#Kirby anime rant
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A problem I have with one-off/guest star characters…
Yk one thing that confuses me about the Kirby Anime?
How come Phan Phan stays in later episodes, but the baby Galbo doesn’t?
I find this strange because they both are monsters that were close friends to Kirby and yet the writers remembered Phan Phan, but not the Galbo…



If the Galbo really stayed as a pet to Kirby, where is he??? And why does no one ever mention him again?!? That seems pretty suspicious…
This is not the first time I noticed the absence of a character. There was also Yamikage, a ninja star warrior who eventually betrayed his army. He literally had a scene near the end of the episode “Ninja Binge” where he runs away and vows to himself that he will get revenge on Kirby and Meta Knight, implying he might return in a future episode…and he never returns after that…
Sm wasted potential…ITS ALREADY BEEN 23 YEARS!?!? WHERE IS HE!?!?
It’s so odd that the writers remembered Kit Cosmos and included him in the finale, but not the traitor of the star warriors. Honestly if the movie was rewritten they should definitely add Yamikage into the story and add more screen time for Rouge Destroya pilots. Maybe there would even be a battle to the death with Sir Arthur fighting against Yamikage on who gets to own one of the Destroya ships (of course Arthur would win since he gains ownership of the ship).


Another character I felt like had wasted potential was Bonkers. He literally came to Cappy Town so that he can become a Star Warrior like Kirby. Bonkers has such an interesting character and yet we never see him again after the episode he was featured in. Honestly he and Knuckle Joe would be best friends since not only they share monster transformation trauma, but they also hunt down monsters in the sake of defending the universe. Bonkers also would��ve been perfect for the finale and maybe we would’ve been a rouge destroya pilot.
KNUCKLE JOE AND BONKERS INTERACTION WHEN!?!?!?!
I could also talk about the wasted potential for the Star Warriors in general, but that is just a different story.
Maybe on the bright side when a spin off or remake happens to the anime, the writers would give more atention and care to these characters and develop them. I guess a good thing about this is that the show is open to hcs and new ideas fans can express from one another. Even though these characters might not have enough spotlight, I still love them and I hope the writers will love them as much as I do.
EXTRA:
Here’s something I drew of an interaction that I want so badly
I CANT DRAW BONKERS!!!!!!
WHY OUT OF ALL THE KIRBY CHARACTERS OUT THERE TO DRAW THE ONE I HAVE A HARD TIME DRAWING IS A FRICKEN GORILLA!?!!?

If this was digitally rendered I would definitely make Joe smaller. I hope you fans like this drawing anyways 👍

#hoshi no kaabii#kirby right back at ya#kirby of the stars#knuckle joe#fanart#sirica#galaxy soldier army#meme#bonkers kirby#yamikage kirby#baby Galbo Kirby#Galbo Kirby#phan phan kirby#if you write a story don’t forget your characters#Kirby anime rant#wasted potential
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so I was looking through translations of Kirby character's names and found that in Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land, Meta Knight's name in Italian is "Cavaliere Nero" ("Black Knight")
that's the only game where it's changed afaik, it's just Meta Knight in other games, but it did get me thinking about the word cavaliere, which the French (and subsequently English) word cavalier comes from
cavalier has multiple meanings but one of them, and the one that's always stuck out to me (as I grew up on the TV show Horrible Histories) is a supporter of the king—specifically King Charles I during the English Civil War. the Cavaliers were fighting on his side during said war
visual representation of my brain taking this information in:
Meta Knight -> Cavaliere Nero -> cavaliere -> cavalier -> the Cavaliers -> supporter of the king -> Meta Knight supports his king, King Dedede -> metadede
#sparkyblizz speaks#random rants#meta knight#metadede#ALSO there's the cavalier hat#you know the hat puss in boots from shrek wears? that's a cavalier hat#and then you can trace that back to meta knight because puss in boots in shrek is a zorro reference and is voiced by antonio banderas#who played zorro and in the english dub of the kirby anime meta knight has a spanish accent which I am very sure is a zorro reference#this is how my brain works everyone
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kirbytober day 7
Before becoming a full-time tyrant, Sectonia was something of a fashion aficionado. A talented designer, seamstress, and tailor, she paid the bills by running a small boutique in Floralia (flower-themed, of course). Her signature was beautiful golden silk.
A traveling puppeteer stopped by and was smitten with her work. He was in her shop so often, most everyone assumed he was an employee.







One day, the boutique closed permanently and without notice. Through the window, you can still see the dusty counter where the proprietress used to greet her customers. It seems the floating kingdom lost its greatest seamstress forever, but with the flash of a certain well-loved cape, you might yet see the gleam of her golden thread.

Prompt list (Day 7: Headcanon) by @paintpanic
#kirby#lrblev art#sketch#comic#kirby triple deluxe#sectonia#taranza#i know i already posted a sectonia rant today but that was unscripted#i was already planning to post a sectonia headcanon for today's prompt. i swear i'm not deranged#anyways.#this headcanon is based on the “joronia” incident#whether or not the name is canon i think the joro spider (the actual animal) is a cool basis for sectonia's character#they are known for having really strong and pretty gold thread#side note for those who haven't read the aforementioned rant (i do not blame you): i don't necessarily think sectonia is of royal lineage#or even that floralia was a monarchy just before she took power#i have way too many theories about floralia. man#kirbytober#kirbytober 2023#kirbtober#kirbtober 2023
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Ideal anime Dedede would have been a "I mean yeah I bully the kid but I don't want him DEAD." And they'd actually keep that trait consistent.
#batty babbles#IM LOOKING AT YOU DEDEDE REVERTING TO A JACKAMULE AFTER THE METOR ARC AND THE FAKE DEATH EPISODE#petty dedede is fine just hate he learned his lesson more than once but because it was episodic they removed any character development#“i attempt murder on a child daily” dedede should have been out of the question long before the anime was written#kirby 64 was in development at the time and he was literally only the antagonist once prior in kirby's literal first game.#dark matter and nightmare were right there to be “out to kill kirby” antagonists#oh sure meta knight is forgiven from his ACTUAL attempt to kill kirby in superstar-#-but dedede is still out for blood despite not being a dedicated bad guy in years#mini rant i guess#I love how boisterous he is but he was just such a huge ass and it didn't represent is at the time character well
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About 3D CG in the Kirby Anime
I am a little tired of people constantly using the way CG was used in the Kirby anime. I know it isn't always pretty, I know people don't like it but I want people to understand one thing: the CGI helped make the show go at 24 frames per second, and when it has near solely 2D episodes, they look really nice, at least in my opinion. I know framerate isn't everything, but there are some examples of sakuga in the show that just make it worth it. If it came out now, I have no doubt it would probably look more pretty because nowadays, you sometimes won't notice CGI in any shows unless it's intentionally being shown to be CGI. We have come such a long way in the last 20 years after all!
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Oof it’s been a while, but I’m still around. Mostly on Twitter and that’s here and there. Decided to just do a quick post and reblog some posts I lived but haves reblogged yet. On mobile so excuse any funky layouts if you see them. Might hop on my laptop and fix stuff up.
First off, my B-day is today! We’ll do something over the weekend but I just cooked some Alfredo pasta with grilled chicken and bacon. Sorry no pictures, I was hungry and the stove was a mess.

