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Kon is the mom friend of Young Justice and you can’t convince me otherwise. As such he carries around little things for the Core 4, extra hair ties, maybe a spare Batarang or two, etc.
But, for Impulse, he carries around extra snacks. Like, do you know those Snickers commercials? The ones where they’re hangry until they eat a Snickers?
Well, imagine Kon, floating and the speedster seems a little cranky/hangry so he tosses a Snickers and it conks him on the head and is like, “Eat a Snickers.”
That is all.
#yj98#young justice#kon el#dc impulse#bart allen#core 4#the core 4 share one a brain cell and tim hogs it#kon is the mom friend#kon kent#eat a snickers#dc comics#ditzy ramblings#yj98 brain rot#kons little pouch#young just us#impulse#superboy#core four
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i HATE being a young justice fan with a burning passion sometimes, these silly lil guys, these dumb dumb idiots take up all my free time, just thinking about them. HOWEVER I DARE BRING THEM UP IRL? NO! why? because literally NO ONE around me knows who they are and I have to be like 'ha ha! isn't that just funny, anyways!' as if i'm not dying inside Because i NEED to talk about my beloved lil squishy and i CAN'T
#PLEASE PLEASE LET ME TALK ABOUT THEM#PLEASEEEE#I'm that one audio that like I'll name 5 birds#no I'll name 100 birds#but like thought about young justice instead of birds#NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUNG JUSTICE GHOSTT#PLEASEEEEEEEE#praise my one friend who lets me yap about yj 98 despite knowing jack shit about it for literal hours#and my mom#love that woman#she literally listens to me yap about shit for hours and just listens#love her#yj98#young justice 98#tim drake#red robin#bart allen#dc impulse#conner kent#kon el#superboy#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#dc secret#greta hayes
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thinking abt the kon, bart, and cass (cain) trio again. guys who just never had any semblance of a childhood... i want them to go on a little adventure together. they're just like "we've never done kid stuff let's go be silly for a day!!!" and then kon realizes that out of the three of them, he's gonna be stuck being the closest thing they've got to impulse (haha) control. cass and bart would enable each other about all sorts of things and i need them to get up to shenanigans.
like, i need cass to steal one of bruce's cards so they can go to a theme park together. they're getting photos and kon calls cass "bat-babe" and she calls him "super-stud" and bart's like "i need one of these nicknames too hello??" and cass thinks really hard and goes "imp-ass?" and kon loses his shit. bart's like "that just sounds like impasse. no thanks." and kon looks at cass and says "imp passes," and then breaks into a gigglefit again. bart complains all of the roller coasters go too slow. bart and kon centrifuge poor cass on the teacup ride. she nearly throws up as soon as they get off and then demands to go again. bart challenges her to a candy eating contest and kon's like NO!!!!!!! DO NOT ACCEPT!!!!!!!! HES A SPEEDSTER!!!! so of course cass accepts. and then makes herself sick. bart's still impressed by how fast she can shove candy in her mouth for someone with no superspeed at all though.
also it would be fun if they stumbled upon a murder mystery or something in this theme park. i mean they would be like oh this is fucked up, but i would see it as enrichment in their enclosure or whatever. let cass be a noir detective with her two extremely op sillies as backup. idk. the vibes. you get me??
