#LE GASP AHHHHH

[ssreeder]

Chapters: 15/? Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Aang/Katara (Avatar), others to be tagged later - Relationship Characters: Sokka (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Aang (Avatar), Katara (Avatar), Toph Beifong, Jet (Avatar), Suki (Avatar), Kyoshi Warriors (Avatar), Iroh (Avatar), Jee (Avatar), Hakoda (Avatar), Bato (Avatar), A bunch of OCs, Long Feng, Joo Dee (Avatar), Azula (Avatar), Mai (Avatar), Ty Lee (Avatar), Ozai (Avatar), General Fong (Avatar) Additional Tags: Violence, Blood and Injury, War, Minor Character Death, Rape/Non-con Elements, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Attempted Sexual Assault, Major Character Injury, Amputation, Implied/Referenced Suicide, possible major character death, themes similar to the first two books, Sexism, Racism (like has already been written in first two books), dark themes, Human Trafficking, Slavery, Just a lot of dark war-like themes, there will be a battle, Torture, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Injury Recovery, Healing, Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Animal Death, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Warnings each chapter, Hopefully some healing for Zuko finally, no promises, but that’s the goal, Reunions, hopefully a happy ending, Sokka gets some healing too, Non-Consensual Drug Use Series: Part 3 of Leaving It All Behind Summary:

-This is the last book of the series LIAB, please go read the other two books before this, or you will be very confused-

Zuko has been taken by the Earth Kingdom army to who-knows-where, and Sokka is determined to get him back.

But he can’t do it alone.

With Suki and the Kyoshi Warriors by his side, Sokka is headed to Ba Sing Se to find Katara and Aang so they can go rescue his fire bender.

Things aren’t as easy as he had hoped. Corruption, lies, and unknown horrors await them inside the city’s walls. None of this is helping Sokka’s mental well-being.

Hakoda and his men face a problem of their own as Azula approaches with the intentions of making it rain fire.

Sokka and Zuko will both find themselves having to reintegrate back into a life they thought they left behind, with people they hardly remember. It isn’t easy for anyone, especially when they don’t recognize the person standing in front of them.

[wild-adventures]

Storybook Island

Rapid City, South Dakota

Shawna Loree

Who has grown up without reading Dr. Seuss books, or at least Cat In The Hat? At Storybook Island in South Dakota, every child gets that opportunity. How? You might ask... Well... I will tell you. You wander down paths, past dragons and through ice cream cones... You hitch a ride on Noah’s ark and travel the yellow brick road. Eventually you find your journey winding past a little red house with a cat sitting on a bench.

Now this cat is no ordinary cat. This cat, well... he wears a hat. “My Lord, he wears a hat?” you gasp – Yes.. He wears a hat!

And this house.. It’s no ordinary house. “How is it different?” You ask… Indeed.. This house has writing on the walls. –le gasp-

Take a breath my friend. It has pictures too.

“Is it an Egyptian pyramid?” I do hear they held their cats in high esteem back then- maybe they wore hats and there was always writing and pictures on the walls – Well… I have to say… no; But this is better..

Why?

Because this house was built for children… This house is in bright cartoon colors. This house draws you in with walls painted with the pages of the very famous Dr. Seuss book “The Cat In The Hat”.

Ooooo… ahhhhh…

I know! I ooo’d and awe’d too!

The book is a famous staple in almost every child’s book shelf or now a-days their tablet… Although to me nothing beats the feel of the book in your hands. Let’s face it, the child reader of tomorrow will more than likely be reading from some sort of touch screen device.  Sad, but true.

Ahhh... but at Storybook Island, they get to stand and read and point and touch and ask you to read it again and again while they climb all over the Cat In The Hat. Here they see the photos up close and personal, and when they get home they want to hold that book in their hands and look at the pictures and read the words over and over again.

What a wonderful way to bring books to life for children; To open their minds to the concept of reading.  Dr. Seuss. The master rhymer. The ‘maker upper’ of words who showed us it is fun to create nonsense words and rhyme them with more nonsense words; To foster the love of reading early on…

You may never make it to Storybook Island, it’s kind of out of the way for 49 ½  states in the U.S. – but you can read a book with lots of colors and fun words to a child. I whole heartedly recommend The Cat In The Hat, Red Light Green Light, One Fish- Two Fish- Red Fish -Blue Fish and every other book in the Dr. Seuss catalogue. Who knows, maybe you will recapture a memory you had forgotten or maybe you will make a new one that years from now your child will look back on and smile reciting “I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.” (And yes I know that is not from Cat In The Hat- It is from Green Eggs and Ham).

[therrerium-valkryonia]

All hands on deck

She was working as a part-time Obgyn Teacher being known as the bad teach, yet they we're all very respectful towards her, the pregnancy was really suprising but hard since her boyfried had decided to be a deadbeat dad and so she had to deal with the struggle and she was due anyday at this point since she was a part-timer she had half of the shift instead of nine to fives she had nine to twelves but since it was hard to make a lot of money she didn't have a maternity leave at all and so Olivia at the shcool was expriencing a heavy amount of contractions the tightness of her belly pushed the baby against her cervix and was pleasurable as she moaned in a sexual way her round hips throbbed as she moaned arching her back her big plump round breasts bounce with her movement her moans of pleasure her grip tightens holding her belly sides her pussy twitches and her hourglass bod arches itself and she groans in absolute pleasure being a happy girl but her class is about to start and the great Ai generated anime girl lookalike was saddened.

As she teaching about childbirth and pregnancy as all her students used her as an answer in well she was very happy they used her for an answer beacause well she is a good example for all her students and while she taught she looked at her watch and said "Well, it's break time!! Go on get out get some rest while ya can" All the students laughed and left the room while she put a hand on the corner of the desk and to the side grunts of pain come out her sweat drips from her head on to her gray sweater as her legs spread apart widening her black leather skirt when she loudly shrieks as her water flow down her plump thighs and she waddles to her seat and as a powerful contractions hits her and she arches her back in pain with a loud scream as she pushes hard and force the baby against her lips pushing them wide open, her vagina too her back burned her as she laid her haid on the desk while holding her belly and her brown hair goes all over her desk as she grunts bearing down with tight grip the baby crowns squeezing her vagina wide open and slowly sliding out the rest of the head but only to a full crown and she gasps in pain as one of her students comes running to her, "I'll get the ambulance" And she replies "Th- GAHH!! They're t-too far a- way" And the student runs out looking for help as she cries pushing the rest of the head out and in trying to push as hard as possible pulling her head up screaming "SHIT!! AHHHHH!!!! THIS HURTS SO MUCH!!! GYAHH!!" And comes gushing is fluid the neck came out but it was stuck, her panties stopped the baby and as she pushed the baby stopped and slid back in a loud cry came from Olivia as she got up to stand but fell to her knees cause of the huge contraction hitting her body as she cries.

The baby slides out stretching her vagina wide and bulging her underwear but as she cries loud in pain her brunette hair soaked in sweat tearily waiting for help as the stuck baby slides inwards sending a burn through her abdomen throbbing her legs as no one comes to help and crawling to her seat circling her belly in her arms as she had a deep breath and bore down arches her back in pulling her back slowly ripping her panties as all her students return after two hours and she had began pushing hard and ripping through as tight as her panties we're and she stood up with pain, her back belly and pussy burned as she walked to the presentation holding the head under her skirt continuing her lecture on pregnancy and childbirth showing the process of crowning and saying "Wel- Welcome b- ba- back and so l- let's con- tinue o- on the le- Hoo Haa lecture." And began talking about how the process works.

After an hour of talk, "Thi- is Huuuu the h- head in h- half c- cr- crowning as t- the mot- mothe- p- UShes t- to a f- f- full crown" As she began to leak down her thighs into her black socks and to the shoes as the presentation goes to the baby's head coming out as the baby's head in her own panties began tearing through saying, "We mov- to th- HaAAaa next p- process of the baby going to come out" Sitting down holding the underside of her belly as the baby snapped the cloth and as she plays the video and gasps and falls from her seat to her knees catching the baby into her arms onto her chest pulling her gray sweater to reveal her plump breasts feeding the baby as to stop the crying and pulling a tie out and tying the umbilical cord grabbing the scissors and cut it off pulling the placenta out gasping for air and sitting on her chair and continuing the lecture as she hid the baby and walking out after her shift ends getting in her car and sighing in relief.

[tmnt-tychou]

*LE GASP* AHHHHH! Look at this pic! LOOK AT IT! OMG He's wearing the Werk Bitch sweater. I LOVE IT SO MUCH! Thank you so much for drawing them! This whole pic is gorgeous. This totally made my whole week!

Mutant Mayhem Monatello! I had to do it after seeing this cute Mona Lisa design made by @tmnt-tychou

[girlbloggerdotcom]

BEL! EVAN WE'VE WAITED YOU FOR SO LONG OMG FUCKING FINALLY

[epicfangirl01]

How about a mc that loves to give hugs. And they go to hug Diavolo and accidentally breaks his spine.

