#Kim’s mom

[houseishungry]

How much do you want to bet that Kim took up smoking really young to get her mom’s attention, and instead of being concerned she just offered to buy her a pack instead, possibly going as far as to offer her one from her own pack on occasion

[bigfatbreak]

"what's the biggest difference in Tom's character in the dad villain au" you've never seen a papa-bear go so grizzy mode so fast

[zipsunz]

under the mistletoe 🌿

(art by me, script by @sunkitty143!)

[buntanteen]

cockwarming dilf!mingyu thoughts (nsfw)

summary: thoughts on reader cockwarming dilf!kim mingyu :3

contains: 18+ nsfw! mdni!!

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thinking about cock warming and slow fucking dilf!mingyu

after closing the bedroom door behind him, mingyu turns to meet your gaze. the moment the two of you make eye contact, you both gravitate towards each other. the slow movements of feeling up his chest turn into rapid ones trying to undress each other.

walking backwards to mingyu bed, falling into the white sheets with him hovering about you. grazing open mouthed kisses and licks across each other's necks. nosing against each other’s skin as he slips into you. feeling so so so full as you grind down onto his pretty cock.

slow movements of mingyu's hips hitting every spot making you in absolute bliss. the pace slowing down to barely slow fucking. heavy breaths, quiet moans and slips of whimpers filling the room.

trying to keep quiet so none of his kids hear the two of you. mingyu having his arms wrapped around you and his head laying on top of your chest. you have one hand trailing down the curve of his broad back. the other hand is carding your fingers through his hair to move it away from his sweaty forehead.

the summer evening breeze cooling down your flushed skin. the sunset view illuminating his honey skin. the warmth of your and mingyu's bodies lulling the two of you to sleep.

ames note: my other mingoo writing -> bestie fwb!mingyu headcanons

author note: do not distribute my work on other platforms without my consent. if you see my writing in places other than this tumblr account, please let me know. my writings are purely fictional fantasises for fun. the people i write about are real human beings and should still be treated as such. please do not take my writings seriously or as truth.

[raplinenthusiasts]

namseok crumbs 🫶

© jung-koook

[stubz]

another humans are space orcs/humans are space oddities who run a care centre for alien younglings

"Excuse me, caretaker Kim?"

"Yes Tarlak?"

"Can Mira spend a night cycle at my home?"

"Uhhh, your gonna have to ask her parents for that. Do you want me to ask them for you?"

"Are you not one of her parents?"

"No..? What gave you that idea?"

"Because she has called you 'mama' 3 times before. As have Fredric, Yasmine, and several other human children...except for Danny...he called you 'papa'."

"Oooh, right, right, uh I'm actually not anyone's parent."

"...then why do they call you that? It does not make sense."

"Well, as you know, humans can form connections with just about anyone and sometimes those connections resemble the ones we have with our family members. So when kids call me mom or sometimes dad even, it's because I remind them of that parent."

"Remind? But you look nothing like Mira's mom."

"Yeah, but I remind her of how she feels with her mom. Does that make sense?"

"Yes, that is understood. Thank you for explaining this to me *whistle chirp*"

"Yeah no problem. Wish I could whistle like that."

A few days later...

"Kim!"

"Oh, hey Max!"

"How did you and every other parent...become a thing?"

"I'm sorry what now???"

"Look, I know you guys have been pretty quiet about it but, come on. Having the kids call you mom or the equivalent of mom in public? Pretty obvious buddy."

"...is that what they've been calling me?"

"You didn't know? How did you not know?? See this is why you should have taken linguistics with me...wait does this mean your not dating every other parent?"

"Max, the fact that you think I have that much game is the most flattering thing anyone has ever thought of me."

[orphiclovers]

I too would read a 3000 chapter novel about this guy going through the horrors

[rottingjam]

kim and misc bcs drawings!!!

[carolineshairtie]

Kim, driving Kyra and Vic: So how was your day?

Kyra: We almost got surprise adopted!

Kim: What?

Vic: We almost got kidnapped.

Kim: Oh, okay.

Kim: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[assiraphales]

I love that society just collectively agreed to interact w the muppets like they’re real. the muppets do interviews and guest star on shows (the masked singer) and we’re all just like OH HO HO we’re in the presence of a REAL celebrity

[anticapitalistclown]

I find so funny how Jake and Daniel see Jinyoung (like I don't blame Daniel AT ALL, he's a victim of this crazed man)

but for Jake is: my sweet uncle who gave me candy when I was a kid

and for Daniel is: how can a trash like him be my maternal uncle

THE POINT OF VIEW DIFFERENCE IS SO CRAZY MAN JAHJSHSHHASJ

[kth1]

kisses for my babies

[anthyies]

happy incarnation kim dokja will die at the hands of the person he loves the most tuesday

[patokascribbles]

i took like 20 minutes to edit ibuprofen onto mystic messenger VN images. here they are.

[frobby]

one of my favorite kim dokja fails is when he was telling yoo sangah his backstory and he asks sangah if she knows his mom's book and shes like "yeah I've heard of it!" then at the end hes like "im joking, that didn't happen, that book doesnt exist and my relationship to my parents is normal :)" boy backtracked so hard he tried to get rid of easily verifiable facts

[raplinenthusiasts]

hug a day keeps Yoongi away

cr. namuspromised