#Korgans! Korgans! Korgans!

[sol-consort]

Krogan romance course Pt.2

The krogans in Andromeda are having a prom!!

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From: Gulnaz Bin

Hello again, everyone. It's time for a little care-frontation.

It's great that you studied the courtship material, but implementation has been tougher than boiled vorcha. Our medics have noted that the nettles you all are gathering and giving to each other in bouquets are poisonous. The females have been patient so far by only breaking your bones, but let's not test that any further. I'm pleased that our lone fatality was the stupid little pyjak who stood outside in the middle of a thunderstorm holding a sonic amplifier over his head in an attempt to gain breeding privileges.

Our own warlord has seen the trouble we're all having, and we will now be taking part in what she says is an ancient Earth tradition that is going to cut through the garbage and sort this mating stuff out for everyone.

Polish your suits and puff up your humps, males. The Nakmor Morda Dance is next week, and the females will be sending out invitations to the males they wish to accompany them!

They've been giving each other bouquets 💐 I'm so happy that's so lovely, oh my god. They finally can be together after centuries of separation back in Tuchanka. They're clumsily, but they're determined to get there and establish a genuine bond with their mates. And they're doing it by themselves, no need for Nexus or the initiative or anything. They missed each other, they missed being a family and writing poems and expressing love and romance and dancing and proms!

And they get to have it again, they're the ones most deserving of this new start in a new galaxy. A blank page where they genuinely try to do it right, to reset these decades of suffering and injustice they've endured, the culture they've been robbed out of and forced to only survive never thrive.

[thunderboltfire]

The complete base BG2 party roster in Darkest Dungeon style!

Some of them were used in this scene

I thought that the stylisation is way too fun to limit it to my in-game party (and besides, I sometimes switch party members anyway).

The models (sans my Charname, and including background with Athkatla sewers and Othyugh) are downloadable and usable under CC BY-NC-SA.

download via st.ash and via google disk (maybe I'll find a way to host in somewhere else later). Enjoy!

[ziggityzigg]

Heavy on Drago, Viggo and Johann + Grimmel.

[raeb33s-art]

Yay almost done

[angdrelve]

OUTTA MY WAY ELFBOY IM BOUTTA UNLEASH MY POWERS AS A BHAALSPAWN

...

MY SOUL HAS BEEN STOLEN

[moronkyne]

Uhh 200 days since Morgan

I’ve waited longer I CAN DO IT AGAIN.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Aerie, to Irenicus: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Korgan: We’re not friends.

Aerie, pulling out Crom Faeyr: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

[coutelier]

Fanart of the whole cast of Baldur's Gate 2, plus a bonus (but minus the companion who joins in Throne of Bhaal, and as yet none of the Beamdog additions - just the OG characters). Took me a while, and in the future maybe I'll recreate some from BG3 as well.

[starrz-n-waffl3-fries]

Needed a use for Shaun in the story -> Needed law enforcement(that wasn’t dead) for Rory’s healing arc -> needed more material to work with other than “Australian character” -> opened character ownership page -> Shaun’s a police officer now 😎

[thefloatingstone]

At first I was disappointed that apart from Varren and Vorcha, the only aliens we see in Paragon Lost are Krogan and Asari (because of course they included the Asari).

I was disappointed there'd be no Turians or Salarians at least, but.....

Actually no it's ok. I don't need to see Salarians or Turians in this movie.

[coffeecacao]

"If she wants to rally, you've gotta let 'er rally."

-Arthur Morgan RDR2

[sol-consort]

What hugging the alien races in Mass Effect feels like

[ Pt.One - Pt.Two - Pt.Three - Pt.Four - Pt.Five ]

Part Two: Krogan

Rough exterior, three heartbeats.

You could still feel the jagged edges and blunt spikes of his skin through the various padding the armour provided. His body runs hot, blood pumping at a fast pace as his lungs work relentlessly.

The krogan's arms don't reach the whole way around you. You'd have to fully press your body against his own and get very intimate in order for his arms to burry you deeper.

Otherwise, a polite hug will end up feeling awkward and uncomfortable at best. He's taller, but his face is low enough to meet yours. Body hard and bigger than anything you've held before.

It's you who has to make use of the human flexibility in order to wrap yourself around him and find a place in his embrace.

He jokes about it at the start, like any person attempting to play it cool whilst treading unmapped territory.

People don't hug krogans. They sleep with them, fight them, and wrestle.

But never a hug, never something so soft.

