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cashier: ok that'll be $20
me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!
cashier: where's all that blood coming from
#this is my fault moving to la#if anyone tells me to just bring food from home and stop eating out i KNOW#i'm BAD ABOUT THAT but i'm TRYING
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
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#she would like to be excluded from this narrative
#*#wwdits#wwdits fx#wwditsedit#what we do in the shadows spoilers#nandermo#nandor x guillermo#nadja of antipaxos#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz and buffy summers#userivett#userairi#useraurore#tuserrobin#userannalise#useremi#useremsi#userzaddy#sorry if this was already done but it's all i could think of all day lol#but she's gonna cry at the wedding and then eat the camera guy. end of series#wwdits spoilers
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Is Chat Noir… a freak??!?!
Fanart for @sillysiluriforme bc OOUUUUGGGHHH THIS AU IS GRGHAUUGHH- 🩷🩷🩷😭😭😭🫶🫶😩😩🙏🙏🌈🌈🌈
#it’s soooo refreshing to draw someone thing other than chocomarinette sometimes-#AND I LOVE HER LIL BUGGY SPIDER SENSE ITS SOOO CUTEEE#I also love freaky chat noir like yes girl he wants to eat you#miraculous ladybug#mlb la terreur au#mlb
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Is there a cap on miraculous exposure? Like, if luka unified the mouse and snake and spent a million years looping would he just get worse and worse until he dies/shuts down or would he reach 100% exposure and stop there? (Become a snouse?)
No snouse ! You get to go to limbo until what's left of your soul is consumed by the primordial consciousness.
#silu responds#silu's art#mlb la terreur au#luka couffaine#emilie agreste#mlb miracle exposure syndrome#the eating rats and going crazy is just side effects of ur kwami's soul mixing in with yours <3
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Can we talk about the parallel between Guillermo's turning and un-turning.
His turning went so wrong, it wasn't what he wanted at all. We know our crazy, dramatic baby. He wanted a ceremony, he wanted it to be romantic and soft, he wanted vows and sacred words. He wanted to slowly expose his neck, he wanted whispered words, he wanted to feel safe and cherished. He wanted to be asked and be held and be seen and be accepted.
What he got instead was a badly lit horrifying ordeal. He had to take charge. Derek had no idea what he was doing. It happened in a backroom of a store, they kept getting interrupted by Derek's boss asking him to clean out toilets. Derek fucked up his bite. He almost died. "Have you done this before". Derek fainting. Blood everywhere. Anticlimactic, disappointing, not at all the culmination of his life long dream, of decades of service and love.
His un-turning on the other hand.
Oh Nandor knows him. He made up a ritual for him with a suitably dramatic name: "The Ceremony of Vampiric Transmogrification". He dressed him in robes which he put on him so softly and spoke to him so kindly beforehand. He got all the other vampires ready for him. He hung banners and lit candles. He wrote and spoke vows and sacred words to him. He gave him a choice and asked him a question. And when he got his answer he took charge and made sure everything went exactly as it should. He made Guillermo feel seen and loved and accepted, even if it broke his heart.
#i am unwell#wwdits#that episode was just so much#he makes up intricate rituals just to touch another man#was that their wedding?#Nandor did say vows and then “I do”#currently eating drywall#nandermo#guillermo de la cruz#mine#what we do in the shadows
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memories w the family:]]
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#my art#elmariana#slimecicle#qsmp el mariana#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp juanaflippa#juanaflippa#el mariana#I MISS RJEM. SO MUCH I BET THEY WOULD ENJOY TO MAKE THESE BRACELETS#they spent a lot of time trying to make the right knot and in the process the bracelet broke#la familia como dios la creo#the quality looks v bad in the preview I hope it's actually good or I'm going to eat a door
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The Wings
They're finally together, huh? Time to celebrate. The last spicier piece under the cut.....
Part ONE | Part TWO | Part THREE | Part FOUR | Part FIVE | Part SIX | Part EIGHT
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun maximum#wolfwood lives au#las!art#thank you everyone who replied regarding the last picture!#i hope you guys don't mind the little change of style for this and the next chapter#i'll go back to grayscale after because i still want to finish the story someday and the coloured pages eat more than twice as much time
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The thought of Sergio Marquina getting his pussy eating out by you while his legs were wrapped around your head, his fingers tangled your hair while he moaned and whimpered uncontrollably at the feeling of your tongue swirling around and tasting his cunt; his loud and unrestrained noises were like something you’d hear from a porn video as his body quivered with a potent mix of pleasure and anticipation while his thighs locked your head in place, nearly almost crushing you.
