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Every year here in Brisbane we have the Lifeline Bookfest. It's a 10 day second-hand book sale that raises money for Lifeline, which is a free 24/7 crisis support phoneline. The bookfest is huge and I only had a few minutes to rummage through the books so my haul is rather modest this time around. Still I managed to score a biography of St Francis of Assisi, yet another book on the Gospel of Judas (yes I am dragon like in my hoarding of books on Gnostic texts), a Ken Wilber Reader, and a copy of Selected Writings on the Purification of the Soul by Saeed Hawwa (in Arabic). A mere AU$24 for the lot. I'm not a big Ken Wilber fan but I may want to dip into it at some point, I don't read Arabic but I hope to learn one day, the Gospel of Judas book and the Francis of Assisi biography will be good though.
#book haul#Lifeline bookfest#Brisbane#St Francis of Assisi#Ken Wilbur#Gospel of Judas#purification of the soul#Christianity#gnostic christianity#Islam#Integral
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The simple fact is that we live in a world of conflict and opposites because we live in a world of boundaries. Since every boundary line is also a battle line, here is the human predicament; the firmer ones boundaries, the more entrenched are ones battles.
Ken Wilbur
No Boundary
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IM IN TEARS WILBUR IS SO KENOUGH
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Incorrect quotes (aka. my brain at 3am)
Me: (screaming, screeching, crying, sobbing, hair pulling, fangirling, etc.) Tadashi: (concerned) Are you okay? Jin: (confused) uh... Hiro: ... Kenji: (not amused) Okay, get up. What's wrong with her? Camilo: ... Wilbur: (trying to run away) Mina: (to everyone) I think you all should ask Siri. Kenji: Mina, no!
P.S: Inspired by this fanart.
Bonus: Me: (whispering) Why are they so handsome?
#abominable#abominablejin#disney#dreamworks#encanto#abominable2019#camilo madrigal#dreamworks abominable#tadashi hamada#big hero 6#hiro hamada#ultraman ken#ken sato#abominable x reader#ultraman rising#emi ultraman#kenji sato#ultraman#mina ultraman#wilbur robinson#meet the robinsons
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COMMISSIONS OPEN
i'm opening sketch commissions to pay my rent and pay for my laptop. if you wanna help/make me draw something (optionally) cursed you now have a chance!
dm me on discord @eron.psd OR on !this! account. my main is shadowbanned, so you can't message me there!
#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#team starkid#workin' boys#black friday musical#wilbur cross#professor hidgens#professor henry hidgens#henry hidgens#miah#man in a hurry#barry swift#mr ken davidson#sam sweetly#officer bailey#detective shapiro#commission#oc: spencer knight#oc: mac arthit
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WHO WORE IT BETTER
Left: Lovejoy's Wilbur Soot
Right: The Barbie Movie's Ryan Gosling
#lovejoy#wilbur soot#normal people things#ryan gosling#the barbie movie#cowboy ken#cowboy Wilbur soot#this is all in good fun both are fabulous and amazing
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GUYS WAIT
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it’s giving cowboy ken
#like#its so slay#cuz i mean like#ken is baby girl#and he’s babygirl#so therefore#we have perfection#wilbur soot
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Pork Knight This Little Piggy #1 (July 1986) by Silver Snail Comics
Written and drawn by Rob Walton, cover by Rob Walton and Anthony Van Bruggen, back cover by Rob Walton and Ken Steacy.