You guide him through it, teach him where to rest his head beside your neck. Lowering his hands to hold you below your rib cage so he may squeeze as he likes without risking a bone fracture. There's a tremble to his fingers, a shortness to his breath. He joked about accidentally crushing you at the start, but now you can see that he truly dreads hurting you by accident. Meeting your kind softness with pain due to his overeagerness.

Listening to your singular heartbeat puts him on edge, making him anxious. The realisation of how fragile you are, how you only have one heart, and when it breaks, it's really over.

He holds you tighter, as if he could trick your body into taking one of his many hearts, just to ensure your safety. Giving you a lifeline if his fears came true.

As long as he lived, he would not let it come true. One of his hearts will beat for you, fight your fights, win your wars, treasure your hugs.

You pull away first when your legs start to go numb from standing for so long. He reluctantly let's go. There is a glimmer in his eyes.

[e-suds]

please do not ask about everything I was supposed to be doing instead of this Baldur’s Gate Muppets fancast, but we’re here now

Companions

Jaheira and Khalid - Miss Piggy and Kermit Jaheira and Khalid just flat-out are Miss Piggy and Kermit - this is the whole reason I sat down and started thinking about this fancast

Imoen - Gonzo He's clever, he’s very playful, he’s loyal - and most of all he has a kind heart.

Minsc - Sweetums Sweetums would have a blast with all the butt-kicking. And Robin would be a delight as Boo. Alternatively, I’d get a lot out of having Rizzo play Boo while all the other actors pretend they can’t understand him.

Dynaheir - Custom Muppet My friend who helped me with the fancast was really clear that every Muppets Movie has some new Muppets created just for the story - whether it’s Walter showing up in the 2011 movie and sticking around from then on, or the truly horrifying little baby Ghost of Christmas Past in The Muppet Christmas Carol, you can always expect new puppets in a new Muppet production, Baldur’s Gate would be no different! it keeps going for a while, i’m sorry

Keldorn - Sam the Eagle

i can’t

Jan Jansen - Rowlf the Dog Rowlf already tells silly jokes in long stories, I can practically hear Jan’s stories in his voice. Edwin Odessieren - Pepe the King Prawn Pepe would do Edwin’s parenthetical grumblings perfectly. Ajantis Ilvastarr - Link Hogthrob Link has plenty of experience playing a cop with a lot of bravado. It’s a shame that no one’s there to save his bacon in Windspear. rip, bud Nalia - Drew Barrymore This one’s a given lmao Aerie - I’d say Camilla the Chicken but Camilla has wings Viconia -  N’Bushe Wright For Viconia you need an actress who can do both intense competence and a little bit of fragility. It doesn’t hurt that she was great in Blade as the hematologist who cured vampirism in a week, and by casting her and Kate Beckinsale as Bodhi, the imaginary producers of this imaginary movie can milk the intrigue between the Shadow Thieves and Vampires to hop on into the dark fantasy genre taking Hollywood by storm in 2004 (the year I seem to have decided this movie was filmed. Haer’dalis - Sgt. Floyd Pepper Floyd is nothing if not a bard. He thinks a little too highly of himself, talks a hell of a lot, and is a flirt.

Antagonists

Sarevok - Uncle Deadly He's the big bad in the first arc, but ultimately, when his quest for power fails, and he spends a little vacation in Hell, he can come back to life and if he is shown kindness, he sees the error of his ways, and can be redeemed. He's still a muppet - he doesn't have to be pure evil. Jon Irenicus - David Warner Gotta be. Bodhi - Kate Beckinsale I think this is hilarious.

Charname

charname is played by a human! I think the casting is determined a lot by what kind of playthrough it’s based on! because I’m in the middle of a chaotic neutral playthrough, and given the era I’ve decided this is being filmed, I’m really feeling eliza dushku for this lol

[mass-effect-anonymous]

CONFESSION:

I think it's funny that the giant krogan statue on the citadel clearly has armour in the first game but in the third game it's clearly a naked krogan

[tamras-shieldmaiden]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Korra/Kuvira (Avatar) Characters: Kuvira (Avatar), Korra (Avatar), Lin Beifong Additional Tags: Romance, Humor, Bisexual Female Character, Canon Bisexual Character, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, korvira, Explicit Sexual Content, Mirror Sex, Femslash, Minor Original Character(s) Series: Part 11 of The Path Summary:

Kuvira's plans to enjoy a pleasant Friday evening in the company of Korra are dashed by a last-minute work meeting she has no choice but to attend. But making it to the meeting on time might be a task more difficult than originally intended due to the distracting intervention of one Avatar Korra and her devilish plans for Kuvira.

[n7month]

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Continuing with the prompt:

Korgans

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