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cosmereclysmic · 1 day ago

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Szeth eating Kaladin's shit stew like, "Yes, I would eat this again." and Kaladin's thinking is, "Of course, it's better than rations." However. I bet you Szeth tasted it and was like, "This is the most vile thing I've ever tasted. It's exactly what I deserve. Perfect."

(Aha! But as Kaladin gets better at cooking, szeth will get the boiling frog treatment! And as the stew gets better, he'll be more willing to talk, not realizing he's already in the trap Kaladin was trying to set in the first place but thought he fucked up. Or he gets so pissed/stressed at how bad kal's cooking is he speaks the 5th oath (i am the law) and shoves him over to do it himself. #growth)

#wat spoilers #wind and truth spoilers #kowt spoilers

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isdalinarhot · 2 days ago

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"rosharans dont use shit as a swear" sorry brandon but adolin kholin did not shit himself in shardplate (three times, all on purpose) for you to say these things

#luke.txt #i mean sometimes you can replace shit with crem and it sound stupid but intelligible #but you just cannot replace oh shit! with oh storms! or oh fuck! because those have way different connotations #kowt spoilers #wind and truth spoilers

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naomi-the-red · 4 months ago

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“I’ve got to go. Biden wants me to try to find Jesus, who has apparently gone mad. Not surprising, considering how Buddha and Krishna are fairing”

#stormlight archive #the stormlight archive #wat spoilers #kowt spoilers

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moash · 4 months ago

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dalinar waiting in the other room for an hour listening to kaladin play the flute badly

#the stormlight archive #kaladin #dalinar #hoid #wat spoilers #kowt spoilers #wind and truth

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taravangians-storming-balls · 3 months ago

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take my hand. it's the end of kowt and they're trying to decide who becomes king of urithiru because kaladin doesn't want to and the succession line gets fucked up and no one knows what to do. wit speaks up. "who has a better story than szeth?" szeth becomes king of urithiru.

#I just think szeth becoming king would be immensely funny #because he killed like a dozen kings or whatever #and also. waves at his whole deal #stormlight archive #wind and truth spoilers #kowt spoilers #wat spoilers #cremposting #wind and truth #szeth son son vallano #my-storming-posts

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shouldprobablybereading · 2 months ago

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I remembered that post where someone mentioned the coalition probably becoming a future military force and now I just keep imagining immortal fused Dalinar watching them evolve into space age and start going around committing war crimes all over the cosmere, and just metaphorically roll in his grave

#‘did anyone read oathbringer and understand the message?’#sa5 #kowt #sa5 spoilers #kowt spoilers #wat spoilers #stormlight archive #brandon sanderson

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starling-illu · 3 months ago

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#szeth son son vallano #the stormlight archive #stormlight fanart #kowt spoilers #wat spoilers #cosmere

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renarines · 4 months ago

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read it a while back in the read aloud of course but i still almost cried reading wit’s “passions are horseshit” speech. how convenient to believe people are poor because they didn’t care enough about being rich!! that they just didnt pray hard enough!!!!!! so convenient to make suffering their own fault rather than life being unfair and birth mattering more than aptitude!!! or storming passion!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!! YES

#wat spoilers #kowt #WHERE IS THE RAGE ?? ITS RIGHT HERE #stormlight archive #kowt spoilers #wind and truth

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kingjasnah · 4 months ago

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alright. the differences between the ghostbloods on roshar and the ghostbloods on scadrial are so stark.....after TLM came out and we saw them fr for the first time it was like....this is just Final Empire Crew Part 2. they call him 'kell'. they have stupid in jokes. its not that i think kelsier is above getting a little evil with it but when marasi doesnt join the ghostbloods it's whatever but when shallan doesn't join she's like "um guys theyre going to kill my entire family." did iyatil pop over from scadrial like actually this time we're operating like an actual secret society and NOT a frat house

#im literally just thinking out loud at this point #there's factors here. they said kelsier was suffering from some kind of mental strain and tlm takes place after sa5 so there's room for him #to like. get normal in the interim. but that's not it..........his appearance in the prologue wasnt as out of character as i expected #do i think he'd order a hit on kelek? yeah. same with the bao ado mishrim stuff. but the vibe is soooo different #it's weird cause lol it's kelsier we know him. like we know him. im not cutting him slack we know that he's a dick too but it feels off #checked the coppermind there's a bit in the TLM epilogue that says the scadrians view the rosharans as a little crazy and a little #separate from their own goals but like ok thaidakar stop delegating and get in there then #sa5 #sa5 spoilers #kowt spoilers #wind and truth

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to-shards-you-say · 2 months ago

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