I did get this figure from my brother yesterday and the incense sticks from my cousins today. Also not pictured, three sets of PJ’s mom bought me (forgot to bring up the bag to my room when taking pictures) and some cash. I’ll be popping some popcorn and finally start watching PLUTO.
As for my scanning, I hope to start up Megamix Vol.2 before the month ends. I did scan a Kirby doujinshi but the author asked me to taking it down so I did. No Astro Boy/Atom the beginning scans are in the works and sadly PLUTO didn’t inspire anyone to draw any old man yaoi (that I’m aware of anyway).
Other hobbies, I’m want to get back into playing Sonic Frontiers mainly but I’ll have to fix my Tv stand back in order to do that. I’ve started reading The Drops of God and it’s pretty good so far! Also want to catch up on Saint Young Men but baby steps here.
Hm that’s all I can really rant about rn. I’ll be going on a reblogging spree eventually so I apologize in advance to all 5 (or more) followers I have. Lol
#forgot my tags#ok here we go#scanning projects#rants and rambles#megaman manga#astro boy#pluto anime#atom the beginning#kirby of the stars#kirby nintendo
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ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* NERD ALERT ! [ 2 ]
pairing : mark grayson x gn!reader.
synopsis : nerding out with your beloved bf :3
warnings : slightly suggestive and uh the usual pet names? he calls you his angel too <3 NOT PROOFREAD!! also mentions of dante sparda because the dmc anime is coming out 'm so excited!!!
w.c : 1.5 k.
a/n : THANK U SM FOR 200+ FOLLOWERS WHAT THE HELL SJSHJEHSLSKD. love you all <3
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READ PART [ 1 ] HERE.

if you're into video games, he's going out of his way to learn all about your faves.
when it comes to fighter games, thinks he's soooo slick looking up combos and learning them, he's all like “heh :3 gonna sweep them off their feet” and then gets absolutely BODIED LMAO.
if you show him no mercy he'll eventually start to get frustrated, not at you obviously you're his previous angel <3
“i’m not sulking.” he says, while clearly sulking. he was supposed to impress you! why are you so good at this :(
if he doesn't get a single win he's gonna suffocate one of your plushies when you're out of sight, it keeps staring at him, is that little fella mocking him? oh it'll pay for that.
you look at him amusedly when you come back to see the very obvious dent on your plushie, caused by a certain someone's fist.
“mark.” your eyes dart between the deformed head of your plushie and your boyfriend, biting back a smile.
“yeah baby?” he's all :3 bats his eyelashes all pretty at you, acting like he didn't just beat the shit out of your plushie like BOY YOU'RE NOT SLY.
but he is pretty, so you'll spare him, for now, not in the game though :p
on the topic of video games, he's actually decent at competitive games :] he loves playing them with you but if you die in the middle of a match he gets unmotivated to finish it (-_-;)
unless someone was trying to rizz you up or something during the game then yeah, HE'S GOING TO WIN.
do not play dress to impress in front of this man, he gets awfully competitive about it.
“pretty sure even cecil can dress better than that.”
“baby i think that's an eight year old.”
“still, cecil has more drip.”
gets all smug when he wins, god forbid he's not in top three he's gonna go on a rant about how unfair the world is.
he'll always vote for your fits positively though! even though they might be…. questionable at times but he loves his baby :D
minecraft with your boyfriend is actually really fun! except he accidentally set the palace that you built on fire once and literally REFUSED to touch the game for weeks after that (╯︵╰,)
will get sad if an animal dies :(
has names for all your dogs and cats, calls them your children.
“don't forget, we gotta feed our children babe.” he tells you, sipping on his milkshake.
and normally you'd smile and say something equally silly except for the fact that you two were currently hanging out with a couple of friends and that sentence certainly earned some looks.
“you two-”
“in minecraft!” you'd clarify, and cue the feigned annoyance filled groans and mutters of how you two are insufferable.
also one time he got so invested in building that he literally stayed up for ten hours, building the perfect wedding venue for you two!
asked [ forced ] everyone to make minecraft accounts and invited them all to your wedding in minecraft.
he kisses you in real life too when your characters “smooch” in the pixelated game.
he's gonna marry you for real one day, just you wait.

his irises turn into literal hearts when you pull up in a cosplay.
he would also love to cosplay with you!
bonus points if it's one of his favorite characters, his ass is NOT TAKING HIS HANDS OFF OF YOU LMAOOOOOO.
and if you two do end up getting freaky, like roleplaying as the characters then yeah rip bed.
matching literally anything! matching kirby socks? sure why the hell not. matching seance dog mugs? hell yeah! he's all for it!
and yes, you two have some nerdy matching pj set.
and matching underwear too :3 you jokingly bought them but he isn't playing around when he wears them seance dog boxers!

you both keep trying to recruit oliver in one of your favorite fandoms, although the little thraxan has other plans.
“guys no im not watching [ insert media name here ] !” “but oliverrr :(”
you're bother super annoying <3
sometimes mark will send you photos of oliver enjoying some piece of media you're into and act like a proud dad.
you two go to comic con together and get carried away, ending up with wayyy too much merch.
“mark, baby i love you but i don't think we need another signed poster.” you try reasoning with him, only to eat those words back the second he flashes you his sad puppy dog eyes.
you sigh, he really has you wrapped around his finger, doesn't he?
but you have him wrapped around your finger too, because when you look at him like that, asking him to take you to this signing event of your favorite foreign author, he wastes no time in picking you up and flying you wherever you want <3
no matter the time, he just wants to see his sweetheart happy :]

you two are insufferable with your references, sometimes people think you two are talking in some alien language.
rex hears mark on the phone, just who the hell is dante sparda? and why has mark mentioned this name like thirty thousand times in the past half an hour he's been on the phone with you?
as rex said, “you two match each other's freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public.”
“hey babe i got us these matching swords!” he smiles, all happy at four in the morning at your window like it's the most normal thing ever.
you squint a little before making out the sword's design, oh it's from your favorite game.
he doesn't protest in the slightest when you attack him with kisses, this is where he belongs.
he adores movie nights, you two cuddled up on his bed, watching something he loves? he's never been happier.
you two once had to stop making out because the plot got thicker, so you two locked in! even though your lips are swollen and shiny just like his from the shared passion a few minutes ago. he could care less about the next plot hole when you're right here, pressed up against him.
he can't stop staring at your lips, god you're addicting.
he snaps out of it when his favorite character dies though ( : ˘ ∧ ˘ : ) aw man.

building legos together! he gets all bashful when you praise him when he finishes a part of the main piece.
reward him with kisses and he'll melt.
he once tried making you pancakes, except he tried to draw one of your favorite characters with the pancake batter. and he's no artist, but he tried his best.
he's now on his 48458th attempt and it's looking like your favorite character….a little��.. not really.
he'll just douse them in maple syrup, that makes everything better.
when you question the odd shaped pancakes in your sleepy dazed state, he ends up telling you the truth, embarrassed.
but when you kiss him oh so softly, your kiss far sweeter than any maple syrup, his nervousness melts off until all there's left is you.
you and only you.
you two take those extremely specific uquiz quizes together like "which xyz character would hate you the most" or "who do you kin from xyz"
if he doesn't get his fav when he takes a "which character are you from seance dog" quiz he'll be all :[
"this is rigged." he says, taking another one in hopes of getting his favorite character this time.

going to the sea and painting on the pebbles and rocks with him, he loves watching the sunlight reflect off of your hair, you look like an angel, his angel. and god your eyes-
“hey does this look like eric cartman?” you show him the paintwork on your rock, snapping him out of his lovesick trance.
“babe, why is he on ozempic?” that comment makes you two giggle.
he continues, “should've picked a bigger rock, my love.”
“i saved that one for you….. you know, if we were penguins i would you the shiniest, prettiest rock i could find, which is this one so….” you shift closer to him, placing the pretty rock onto his palm.
he presses a kiss to the side of your head, fiddling with the rock in his hand. “you're adorable.”
he presses a kiss to that same rock when he's away from you on a mission, it grounds him, knowing you're there, waiting for him.

when you two end up moving in together, unpacking things takes less time than decorating your shared room.
hanging posters with him, asking him if they're centred. putting your favorite figurines on the shelves along with your favorite comics, building your own safe haven. the whole room embodies you both so well, anyone who sets foot in this room would instantly be met with a bunch of your and his interests.
his dumbass <3 accidentally ends up leaving one of his figurines on the bed, so when you two are needily making out and grinding, excited that you two wouldn't have to be quiet or keep your voices down — straddling him and pushing him down on the bed, he lets out a small squeal of surprise.
you two stop, looking at each other all 0_0
“sorry, i think-” he starts, reaching behind his back to pull out the culprit of poking him in the back, and surely it was none other than his favorite seance dog figurine, the absurdity of it all is enough to make you chuckle, he laughs sheepishly with you. a little embarrassed that seance dog ruined the sexy atmosphere.
but when you put the figurine on the nightstand, turning it to face the wall, he realizes he's gonna have the best night of his life.
and oh boy was he right :3