#Pork Knight This Little Piggy#Pork Knight#This Little Piggy#Silver Snail Comics#1986#Indie Comics#Etsy#Vintage Comics#Comic Books#Comics#Rob Walton#Anthony Van Bruggen#Ken Steacy#Mater Wilbur
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guys. we are missing out on the potential of an elementary school PTA au for qsmp. think real housewives kind of drama. quackity is the PTA president because he's old friends with a lot of the school board even though he doesn't show up to like half the meetings because he's busy. there's so much gossip about who the father of his kid is and he definitely gets judgemental side eye from the other parents about it. tilin is doing well at least? even if they do spend more time at roier and jaiden's house than their own sometimes.
bad is another other single parent but he doesn't get gossiped about because he always runs the bake sale fundraiser and does a great job at it so no one wants to upset him. bad and dapper are the type of parent child duo where bad keeps dapper up to date on ALL the drama going on with the other parents (to a child friendly degree) and dapper is going to grow up to be the worst gossip just like his dad.
no one knows what the fuck is going on with charlie and mariana's marriage. if you ask charlie they're in the middle of a divorce. if you ask mariana they're doing perfectly well they just got into a couple's spat this week and charlie is dramatic. what do you mean it happens every week? no no you misunderstood they're doing fine they're definitely not getting a divorce. literally the only thing they have going for them is how both of them went to bat for juanaflippa when she told them she was a girl it's the sole reason the other parents respect them. what's a more pressing issue is that juanaflippa keeps trying to start fights on the playground and instead of discouraging her charlie and mariana both cheer her on and give her lessons on how to punch people.
phil is one of the older parents and is already experienced since he has an adult child and wasn't planning on having another, but he's done the parent game before which is probably part of why chayanne is at the top of his class while also excelling in his karate classes, softball practice, cross country team, etc. missa is his trophy husband who's just happy to be there. literal "she's everything / he's just ken" moment.
yknow when there's that one mom in the PTA group who is very stereotypically attractive and everyone is convinced she was the mistress for her current husband and caused his last divorce? that's foolish. no one trusts him to be around their partners despite the fact that he didn't cheat!!! at the same time, the minute doors are closed everyone is trying to flirt with him and gets frustrated when he insists he's loyal to vegetta. at least leonarda seems happy.
jaiden and roier are like the picture perfect parents with bobby. he and chayanne constantly compete for the top spot in their class. both jaiden and roier work as lawyers and there was a rumor going around that they were representing charlie and mariana respectively for potential divorce number 3 but this didn't seem to cause any tension between them. roier takes over to lead the PTA meetings when quackity can't make it while jaiden sits in the corner awkwardly trying to keep charlie from getting into an argument with mariana again.
no one has seen spreen in ages. there's another rumored divorce going on between him and fit but instead of making it as public as charlie and mariana's problems fit just makes snide comments about his absent husband here and there.
tallulah transferred to the school in the middle of the year and phil invited wilbur to the PTA meetings so he could be involved in the school. quackity and wilbur are exes and while wilbur insists tilin isn't his kid no one quite believes him. he's a very young single parent though and clearly has no idea what he's doing so even if it's a bit strange that his kid is almost the same age as his little brother chayanne, the other parents are relieved that phil seems to be taking the reigns to help him out. also wilbur is a famous musician and he's gotten asked for autographs from some of the other parents of kids in tallulah's class.
dan and maxo only showed up to the first PTA meeting and never came back. trump transferred schools and no one has heard from them since.
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FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER I'M JUST KEN WHEN THINKING ABOUT BARBIE (feminism wins? /j)
That whole number in the film is actually one of Wilbur and John's fights. They look like that actually
I'm going to sleep because I'm losing it after thinking too long about crossnamara (wilbur especially) and what would they think of barbie
Why would that denim man* be obsessed with Barbie as a cinematographic event, with the cultural response it had and how it is such a clear example of late capitalism. They would LOVE to exploit it for an apotheosis, and would be even deadliest and more effective that the Black Friday one, even if it would be similar at its core.
Rip Wiggly (he's not dead), you would've loved Barbie (2023)
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Hi guys!!!! Soo this is my master list, it will be updated as I write more fanfics in the future, I currently write for ahs/evan peters characters, DC characters and possibly Donnie Darko in the near future! Make a request to be on my tag list!