#rimi talks#dont ask me for an actual plot i do NOT have that in me i just have the ''i want to set these 3 loose in a place together'' energy#bart and cass together will activate kon's mom friend tendencies SO hard.#but like not in the annoying nag way he's just like GUYS... DRINK WATER... APPLY SUNSCREEN...#theyre all having a good time theyre doing silly poses on the roller coaster ride photos#sometimes i think about bringing back the tooth fairy post bc i do think that was SO fun#but then i remember how fucking annoying people who kept missing the point were in the notes#and i let it remain dead ksjdf#kon#bart#cass
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Kon mentioning that they were going to stage a Drake intervention (for good reason) and then casually telling Bart to have some fries
#mom friend confirmed#young justice#kon el#conner kent#tim drake#bart allen#cassie sandsmark#stephanie brown#B reads comics
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Bart’s really awful with 21st century slang and he doesn’t care
Bart uses homie platonically and romantically he won’t let anyone tell him he can’t and yj is suffering immensely bc Bart will introduce them to someone “Oh, hey guys! Meet my homie, [Name]!” then yj finds out two months later that they met Bart’s s/o and Kon refuses to accidentally be nice to Bart’s s/o again which leads to him being mean to everyone Bart brings to meets them. Tim and Anita are interrogating them to figure out if they’re dating or just friends, Greta’s really nice to everyone Bart brings over but she will threaten the shit out of them beforehand, Cassie’s like crushing bricks with their bare hands and being polite but clearly not friendly, and Cissie somehow always manages to be doing maintenance on her bow and arrows when Bart brings someone over. And when whoever Bart brought over voices their concerns about his friends not liking them it goes one of two ways:
Bart’s completely oblivious bc yj are passive aggressive losers that don’t understand or care for boundaries and Bart doesn’t make it any better bc sometimes he doesn’t notice when they’re being overprotective bc he thinks they’re just being weird as usual
Or Bart complaining that they’re overprotective and none of his friends want to come back and Kon’s giving him a dirty look bc “I brought a guy over and you stuCK YOUR HAND IN HIS CHEST THEN THREATENED HIM VERBALLY!!” and Bart just pats him on the shoulder and goes “that’s different, he wasn’t good for you” and Kons fuming
#young justice#young just us#bart allen#kon el#anita fite#tim drake#greta sandsmark#cassie sandsmark#cissie king jones#dc impulse#impulse#superboy#dc empress#dc secret#arrowette#wonder girl#Mom Friend!Kon
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interdimensional whoring for Timkon please! I love the idea of tim double timing kon and then going home to his mom to tell him only for him to request Bernard to help with it
“‘Break’,” his other self echoes blankly, his fingers tightening against Kon’s throat. Tim just smiles pleasantly at him.
He definitely needs to be less mean to himself, but it’s just so hard to resist saying certain things. And anyway, his other self already owes him for this one, so he figures it’s fair.
#anonymous#wip: interdimensional whoring for timkon#dom/sub#oh friend your autocorrect sure was doing something there huh hahaha#but like Kon IS definitely the mom friend . . .
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It's so unbelievably important to me that Kon is a basically a massivr Buffy fan, but the real question is would he also be a Charmed (or its in universe equivalent) girlie
#this is inspired by the fact that in the 90s and 2000s my mom was a massive charmed girlie but one of her best friends fucking loooved Buffy#so they go hand in hand for me#kon el kent#conner kent#kon el#superboy#wendy the werewolf stalker
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#young justice#young just us#yj98#genuinely curious about this btw#because I remember watching the first episode a while ago because I thought it would be based on the comic#it was not#which is fine. but then just call it something other than Young Justice. Don't lie to me.#but is it in the same vein or something? do they finally do my besties justice?#have they given Kon back the life in his eyes? is he kinda a shitty teenager again? is he so 90s it hurts? is he the mom friend?#does he stop his friend from murdering a man before going 'ok now you can do it for real if you wanna'? funniest man in the world#like yeah that is thematically resonant for both Cissie and Kon + it's just a cool scene + it leads to Cissie's incredible arc#but it's also funny as hell
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Im finally reading some green arrow stuff instead of studying chemistry and wow can someone get cissie a ride home or something she literally doesn't know these people
#ramblings#obsessed with her getting assigned a dysfunctional family#like no!!! she's retired!!! she's literally never met any of the dc archers!!! literally why is she here#she's watching all these people who've known each other for years have heartfelt reunions and she just has to be there#let her be an actress in peace#objectively the funniest route to go with tho. cissie king jones. doomed to never retire#you can quit the hero life but the hero life knows your address and will put bombs in your head to get you to act accordingly#I'd love to know why Amanda Waller put a bomb in cissies head specifically#did she just need an extra archer. did she get confused and assume that since cissie was an archer that she knew green arrow#I have. many questions#now would be a crazy time to reexamine that joke her mom used to make about Oliver queen being her dad. it can only get worse for her tbh#ALSO#HAS ANYONE GIVEN CISSIE A PHONE TO CALL HER FRIENDS OR HER MOM OR LITERALLY ANYONE#has she just been sitting around with the arrow fam without telling anyone her location#imagining Bart getting a text that just says 'hey little man im gonna be busy for a bit. there's a bomb. in my head'#'do not tell Cassie. or Anita. or Kon. they'll have heart attacks'#liveblogging#should I make a tag for reading dc stuff....