“Mmmnnhh… fuckkk… that’s it, mi amor. Just like that…��� Sergio gasped out between whimpers, his hips desperately rocking into your mouth, feeling in your tongue tasting him. He let out a loud, unbridled moan escape from his lips as he felt his orgasm quickly approaching. His hands moved around your body as his nails scratched your back all the way to your shoulders lightly, causing you to let out a groan at the pain from the stinging sensation; but you couldn’t care about that because you were too busy focusing on pleasuring him with determination and obedience.
Sergio’s thighs were trembling as he arched his back further off the bed, his fingers moved back to tangle your hair again as his moans and whimpers grew louder and more desperate; chasing his release as he felt your tongue on his walls. His breath getting caught on his throat as he came, he let out a breathless moan as he rode his high as he gushed into your mouth; his thighs quickly unlocked your head, while adjusting himself so he could get a better look at you. He stared down at you with half-lidded eyes as he took in the sight of your cocky smirk plastered on your lips, he shivered in pleasure seeing your lips smudge with his cum as you remained between his legs.
His mind began to automatically predict that he was in for a long night with you and wasn’t complaining at all, not even a little bit.
#ʚ ᴡʜᴏʀᴇᴛʜɪʀꜱᴛꜱ .ᐟ ɞ#ʚ ⋆ ᴡʜᴏʀᴇᴄʜɪᴠᴇꜱ ⋆ ɞ#im gonna eat his pussy out till he cums on my face#WHO SAID THAT?!#sergio marquina#la casa de papel#money heist#dom male reader#top male reader#seme male reader#dom gn reader#la casa de papel x reader#la casa de papel smut#money heist smut#sergio marquina smut#sergio marquina x reader#bottom male character#sub male character#bottom character
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More PJO shoes you heathens
#pjo#Percy Jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson fanart#pjo series#clarisse pjo#clarisse la rue#selina beauregard#silena beauregard#Selina pjo#ruegard#cam eats crayons#what’s Selina and Charlie’s ship name I’m sure they probably have one#gonna do luke Thalia and Grover next#please point out the little details I love it when people notice my little details
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a fish in mud / a scarecrow full of blood
#kp hob#wuvvy#delloso de la rue#acofaf#a court of fey and flowers#dimension 20#ruewuvvy#watched we were all going to the worlds fair with angel and hearing this song as a former alex g SCHOLAR was. like well.#getting the electric chair idk. pls listen to it its so both hob and wuvvy pls pslpslsp#i choose to stay there is no other way / i read the sign i do not ask it why#i eat i pray i tumble through my day a fish in mud a scarecrow full of blood#you know what they do to little dogs like you#theyre both the fish and the scarecrow <3#yaurt
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USA, LA specifically, you r gonna have to have the most earth shattering, jaw dropping, toe curling, head banging, queerest, amazing-ist, opening and closing ceremony ever. bc paris ATE THIS SHIT UP 100%
#THEY EVEN HAD A NON BINARY QUING OUR TORCHBEARER#LIKE HELLO??.#LA U BETTER EAT THIS SHIT UP COME 2028...#closing ceremony#the olympics#paris olympics#olympics 2024#olympics#olympic games
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GIRLFRIENDS POST-UHAUL (uhaul the second, i guess)
#WAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY#i haven't posted anything this pretty in a while and i simply do not draw them enough. they're in love they're in LOVEEE#anyway ryumako enjoyers. here they are. high school sweethearts ryuko and mako#klk#kill la kill#ryumako#ryuko matoi#mako mankanshoku#satsuki kiryuin#(technically)#skrunkart#matoi ryuuko#matoi ryuko#mankanshoku mako#THE SILLIES. THE GOOFIES.#couldn't get out of bed today (<- couldn't move lol) but yuri got me back on my feet. dreams do come true#chewing this eating this. sorry i really like it ok. it's for me#also to the person who tagged the teacup ryumako post with 'dyke ryuko'... this is my letter in a bottle love poem to you. you're so right#like shit yeah.... dyke ryuko...