A little more about me I suppose: gay and trans! Please only refer to me with he/him pronouns. I enjoy gory movies or movies with Evan Peter’s in them :3. You can refer to me as Kaden! I love writing, one of my favorite hobbies but it takes me a while to have any motivation so keep that in mind!
Most of my fics will be about men, and in a gender neutral fashion unless I’m requested specifically male reader or female reader! Keep reading for more!!
My CAI.
My JAI.
I will not write fics that include:
Any bodily fluids that aren’t spit, cum or blood (Strict limits).
Age gaps that include one party being under the age of 18 and another party being over the age of 18. (Aka any sort of pedophilia)
Fics that involve childbirth/pregnancy (may change in future).
Incest or stepcest. Platonic family relationships only.
Threesomes or any smut that includes more than 2 people (may change in future)
Smut for any female or AFAB character.
I hate writing angst.
Characters I currently feel comfortable writing for! ⬇️
Peter Maximoff, Tate Langdon, Richard Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Most DC villains, Carl Gallagher, Kai Anderson (May be ooc), Ponyboy Curtis, Two-Bit Mathews, Adam Banks, Kyle Spencer, Tweek Tweak, Wilbur Robinson, Lewis/Cornelius Robinson, Johnny Lawrence.
Characters I need more time with ⬇️
Kit Walker, James Patrick March, Jimmy Darling, Lip Gallagher, Ian Gallagher, Donnie Darko, Luke Cooper, Colin Zabel, Stan Bowes, Guy Germaine, Daniel LaRusso.
(you may suggest these characters! I may just need a little more time to write the fic!)
smut = 𝜗𝜚. fluff =✿. Being worked on = ꩜.
AHS
Tate Langdon NSFW Alphabet 𝜗𝜚
Your fear is my pleasure - Kai Anderson 𝜗𝜚
The only friend you’ll ever need - Tate Langdon 𝜗𝜚 (req)
Kai Anderson fic 𝜗𝜚/꩜
X-MEN
Peter Maximoff NSFW Alphabet 𝜗𝜚 (req kinda)
Stuffed like a Twinkie - Peter Maximoff 𝜗𝜚/✿ (req)
Mean Dom Peter Maximoff 𝜗𝜚
Peter Maximoff and Reader getting high ✿/꩜
DC
Dick Grayson/Nightwing Blabz ✿
Arkham Knight! Jason Todd Blabz ✿ (Fem! Robin reader!)
OTHERS
Ryan Gosling! Ken Blabz ✿
Rodrick Heffley Blabz ✿
Jack Hughes Blabz ✿/𝜗𝜚
Five Hargreeves Blabz ✿
Cobra Kai! Johnny Lawrence blabs ꩜
#x reader#x female reader#x male reader#peter maximoff#evan peters smut#evan peters#hockey#peter maximoff smut#x reader smut#meet the robinsons#nhl#cobra kai#dc comics
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Hatchetfield Pokémon AU - Partner List:
Main Characters:
TGWDLM:
Paul Matthews - Exploud
Emma Perkins - Porygon
BF:
Tom Houston - Donphan
Becky Barnes - Comfey
Lex Foster - Zigzagoon (Cressellia is also here)
Hannah Foster - Mew
NPMD:
Pete Spankoffski - Stoutland
Steph Lauter - Luxray
Grace Chasity - Hatterene
Max Jägerman - Passimian
LIB:
Wiggly (Wiggog Y’rath) / Wendell (Dark/Psychic)
Nibbly (Nibblenephim) / Nicky (Dark/Psychic)
Pokey (Pokotho) / Porter (Dark/Psychic)
Blinky (Bliklotep) / Blaine (Dark/Psychic)
Tinky (T’noy Karaxis) / Theo (Theodore) (Dark/Psychic)
Webby (Queen in White) / Wendy (Psychic/Dark)
Important Characters:
TGWDLM:
Ted Spankoffski - Volcarona
Bill Woodward - Leavanny
Alice Woodward - Skitty
Prof. Henry Hidgens - Liligant
Gen. John MacNamara - Genesect
BF:
Ethan Greene - Cyclizar
Linda Monroe - Vespiqueen
Tim Houston - Cubone
NPMD:
Richie Lipschitz - Gallade
Ruth Fleming - Sprigatito
Solomon Lauter - Honchkrow
Detective Shapiro - Pikachu