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Top Fifteen Comicsposting Analyses of 2023, based entirely on personal preference (in no order)
I may not have written anything productive last year, but I did do a lot of analysis and had fun with it.
This was going to be a Top Ten, but it was hard enough to narrow them down this far.
Role of narration in the YJ boys' solos and Grant's and Ray's
Kon's first case of first-person narration, during a depressive episode
Clark's complicated relationship with Kon
Kon has only one piercing (and wouldn't have any more)
Secret's isolation from the rest of the team
Whom each member of YJ is closest to
Thad is uncomfortable with physical affection
Where the Mercury Falling arc fits into the Young Justice timeline
Characters' first lines: Young Justice original six, the Robins, others from or connected to YJ
The narrative's treatment of Grant's CSA vs. Kon's
Match and why we respond to him differently than to Thad
Grant and Jesse's conversation: "Just because something has a crack in it doesn't mean you throw it away"
Grant's "Emerson System" as a trauma response
Grant's relationship with the parents he never got to meet
Crash course in YJ (and adjacent) kids
#comicsposting again#and what's in store for this year?#current drafts include:#personality types analyses for the YJ and adjacent kids#various discussions of supporting characters in Kon's solo#a comparison of the boys' concepts of Home#the followup to Kon's solo that should have happened#why Kon is the mom friend#the origin of Bart's costume#Bart's struggle with his own mortality as early as his first time with the Titans#Kon and Bart both have dogs that apparently dropped off the face of the earth#what's up with the ending of Grant's solo?#how the age-up in Sins of Youth affected the kids and what this says about each of them#more about the YJ kids as intrinsically Gen X and why they don't work reinvented as Gen Z#lots of Rayposting including a discussion of religion in his series#why does the very broke Ray own a three-thousand-dollar laptop in 1994#list of ridiculous things Ray has done because he was Sad#Grant and Ray's team-up and signs of past abuse in how Grant reacts to working with someone who's angry (at him)#comparison of Grant's two dramatic exits from the New Titans#that time Grant almost killed Rose Wilson and we get a glimpse of his religious background#a response to someone else's post on how what we know about Joshua's background might not be the whole truth (!!!)#and probably more thoughts on Will#will I get to any/all of these? we shall see
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I still think that one moment abt Tim & Kon being Bart’s parents have caused Bart’s characterization by fans so much damage
#txt#i like it bc mom friend Kon moment but i also hate it bc I’m like Bart I’m so sorry#so many ppl out there just see you as timkon kid now…so scary.
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Not to put your tags on blast, wavebiders, but I have to copy them here because so true:
#fr!! Ive accepted I'm in the minority for liking them and DC is probably(?) not pairing them up anymore#but it's genuinely weird the lengths people go to minimize everything about that relationship#and the comphet cope is downright insulting to both their characters#like Kon did have a huge part of his life where he was doing a lot of fronting and wasn't in touch with himself#falling in love with one of his best friends who he respected as a leader and teamate and being able to voice those feelings#was a big part of him growing out of that#Cassie was never the character fanon wants her to be but going from a celebrity crush on Kon to having real feelings for him as a peer#was also a great show of her settling into her role as Wonder Girl and leader of the team#and up until his death there was no sign either of them was unhappy with the relationshiop 90% of their problems were external
#idk I've bitched about this in private before but#it's crazy how you have all these posts about the core 4 being so important to each other and how much they love each other#but at the same time there's this refusal to admit Cassie's bond with the boys is important the moment romance is a part of it#it just comes across like the only reasons she's mentioned at all is to avoid sexism accusations#when many yj fans don't actually see her as part of that group and don't want her to be as important to the boys as she is and vice versa (tags via wavebiders)
Kon/Cassie is a perfectly reasonable teen ship that both characters were hugely devoted to. It meant a lot to them, involved a lot of personal growth, and had been bubbling away since Young Justice 1998.
