#KnightLife

[brokentrafficknight]

Cat Calling

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

So Neo won the poll so Adrian likes her instantly so now we do the reverse since Neon got the lowest vote. How would Neon react if her boyfriend's nephew didn't like her at first?

Saphron: Okay, here's Adrian! Take care!

Saphron: *Leaning in very close to Jaune* If my baby gets hurt I will put so much hurt down on you it'd make the Beowolves Blush.

Saphron: Have fun you two!

Jaune: uh ... B-

Neon:Me an' Jay-Jay will be cool! Have a nice night! Cya!

Neon: *Turning to Adrian* now look at you Wittle Guy~ Aren't you just the sweetest thing! Oh I could eat you Up!

Adrian:

Neon: Not impressed, Huh? Well we've got a whole night for you to see just how cool I am!

Jaune: Please don't push too him too hard.

Neon: I'm gonna push him.

~~~~~

Neon: Hey Adrian~ I got us a couple candies! Your Uncle doesn't have to know!

Adrian: ...

Neon: C'mon! you can pick whatever you want!

Adrian: ...

Neon: Okay. No Candy.

~~~~~

Jaune: What on are you doing?

Neon: Putting Gravity Dust on his toy so it can float!

Jaune: I don't think that's a good Idea.

Neon: Why not?

*The Toy floats to the ceiling*

Adrian: ... *Sniffle*

Jaune: Don't cry Adrian! it'll be fine!

Jaune: Get that down off the Ceiling! *Adrian begins wailing* Everything's Gonna be fine!

~~~~~

Neon: *Holding a baby carrot* Here Comes the-

Adrian: *Grabs it out her hand, Eats it quickly*

Neon: Hey! He ate for me!

Jaune, not wanting to tell her he does that when he's mad at a person: Well, the- the thing is ...

~~~~~

Neon: *Holding Adrian* Love me.

Adrian: Eh.

Neon: Love me!

Adrian: Eh!

Neon: LOVE ME!