NT:
Henry (Fake Prof. Henry Hidgens) - Mimikyu
Lucy Stockworth - Gholdengo
Wooly-Foot - Galrian Darmanitan
Konk (Ted Spankoffski) - Darmanitan
Pryce Perkins (Paul Matthews 23) - Ditto
Emilia Matthews (Emma Perkins Android) - MissingNo
Time Bastard / Homeless Man (Ted Spankoffski) - Iron Moth and Slither Wing
Jane Houston (Perkins) - Revaroom
Miss Holloway - Hypno
Duke Keane - Snorlax
Gerald Monroe - Vivallon
Perky (Emma Perkins) - Aribolva
Ziggy - Shiftry
Jeri - Nidoqueen
Jerry - Nidoking
Lumber Axe (Lil’ Jerry) - Witchwood Haxorus
Shelia Young - Froslass
Rose - Toxtricity
Melissa - Meowstick (Female)
Puss - Espeon
Named Characters:
TGWDLM:
Greenpeace girl / Harmony Jones - Shaymin
Ken Davidson - Grumpig
Charlotte Sweetly - Oinkalogne
Sam Sweetly - Braviary
Nora - Minccino
Zoey Chambers - Alcreamie
Deb - Liepard
BF:
Frank Pricely - Sableye
Sherman Young - Salazzle
Gary Goldstein - Meowth
Uncle Wiley / Wilbur Cross - Tentacruel
Man in a Hurry / Barry Swift - Yanmega
Dude with Peanut - Pachirisu (Peanut)
Xander Lee - Empoleon
President - Unfezant (Male)
NPMD:
Mark Chasity - Flapple
Karen Chasity - Appletun
Off. Bailey - Skarmory
Kyle - Chesnaught
Brenda - Oricorio (Electric)
Jason - Bastiodon
Caitlyn - Altaria
Ms. Mulberry- Audino
Ms. Tessburger - Corsola
Rudolph - Sawsbuck
Brook - Finneon
Trevor Lipschitz - Magcargo
NT:
Allison - Lanturn
Madame Iris - Reuniclus
Craig - Tropius
Barker - Coalossal
Rupert - Gigalith
Jonathan Brisby - Tyrantrum
Sylvia - Floatzel
Andy / Executive Kilgore - Aggron
Jenny - Milotic
Dan Reynolds - Karrablast
Donna Daggit - Shelmet
Tony Greene - Klingklang
Jacqueline Frost - Glaceon
Pamala Foster - Komala
Roman Murray - Morpeko
River Monroe - Combee (Male) or Teddyursa
Trent Monroe - Venomoth
Seaton Monroe - Ninjask
Jordan Monroe - Shuckle
Malone - Octillery
Hailey - Skuntank
Zach Chambers - Gogoat
Liz - Beartic
Judith - Butterfree
Martha - Clawitzer
Mary - Bibarel
Mima Chambers - Drampa
Bob Metzger - Witchwood Aegislash
Carl Metzger - Witchwood Doublade
Larz Metzger - Witchwood Doublade
Louie Metzger - Witchwood Honedge
Mary - Medichan
Noah - Furret
Gabe - Sudowoodo
Marco - Copperajah
Kale - Chatot
Thrash - Noivern
Skud - Rillaboom
Courtney - Zebstrika
Russ - Scovillain
Beth - Centiskorch
Eddie Chiplucky - Krookodile
Stopwatch / Daniel - Phantump
Spitfire / Sophia - Blaziken
Charles - Type: Null
Bruno - Pangoro
Otho - Flamigo
Freddie Biggs - Corviknight
Mina - Pyroar (Female)
Chrissy - Alolan Persian
Aubrey - Purugly
Teddy Bear - Mabosstiff
Jerrie - Golurk
Different Actors:
Hot Chocolate Boy (Peter Spankoffski) (TGWDLM) - Polteageist
Pete Spankoffski (AC) - Aromatisse
Prof. Henry Hidgens (HQ) - Jigglypuff
Prof. Henry Hidgens (WB) - Spinda
Max Jägerman (TGWDLM) - Cinderace
Ethan Greene (YJ) - Goodra
(I’ve been working on this for a few weeks. I thought it would be fun to share. Hope you all enjoy it)
#the lords in black#hatchetfield#team starkid#starkid#paul matthews#emma perkins#becky barnes#tom houston#grace chasity#steph lauter#pete spankoffski#max jagerman#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time
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We Are Free
The ultimate metaphysical secret, if we dare to state it so simply, is that there are no boundaries in the universe. Boundaries are illusions, products not of reality, but of the way we map and edit reality.
