE SEXY SCRABBLE (if we dont get to see the sexy scrabble i will be upset)

oh no hes not good at sexy scrabble (he is also not enjoying the sexy scrabble)

S I R

ruh roh her kid came home in the middle of sexy scrabble

the first stage of grief; denial

his pa dropped her lipstick in the footwell of his car oooooo

[frazzledsoul]

Steve Harrington is a more perfect version of every iconic Rory Gilmore boyfriend. Think about it.

Season 1: obviously Logan. Rich kid. Coddled and entitled. Super charming. Has terrible friends. Introduces Nancy to this new world of privilege that isolates her from her friends. Coded as the villain. When she starts to drift back to someone she has a connection with because she doesn't like it anymore (aka Logan vs Jess in S6) he reacts badly. However, when he realizes that he has not treated her well, he rejects his friends and goes and fights monsters with her and her new would be boyfriend instead of begging her mother to convince him to take her back.

Season 2: Dean if he were much less of a douche. Nancy's attention has drifted back towards Jonathan and Steve is heartbroken, but deals. Decides the become the world's most harried babysitter and help Nancy and Jonathan fights monsters. He loves her, but he lets her go. There are bigger issues at stake.

Season 3: Steve spends the season in the mall becoming BFF with Robin and musing about his aimless existence. I feel this is probably off screen Jess circa S5. So does this mean that Jess has a lesbian BFF in Philadelphia who helped him become so awesome for his S6 comeback? Maybe.

Season 4: Steve is dating girls he doesn't like, pining over Nancy again, still BFF with Robin and Dustin, while Nancy's relationship with Jonathan is starting to fray. I feel this is early S3 Jess, when Jess and Rory were trying to fight the inevitable. Of course, since there is monster hunting involved, instead of running off to California Steve decides to embrace his inner Ozzy Osbourne and start chomping on bats.

Season 5: Hopefully AYITL era Jess, but that's just my personal preference.

[taoamitq]

Story Master list

I tried my best to put them in order I genuinely thought i had less stories. like excuse me?! why are there so many?! some are short most are medium some are long

None of the actual posts are in order and the master list is me grouping them by grade and trying to by timeline

NUMBER DONE: 4/92

Working on it

Finished

Pre-Elementary School Era (most told to me from family) - 5

Family dog Vs baby me - Draft

Peas and Carrots up the nose - Draft

Basement turned swimming pool in old home - Draft

Big move across the Country - Draft

They really put me on a leash smh - Draft

Elementary School Era - 20

3rd grade - Reflexes = Almost Suspension - Draft

3rd grade - Grandma passing - Draft

3rd grade - We get Puppy Marvel Surprise! - Draft

3rd grade - Am I Lactose Intolerant?!?! - Draft

3rd-4th grade - Horse back riding sleepaway camps - Draft

3rd grade - Am I Lactose Intolerant?!?! - Draft

4th grade - The great Sticky note swap shop - Draft

4th grade - They just then learned im a Pyromaniac

4th grade - Guy wanted a kiss?!?! - Draft

4th grade - Dad stop drinking! I called the cops on you! - Draft

4th grade - #1 Girl Scout cookies buyer of my school - Draft

4th grade - HOW DID BRO FIND MY ADDRESS - Draft

4th grade - So your just not letting me put clothes on the dolls - Draft

4th grade - Bad call letting me have thinking putty - draft

5th grade - Toothpicks gave me Trauma

5th grade - Pageant Princess - Draft

2nd-5th grade - Beating up boys and getting away with it - Draft

3rd-5th grade - I have a BF?!??! - Draft

4th-5th grade - Van Saga - Draft

4th-5th grade - Old pill bottles -> ask if kids want drugs - Draft

4th or 5th grade - Cousins Wedding ft. Stinkbugs - Draft

Middle School Era - 15

6th grade - Why did you stop in front of me! I now have 3 sprained fingers - Draft

