Obi-Wan in his natural habitat in the temple sleeps in a loft bed (it was supposed to be storage he said cat instinct and turned it into a loft bed they’re shockingly common with Jedi tbh tho) and under 17 fluffy blankets with a pregnancy pillow (he’s not pregnant he just can’t sleep off his stomach if he don’t got one and sometimes autism requires squishing to keep it all down) and three more fluffy blankets on top of him. He has an optional Padawan or pet (not really a pet, just whomever followed him how from the gardens today) in bed with him also. And he’s got a projector on the wall and has a night stand with water and gaming devices so he can survive up there forever.
The clones, who have learned to sleep with full kute coverings and usually without blankets or pillows cause they just pass out on each other, most of whom identified with their Jedi for having similar sleeping types if they weren’t human, realize they are quite horrified by his Stewjoni nesting instinct. And he’s offended and refuses to sleep with any of them till they apologize to his favorite stuffed animal for insulting his HOUSE. Fuck you bitches he and Master Sparkle Bantha deserve better.
Cody is groveling while Alpha is still trying to negotiate a less intense number of blankets and Anakin is just shaking his head like ‘it’s not worth it Bro’ and Alpha is like ‘shut up ur an omega too you brat’ and that’s the last straw, you called them omegas now Cody is asking what an omega is and Alpha is trying to figure out how to keep his AO3 account hidden from his vod’e and nvm he’ll sleep in the barracks forever-
Obi-Wan holds this info over his head like a guillotine and convinced him to get in the damn nest right this second and cuddle him better.
If you don’t sleep with at least two comforters and a queen sized fuzzy blanket then I don’t trust you. Yes I refuse to trust my sister and wife okay. Everything in the world has a downside and that’s theirs. My bed is half dragon hoard of yarn and squishmallows. I’m not changing for anyone.
Anakin’s bed is 90% pillow and squishmallow and 10% blanket. Padme uses a thin cotton blanket and lets him burrito wrap himself and uses him like a body pillow while he’s captive in the blankies.
HELLO GUYSS!! this is Kayyy !!! <3 this is like the master list of me, aka an intro AND my stats😋😋
Ok soooo here are my stats as of mid Septemberrr. I post b00dy ch33cks sometimes, but they're is always a CW!!
stats:
5' 8.5"
bmi: 18.7
CW: 125
GW1: 130✅️ (bmi 19.5)
GW2: 123 (bmi 18.5)
GW3: 116 (bmi 17.5)
UGW: 108 (bmi 16)
OK THIS INTRO BOUTTA BE LONGGGGG SOOOO heres a cut in the page😋
Hi, my name is Kay!! Im a big reader, especially of classic young adult stories, like what Louisa May Alcott and Frances Hodgson Burnett wrote. I crochet and am learning to knit! I like small projects, and I've made bags, hats, little toys, etc. I watch mid 2000s tv usually, but I do enjoy some more recent shows and movies. I listen to music, especially at night. I play basketball, and do HJ, LJ and discuss. I am also taking ballet!! I dress mainly in a downtown esc style, with like a hint of americana and California teen (think brandy and jean shorts+ tie dye😭) sometimes i throw the occasional long skirt in there. I love taking little trips, like on the train or across town to take myself thrifting or out to see pretty cafes and such! My favorite animal/ insect is moths, but my favorite pet is cats!!
cat / cats , fe / line , ga / to , paw / paws , carni / vora , feli / dae
the clawed paw creature , (prn) who is a feline , the one with whiskers , the creature with ears , the one with the longest tail, (prn) who is a felis catus .
Guys. Yes, s8 was a pretty trash ending. Buuuut, they gave us Kosmo! My baby! And again, the end scenes were really horrible, (mostly for Lance) but OH MY GOSH have you SEEN how BIG Kosmo is??? THERE'S SO MUCH FLOOF!!!!!
I also want to say that I am incredibly upset that yesterday's post was actually posted exactly at 12AM, and therefore my daily posting streak is broken. I'm pretty salty right now. Keith in this post is me right now.
Anyway, this is on the Atlas, so it includes the MFE fighters and crew.
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Kosmo is absolutely the best boy.
Most of the time.
Right now, he is a demon. You see, he is the most obedient canine in existence, and is the sweetest puppy you'll ever meet, but he HATES baths.
He'll gladly swim through a swamp, or run around in rain that makes him smell like an odd mixture of lavender and socks.
But he HATES baths.