And yeah, it’s cute. Acting like its existence is a contact poison only makes the person disparaging it seem like they can’t cope if two characters date for a while and then date other people later on.
And it’s not progressive to refer to it as ‘comphet’ just because fanfic writers decide to get Cassie out of the way of the slash ship they want by claiming it’s ‘obvious’ she’s a lesbian, and so just coincidentally she can be used to pair the spare women in the background.
#cassie sandsmark#koncassie#kon el#for real!!#stealing your tags bc you’re right#Cassie gets such a crap deal#People say she’s part of the Core Four#but when it comes down to it fans rarely ever give her the same depth/importance as the boys#in a lot of Core Four fics she’s just there to react to the boys#no distinguished personality or personal plotline or anything#unless you count when she’s being the Tired Mom Friend#and lately#the Generic Goofy Friend who is Clearly A Lesbian
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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt. 7
[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.3] [Pt.4] [Pt.5] [Pt.6] [Pt.8] [Pt.9] [Pt.10]
“I’m having a child.”
Danny stared at Batman.
“…Uh, congrats?”
Batman whips out a stack of paper and a pen. “It’s you. Sign here and initial the highlighted spots.”
Danny instinctively, from years of dealing with Vlad, whacked the stack right out of Batman’s hands and into the bay. He doesn’t even feel bad about littering this time because, “Begone, fruitloop!”
Wait, no, that’s not what he meant.
“I mean- I have parents!”
“Not for long.” Batman muttered and then did a double take. “You have parents? How?”
Danny gasped, placing a hand on his chest to clutch his metaphorical pearls. He ignored Batman’s mutters. Everyone knows the vigilante has an adoption problem. At least, everyone who lived in Gotham did, as everyone who didn’t was somehow convinced that he “worked alone” or some bullshit like that. “Are you naturally this insensitive or were you dropped on your head as a baby? Obviously I had to come from somewhere.”
“They’re still… alive?”
“And kicking,” Danny said, inching away from yet another rich weird guy trying to adopt him. “Mostly the kicking part, though.” He said, remembering the sparring sessions. His mom could kick his as six ways to Sunday with nothing but jiu-jitsu and still have time to work in the lab.
“I see.”
“I’m charging you extra for the emotional upheaval. I have trauma regarding rich people trying to adopt me.”
Batman sullenly handed over a thousand.
“Sweet. There’s a group of shades down here asking if you could find their murderer. Apparently the serial killer is still at large.” Danny pointed.
“Of course. Tell me everything.”
The adoption papers disappeared as Batman went into detective mode.
Danny shoved the cash into his glowing chest and breathed a sigh of relief. He needed to make rent this month so it was a windfall running into Batman.
——
“Hey, Tim?”
Tim woke up from his Power Nap. “Huh?”
“Phantom’s complaining that Batman kept trying to adopt him.”
Tim blinked. “Uh.. what does that have to do with me?”
Danny stared at him, a patiently amused smile on his face. “Just in case the rumor about the Wayne’s sugar-daddy-into the Bats was a thing. Other than that, we might have to confront Batman to get him off of Phantom’s back. ”
“You… want to confront Batman.”
“Hey, man, Phantom’s a friend and it’s ride or die.” Danny snickered. It was literally die, with his Phantom side of things. He held two fists up, and wound them, like Popeye right after eating spinach or something. “And if Batman bothers Phantom, we ride at dawn.”
“Batman doesn’t come out unless it’s dark, though? Or for the Justice League.” Tim grinned. He mentally classified Danny under his “to go to” list. That’s where Bart, Bernard, Cassie, Kon, and Garfield were. If he starts shit, he could count on them to have his back and cause even more shit. Danny, wanting to fistfight Bruce over the man making Phantom uncomfortable? He absolutely is making that list.
“Then we ride at, like, dusk. Or uh, like 10PM. I gotta get my beauty sleep.”
“You’ll definitely need it,” Tim inconspicuously texted the group chat, which quickly blew up.
“Shut up,” Danny playfully shoved Tim. “Wait, can Batman even legally adopt? Isn’t being a vigilante illegal? And how can he adopt someone dead?”