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Ik horror film characters aren't normally relatable or kin-able, however, if they so happen to survive quite a few films in a franchise, is that exceptional? In the Scream franchise, because some characters have survived at least a few films, we get to see more of their character and I wonder what other horror films are like that. I even catch myself relating to a few of the Scream characters, which is WEIRD since horror film characters SHOULDN'T be attached to since we all expect them to eventually die horrifically. Horror is a tragic way to relate to characters, is it?
#horror character kinnies might need therapy#ik i do#guilty for kinning the obnoxious loudmouth adventurous gale weathers#i also find myself relating to randy kirby & sam#oof#why just why?#why tf am i kinning horror film characters?#well...i have already seen several dark & gruesome af anime series as it is & kin very problematic characters along the way#it's in my nature to not resist relating to problematic characters#this is a coping mechanism of mine is it?#horror film kinning#horror rant#rant#horror movies#scary movies#horror movie rant#kinning fandom characters#vent#if you relate to horror film characters pls respond to this post if you'd like to
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Lucanis and Crows snippets, under a cut due to spoilers.
How would Viago and Teia react to a Crow Rook being romantically involved with Lucanis? "Teia is going to plan the wedding, and insist that Viago give Rook away at the ceremony. Viago will sigh dramatically, lecture Rook about it, and then spend a week picking out the right gloves to wear." [source]
If Illario wasn't locked away, how would he react? "Under any circumstances, Illario would be upset since it's a whole lot of attention that's STILL not on him. He would definitely get drunk at the reception and tell the same two most embarrassing stories about Lucanis over and over until Viago knocked him out and put him upstairs." [source]
With Rook romancing Lucanis, is it possible that Spite could become affection or benevolence? "Spite's basic aspect is defiance. He can be more or less difficult depending on influence (rebellion vs. vindictiveness, etc), but at his core he's always going to be a spirit of "NOPE"" [source]
Lucanis' mother was the heir apparent to House Dellamorte [source]
Does Spite have any kind of feeling about Rook? "Spite is fond of Rook in his own Spite-like way. He and Lucanis agree on the point of trusting Rook over and above other people or themselves. He does go to Rook for help with Lucanis, after all." [source]
For the Lion King reference in Murder of Crows, Mary Kirby went to the cinematic animators and described it as Illario's "Scar at Pride Rock" scene [source]
User: "I cut Lucanis' hair and shaved his beard and I almost feel like I should apologise to him" / Mary Kirby: "Now he can't tell himself from Illario, and you've given them both a complex." [source]
Teia and Viago were half-written by Mary Kirby and half-written by Luke Kristjanson [source]
Lucanis likes his coffee black [source]
Would he judge your coffee order? "As long as it's not boiled, or instant coffee, or whatever that stuff from a can is, he's fine with it. Or at least, he will only judge you silently for it." [source]
What kind of treats does Lucanis like? "Sweet, because it goes better with his coffee. Savory, if somehow he is NOT drinking coffee at that moment." [source]
Lucanis grew his beard and long hair while in the Ossuary. "He hasn't exactly had a haircut in a while." [source, two].
Would Lucanis make Powerpoint presentations about jobs or to talk? "No, he doesn't want to talk to anyone, let alone explain things and present them. That's 300% an Illario thing. That man has a powerpoint to introduce his powerpoint about why you should listen to his powerpoint." [source]
"Lucanis would never be on social media. He'd be on YouTube watching videos of people restoring rusty cutlery with no dialogue until four in the morning." [source] Could he tell when content is manufactured? "Yes. And he gets upset and finds Bellara or Neve (whichever is unluckier) to rant about it." [source]
Lucanis' favorite stove burner? Right front [source]
"Spite doesn't have any concept of physical appearances. It looks the way Lucanis sees himself. Lucanis is never relaxed, even in casual wear." [source]
Along with Lucanis Mary Kirby also wrote Spite [source]
Mary Kirby wrote Illario, Luke Kristjanson wrote the Crow faction quests [source]
Lucanis' perfect date night? "I'm gonna be honest: There is a non-zero chance it would involve assassinating somebody and getting coffee, and I'm not entirely certain which would come first." [source]
Lucanis "has so much [trauma] to sort through, and he could really use some help. Like, a Marie Kondo level of help with that." [source]
What sparks joy for Lucanis? "Coffee, paella, wyverns, knives, REDACTED, book club, REDACTED, revenge..." [source]
Lucanis is older than Illario by a few months [source]
How did Spite feel watching Lucanis fumble after the near-kiss moment with Rook? "Confused. Spite, like most demons, doesn't really get emotions outside its domain. Not doing something that someone clearly wants you to do should make you happy! I mean, honestly, what's better than that, except maybe revenge?" [source]
Did Spite interact much with Manfred? "We wrote a bunch of interactions between them, though I have no idea how many made it in." [source]
Update:
What are the names of Lucanis' parents? / "I didn't give them names, and in the event that Lucanis comes back in a later game, I don't want to hand out info that might just get contradicted by his next writer. (If I don't answer a lore question for him, this is probably why. I don't want to write checks someone else has to cash.)" [source]
What is Mary's take on Spite's possible involvement or lack thereof in Rook and Lucanis' relationship? / "Honestly, I don't know, and that's a question his next writer might explore? Where do your pent-up feelings of frustration go when you're happy? What does an emotion like defiance even understand about love? (I think that's fun to think about, but your mileage may vary.)" [source]
#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#<- this is my spoiler tag#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#video games#long post#longpost#alcohol cw#dragon age 5
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The Kirby Rant That You All Wanted So Much™
I’m gonna give you all a little plan of what’s gonna happen :
1. The overview of the main games (+1)
1.1. The copy abilities
1.2.1. The bosses
1.2.2. The Soul bosses
1.3. The Star Allies
1.4. The ancients
2. The music
3. The modern era’s themes
4. Anecdotes
Know that once you click on read more,
My one and only Kirby headcanon is that Sectonia is transgender.
So I guess I’m gonna start at the beginning, Kirby’s Dreamland. It’s a simple game with some of the gameplay staples already present, walking, running, inhaling, spitting, swallowing and floating. Recurring bosses also appear for the first time here, with Whispy Woods (a tree), Kracko (where there is a sky, there is a Kracko), and King DeDeDe (technically the only time he’s a final boss) It also has the Extra Mode. There really isn’t much to add, just that it’s a simple game.
Next is Kirby’s Adventure, the first game with copy abilities, making swallow go from almost useless to extremely important. It also adds a new character, Meta Knight, who at that time is neither protagonist nor antagonist.
Now begins the Dark Matter Trilogy, which is something that shaped the rest of the series. Meta Knight does not appear within the trilogy.
The first game of that trilogy is Kirby’s Dreamland 2, which introduces Dark Matter as a whole, specifically Dark Matter Blade (yes that’s its official name). That game also introduces two concepts. The first one is the concept of bad end, which is exclusive to the Dark Matter Trilogy, and happens when you don’t collect every main collectible and locks you out of the true final boss and gives you a teaser of said boss. The second one comes back out of the DMT and it is the concept of final transformation. In this game, the final transformation is the rainbow sword. Also, animal friends first appear here, and those are the most well known, Rick, Kine and Coo.
(Kirby super star came out here, I’ll talk about it when super star ultra though)
The second game of the DMT is Kirby’s Dreamland 3, with other, new and more numerous animal friends, I unfortunately do not know their names (except Chu-Chu) and honestly can’t be bothered to look them up. The final transformation is the Love-Love stick and the true final boss is Dark Matter (singular entity) followed up by Zero (an eyeball). Zero is the boss that makes people say "Kirby isn’t for kids". Also there’s a boss named Ado here.
The third and final game of the trilogy is Kirby’s Crystal Shards, with the first of two occurrences of copy ability combination and also the second appearance of Ado, which now takes the name Adeleine (the name didn’t change in Japanese, this is how we know they’re the same). The eponymous crystal shards are the collectible of the game and allow to unlock Ribbon’s Crystal and the fight against Zero Two.
Now comes what I like to call “The Drought”, it contains either weird games, spin offs or remakes.
And first off, a remake of Kirby’s adventure, Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland. The only difference is that Extra Mode is replaced by Meta Knightmare (you play as Meta Knight).
Alright I’m not going to talk about it but this is when Kirby Air Ride came out.
Now comes Kirby and the Amazing Mirror, which is confusing both in gameplay and in lore; and misleading in its title. The French title is better, it’s “Kirby and the Labyrinth of Mirrors” and that’s what it is, a labyrinth of mirrors. One of the few times King DeDeDe doesn’t appear anywhere in the games. The final copy ability is Master (it’s Galaxia but it didn’t have that name at the time) and the final boss is Dark Mind.