6th grade - Knife! No! - Draft

6th grade - So he starts it but i get suspended! Tf - Draft

6th grade - Bro tried to grab my honker - Draft

6th grade - Grandpa passing away - Draft

6th grade - Bro was creepin so I slapped him - Draft

6th grade - THAT KID JUST BIT MY ASS - Draft

6th grade - You snorting Pixie sticks and get a burning nose - Draft

6th grade - Now its Kool-Aid?! Wait I gave it too you nvm - Draft

6th-7th grade - Lunch and After school detentions - Draft

7th grade - Why did this perv male Gym Teacher have to be my gym teacher - Draft

7th grade - Note to self: dont try on rings - Draft

7th grade - I- IN PUBLIC TOO?!??!? Girl you nasty af - Draft

7th grade - Horseback ends in Doctors office for sibling - Draft

8th grade - Lil Puppy Wonder comes home - Draft

High School Era - 26

9th grade - Freedom from toxic "friends" - Draft

9th grade - Why you tryna put edibles in my bag?! - Draft

9th grade - Classroom Fire (same day ↓) - Draft

9th grade - Bathroom weed fire (same day ↑) - Draft

9th grade - Guy punches his Gf - Draft

9th grade - Orbeez Gun and $5 - Draft

9th grade - Favorite Cousins Wedding - Draft

9th grade - Waist down went numb - Draft

9th grade - Overheating and boys who cant mind their own business

9th grade - English teacher gives me after school detention for an honest mistakeMy English teachers a Bitch!- Draft

9th grade - I bite back chomp - Draft

9th grade - is our Cheer Team Racist?!?! - Draft

9th grade - So you just gonna ignore my 504? - Draft

9th grade - Are you really wearing pink sparkly leggings? YOUR LIKE 50 SMTH - Draft

10th grade - Dad makes me have 2 mental breakdowns at school pt 1/2 - Draft

10th grade - Dad makes me have 2 mental breakdowns at school pt 2/2 - Draft

10th grade - First Ex-Gf - Draft

10th grade - English Teacher proof reads my Cannibal lesbian love story book for Free?!?! - Draft

10th grade - Booty hole Dad forgets me at school for 43 minutes - Draft

10th grade - So when the teacher calls me disrespectful is a life lesson?

10th grade - Asshole fucks up my laptop - Draft

10th grade - Mental breakdown March - Draft

10th Grade - Panic Era at school shooting threat - draft

10th grade - Classroom smack down w/video

10th grade - You got a gallbladder? nvm - Draft

10th grade - Got the prettiest Gf recently - Draft

Misc. - 10

Sneaky Sneaky child - Draft

My MSP account is no more - Draft

I learned what taking your parents credit cards does - Draft

Shop lifting what's that? - Draft

Algebra make up course makes me cry - Draft

Don't forget to lock the bathroom door kids - Draft

I adopted three kids via summer camp - Draft

Bro really broke my nail off my nailbed - Draft

Imma a runner Imma track star - Draft

We tryin that ADHD treatment. Prepare for headaches - Draft

Artist, Crafter and House Destroyer - 16

Bathroom cabinets look nice? not anymore - Draft

Teehee my bed frame needed a new color - Draft

Oh no, the chair, its broken - Draft

Playdough? Yes please - Draft

I did not cause that stain, nuh uh, wrong person - Draft

Mom! Why did you spill that make up powder >:( - Draft

Don't know where that wax came from def not me - Draft

Scissors + Old Clothes + me = Angry Mom - Draft

Soo, uh lets ignore the breaking sound the couch just made - Draft

Relax, its just window screen. I didn't even fall off the roof - Draft

Origami Take over - Draft

Friendship bracelets all alone ;-; - Draft

Book Binding for zero reason - Draft

My sewing Era - Draft

You thought you could draw bodies huh? - Draft

My writer Era - Draft

Theres 92...

IM NOT EVEN OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL YET WTF

[dontsh0vethesun]

hell i'll join the toe chewing cult why not would love to see a [milf] publicly lesbianing - 💅(also congrats on 2.5K <3 you deserve it) (also all this toe-mouth contact sounds super weird out of context but let's just avoid that subject altogether 😶)

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

chomp down on those toes bby

thank u :’)))) <3

(i should deny everything and make it seem like ur just toe obsessed)

[gnometa233]

Let's break this down, shall we?

LGBTQ+ is a grand total of 6 syllables and takes less that 3 seconds to say. I know people who's full names are longer than that. It's not a mouthful, and your excuse is lazy and unoriginal. I've heard that plenty from people like you, and frankly, that needs to be put away. And either way, any variation practically includes everyone else, though I stick with that one because it is fully inclusive. If I need to be more specific about a group's problems, I'll just say the sexuality/gender.

