#Kinky slugs

[its-a-beautful-day]

These slugs are gay and there's nothing you can do about it 🏳️‍🌈🐌🏳️‍⚧️

This valentine card references the unique mating habits of leopard slugs (video can be found here)

[autism-corner]

waugh

[ennn]

I wish I had your faith. Seems to me the show is going full steam ahead to a Villain Agatha/dead coven ending. I mean she's practically Darkhold levels of baddie in the scenes we see, Rios going back into full antagonist mode, Wiccan has to be redeemed because of Young Avengers, and the show is named after her original villain reveal. Maybe I'm too pessimistic!

From the trailer I honestly don't really see er signs pointing to Agatha ending up as a villain at the end. She obviously gets her purple back but so far all I see is her is being a little shit (affectionate) and er, being absolutely put through the wringer in the presumably final battle (Rio you kinky minx).

I mean Agatha's being super dramatic but that's how she is? Especially when she's scared or when the chips are down. I think they've made it clear that Agatha's always going to be some level of villainous and I may not be the best person to ask but I found her very reasonable when she had the Darkhold.

Like yes, she can be an anti-hero sometimes and yes she can do good things but I expect she'll stay a very much morally ambiguous character. And if the trailer is any indicator it's still absolutely her show.

Now the coven members dying is interesting. Alice seems dead and Lilia looks like she's going to do a self-sacrifice thing but I expect Agatha will be affected by them. She was clearly distraught by what she did to Alice, which is why it counted as a punishment.

I believe Jen survives... but will Billy and Jen be enough to count as a effective coven for Agatha? I don't know. Maybe the dead witches come back somehow. Maybe Agatha won't have a coven at the end but she'll develop more of her humanity.

About Rio... okay I'm like mid-way through a post about this. But look, I love this ship but we need to be real here, at this point they are ultimately star-crossed lovers.

Assuming Agatha's going to develop some measure of coven-attachment humanity here, having Rio as the finale antagonist works. Ultimately Rio represents Agatha's past and her focus on power at the expense of community and humanity, what with them murdering witches over the decades.

Agatha may evolve but Rio won't have that development by the end of this series—she won't be in the same place Agatha should be at the end of her arc. That understandably brings them into conflict.

And look, if there's one thing Episode 1 taught us, it's that these two can absolutely slug it out and still have tender feelings for each other.

As for the name of the show, I've outlined my reasoning here and I still stick by it. It's not necessarily a bad thing!

[woundjob]

terfs are so fucking stupid oh my god it’s a stigmata url you hateful moron i’m not even mad you want me to die for being trans and kinky and gay and whatever else i’m mad that you think this url is a coincidence you stupid moron die die die immediately but also take a literature class read a book SOMETHING to help you be a smarter more interesting person instead of the blasé boring slug with human arms that you are

[reixtsu]

ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕦𝕖 - ✾ Shared Interests ✾ - Soukoku x Female Reader

So I decided to post this on Tumblr too!

Third Person POV

"Shinju wa hitori dewa deki nai~" a man hummed happily underneath the sunset of Yokohama. It was quiet where he was. No cars, no people, just him on a pier over the water.

The pier was high above the water. The salty breeze tickled his nose and dances around his coat. The waves cascaded on the waves repeatedly, creating a soothing ambiance as the man stared into its watery depths. The water constantly moving, never still...what if he went in?

"Oi, Dazai. What are you doing here? Trying to do another attempt?" Another voice remarked.

The said man, Osamu Dazai turned around to look at the shorter male. His face was enigmatic, as if contemplating his decisions in life. "What do you want, Chuuya?"

"I was gonna clear my mind but then you're here," Chuuya growled, placing a hand on his hip as he stood besides the brown haired man. He kept one hand on top of his hat, making sure it doesn't fly away from the violent wind.

"Ew. A slug is next to me," Dazai dramatically gagged, acting  as if he was going to barf.

Chuuya side eyed him, too tired to deal with  dramatic suicidal maniac.

"Oi, bastard."

"What do you want, hat rack?"

"Tch," Chuuya refrained himself from lashing back, despite his muscles really wanting to punch the other man in the face. Dazai just smirked at him. "That new girl in your agency...what's her name?"

Oh? That was something Dazai did not expect Chuuya to ask this soon. Dazai smirked, placing his elbows on the rail as he gazed at the painting of warm colors in the sky.

"Didn't think you had nice taste in women, Chuuya." Dazai said humorously. "Well, her name is Y/n L/n. Quite the beaut, I'd say so myself. She's the new therapist assigned to work for our clients in the detective agency."

Chuuya hummed, his deep voice catching onto his throat slightly as his blue orbs stared at the water. The sunset seemed to melt into the ocean, adding a tint of orange upon the water's surface.

"That so? Good to know," Chuuya muttered pensively.

Dazai side glanced Chuuya, quietly observing his features as he figured out the meaning behind them. "Ah. Shortie has a crush now? Oh wow, and here I thought you were married to wine!" He said in a silvery tone.

"Says the suicidal mackerel," Chuuya retorted, feeling his patience slowly dissipating. "So what if I find someone attractive!"

"So you do admit~" Dazai let out a light hearted chuckling, making Chuuya jump away in disgust.