Here comes the weirdest of all, Kirby Squeak Squad, the game that started the joke of “Kirby kills gods over cake”. Forced to tell you the story here, Daroach steals cake from Kirby and puts it in a chest but there’s another chest that contains Dark Nebula and Daroach picks up the wrong chest. Shenanigans happen and Dark Nebula is killed by Kirby using the Triple Star copy ability (Mjolnir that can also do fire and ice). Also, copy ability fusion appears here too, for some reason. I’ll ignore them though, because the requirements are different than usual (I remembered them too late for that).
First, I’ll talk of the things that are common in the two games (except for the sub-games). There are the helpers, which can be summoned if Kirby has a copy ability that isn’t Crash, Paint or Sleep (the first two are screen wipers and therefore single-use and the third is Sleep, which doesn’t do anything) and serve as a player two.
Let’s talk about the Kirby Super Star Ultra sub-games in two parts :
First, Super Star :
The first I’m going to talk about is Spring breeze, a remake of the first game. Nothing to be added here except that it must be completed to unlock the rest.
Next is Dyna Blade, which plays like a normal Kirby game and the final boss is Dyna Blade.
Then, it’s Gourmet Race, one of the three most well known sub-games, where you race against DeDeDe to get the most food and finish first.
Up next is The Great Cave Offensive, where you try to get out of said cave while gathering as much treasure as you can.
After finishing Dyna Blade, you unlock one of the two big sub-games, The Revenge of Meta Knight, where Kirby must destroy the Halberd to prevent the invasion of Dreamland by Meta Knight and his crew. The final boss is Meta Knight (how surprising). Note that this means that the Halberd was destroyed prior to Kirby’s Dreamland 3.
After clearing all previous sub-games, you unlock the second big sub-game, Milky Way Wishes. It has no original bosses on the main planets. On the original bosses however, there is a lot of lore that becomes important later. It’s also half the reason everybody thinks the cute helper in Kirby will betray you (only happened twice). There is a gimmick in this sub-game; it’s that swallowing enemies does not give you a copy ability. Instead, you must find Copy Essences Deluxe; with the notable exceptions of Crash, Sleep and Paint. The penultimate boss is Galactic Nova and it is where the final ability, Starship, is found. The final boss is Marx (Max in Europe for… communist reasons).
After clearing the last sub-game, you gain access to the Arena. Which is a boss rush, not much to add.
There are two mini-games in this game, Samurai Kirby, a test of reflexes, and Megaton Punch, which is where the picture with cracked Popstar comes from.
Now Super Star Ultra (all previous sub-games return), which will be split in two parts :
First, what changed :
Cutscenes are in 3D; Spring Breeze is easier on the first playthrough; there is a dialogue between Meta Knight and his crew towards the end of The Revenge of Meta Knight; and the bosses in Milky Way Wishes have design changes.
Now the brand new sub-games :
There are three new mini-games, Kirby Card Swipe, where you must tap on the correct card first, Kirby on the Draw, where you must tap the target to shoot them, and Snack Tracks, where you must remove obstacles but not the food.
After beating 13 bosses in the Arena, you unlock Helper to Hero, which is a boss rush except that you don’t play as Kirby but as a Helper and the last boss isn’t Marx but Wham Bam Jewel, which is a harder version of Wham Bam Rock.
Next is Revenge of the King, which is the Extra Mode of Spring Breeze and is unlocked by finishing Milky Way Wishes. If you think it sounds like Revenge of Meta Knight, you’d be right; DeDeDe even gives Kirby a hammer at the end, that’s how far the parallels go. You fight harder versions of the bosses (the revenge versions). The final boss is Masked DeDeDe and his now iconic theme.
After finishing Revenge of the King, you unlock Meta Knightmare Ultra. In this game mode, you play as Meta Knight through all the game modes except Revenge of the King. Also, Marx, Meta Knight and Galactic Nova aren’t fought in there however you fight the horror, the Dark Souls boss of Kirby, Galacta Knight.
After clearing everything, you unlock the True Arena, where you fight all the hardest bosses and the true final boss, Marx Soul.
Alright, we’re done with the drought. It might look full, but reminder that the biggest part is a remake. Now begins the Modern Era, which take parts of a cancelled game, Kirby GCN. Each game has a gimmick.
To start off the era, the game that brought back Kirby, Kirby’s Return to Dreamland (and its remake). This game’s gimmick is the Super Abilities, which are transformations that make you feel like god. There are 4 important game modes in the original and 5 important game modes in the remake. The first game mode that you can play is the Main Mode, which is just playing through the game normally, the final copy ability is Landia and make you fight the penultimate boss, Lor and Magolor. The final boss is Magolor, the second half of the fucking joke that only ever happened twice. The second game mode you should play through is the Arena, which is the now usual boss rush. Now here’s the interesting thing, the Extra Mode is the canon mode in this game because the remake has a cinematic that shows us that Magolor Soul is the canon final boss in the Magolor Epilogue (which is unlocked after clearing the Extra Mode). The Extra Mode is also more interesting in terms of lore. The Magolor Epilogue is a mode in which you play as Magolor and try to recover your full power. Finally, you unlock the True Arena, where you fight all the hardest bosses (the epilogue’s bosses are present in the remake) plus Galacta Knight (still the Dark Souls boss of Kirby and the dodge is shit).
Then came out Kirby Triple Deluxe, which I think is a starting point for a lot of people. This game’s gimmick is the Supernova transformation, which makes you feel like god. There are, once again, 4 important game modes. The Main Mode is where you go through the game normally, there is however no final copy ability, instead you fight Sectonia’s final form with Supernova. The second game mode you should play is the Arena (I won’t present it anymore). Then you should play through DeDeDetour! which is like Metaknightmare but with DeDeDe instead. The final boss of this mode (and the reason I even talked of The Amazing Mirror) is Dark Meta Knight’s Revenge (and one of three occurrences of blood in the modern era), but not before having fought Dark DeDeDe. Finally, you unlock the True Arena, with Sectonia Soul as true final boss.
Next came out Kirby Planet Robobot (peak 2D Kirby in my opinion, it is however an opinion). I’m gonna let you guess how many important game modes there are. The first one is the Main Mode, with Star Dream as a final boss (note that it looks like Galactic Nova) with the final copy ability being the Halberd. After that, the usual Arena. Then you should play Meta Knightmare Returns and oh boy is this the reason that the True Arena is so hard in this game. The final boss is a succession of bosses (nothing new) however there are more bosses than ever (see: Bosses section) and the final boss is Galacta Knight Returns. After all that, you get the True Arena, with the final boss being Star Dream Soul OS (the second occurence of blood in the modern era), which is a rare occurence of the final transformation being used in both Arenas.
Then came out Kirby Star Allies. The gimmicks here are the Star Allies and the Allies Power (such as the Friends Wheel). It’s also the second occurence of copy ability combination. The game doesn’t have the same four important game modes (though there are four important game modes). The first is the Story Mode, where the final boss is Void Termina and the final copy ability is Star Allies Sprinkler. Then comes the Ultimate Choice where the levels 1-5 are unlocked by finishing the Main Mode (note that this is this game’s version of the Arena, it is however very weird and I will only talk of levels 8 and 9). Then you should play Guest Star ???? Star Allies Go, where the true final boss is Galacta- wait what’s that butterfly do- HOLY SHIT OKAY. That was my honest reaction to seeing that happen. Anyways the final boss is Morpho Knight and now Kirby fans are afraid of orange butterflies. Now you can go back to the Ultimate Choice, where levels 6 and 7 are unlocked. After doing either of those two, you unlock level 8, Soul Melter, where you fight all the bosses (including Morpho Knight) and the orb form of Void Termina is replaced by Void Soul. In a later update was unlocked Heroes in Another Dimension, which is just a test of your abilities with various abilities and Star Allies. After that, you unlock level 9 of the Ultimate Choice, Soul Melter EX, where you fight the harder versions of a lot of bosses and Void Termina’s orb form is replaced by Void. This game explained a lot lorewise.
Finally, Kirby and the Forgotten Land and, in my opinion, peak Kirby altogether. The gimmicks of the game are the mouthful mode and the abilities upgrade. There isn’t exactly a mode separation here, meaning that everything is canon. First, you go through the normal worlds until the end of world 3, which is where you unlock the Colosseum and the only place you can fight Meta Knight. The first cup is the Meta Knight Cup, with only the bosses and mini-bosses of worlds 1-3 and Meta Knight, giving us a grand total of 6 battles. Then you go back to the normal worlds until the end of the game, with the first final boss being Fecto Elfilis and the final copy ability being Big Rig Mouthful. There, you unlock the Ultimate Cup in the Colosseum, where you fight every boss and mini-boss of the normal worlds. Then comes Forgo Dreams, where you must collect enough fragments of Leon’s soul to unlock the Forgo Land. Here, the final boss is Soul For- WHAT THE HELL? HOW ARE YOU BACK. So the final boss is actually Morpho Knight again. Except he’s canon now. After beating Morpho Knight, you unlock the third and final cup of the Colosseum, the Ultimate Cup Z, with 12 bosses again. The true final boss (which is very much canon) is Chaos Elfilis.