It isn't my problem if some people are bad actors and change q to questioning or things like that. Bad actors are always going to exist, and it should be correct to call them out. I could argue that people do the exact same thing with queer. What defines queer? Y'all don't even know! I've seen that word exclude trans people (aka "queer + trans") and include cisgender heterosexual and heteromantic men who paint their nails (under the definition of queering gender roles). I've seen that include straight polyamerous people and exclude cisgender gay people on occasion because polyamerous people are "strange too" and cis gays are "assimilationist". So if you want to argue this, then we're both wrong

It's very easy to include who is and isn't included. It's people who are not solely heterosexual + heteromantic, and people who are not solely cisgender. There you go. Obviously there will be people excluded who absolutely can be affected by said politics within the group (intersex people of all genders and sexualities have had a long history within the community, the kink community has a huge overlap, etc.) But these people are not inherently lgbtq+. Tada! If you wanna talk about issues that affect multiple groups, just say the groups. Again, it's not that hard to type/say a few extra words.

Queer is not all inclusive. It doesn't include people who don't identify with a word. But going back to referring to the term, queer is also too inclusive to the point where it erases other shared experiences. As much as y'all like to fight about it, there are fundamental differences between the groups. If I tell someone that I'm queer, it means nothing. It could mean I'm a closeted trans person, it could mean I'm nonbinary, it could mean I'm a straight woman who pegs her boyfriend. It means everything and nothing. If you like that, that is okay. But this is incredibly problematic for identities that do get easily erased, like lesbians. Notice how everything regarding them is "queer women" even if said thing only refers to lesbians? Or just bi women, even. It's not helpful.

IM BEGGING YOU PEOPLE TO LEARN WHAT A SLUR VS AN INSULT IS. Gay is an insult. Autistic is an insult. Jew is an insult. That doesn't make any of these slurs These are all identities and neutral words that are used as insults by bigots.

Queer is a slur. The R word is a slur. K*** is a slur. These words are inherently derogatory regardless of reclamation. If YOU want to reclaim it, by all means. But don't be surprised when you call someone those words and they call you an asshole. They're Derogatory words that were created for putting people down because of attributes they couldn't help.

"Queer is the word we have settled on" who is we? Did you talk to every single member of the community? Both past and present? Because I assure you that is not the case. I've met so many people, both old and young, of all identities, who do not reclaim queer. They still respect the ones who do. A community CANNOT inherently reclaim a slur for everyone, because reclamation is an individual process. You know what we call someone who forces someone else to reclaim a slur?

An asshole.

You can say that queer includes me until you're blue in the face. No, it does not. I will not align myself with people who are chomping at the bit for me to be associated with a slur. I will not align myself with people who think that gay people are assimilationists for wanting to settle down and make a happy life. I will not align myself with people who think me rejecting a slur is as bad as cis women wanting all trans women to die.

I am a lesbian. I am in the lgbtq+ community.

It seems like you're the one who isn't seeing a practical element. Leave people who don't identify as queer alone. Your emotional support slur isn't more important than other people's trauma and discomfort.

hot take but I think the "we're only talking about people who identify as queer when we talk about the queer community" thing was and is one of the worst arguments in defense of the word.

I am talking about you when I say "the queer community", and "queer people", and "queer studies". I'm describing a thing that a large group of people have in common, and you share that thing in common. Your individual comfort with the word doesn't change the definition of it.

I'm sorry you don't like that word. You don't ever have to call yourself that, and you don't have to like it, and I won't ever call you that if you don't want me to.

What I am going to do, however, is decide what language I use based on A) how inclusive it is, and B) how well it communicates my point to the relevant audience.

"Inclusive" here is an important criteria; this refers to the number of people who should be included, that are included, ideally without some kind of weird hierarchy (like we see in "LGBT+" and variations). The technical definition is what we're talking about here- putting personal comfort aside, could the word "queer" describe you?

There will always be someone who doesn't like a particular word for themselves- even if it could apply. Lots of people don't like "LGBT+" (I don't really), even if it technically applies to them. You're not more important than they are.

You can identify one way on a personal level, and still understand that when we're discussing the larger community of people and the histories attached to it, you're included in that- even if you don't personally identify with the specific word we're using. Your story, your voice, and your presence matters.

