#LAMEEE LAME

[navysealt4t]

FUCK THIS GAY ASS LIFE !!!!!!!!

[d3ad-on-arriva1]

bitches love me bitches love me bitches love me bitches love me bitches love me because they know that i can ROCK!!!!

[televisionenjoyer]

the world should end today

[pawbeanies]

hate those nsfw ask games where it's like one of the questions is "how many people have you had sex with?" SOME of us are epic turbo virgins who are waiting until they're past 30 to get cool never had sex wizard powers. if you even care

[petrichoraline]

im watching a local youtube channel and i start thinking oh my goodness do i not vibe with people over the age of 25

and then i realise no, i do, most of my beloved moots are over 25, i watch plenty of people in their 30s and above, i just don't vibe with people over 25 from my country

[tamyonmyonmyon]

doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room,on the bed room, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls on the bathroom on the couch on the car and on the street.

[bitethebullets]

i said best vampire not favorite. spike is a loserrr he is so lame meanwhile my girl drusilla had premonitions,,

[arolegos]

i lost the battle

u guys actually dont get them like i do... where are the other aroace extoxic yuri yaoi yuraoi genderfucker genderfucks llorumi truthers out there... can you hear me...

also llorumi is a lame ass shipname . cam we be more creatibe gang... idk. zombieshipping. undeadshipping. peace . crystalmeth. kawasakishipping. <- ok wait this ones creative if u understabd it . or is it too niche. who fucjs with gpz900r-shippingggg trueee. Idk. llorumi as a ship name is so lameee and boringgg like no way in this fandom where other ships are named Idk fuckinf uhm heavymetal and lavalamp . we get stuck with llorumi guys pleaseer

Erm. anyways.

[muadweeb]

apparently they are reinforcing the dany dragon queen nonsense....fuck outta here with that shit ahhhhhh LAME LAME LAMEEE

[transgenderization]

genuinely, I think Old School RuneScape is very well designed, and it intentionally doesn't have "COME DO US EVERY DAY" things or microtransactions.

lame. lameee. pushes you over. if a game cant make me log in every day its useless to me

[duckchu]

Can I request Sejuani, Jinx and Zeri (all from PROJECT verse) with sniper S/O?

Sure can 🩷

Zeri

She's so hyped to have you

She may be too eager to get in everyone's faces during battle

So having a cute sniper covering her back makes her feel safe

After you're done fighting will kiss you all over your face

Loves you so much she starts short circuiting everytime you return her kisses

Sejuani

(there's no GIFs for PROJECT Sejuani I'm sorry)

No matter how away you are, she's always keeping an eye on you

An enemy is too close to you?

Bristle's already trampling over them

Will protect you at all costs

After battle will check you for injuries

And let you come back to the base on Bristle if you're tired

Jinx

(same with Jinx)

You just wanna stay far away? Lameee

But she still loves you

No matter how lame you are

So will shoot anyone withing a five foot radius

Loves cuddling with you after fighting

Will say that you're a cutie

Just to make you blush

[ajhaijma]

Just had flashbacks of the time I saw the story of a guy i thought looked cute , (not a crush I swear )with their dog , so I just deadass went and asked him to share more pics and my lame ass went DREW the dog

I DONT EVEN GET THAAT MOTIVATED TO BREATHE ON NORMAL DAYS , AHHHHHHHHHH IM SOO LAMEEE 😭😭😭

Her name was frooti , she was cute tho , the only positive point was that I got multiple pictures of this Lil fluffy sweetheart

[freakingweirdo]

i cant believe i heard someone say vaping looks hot.. im sorry it’s LAMEEE you cannot make vaping look cool your weird little space gadget thing. it’s incredibly lame. smoking is hot.

[cringe-and-unhinged]

I always feel kinda bad like. It takes me 10 million years (at least a week) to finish drawing a request, and there’s a chance that the requester has already forgotten about it by the time I post it and they won’t even see it which is lame lame lameee

Anyway, Captorcest anon, I hope you’re still hangin around because I am in the kitchen and I am COOKIN’. Nothin adds zest like a bit a ‘cest amirite?

[heeleryuta]

The first part was a joke. The second, he said no and she's still after him so that makes me uncomfortable to watch.

there's no shame in admitting you didnt know what it meant, my friend. you dont need to cover it up

and even still, the joke was lameee. i get why you’d feel uncomfortable but the joke was so lame everyone hurled tomatoes at u for like 15 minutes straightttt

[713-4th-ward-g]

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

Good luck with bestbuy💙

25: My idea of a perfect date:

Ooooof I haven't been on a date in so long 😭, Soo stipulations money isn't a factor and we will disband all aspects of time 🤣 that will be relative to what I'ma say. Cause I am aware this date idea would probably not be feasible if the places aren't close by or cause of traffic and time.