Well that’s it for the game overview. Now the Copy abilities, sorted by order of appearance, alphabetical order and a little bit on each of them.
Kirby’s Adventure :
- Backdrop, which only ever appeared in that game and its remake. You are now a catcher and have a move called Back Breaker.
- Ball, which only ever appeared in that game and its remake. It transforms Kirby into a ball.
- Beam, our first staple, appearing in a lot of games. Absolutely OP against most of Whispy Woods appearances (especially return to dreamland).
- Burning, a transformation that technically still exists, though it fused with Fire. It transforms Kirby into a horizontal Meteor.
- Crash, another staple, starting in this game, and only missing a few like Crystal Shards. It’s a screen wiper, mini-bosses don’t stand a chance, useless against bosses.
- Cutter, the only copy ability I will call Grand Staple, because it appears in every mainline game except Kirby’s Dreamland. It’s got good range and decent damage.
- Fire, a staple, misses a few games. One of its effect is that it’s super effective against Whispy Woods in Star Allies and it inflicts burning damage overtime in Forgotten Land
- Freeze, a transformation that fused with Ice. Creates a ball of ice around, preventing movement.
- Hammer, the transformation you see the most in (True) Arena runs because its jump attack grants invincibility while still doing decent damage.
- Hi-Jump appeared in a few games. It does what it says, jump high while inflicting damage.
- Ice, a staple, allows to breath ice, create an ice ball that has inertia and one of the few transformations that make you invincible when shielding, with the downside of removing the dodge.
- Laser, it bounces off slopes.
- Light existed for this game and its remake. It doesn’t do damage.
- Mike, a staple, three uses (including one screen wiper).
- Needle, a staple that can transform Kirby in a ball of needles.
- Parasol, a staple that was originally the only ability usable underwater.
- Sleep, a useless staple.
- Spark, a staple. It allows to create a force field in two different ways, including a mobile one.
- Stone, a staple that transforms Kirby into a rock impervious to damage.
- Sword, a staple I won’t present.
- Throw, see Backdrop, except it appeared more often.
- Tornado, an uncontrollable staple which transforms Kirby in a tornado that has trouble changing direction.
- UFO, a rare staple, hard to find. In Planet Robobot, you needed the Kirby Amiibo.
- Wheel, a controllable staple which transforms Kirby into a wheel that can turn very easily, though it can’t fly.
Kirby Super Star :
- Bomb, a staple that gives Kirby bombs, I don’t know what you were expecting.
- Cook, a screen wipe that gives food.
- Copy, allows Kirby to copy the ability of any enemy, useful in Milky Way Wishes. Only ever appeared in that sub game anyway.
- Fighter, a staple that gives Kirby the power of fighting (seriously are you expecting a surprise), by which I mean punch and kick.
- Jet, a transformation that gives damaging flight and missiles.
- Mirror, which allows for mirror powers shenanigans.
- Ninja, a staple that makes Kirby use the coolest moves I’ve ever seen. Also PARRY!
- Paint, appeared in this game and its remake only. It’s a screen wipe.
- Plasma, same thing as spark, but in green instead of blue.
- Suplex, same thing as backdrop.
- Wing, it’s a staple that gives Kirby a damaging flight and… it’s actually similar to Jet, I’m not gonna lie.
- Yo-Yo, it’s a yo-yo and Kirby looks like Ness that way.
Kirby’s Dreamland 3 :
- Cleaning, which had a number of abilities thanks to the animal friends. The enemy that gives it is a staple, not the transformation.
Kirby and The Amazing Mirror :
- Cupid gives Kirby a bow and arrow, later replaced by Archer.
- Magic, Kirby can now do a roulette that is absolutely OP (in squeak squad, he also does magic tricks)
- Mini, Kirby is now smol.
- Missile, Kirby transforms in a missile, what did you expect.
- Smash Bros., Kirby gets his Smash moveset.
Kirby Canvas Curse : Balloon, where Kirby becomes a balloon (only mentioning this because it’s a copy ability apparently)
Kirby Squeak Squad :
- Animal, the one I hoped was making a comeback in Forgotten Land (it didn’t), Kirby gains sharp claws and the ability to dig.
- Bubble, which allows Kirby to transform enemies into bubbles. Like Bubble Mario.
- Ghost allows Kirby to possess enemies.
- Metal, where Kirby becomes invincible but he’s slow and can’t float.
Kirby’s Return to Dreamland :
- Leaf, which gives Kirby sharp leaves to attack with, from thrown to tornado, and renders him invincible when shielding.
- Spear. Kirby gets a spear.
- Water, where Kirby finally becomes the Avatar, able to control Earth (Rock), Fire, Air (Tornado) and Water.
- Whip. Guess what? Kirby gets a whip.
Kirby Triple Deluxe :
- Archer. Kirby gets a bow.
- Beetle, where Kirby gets a beetle horn and attacks with it.
- Bell, Kirby gets a bell and is like a child with it.
- Circus, complicated, check this to have it all : https://wikirby.com/wiki/Circus
Kirby Planet Robobot :
- Doctor. Kirby makes potions for elements and attacks using medicine.
- ESP. Okay now that’s definitely Ness.
- Poison, which is rather similar to Water in terms of gameplay, except it can also do a cloud and orient the fountain.
Kirby Star Allies :
- Artist, which allows Kirby to paint things to life (like Adeleine, actually).
- Festival, a screen wipe with a cute dance right before.
- Spider, Kirby can now throw webs.
- Staff, look at Sun Wukong and yep, that’s it.
Kirby Fighters 2 : Wrestler, only mentioning it.
Kirby and the Forgotten Land :
- Drill, Kirby digs with that drill.
- Ranger, Kirby with a GUN, OH YEAH!
Jelly exists, apparently.
Kirby’s Return to Dreamland Deluxe :
- Mecha, check this https://wikirby.com/wiki/Mecha
- Sand, he’s gonna put some dirt in your eyes.
That’s done too now. I guess it’s the bosses now. I won’t do them all, only the important ones. The order is not exactly important.
- Whispy Woods : Usually, he or a cousin of his is the first boss
- Kracko : Where there is a sky, there is a Kracko. And also, he hates Kirby like Reverse Flash hates Flash.
- King DeDeDe : The boss that is only Final Boss once, the first game. I’ll talk more about another version of him though.
- Meta Knight, who has been possessed a lot and I mean a LOT of times. Not as often as DeDeDe. After Star Allies, it can be surmised that he trained against mind control because he wasn’t affected by Fecto Forgo.
- Nightmare, the final boss of Kirby’s Adventure, who sure does exist.
- Dark Matter Swordsman, who is a Dark Matter and (WARNING : THIS IS A THEORY) might be a deviant Dark Matter, because of the fact that the manual says that it is jealous of the friends Kirby has, while Dark Matters shouldn’t be able to feel positive emotions (THEORY END).
- Galactic Nova (Nucleus), which is a device made by the ancients to make wishes come true. I’ll talk more about this later though.
- Marx, the devilish buffoon, who tricks Kirby into summoning Nova in order for Marx to take control of Popstar.
- Masked DeDeDe, the version I will actually talk about. First the music is awesome and every time they remix it, it gets better (Masked DeDeDe, DeDeDe’s Royal Payback, Roar of DeDeDe+Masked and Wild D.D.D). DeDeDe put a fucking rocket inside his hammer for more power.
- Galacta Knight. Very little is known about him, but what little is known is absolutely crazy. Could destroy a planet or two on a whim according to Star Dream. (THEORY) Might be a Hero of Iore (THEORY END). The strongest combatant in the universe.
- Ado, later Adeleine, is a Human, a very rare sight in Kirby games and (THEORY) might be the creator of Drawcia, Paintra and Vividria (THEORY END).
- Dark Matter, (THEORY) a primal entity of the universe hellbent on destroying the Light of Joy (THEORY END).
- Zero, the leader of the Dark Matter, attacks using blood and Dark Matter as projectiles. During its second phase, it sheds its protective white sphere.
- Pix is surprisingly important for later, keep it in mind.
- HR-H -> HR-E, a robot created by humans on Shiver Star (which is the Earth, commonly accepted theory by now) left to defend the abandoned underground city. Important for the ancients.
- Miracle Matter, an important Dark Matter (probably a General). It has control over the elements, that’s important for later.
- Zero Two, which, while never confirmed to be a Dark Matter, probably is a Dark Matter. Oh boy, that one will probably have my head on a pike so (THEORY THAT MIGHT PISS YOU OFF ALERT) It is not a reincarnation of Zero in my opinion. While it does have an angelic theming, I think of it as meaning that while Zero might have been strong, this entity, which uses the same white shell as it, is an angel of death (THEORY END).
- Master Hand and Crazy Hand. They’re here, that’s fun.
- Dark Meta Knight, an amplified reflection of the worst parts of Meta Knight.
- Dark Mind, (THEORY TIME) it might be the reflection of Zero in the amazing mirror, which corrupted said mirror and made it so that anyone who looks into it is either corrupted or gets copied with their worst parts amplified (THEORY END).
- Daroach, Leader of the Squeaks, the mice thieves (their mice that are thieves, not people that steal mice). He is akin to a phantom thief.