Jdkgkzgkgz How would that even happen? That's absolutely fantastic. Why not? Let's go for it!

Hugzilla MC

Mammon, pouting that he isn't getting attention from MC: Ahhhh. Where are they? I'm so bored....

Mammon, grinning as he gets another bad idea: This is gonna be great! They won't hang around my brothers now.

------In Spellcasting Class-------

Mammon: Hey, MC! Wanna be my partner for the strength spell?

MC: Sure thing! I know how hard you've been practicing for this exam.

Mammon, sweating: Y-yeah! Sure have... So, are you ready?

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Mammon, bad at acting: Oh nooo! That was a hugging spell. I guess I failed....

MC, suddenly clingy and emotional: Aww, Mammon, I'm so sorry! You're so sweet and supportive. I love you, Mammon. It will be okay! *grabs Mammon, squeezing the breath out of him*

Mammon, choking and pushing MC away: Aghhhhhh!!! M-M-MC stop! My lu-lungsss.....

MC, giving one final squeeze, causing Mammon's ribs to crack: Oh! I gotta find the others to show how much I care! *runs out the door*

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Asmo, walking down the hall: Hey, sweetie~ How's it- AHHHHH!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL SKIN!

MC, happy smiling, unaware of the bruises rising on Asmo's arms: You're so sassy and fun, Asmo. I love you!

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MC: Levi! You're passionate and nerdy in an adorable way. I love you too!

Levi: *passes out from simping before he's even hugged*

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Satan, in the book club: This author writes fairly well. I think I mig- HNGGG

MC: Satan, you're so relaxing to be around, and you're so smart. I love you so much!

Satan, now in his demon from from surprise, pinned against MC: I... l-love.... you.... too.....

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Belphie, asleep under his desk: Zzzzzzzzzz

MC, whispering: Belphie! You're so laid back and mischievous. I love you!

Belphie, twisting his face and groaning: Beel, I d-didn't eat your custard. Have my sushi... Zzzzzzzzz

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Lucifer, working on paperwork at his desk: MC, I don't have time for ga- !!!!!

MC, grabs Luci by the collar and instantly pulls him to his feet: But Luciiiiiiiiiiiii. You're such a strong leader, and you are a great brother to everyone. I love you!

Lucifer, already planning Mammon's punishment: I-I care about you as w-well. Now le-let go before I call C-Cerberus.

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Beel, at practice to train new players: Okay, let's try to see if you can tackle me. It will be hard, but after a few weeks of practice, I'm su-

MC, running across the field and crashing into Beel: BEELLLLLLL!

Beel, falling a few feet away: UGH!!! M-MC? You- your hugs aren't t-tickling me this t-time...

MC: Beel, you're such a gentle giant and your love for your family is adorable. I love you so much!

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Simeon, writing in the library: The Lord of Shadows shouts, no, screams as Henry is sta-

MC: Simeon!!! You're kind and wise beyond your many years. I love you~

Simeon, knocking over his ink well as MC crushes him: Ah!!! My manuscript! It took me 5 months to get out of writer's block...

MC: Oh no! I'm so sorry, Simeon. Let me help somehow. I... Are you okay?

Simeon, smiling as his eyes flash aggressively: I'm fine.....

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Solomon, trying to make another pact: I would like to make a pact with you, in exchange for making this rare potion for you. Do we have a dea- HNG!!!!

MC: Solomon!!! You're so aloof and sketchy, but that's what make you have fun adventures. I love you.

Solomon, muttering a summoning spell: Barbatos h-help me!!

Barbatos, in his demon form: Yes, Solom- MC?

MC, turning in surprise to hug Barb: Barbatos! Your loyalty and dedication to your friends is inspiring. I love that the most about you!

Barbatos: O-oh... Thank you, MC. *Hiss!* I ap-preciate your friendship.

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Diavolo, sitting in the courtyard drinking tea alone: This is nice, but I wish I had company...

MC, running up to Diavolo: Dia!!!

Diavolo, smiling at the nickname and standing: MC! What perfect timing. Barbatos appeared to be summoned by Solomon, and I was feeling lon- HACK!

Barbatos and the brothers, stumbling after MC: MY LORD WAIT!

MC, holding him tightly and lifting the demon prince off of the ground: Dia, you're so gentle and intelligent. You're the best leader that the Devildom could hope for, and I am happy to call you my lord. I love you!

Diavolo, his heart melting from the rare sign of affection, until his spine snaps: GASP!!! I- haha... I love you t-too MC. Now p-please set me down and get Barbatos...

MC, carefully setting him into the chair: Oops! I'm sorry... Are you alright?

Diavolo, gasping for air and clutching the table: It's alr-right, MC. It will be better s-soon.

Barbatos, panicking: My lord! Do you need a doctor? A potion? Some ice?

Diavolo: Perhaps a pain reliever would be the best...

Luke, walking into the courtyard with a tray: Barbatos! I brought the tea cakes you asked for!

MC, turning to Luke, smiling warmly: Luke! Our ray of sunshine!

Simeon: PROTECT THE CHILD!!!

Luke: Huh?

Everyone: *tackles MC before they can take a step toward Luke*

[lord-overlips]

Overlord groaned through the comm. He gasped and scrambled to mutter praise and gratitude for Caedis. ::MHhh-Ohhh mh- S-so good! Soooo- ahhhhh! Frag- c-close- close!::

It all seemed to stop just as soon as he was nearly there, the big mech whimpering through the comm. begging again.

::Pleeeeaaaase my sun! S-sStars! F-fraaaag! Y-you can't just- mhhh!:: He wished so depserately that he could move! That he could grab those gorgeous hips and force Caedis down on his spike, could finally overload!

Instead, his charge built and built and then.... nothing. Caedis stopped, applying makeup, painting Overlord's face as the comm. link filled with ceaseless pleas right up until Caedis called Overlord his. His toy, his posession, that posessive claim setting his field alight with cloying and desperate need and leaving Overlord to simmer and leak over the berth.

::So cruel... h-how long are you going to do this for? I can't even...:: Shame and charge crackled through him. ::Still can't even- even swallow-:: And it made his plating utterly crawl with sick pleasure. He couldn't see but he could guess just how lovely he'd look on the outside, intake still stuffed with transfluids that had slowly dribbled down the back of his throat to his tank, anything that had crept past his lips quickly cleaned up.

Overlord didn't have to wait too long apparently, given a moment to revel in that praise. Pretty. His Sun and Stars had called him pretty. Overlord's spark flipped in his frame, the big mech beside himself with pleasure.

Before he knew it, he was roiling in bliss again, Caedis' pace brutal, wrapping around his spike so tightly as he started to fuck himself on Overlord's hulking spike, Overlord gasping through the comm. greedy for more. ::F-frag! G-good! So good! Soooo -mffff! Fragging good! P-please don't! Don't stop! PLEASE!!::

His optics whited out for a moment, nothing but static in his feed, frame overheating, internal components whining from the strain. He grunted and whimpered through the comm. crying out as he was commanded to overload, so close, so painfully close!

::Please! Please fu-fuuu-::

A pitiful whine broke through the comm. as Overlord felt blissful pressure sink into his needy valve, sobbing through the link, vents sputtering and still, the bot's face unmoving, frame frozen but for a few tiny twitches. It was such beautiful agony.

The moment his valve was finally forced open and filled, imagery of his frame stuffed and used, Overlord lost himself. His frame was wracked with painful pleasure, howl ringing through the comm. His spike twitched and throbbed, erupting, spilling scorching hot release deep in Caedis' slick valve, Overlord whimpering and begging through the comm.

::Ye-yesss! Please make me yours! I- I'll carry! Le-let my frame be used, filled, fu-fuuuck please! Please harder!::

He could imagine it, frame swelling and full, put to use as Caedis' personal frag toy and breeding bitch, chained to the berth, used, filled, tormented in every way he'd ever fucking DREAMED OF!! F-fragging holy Primus... PLEASE!! Overlord's valve spasmed and clenched down hard, rippling around the intruder and overloading hard.

Oh frag... this- this was something. His spark sung at being held like that, hoisted up effortlessly by the neck, helpless, vulnerable. The thrill of it was intense and he felt drunk on the high, blurred vision showing little more than a hazy form that Overlord could easily believe was angel or devil. His field surged with gratitude and charge tore through his frame. This was incredible, the way Caedis sliced through those restraints like they were nothing certainly sending a thrill through his spark.

His field was a cloying, needy mess, almost as bad as his frame, reaching out for Caedis and begging for more. He couldn't help it. It was selfish... he knew it but- slag... he wanted so badly to get some relief, frame heated and scorching hot, valve dribbling, eager, spike aching painfully.

While it was nice to be treated roughly, Overlord also appreciated the care Caedis showed him, anticipating more sweet punishment as he was tossed to the berth but pleasantly surprised as he was carefully manuevered. He felt like a doll... a plaything... and a cherished one at that, soon crying out internally as his aching chord was wrapped in heat, Caedis sinking down on his spike and using him like a living frag toy.

