#King Chad

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[azzzryel]

Et la version couleur pour le lol :D

(Je viens de réaliser qu'Audrey ressemble étrangement à Princesse Bubblegum-)

[thena0315]

[gildedphoenix]

I thought this was just 5 identical looking Chad-dude-bros. Nay! This is one SINGULAR DudeBro!

Impeccable.

[caswensworld]

This beautiful family! I choose to believe Chad’s in college or on some tour as training to become King of Cinderellasburg

Also, Red and Cinderella with their hood look eats

[lancastrianwasian]

they're pushing the ben/chad agenda yes they told me themselves

[queeruma]

so i tried my hand at a text post meme....

[qiqi-media]

Don't know if it's because of the new movie release but I've been seeing a lot more of descendants the og movies resurfacing on different social medias and the Audrey comments have started back up again. One in particular that I've never liked

"Why is she doing all of that over a high school break up?"

For starters Descendants was about teenagers, all of their relationships were high school relationships. The "true love" couple had their true love's kiss while they were both still in high school. So to refer to Audrey and Ben as a "high school" relationship that's purposely downplaying her feelings and their relationship. I get being confused because Descendants goes back and forth with the canon. At the end of D1 she was fine and in Wicked World her life didn't drastically change because of their breakup. But in D3 that is what happened, her life drastically changed and she was treated like shit.

She lost all of her friends "There's nothing to lose when you're lonely and friendless" & "Why is she here." There was no reason why that had to have happen, Audrey was never shown to be so terrible to the point where if she wasn't dating Ben that everyone had to abandon her. Especially in D1 her actions were no worse than Jane's and Jane still kept her friends and were friends with the VKs. Jane in my personal opinion was worse than Audrey, at least to the Vks in D1. Her worst crime was laughing at Jane's hair and I'm not understanding why that's unforgivable in comparison to Mal trying to manipulate her with said hair. Chad was even more social in Auradon but Audrey is completely shunned and for what? Because she's not dating Ben? People were straight up ignoring her when she spoke and in canon Audrey up until that point hadn't done anything so cruel to where that would make sense. She wasn't any snarkier than Chad or Jane on occasions and definitely not worse than things the Vks did. The only explanation we can come to is that when she wasn't Ben's girlfriend she didn't matter to people anymore.

That's not even addressing her shitty ass family, they treated her like dirt because she wasn't in line for the throne anymore. (those were never Audrey's intentions btw) Her cousin, her mother, her Grandma all acted like she was a failure because she wasn't with Ben and more specifically because she "lost" Ben to their Family's enemy. Like she had any choice in the matter, Ben didn't even have the choice of when and how they broke up. So if she couldn't turn to her friends or her family who did she have?? Nobody she was isolated and alone. Other adults? Look at Belle she talked shit about her too. She had Chad but because Audrey knew she couldn't return his feelings she stopped relying on him after a certain point.

All of this because she and Ben broke up, because she wasn't next in line to become Queen of Auradon. (That's another thing, her acknowledging that if she and Ben stayed together forever would end up with her being Queen isn't her being thirsty for the crown. It's her preparing for her future that, yes she was looking forward to but she wasn't thirsty to marry him because if she was, her family seemed more than open to an arranged marriage. But there was never one, they were simply boyfriend and girlfriend.)

She lost her life long best friend too: Ben. Even if they truly made up post D3 we know their relationship would never be the same.

So trying to act like Audrey had an entire breakdown over the simple fact of their high school relationship ending is false.

"How was she not supposed to tie her self worth in dating Ben when people started treating her like a waste of space when she wasn't with him?"

[sophiemariepl]

Just discovered the Kingdom of Heaven (2005) movie fandom, particularly the Baldwin IV fangirls and I have one thing to say out of this.

Particularly, incels lost even more in my eyes since I found it (as if it was even possible ����). Whine to me again that you cannot improve yourselves because “women are empty, care only about money and finding a chad with a square jaw” and all that other Elliot Roger-styled bullsh*t.

Like, honestly, women can literally find attractive and fantasize about a man with goddamn leprosis just because he is wise and a good leader that cares about his people. You’ve got no excuses now.

[kingofanemptyworld]

hey you know what would be fun? a fic where the Royal Guard follows through with their plans to make Ichigo the new Soul King and Grimmjow promptly loses his shit because what the actual fuck Ichigo has already given these people literally everything, twice, and this is how they repay him? recruits Nel and Harribel and Urahara and Yoruichi (after Nel sits on him for a while because Jesus Christ Grimmjow you can’t storm Soul Society by yourself no matter how much you’ve powered up) and it’s the Ryoka Invasion all over again except with pissed off arrancar instead. I just think it would be neat

[vermiformish]

Revenge

[baudouinette]

me and my lazarite delusions

[lancastrianwasian]

A fun Descendants headcanon is that everyone is afraid of making Ben mad because he’s either going beast mode or give you the cold shoulder, leaving you wondering what you did to upset him.

Another headcanon is that he has daddy issues (shocker, lol) and that's why he became close to Gil.

[gothicflowers]

Me: Can I hyper fixate on any other characters without the last name Keller?

Brain: mmm mustache.

[deliciouspirateangel]

Bruh Ethan had literally a minute and a half of screen time and everyone’s already fixated on him you really just gotta be a white boy in a horror movie for the basic bitches to start thirsting 🫥🫥 Chad is right there yall where is the taste im begging ple-