And while it is fine to map out the territory, it is fatal to confuse the two.
This is true at every level - within conceived time and space, from our planet and our division of it into countries, religions and races, from intimate relationships all the way to our understanding of ourselves - there are simply no actual inherent boundaries.
All structures are imposed.
We are free.
~ Ken Wilbur
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On the Clock!
C!Wilbur x Gn! reader
<Previous Chapter Next Chapter>
Chapter 6
Can't catch a break.
It's Thursday. I know I joke about hating Wednesdays... but Thursdays are truly the worst. As much as I hate putting things away on shelves, I hate working alone more. Darren is actually supposed to be working on Thursdays with me but he's a teenage boy, aka unreliable. But it's not like I can go find him and drag his ass into work. I don't blame him for not wanting to work. If I had the option to stay at home all week I would. You're only seventeen once, and if my parents would have made me get a job in the summer that I was seventeen, I would have rioted. Back then I had a stronger resolve. However... I think living on my own has dulled my senses to nearly anything. It could be all the drinking and smoking too though.
This was day one of two in the week that I had to work without Wilbur. But Thursdays were especially worse for many reasons.
One: Daxton never shows up on Thursdays. If he does then he doesn't actually help in any way. He just sits in the storage closet and gets high while I do all of his work for him.
Two: It's not Friday. At least on Fridays, I have the motivation because I know that it's the last day of the week I have to work.
Three: For whatever reason, the store is always super busy on these days.
My phone was sitting behind the counter on the charger that we keep for me and Wilbur to use at the store. My charger at my apartment broke last night so I was stuck with a dead phone on the way to work this morning. It was a miracle that I woke up on my own without my phone alarm.
The store was bustling with people walking in and out, the door chime ringing loudly to seemingly mock my workload. I could see slushie juice from the machine dripping onto the floor from the corner of my eyes while I rang up a customer's final item. I could feel my eyes begin to twitch annoyingly from the stress that working alone brought. I made a mental note to clean up the slushie machine and the floor below it when I got the chance later.
"How many of those can I get for this?" A shaggy-looking man placed down a handful of change on the counter as he pointed toward a package of snuff.
I cringed before asking "How much change is sitting there?"
"Can you not count?" He asked rudely.
"Can you?" I asked before I began to count the change to which he swooped it away from me and cussed me out under his breath.
I let out a small sigh but quickly got over it as I helped the next person by answering their questions about which scratch-offs I thought would be the best to buy. When I was trained for this position by Wilbur, he always told me to tell them the most expensive ones were the best. It wasn't like the customer paying more necessarily made me more money, so I wasn't sure why it really mattered, But I told the man the most expensive ones were the best nonetheless.