::P-Primus!:: Overlord's comm. turned to static, voice hitching in a keen through the comm. ::Y-you're- f-fraaah- w-w-onderful! P-please- more!::

Eventually his vision cleared, faceplates cleaned, Overlord's spark warm as his Sun and Stars appeared before him in all his glory, beautiful, deadly, addictive as the sweetest high grade.

There was a genuine surge of guilt and regret that pierced Overlord's field, reaching out pitifully for Caedis as his face was thoroughly rubbed in just how greedy and selfish his behaviour was. Hadn't he promised Caedis more than this?

:: I... I want to worhsip- to- to please you-:: True enough. He really did want that. It was just hard to think past the ache of his array, the need clawing at him. He resisted the urge to beg for more, to beg to be spiked or ridden until he overloaded, to have his valve fragged roughly with something...anything...

::Th-thank you, my Su-Sunnn-nhh! Fucking- pit, you're- hhhf!:: The damn bot was just tormenting him spike ground down on one moment and ignored the next and while it was utterly divine Overlord was starting to hurt with pent up arousal, greedy for relief.

::L-little more- please! Deeper- come on! Need it! Frag-please!::

At the same time he didn't want the torment to end, vocals strained and pitiful as he scrambled to apologise. ::Tha- thaaank you!:: He grunted in pleasure, soon whining at the loss as once again his spike was tormented cruelly, sensors lit up as Caedis sank down on his length and rocked his hips and then neglected again as he was utterly ignored. Overlord was desperate for the bot to move, Caedis just keeping him keyed up and eager, giving him pleasure one moment only to tease him cruelly the next.

::Y-yours to use- as... nhhh! A-as you see fit. I'm yours! Thank you! Thank you! Please- please though- please mhh! G-give me more!::

He couldn't do it. Couldn't keep from begging like a cheap buymech, so greedy for more, desperate for relief but at the same time not wanting the torment to end. The teasing jostle of that collar around his neck reminded him firmly of his place, as a willing slut for his Sun and Stars to use. The thought had a fresh dribble of lubricants leaking from his valve to stain the berth below.

[fictionalguystalker]

Ok!!! Chapter 167 opinions

Vague edition

Ooouuu cute

Family tension? Delicious

Aaahhh dollar tree

She doesn’t know guys

No one likes you because you are ✨trash✨

He might be a piece of 💩 but he wouldn’t do that.

LIPS???

*Le gasp* A hostage situation?!?!? AHHHHH.

[infinite-indie-horror]

Time to Play: Who’s the Best Villain?

Bob the Announcer Guy: Welcome back to the Pointless Game Show Channel!! I’m your host, Announcer Bob! And today, we’re playing…

Audience: WHOSDDS THE BESTSD BVILLASIN

Bob: ... I couldn’t hear you!

Audience: WHOOSOHHD--

Bob: Who’s the Best Villian!! 

Audience: *claps*

Bob: Time to meet our contestants! William Afton from Five Nights at Freddy’s!!

William Afton: *le big scari smile*

Bob: Joey Drew from Bendy and the Ink Machine!!

Joey Drew: Hello folks--

Bob: --AND Theodore Peterson from Hello Neighbor!!

Theodore Peterson: *bruh*

Joey: As I was saying--

Bob: --oUR first category: number of casualties!!

Joey: oOH, I know--

Bob: This category deals with the number of people YOU KILLED!! However, indirect deaths do not count. Suicide does not count either. 

Joey: I--

Bob: --WILLIAM why don’t you go first?

William: *laughs* Hmm, let’s see. There were those kids...and oh! Those kids...and that one...kid...and all the Funtime kids...and Charlie…*giggles* Fifty, most likely. All children. 

Bob: *blink* Wow, that’s a lot of damage-- I mean kids! 

Joey: *scoff* I’ve kill--

Bob: --Theodore! You next.

Theodore: Uh…*thinks* None. 

Bob: *blink* None?

William: *giggles in serial killer* Pitiful. 

Joey: Me next!

Bob: *sigh* Okay, okay. Fine. Joey.

Joey: 800!!

Bob: Uh--

Joey: I could name alllllllllll of them off if you want!!

Bob: Hah, no thank you. Uh...I doubt it was...800…

William: He’s lying.

Joey: No one asked you, “Pip pip cheerio.”

William: *silver-eyed death stare* Make my number 51. 

Joey: *laughs* ‘Child Killer’. More Coward Killer. Too imcompetent to lay a hand on someone your own size, huh? I’VE dealt with people twice my size! You could never surpass my--

William: *knife*

WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK

Bob: Hah, sorry about that. I guess we’ll have to make that G rating PG *-13* pretty soon...haha…*glances behind him* 

William: *tied to a chair*

Joey: HE TOUCHED ME!! *throwing various items at William* HOW DARE HE!

William: *almost falls off his chair* I will personally stuff you in a springlock suit and watch as your blood seeps through the matted fabric--!

Joey: Are you going to give me a whole speech?

William: Fine. I will watch as you DIE!

Joey: Jokes on you! Soon, I won’t ever die!

William: *UNO Reverse* Jokes on you, I always come back--

Bob: --WELL isn’t that a coincidence! That’s the next category! Resurrection Ability! Joey, let’s start with you.

Joey: I *almost* achieved immortality! 

William: I actually achieved it!

Joey: Shaddup!!! *throws bacon soup can at Williams face*

William: *pain*

Joey: I am sooooo close to immortality!

Henry in the audience: That is not correct.

William: Well I have come back from the dead five times!

Joey: Such a shame. You had to die five times.

Theodore: I haven’t died yet.

Joey: Boring.

Theodore: I am not boring!! *anger*

Joey: What have you even done anyway?

Theodore: What have I done?! *throws posters of amusement parks at his face* Entertainment like no other!

Joey: *laughs in egotistical* You call this entertainment? My creations--

Henry: *from the audience* MY CREATIONS.

Joey: *blinks* --My creations have revolutionized the animation industry. Have your “amusement” parks done that?

Theodore: Uh…

Joey: That’s what I thought.

William: I created--

Henry: *from the audience* WE CREATED.

William: *friendship is magic* Henryyyyy and I created a multi-million dollar company that brought joy and terror to children and adults everywhere! *laughs*

Joey: Sorry, I missed the part where you gain immortality.

William: Look! Look at this! *holds up remnant*

Joey: *scoffs* *holds up ink* It’s the same thing, but mine’s better.

William: *gasps in British* Is not!

Joey: Is too!

William: Is not! *crushes remnant syringe*

Joey: Is too!! *throws ink at William*

William: *pain*

Joey: Hah! I’m the best villain!!

Theodore: Uh--

Joey: SHADDUP! I’m the bestest of the best villain!! *stands on his podium thing*

Bob: *shooketh*

Joey: *laughs maniacally*

???: I don’t think so…

Joey: *blink*

???: Omae wa, mo shindeiru. 

Joey: ….nani? 

 Flowey: *spawns* *magic*

William: *springlocked instantaneously* AHHHHH *pain* AHHHHHHHH-- *crush* A H H H H H H *crunch*

Flowey: *more magic*

Theodore: *Ravens swarm and peck* [One of his rides breaks into the stage, unfortunately running him over. :0000] 

Flowey: In this world, it’s KILL OR BE KILLED! *grabs Joey*

Joey: Let me go, you freak of nature!!

Flowey: Don’t worry Joey. Soon you will be! *throws him in the spawned ink machine*

Joey: AHHHH-- *crunch* *silence*

Flowey: I AM THE BEST VILLAIN! *evil laugh*

Bob: *shooketh* You know what...I won’t argue with that...

Fin. The End. Or, if you prefer it, 6:00 AM.

[jaydick-week]

Either one or both remembers their past life and realizes they knew each other in some form or another. Then whatever fall out from that revelation the writer want to do.

(◍°̧̧̧o°̧̧̧◍) Le gasp! You’re speaking my language, the potential there ahhhhh! Thank you for sending it in and bless your beautiful mind. (╯✧∇✧)╯

Submit your ideas for Jaydick Week works!

[stillebesat]

Hey... imagine when Virgil is kissed it drains the anxiety from him, but pushes it into the other? He doesn't realize until after a long kiss, and he's relaxed but his partner is so anxious they have his signature bags under his eyes. He closes off after that, refusing to even touch the others- he couldn't do that to them. He eventually ends up becoming so anxious that he has a massive panic attack, nearly sobbing because they are touching him bit they CAN'T HE'LL HURT THEM STOP TOUCHING ME-

Anxious to Touch

Sanders Sides: Virgil, Roman, DeceitWarnings: Deceit, Slapping, Fighting, Panic Attack, Negative Self Talk

He’d ended up back in the recesses of Thomas’s mind, curling up in the darkest corner that Virgil could find, gasping for breath as the walls around him loomed, getting closer and closer to his huddled form. 