"How about we make a bet, hm?" 

"Bets with you would be the death of me," Chuuya muttered, glaring daggers at Dazai. To the taller man, Chuuya looked like an angry Chihuahua.

"A challenge then. Wine will be the prize~"

"...What is it?" The ginger grumbled, taking off his hat to place it over his chest as he turned to look at Dazai's profile.

Dazai looked back at Chuuya with a shit-eating grin that made Chuuya want to kick him into the water. The wind made both of the men's hair flutter gently at the rhythm of the breeze.

"I'll make her fall in love with me in 15 days or less!" Dazai smirked confidently.

"Oh yeah? As if I'd let you!" Chuuya stomped his feet like a child, looking pissed at Dazai's challenge. 

Chuuya's response only make Dazai' grin bigger and much more irritating.

"The timer starts tomorrow at eight in the morning. Good luck! You need it since you don't have her contacts~~~ Ack- Chuuya you're chocking me!"

"Kinky bastard, give me her number," Chuuya growled. He kept his gloved hand grasped tightly around Dazai's collar as he stared into Dazai's dead eyes.

"Ahaha. Left my cell phone in my house, aka trash can~!"

And overwhelming about of disgust crashed onto Chuuya, causing him to let go of Dazai.

"You dirty bastard! Nasty! No wonder you get rejected so often."

Dazai had never gasped so dramatically until that moment. He jumped back multiple times as if he had been struck. Slumping back, he laid his hand over his head, emotionally offended.

"Don't involve the waifus into this."

"Ha! Waifu?! You got no bitches!"

"Gasp! Neither do you."

"I have my wine! Besides, I'm 'bout to steal this Y/n L/n before your filthy hands touch her!"

"I've shaken hands with her."

"You will NOT make me jealous now!"

Next: *none yet*

I might add a tag list. If you wanna get tagged, let me know in the comments or just dm me!

[nolan-chance-fortnite]

JONESY TIER LIST

Not including fully masked guys such as Crackshot or Rust Lord since it can't be noticed at first glance its the man, so. Yeah. Either way this is my ranking and I make the sweet sweet rules!

TIER 1: Aspire to be him

Agent Jones: That guy is winning in life!! Man, teach me all you know!

The first: You can be my number one, baby!

The one of the jail: Man, those arms! I need your rutine!

Vengeance: He's cool looking, you're rocking that stubble! Rock me!

The second: Simple, soft

Taxi guy and Snake guy: YOUR ARMS, GUYS!!! Take me to the gym with you!

Wrecker: Ok my man you're losing your biceps

Tracksuit: IDK he looks comfy!

Cozy: I want to drink cocoa and hug you while staring at the fireplace of our country house, baby

Karate: Yeah I can take him

Assault: Dark hair fits you well! Those eyebrows are scary tho

Green FNCS: Evil, I like him

Devast something: Also evil, but ARMS. Brunet, yeah!

Captain Jonesy: I need to know you a bit better but DAMN BOI THAT ASS IS FINEE

TIER 2: Yeah yeah

Human med kit: Hold me in your arms, cure me, save me!

Sun tan: Take me to the beach and make me happy!

Funny hat: Funny hat

Grill guy: Oh my god fill me, fill me with your sweet sweet meat, I need your buns, your lettuce, your tomatoes, fries and onion rings! Everything! With extra mustard please!!

Scubba: Nice beard man!

Yellow default: I guess he's nice

Futurist googles: mmm yeah hes cool too!

American: A bit more evil brunet

Red cozy: Funny hat! We're not getting a country house tho

Cowboy hat: Ride me, baby!

IDK how to describe those two: idk what to say about you but you are cool

Ammo guy: Yessirr! Just tell me what to do!

Artic: Reminds me of my kid from another universe lol

Fair play??: Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Slugger: Not related with slugs but nice i guess

Noir: Moustache, manly, I like it!

Aviator: I want your jacket!!

Another Scubba: Yeah you look better without beard!

Gamer or something: Mmmmm armsss youre making me jealous guys

TIER 3: Cool

Cow: MY BUDDY COW YEAH BABY!

Mullet: You and I would rock the discos!

Elf: 👉👉

Thief: Wanna team up!?

Astronaut: Take me to the mooooooon!!

Rex: Rawww! Mud fight, grrrr!

Red guy: No contaba con tu astucia, amigo!

Another mexican: You look gay af

Reindeer: Kinky as heck

TIER 4: Ehhhh

Christmas tree: I hate you, I've seen you harrasing me, you're a cheater! That's not fair!!

Bunker: Give him therapy!!!

Shark: Midas' favorite guy

Whats that thing?: No Seriously what's that thing?

Castaway: One word: Aloe

Clown: All cool things to be in life and you choose to be the laughingstock 

Three statues: Oh boy, so hard, SO HARD!

TIER 5: Pass

Skull trooper: I simply don't

Skull face paint: Ehhhh you couldn't afford the full mask?

Dark: Evil ugly shade of liliac

Evil rex: No fight with you, I'd run

Christmas skull: Dude sure loves that movie. You all know which one I'm talking about

Pirate: Eh... Ok???

Punk: Let's Rock!! Or, let's punk? IDK your head looks weird

Flamingo: How many shrimps do you have to eat?