Tim dramatically flailed and splayed over Danny’s carpeted living room. “Dunno about his identity,” he lied to Danny, like a liar. “But Gotham has a bunch of laws for the undead/restored to life people so there’s probably enough gray space there.”
Danny spluttered. “You guys have undead friendly laws?”
“Yeah, geht do you think Grundy just chills out? Plus, we have like a minor resurrection event every few years. It usually doesn’t stick but sometimes it does. Bruce pushed for those laws when Jason came back to life, except he doesn’t actually want people to know he’s like, alive.”
“Jason died?” Danny blinked. Well, that would explain the vibes. “Huh. So what’s up with his rank vibes then?”
“Rank vibes?” Tim pressed record on his phone.
Danny nodded. “Yeah, you know how Phantom’s got like a really chill green vibe?” Inwardly, Danny snickered at his pun. Chill. Yeah, he meant that very literally. “Jason’s got kind of a rank green vibe. He’s kind of stinky? Definitely never introduce him to Phantom.” Danny’s senses got worse in his ghost form.
“Jason regularly showers, though?!”
“Not smell! Like, a spiritual smell?”
“You can smell souls?!” Tim sat up. “Bro, you’re a meta?!”
“Uh.” Danny hesitated. “Yeah. I can smell souls. It’s a thing. Everyone from my town can do it.”
“What?!” Tim paused. “Wait, can Phantom smell souls?”
“Yeah. We’re, uh, from the same town.”
“Danny, what the fuck?”
“Hey, don’t look at me like that, you’re the one with a soul-sick brother! Not to mention, you’re kinda stinky too!”
“Hey!”
“Soul-stinky nerd man!”
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“I stink?!” Jason spluttered out, extremely offended.
“The Lazarus pits. He’s most likely smelling traces of Lazarus pit on you, you imbecile.”
“We need to speak to Phantom. This instant.”
“I dunno, B. Danny sounded like he was gonna break your face if you bothered Phantom anymore.” Dick snickered.
“Yeah,” Tim chimed in, from his seat in front of the Bat-computer. “He was pretty serious.”
“Are we just gonna glaze over the fact that they’re from the same town?!” Stephanie exclaimed, practicing her moves on a training dummy.
“How does that even work? What does that mean? I thought Phantom was an immortal?” Duke asked.
“We also can’t rule out time-travel.” Barbara slammed her baton into a training dummy, twisting her wheelchair in an agile maneuver that left the dummy on the floor.
“No bothering Phantom.” Cass proclaimed.
“That’s quite right. You all have a warm dinner sitting above your cave and should it remain uneaten, I assure you that sherbet Sunday and crêpe Tuesday shall be canceled.” Alfred stepped in. The Bats, threatened, scrambled to ditch their gear and go upstairs.
#Danny: not another adoption!#Vlad and Bruce trying to adopt Danny even though he’s got parents:🤝#batman#danny phantom#tim drake#jason todd#bruce wayne#dc x dp#bamf danny phantom#dpxdc#dcxdp#dcxdp crossover#sea cryptic! danny au
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you know tim is really head over heels for kon when he learns every step of kon's intricate and special haircare routine (this shampoo and conditioner set every third and seventh day, this one for all washes in between. this hair cream when it's damp, every other wash; this oil treatment also when it's lightly damp, between those. this hair mask, once weekly. etc) so that when kon is feeling down, tim can tell him to lean his head back over the sink, and tim can wash his hair for him.
#that's when mr. conner kon-el ''acts of service'' kent goes oh... i am Loved. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#depending on his level of feeling down he might get a little teary over it.#and then tim will go ah Fuck did i get shampoo in your eyes im So sorry--#hes the mom friend... he likes to take care of everyone he loves... so when they turn it around on him he gets SO soft and emotional#im rotating them in my mind but IM feeling too down today to write >:(#physically i mean. what if i didnt have chronic tired and chronic ouch. i would be so powerful#anyway. rotating them in a textpost instead of a word doc. yes.#rimi talks#timkon#tim#kon
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Starting off by saying I hate “mom Danny” bc it tends to be p transphobic and misgendering, so if anyone adds it to my post I’m blocking them.