Thomas was going to ruin everything! He couldn’t just UPROOT himself and MOVE and vanish from his friends! What if they forgot him? What if they moved on? What if Thomas ended up as a lonely old hermit who scared small children by yelling out the window at them whentheyplayedtooloudlyoutsideandthenThomaswouldbearrestedandputinjailand–

Virgil whimpered, pulling his hood over his eyes. 

Relax. Relax. Breathe. Cognitive distortions. 

But how could he relax? His breaths came quick and shallow as he pressed himself further into the corner, trying to merge into the peeling paint. 

The only way he’d truly been able to relax and push his worries away had been when he’d been with the others, curled up in their arms, their sunny comfort lighting his darkened mind. 

And then…when he’d finally—when he’d kissed—and the warmth had flowed through him, washing his worries away quicker than any hug ever had. 

The others had been able to pull him out of these dark spirals before with soft touches and kind words. But with those kisses? He’d never felt more lov–

Black eyeshadow. Pale skin. Trembling lips. “Vir–Virgil.” Roman whispered, staring at him with wide fear filled eyes.

Virgil flinched, wrapping his arms over his head.  

No! No.

He couldn’t go to them. Not like this! To Patton, Logan, or…or Roman. If he touched them when he was spiraling like this they would get hurt! 

You always screw things up. You always hurt everyone. Why can’t you just stop–

“I feel…I-I feel… Vir–Virgil.” A whimper. 

Roman didn’t whimper. The sound burned in his ears, echoing like a broken record.

“It hurts.” 

Virgil shuddered. He was a danger to them. He had to stay away. 

But it severely severely sucked. These past couple weeks with no physical contact.

He’d grown used to those little touches from the others after they’d accepted him. Grown used to Roman dramatically falling into his lap before a movie night and refusing to move. To Patton giving him hugs every morning, evening, and just whenever the Fatherly side felt Virgil needed one. To Logan with grabbing his hands and wrapping an arm around his shoulders when he got into his excited teacher mode. 

He ached for the contact. Craved their heat. Craved the electric feeling that buzzed through him, especially when he pressed his lips against–

NO.

Kissing was the worst of it. Kissing may have helped Virgil while he was reeling, but it had hurt Roman. And he’d stupidly not realized it until, until—

That kiss.

That wonderful, glorious, heart warmingly EVIL KISS BECAUSE HE’D HURT ROMAN!!!!

Some Protector you are if you hurt those you love. 

Virgil squeezed his eyes shut, feeling the shadows deepening around him, his anxiety spiking even higher.  

Get a grip get a grip get a grip! Thomas was fine…Thomas was fi–…the others weregoingtoAHHHHH!!!!–

WHACK.

Fire flashed across his cheek, knocking his head against the wall. Virgil shot to his feet, desperately trying to clear the stars from his vision so he could face the threat that confronted him.

DOOMED DOOOMED DOOOOOMMMMEEEEDDD.

Cool fingers brushed his neck as they grabbed his hoodie, pulling him off balance. “Get a grip, Annie.” A voice hissed in his ear as an icy scaled cheek pressed against Virgil’s burning one. “As much as I love listening to you think so rationally I would hate to have the others think you’re still in the mindscape not worrying about you and making my job so much easier.” 

Virgil stiffened. “Deceit.” What was he doing here he was in danger– He kicked out, catching the snake in the stomach, forcing him back. “GET AWAY!” He yelled, turning to run. No one could touch him He was a dangerevenDeceitwasntsafefromhimandthedarksidewastherehewasgoingto–

“No.” Deceit tackled him, arms wrapping around his waist before Virgil could take more than two steps, sending them both to the ground with a muted thud. 

Virgil dug his fingers into the damp surface of the subconscious, bucking to get him off, but Deceit clung to him like a koala, refusing to let go.

“GET OFF!!” He screamed, twisting underneath Deceit, tearing at his silk shirt and cape to force the Dark Side away. 

DeceitwouldgethurtandThomaswouldgethurtbecauseAnxietycouldonlyhurtandnothelpanyoneeverhejust–frozen hands pressed against his cheeks, a knee digging into Virgil’s stomach as Deceit leaned in so their noses touched. “I’m going to say this multiple times.” The dark side hissed, his hat sitting skewed on his head as he glared at Virgil. “You. Are. An. Id-i-ot.” 

Virgil stiffened, eyes darting to look anywhere but at the snake, his heart pounding so hard he was sure it would burst from his chest. “St-stop. Le-Le-LET GO! I–I—”

Deceit tsked pulling one hand away to grab the air, forcing Virgil’s own hand to his mouth. “Yes.” He hissed, keeping his other hand, the one with a spattering of scales on it, firmly against Virgil’s cheek. “You are a danger to everyone while you’re like this. Staying away definitely helps it not get better.” 

NO! Virgil drummed his heels against the floor. He was a danger! He was–Virgil writhed, spitting muffled insults at the dark side as Deceit’s mismatched eyes took on a bright yellow glow. 

Virgil arched his back, insults turning into a whine as his cheek under the snake’s hand writhed like worms were crawling under his skin and into his right eye, giving everything a soft golden glow. 

The Dark Side smirked, the darkness around them swirling like a kaleidoscope as he gently rubbed Virgil’s cheek with a cool thumb. “Don’t I look just like a raccoon?” He crooned, the lies in his words sending golden sparks floating into the air around them as he gestured to the pale skin under his eyes. “And I haven’t been touching you this entire time. I’m definitely in danger.” 

Tears stung in the corner of Virgil’s eyes as he glared at the snake. Of course he was in danger! He was touching him! He was touching him! That wasn’t good what if– 

“But.” The golden glow faded from Deceits eyes. “If I do this?” He lowered his other hand running his fingers through Virgil’s hair before they trailed down to his cheek, the cool palm pressing firmly against his skin.

Virgil’s cheek burned under his hand as the tightness in his chest abruptly vanished like it had never been. His hand fell away from his mouth as grey shadows appeared under Deceit’s eyes. 

He inhaled sharply, fingers digging again into the subconscious. No no no! Virgil was doing it again. He couldn’t let–“STOP!” 

Deceit tsked, keeping his hands firmly on Virgil’s cheeks, though the warmth faded. “Breathe, Annie.” He said, his eyes taking on their yellow glow. “I know what I’m doing.” 

“NO. YOU. Don’–” Virgil cut off, wincing as his right eye twinged showing golden sparks appearing from his lips. “What the hel–” He breathed. 

“Language, Annie, you wouldn’t want your Padre getting upset now would you?”

Virgil growled, tossing his head. “What are you not doing to me?!” 

Deceit raised an eyebrow, keeping his hands firmly on him. “Showing you you’re an idiot.” 

“I’m trying to keep everyone safe! He hissed, ignoring the golden sparks coming from his lips.

“And I’m showing you how you can.”

“By hurting yourself?! I’m a danger to everyone you can’t–” 

Deceit rolled his eyes as the glow within them faded at the same time that his right hand grew too warm on Virgil’s cheek again. The darkness under his eyes grew darker at the same time Virgil felt tension melting away from his shoulders. Just like when Patton gave him a hug.

“I’m showing you Mutualism.” Deceit said, softly. “Give and Take. You don’t want to be a Parasite to the others by forcing all your…negativity into them, but you can’t hold it all yourself without spiraling. I’m showing you how to even things out to make it mutually beneficial for you and another.” 

Beneficial? “You feeling Anxious isn’t beneficial to either of us, Dee!” He growled. “You’re getting hurt–”

“In case you hadn’t noticed numbskull, I’m not the one currently speaking in lies. You are. That’s beneficial as it allows me to speak more clearly to get this information through your thick skull.” Deceit retorted, leaning in. “I’m fine. A little paranoia is fine for me to handle so long as it’s Give and Take.” He met Virgil’s eyes once more as his shimmered, the grey under his eyes growing fainter. “If it’s a mutual exchange, we’ll both be fine. You’re less Anxious, I’m more Truthful. It’s Beneficial. But–” 

Virgil’s cheek burned as the shadows under Deciet’s eyes went pitch black, his breath hitching as his hand trembled on his cheek. “If–if one of us takes-takes–” Deceit drew in a deep breath, closing his eyes. 

“Vi-Virgil?” A whimper. “It hurts.” 

Virgil stiffened, fighting against the warmth spreading through his body. No no no NO! He couldn’t let—His hands shot up, palms pressing against Deceit’s cool scales as he instinctively pulled. “Don’t.” He growled as Deceit’s eyes opened a crack, surprise flickering across his face as the scales under Virgil’s hand warmed. “Don’t. Take.” This was his burden to bear. His problem. Virgil needed to do this alone. 

Deceit blinked, before offering a tight smile, his cool thumb stroking Virgil’s cheek. “Give and take, Annie.” He said, keeping his voice low as the shadows under his eyes faded back to grey. “You need to give and take.” Ice flowed up one arm while warmth flowed down his other as Virgil’s spiraling thoughts slowed. “Breathe. You’re no help to Thomas if you suffer alone. Give and take.” Deceit said, keeping his tone soothing even as it faded in and out of the tempest tongue.  

