#LESSON TWO
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Drunk Driving, Distracted Driving, Disconnected Driving can, have and do kill people.
STOP.
You are directing two tons of metal at high speeds on the road. You 100% could kill someone
Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.
#TWO IMPORTANT LESSONS#I have continued to keep ever since I learned how to drive#which is 10+ years ago#Lesson One#Everyone else on the road is a moron#You know how to drive and obey driving laws#other people will behave exactly as the notes on this post#So be vigilant because some jackass filming a TikTok could hurt you#LESSON TWO#Count to five if you're behind a car at a green light#don't immediately accelerate to help with spacing#so you're not tailgating or at risk of rear-ending
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Not beating the allegations.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#su she#lan qiren#(I oscillated between writing a funny or a serious final comic for season 2 so hard I did both. Enjoy the funny bonus!)#Woah hey! Two characters we have not seen in a long time!#Su She hasn't been seen in 100 comics! Unfortunately LWJ has a taste for his blood. He has only moments left to live.#I honestly thought LQR died (adaption memory blur) and I did *not* expect him to show up here.#That said it does act as a way more personal blow to LWJ's reputation for LQR to be there.#By staying on WWX's side he's not only throwing his reputation to the wind but also facing familial judgment.#It hits so much harder when the choice isn't an easy one to make.#Choosing to stand at someone's side when they *have* actually messed up - when they do have faults and flaws - that's love.#Love is hard work! Love is not low maintenance and good days every day.#Love is being able to say 'I am choosing to bear your weight when things are heavy.' Love is doing that reciprocally.#Which is 100% a real life lesson I am passing on#And also a plea for why it is so important we give credit to WWX's atrocities.#He *did* do some of that shit. He isn't fully innocent and it gives LWJ's choice so much more weight.
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I haven’t gotten to lesson 16 yet is this how it goes
#aaaaaaaaaa#art#digital art#tags?#obey me#drawing#obey me shall we date#oc#obey me mc#obey me oc#obey me belphegor#obey me meme#omswd meme#obey me fanart#obey me Belphie#me when belphie’s my favorite#you have two routes#romance or lesson 16 /j
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Substitute City Ghost
Clockwork had a plan. Their young king needed to learn how to take care of people without the kind of hero like fighting he did in Amity Park. There was a lot to learn for the young halfa and his king classes could only cover so much. Thus he had found a plan that would give his king the perfect learning expirence while also helping out his recently new friend. Well not that new since his friend was quite an old ghost of their own. But he had only recently made direct contact with her.
Lady Gotham was an old and powerful ghost. Born from the beliefs of her city and strengthened by the once living and protecting it. But she was stretching herself thin. Managing her city, helping the dead find their way, looking out for the shades, and protecting the weaker entities, was already a lot of responsibilities for a city ghost. But Lady Gotham has added more to her plate, supporting those that protect her city. Mortals that she called her knights. Aiding them by controlling the shadows, guiding those that need help toward them, or the other way around, guiding her knights to those that needed help. She was strong, but even a ghost like her could grow exhausted. His friend needed rest and recharge. Surely Lady Gotham wouldn't say no if he invited her to a vacation to the Realms, and in that same invitation, he would direct his king to his new hands on training.
The bats and birds knew something was different about Gotham lately. It was strange and slightly unsettling. The change felt like it had just happened overnight. They were suspicious, wondering if they were sensing one of their rogues planning something big. Jason and Duke appeared to sense it the most.
At first, it didn't appear to be too big of a problem, but then strange things started to happen. Their rogues started tripping over, seemingly nothing. And if that wasn't enough it appeared like their rogues were a whole lot more inattentive to their surroundings. Now the Bats and birds were good at sneaking, but they had human limits. Yet there were times they snuck up on them like they weren't even seen.
Dick swore that one of the goons had stared at him and didn't see him, even though he had tried to pull the tap their shoulder and greet them before punching them act. The guy had turned around and stared at him before looking around like no one was even there until he punched the guy anyway.
And that wasn't even the weirdest part. Bullets, throwing knives or anything aimed and thrown at them never hit their marks. Not for the lag of them dodging but for the things they were sure they shouldn't have been able to react in time for. Tim espacially had pointed out that a bullet should have hit him once but it never even graced him. Yet when he checked the place after the arrest. There had been a clear bullet hole in the wall where he had been.
They weren't sure if it was a blessing or a curse. They had even tried to get a member of the Justice League Dark to look into it. But strangely enough Constantine had refused to even set foot into Gotham for once, and even insisted that the other do not either.
To say that Batman was not amused would have been a very big understatement. The man was brooding. And of course Dick had to jinx them too. The eldest bat kid had to mention that it at least wasn't getting worse.
