Guys. Yes, s8 was a pretty trash ending. Buuuut, they gave us Kosmo! My baby! And again, the end scenes were really horrible, (mostly for Lance) but OH MY GOSH have you SEEN how BIG Kosmo is??? THERE'S SO MUCH FLOOF!!!!!
I also want to say that I am incredibly upset that yesterday's post was actually posted exactly at 12AM, and therefore my daily posting streak is broken. I'm pretty salty right now. Keith in this post is me right now.
Anyway, this is on the Atlas, so it includes the MFE fighters and crew.
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Kosmo is absolutely the best boy.
Most of the time.
Right now, he is a demon. You see, he is the most obedient canine in existence, and is the sweetest puppy you'll ever meet, but he HATES baths.
He'll gladly swim through a swamp, or run around in rain that makes him smell like an odd mixture of lavender and socks.
But he HATES baths.
And when Keith tries to wash him, all Hell breaks loose.
It's a fairly calm day, at least compared to the rest of their time spent in space.
They came back a few hours ago from a planet entirely covered in marshes.
Kosmo, as usual was a great help, but the last time anyone saw Keith, the guy was chasing his wolf all over the Atlas.
The paladins and MFE fighters are trying to get to know each other better by playing 21 questions.
Hunk is in the middle of gushing about yeast with Kincade when Keith bursts in.
"Where is that DAMN DOG?"
Lance arches an eyebrow so high it flies right out of the ship and into the land of skepticism.
"Really, Keith? It's been hours since we got back. You can take down a six foot extremist purple (deformed) space cat, but you can't catch a wolf?"
Keith makes a face that almost looks like pout.
"Well, I would have caught him by now if he wasn't trying to MURDER me! So far I have been attacked by a training gladiator set on the absolute HIGHEST level, ejected into space, face planet in Collen's poop-fertilizer, gotten my hand set on fire thanks to a stove that randomly turned on, ran into SEVEN doorways, and knocked out by those gas samples we retrieved from that weird planet we visited the other day. KOSMO IS OUT TO GET ME. I just want to clean his goddamn floof!"
"Did you just say floof?" Pidge comments.
"THAT'S what you got from my whole rant? REALLY?"
Keith looks like he's about to continue his rant, when his eyes widen and his mouth presses into a firm line.
Everyone follows his gaze to where a glowing blue tail is peeking out from behind the couch.
Without any warning, Keith lunges towards it with his whole body. Like, he genuinely throws himself at it.
For a second, it looks like he's going to land on top of Kosmo and finally be able to bathe the wolf.
This, however is not the case.
Kosmo teleports out at the last second, causing Keith to land sprawled out across the floor with a painful sounding thump. That's most definitely gonna leave a mark.
Keith groans loudly.
He flips over so that he's laying on his back, but stays down.
Lifting his head just enough to look in front of him, he sees that Kosmo, the traitorous wolf, has trotted over to sit directly next to Lance.
And Lance, the traitorous paladin, makes no move to grab him.
Keith flips them both off. Kosmo can stay dirty. He'll suffer the consequences when those wicked thorns in his fur stab him while he sleeps. No, it's not petty. Okay, so it's a little petty, but Keith is ready to stoop lower than dirt at this point.
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Nicknames for Kosmo (all by Lance):
Kosmic slushie
Komic book
Karrot cake
Wolfie
BKFF (Best Kosmic Wolfie Friend)
BFW (Big Friendly Wolf)
The Beast (Lance is Beauty, obviously) (though Kosmo and Keith kind of share that one. It's Lance's logic, don't question it. That's Keith's job.)
The Kosmopolitan museum
Komic Sans
The Kute Kosmic Kritter
The amount of red lines that are under these nicknames is quite annoying.
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Keith & Cosmo 🌌
First project since i rewatched entirety of voltron! I reminded myself of this wholesome duo !!
Finally got back into voltron after years, so expect a lot of new fanarts and crazy headcanons hehe
Anyone else has hundreds of versions of the same project ??? Just me or r we all just crazy😨
Feel free to use these as a wallpapers or icons (personal use only!) please leave credits 👨❤️💋👨
I’d appreciate if you guys tell me which version you like best!!!
Personally i like the grayscale version best, but the one with dark blue is giving cosmic vibes the most and colours in the last one r the closest to the original !
(lmk if you guys want a timlps cuz those r great)
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