Toy: another freaking camper!

Metal: This one... I don't know, he's so strange

What is that: What's that?! Really why are those so werid?

Slurp: What is THAT?! Made of jelly or what?!

Zombie: Huh, not a husk? Funny

Fat: Smelly and sweaty for sure, pass

Noir in brown: You don't even look like him! Go away!!!

[beefrobeefcal]

Hey Saint Beefro,

How’s chubby Dieter coming? 😙

(Yes, that’s a loaded question 😉)

Beefro's Test Kitchen

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. I have Dieter open and I'm working furiously away at him....

I have written and rewritten this and I want Dieter out just as much as you!

Thank you @theywhowriteandknowthings for the tag. And because it's Wednesday, I have a gift for all you patient Friendos!

Dieter sat at the dining room table and watched as you plated the spaghetti for him with a wry grin, giving you a wink when you looked at him. Frank, his assistant, had warned that Dieter was a kinky bastard who liked to set up scenarios in his head then execute them with most being none the wiser until it was too late. When you asked him to elaborate, he just gave a sympathetic shrug and said, “You’ll know it when you see it.” You were pretty sure you were seeing it now. Fuck.

yes i know I'm a tease... but give me tonight and Dieter will come out and play.

Slug-ten-drinks-I-won't-get-pickled regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

TAGLIST:

@theywhowriteandknowthings @harryleatherfit @harriedandharassed @neverwheremoonchild @rebel-held @beee-haw @nevergoingbacknowshine @idolatrybarbie @v4vayha @lalocitos @xdaddysprincessxx @deathsholywaterr @heareball @lyssramscal @wintrwinchestr @nerdieforpedro @noahispunk @toxicanonymity @southernbe @starkeydaviss

[firesofdainix]

hurt me and tell me you're mine - WIP!

I've been busy these past few days preparing for many, MANY projects due before finals, so I've only managed to slug off working on a mermay Marth one shot for a few days. Without further ado, here is a preview:

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Earth had his hands raised at the sudden onslaught of incoming water, but it did not stop his clothes from getting wet. He groans, rolling his eyes. “I just got this washed, you jerk! I thought mermaids are enchanting femme fatales, but you are just a bitch!”

“I'm just a bitch?” Mars gasps, glaring at him. “Says the guy assuming I'd ever see you as anything else but a murderer! I mean, you really think I'd stoop so low?”

“You're so judgmental,” Earth whines, taking off his jacket (only an insane person would wear warm clothing in a weather as hot as this), wearing a blue shirt underneath. “Mermaids aren't supposed to discriminate between their food, right?”

“You're not food,” Mars manages to spit out, teeth gritted. “Do you want me to eat you or do you wish to continue with your endeavors to kill only those you think deserve it?”

“Huh, didn't know you were so kinky.”

“Drown yourself.”

“Can't believe the mermaid I've been feeding has such an attitude.”

“I genuinely didn't know killers are generally this annoying.”

“You better stop calling me that,” Earth tells him, serious for a moment, his face returning into its usual leisurely smile after a few moments. “I have a name, which I gave you a few days ago.”

“You've never referred to me by name either,” Mars points out, “only calling me a mermaid and how I'm a cannibalistic monster.”

-

I don't know when I'll post this on Ao3, but I'm hoping tomorrow or this Friday!

[thesmallmeggles]

The Triumphant Return Of Zanzo Headcanons...

Or is it? 😉

Woe, Hi-Fi Rush Roleplay Server Zanzo be upon ye! *Everything in canon plus my earlier headcanons still apply, this is just for information specific to him*

Motozawa Zanzo, "Zim"

🍍 The epitome of "Sinnamon Roll". He's a (kind of?) sweetheart but he keeps causing problems for everyone

Sometimes I worry I play him too soft & sensitive but that's nbd

🍍 The other Zanzos in the server gave him his nickname (There are multiple timelines converging together in the Vandelay Forums. Makes for fun times 🙂)

🍍Zim Capitalizes Every Word He Types. unless he's feeling sad/insecure, then he goes lower case

Backstory Related

🍍 This man is trans! He'd been living in stealth for decades before coming out in the Forums

🍍Zim looked into Project Armstrong on his own time while recovering in the hospital from canon events. He didn't get far with it

🍍He tried to teach Zimverse!Kale the Torture Dance sometime in the past. Efforts were unsuccessful

🍍While I have mentioned him being in court before in RP, the reason was because he participated in a joyride as a teenager. Some questionable friends persuaded him to steal the Motozawas' car and they crashed it into a warehouse. Zim's dad sat with him in the courtroom for the trial- did not reduce his anxiety about the whole ordeal. This event led to a greater rift growing between Zim and his family

Romance Related

🍍He crushes hard on Macaron. If Mac wasn't his boss, he'd be more open about it

🍍Zim has had, at most, five long term partners overall, including Violet. Most of them... weren't great. He's also had multiple short term relationships, which I won't elaborate on, but they were 🌶️spicy🌶️

🍍He often avoids PDA because of both his variable tolerance for physical touch and the culture he grew up in. He is also touch starved and almost constantly craves physical contact

🍍Zim loves imagining his partners dressed in different outfits, including maid uniforms. Not necessarily a kinky thing but it can skew that way

Random Fun Facts

🍍Loves Halloween And Spicy Food. He likes citrus desserts, especially lemon flavored things. No Liquorice for him (black liquorice). He likes pineapple on pizza, mushrooms are a "no". Vandelay Island tap water tastes weird to him

🍍He's been into robotics since he was five. Snakes, worms, and slugs are his current favorite animals among several others

🍍Superfan of a virtual pop star named Natsume Miso (wonder who that's a reference to 😆). He's currently revamping a project to make her "real".