- Dark Nebula. (THEORY) Probably an ancient Dark Matter Leader. I say this because it can possess people, has a singular eye, has a colour scheme very Dark Matter and can control the elements. And it has probably been stuck in that chest for hundreds if not thousands of years, so it can’t reach full power right away (THEORY END).
- Drawcia, the creation regretted by its creator.
(For the Return to Dreamland Bosses, I will talk about the EX bosses)
- Grand Doomer EX, leader of the Sphere Doomers, entities with the ability to create portals to travel through space time using Another Dimension. It is mentioned that the Sphere Doomers didn’t always look like that. It’s important for later.
- Metal General EX and HR-D3, the reason people think the Extra Mode isn’t canon, (THEORY) I say it’s just a multiverse thing BECAUSE it was supposed to be a boss for a cancelled Kirby Game and it just traveled from a world it existed to a world it didn’t (THEORY END).
- Landia EX, which is Landia drawing too much power from the Master Crown, and going a little mad. It is the keeper of the Master Crown because (THEORY) it is actually, in my opinion, 4 dragons fused into one, so there are 4 minds to corrupt instead of 1 (THEORY END).
- Lor EX and Magolor. The Lor is a ship that is implied to have a consciousness and is corrupted by Magolor. Important for the ancients.
- Magolor EX is (THEORY TIME) actually taking as much power as during the second part of his normal fight. That would make the fact that he transforms into Magolor Soul make more sense (THEORY END).
- Crowned Doomer, see Grand Doomer.
- Master Crown, an item with “infinite” power, the ability to corrupt those who wear it and open portals. In Magolor’s Epilogue, it possesses a tree and becomes the crown without a ruler, as exposed by its theme : “Mistilteinn, Tree Crown without a Ruler”. There is symbolism to be found here, but I won’t go into it.
- Paintra, sister of Drawcia.
- Queen Sectonia -> Flowered Sectonia. She looked like Taranza at first but then, he brought her a mirror, a beautifully cursed mirror, the amazing mirror. She looked into it. She wanted to look more and more beautiful and so she modified her body until she looked nothing like she did. She fuses with the Dreamstalk as an ultimate move to try to become the most beautiful and destroy Kirby.
- Shadow DeDeDe, while not canon, it’s the Shadow of the King after he looked into the mirror.
- Holo Defense API. Remember Pix? Yeah it’s important now, the design is similar, so it can be surmised Haltmann took the schematics and made it a defense system. It’s probably ancient tech.
- Susie, of her true name Susanna Haltmann, is the daughter of President Haltmann, though he forgot who she was after she was lost in Another Dimension. She was lost in there for years (she was a child when she fell into it and was of age to be hired by Haltmann when she came back out) and when she realised her father didn’t recognise her anymore, she strived to be the best in the company and to take away Star Dream from him. She succeeded and lost her father in the process.
- President Haltmann got obsessed with Star Dream after he lost his daughter. When Susie took away the control device of Star Dream, his Mind fused with the Program.
- Star Dream, the result of Haltmann finding the schematics for Galactic Nova. It can open portals, create a countdown to the Red Screen of Death, summon Galacta Knight and has a secret mode activated if it takes too much damage. Important for the ancients.
- The Three Mage Sisters (a developer said it could be religious sisters), Francisca, Flamberge and Zan Partizanne. They were all on the brink of death when Hyness found them. Their lives weren’t kind to them, since Francisca is implied to have been trying to commit suicide (who goes into a snowstorm like that), Flamberge was facing an inferno and who the fuck does that if they don’t want to die, and Zan Partizanne was climbing a tower in desperation so I’d say she wasn’t doing it for fun. Anyways they’re all extremely loyal to Hyness, even with his poor treatment of them. Also Francisca and Flamberge are implied to be in a romantic relationship.
- Hyness. The one and only character that ever mentioned the ancients, being one himself. He was a good person originally (as exposed by the fact that he saved the Mage Sisters) but he started worshipping Void Termina, and he started going madder and madder. All that until Heroes in another dimension, where his heart is finally saved.
- Void Termina, the closest thing the Kirby Universe has to a god. I’ll talk more about Void though.
- Morpho Knight. I won’t talk about him because too little is known.
- Clawroline, of her true name Carol, is a Leopard, close friend of Leongar. She is a general of the Beast Pack.
- Leongar, of his true name Leon, is the Lion Leader of the Beast Pack. He is possessed by Fecto Forgo.
- Fecto Forgo -> Fecto Elfilis. (BEEN A WHILE THEORY TIME) This might be the true form of the Grand Doomer, I say this because of the wings directly attached to the head and the ability to open portals (END THEORY). I say more with Chaos Elfilis.
Now, onto the Soul forms (take everything said here with a grain of salt)
- Drawcia Soul. No idea who she is, but she was first.
- Marx Soul. He’s the form you see in Star Allies because (THEORY TIME) he can be seen absorbing part of Nova in the True Arena and in MetaKnightmare, Nova reassembles itself and is missing a few pieces, implying Marx absorbed those. Therefore, it can be assumed this happened in the canon timeline (THEORY END).
- Magolor Soul. He’s a fun one, because the epilogue shows us that’s the canon final form, therefore making the extra mode canon. He’s also the only one to appear in both the Extra Mode and the True Arena.
- Soul of Sectonia. She’s taken several Miracle Fruits (drugs) and is back to destroy Kirby (she fails). She’s given all she was to beauty and it is now all she has left.
- Star Dream Soul OS. It is activated because of the damage caused by Galacta Knight. It has a bit of Haltmann’s soul left, which is the reason it loses.
- Void Soul. It’s cool. Void is cooler though.
- Void, Astral Birth. It’s the thing that Hyness was trying to summon, and (YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME FOR THAT ONE) a chameleon god, who acts how the summoner wants him to act. While Kirby isn’t Void or one of his incarnations, he is probably an existence not unlike Void’s (THEORY END).
- Chaos Elfilis. That thing can control dreams (as proven with Forgo Dreams), space (major plot point), minds (Leongar), souls (major plot point) and light (one of its attacks). It is in constant pain and has forgotten who it truly is after absorbing so many souls.
Okay I’m done with that. Now I gotta do the Star Allies (Dream Friends + Elfilin)
- Bandana Waddle Dee (Bandee). Everyone likes him, he’s a little dude with a spear and is extremely loyal to King DeDeDe.
- King DeDeDe.
- Meta Knight.
- Animal Friends.
- Marx
- Gooey. A deviant Dark Matter that is just a goofball.
- Adeleine and Ribbon. They’re cool, okay, I just think there were better picks for Dream Friends than them.
- Dark Meta Knight. He is only there because he wants to be the most evil there is.
- Daroach.
- Magolor.
- Taranza. Still grieving his love, but wants to help his friend.
- Susie.
- The Three Mage Sisters.
- Elfilin. See Chaos Elfilis.
(THEORY TIME)
The ancients. The most mysterious people we know and yet we have so much on them. We know they were split in half (the Scientists and the Mages) and they made some of the most impressive things we know (Lor, Galactic Nova, Lix, etc). I don’t think all the scientists come from the same place. I think some of them come from Shiver Star and some others come from the Forgotten Land. I don’t know much about them.
(THEORY END)
Now the music, I will talk about two of them specifically.
First, Green Greens, THE Kirby song. It’s the song that plays whenever HAL Laboratory wants to hit the nostalgia button. It’s simple, it’s easily recognisable and everyone loves it. (Planet Robobot, both remixes).
Second, Masked DeDeDe’s Theme. Oh boy, this theme. Ever since it first appeared, it has a remix for each game (except Return to Dreamland (present in the remake) and Planet Robobot). In order, there is :
1. The original
2. DeDeDe’s Royal Payback, Triple Deluxe
3. Against a Sword-King, the Dimension to Win, Star Allies
4. Roar of DeDeDe was disappointing, not gonna lie. So imagine my joy when I heard Masked and Wild : D.D.D.. It’s an absolute Banger. Forgotten Land.
The modern era has some interesting themes, actually.
1. Return to Dreamland. Its theme is that if you chase the ultimate power, the only thing you’ll get is suffering (Magolor).
2. Triple Deluxe. If you are obsessed with how others see you, you’ll end up destroying yourself (Sectonia).
3. Planet Robobot. A classic show of Man versus Machine, sprinkled with the importance of family.
4. Star Allies. The power of friendship is the power to jump your enemies.
5. Forgotten Land. Human creations are worth nothing against Nature.
The anecdotes.
Did you know :
Kirby was always supposed to be pink. It’s just that Miyamoto thought he’d be yellow and was pleasantly surprised by the pink.
Kirby has this name for two reasons. For one, John Kirby, who won the lawsuit against Universal. For two, it’s surprising to have a K sound for a being so round.
The anime follows its own plot because Sakurai basically said redundancy is the killer of a good story.
Kirby has killed a child before (Void).
Kirby has yet to wield an axe.
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Fun fact: if you buy the Kirby anime blu-ray, you will also receive a special booklet that tells you information about the anime showing summaries and concept art from each episode
If you want to check it out here’s the link:
https://archive.org/details/kirby-of-the-stars-anime-bluray-box-special-booklet/page/n4/mode/1up?view=theater
As much as I love this booklet, I have one major issue with it…
Look at this image for a second and tell me if there is something wrong with it:


