#LET HIM BE A DILF
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tntduopolls · 5 months ago
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How old is Wilbur
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iamthe-walnut · 9 months ago
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Adam redesign from Hazbin Hotel for fun. I hated this guy in the first episode but he rlly grew on me over time and became my 2nd favorite character. I wish he had more screentime, he had so much story potential, from his lore with being the first man and the his relationships with other characters. We could have had it all 😔 Hazbin hotel is good...but the pacing is rlly my main issue
I made a redesign cuz I wasn't rlly vibing with the fact that he looks like a demon and swears alot even tho he's suppose to be an angel. I think you can be more subtle with the idea that "heaven or angels are hypocrites" rather than making them act exactly like the demons🤷‍♀️ So in my reimagining, yeah he doesn't look like a demon but a priest/bishop vibe, he's still a misogynistic asshole and can either be upfront or backhanded with it depending on his mood. He doesn't swear but rather uses other more family friendly words to replace swear words but when he's pissed he won't care about censoring himself anymore.
I'm gonna do Lute next but that's it.
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lacebird · 2 months ago
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"Did you really believe I did not see it"
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go-see-a-starwar · 1 year ago
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Absolutely ready for the Haydenaissance let’s do this
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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year ago
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
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digitalcarcrash · 5 months ago
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"i don't like chainshipping the age gap is problematic" im going to explode you with my mind
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webonchin · 1 year ago
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OoOooooo I've been feeling weird(⁠・ั⁠ω⁠・ั⁠) (bad kinda way) so excuse me
Dreamling daddies as a treat for myself from my nightmare child au, bunch of doodles I had there lying around about their little (literal) nightmare,they grow so fast *wipes tear away*
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jesuistrestriste · 2 months ago
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pleasure dom!reader x power bottom!art uffffffffffphhhh
i fear this dynamic is genuinely all i write :,( it never gets old.
art just seems like he’d absolutely adore taking the strap! moaning like a whore and arching his back :/ ugh.
he’d let you bend and stretch his body into any position you want him in, and he’d take it all like a champ—every single thing you do to him.
he’s sucking your strap, bending over your lap and letting you finger him, sprawling out on the bed with his hands behind his back, and begging for you to fuck him
saying things like “oh god, yes, yes, fuck, you’re fucking me s-so good, feels so good, can you�� can i move my hips too?” when you’re 5+ inches of silicone inside him. eyes glazed over and lidded bc waves of heat are flooding his gut. his biceps flexing, while his quads shake and squeeze on either side of your hips. sigh.
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snowheartsz · 10 months ago
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I think we moved on from this WAY too quickly
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angel-sephiroth · 10 months ago
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bizarrelittlemew · 10 months ago
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wishing everyone a very "your greying hair is sexy"
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littlefankingdom · 2 months ago
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Good news everyone: the cis straight guys, that would let Bruce smash, want baby Dick Grayson in the movies as much as us! Saw one of them saying he will burn down the theater if the next Batman's movie doesn't start with the Graysons dying.
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slamminslamminmcgill · 9 months ago
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hiiii uhhh joel drabble based on my daddy dick appointment yesterday
warning: rimming, intox (poppers and weed), oral, squirting, erectile dysfunction (real old man dick enjoyers know wassup), toys, overstimulation, daddy kink obvs
anatomical terms: cunt/pussy, clit/cock/dick
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It’s not that you had daddy issues.
Or that he had a framed picture of him and his daughter on the shelf.
Or a throw pillow with the word DAD sewn onto it, clutched against your chest as he messily ate you out on the leather sectional in his one bedroom apartment.
No, he was just hot. A hot older guy that hit you up on Grindr for the ol' smoke and poke, a quick hit of some blunt and cunt. That’s it. That’s all this was.
He was just a hot older guy, and nothing more.
Not a daddy.
The picture of his daughter was not staring you down while you blew him, much too rigorously for his liking.
“Easy, easy there, easy. Slow down, baby. I don’t wanna cum yet. Just- Just lick my balls for a little bit. Nice and slow, good boy.”
You did as he said, slithering your tongue across and smothering your face in his massive balls, trying and failing to fit even just one in your mouth. You did not want to think about how that girl in the picture frame was once swimming around in them.