“But–the others!” Virgil ground out, his fingers twitching against Deceit’s scales.

“Will be affected, yes. But last I checked, they want to help you. They’re worried, Annie. They care.” 

Virgil closed his eyes, seeing the truth in Deceit’s words by the lack of golden sparks coming from his lips. A shudder ran through him as he drew in a deeper breath. “I can’t hurt them.” He whispered. “I can’t.” 

Deceit’s weight shifted on him. “You won’t.” He said icy palms pressing against his cheeks. “So long as you Give AND Take. They can help you and you won’t hurt them. A little pain is nothing they can’t handle.”

Black eyeshadow. Pale skin. Trembling lips.

Virgil tensed, his breath hitching as he pulled his hands abruptly away, clenching them into fists. “I’ll hurt them!” 

Deceit’s fingers trailed up his cheeks, the cool touch growing warmer as they covered his eyes just as Virgil tried to open them. “So practice with me.” Deceit said simply, sliding off him, though Virgil could feel him kneeling next to his arm as he kept Virgil’s eyes covered. “Give and Take, Annie. You know you’re better off with them, than alone.”

Virgil shook his head, failing to dislodge the hands from his eyes. No! “I’m not–”

“Do you hear any lies in my words?” Deceit snapped. “Trust me in this! You NEED them Virgil. You KNOW you do. PRACTICE and you won’t hurt them. You can have a Symbiotic relationship where you BOTH help each other instead of the Parasitic one you’ve been giving the others so far.”

Virgil flinched. He hadn’t known that was what he was doing! He didn’t mean–

“You WANT to keep them safe? LEARN to do this and you WILL. Practice WITH me and you can RETURN to them AND keep them SAFE.” 

You can’t protect them otherwise. 

Virgil drew in a shaky breath. It made far too much sense. And–and if he could go back—be with the others? Be hugged again? Ki–kissed again? It was true he craved it. Needed it. “Fine.” He forced one hand to relax as he lifted it up. “But I—I’m not…not going back…until I—” He swallowed. “I can do this.” 

One warm hand left his eyes, grabbing Virgil’s in a gentle grip as Deceit guided it back to his right cheek, holding his hand there away from the scaled side. “Then Focus.” Was Deceit’s soft command. “Give and Take, Annie. Feel the flow between us. How I draw the Anxiety from you, how you draw the Lies from me. Give and take. A symbiotic relationship.” 

It was easier, Virgil had to admit, now that Deceit’s cool hands had warmed up to listen to the Dark Side coaching him through the giving and taking thing. He didn’t like that his eyes remained covered, but it was easier to focus when he wasn’t staring up at Deceit’s scaled face. Wasn’t seeing the Dark Side. 

A small smile grew on Virgil’s face as the flow between them grew more natural, warmer now that Deceit’s own flow wasn’t freezing him as they…exchanged…needs, balancing each other out. 

But he doubted he could keep his eyes closed everytime this…sort of thing needed to happen. He had to be able to see, check in and make sure that Dee–that if–when he did this to the others he wasn’t going overboard. 

His heart swelling with confidence, he lifted a hand to take the smooth one covering his eyes. “Give and Take.” He whispered.

The hand tensed, resisting his attempt to pull it away from his eyes. “Not yet, Annie.” Deceit cautioned. 

He frowned. “I got it–you don’t–” 

Warm air brushed over his lips as Deceit leaned in. “You kissed, Roman.” He whispered. 

Virgil tensed, the air freezing in his lungs. 

“Don’t bother to lie–I know you did.” 

“So–so?” He demanded, hating how his voice shook.

Deceit huffed a small laugh. “Do you want to do that again? Be so…intimate?” 

“Vi-Virgil?” A whimper. “It hurts.” 

“I–I don’t think he would want to.” Virgil said, pulling his hands from Deceit’s warm ones and clenched them as his heart twisted painfully in his chest. “I…I hurt him. He wouldn’t–”

“If he did?”

Virgil swallowed. Impossible. 

“Do you think you could control sending your Anxiety into him?”

“I-I’m not kissing you to pra–practice th-that, Dee.” He said, hating how his voice shook. “E-even if he–he stil–still want–”

The hand pulled back and Virgil forgot to breathe, his eyes going wide as Roman stared down at him a soft smile on his lips as he took Virgil’s hand, pressing a tender kiss against his knuckles, warm eyes never leaving his. 

“Roman?” Virgil whispered, breath catching in his throat as he pushed up on one elbow, catching a glimpse of Deceit kneeling nearby, his hands hidden underneath his cape, a small satisfied smirk on his lips. It wasn’t–how had!! When had?! 

The warmth. Virgil shakily inhaled, looking back to Roman. He should have realized when the icy snake had become warm to the touch. 

Roman stroked Virgil’s cheek with his other hand, his fingers sending a small surge of confidence into his chest. “If you would have me, Virge.” He whispered leaning in, the faintest of shadows under his eyes. “I definitely still want to kiss you.” 

Kiss. The word sent a shiver down Virgil’s spine, his heart fluttering. Princey–he–he still wanted–even after?? 

“Gross.” Deceit drawled, making a face as he shoved to his feet. “Totally kiss while I’m still here. I don’t mind at all.” 

“No one asked you to stay, Miss Lie-gon.” Roman retorted, glancing up. “Is…there a reason for you to stay?” He asked, an uncertain lilt to his tone. 

“No.” Virgil said, pulling himself closer to Roman, relaxing as Princey wrapped an arm around him, holding him close. No, Deceit wasn’t needed here. Not when–not when Virgil had apparently been exchanging needs with Princey for the last little while and Roman still–still wanted–and hadn’t mind–minded the–the–Anxiety. 

Give and Take. 

Mutualism. 

Deceit rolled his eyes before he shook his head. “Yes. You both don’t have the basics down. I’m sure it will all end in a disaster to leave you two alone now.” He tilted his hat down over his eyes, giving them the slightest of nods before he vanished. 

Roman exhaled, resting his cheek against Virgil’s, arms tightening around him. “I’m sorry for not revealing myself sooner–” He whispered. “Deceit forced me to keep quiet while we practiced together…to–to keep the illusion that it was still him you were working with so you wouldn’t–.”  

Virgil shifted, basking in the warmth surrounding him before he carefully allowed some of his anxiety to flow back into Roman. “Freak out?” 

“Yes.” 

It made sense. Unfortunately. If Virgil had seen him earlier…he would have done just that. But Princey– He let out a breath. “You really don’t mind doing this?” He asked softly, gesturing between them. “The–giving?” 

Roman shook his head without hesitation. “To help you?” He held him close, lightly brushing Virgil’s lips with his own. “Never would I mind, my Stormy Knight.” 

End. 

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peggy's klance fic rec :)

this is my first fic rec and i know its really sloppy but one of my friends said she wanted it do I an forced to post it after procrastinating finishing it for a month. enjoy!

Best Friends to Lovers

Hearts Don't Break Around Here - klancekorner

AHHHHH okay okay okay this is the first klance fic i ever read and it set the bar soooo high. basically keith and lance have been bestfriends since foreverrr and it jumps between flashbacks and present day where keith is realizing hes just been In love with lance for like the whole time they've known each other and lance calls him snickers and its s l o w b u r n bc they're both oblivious idiots but theyre also pining and aghhghhh AND THE WAY THEY START TO REALIZE THEIR OWN FEEELINGS IS! IM- it's super cute pls read!!!

with love - allinadayswork - 8,888  AHHHGGGGGGGs high school au! this is so cute they're both so smitten basically they're best friends but lance is also keiths secret admirer and ahhhhh!!!!!! so cute pls read i beg of you + valentines day and overprotective shiro!!!!

 Your Smile Makes Me Awkward - Lancelee (ashleeforreal) - 8,791

another best friends to lovers (hehe) lance gets his braces taken off and keith is in a gay panic because lance looks hot and he doesnt know what to do and theres miscommunication but its all good in the end this was so cute

One Heart Missing - starlightment - 24021 HSWOQSJKNQJNIU BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS AU IM A SUCKER FOR THESEEE they’re in college and keith finds out he loves lance nd then they have a fwb thing going on and ppor keith but also poor lance for reasons i can’t disclose anD THE REOCCURRING THEME WITH THE ICE SKATING ITS SO CUTE AND DEHQIJOjqsk please just read it oh my god 

Soulmate AU

between two points - Alltheroads - 20,589 red string of fate au!!!!!!! keith is one of the few people in the world who can actually see the strings though, and lance seems not to have a string, just like keith. its them falling for eachother and keith teaching him how to repair a motorcycle and 50′s themed diners its amazingggg

Tell Me It’s My Name Written In Your Skin - Ivnars - 15,636 soulmate au where the name of your soulmate appears on your wrist once you fall in love with them (i think?) and lance thinks his is unrequited and of course he also has a martyr complex and is willing to die for the team and almost does and then omgomg i just its so great pls read

Bend It Like Soulmates - Reader115 - 23,998 HHHHHHHHhh SOCCER SOULMAtE AU AND THEYRE SO GOOD TOGETHER AND OMGOMGOMG SO MUCH PINING AND TENSION AND IT SJUST SO HAPPY AND AMAZING  IT HAS THEM BEING THE FAMOUS SOCCER SOULMATE COUPLE PLEASE READ READ READ YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCCER

there, nestled against his pulse - hiuthyn SHAOAMALAL ITS A SOULMATE AU I LOVE THESE HJDJSJSJSS AND ITS CANONVERSE (im pretty sure this was a one shot first and then I came back and it was a multi chapter fic and I read and it was like 1000× more amazing ajsjska) this was one of the very first klance fics i read and it’s definitely the first one that made me like gasp and scram cause oh my god,. okay basically the first and last words your soulmate says show up on your wrists and keith hides his wrists because he thinks he k words his soulmate and there’s miscommunication aND KEITH’S BACKSTORY AND IT GIVES LANCE SO MUCH DEPTH??????? and it has a really happy ending and its slowburn and angsty and pining and i’m a sucker for all those things which made this amazing!!!!!!!