Y'all need to learn to distinguish "broad term for an experience I share with others" from "personal identity label I use to describe my individual experience to others". ASAP.

[chasingfictions]

ok also i'm on a cordy girlkisser roll lately name 5 girls u wish cordy would've kissed <33 she deserves it!!

YES GREAT QUESTION.

buffy summers obviously. OBVIOUSLY. here are some great moments for them to have kissed: in the hallway at the end of 1x11. at the end of 1x12 after cordy finds out buffy died. in 1x01 right after buffy attacks cordy with the stake. in 2x05 they make out in the car and get so carried away they forget to go into the frat party. in 2x13 alternate version of buffy's birthday party where they flirt and there's no apocalypse and cordy forgot to give buffy a birthday present so she gives her a kiss. 2x22 when they reunite at the hospital. 3x02 when they reunite in the alley. 2x01 in the alley. 3x09 in the alley. 3x09 in the alternate universe. 3x05 the whole time. 3x12 in the car. 3x11 after cordy saves her life. 3x22 at the end of graduation. there are so many other moments btw but that's just some of them.

harmony kendall u CANT TELL ME THEY NEVER KISSED. they set up that whole lesbian harmony joke on ats and foR WHAT. harmonycordy is popular girl buffywillow in that ultimately there's not much there as adults but by virtue of them both being sapphic there isnt Not a curiosity as teens about what it would be like to kiss each other!!!

willow rosenberg. THE WE HATE CORDELIA CLUB. GAY ASS CLUB TO FOUND. willow being so jealous of xander and cordy cordy being so jealous of xander and willow. just cut out the middle man and KISS. youre locked in the closet in school hard together and for WHAT.

anya jenkins. LET ANYA BE CORDY'S LATE S3 REBOUND INSTEAD OF WESLEY. LET THEM MAKE OUT!! THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO DO IT IT'S ACTUALLY STUPID THAT THAT'S NOT HOW THEY WROTE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

darla. youre telling me. that they wrote that WHOLE fruity scene in ats s3 where darla shows up and cordy is so nice to her and is fawning over her and then darla pins her to a wall and tries to EAT HER tries to CHOMP ON HER NECK. youre TELLING ME . THAT THAT HAPPENED. AND THEY COULDNT EVEN FUCK A LITTLE BIT??????????????????????? im so mad about this. ats ill fix you.

EDIT: BONUS: she should have kissed lilah oh my god. what was the POINT of having two eminent girlkissers on ats if they werent going to let them girlkiss each other

[ratmuffintherapy]

No Control

based off of one of my favorite one direction songs, "no control!" read the lyrics to "no control" here

imagine: you and eddie are hanging out with robin and steve and he just can't keep his hands off of you. as soon as they leave, he's all over you, not wanting to wait to get home after he's been waiting the whole night to get his hands on you. warning: cursing, drugs, fingering (f receiving), unprotected sex, dom!eddie minors DNI notes: i'm not going to include the lyrics to the song in the story itself, but just... just read the lyrics. also this is my first attempt at smut! feel free to leave feedback!! (i literally don't know how to write smut, i just base it off of my experiences and what i've read lol) word count: 2k

"i told you, i had it, and then you just had to come over and ruin everything!" steve was very worked up, much to everyone else's amusement. robin rolled her eyes at steve's whining.

"steve, there was no way you 'had it.' those poor girls looked so overwhelmed," she retorted, "i had to come over and save them from you."

"well, i was just trying to give them movie options." steve pouted like a baby and the rest of us laughed at him.

i was settled on the bench next to my boyfriend, eddie, who had his arm around me to keep me from shivering in the cool september night. steve and robin, bickering like always, sat on the other side of the wooden table in the the middle of the woods. behind eddie's trailer was a forest, and in the middle of it, there was an old wooden table, and that had become our spot for smoking. we had been sitting at the table for hours, passing around joints and stuffing ourselves on pizza and snacks.

i grabbed eddie's arm, which had been slowly raising a slice of pizza to his mouth, and redirected it so that i could take a bite out of it.

"hey!" eddie exclaimed, and i grinned up at him, mouth full. "if you keep pulling that shit, i'm going to have to take a bite out of you later." he whispered into my ear, as he removed his arm from my shoulders and slowly gripped my thigh. i inhaled sharply at this sudden change in eddie and robin noticed.