If you answered Knuckle Joe being in this category, then you are correct 🎉🎉
I seriously love this book so much, but Knuckle Joe being in this category feels so wrong. I often wonder if the person who made this book watched ALL of the episodes he was featured in. In the episode “Here Comes The Son” he wants to get revenge on the Star Warrior who is responsible for killing his dad. After hearing the truth, Joe doesn’t know how to react so he relies on anger as a way to respond to Meta Knight’s story. Unfortunately Joe doesn’t know that his unhealthy coping mechanism would later turn him into a monster. Knuckle Joe’s way of coping from the loss of his father a mix of anger, hatred, and vengeance and if not checked on, can lead him to lose control of himself. During the battle with Kirby, Joe is very focused on his anger that transforms him into a needle monster, scaring him for life. If Knuckle Joe only appeared in that episode, I can see him being in this category, but since he appears in multiple episodes where his character grows, it doesn’t feel necessary to add him here. After transforming back into his regular self, Joe would later reform and focus on justice rather than vengeance. As a way to redeem himself, he becomes a Monster Hunter in order to destroy as many monsters as possible, most notably Masher (also known as Masher 2.0 in a later episode). “Monster Management” is an Episode that has SOME flaws, but it’s also the episode that grows Knuckle Joe into a better person and willing to become a hero (if your curious about the flaws I pointed out about the episode, check out my 4KIDS rant I made a while back). It’s honestly impressive that a child/teen was able to think of all of these plans in order to outsmart an entire corporation. Even though his plan wasn’t really that well executed in the show (makes sense for his age), he succeeds his mission by manipulating the sales guy by sending one of the strongest monsters, just for Joe to later defeat the monster with the help from Kirby. Meta Knight notes how impressed he is to Joe’s growth that he even says this to him:
(Episode: Monster Management (JAPANESE VER))
“Have you chosen the same path as your father, to defeat demon beasts?”-Meta Knight
Also in the same scene, Knuckle Joe wants to help his friends in case they are in danger, so he tells Kirby, if there’s something bothering him, Joe is always eager to help:
(Episode: Monster Management (JAPANESE VER))
“You can always call on me if anything happens. I’ll come as soon as I can.”-Knuckle Joe
These lines also prove that Knuckle Joe isn’t hunting down these monsters for himself, but is actually hunting down monsters to save the people around him. You know another person who hunted down monsters for the sake of the universe? It was Knuckle Joe’s Father, Jecra. He was literally a Star Warrior who risked his life in an attempt to stop the war eNeMeE made, even if it ended up with him getting kidnapped by a monster. Knuckle Joe is not a selfish brat, but is a heroic fighter who would be willing to follow his father’s footsteps and become a better person.
Knuckle Joe is strong, smart and determined and would do anything to protect the people he loves. LITERALLY IN THE BEGINNING OF “MASHER 2.0” YOU LITERALLY SEE HIM HUNTING DOWN MONSTERS DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE IS PUTTING HIS LIFE AT RISK TO PROTECT WHATEVER THAT BLOODY ORANGE PLANET IS (probably his planet filled with people that he is fond of (I also heavily checking out my lore dump about that scene))! WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF ADDING SOMEONE WHO IS LITERALLY HUNTING DOWN MONSTERS IN A MONSTER CATEGORY!?!?! IT LITERALLY MAKES NO SENSE!!!!! EVEN AFTER HE WAKES UP AND TELLS TIFF ABOUT MASHER, HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT HIS INJURIES AND WANTS TO DEFEAT MASHER SO HIS FRIENDS WOULD’NT BE IN DANGER!!!! NO MATTER IF MASHER WAS UPGRADED OR NOT, KNUCKLE JOE WANTED TO DESTROY THE MONSTER FOR GOOD INTENTIONS, NOT JUST FOR HIMSELF!!!!!
Also did the publisher forget that in the movie, Knuckle Joe is one of the three rouge destroya pilots? He literally became a pilot, so that he could help Kirby and his friends defeat eNeMeE (which Kirby SUCCEEDED). If Knuckle Joe didn’t reform himself, the war with the GSA members and the monsters would’ve continued. THATS HOW IMPORTANT JOE, SIRICA, AND ARTHUR ARE!!!! If it wasn’t for them, the Halberd would’ve never made it to eNeMeE territory. The pilots couldn’t destroy all of the bad Destroya ships, so Joe warns Meta Knight that three Destroya ships are after the Halberd and they should look out.
(Episode: Fright to the finish)
"I hate to tell ya this, Meta Knight, but I got some bad news for ya! Three Destroyas got through. They're headed your way!"- Knuckle Joe
Near the end of the same episode when Kirby and his friends escape from the fortress, Knuckle Joe is concerned for them and says this:
(Episode: Fright to the finish)
“I hope they all had time to…get away!”-Knuckle Joe
If Knuckle Joe wasn’t a good guy, he would’ve had no worry for Kirby and his friends to return. Not only should we celebrate Kirby, Tiff and the Halberd crew for stopping the war, but we should also appreciate each of the rouge destroya pilots for helping them enter the fortress.
Another thing I don’t get at all is that the description describes Joe as someone who is plotting to destroy the universe. HE LITERALLY DID THE OPPOSITE OF THAT BY SAVING THE UNIVERSE!!!! The only monstrous thing he has done is avenging his father, NOT PLOTTING TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!!!!
WAS IT THAT HARD TO PUT HIM IN THIS CATEGORY INSTEAD!?!