College AU

i just wanna be (with you) - aknightley - 8,020 COLLEGE ROOMMATES AU LETS GOOOOOOOO there’s a lot of tension and pining and they give eachother gifts all the time i’m sOFT pls pls pls read

reasons why keith is the worst - MellodramaticLawliet - 5517 lance and keith are roommates and to cope with his hate for keith, he starts a list of why he hates keith and it just turns into a journal abt keith and lance is so oblivious and there’s also fencing tournaments which is cool hadjalkj read ittt

You Should Date Me - petalloso ahhhh lance and Keith are both freshman in college and they have little adventures and it's just super cute and fluffy ajskkasna

Canonverse

The Art of Secret Telling - jilliancares - 4,880 so to form another coalition, voltron has to form another coalition and lance has, 1, never kissed anybody and 2, has a crush on keith hehehe

a culmination of things - viscrael ahhh it's super cute and short and basically jumps around in time and they're just in looovee

instincts - godsensei lance n keith are getting their groove on when red mistakes Keith's pleasure for distress and comes crashing through the wall ajsksksmsna

i can’t help but want - aknightley  lance and Keith's lions get stranded on different islands but their comms get through so they're just talking and bonding and falling in love while they get their lions fixed akssjal so cute pls read!!!!

never saw you coming - dimpleforyourthoughts HOLY HELL OG MY FREAKINGNS JUEUSS I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH IVE READ IT LIKE 20 TIMES AND EACH TIME IM BLOWN AWAY BY HOW BEAUTIFULL ITS WRITTEND AKAK its canonverse and goes in depth with my boys and lance has a martyr complex and keitHS BACKSTORY AND LE PETIT PRINCE AND THEY WOULD DIE FOR EACHOTHER AND ALMOST DO AND IT MADE ME CRY AND GINGER THE TABBY CAT PLEASE READ OH MY GOD ITS SLOWBURN AND THEYRE BOTH S O SMITTEN AHHHH

Terminal Velocity - speaks tHE ANGSTTTTT. i'm like, a whore for angst. but basically. voltron gets captured by these alien empaths and this guy feeds off of other people's pain(???) and so he tortures lance and makes keith watch and oh my. this is so good I felt so many emotions pls read.

Keith McClain - orphan_account 🥺🥺 keith sees visions of him and lance in the future on the space whale and its v soft

In English, Please  - orphan_account this is a fic I'll always remember omg so lance flirts with Keith in spanish but pretends they're insults and he thinks Keith wont find out (he does)

how not to be a cat: 101 - jilliancares- 8,113 kEITH KEEPS  accidENTALLY TURNINg INTo A CAT aND THEN ENDS UP CUDDLING WITH LANCE I”M SOFTTT THIS FIC BROKE ME WITH ITS CUTENESS HAHIUSJK 

 moderation - Katranga - 21, 613 HSJHKJAJOIHQQ keith gets bitten by a love bug and sees lance first and then allura gets bitten and sees hunk so he just tries to act how allura acts so it doesnt give away his actual crush on lance hsjksskjs

Public Displays of Affection by hattricks lance n Keith are undercover on a mission and they see guards and they hide by making out ajkaka

the waiting game - they frick frack a lot but basically Keith and lance make eachother wait through a week without sex and only teasing sksjakak

To Bite, Or Not To Bite - jilliancares - 11,433 lance gets bitten by a vampire!!!! and he turns into one!!!! need i say more? and the way it like happens AND THEN THE WAY HIM AND KEITH DECIDE TO OMG IM THIS IS GRESR

feelings on fire i guess i'm a bad liar - melancholymango - 22679 a witch curses lance and now he can’t lie to Keith or anything having to do with Keith and its really funny i cackled sjhkah

The Loverboy Trials - PM_Writes - 20,838 THSIEIHWHIJIHJI I LOVED THIS ONE AHHHHHHH.basicaly the aliens think keith is their god of fertility and stuff so they’re like oh we need to do a ritual thing where people fight for his virginity and voltron is like oh fuck no so then lance has to compete to save keith i can’t get over it it’s- i’m softttt

Sorry, Who Are You? - sjskakaja lance and keith were childhood best friends but keith is bad with faces so when they meet at the garrison lance is really salty and keiths backstoey and the way he find out i'm- its great trust me pls

it might not be that bad - Katranga - 16,416 omg i adore this fic okay so. basically. keith doesnt know the difference between jealously and attraction because of him clinging to the closet in middle school and now hes trying to find out why his and Lance's definitions of jealousy differ and Keith's bad at feelings please readd

Everything Else

read all about it - starlightment AHAKAKAL HIGH SCHOOL AU!!!! i just read this one and it’s great!!!1 Lance is on the newspaper and writes and articles professing his love for Keith, the star quarterback that everyones in love with. it's such a good read and oh my goshh this made me throw my phone and squeal out of freaking excitement i love it so much 🥺 idk how but this made me feel as if i was living out senior year through this fic??? it was just that amazing

it's you that's haunting me - perfchan 

suuuper cute youtuber au where Keith hunts gosts and enlists lance as his cameraman. (includes a haunted mansion ballroom dance scene) and its just great oml oml i love it so so much!!! there’s also like 4 sequels so that makes it even better!!!1

Dirty Laundry - 

this is a staple and if you havent read it you're either new to the fandom or living under a rock but its a fake dating au where keith spends winter break with Lance's family and they bondddd and its great!!!! 

alright i just realized the author took it down so uhhhh

adaigo by shipstiel

lance moves in next to keith and Keith likes to play piano at the ungodly hours of the might where lance is just trying to sleep. this ones so cute!!!!!!

eyes to you wide with wonder - aknightley

an office au where Keith is shiro's secretary and lance always comes up to his desk to annoy him and they mask their affection under playful banter and lance also ends up being Keith's knight in shining armor ajskssnns it's so great!!!!

okay i know that you are not my type (still i fall) - quidhitch

ajoasbak nyma cuffs lance to a bed during a party and then leaves but then the bed turns out to be none other than....Keith's bed!! so they like talk while Lance is only in boxers and cuffed to Keith's bed

you never stood a chance - kagshina

it's a snapchat fic!!!!!!! lance accidentally snaps keith a shirtless pic and then Keith snaps back and it's just 😳😳 the whole time it's great omg

Cold Hearts Looking for Love - swang_is_trying typical enemies to lovers where lance is the son of a rich businessman and visits the orphanage that Keith hangs around to visit Pidge??? but its fricking jam packed with them thirsting over each other sshsksksm (i must warn you, its incomplete)

Of Don Juan And Elvis - shipstiel 

Keith is a starbucks barista and lance always comes in and orders with really weird names ehehe

And Now Presenting: Rielle and the Forbidden Meringue

tsbkakaK this ones so cute keith is a galra guard and hes guarding a garden (ooh alliteration) and climbs a tree and then falls into lance's arms (who's an altean guard) and its really cute sjkssahajaj

how to not keep a diary, or, lance’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad semester - glitterfreezing sjskasla they're sophmores in college and roommates pidge forces lance to keep a diary and he just ends up ranting about keith but he’ oblivious to his won feelings heheh

Lance and the Search For Keith's Boyfriend - haikquu - 9497

lance is jealous bc everyone keeps talking abt keith’s boyfriends but he doesnt know who he is (it’s him)

bus buddies - WhatTheBodyGraspsNot - 8033

lance notices Keith doesnt have a bus buddy on a 3-day-trip to save the bees so he goes and sits with him and it's so cuteeeee

got got got it bad -  kairiolette - 10,377 so keith is bad at feelings so he asks what its like to have a crush on someone and then basically tells lance that he has a crush on him and lance just casually brings it up

Only Fools Rush In (but I Can't Help Falling in Love with You) - Fangirl_on_fire_ - 13,524

OMGOMGOMG LANCE IS A MAFIA .BOSS AND IT STARTS OFF WITH A ONE NIGHT STAND AND THEN THEY AHAAKSJSKSM ITS GREAT PLS READ

The Bitter And The Sweetness - The_Real_Karaage - 66337

its a klance youtuber au!!!!!! I love these!!!!! okay so keith makes like conspiracy theory videos and knife throwing ones and lance does like vlogs or storytimes with pidge and they also do dance and then they meet irl but lance doesn't know keith is the YouTube guy cause he hides his identity and omgomggg also Keith is from Texas so he acts like a stereotypical emo cowboy and as a Texan I find it extremely funny

nobody puts baby in a corner - orphan_account - 3,950

 its like the 23rd century and aliens are on earth and keith is a royal galra and lance goes clubbing and and they meet and dance and wOOHOO 

okay thats all for now but i'm probably gonna make a part 2 cause i have a whole bunch saved to my notes app lmao have fun reading y'all

[oreomonsterhunter]

ON:E D2

Day 2 continued (even though there isn’t really a part one since TuMBlr DeLETed iT and I do not have the energy to try to recreate my thoughts, plus they wouldn’t be first impressions anymore since I’ve seen it already. Le sigh)

My Time is up first and I’m not prepared. My laptop even decided to quit the hell out of the website I was watching from, I assume in an attempt to protect me from 23 year old menace Jeon Jungkook. But the show must go on...