And don't you know it. It got worse. Like weirdly alarming strangely worse.
Because, how else would you define it when you're in the middle of a briefing with your patrol partner for the night when suddenly a Lazarus Pit look alike portal opens below your feed swallowed you up and the freaking drops you into the middle of a crime scene or mugging.
It was only thanks to their training that they were able to react quickly enough after a bound of disorientation. But fuck did that gave them all a good damn heart attacks when that happened the first time to Damian of all people.
Something was definitely wrong with their city. Thankfully they had some sort of hint, because the first time the Pit portal happened to Duke, he claimed that he saw a white haired figure right before it had swallowed him hole and spit him out at a bank robbery.
Danny was honestly believing he was doing a good job as substitute city spirit while Lady Gotham was enjoying her vacation. Sure , he still had trouble with some things, but he was sure he was getting the hang of the whole supporting the cities vigilantes gig Lady Gotham had going on. The whole managing the shades and the dead spirits was still up in the air, though. But at least he had figured out a way easier way to guide the vigilantes towards the once that needed help.
Now he just needed to figure out what was wrong with that one guy in the red helmet and he was sure that both Clockwork and Lady Gotham would be proud of him and how he had managed her city during her vacation.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#crossover#dcxdp#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#duke thomas#bruce wayne#lady gotham#clockwork the ghost#lady gotham needed a vacation#and danny a lesson and how to manage taking care of people the not hero way#clockwork thought he was hittinv two birds with one stone#so danny became lady gothams substitute city ghosts#the bats and birds knew something changed#danny believes he figured out vigilante support like lady gotham had#but he is just making the poor bats more and more paranoid and suspicious#the lazarus pit portals were not helping#even if they guided the bats to the crime scenes quicker
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Arthur keeping tabs on Merlin day 1 so they can “accidentally” run into each other at the market
#listen#tell me im wrong#you just KNOW arthur put leon in charge of training that day like#‘I’ve just taken on a crucial task of the UTMOST IMPORTANCE’#and it’s just orchestrating a follow up meet cute with a farm twink#arthurs two friends full on followed him the whole day thinking#‘I can’t wait for him to teach this peasant a lesson’#and then it immediately turned out the lesson was just Homosexuality 101#the reason arthurs friends are never seen with him again is cause they were like#…#‘so what the fuck was that 👀’#and arthur was like#‘I will NOT accept this judgement of my princely actions’#while ye olde bedazzling a MERLIN STAN tunic#in a land of myth#and a time of gays#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#bbc merlin
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LESSONS IN CHEMISTRY | 1x07, "Book of Calvin"
#lessons in chemistry#lessonsinchemistryedit#brie larson#lewis pullman#elizabeth zott#calvin evans#tvedit#appletvedit#cinemapix#perioddramaedit#these two are so good together#this book has my heart#mystuff#i really loved this#1k
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✨☆彡Pharaoh☆彡✨
#ocean#incredibly grateful for this vessel#grateful for my spirit#grateful for all the lessons learned and all the blessing pouring in 10 fold#winkté#2 spirit#two spirit#lakota sioux#cherokee#indigenous#pharaoh#egyptian pharaoh#lord ganesh#kali maa#goddess kali#lord shiva#bast#bastet#dua bastet#locs#long locs#loc journey#okay to reblog
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#mine#doctor who#dwedit#peter capaldi#pearl mackie#:')#had to watch the solar eclipse on nasa's livestream today#i had it going for most of the morning for my students#or i'd have it in a little floating video in the corner of the screen during our lessons lmao#it was still very fun#one day i'll go see a total solar eclipse with my own two eyes#hope you all had a good day today :')
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Yor, the eyes are the window to our soul. You cant hide your crush anymore
#i gave up with the rendering and fixing everything 🤡 i just wanted to show these two being lovey dovey#my art#spy x family#yor forger#spy family#loid forger#loidyor#twiyor#my spy family art#yor x loid#she looks like she’s gonna devour him after the lessons
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#they r so screwed. theyre toast. its joever. those notes will do NOTHING to help them. 'ask jamil' and a line down the page. cmon#silver looks soooooo cyute tho. crewel im sorry these two will eternally be in supplemental lessons#i think that perhaps the cauldron is supposed to have blue liquid not pink smoke. but who's to say#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#kalim al asim#divus crewel#suntails#i was literally starting the rendering on this when crewel's card came out so i immediately pivoted to that greenish lighting#twas the best
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"I'm out of ideas. And then I met you. And you had so many. It was like I could breathe again. We were building something. And then you just... you left me, with no explanation, you just..." Lewis Pullman as Calvin Evans Lessons in Chemistry | S1.E2