"you okay y/n?"

i nodded quickly and smiled at her. she nodded and smiled back at me, and returned to dragging steve's flirting skills through the mud.

"not to even mention when you were trying to flirt with that girl with the curly dark hair and you leaned on a shelf and it fell over!"

"YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!"

i couldn't help but laugh outright, leaning into eddie, and i could see the image of steve falling over on top of a shelf was making him grin. i involuntarily placed my hand on eddie's thigh, and he shifted. that one move clearly had an effect on him.

"but it's such a good story," robin whined, "you say you're so good at getting the ladies, and then you do that. i have to take down a couple pegs sometimes."

"you mean all the time." steve grumbled.

robin leaned over and grabbed the last slice of pizza from the box.

"as your token lesbian friend, it is my duty to keep you, steve harrington, in check." she proudly took a huge chomp out of the slice and hummed in delight.

steve, who was high out of his mind, went to grab another slice and was dismayed when he came up with nothing.

"robin, this calls for another pizza run."

"hm?"

"pizza. i need. pizza." steve held up the empty box in front of robin and her eyes widened as she nodded furiously.

"you guys good to drive?" eddie raised his eyebrows at the two.

"yeah, i'm fine, steve's the one that shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel right now."

eddie chuckled as the two ran off in the dark towards steve's car.

"SEE YOU GUYS IN SCHOOL ON MONDAY!" robin yelled after us, nearly tripping as she disappeared in the distance.

i leaned on eddie's shoulder and listened to the crickets fill the night air with their chirping. i closed my eyes and let the breeze wash over us, very aware of eddie's hand inching up my thigh.

"i know what you're doing." i chuckled under my breath, keeping my eyes closed.

"and are you going to stop me?"

i made no such move. instead, i held my breath as eddie shifted so he was facing me, keeping his hand on my thigh. i could feel myself heating up at his touch.

"you wouldn't dare try to stop me after you've been teasing me all afternoon with that little top of yours..." his hand moved closer to my core, "and with those pants that hug your ass just right..." his other hand moved to cup the back of my head and he pulled me in for a kiss.

it was gentle at first, savoring the taste of each other. and then it wasn't. eddie's grew more and more desperate against me. our lips moved in harmony and he slipped his tongue into my mouth, making me moan quietly.

"look at that, i don't even have to do anything to make you moan. you're already so ready for me, aren't you?" eddie muttered. i whimpered as his lips danced down to my neck, suckling gently as to not leave any marks i couldn't explain to my parents. "i said, aren't you?" i nodded furiously, breath hitching as he shifted and slowly unzipped me. he moved torturously slow and i ached for him to touch me.

"please, eddie, i-- please touch me." i felt eddie smile against my lips.

"well, since you asked so nicely..." he kissed me deeply and slid a finger into me. i moaned in surprise at the sudden feeling and grinded into his hand. "wow princess, so wet for me, huh? so desperate for my hands?" i nodded quickly and he pumped his finger out, then in again. "stop moving." i listened to eddie's command and tried with all my energy to stop moving against his hand.

"good girl."

those two words made me instantly wetter and my mouth fell open as eddie added another finger, expertly curling them inside me and hitting that sweet spot. with his other hand, he pulled my shirt down and started sucking on the top of my chest, leaving little marks, and moved up to suck that sensitive spot behind my ear. he continued to move in and out of me as he whispered in my ear, "my good girl, i want you to cum for me. i want you to cum all over my hands honey, i want to feel you cum on me."

i whispered, "fuck" as i felt a wave of pleasure start to creep up in my lower stomach. i couldn't help but chant the word under my breath as eddie sped his expert fingers up. he shifted, then used his thumb to rub my clit with just the right amount of pressure.

"fuckkk" i moaned at this new sensation as the pleasure crept closer and closer and i moved desperate to finish, against his hand. i gripped his shoulder to steady myself as i began to pant.

"that's it, there we go," eddie coaxed, "you look so pretty when you're turned on, all flushed and shit, i love the way you moan in my ear." his words brought me closer to the end and i whispered, "eddie, fuck" into his ear, which made him groan.