Ok I love the guitar move, I loved it the last two times and I love it now

No one come for me but his voice sounded a tad bit off when he first came in

I say this with love because my eyes and ears are peeled for injuries and strain and it is 2000007191819% believable that jk went too hard on day 1

But you know he’s right back on top again when the backing vocals come in and it sounds like a recording 😍 that’s my boy

I SEE TIDDIES I REPEAT THERE ARE TIDDIES ON THE SCENE

This choreo is impeccable

And I say that having seen it thrice and had my eyes peeled for the footwork and hand work because jk can Dance with that real good technique

You can almost touch the hours he’s put into this performance

Can you tell I’m avoiding the sexual nature as long as possible because I am

The leather fit was better for the thighs I’m just gonna say it

I like the red (and spoiler: the fact that he and jimin switch colors) but I reeeeeally liked the leather

My gawd those shoulder moves he’s so aggressive with it I’m 😳

The fact that his entire chest is out is absolutely sending me off the deep end, I am losing it, I have lost it

This sure is a...pectacle

Insert Jin windshield wiper laugh here

Jeon jungkook has pretty broad shoulders...and an itty bitty waist...and he’s throwing it in my face I’m like damn

Ok the backup dancers are lovely, and I like the symbolism of jk being followed by shadowy strangers, his every move inspected and copied

Imma say it: I liked day one hair better

I AM GASPING FOR BREATH JEON JUNGKOOK STOP IT RIGHT NOW I SAW ABS AND A WHOLE FRICKIN SHOULDER PUT THAT AWAY YOUNG MAN

I am keeping my eyes on the prize there is more to come I gotta stay cool but his THIGHS ARE A SIREN SONG AND I AM HELPLESS

That vocal run oof 😍😭 and right after that intense dance nonsense

Ok Santa I’ve had enough, all I want for Christmas is to squeeze jk’s thigh. Just one. Just for a moment. That’s all I ask.

I see sweat 👀 I’m not gonna say the thought I’m having I’ll scandalize you

FILTERRR JIMINNNN FUCK ME UPPPPP

Ok so he has his first note and immediately spreads his legs what am I supposed to do here jimin

His shirt is thin and almost missing as many buttons as mr doesn’t-know-what-buttons-are-jungkook so HOW does he do the outfit change later...we’ll find out

THE ROBE yes this is better this is the one heck yeah new fave

Jimin is Carmen right now (if you know you know) this is my ultimate goal

His hair...I said I was obsessed on day one but tousled is 😍 I love silvery jimin

And yes his eyeshadow is perfection absolute chef kiss Gordon Ramsay is on his knees praising this five star look

The lift and the half fall with the backup dancers is even MORE chef kiss ughhhh I’m so glad I’m watching this again to catch the details (and now I can pause lol)

Oop I caught a glimpse of those hand tattoos hello

Yeah jimin said “jk isn’t the only one with a chest”

HOW the outfit change was FOUR SECONDS OR LESS I COUNTED

I am literally yoongi looking at jhope doing hip thrusts right now. Hand over mouth, phone fallen to the floor, my entire life in shambles. Jimin has brought literal tears to my eyes how is he this potent even through a screen

Potent is the word, he is an actual SIREN like what

Jimin get over here I want you

And now I’m soothed with Jin 😌 thank you

THE PINK SHIRT nvm I’m not soothed I am a massive fan girl

His hair is also perfection, the whole vibe is It

Jin’s voice is sweeter than the WWH kisses he blows to the audience all the time 😭 omggg

I really do love that shirt, the sleeves are so fun and pretty and flowy

The little prince theme is killin me ahh

Things I want after this concert (since part 1 was deleted I’ll repeat myself...thanks tumblr I really love that you deleted valuable notes): jimins ripped sparkly pants, jungkook’s thighs, jimin, Jin’s shirt

HOLY HELL THAT HIGH NOTE

Jin are you sure you’re human I see no flaws, pretty suspect if you ask me

What?!? The song is over already? Excuse me?

Probably because I had to keep taking breaks from jk to breathe, and jimin to regain some control of my brain cells

The way tae does lil kid things as an adult

Not just on stage but I was reminded by that lil finger wave, this absolute cutie

The way he holds a mic is 👀 this man really does everything differently and somehow makes anything look damn good

What’s cuter, this kid or taehyung’s smile right before the chorus??? Impossible choice?

NOPE it’s the way tae makes those little faces at him and pats his head and you hear army in the background 🥺😭😭

His high notes at the end? Are they all trying to murder me with these vocals? Vocal line doesn’t REST

EGOOOOOO I think I need hobi in a red car for the rest of my life

How am I supposed to stay calm when you look That Good, hobi?

This choreo is so much fun ahhhhh I wanna dance but I’m definitely not good enough to learn this on the fly

The lil woah

Ripped jeans hobi 😍

Skipping hobi is an absolute joy, a bit of sunshine everyone needs to witness, the cure to what ails you, the light at the end of a long day, I sob

His joy is seeping through the screen he really is sunshine

He can really make any dance look easy, that’s such a skill

I mean these leg moves? I know they’re hard, or at least tricky, and he just? Does them? And makes my brain think they’re easy because he’s just doing them so naturally? What a lie he’s just gifted beyond this dimension. And also practices to perfection so there’s that

Tae is seriously shaking his booty right now lol

I know the boys always make fun of suga’s rap during boy with luv but I really love it

Jin’s so happy 😊 they’re all excited and having so much fun

I’ll never stop screaming over bts harmonies. Jk can actually turn anything into a masterpiece he blends so well with everyone, goosebumps every time I forget about a harmony and get surprised and ughhhh yesss

Jimin doing the ego dance lol this cutie

See I’m not crazy, they really are so happy on stage 😭 they’re all glowing and now they’re gonna talk about it I better not cry I’m too tired for that

Mmmmm Joonie wearing necklaces is 👌

All of their hair looks stellar oof

DNA choreo is one of my faves (who can watch them and say they’re not amazing performers, seriously)

Yasss Jin goooooo

Dance line really knows how to take and grab my attention like...I’m addicted to them

The hobi center part at the end though 🥳

I love the old songs, I’m always smiling when some of them come on idk

It makes me happy that bts still like performing their old stuff, like...we enjoy it but so do they

SUGA ON THE THRONE WHERE HE BELONGS #king of swag

You know it’s an old song when rapper jk reappears, and y’all know how much I love rapper jk *cough* ddaeng *cough*

The baseball is weird not gonna lie

Ooh little groovy jhope

Jimin seriously considered yanking his shirt up, I saw him think about it 😂 but shirt still tucked in

NEVER OVER THIS DANCE BREAK

Ok usually my jaw drops over jhope NOT NAMJOON excuse ME whAT

This should be ILLEGAL SIR, ILLEGAL

Ok yeah jhope has my jaw dropping again how does he move like that

😳😩🥵 red alert, that smirk is worth calling 911 to put out a fire because Hot Damn

I love jimin’s voice ok I love it

The closeups on heavy breathing sweaty bangtan are actual threats against my life

Not sure I have a pulse anymore

Can anyone in bts perform cpr I think I need it

Ok nvm jhope’s intro in spring day is the virtual version, I’m saved

What excuse me park jimin you better be ok go drink some water bb

Jin forehead I see you, worldwide handsome on full display

Gahhhh hobi vocals simultaneously kill me and bring me back to life

Also harmonies with rapline and vocal line (suga and jimin are lovely omg)

IDOLLLLLLLL YASSSSSS QUEEN

jk is totally doing sound effects lmao

I like how tae has the bandana around his bicep again (they totally stalked the internet and found the thirst, it’s the least practical thing, he’s only wearing that for one reason lol

They are the MOST HYPE how do they just keep going my introverted ass is in awe

Jk like move y’all are in my way this is my moment get out of it ahahaha

Wait how did I not notice tae put the bandana on his head

It must be a pain in the butt to clean up all that confetti

Encore song is only for army 🥺 these are the most precious boys i swear

Jimin fixing jhope’s hair...I thought I couldn’t uwu any harder but I can

Apparently I can uwu even harder because jimin saying he’s not gonna cry and smiling so big his eyes turn into smiles too I’m the softest for one man and his name is park jimin

President joon, I’m happy too 😭

[candied-boys]

We have absolutely impeccable taste 🫡

Oh, don't get me wrong I love degradation 🥵 I just also want praise 💕

You take my cock so well you little slut. Yeah, does my pretty girl need to cum? Gonna be a good girl and cream my cock for me?

