#LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE

[inv3ga]

Moots. I wish to speak with you/annoy the shit outta you, but alas, I am too chickenshit to send an ask or DM.

If you're down for nonsensical conversations, questions about random, pointless shit, and for me to repeat myself and ask you everything over and over because my brain do not function right, please send me an ask.

I'm trying hard to branch out and socialize, but I'm scared😂.

[liskobot]

once had a follower ask to be set up with someone- only to afterwards say the experience was not great

thought it would be very funny if that could happen with the bishops

[kankuroplease]

He tried to kill her granddaddy, so what’s a few million Ryō?

[newoozi]

your new friend vernon is walking you home one night, telling you all about the date his mom is setting him up on in an attempt to “get out there more”. he admits it’s been a while since he’s taken somebody on a date, and he’s sort of nervous and half dreading it. he doesn’t even have any idea what he’s going to wear.

the two of you reach the front of your apartment building, and you face to look at him. placing your hands on his shoulders you teasingly say, “wear that navy blue polo shirt of yours. it almost makes you look nice.”

he huffs out a small laugh in response, but the truth is he’s sort of spiraling. you notice what he’s wearing beyond an aesthetic sense? do you pay attention to how the shirt fits him perfectly, how it hugs at his chest and shows off his arms? of course, vernon knows he’s attractive — people swoon over him on the daily, and many times he can get away with not paying for ramen at the convenience store if the girl at the counter is young. but, it never crossed his mind that you thought about him in that way. it was different with you, wasn’t it?

he thinks about that, and you, on the way back to his dorm.

you text him to ask about his date the next night, the curiosity getting the better of you.

how was ur date? did she appreciate the polo?

he admits he didn’t wear the polo, but doesn’t offer any explanation as to why. he adds that the date was going fine until they were saying goodbye and she went in for a kiss on the cheek and he held out his hand. he probably won’t see her again.

you laugh out loud at his message.

when it’s your birthday a week later, he wears the polo to the casual dinner you host at your place with your closest friends. he notices when your eyes linger on his lean figure, and the way you blush when you know you’ve been caught. you’re almost sure he’s worn it on purpose.

[30somethingontumbler]

BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN WTF

I want us to remember that these first four episodes of Misfits and Magic 2 have all been like a collective 48 hours in game.

Meaning in the last two days or less Evan Kelp has: seen his Ex for the first time in a long time, only to then immediately get on a magical bar bike ride into a magical storm. Only to get his arm blown off by said Ex and die thus having to haunt his own shadow while going on the mission to bring himself back from the dead. Then come back from the dead butt naked to have the long awaited post breakup argument that has been building between himself and Kay before being faced with his own terra cotta skeleton. Then he has to face his extremely abusive former principal who tried to kill him not once but twice, and now tries to for the third time try to kill his friends and him only to end up entering her mind and turning it off like the light switches in a freaking public high school at the start of summer break. And at the end of that Brennan has the absolute audacity to say the most incredible morally gray, kill to keep my love safe line ever with “she attacked Kay, now she’s dead” delivered with zero emotion.

I ask again MR. MULLIGAN!! W.T.F!!

And you Mz. Abria Iyengar BURROWS END WAS ENOUGH TRAMA!! Please please you promised funny!! I am just trying to watch improv comedians play Dungeons and Dragons, not question everything I know and believe about morality! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF YOU BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC GENIUS!!

And poor Jammer just wanted a vacation!!

I can’t even start on Sam and Kay because I am just to work led up! I need a nap!!

[doodlesdreaming]

“Ocean. Hear my call.”

*Beware of flying fish when using Thalassic Calamity*

[umbralsong]

The writing disparity gets to me sometimes.

I love and relate deeply to Karlach. Down to certain details, in fact. I'm currently finishing her arc on the friendship route and it is touching. The voice acting, the emotion, and the death acceptance are all powerful.

Which is all the more reason why Wyll's storyline - as sweet and genuinely heartfelt as it is - is so disappointing.

Baldur's Gate is his city. The home from which he was exiled for saving.

What does he get in Act III?

Well, if you save Karlach, complete disrespect. Aside from Gale, Wyll is the companion you can treat the cruelest. Only Zevlor, Florrick, and Ulder recognize him at all, and all comment on his hellish disfigurement.

You have to time your rescue of the Grand Duke or Wyll loses his father because Mizora kills him. His abusive, canonically evil patron is permanently added to your camp and she stays near both Ravengards. You can kill Raphael. You can't kill her.

You can call him, the only Black love interest, hideous when he proposes (at least calling him a "devil" is somewhat in-universe reason to reject him, I guess?). Ulder has nothing to say to his son's upcoming nuptials. He's the only love interest without a sex scene. But Mizora gets one.

I fully believe there is an interesting story in Wyll's arc. His goodness is an interesting complication in his pursuit of power. But it's clear the writer was far more interested in writing for Lae'zel.

I mention Karlach because she's a late addition, and yet there is a distinct difference in the care and quality of the writing. Mizora occupies a significant portion of Wyll's time, and with their relationship scrapped, it is exceedingly racist (it is even if they weren't a pair - I'm just pointing out their dynamic was meant to be very bitter exes).

Maybe it's the writer in me, but this sort of content disparity is enough to make me avoid certain options. Durge included. It speaks to something I just can't accept; incompetence, favoritism, and disrespect. I do not believe in including characters I do not appreciate in my work.

In this case, I'm considering it the last time I recruit Karlach. Wyll deserves his dignity and for his abuse to be taken as seriously as everyone else. He's already lost an eye and soul to Mizora. She won't take his body too. Next playthrough, he'll be mostly himself. He'll return to his city and be celebrated.

[river-of-wine]

Do you guys ever think about Molly laughing at Dutch in her final scene. Do you ever think about it. I think about it so much. I think about her even more

[allyallyorange]

💔

[frankensteinposm0]

Bitches be like 'I am mature and understand myself very well!' and then cry for hours over this figure

[wellship]

In case you thought I wasn't still obsessed with them or something,

[racingliners]

If anyone is having a rough day, please know that I just jumped in a massive cardboard box to see if I could fit in it (I could) but got stuck in there for a couple of minutes.

[ohwatson]

non-american mutuals, with love and respect, please save the snide, sarcastic and faux superiority complex-ridden remarks because i promise you!! we know!! we fucking know!! and there are so many of us who are dreading what this outcome is looking like and trying to hold out hope that it'll turn and we know how badly this is going to affect us (and other countries) if it doesn't, so have a little bit of kindness please please please

[icewindandboringhorror]

just a few little bits from the past few days

[m-kyunie]

12/25 Happy birthday Allen Walker