🍍In addition to his own plushies and various figures + model kits (Miso being among them), Zanzo owns Tetsuo the sensory slug (gift from Violet) and a plush octopus named Tako-san. He owned a green wiggle worm named Midori in childhood; Bullies flushed it down the toilet :(

🍍Favorite scent is new model kit/figure, so basically plastic

🍍The idea of no clipping out of reality freaks him out

🍍His favorite horror media tend to involve either body horror or aliens

🍍He's drawn sparkle dogs before

🍍Birds attack his neurals

🍍He has burn scars from spilling ramen noodle cups on himself. (Mainly on his torso since getting prosthetics.) Poor motor and impulse control make for struggles.

🍍Not mentioned in RP, but he owns chewelry in various geeky themes. He exclusively uses them in the privacy of home

🍍 He is also known to view anime through 🏴‍☠���certain avenues🏴‍☠️. He first learned about it from anime forums, since he couldn't always watch his favorite shows on regular television and was too broke to buy physical media sets. The latter detail isn't so much of an issue since working for Vandelay (he buys LOTS of merch), but old habits die hard

[queermtl]

Queer MTL : quoi faire en mars 2024 // Queer MTL things to do: March 2024

QUEER MTL THINGS TO DO: March 2024

The year keeps marching on, and spring is on its way (not to mention International Women’s Day)! This month, Montréal is stuffed to the brim with events, parties and unique experiences painted in all the colours of the LGBTQ+ rainbow. From drag to community, circuit to underground, here’s some of our picks for the best LGBTQ+ things to do in the city. For further announcements, including those not announced at time of publication, follow Queer MTL on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr! Got an event coming up? DM it our way!

LEGEND

🎥 Cinema 👑 Drag 🥳 Parties 🎶 Concert ✊ Activism 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans 🏳️‍🌈 Community 😆 Comedy 🎭 Performance 💪 Sports and Dance 👯‍♀️ Dance 🎤 Karaoke 🎨 Arts 📚 Literary / Educational 👠 Ballroom / Vogue

Vendredi 1 mars / Friday, March 1

🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

📚 Québec Lesbian Network hosts Colloque Recherches lesbiennes, Réseau des lesbiennes du Québec

🥳 Britney One More Time: 25 Years of Britney Dance Party, Cabaret Berlin 

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 2 mars / Saturday, March 2

🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

🥳 Pikete presents Raveton with Jaijiu, Alta Magia, Jashim, Mcherry, La Niña Kiwi and Whorito, La Sotteranea

🥳 BLUSH x Nuit Blanche Montréal : Ménagerie with performers HercuSleaze and Lizzy Strange, DJs Patience, Girl, DJ Thatz and Glowzi, videographer Slug Bait and gogo dancers Dora Bones, Just Horny, Mina Minor and Stupid Baby Cupid at Nouvel établissement

🥳 Nuit Blanche—7 Péchés Capitaux, Le Protocole Kinky Lounge

🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra

👑 Jimmy Moore presents Madonna: The Celebration Tour, Cabaret Mado

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Jackbox Games with Uma Gahd and Selma Gahd, Bar Le Cocktail 

👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail

👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 3 mars / Sunday, March 3

🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado

👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash, Marla Deer, Bobépine, Robin Brutal, Faymiss and Kelly Torrieli Cabaret Mado

👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

Lundi 4 mars / Monday, March 4

😆 Trivia Night with PamDemic, La Casona

Mardi 5 mars / Tuesday, , March 5

👑 Full Gisèle : Spring Break with Gisèle Lullaby, Johnny Jones, Lana Dalida, Prudence and Victoire de Rockwell, Cabaret Mado

😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 6 mars / Wednesday, March 6

🎨 Drink & Draw by @Hommehomo, Bar Le Cocktail

🎶 Glitterer with Glixen and Seed Toss, La Sotterenea

😆 Very Pretentious Comedy presents 30/30: Raquel Maestre and Yumi Blake at the Poly Mic with Raquel Maestre, Yumi Blake and Sarah Warren, Bar Notre-Dame-Des-Quilles 

👑 Crystal and the Pals with Crystal Starz, Victoire de Rockwell, Eden Ashes and Rawxy, Cabaret Mado

Jeudi 7 mars / Thursday, March 7

📚Colloque international : Éthique queer, corporalités queer / Queer Ethics, Queer Embodiments conference, in French and English, Université de Montréal Pavillon Lionel-Groulx

🏳️‍🌈 Comité Queer Pointe-Saint Charles hosts Cuisine collective, Club Populaire des Consommateurs

👑 Girls’ Night Out with Krystella Fame, Tracy Trash, Bobépine and Jessie Précieuse, Cabaret Mado

👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail

Vendredi 8 mars / Friday, March 8

📚Colloque international : Éthique queer, corporalités queer / Queer Ethics, Queer Embodiments conference, in French and English, Université de Montréal Pavillon Lionel-Groulx

🥳 Queen & Queer’s Lesbo-queer dance party is back for its Édition Journée Internationale des Droits des Femmes with Maus and DJ Sam, Société des arts technologiques [SAT]

🥳 Cerise Noire goth night with Shillelagh Jones and Elizabeth Leslie, Bar NDQ

🎶 Matana Roberts solo with special guests, La Sala Rossa

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 9 mars / Saturday, March 9

📚Colloque international : Éthique queer, corporalités queer / Queer Ethics, Queer Embodiments conference, in French and English, Université de Montréal Pavillon Lionel-Groulx

📚 The Violet Hour Book Club reads Yukio Mishima’s Confessions of a Mask, Archives gaies du Québec

🥳 Jhalak presents Rangoli: A Queer and Trans South Asian Party with DJ Deep, Bar Champs

🥳 Armada Montréal RFC hosts Players with D’Jimi, Lion d’Or

🎭 Le Coin des Arts Montréal / Montreal Art Nook, White Wall Studio 

👑 Jimmy Moore personnifie Rihanna, Cabaret Mado

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado 

👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail

👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 10 mars / Sunday, March 10

👑 Afternoon Drag Café with Awful, La Pitre, Spiked Corona and Teddy Boop, L’Orbite

👑 Le Brunch aux Folles with Misty Waterfalls, Esirena and Selma Gahd, Bar Social Verdun 

🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado

👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash, Pétula Claque, Kiara, Bambi Dextrous and Aizysse Baga, Cabaret Mado

👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

Lundi 11 mars / Monday, March 11

🎶 The Dandy Warhols, Le Studio TD

😆 Trivia Night with PamDemic, La Casona

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill 

Mardi 12 mars / Tuesday, March 12

🎶 Video Age with Sean Nicholas Savage, l’Escogriffe Bar Spectacle

👑 Full Gisèle : Invasion Maritime with Gisèle Lullaby, Brooke Rivers, Trinity Foxx, X and Jessie Précieuse, Cabaret Mado

👑 Garden of Shade : Heroes vs. Villains with Lulu Shade, Sarah Winters, Lady Boom Boom, Ciatha Night, Skyler Rey and Stella Stone, Bar Le Cocktail

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

🏳️‍🌈 Formation gratuite sur les familles LGBT+, Coalition des familles LGBT+

😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 13 mars / Wednesday, March 13

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

Jeudi 14 mars / Thursday, March 14

👑 Le Meilleur des Grands Concerts with Tracy Trash, Bobépine, Johnny Jones, Lana Dalida, Marla Deer, Sasha Baga, Bambi Dextrous, Ruby Doll, Clay Thorris and Nicole Lamotte, Cabaret Mado

🎭 Queer Magique presents DIVAS, Café Cléopatra

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail

Vendredi 15 mars / Friday, March 15

🎭 Queer Magique presents DIVAS, Café Cléopatra

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

📚 Queer Oral History Workshop with Liam Devitt, Centre for Oral History and Digital Storytelling

🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 16 mars / Saturday, March 16

🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra

🎶 Stereolab’s Laetitia Sadier with Lola 1:2, Bar Le Ritz PDB

🎶 Chelsea Wolfe, Club Soda

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

🏳️‍⚧️ Atelier : Devenir parent (personnes trans ou non-binaires), Coalition des familles LGBT+

🏳️‍🌈 Comité Queer Pointe-Saint Charles hosts Soirée Cabaret, Press Start Youth Coop: Bâtiment 7

🥳 Queer Wine Night Edition No. 2, Vinorama

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail

👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 17 mars / Sunday, March 17

🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

🏳️‍🌈 Cabane à sucre des familles 2SLGBTQ+, Coalition des familles LGBT+

🏳️‍🌈 Monkland Quilt Studio hosts Rainbow Stitching Days, Monkland Quilt Studio 

👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash, Marla Deer, Océane Aqua-Black, Sasha Baga, Eva Moist and Crystal Starz, Cabaret Mado

👑 Bonne fête Sally-D with Sally-D, Bar Le Cocktail 

Lundi 18 mars / Monday, March 18

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

😆 Trivia Night with PamDemic, La Casona

Mardi 19 mars / Tuesday, March 19

🎶 Otoboke Beaver with Drinking Boys and Girls Choir, Beanfield Theatre

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

👑 Full Gisèle : Beach Party with Gisèle Lullaby, Kiara, Adriana, Démone Lastrange and Rose Beef, Cabaret Mado

😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 20 mars / Wednesday, March 20

🏳️‍🌈 Haircuts Without Appointment for LGBTQ+ community members who are unemployed or on low income, Centre communautaire LGBTQ de Montréal

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

👑 Le Sami Party with Sami Landri, Cabaret Mado

Jeudi 21 mars / Thursday, March 21

👑 RuPaul’s Drag Race UK vs. The World contestant Marina Summers, Cabaret Mado

👑 Sashalicious with Sasha Baga, Scarlett Evans, Will Charmer and Maeva Evans, Cabaret Mado