Adrian: EH!

~~~~~

Jaune: Okay little guy, it's time for bed.

Neon: *Shakily* We- We could let him stay up for a little bit?

Jaune: You know not everyone will like you.

Neon: I know that! A lot of people think I'm annoying! He's different!

Jaune: Why?

Neon: Because he's your family! What if him not liking me means your mom won't, or your Dad won't, and that makes you - You're a good guy but - like - I-

Jaune: Honey, I ran away from home to go to beacon. I got to live my dream- I'm doing it right now, and right now, You're a part of my Dream. I love you, and even if anyone else got upset over it, I'd defend you.

Neon: ... You're a sweet talker.

Jaune: And you're sweet~

Neon: ... Go put Adrian to bed. You wanna cuddle after this?

Jaune: Sure.

[rwac96]

Shipping Name Question

Comment the reason for your choice, or place it in a reblog. Remember to reblog to spread it around.

[bydanielknightley]

I spent the last month tirelessly working on a costume for TinyKnightley for today's ren faire, only for the weather to be too warm for that sort of thing.

Once we got out of the entrance queue we took everything off before we even got decent pictures made together

[weathermanpolls]

Distribution of Jaune's Children by Teams - Harlequinade

So, 5-8 was the winner, but 1025-2048 is a close second, and is both a lot more:

useful

hilarious

Unfortunately, for RWBY that was up to over 700 kids, which is a bit too silly. Instead I'll lop 3 off the exponent, to make it more manageable. We'll go with 2^8 instead of 2+11, which is 256, which times 20.2 = 52.

You might be noticing the absence of Jessica. That's because the Harlequinade poll had 73.6% of the votes for Jessica.

So, Jessica will get kids, a reasonably large chunk over what the others gets.

[rwac96]

Neon: *wraps her arms around Jaune's neck* "Definitely~."

Jaune: *lowers his book* "Now, Neon.."

Neon: *tugs Jaune away* "Yoink!"

Jaune: *Reading a book on humans dating faunus*

Jaune: Shattered pelvis... Extreme dehydration... litters...

Jaune: Is it really worth it?

(Imagine your Jaune OTP, faunus edition)

[rusty-pincers]

Ref: Fortune Studios (Prague)

[pitchthevoid]

Pitch: Absurdist comedy "Nights of the Round Table" about off-duty knightlife. They clock out at 5PM sharp. Story opens up on the new guy, Arthur, who is decidedly not in charge of (or in control of) anything in his life. Since he shares a name with the boss, he's forced to go by Art. Someone has a wily ferret (also named Art, to Art's dismay). It's inexplicably* set in the 1980's...Cleveland? Or the suburbs of Chicago.

*actually, the sole reason is to open on the shot of a man removing his bascinet at the end of his shift, unveiling a lush blonde mullet that tumbles past his shoulders like a Double Gloucester careering down Cooper's Hill

[bryan-aiello]

The King is Dead; Long Live the King's Guard

This dark, introspective tale explores the surreal, warped nature of warfare. a newly knighted stable boy who finds himself miraculously alive in the aftermath of a devastating battle. His kingdom's forces; gone.

Blackness parts. He, the knighted stable boy, is prone, looking up at the sky. A red sky streaked with gray smoke. No sun. No moon. Just a deeply unsettling smear like the heavens were gravely injured and likely not to recover. There is a slight moan of wind, the flapping of flags but not a single sound that resembles an army on the march. No neigh of horse or clink and clatter of a nearby…

[pseudobollocks]

Ksiaz Castle

Behold the captivating beauty of Ksiaz Castle, an enchanting oasis that whispers tales of timeless elegance and architectural splendor. Step into a world where history breathes through every stone and immerse yourself in its majestic charm.

[brokentrafficknight]

Now have rusted knight Jaune be bullied by a cabal of redheads

So it turns out this show has a lotta redheads

[enchanted-arms]

One thing i've never been able to draw accurately from my knight type is how the spine around the C6-T4 vertebrae tends to jut out a bit in an incredibly hard almost... shell? there is a physical portion that's almost on par with our horns and it's just in that one spot along the spine

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Hahah I love these so much! So funny and well done!

Meeting the mother-in-law.

*ding dong*

Mama Arc: *Inside de house* Who is it?

Jaune: Your son.

Mama Arc: *Opens the door* Jaune! Oh my baby, come and give me a hug.

Jaune: *Hugges her* Hi mom.

Mama Arc: And what is this surprise visit about?

Jaune: Well I want to introduce you to someone. Mom, this is my future wife…

--------

Jaune: ...Penny.

Penny: *Happy* It's a pleasure to meet you.

Mama Arc: But what a cheerful girl.

Penny: Thank you! I'm a real girl now. So that statement does fit me.

Mama Arc: *Looks at Jaune confuse* What did she mean by that?

Jaune: It's a long story.

--------

Jaune: ...Neon

Neon: *Energetic* Hi, ma'am! I was very excited to meet you! I like your shirt by the way.

Mama Arc: Wow, you do have a lot of energy! I hope Jaune was able to keep up with you. *Chuckles*

Neon: Oh it's not like that. I'm the one who can't keep up~💕

Mama Arc: Eh?

Jaune: Is nothing mom.

--------

Jaune: ... Sienna.

Sienna: Good morning, ma'am.

Mama Arc: Aren't you a little older for my son?

Jaune: *Surprise* Mom!

Sienna: Yes, but I'm also old enough to give you grandchildren.

Mama Arc: *Happy* Welcome to the family. Please come in.

--------

Jaune: ...G-.

Mama Arc: *Serious* Glynda.

Glynda: *Serious* Rouge

Jaune: Eh? You guys know each other?

Mama Arc: Yes, she was my rival at the academy. We always fought for first place in academics and in combat.

Jaune: Is that true?

Glynda: It is.

Mama Arc: I see you wasted no time getting revenge by sleeping with my son.

Glynda: I couldn't give a damn what happened at the academy. I was dating Jaune long before I knew you were his mother.

Mama Arc: Break up with him.

Glynda: I won't.

Mama Arc: Why not?

Glynda: *Smug* Because I'm pregnant with his child.

Jaune/Mama Arc: What?!

[didyoutrydynamite]

Read a funny post recently that gave me Jaune x Neon Knightlife vibes for some reason.

"My wife just pulled me into the other room and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me m&m's without the kids seeing."

[motivaiart]

Behold the mighty knight, ready to defend the realm with his trusty sword!

⚔️✨

#MotivAiArt

@imagetocaptionai

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