With that preface out of the way: where to begin hmmm- I'ma lame guy to be honest lol pretty boring, nonchalant, and chill guy. So I'm aware I'm not the type of date a woman would really like.

I love the beach, I love the ocean, and I love a bit of sports. So hear me out 🤣 id need you to bend your aspect of reality for a minute okay, let me cook. 😭.

7-8 am we get ready

9-10 let's say I'm either picking you up or we are heading to our destination.

11 am to 1 pm: we head to the zoo and enjoy the animals. You can tell me about your favorite childhood animal and what's a wild encounter you've had with one. As some conversation ice breakers 🤣 in-between us viewing the animals. If they have the golf carts we'd definitely have to get on one of those 😂 for the fun of it. And also we are getting older help the knees stay healthy for the next part of the date. Uhh if their is penguins we have to see the penguins lol- I love penguins they are my favorite. -

Remember suspend all aspects of reality for this date lol 😆.

2-3: let's say we hit up a local restaurant of your choice, but for the sake of this let's say ummm idk I'm lame LMAO, I do love some good Italian food so let's say that. I say Italian but I'm honestly hungry at the moment thinking of pizza ahahaha. Let's forget that point though 🤣. It's totally cause I can't think of a restaurant.

4-7 let's say there's a beach and there's an open amusement spot near the pier. And they have a ferris wheel, gives us some time to maybe be a bit intimate or at least close to each other while we enjoy the views of the sun soon to be setting. But before it does we see people playing a bit of beach volleyball 😂. At this time our food would be digested. So why not a game with some random people having fun being active.

7:30 pm we decided after a nice break we want to do a bonfire. And they're local shops near by so we buy some wood and everything. And I sneak in some chocolate, and sweet crackers and marshmallows to make some s'mores lol 😂. I am sooo lameee but let me carry on. Maybe a nice wine, I'll do the driving so you can really enjoy the wine lol. So respectfully I'd at most drink two glasses lol.

8-9:30 we have everything set up and we enjoy the night with a bonfire s'mores a nice moon reflecting over the Sea with waves crashing. We can just sit in some silence and enjoy the day we had together or we could have some small talk about how the day went. And if you're w smoker like me then we could smoke a spliff lol and get high if not then we don't have too.

10 pm we can finally head home for the night and call our date over.

How is that ? Lol, it's 3 am so bare with my imagination. If I'm honest Im not good with showing affection when I'm first dating though I have to be able to grow out of my shell first. I didn't grow up with parents that showed me much of any during the more important years of my childhood so go figure. I have worked on it tremendously these few years and have been able to work on it.

This date idea just come to my mind honestly lol. 3 am brain fog lol 😆.

26: My biggest pet peeves:

If I'm being honest it depends lol, cause if I'm trying to have an important conversation and you're stuck on the phone I just straight up do not appreciate it at all. Hence the run on sentence 🤣. I couldn't bother with punctuation or grammar lol. Like I can understand being able to listen while being on the phone as a solid argument. But there are times I want to feel like I'm actually being heard ? I guess that comes from childhood 🤣. It's something about saying something to someone and they're so stuck in their phone it's like their ignoring the fact you're talking. Its one thing if we're in the middle of an important conversation and your phone rings by all means see if it's something you need to handle and I can wait. But if I see you scrolling through social media while I'm trying to talk 🤣 I can't lie that's very annoying to me. Solely in the aspect of an important talk or when I made it clear I really just want to talk to you and have a conversation. If I ask for a conversation and you just get on your phone I'll just feel like you aren't interested and then I'll just go on to do something else. Be it game, watch sports, or get ready to go to sleep for work LMAO.

Is that a reasonable pet peeve ? Not sure to be honest it is also situational and I can understand I won't have someones attention a majority of the time. But it's one thing when you call someone and ask them can we have a conversation about something or a thing that's important just to immediately get on the phone and scroll through social media or apps. Idk it's just a pet peeve. I would say at the moment that's my biggest pet peeve. Like I'm understandable guy so it isn't that it will always annoy me. It's just in those instances where it would be my biggest one. 2nd place would being too petty. I can see playful petty here and there but if it becomes a theme or a constant thing it would get old quickly for me.