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail

Vendredi 22 mars / Friday, March 22

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

🏳️‍🌈 Spring into Action: Outrage, full lineup here, QPIRG | GRIP McGill

👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 23 mars / Saturday, March 23

📚 Violet Hour continues its literary series with Making Space featuring Michael Belcher, Paige Maylott and Marcus McCann, Casa d’Italia Montréal

🥳 Lez Dance presents Le retour de DJ Franklyne à la Taverne Urbaine! with DJ Franklyne, 1309 Taverne Urbaine

😆 Matteo Lane: The Al Dente Tour with Tranna Wintour, Olympia de Montréal

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Jimmy Moore personnifie Taylor Swift, Cabaret Mado

👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail

👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 24 mars / Sunday, March 24

😆 Matteo Lane: The Al Dente Tour with Tranna Wintour, Olympia de Montréal

🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado

👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash, Pétula Claque, Kitana, Peggy Sue and Lady Boom Boom, Cabaret Mado

👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

Lundi 25 mars / Monday, March 25

😆 Trivia Night with PamDemic, La Casona

Mardi 26 mars / Tuesday, March 26

🎶 Olivia Rodrigo: Guts World Tour, Bell Centre

🎶 Arlo Parks with Chloe George, Beanfield Theatre

👑 Full Gisèle : Burlesque, le Film with Gisèle Lullaby, Pétula Claque, Lady Boom Boom, Miss Fountain, Sasha Baga and Celes, Cabaret Mado

😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 27 mars / Wednesday, March 27

🎶 Olivia Rodrigo: Guts World Tour, Bell Centre

Jeudi 28 mars / Thursday, March 28

🎶 Rêve with RALPH, Fairmount Theatre

🏳️‍🌈 Comité Queer Pointe-Saint Charles hosts Club de lecture Queer, Bibliothèque Saint-Charles

👑 Trashilaz with Aizysse Baga and Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail

Vendredi 29 mars / Friday, March 29

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 30 mars / Saturday, March 30

🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra

🥳 District Events presents Locker Room with Reid Bourgeois, Alain Jackinsky and Mateo Tomas, Bain Mathieu

👑 Mado Reçoit with Special Guests, Cabaret Mado

👑 Jimmy Moore personnifie Britney Spears, Cabaret Mado

👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail

👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 31 mars / Sunday, March 31

👑 Jimmy Moore presents Madonna: The Celebration Tour, Cabaret Mado

👑 Star Queens : Pâques with Plane Jane, Aurora Matrix, Denim, Pythia and Carmen Sutra, Cabaret Mado

👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

OTHERS / LES AUTRES

🏐 Les Ratons-Chasseurs (Montréal’s LGBTA dodgeball group) holds regular events. Keep an eye on their Facebook for upcoming opportunities to join in and play. 

🕹Montréal Gaymers hosts regular gatherings including board game nights and gaming gatherings. Check their Facebook for what’s next!

🏃🏾Join the Out-Run run and workout club for people relating to the queer / sapphic experience. Details on their Instagram!

🐦 Bird lovers should keep their eye on Queer Birders' regularly scheduled birdwatching events and excursions. Join the Facebook group and get those binoculars at the ready.

👠 Twice a month on every second Tuesday, Bring It! hosts an OTA night of ballroom and vogue with commentator and DJ. Follow their Instagram for dates and details.

[shrimpmandan]

Deadass the majority of “think of the children!!!” rhetoric operates under the blatantly incorrect assumption that kids are just. Devoid of sexuality in any form. The idea that kids don’t have basic bodily functions, or curiosities, or even just the fact that sexual development (on a mental level) begins VERY early. This includes the concept of gender. Conservatives and other sex negative groups heavily rely on the assumption that children are pure beings devoid of sin that are then “corrupted” by the outside world (loss of innocence), as opposed to gender and sexuality being innate concepts present in all children, which is partially influenced by society, and partially influenced by biology.

Most people will tell you that they first started having sexual or kinky fantasies-- as well as masturbating-- either at a toddler or elementary age. Children will start asserting their gender at around 2-3, and is consequently when a lot of (though not all) trans people first realize and voice what is later identified as gender dysphoria. Children can start asking about the birds and the bees at almost any age; I started asking when I was 2. Hell, I was always very curious about human and animal sexuality! While parents in US schools are outraged and clutching their pearls about the fact that elementary aged children are learning about the reproductive habits of seahorses (yes, they’re mad that the males get pregnant, why wouldn’t they be), I was fucking researching that shit on my own volition while I was being homeschooled! I infodumped to my own fucking mother about seahorse sex! Only a few years later I was researching how clams had sex, and slugs/snails, and worms. Cut to present day and my primary special interest is sexology and I want to become a sexologist. It’s almost like I was naturally curious and exploring an undeniable facet of the world that is stigmatized for no reason.

And another thing, of course: accepting that children are sexual also requires accepting the fact that children can commit sexual assault, particularly against other children. COCSA is shockingly common and how traumatizing it is for the kids involved is highly variable. Some people regard their own experiences as simply innocent exploration, while others feel deeply taken advantage of and dirty, or somewhere in-between the two.