"say my name again, pretty girl, say it again,"

"oh, eddie" i moaned again, and cursing under his breath, he sped up the pumping. his fingers went in, curled, and went out, all in one motion, over and over again.

"fuck, i'm going to cum eddie."

"that's it babygirl, cum for me. i want to watch you while you cum." his words sent me over the edge and i cried out as my orgasm washed over my whole body. i threw my head back, mouth open, and eddie coaxed more out of me, sucking my neck as i came. "good girl. gooood girl. you look so pretty y/n, cumming all over my hands." i panted heavily as my orgasm dissipated, and buried my face into eddie's neck. he stroked my hair soothingly and chuckled. i climbed into his lap, straddling him, and instantly felt his bulge under me.

"wow, ready to go for round two already?"

"i just-- i just need a second to breathe" i laughed, and wrapped myself around eddie's torso. he held on tight to me and let me sit out my orgasm. i sat, peppering his neck with little kisses.

"oh y/n, i don't know if you want to be doing that if you want a break."

"who said i was still on a break?"

my lips latched onto the side of eddie's neck and i started kissing him roughly, grinding down ever-so-slightly onto the hard-on i was sitting on. he moaned quietly and ran his hands down to my hips, guiding them as i grinded on him. i nipped his earlobe before kissing his full lips, which were open, waiting for me. he kissed me back desperately, pulling me closer, which i didn't think was possible.

"i need these off. like, now." he slipped his thumbs into the waistband of my pants and i giggled.

"what's the magic word?"

"y/n. please." there was no smile in his voice anymore, an indication of his desperation. his eyes darkened and i pecked him on the lips before standing up and slowly sliding my pants off. i began to lift my top off my body, but i raised my eyebrow at him, asking him if he wanted it off. he gulped and nodded furiously.

in just my bra and panties, i watched him take his pants off and pull me to him. he lowered me onto my back on the picnic table. he began to kiss me again, even desperately than before. "you sure you're rested enough to take me?" i nodded furiously and he laughed. "okay then..."

he started kissing me down my body. on my boobs, pulling the top of my bra down enough to lick my sensitive nipples, and down to my stomach until he reached my clothed pussy. he hooked his fingers into my underwear and pulled it off in one swift motion. he then lowered his underwear, his hard cock dripping with precum springing up to hit his stomach. i moaned quietly at the view and eddie smirked.

he lined himself up to my lips and looked deeply into my eyes for confirmation that this is what i wanted.

"please..." i whispered. that was all he needed. with one slow thrust, he groaned and buried himself in me. i let out a loud moan at the feeling of him filling me up, and hugged his chest to me.

"you feel so good, y/n, like always," eddie whispered, as he pulled out slowly, just until the tip was inside me, "you always feel so good baby." he thrusted back inside me, making me cry out in pleasure. he slowly sped up and followed a rhythm as he fucked me senseless in the middle of the woods.

"shhh honey, you're going to wake up the whole trailer park." eddie moaned into my mouth and nipped my earlobe.

"i-- don't-- care." i managed to gasp in between thrusts. i dug my nails into his back and raked down, surely leaving red marks. i could feel eddie fucking me even harder and could hear him panting into my ear with each thrust.

"god y/n, your pussy is so tight, i'm getting close baby." he shifted so that he could roll his thumb over my clit as he fucked me, and i moaned his name even louder. i felt myself working towards my second orgasm of the night as he stimulated my pussy with his pounding and his rubbing.

"keep moaning like that, i'm going to cum right in you."

"cum for me eddie, i want to feel you cum inside me," i moaned desperately, "fuck, i'm going to cum eddie, cum with me"

"shit, i'm gonna cum!" with one final thrust, i felt him spurt his cum inside me, coating my inner walls. his groans sent me over the edge, and he slowly pumped inside me as my orgasm crashed down, making my legs shake.

as our orgasms subsided, eddie flopped down on top of me, sighing.

"fuck, baby, that was amazing." he kissed my forehead. i turned my face to lean into him and give him a kiss on the ear.

"as much as i'd love to lay here, why don't we relocate? to the trailer? now that we're just laying here, it's getting kind of cold and you're... you're dripping out of me."

eddie chuckled and nodded. "okay, let's get you home, princess." he helped me get dressed and we headed back to his trailer. "i can't promise that you won't get me all worked again if we cuddle though."