Oh I ADORE side story Gilbert. Story Gilbert is equally as good. But that thing in every side story where MC is like, "Le gasp! You're evil! You're embarrassing me! I'm such a fucking virgin!!" doesn't go away. Even until the very end. Then there is like one line where she's like, "Yes, you've corrupted me💕" and the audience is like, "Uhhh yeah not really, you prude."

ELLIS SUPREMACY AHHHHH

Ohhhhhh he just makes me swoon. I know the moment I ever tell him I'm the happiest I've ever been he will slit my throat so I can be "eternally happy" but oh my gawd the way he is saccharine sweet and so gentle and oh so so so beautiful 😍 his voice just sends me.

LOOK AT HIM!!!

"But... I do like you... even so, you won't date me?" *kicked puppy face*

Todoroki ikepri ikevil

Hallo fandom friend 🤭

Omg Hi!!! same THREE fandoms 😭 that’s amazing

Who’s your fav, bias in each fandom?

Mine are the older Todoroki one, Clavis, Gilbert, Ellis, and Harrison

[weekly-todoroki-meetups]

Weekly Todoroki meetup: # 5

Natsu: Thanks for letting us host this at your place, it’s better than our rented room.

Hawks: No problemo~

Fuyumi: *Is buried under a mountain of chicks* OH MY GOSH THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE!!!

Shoto: *Holding Shoto chicken* I found my muse.

Dabi: *Is lying on the couch eating chips, watching TV*

Hawks: Aren’t you going to participate?

Dabi: My house, my rules. I’m staying here and watching political dramas.

Natsu: Why?

Dabi: They’re so stupid but so addictive. I can’t stop watching them.

Fuyumi: I understand!!! That’s me with doctor shows~

Hawks: Oh my gosh same, but with the Bachelor!

Natsu: God, this conversation needs to end before you all start fangirling. So- How are we going to tarnish the Todoroki name this week?

Hawks: Endeavour had a poor performance compared to usual due to the fact he stayed up late watching our children!

Dabi: Your children.

Hawks: Our children, just accept it!

Fuyumi: Awww I love them all- Even you little Endeavour chic! *Cuddles*

Natsu: Alright, continue with scheming guys.

Shoto: Since Dabi isn’t participating-

Natsu: Stop right where you are-

Shoto: Murder.

Fuyumi: No- No murder!

Dabi: Murder for life- I killed a guy last week because he punched me in the face and called me a freak.

Hawks: DABI. So it wasn’t because of Toga!

Dabi: No, I’d be bleeding out of it was her. She’d stab me- now shhh.

Natsu: Alright, we all know Dabi is an inherently bad person so let’s just move past this.

Fuyumi: Can I put the chics to bed?

Hawks: Sure! They’re in the room at the end of the hall~

*She leaves with the army of chics*

Hawks: Aww.

Natsu: Anyways, ideas?

Shoto: We could graffiti his office with pictures of Allmight and high end.

Natsu: That’s a good start-

*High pitched screaming*

Fuyumi: OH MY GOD THERES A ROTTING MEAT BAG IN HERE!!!

*Everyone runs into the room- A large open bag is in front of Fuyumi. The chics are watching as she screams*

Fuyumi: AHHH ITS A CORPSE!!!

Natsu: *Whips round to Dabi* Dabi, What did you do?!

Dabi: Why am I automatically the suspect?! Plus I don’t hoard bodies, that’s weird. Everyone knows you burn them in a remote location.

Natsu: *Facepalm*

Fuyumi: OH NO ITS BEST JEANIST!!! *Bleep*

*Everyone except Dabi and Hawks- LE GASP*

Hawks: Oh- Yeah, I did that.

Fuyumi: SOMEONE CALL ENDEAVOUR!!!

Shoto: What the hell man?! This isn’t right-

Dabi: *Hands on fire* Don’t worry Hawks, I can burn and dispose it for you. The authorities can’t find evidence in a corpse-

Natsu: AND HERE I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS NORMAL IN THIS HOUSE!!!

Hawks: Alright, nobody panic! I can explain-

*Pulls arm out of the bag, it falls off*

Hawks: Oh.

*Fuyumi, Natsu and Shoto all panicking and freaking out*

Fuyumi: NO NO NO OH MY GOD NO WHAT THE-

Shoto: Nope nope nope-

Natsu: HOLY MOTHER-

Dabi: That’s my boyfriend~

Natsu: EVERYONE TRY TO CHILL-

Hawks: *Holding arm and freaking out* OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS NOW EVERYTHINGS FALLING APART!!!

Dabi: Including the corpse.

*Door slams open, Shigaraki runs in*

Shigaraki: Why the hell are all you brats screaming?! *Sees corpse- Hawks is teary holding the arm, Fuyumi is screaming in the floor, Shoto is rocking in the corner, Natsu is yelling for everyone to calm down, Dabi is watching and an army of chics are next to him*

Shigaraki: What is happening. I just want to stay up in silence brooding and watching political dramas.

Dabi: Same. Also, I warned you not to move in next door.

Shigaraki: I already lived there!

Hawks: *Crying* I CANT BELIEVE I MURDERED HIM I CANT BELIEVE I DID IT OH MY GOD-

Shigaraki: Let me guess- Eyeliner chicken killed someone accidentally that he knew and now has a piece of them left?

Shoto: Yes.

Shigaraki: This isn’t my first time dealing with this- *Walks over to Hawks, takes arm, shoves bag away and snaps hand off the arm. Screaming intensifies from everyone, Dabi is starting to look disturbed*

Fuyumi: OH MY GOD AHHH IM GONNA VOMIT- *Faints*

Natsu: *Screams, vomits*

Shoto: *Rolling on the ground screaming nope nope nope*

Dabi: Wtf?!

Hawks: WHAT THE HELL NO NO NO!!!

Shigaraki: So you’ll need this, and what you’ll do is stop it from rotting by putting a special resin on it. It’s already rotting though so just ignore the smell. Then you’ll wear it on your face to remind you of your mistakes and the fact you failed that person, until eventually you want to die. To bad we don’t have any resin currently.

Dabi: What are you-

Fuyumi: *Sits up* I just had the worst nightmare- *Sees Shigaraki and Hawks, screams*

Shigaraki: So here- *Slaps hand on Hawks face, everyone screams loudly including Hawks*

Hawks: AHHHHH NOOOOO *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP*

Dabi: *BLEEP*

Shoto: NOPE NOPE-

Fuyumi: *Screaming*

Natsu: GOD NO!!!

Shigaraki: Easy. See?

Hawks: *Screaming- throws hand. It hits Dabi who squeals and throws it at Shoto, who kicks it at Natsu. He catches it, throws it whilst vomiting and it hits Fuyumi. She screams and throws it at the floor, running and tripping on the bag with the rest of the corpse. She looks at the corpse and screams, fainting. Screaming from everyone intensifies to godlevel*

Shigaraki: Geeze, What a bunch of babies.

[vixen-ocs]

De las preguntas dialovers ggg 24, 27, 36 y 49 💕

24- ¿Con quién que te llevarías peor?Uff... la verdad es que no soy cerca a nadie a excepción de Subaru, pero debo admitir que hay momentos en que no soporto a Reiji ahah No aguantaría estar bajo el mismo techo que él

27- ¿Cuál es el pasado más fuerte y cruel para ti? ¿Por qué?GASP! respuesta obvia y subjetiva de mi parte; Subaru. Siento que es bastante fuerte por todo lo que tuvo que pasar desde chico y para más remate no tener a nadie que lo consolara y le dijera que no es su culpa ; A ; ) AHHHHH MI BEBÉ, me parte el alma de solo pensarloooo 

36- Si murieras por alguien, ¿por quién y cómo sería? (inserta drama 7u7) 

Meeh... con lo descuidada y arriesgada que soy, Seguramente algún accidente con Subaru. Cuando se trata de él siempre lo pongo antes que mi integridad física. Imagino que tal vez en uno de sus ataques de ira yo tome una mala decisión y termine pagando el precio por eso... y que el precio sea mi vida Ah 

49- Tienes un tutor, ¿quién es? ¿Ruki o Reiji?  JAJJAJAJAJAJAJA NO SE LLAMA. BAI *huye*me caen gordo los dos porfis profis no se me acerquen