Also: “children can’t consent” is honestly kind of a weird/misleading phrase, and honestly kind of depends on ages. Teenagers can absolutely consent to having sex with their peers, for example. A minority amount of under-13 children may also engage in peer-to-peer sexual contact that may not necessarily be classified as COCSA by those involved. However, it is important to note that (for both kids and teens), they may not fully grasp the full ramifications and implications of consent and sexuality (hell, many adults don’t), and under no circumstances can they consent to a much older adult. The reason larger age gaps are less of an issue with adult relationships is because, even if there’s a noticeable gap in maturity, I much more trust the judgment of a 25 year old to gauge the risks of dating a 40 year old, compared to a 17 or even 18 year old. Minors can and often do engage in consensual sex, and a lot of the issues that arise from that come from a lack of comprehensive sex education and heavy stigmatization surrounding sexuality. The amount of teens who genuinely fear being kicked out of the house for getting pregnant is frankly appalling.

That’s another thing. The idea that sex education is sexualizing kids, when sex ed protects kids from potentially being taken advantage of, or at LEAST gives them the tools to tell an adult if they’ve been molested. Don’t tell them their genitals are a “cookie” or a “thing”. Say vulva/vagina. Say penis/balls. Tell them what their body is and does. Don’t tell them that it’s always okay if mommy or daddy touches them there, or if their doctor does. Most sexual abuse happens within families, and I’ve heard PLENTY of tales from doctors offices. If anyone touches them in a way they don’t like and they don’t listen when they’re told to stop, that’s when you start biting and kicking. I don’t care who it is. Most sexual assault is instigated by someone the victim thought they could trust. Instill that survival instinct early. I shouldn’t have to tell you how fucking terrifying it is to have kids be disregarded when trying to warn about dangerous adults, because their parents refused to teach them basic anatomical terms.

I also shouldn’t have to tell you how terrifying it is that school-aged children in Texas can’t ask for period products or learn about periods in some schools because it’s considered to be a sexual topic, or just flatly not mandated for them to accommodate. The only people sexualizing children’s bodies are the ones screaming about how children are pure, innocent beings devoid of any sexuality. Sexuality blossoms around puberty, which can begin as young as 9 years old. Most people recount that their sexual interests and behaviors took root during childhood. Most teenagers are horny fuckers who need to be told how to have SAFE sex, not to avoid sex.

Stop desexualizing the human experience. Stop treating sexuality like a sin or a corrupting force that warps the minds of children, and not an innate facet of most humans that is constantly developing throughout childhood, and even into adulthood. Your child could be LGBT, they could be kinky, they could flatly have an interest in sexuality. It doesn’t just pop up out of nowhere during puberty; it comes to a head during puberty. There’s a difference.

Further reading:

https://www.hopkinsallchildrens.org/Patients-Families/Health-Library/HealthDocNew/Understanding-Early-Sexual-Development

https://www.ncsby.org/content/childhood-sexual-development

Planned Parenthood PDF Link

https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/preschool/Pages/Sexual-Behaviors-Young-Children.aspx

[yuk-tepat]

2022 Lexember: Quy, Ngyon

Nowadays nails are often known by the compound word chut-quy, with the same chut - or as chut-cul ‘thick pins.’ But how to distinguish a nail and a screw? Nails can be called quy-syot or chut-syot, literally ‘straight nail’ (compare English ‘straight pin’). Screws are called quy-ngyon or chut-ngyon.

The Tepatic word for a peg, nail, or screw is quy. Quy is spelt with the radical chut NEEDLE on the left side and the phonetic element quy on the right side - itself originally a picture of a peg.

Ngyon is the opposite of syot in this usage. It refers to all kinds of curly, kinky, coiled, helical stuff. The glyph is made of the semantic radical wit HAIR (depicting curly strands of wool) and the phonetic element kon (originally an image of a drum and drumsticks). So you can think of a screw as a curly nail.

Ngyon is found in other compound words. For example, snails can be called cup ngyon ‘curly slugs.’ The word kling refers to both sheep and goats indifferently; goats are kling syot and sheep are kling ngyon. So you could say goats are straight sheep, or sheep are kinky goats.

[udunie]

If we’re sharing kinky hcs, I like to imagine that while Harvey might be a little more thorough with some of his patients at their checkups, Demetrius goes full mad scientist on Sebastian whenever his stepson does something that pisses him off. He goes the whole nine yards: tying Sebastian to the table, gag in his mouth, a sound in his dick to keep him from cumming as he puts increasingly larger objects up his ass. He takes notes and monitors vitals while Sebastian squirms and sweats and groans.

I also think Linus plays around with bugs/worms whenever he gets bored, given how the cutscene where he teaches you how to make Wild Bait goes. I can just imagine him stripping his clothes off when he knows he’s alone, plopping down in the dirt and muck and letting the worms crawl in and out of his urethra.

oooo I haven't even considered the Sebastian/Demetrius dynamic! (I've been mostly pondering NPC/farmer stuff for modding shit) That is a lovely idea!