And you definitely were not wondering if his daughter’s mother ever ate his ass out like this. With how tense he was, you figured probably not, but he opened up beautifully once you lubed up your fingers. Hell, he even took that buttplug like a champ.
“Oh, Jesus Christ… Ngh…”
“You okay?”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m good… Just gotta… Mmm, just gotta get used to it, sweetness.”
Maybe his ex was kinky. Maybe she’d been the first one to touch his prostate. Or maybe it was his doctor just a couple weeks ago. Maybe it’d been revelation, divine knowledge bestowed to him while bent over on the exam table, and he’d been experimenting ever since, trying to make lightning strike twice.
You were not trying to guess whether he was divorced, a widower, or a cheater. Hopefully not the third, because nothing will kill an orgasm faster than a vengeful spouse and a loaded handgun. But hey, that’s not your problem. Not yet, at least, and hopefully not ever.
Just a hot older guy. Decades of experience, and it showed. He surely knew his way around a pussy, liquid proof dripping from his mustache. He knelt down in front of you once more, hoisted your legs onto his shoulders, and yanked your butt off the edge of the couch.
“Got the poppers, bud? Y’wanna hold ‘em up for me?”
You uncapped and held the small bottle to his nostril and watched him take a five second inhale, then a breath, and another five second inhale.
Fuck, he was hot.
You barely had time to bring the poppers to your own face before his went down. His tongue pressed and flicked, swirled and licked your fattened clit. Two long fingers shoved up your pussy, and one snuck up your ass, all three reaching much deeper than you could do yourself. They pumped in time with his mouth, at first. Steady, deliberate motions intended to open you up for something more. He rose to his feet, bringing your legs up with him, and feverishly pumped his half-hard cock. Brows knit in unwavering focus as he tried to get it all the way up.
“Shit… won’t stay up. Hol’ on. Where’s the damn…?”
He grabbed a rubber ring off the coffee table and slid it onto his cock, tugging his heavy balls through the loop. You watched, entranced, having no frame of reference for what that might feel like. You tried to imagine it on your own cock: a tight pinch, forcing all that blood into it, all that pressure. It sounded heavenly on its own, but to be fair, you had much less dick to fill. The ring seemed to be doing the trick for him, though. He finally got it up, poked it against your cunt, and shoved it in. No time to waste, and no time to adjust before he started coring you out on the couch.
For about three thrusts, and then he fell out.
“Son of a… Fuck it.”
In a fit of sexual frustration, he fell to his knees and plunged his face into your pussy once more. All tact and any shred of restraint he had left was gone. He was an animal, and devoured you as such. He sucked your tiny dick up into his mouth, tugging at it like he was trying to tear it off. The three fingers went back into your holes as if they'd never left, finding your sweet spots in a matter of seconds. He jackhammered them, forcing you to bear a ruthless, brutal onslaught of pleasure. The speed had your entire body shaking, even down to your voice.
"F-F-F-u-u-u-u-u-c-k-k, o-o-h-h-h-h, y-y-y-e-e-e-e-e-s-s-s..."
It sounded like you were moaning into a desk fan, the sobs of ecstasy being intercepted by his hand. His wrist did not falter, not for a moment. Not even when every jab of his fingers got him splashed with cum. Every. Jab. You honestly didn't even know you could physically squirt this much. Hell, you couldn't stop squirting. Not that you'd want to, but still. He just took it on the chin, quite literally, snarling with sadistic satisfaction as he drank it all down. When his thirst was finally quenched, he pulled back, his face glistening with your juices.
"Sorry I couldn't get hard, darlin'. I dunno if it was the poppers or the pot or what... Usually doesn't happen to me."
The fuck? The man sucks your soul out of your body, gives you an industrial-strength orgasm, and the first word out of his mouth is sorry? Your cunt was still buzzing a good 30 seconds after he stopped and he thinks to apologize? Is this guy for real? You shut that shit down right away.
"No, no, no, oh my god, you're... you're fine, don't worry... Shit... That was... You're fucking amazing... Thank you..."
"Aw, pleasure's all mine, sugarplum. You taste fuckin' incredible, y'know. I could-"
*RING*
"Shit, it's my daughter. I gotta take this."
Saying the quiet part out loud, it seems.
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callsignred · 8 months ago
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southernspooks · 2 months ago
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when you've been role playing with your friends too much and now you're in love....