#god his face in this scene#his expressions! his eyes!#the little blinkies#absolutely devastating#calvin evans#lessons in chemistry#lewis pullman#likearolloftape gifs#calvin#the middle two get bigger btw
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having a wee bit of a style crisis so enjoy some little feline blue doodles while I try to get my shit together <3
#ml feline blue au#ml fbau#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#ml#carpetbug art#marinette#miraculous fanart#adrien agreste#adrien#marinette dupain cheng#low key really like this style? but idk if i can maintain it yk?#i guess we’ll see lmao#not very happy with marinette but WHATEVA#alya took several videos of their swimming lesson for marinette to rewatch and die all over again#ALSO ALMOST DONE WITH CHAPTER TWO I PROMISE#carpetbug comics
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sister quarrel
#Juliana read chapter 8 and she's pissed#she's going to teach Letty a lesson or at least try to#while these two are fighting Anna is doing a music video with Nemona#she is truly winning#scarlet koito#scarlet pokespe#trainer scarlet#juliana pokemon#anna biribiri#nemona pokemon#scarnemo#julinemo#but it's actually nemoanna#pokespe#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon sv#pokemon
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i want you to know i’m literally kicking my feet and giggling anytime you do anything yuuta related
teehee this ask is old but i’m gonna use it as an opportunity to talk more about tennis player yuuta in light of spending my entire day watching the olympics
let’s talk about yuuta girlfailure core <3 ik i wrote a drabble about you pretending to want tennis lessons to get in his pants, but allow me to offer you this: he legitimately cannot be around you, much less attempt to be your teacher if you decide you wanna dress up in a tennis skirt. the first time he sees you in one (or worse, on the little tennis dresses) he makes up some excuse about having to take a call or not feeling well, when really he’s just in the bathroom trying to get a grip (and it does not work).
the second time you get all dressed up for lessons from him, he pawns you off to megumi. he doesn’t want to disappoint you with completely cancelling your lessons and wasting your time, so he figures his very decorated doubles partner will make for a good stand in teacher while yuuta scurries back inside and takes a very cold shower.
and when he finally does get a hold of himself, it’s not even like he goes easy on you bye, he’s pummeling you but it’s only bc he’s so frustrated, and unfortunately for you, tennis happens to be his outlet 😭 when you finally march you way over to his side of the court and grab him by the ear and ask him what his problem is he’s literally trying to count sheep in his head to avoid saying something embarrassing or flat out moaning because wow you look kinda good when you’re mad and him and why does the pain of you pulling at him feel kind of good and he’s wondering if he just stands there long enough if you’ll slap him and, and—
“yuuta okkotsu are you whimpering?”
“no…. maybe,” he pouts, dipping his head down to rest it against your shoulder. he can feel the vibrations of your laughter as he shamefully confesses, “i didn’t know i’d have a thing for you doing this and… dressing like that but i do.”
“yeah, join the club, loser,” you giggle when he pulls back with a scrunched expression. you smile as you press your index finger between his furrowed brows, “the only reason i have any remote interest in learning to play is because you look crazy good while you’re playing.”
“oh, okay…. wait—really?”
you nod earnestly and it paints the sweetest blush across yuuta’s cheeks. instinctually you reach out to pinch them, bemused by how your boyfriend has the ability to go from hitting a ball several miles per hour to being reduced to a reddening mess at the touch of your fingers.
“yes, really,” you tell him, “but i do actually want to learn, so we’re going to have to figure out a way to do this that doesn’t involve you running away, or me getting clobbered by tennis balls.”
“yeah, okay,” he nods, breathless, and that intense look is back in his eyes when he places his hands on your hips, “but, not now. later. i don’t want to play anymore.”
#anonymous#my favorite girlfailure <3333 him and satoru.... theyre blood relatives for sure#yuuta okkotsu 24 yrs old grand slam champion multi national champion and now two olympic gold medals#and hes CRUMBLING at the sight of his girlfriend in a tennis skirt........... pathetic....... need that. BAD#jjk x reader#see also: the first time you get an actual lesson he has you in full leggings and long sleeves 😭... girl failure indeed#this is why he says he doesnt think about you While hes playing in all his interviews 😭#yuuta x reader#tennis au
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easy prey | hidden & leviathan
LeviathanTale by skumhuu
Error by loverofpiggies
Ink by comyet
#zu art#comic#mermay#leviathantale#error!sans#ink!sans#moray eel!error#squid!ink#undertale#undertale au#utmv#'come on! what is a simple bite among friends?' XD#you're watching animal planet now ;D#the headcanon is that when Ink runs out of his paints/ink he takes a small form to save energy and replenish his stocks#Error /can/ fight back in his leviathan form but this will be a good lesson for him :')#idk if I'll have time for more Mermay prompts so have these two for now <3
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It took 2 people to fully convince Crosshair to do a 180 on the Empire - but neither of those people were Bad Batch members.