(IGNORE HOW MY TRANSLATOR MISTRANSLATED FUMU AND BUN’S NAMES)

Okay, he isn’t always with Kirby, but he is still a good friend to him. They should’ve also made a side character category and he would be included alongside some guest stars. Or a Star Warrior category where not only the book gives us information about the Star Warriors themselves but also the people who are related to them.
Also another error that I noticed in this book is that they used his normal colors instead of his monstrous colors.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO LIST KNUCKLE JOE AS A MONSTER USE THESE RENDERS:

NOT THIS:

If you want to make an official source for your characters, you should fully understand them before you decide what category they belong to. Knuckle Joe did start as a vengeful person, but he ends up becoming a very important hero to not only Kirby and his friends, but also the universe. His character is clearly written to show how a person can change after a traumatic experience. Imagine how traumatizing it would be to transform into a needle monster, his transformation makes him realize he is doing something wrong and that he should change. Since he is a kid, he might not realize that doing some of these things are wrong, but still has the time to learn and improve himself. Nobody is perfect, people have flaws and it’s best for them to learn from them. He has learned from his mistakes which ended up changing who he is for the better. Seeing the writers throw away his character development like that is just disgusting, especially since it’s the main point of his character. If it wasn’t for Joe and the other rouge pilots, the Halberd would’ve been destroyed and Kirby would never gain peace to the universe.
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Basically my rant in a nutshell

#hoshi no kaabii#kirby right back at ya#kirby of the stars#knuckle joe#character analysis#mischaracterization rant#character development analysis#Kirby anime booklet#character rant#meme#star warrior kirby#kirby gsa
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so I know the Kirby wiki states that Dedede is penguin-like and not a straight up penguin but I still like seeing people on tumblr reference him doing penguin things and I like thinking about it myself because it's great. also, I went to look up which penguins typically give their mates pebbles and I just see this and immediately become emotional
I don't know why this is from a site called Reptile Knowledge though
#this does make me wonder if perhaps this is a classic personification moment where we put our own emotions on animals and it's inaccurate#any biologists here? marine biologists? what scientific field covers penguins? you got anything to add?#sparkyblizz speaks#random rants#kirby#king dedede
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2025 predictions
Elon musk dies because his car is so terrible it explodes with him in it
Game console modding becomes really popular and influencers call it “Consolescaping”
Nintendo tries to urge players to not do this but it backfires
Also Netanyahu bans Kirby stuff because Kirby likes eating watermelon and he thinks it’s a political statement
Disney’s King of the Hill has a controversial episode where Bobby asks if he can CRISPR some Mantis shrimp DNA into a Rottweiler to make a “better seein’ eye dog for the blind.
IDK who wins the Super Bowl but some people will use VR to watch which is kinda pointless
At least one Gynecologist will go on a rant explaining how it’s “good for business” for her to let a college student get their tubes tied despite that student being a virgin
Miyamoto witnesses unfair working conditions, has enough, and sneaks off with any employees who want to participate in a strike that involves a fishing trip. Takahashi ends up letting them unionize after 5 hours.
La Penn gets assassinated and everyone assumes the culprit is Iranian but it actually was a British person who liked Baklava.
A new Animal Crossing species gets leaked for an upcoming game and it’s Sharks
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Hello again!!! You’re one of my favorite Eddie writers 🤭🥰 I’ve come to request again if I may! Could I get something cute and fluffy for my Teddie Bear where Eddie sees reader playing a cute game like Kirby or something (maybe modern) and he’s watching her play and wants to learn and they end up playing together 🥰🥰 working together and everything and maybe reader is sitting in Eddie’s lap with a blanket over both their legs and are playing together
I chose to do animal crossing just because it's the only cute game I'm familiar with
Eddie knew you played your little cute game when you're stressed out or if you finally have time to check in on your villagers. Most of the time you would play your game on your switch in his bed as he plays his playstation.
Eddie came home from work one afternoon when you had the day off. He was exhausted but his mood immediately shifted seeing you in your (in his) sweats and tank top, under your favorite blanket and with one of your stuff animals tucked into your lap with your switch resting on top of it. "Hi sweetheart" he broke the silence finally after watching you play for a few minutes as he smiles softly. You look up and smile widely, "Baby!" You pause your game and the two of you talk about your day as he changes out of his work uniform.
"Scootch over silly" He taps your thigh as he tried to climb into bed. Once he sits comfortably he pulls you into his lap, "What are you playing?" Eddie knew what you were playing but he also knows how excited you get to talk about your game just by the way your eyes lit up and you sat up straighter. "I'm playing Animal crossing! It's the game where I have a village, and these animals are like my neighbors...my citizens? I don't think I'm actually a mayor but I do have to do LITERALLY EVERYTHING! (like how dumb is that 🙄🙄🙄these animals don't do shit) so I should be the mayor" As you continue your rant he watches you play and asks questions when he gets confused. He pulls a blanket up onto your two and cuddles into you.
What you didn't know was that night you unlocked something within Eddie, now he's addicted to the game now. He finds the game so relaxing, but so annoying at times like he actually gets pissed off at it and will yell at the game console. He bitches to you about Tom Nook all the time and honestly...you have to agree with him.
Tagging: @succubusmunson @ghosttownwherenoonegoes @emmyshortcake @bloodthirstybreedingbunny @eiightysixbaby @tiannasfanfic @lofaewrites
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Been watching the old Kirby anime, Right back at ya, and I must talk about the big bad and the amazing word play it has.
No idea if anyone else has ever mentioned this or noticed but again I must rant!
Like, the main big bad is a being called NME, which when said aloud sounds like Enemy. And this NME runs a monster making business called NightMare Enterprises, which, when abbreviated, is called NME, which I think is beautiful.
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