ANYWHO heres my Dr.Easterman.
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sim-patelle · 10 months ago
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Dad Ushijima - Headcanons
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fluff, two daughters (10 y/o gap between them), mentions of sex, much love, no warnings
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The man loves you and his daughters endlessly, no one could rip him away from his family
It felt like a dozen of white doves would greet him when your little daughter would jump into the bed to wake you both up, feeling at peace as he looks at her
"wake uuup~!" chimes from her, messy hair and her little chameleon plushie in her arm
Your husband looks at you with a tired smile, greeting you into a new day with a press from his hand in your intertwined hands
Tired footsteps from your elder daughter appear from the doorframe, a yawning haunting your teenage daughter
"she woke me up first.. So I said to her we'd make breakfast for you two"
You looked so proud to your both kids, slowly sitting up and leaning onto the board of the bed, your husband following the same steps
Your daughter brought two tablets onto your boths laps
Each of you having a tea, two toasts with marmalade and a fruit bowl in front of you
"and you both did that?" Ushijima asks, looking to his daughters with a loving gaze in his eyes
"yes yes! I made the fruity bowl for you!" said his little daughter proudly, falling into a crossed-legged position with her plush
You snickered lightly, looking at the 'fruits' in his bowl
Some big apple pieces, mandarins, a chopped carrot, chopped pieces of a peach and some little tomatos are visible in his bowl
Even your elder daughter had a little mischievous smile on her tired face, sitting on the side of your bed
But Ushijima loved the appreciation from his little daughter, rushing his big hand through her hair, covering her scalp
"that is so kind from you" he said in a calm tone, smiling lightly and starting to eat his 'fruit' bowl
Your elder daughter looked a bit perplexed to her father
But you just enjoy his smile
His smile went much more brighter as you started a family with him. In former days, he didn't even have a soft gaze on his face, only being a little less stiff from his usual behavior when he was with you alone
Your daughters were the whole peace for you two, sharing even more love in this family
Even at the lower times, when you and your teenage daughter had some various disagreements, Ushijima would try to always keep the peace between you, helping you to understand his daughter
Sometimes these both would even revel against you, but it was mostly loving to see the deep connection in the family
Your elder daughter is more of a daddy's girl, while your younger kid loves the affection and time you spend with her
Ushijima always gazes at you with a caring face when you lift up your daughter and snuggle
Your little nose kisses you give your kid and the charming laughter from his daughter, brings his heart to melt
He loves you even more everytime you do this
Ushijima then always plays with the thought to have a third baby, but you always could overrule him with the fact that your youngest daughter is still needing attention to grow up
The age difference between your kids is a bit large, being 10 years
But your daughters love each other and your elder kid even sometimes helps you out with her sister when you have stressful days
Sometimes when Ushijima helps out your teenager in math's and science, you see yourself sitting there, struggling with the instructions from your father
But because your daughter has the stubborness from you, it's a calming tutoring lesson, you wished you had too
You are so proud of Ushijima, always treating him with short kisses throughout the day
Sometimes when the time is on your side, you both make out in the bathroom or your bedroom, you having your struggles to silence yourself when he's whispering dirty things into your ear while he kisses your collarbone, his hands caressing your whole body with rough movements
It's hard to really have sex with him while you have a toddler in your house
but it's extra thrilling for Ushijima to treat you roughly in the night while you have to keep quiet, trying not to wake your kid next door
Eventually when you would be too stressed out and fall asleep on the couch, Ushijima plays with his little daughter in her room
When you wake up and wonder where your husband went, you'd always find him in the kids room, sitting next to your daughter and playing cars or puppets with encouragement
He is the definition of a perfect father in your eyes
When he gets home, your teenage daughter fist bumps his father causally, walking up the stairs to go to her room
Your younger daughter would geek and run up to him, cuddling his leg
His hand always always strokes through her hair
But when he turns around to you, his hands wrap around your waist, giving you a passionate kiss on your lips and a last little one on your forehead
It always brings your heart to melt, even though you get this every day
His daughters have a tricot of him and never giving them back
For you, he's the definition of a percent father
Sometimes even you want a father like him, getting all the love you deserve
But you already get it, the love he shares in this family, it's also for you, it comes from you
You both love your daughters endlessly
More than to the moon and back
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