They couldn't be. What would a squad of defective clones who had been disobeying orders since day 1 know about loyalty to an institution determined to establish order for the good of the galaxy? What would they know about finding purpose in being "good soldiers"?
Now, I DO think the seeds of Crosshair's eventual defection were planted by his brothers. Hunter pointing out that "Blind allegiance makes you a pawn" and then telling Crosshair "All you'll ever be to them is a number" are statements that are proven later to be true. But it takes Cody and Mayday to drive the lessons home.
Cody and Mayday share several characteristics that place them in unique positions to influence Crosshair:
Both are regs who accepted and befriended Crosshair - Cody says he specifically asked for Crosshair for the mission, and Mayday is upfront and friendly to Crosshair right from the start. (Contrast this to the other regs getting up to move tables when Crosshair sits to eat, or the other clone troopers who walk past Crosshair to get onto the shuttle without even sparing him a glance.)
Both are commanders. (I believe Crosshair ultimately respects authority for the most part: even when he was arguing with and challenging Hunter in "Aftermath," he still deferred to Hunter's orders until his inhibitor chip was intensified and he was then promoted to commander.)
Both are loyal soldiers who have served the Empire well - again, these regs are still commanders even under the new government. And we all know how important loyalty to the Empire is to Crosshair at this point.
Both save Crosshair's life during their missions.
In short, both are regs, but they are still soldiers Crosshair can quickly identify with and trust.
I think it's key that Crosshair encountered Cody before Mayday, though. And despite their similarities, both soldiers drive home different points.
CODY
Cody is one of the few regs we know Crosshair already respected - and still respects, given that Crosshair almost smiles when he recognizes him.
(Some proof in case it isn't apparent: Crosshair goes from frowny face...
...to relaxed almost-happy-if-you-squint-just-right face)
Anyway, while Cody does drop some hints early on that he has doubts about the Empire, he is willing to carry out the mission to rescue "Governor" Grotton, showing he will follow orders to a certain extent. However, he shows more restraint than Crosshair might have: he doesn't attack the civilians despite their obvious mistrust of the soldiers, he comes to an understanding with Tawni Ames, he's NOT willing to follow an order to execute her, and he is clearly dismayed and disappointed by her death.
And so, at the end of a "successful" mission, Cody more plainly reveals the depth of his dissatisfaction with following orders against one's own moral scruples:
Hunter had said "Blind allegiance makes you a pawn." And Cody, unwilling to blindly and unquestioningly be a pawn - or act like a battle droid - any longer, goes AWOL.
But that lesson alone isn't enough to make Crosshair turn on the Empire. Instead, he needs Mayday to give him the final push.
MAYDAY
First, Mayday indicates how appalled he is by the idea of anyone leaving their own behind - which we know is a sore spot for Crosshair. But most importantly, Mayday has demonstrated since he was first introduced that he strongly believes in soldiers being loyal to and looking out for each other (which is far different than just being loyal to the Empire).
Second, Mayday unknowingly challenges Crosshair's belief that serving the Empire provides meaningful purpose. (Remember that one of Crosshair's main arguments to his brothers about joining the Empire was so they could "find purpose again.")
Then, he unwittingly goes for the jugular and rips apart the motto Crosshair had adopted.
And then, in case Crosshair has any lingering doubts about the answer to Mayday's rhetorical question, Nolan decidedly answers the question for him.
Hunter had said "All you'll ever be to them is a number," and he is proven right in the most heartbreaking way.
Crosshair had accused his brothers of not being loyal to him; unfortunately, now he sees what true disloyalty looks like. And for Crosshair - severe and unyielding - realizing that he has misplaced his loyalty by giving it to an entity that mocks him and casts him AND those he cares about aside for doing so... this is the final straw.
Thankfully, Crosshair has now rediscovered the people who are worthy of his loyalty.
#the bad batch#tbb#clone force 99#star wars#star wars the bad batch#tbb crosshair#commander mayday#tbb mayday#commander cody#tbb cody#lessons learned the hard way#tbb analysis#and now i'm crying#shouldn't have rewatched these episodes#but they are SOOO GOOD#save crosshair#amazing character development in only two episodes#this is longer than i intended it to be - again#but this is what happens when i have to wait four more days for the finale
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