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05/27/2024
Continuing from the previous cartoon, St. Joan of Arc's sleepover scheme ends in DISASTER?! (Yes, this still really happened.)
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JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. The Source: This cartoon is based off of characters and events mentioned in St. Joan of Arc's trial. Here are the relevant passages (translated by W. S. Scott): "Asked what [Catherine de La Rochelle] said to her, [Jeanne the Maid] answered that this Catherine said [...] that a woman appeared [to her], a white lady, dressed in cloth of gold [...]. [Jeanne] asked Catherine if this Lady appeared every night; and if so, [Jeanne] would sleep with [Catherine to see her]. And [Jeanne] did so, but kept awake till midnight; saw nothing, and then went to sleep. And when morning came, she asked if the Lady had appeared. And [Catherine] answered that she had come, but [Jeanne] was asleep, and [Catherine] had not been able to wake her."
2. Explanation: Continuing from the last cartoon, St. Joan arrives at Catherine's for their sleepover. She wants to stay awake to see if Catherine's telling the truth about her nightly apparition, but she only stays awake until midnight. The next morning, Catherine tells her the White Lady appeared sometime after Joan fell asleep.
3. Historical / Fiction: The main gist of this story -- Joan's sleepover / stake-out with Catherine -- is historically accurate, based on Joan's account during her trial. In this cartoon, I fill in some gaps and take a few artistic liberties for fun's sake. Here are some of those liberties:
Pierronne: The third wheel in this rivalry, Pierronne the Breton, is not mentioned in the actual sleepover story, but I included her in this cartoon because I wanted a third character to offset the tension with a positive naïveté.
Midnight: In the original account, Joan says she stayed awake until midnight, saw nothing, then went to sleep. This could mean that she chose midnight as her limit and deliberately went to sleep after that, or it could mean that she meant to stay awake longer but could only manage to stay awake until midnight. In this cartoon, I went with the second interpretation, because it flavors Joan's failure to stay awake as a failure of ability, not a failure of judgment. To me, that makes Catherine's claim that the White Lady appeared shortly after all the more devastating, but I really could've gone either way.
Catherine: At the end of Joan's account of the story, Catherine tells her that the White Lady appeared after Joan had gone to sleep, and that Catherine had even tried and failed to wake Joan when the Lady arrived. Though it sounds like a weak lie in the actual story, in this cartoon, I flavored it as cruel gloating, which I think feeds into their rivalry a little better.
#catholic#christian#comic#cartoon#catholic memes#christian memes#tomics#tomics comics#tom gould#st joan of arc#joan of arc#jeanne darc#st jeanne darc#pierronne#pierronne the breton#catherine#catherine de la rochelle#white lady#the white lady#or maybe the ivory duchess or the bleached dame depending on the translation#sleepover#slumber party#falling asleep before you can prove your rivals magic nightly visitor is actually a sleep paralysis demon eating her soul#just girl things
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soft🥹
#this is LOOSELY based on a photo of the only fictional couple I’m not normal about#(scully and mulder)#bc I had to make my new obsession just like them😇😇#hope you all have a good rest of your day I am going to bed now!!!#I am EXHAUSTED I woke up at 3am😭😭😭😭😭#my dreams are often like lucid dreams and I can control most of them#but also they’re like SO VIVID I can eat sleep feel everythinf etc etc#anyways last night I dreamt I was a detective a la Morgan freeman in se7en#going after a serial killer#IT WAS SO SCARY I WOKE UP LIKE😳😳#I’ve been awake since then & I genuinely don’t even know where it came from bc like#I haven’t watched horror movies in forever I abandoned true crime years ago…#my brain was just😃#also it’s funny I did this x files drawinf today#because I started watching that show when I was TWO#my mom figured if I watched scary things from a young age I would never be scared of anything#idk what she was thinking bahahahahahahahaah (it did not work)#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy mc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sebastian sallow x mc
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how we feeling krusty crew?
#FEELING SO NORMAL ABOUT NANDOR'S PLOT THIS SEASON BEING ABOUT GUILLERMO#screaming crying pulling my hair out eating my hands#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdit season 6#wwdits s6#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#nandermo#brought to you by ms paint#also HELLO THE NEW PROMO IMAGES!?!?!?!?!??!?
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