And when Keith tries to wash him, all Hell breaks loose.
It's a fairly calm day, at least compared to the rest of their time spent in space.
They came back a few hours ago from a planet entirely covered in marshes.
Kosmo, as usual was a great help, but the last time anyone saw Keith, the guy was chasing his wolf all over the Atlas.
The paladins and MFE fighters are trying to get to know each other better by playing 21 questions.
Hunk is in the middle of gushing about yeast with Kincade when Keith bursts in.
"Where is that DAMN DOG?"
Lance arches an eyebrow so high it flies right out of the ship and into the land of skepticism.
"Really, Keith? It's been hours since we got back. You can take down a six foot extremist purple (deformed) space cat, but you can't catch a wolf?"
Keith makes a face that almost looks like pout.
"Well, I would have caught him by now if he wasn't trying to MURDER me! So far I have been attacked by a training gladiator set on the absolute HIGHEST level, ejected into space, face planet in Collen's poop-fertilizer, gotten my hand set on fire thanks to a stove that randomly turned on, ran into SEVEN doorways, and knocked out by those gas samples we retrieved from that weird planet we visited the other day. KOSMO IS OUT TO GET ME. I just want to clean his goddamn floof!"
"Did you just say floof?" Pidge comments.
"THAT'S what you got from my whole rant? REALLY?"
Keith looks like he's about to continue his rant, when his eyes widen and his mouth presses into a firm line.
Everyone follows his gaze to where a glowing blue tail is peeking out from behind the couch.
Without any warning, Keith lunges towards it with his whole body. Like, he genuinely throws himself at it.
For a second, it looks like he's going to land on top of Kosmo and finally be able to bathe the wolf.
This, however is not the case.
Kosmo teleports out at the last second, causing Keith to land sprawled out across the floor with a painful sounding thump. That's most definitely gonna leave a mark.
Keith groans loudly.
He flips over so that he's laying on his back, but stays down.
Lifting his head just enough to look in front of him, he sees that Kosmo, the traitorous wolf, has trotted over to sit directly next to Lance.
And Lance, the traitorous paladin, makes no move to grab him.
Keith flips them both off. Kosmo can stay dirty. He'll suffer the consequences when those wicked thorns in his fur stab him while he sleeps. No, it's not petty. Okay, so it's a little petty, but Keith is ready to stoop lower than dirt at this point.
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Nicknames for Kosmo (all by Lance):
Kosmic slushie
Komic book
Karrot cake
Wolfie
BKFF (Best Kosmic Wolfie Friend)
BFW (Big Friendly Wolf)
The Beast (Lance is Beauty, obviously) (though Kosmo and Keith kind of share that one. It's Lance's logic, don't question it. That's Keith's job.)
The Kosmopolitan museum
Komic Sans
The Kute Kosmic Kritter
The amount of red lines that are under these nicknames is quite annoying.
Yumg white lang talaga ang pusa ko hahaha si homcee ang name niya kasi nung naghahanap kami ng furniture may naririnig akong iyak ng kuting tapos sabi nina kuya don, sya lang yung hindi binalikan ng mama niya kinuha ko na hahaha homcee short ng Home Center
Tapos yung ginger naman hahaha pusa yan ng kapitbahay namin kaso sya na nagkusa na samin tumira hahaha tinatawag lang namin syang caramel super super clingy niya
well, folks, it's been a long ride. the finish line is in sight. the semifinals come out TOMORROW AT NOON CENTRAL TIME. but before we get there, let's honor our final four contestants and the fights they've won to get this far! good luck to each, and may the best cat word win!
first we have miu, all the way from ancient egyptian! to get to the semifinals, miu had to defeat मार्जार, kisumirri, बिल्ली, cicuska, and even its twin Mau!
against miu is koteczek, the last of the many polish words we saw in the tournament! on its way here, koteczek eliminated kuting, kocik, кішка, قطة, and macska!
next up is kisse, from swedish -- and the final "kissy" word in the running! in order to stay in the bracket, kisse kicked out kisa, minino, koťátko, cath, kočička, and the internet's beloved puisín!
lastly, going head to head with kisse is 小猫, from mandarin chinese! before the semifinals, 小猫 swiftly took out köttur, にゃんこ, kissekatt, pisică, and kisumisu!
i've seen a lot of cats respond to this audio. alam talaga nila na sila ay kuting hahahahahahaah yung mga itsura nila parang "bakit parang kasalanan ko?" 🤣