I think... with Demetrius being a bit on the awkward side, I would see him being a bit obsessed with Sebastian, but if it were up to me, he would prefer to have his little experiments without Sebastian being the wiser? Like, maybe he would keep drugging him secretly with something he cooked up that would make the micropenis situation even worse? Maybe even give him something to make him impotent, but still constantly horny???

He could also just drug him sometimes and then fuck Sebastian's brains out while he's asleep? (Love me some fucked up somnohpilia lol)

I've also talked with another friend who mentioned Linus (who I headcanon as having a monster under those rags) and Sebastian??? And I think that would make a lot of sense - especially if Demetrius used that above mentioned drug on him to make Sebastian want to get his ass destroyed lol They run into each-other in the mountains/at the train station, and the next second that edgelord emo boy is having his bottom split open on that monster cock :D

I think... Harvey would do everything in a sort of gaslighting way??? "Sam/Alex/whoever, of course it's totally normal that I check your prostate every month for two hours straight, what are you talking about? This is just best practice. Now let me prescribe you some hormones, they might make you develop some small breasts, but according to your bloodwork, you clearly need it..."

And totally yes to Linus! He is one with nature! That also - of course - includes enjoying the sensation of slugs/snails/worms wriggling all over his huge cock! And since he's friends with the wizard (who I call Magnus in my head as per Stardew Valley Expanded fanon) the two of them can try out all sorts of fucked up magic tricks...

[skyland2703]

"It’s cute. Like a little slug when it’s done. Don’t get me wrong, it’s hot when it’s big. But your little resting cock, so cute. Adorable godhead.” + Cosmic Fury Javelia~

In which, Amelia tries to mess with her alien biology and uh… smut?

Warning: THIS GETS KINKY. kinda. please don’t read this.

[nerves-nebula]

i dont usually do tag games but i liked this one, tagged by @alighted-willow

20 questions for writers

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

4 (technically 5 but i abandoned and privated one of them) on my main account and 9 on my smut account

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

37,751 on my main, around 47,000 on the porn account

3. What fandoms do you write for?

uhhhh dimension 20 (not really but it was my first posted fanfic) and tmnt. i write mainly about one other fandom on my smut account tho.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

well i've only got about 5 of them so i'll just put them in order

caracal carousel

show me already

time to think

a modest comparison

it's my turn on the Being Abusive

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

most of the time. i do it to encourage people to comment, because really really like comments. but if i get a comment i SUPER like i put off answering it because i wanna give it the time it deserves. ironically that means i have yet to respond to some of my favorite comments. oops.

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

idk i think they're all pretty equally angsty. like a lot of them end with the implication that more abuse is going to happen after the story's been concluded, lol.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

definitely Show Me Already, it's the only one that doesn't end with someone feeling like garbage or implying some kind of abuse is about to happen. just an alien brain slug excited to make his boyfriend happy.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i dont think so? I think someone commented something rude once on one of my smut fics but im not great at telling tone so idk.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

yup, the fucked up kinky kind that could get me harassed by ppl who's opinions i dont care about but who would prolly be really fucking annoying to deal with

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

nah

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

idk

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

not to my knowledge

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

no, that sounds stressful

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

thats like asking what my favorite song is like how da hell should i know they all serve different purposes.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

GOD. on my smut account i have an outline for a 2 chapter fic and i posted the first chapter and never the second one. it haunts me. idk if i WONT do it but it wont get done any time soon.

16. What are your writing strengths?

i can write ok and people like it :)

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

i dont know enough about writing as an art form to properly assess my weaknesses :(

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

too complex a question for this kind of game. if i were to do it i'd want to get the input of someone who like, actually speaks it or something. but idk. i'd try my best on my own, cuz im unlikely to find someone willing to do that kind of beta reading for me, and though i'd want to compensate them somehow i'm so fuckin broke.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Dimension 20 Starstruck Odyssey. i think it was the first fanfic i ever wrote and posted and i have no idea what drove me to it.

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

hhhhhhhhhhh this really depends. I have a lot of fun writing about abuse and since that's what basically all of my fics are about in one way or another it's like. idk. i've re-read my smut ones more often than my non-smut ones tho so uh, maybe one of those.

[threadsun]

So many of y'all are so endearingly shy about your kinks and like... always worry that you're requesting stuff that's too out there for me and... okay, so like here's the thing. I've been part of my local kink/bdsm community for years, I studied the sociology of sex and kink as part of my degree in uni, and most importantly I'm a sex worker and professional erotica writer.

So like... a short and vague list of things I've been paid to write about and/or video myself doing specifically for someone's sexual pleasure:

Blowing up a balloon

Teeth brushing

Diaper hypnosis

Bunnyboy to dragonboy transformation

Brain slugs

Ear fingering

Eating crackers

Reading aloud the back of a soap bottle

A detailed description of furry social media

Knee massage

And those are just the more obscure ones. There's plenty of stuff I could list that's considered far "grosser," "weirder," or more "fucked up."

I actively enjoy exploring new things and indulging other peoples' kinks, even when they do nothing for me personally. I promise you anything you might send me will not be the most out there thing I've heard. And even if I can't figure out how to write it, I'll never judge anyone for asking.

So y'all don't need to keep apologising for asking me to write kinky stuff!! If I wasn't having fun, I wouldn't keep doing it!!