27: A description of the girl/boy I like:

Lol; I don't necessarily have a crush IRL. But, I like a lady who is open and honest like I am. Someone I'm able to have hard conversations with be it: relationship wise, financial wise, family wise, or overall a deep question that's lingering. Someone who isn't afraid to hurt my feelings with an opinion or statement. Someone who is patience, kind, and understanding. I don't like someone who only thinks of money, to me it is superficial Ina way even if it is a natural necessity to live these days. Someone who is willing to do the things they don't necessarily want to do but have to do and not leave a needed task be undone. That's in itself is situational I am aware. Cause some task can't be fixed or mended right that moment. I'm just the type to want to figure out what's wrong or what I can do and go from there and fix it or find a way to get it done. But that's for the super important task like repairs Ina home hence situational. But, also could extend to helping me wash or clean up even when we are tired but we just don't want the plates to pile up lol. One can do the laundry like collecting clothes, the other can collect trash for trash day, then one can run the bath while one gets the clothes from the washer to put in the dryer. Things like that. Idk I'ma very considerate person so I would like it if my partner would be as well. I don't want someone who is always going to tell me yes. If I want that I can just play video games lol. I also don't want a women who is fixated on being independent. Everyone needs help and the fixation on having to be independent is a trauma response. They have to be able to tune it down a bit. That comes from a prideful place more times than not and pride isn't something I would want Ina partner. It can be difficult to get through to someone who is prideful. Lmao, I also hate driving so preferably one who loves driving lol I can be your DJ and tell me what you want to hear I'll play it 😜 thanks for driving lol eyes on the road pls. Don't want to die. Ohh and a girl I can just be goofy with and not have to hold back for the sake of not giving them the "ick" 😭. Lmao, is this to much ? I would hope it isnt out of the realm of possibility. Cause I'm the type that wouldn't ask for something if I wouldn't do it myself. So I guess that rubs off on the type women I'm into.

28: A description of the person I dislike the most:

It's gotta be someone hiding hidden agendas; or someone who only looks after themselves. Someone extremely prideful to the point they make themselves a final authority to anything they do. And say screw the facts I'ma still do it regardless and then up an complain if their plans still go to the wind. Someone who cute corners and expect quality. It's so backwards.

29: A reason l've lied to a friend:

Hmm, I have to really think here because I can't remember the last time I had to lie to a friend. Hmmmmmm, this is a tough one for me cause I'm actually very open and blunt with my friends. Unless you count me trolling my friends or saying something that will make them mad like how dog water they are at video games. Oohhh I just remembered something I'll lie to my friends In rainbow six siege by telling them he is low health when I know they're half health so they can push the person LMAO.

30: What I hate the most about work/school:

When a company takes looking professional over a workers health. That, and straight up managers lying or putting you in on a day you called off on weeks or even months in advance. If I'm to answer the question logically then it would be having to slave away my life for a corporation that will only see me as a pawn rather than a person. But I'll just stick to the former rather than the latter lol.

31: What your last text message says:

"Lol, send in most compatible that quality is booty"- spoken in reference to iPhones compression when someone sends a video. My cousin still hasn't changed his settings to send via most compatible to stop the compression from ruining the video.

Thanks so much for the ask it's been years maybe since I've actually gotten one so I'm so thankful for the engagement/interaction. I may be being hyperbolic but I honestly can't remember the last time someone asked me numbers after I asked for some lol. I have gotten one ask prior to this one but other than one I gotta be honest 😂 it's been dry dry like Barren lol. Cause I always would like someone to engage with me when I reblog them. But realistically I wouldn't want people to feel forced to ask me things ? If that makes sense ? Lmao I guess It does if I simplify by saying: I would love for someone to ask me things but also wouldn't want them to feel like their obligated or have too ? I'm honestly rambling lol. Wouldn't guess I'm introverted from this lol.

Hope to maybe have a few more from time to time, maybe ☺️🫣.

Lol, I really wonder who this could be lol knowing me I am shy too 😂 so I don't normally send ask if I can't go anon. I've only really gave flirtatious compliments or genuine compliments off anon a handful of times. And twice or so was with the same person/mutual 😂. If you ever get a kind anon and we are mutuals more than not it is me lol. I love to drop kind anons cause I remember getting a lot of anon hate early on so I just randomly drop nice anons here and there with my mutuals if it lets me.- again cause I'm Soo shy and get a bit embarrassed 😭 lol when their isn't an anon option. I wonder if they'll read this lol. I'm quite certain they'd know I'm talking about them if they did lol. I had gotten an ask from them recently but I answered privately cause I didn't want to feel like I was intruding in their privacy if that makes sense LMAO. Forgive me it is hella late. Why am I awakkeeeee33. But yeah I had only answered privately cause I didn't know if they wanted me to have it publicly. And I myself am a private person in the sense of not wanting to put other people's business out there lol.

Cause we all know I put mine out here in my blog lol but that's okay for me cause I made that choice lol. But I can't make that decision for others so I rather keep it private ? If that make sense. LMAO I am rambling LMAO. Idk if you can tell but I'm so excited to have actually gotten an ask/anon 😆 ahaha.

Thank you so much anon, you have made my night. Or is it early morning ? Lol 💙