#LA eats

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[politijohn]

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Historic wildfires blaze through LA months after the Democratically-run city cut fire service funds.

News headlines rhetorically ask us to consider what happens when CA inmates - working as firefighters for roughly $6 per day - cannot contain unprecedented fires.

Billionaires drain the already water-starved state of its supply as hydrants dry up when needed most.

This system has to go.

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[padawan-historian]

We live under a dictatorship of billionaires with daddy issues and colonizer fever dreams x

[mulderscully]

#she would like to be excluded from this narrative

[chocostrwberry]

Is Chat Noir… a freak??!?!

Fanart for @sillysiluriforme bc OOUUUUGGGHHH THIS AU IS GRGHAUUGHH- 🩷🩷🩷😭😭😭🫶🫶😩😩🙏🙏🌈🌈🌈

[sillysiluriforme]

Is there a cap on miraculous exposure? Like, if luka unified the mouse and snake and spent a million years looping would he just get worse and worse until he dies/shuts down or would he reach 100% exposure and stop there? (Become a snouse?)

No snouse ! You get to go to limbo until what's left of your soul is consumed by the primordial consciousness.

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

They were absolute BEST friends as kids I’m dying on this hill

[xclowniex]

It's actually honestly disgusting some of the responses I've seen around the LA fires.

Firstly - the whole eat the rich "I have no empathy as it's mainly rich people" shit is sickening.

The majority of people in LA are not the elite. Yes, a lot of rich people are affected, but these rich people aren't the elite that eat the rich is about. Most of these rich people pre fire are closer to homelessness than the elite.

Also the homes of people who aren't rich have been destroyed too. So many homes of middle class to lower class people have been burnt down.

California's first middle class black suburb is being burnt down.

Some of the reason as to why I think this rhetoric is spread around so much is a mixture of the general false perception that LA is a rich person city (its not) and the media making so many stories about different rich celebrities who have evacuated and homes have burnt down.

Also, yes, even those who are rich but not elite could rebuild a lot quicker than those who aren't but yall are also forgetting that it's not just the homes which are being destroyed with everything inside intact. Everything is burnt when a house is destroyed. Sentimental items are being destroyed by the fire.

Secondly - the different conspiracy theories are sickening.

I've already made a post debunking the one that Israel caused the fire through ecocide. And today I saw another one that it's all a ploy to prevent more names connected to p Diddy from being released as his mansion burnt down.

This is not some rich elite ploy to prevent more names being released. California has had bad wildfires for YEARS.

May I also remind everyone that the whole "elite group of people pulling strings to destroy shit to control the world" literally stems from the antisemitic conspiracy theory that jews control the world. Idc that people have replaced jews with people connected to Diddy, you're still using something which was popularized to oppress jews.

Another conspiracy theory I saw today was that the reason the fires haven't been contained is because firefighters donated equipment to Ukraine.

Like ah yes, the miniscule amount of equipment that fire stations have not yet replaced (as they replaced a lot) is totally the reason for the fires being so bad and not because of climate change (sarcasm).

A lot of yall harp on about needing to do more for the environment, yet when an event proving climate change is at an all time worse, you decide to ignore that it's climate change which caused it and that it's actually in fact a bunch of conspiracy theories.

You all need to buy the below and get a fucking grip on reality

[veryintricaterituals]

Can we talk about the parallel between Guillermo's turning and un-turning.

His turning went so wrong, it wasn't what he wanted at all. We know our crazy, dramatic baby. He wanted a ceremony, he wanted it to be romantic and soft, he wanted vows and sacred words. He wanted to slowly expose his neck, he wanted whispered words, he wanted to feel safe and cherished. He wanted to be asked and be held and be seen and be accepted.

What he got instead was a badly lit horrifying ordeal. He had to take charge. Derek had no idea what he was doing. It happened in a backroom of a store, they kept getting interrupted by Derek's boss asking him to clean out toilets. Derek fucked up his bite. He almost died. "Have you done this before". Derek fainting. Blood everywhere. Anticlimactic, disappointing, not at all the culmination of his life long dream, of decades of service and love.

His un-turning on the other hand.

Oh Nandor knows him. He made up a ritual for him with a suitably dramatic name: "The Ceremony of Vampiric Transmogrification". He dressed him in robes which he put on him so softly and spoke to him so kindly beforehand. He got all the other vampires ready for him. He hung banners and lit candles. He wrote and spoke vows and sacred words to him. He gave him a choice and asked him a question. And when he got his answer he took charge and made sure everything went exactly as it should. He made Guillermo feel seen and loved and accepted, even if it broke his heart.

[politijohn]

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[swagveryswagamazinf]

memories w the family:]]

[featherfangart]

The Wings

They're finally together, huh? Time to celebrate. The last spicier piece under the cut.....

Part ONE | Part TWO | Part THREE | Part FOUR | Part FIVE | Part SIX | Part EIGHT 

[dicentsalve]

Well

Risotto is just trying to feed his kids, after all 🧑‍🍼

[eatingoutmen]

The thought of Sergio Marquina getting his pussy eating out by you while his legs were wrapped around your head, his fingers tangled your hair while he moaned and whimpered uncontrollably at the feeling of your tongue swirling around and tasting his cunt; his loud and unrestrained noises were like something you’d hear from a porn video as his body quivered with a potent mix of pleasure and anticipation while his thighs locked your head in place, nearly almost crushing you.

“Mmmnnhh… fuckkk… that’s it, mi amor. Just like that…” Sergio gasped out between whimpers, his hips desperately rocking into your mouth, feeling in your tongue tasting him. He let out a loud, unbridled moan escape from his lips as he felt his orgasm quickly approaching. His hands moved around your body as his nails scratched your back all the way to your shoulders lightly, causing you to let out a groan at the pain from the stinging sensation; but you couldn’t care about that because you were too busy focusing on pleasuring him with determination and obedience.

Sergio’s thighs were trembling as he arched his back further off the bed, his fingers moved back to tangle your hair again as his moans and whimpers grew louder and more desperate; chasing his release as he felt your tongue on his walls. His breath getting caught on his throat as he came, he let out a breathless moan as he rode his high as he gushed into your mouth; his thighs quickly unlocked your head, while adjusting himself so he could get a better look at you. He stared down at you with half-lidded eyes as he took in the sight of your cocky smirk plastered on your lips, he shivered in pleasure seeing your lips smudge with his cum as you remained between his legs.

His mind began to automatically predict that he was in for a long night with you and wasn’t complaining at all, not even a little bit.

[jmmyjms]

"It's completely out of touch and is an insult to the American people and their lived experience!" -Luigi Mangione

"I say I am yet too young to understand that GOD is any respecter of persons. I believe that to have interfered as I have done, as I have always freely admitted I have done, in behalf of his despised poor, I have done no wrong, but RIGHT" -John Brown

Do not let Mangione become martyred like John Brown did. Deny, Defend, Depose!