Tim making his Kon clone baby, but the cloning chamber isn’t stable enough for the fetus. He’s desperately trying anything that he think might work, when he comes across Phantom. Phantom who has experience with stabilizing clones.
Danny had heard whispers through the grapevine (Ellie who’d joined the Teen Titans as Phantasm) that there was someone attempting to make clones. He’d only meant to snoop and see if it was a Vlad situation. If any clones had been made and needed liberating. What he found was a newly minted Red Robin crying over a red blinking message on a cloning chamber. He warbled a quiet “please, Kon, I don’t want to live without you.”
Danny quickly realizing this wasn’t an attempt to replace and destroy, but actually someone grieving, in probably an unhealthy way, but who was Danny to judge, he’d once replaced Sam and Tucker with robots for less. So he decided to help Red Robin out. Sure, he hadn’t dealt with kryptonian dna before, but he was at least 89% sure halfa dna was way more complicated. And Red Robin had already figured out ways around the dna shenanigans, it was just the stability that wasn’t going well. Honestly, he didn’t think it would be as easy as an ecto dejecto like it had been for Ellie. But his parents had a lot of inventions that they’d started making to help out ghosts, once they’d realized Danny was Phantom. Maybe telling Red Robin about ghost IVF wasn’t his most thought through plan.
“I think what might help is an incubator.” Phantom had suggested.
Tim could only gesture at the cloning chambers that had failed him thus far. They were essentially huge incubators.
Phantom awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck. “I meant, like, a living incubator. Like a surrogate.”
“Where am I going to find someone that I not only trust to carry the baby, but also would volunteer?” Tim raised an eyebrow at him. Hell, had Tim had the equipment to do so, he would have carried the baby, everything else be damned. He just didn’t want to be alone anymore.
Phantom blushed green and looked away. “It might take a little tinkering with the embryos to work with the physiology, but…. I could carry the baby for you. I mean, I’m trans, and even if I wasn’t, ghosts are kind of malleable in a reproductive sense. And there are options for IVF in ghost science. And like, my own clone is like my little sister. I’m also a protection spirit, so I would protect the baby with my entire afterlife. And I’m kind of rambling so you should say something before I embarrass myself.”
“You would be willing to carry a baby for me?” Tim was shell shocked by the offer.
“I mean, yeah. You’re a good guy. You’re not cloning him for a malicious reason. You’re just trying to bring back a piece of your friend because you love and miss him. Dedication that strong for someone who has left the living plain, is admirable. You realized early on that you wouldn’t be able to increase the speed in which the clone grew. You’ve been trying despite knowing that this clone will be a baby that’s going to be your child, and not just the friend you lost. And I wouldn’t mind giving up my body for a little bit so you can make your family.”
Tim certainly hadn’t meant to surge forward and kiss Phantom. “Thank you.” Tim pulled Phantom into a fierce hug. “Thank you, thank you, thank you.”
It took about a month for them to work out the kinks of making the baby safe for Danny’s body. In this time, Danny showing Red Robin his human form, and Tim revealing his own identity. It felt kind of wrong to keep his name from someone he intended to get pregnant with his child. Tim and Danny got close as they worked together on the baby. And there may have been a few more kisses shared between them. In the end, the baby ended up spliced with mostly Kon’s dna, some of Tim’s (to stabilize the kryptonian dna), and some of Danny’s (to keep the baby safe in the womb).
Once Danny was well and truly pregnant, he encouraged Tim to find Bruce. “I’ll keep the baby safe. You find your dad. If you need me for anything, I’m only a call away.” Tim hadn’t forgotten about Bruce, he’d just never thought it would take so long to set up cloning Kon. So much of his hurt and loneliness had fallen away in Danny’s presence, and Danny had let him hyper focus on making their baby.
“Probably terrible timing, but I’ve got to ask,” Tim swallowed nervously. “Be my boyfriend?”
Danny’s lopsided smile, thawed Tim’s nerves. “I think I could work with that. I hope you don’t mind kids though, I’m kind of pregnant.”
Tim huffed a laugh. “I’ll keep in touch while I’m away. Please keep me updated on the baby.”
Danny pulled him into a proper kiss, “I will.”
I’m mostly imagining Tim getting bump update photos and falling in love with his increasingly pregnant boyfriend, while he finds Bruce.
I’m also imagining after Bruce is back, Tim being like, “anyways gtg, my boyfriend is in his third trimester and I don’t want to miss the birth of our baby.” And peacing out before any bats could react, let alone stop him.
And also maybe when Kon comes back, there’s maybe a poly relationship started.
Also thinking about Tim getting Danny pregnant without the science.
Danny gets Dad, Tim gets Papa, and if Kon joins, he gets Poppy.
#dead tired#tim x danny#danny x tim#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#tim drake#Danny phantom#dani phantom#red Robin#kon el kent#conner kent#pregnant Danny#clone baby#Kon el#superboy#robin#dc#dc comics#batman#dc characters#chatonfils writing#I don’t really know where Tim’s cloning attempts fit into the timeline#I need to read the comics and not just fanfic#but I think Danny is probably the best person to go to in the case of destabilized clones#TimKon#timkondanny#superdeadtired
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I need a fic where Bruce realizes this kid who shoved his way into his sidekick roll will not be leaving anytime soon, and instead of emotionally distancing himself he becomes a combination Helicopter Mom and Shotgun Dad.
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Tim: Bruce, I’m headed out to meet my friends at the mall.
Bruce: Is that Kent boy going to be there?
Tim, rolling his eyes: Yes, Kon is going. And so is Bart, and Cassie, and maybe Bernard if he can make it.
Bruce: Hnn. Do you have everything? Coat, scarf, keys, wallet, tracker, pepper spray, dagger, kryptonite shard, emergency beacon, first aid kit, fire starter, extra pair of-
Tim: Yes, Dad! I already went through the list with Alfred. I’ll be fine.
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Kon: Hello Sir! I’m here to pick up Tim!
Bruce: Follow me.
…
Bruce: Sit down.
Kon: In your study? Is Tim on the way, or…?
Bruce: I just thought you might need reminding of the fact that I have a vault downstairs full of items specifically designed to take down a Kryptonian.
Kon: Whuh?
Bruce: You should probably ask your father about the time I was slightly annoyed with him for encroaching on one of my cases.
Kon: Why are you telling me this?
Bruce: Now just imagine what would happen if someone were to hurt my darling little boy.
*door opens*
Tim: Hey Bruce, Alfie said Kon was here, have you seen him? Oh! Hey, why are you two in here??
Bruce: Oh, hey sweetheart, we were just chatting. Have a good time at the carnival!
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Dick, pouting: I don’t understand, you’re not this protective over who Jason or I date.
Bruce: Don’t be ridiculous, Jason and I may have our problems, but he would never betray me by gallivanting off with someone I disapprove of.
Dick, who covered for Jay sneaking out to visit Roy Harper just last night: Mhm yeah, sure. And you’re not worried about me?
Bruce: Chum, I’ve known who you were going to marry since you were 12 years old.
Dick: WHAT?
Bruce: I have the whole ceremony already planned. I’ve got Gotham’s best wedding planner on standby. You have a very nice house waiting for you both, 20 minutes from here. A modest 7 bedrooms on 5 acres of land.
Dick: I’m not even dating anyone?!
Bruce: I can’t wait to meet my 3 grandbabies:)
#Tim joined his life when he was already Robin so he can’t bubble wrap him but he would if he could#Bruce is absolutely overjoyed when Tim starts getting chummy with Bernard. just a sweet civilian boy who treats his boy with respect#he thought he had a good head on his shoulders until he found out they were in a polycule with kon#don’t question why Jason is sneaking out when he’s a grown ass man with his own apartment it was just funny to me#also you can choose who Dick is getting married to (because Bruce was correct) but it’s Wally to me for sure#the only thing B got wrong is that it’s 4 grandbabies because he didn’t account for twins#My favorite Bruce Wayne is ooc Bruce Wayne#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#robin#red robin#tim drake#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#Jason Todd#kon el#conner kent#superboy#timkon#shut up grandpa
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