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It was later in the day and I had finally gotten the chance to rest and check my phone. Apparently, it was still dead because I couldn't get it to turn on. I groaned loudly at the finally empty store before unplugging my phone and stuffing it in my coat pocket. I pulled out my chair and sat behind the counter with my chin slumped against the cool surface of the tabletop. I could hear the slushie machine whirling in the background. It had been a bitch to clean up earlier, my hands had gotten sticky and were annoying to clean off. My eyes floated across the store, eyeing the security cameras that weren't actually working and were only there for show. You'd think that it would be more dangerous working at a gas station in the middle of nowhere... but I guess that's why Manager Ken left us a gun right under the counter for our protection.
I turned in my chair looking at the swear jars. I opened up the lid to Darrel's jar and the one to mine and Wilbur's. I began to scoop out change from Wilbur's and began to place it in the stupid kids, doing the same with my own. I tried to make sure I put an even amount of mine and Wilbur's into David's jar but I knew it wasn't going to be perfect simply because I was too lazy to count up the change.
You couldn't blame me. It wasn't like I did this to every teenager that has ever worked with Wilbur and me... Just the ones that were assholes. Besides, the kid didn't work enough days to actually earn a swear jar. I'm surprised Manager Ken actually lets him participate. Maybe he thought it would have given him a chance to win... it doesn't really matter. It's just more quarters for the winner to collect at the end of the month.
Speaking of money, I needed to check and see how much I had but my phone was still dead as a doornail so I couldn't check my bank account.
Work was boring without Wilbur or his tall tales of a life his fictional self is living, a life with swords and armor, betrayal and explosions... many, many explosions. Or so I've been told. He hasn't mentioned more than a few since he began telling me about his book. I was excited to see where this story was going, and I wondered if the Tommy that Wilbur writes to is just like the one in his book. Someday I'd like to meet Tommy. Wilbur doesn't like to talk about him, or anyone from his past really, but he seems to care greatly for him.
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I opened up a new charger and threw the trash on my apartment bed before diving for the wall port to plug my phone in. As I heard my phone chime to let me know it was charging, I sank into my bed. It was late and my eyes were slowly struggling to stay open. One moment I was awake and the next I wasn't.
I woke to the sound of my alarm the next morning and rolled over to look at my phone. I scrolled through all of the notifications before I noticed an email from 7 a.m. yesterday morning. It was from the coffee shop I applied for a job at. Anxiously, I clicked on the notification before inputting my password and stopping to read what had been sent.
Dear Y/n L/n,
We would like to ask you to return for a second interview at some point this month. It is mostly to discuss your available work schedule. If you agree to attend, you will most likely be getting the job; however, the sooner you apply to this email the more likely you are to fill in the position before someone else does.
Sincerely,
Star's Coffee and Bakery.
Please respond in the next 24 hours to confirm your second interview.
It had been well over 24 hours. I quickly typed up a polite response asking if a second interview was still available and hit send before rolling out of bed and heading toward my shower.
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It was another long and boring day. This time though, I had Dexter to help out. I ended up leaving work earlier than normal today and leaving him to clean up and close for the night. I checked my email and I still didn't have a response. I sighed before pulling out my new box of cigarettes and opening it up. Maybe I wouldn't be so broke if I just quit smoking. I tapped around on my phone as I stood outside my apartment smoking my cigarette and reveling in the feeling it gave me for just a moment. I hated how short-lived the feeling was, which only egged me on further to smoke more. I was stuck chasing the feeling of some short-lived high, and I knew that I would be for the rest of my life. My thumbs padded through my phone before coming across a name in my contacts: Wilbur.
Y/n:
Hey.
I typed it out quickly before hitting send. I closed my phone and put it in my pocket expecting to wait a while for a response considering that it was late at night on a Friday.
My phone, however, dinged quickly in response.
Wilbur:
Hey.
What's up?
Y/n:
Nothing much really. I'm just super bored.
Wilbur:
Glad to know that you find me entertaining.
Y/n:
🙄incredibly entertaining
I stared at my phone in silence as I watched Wilbur's typing bubbles appear before slowly disappearing. I watched for a moment more, debating on whether I should say something else before Wilbur began to type again.
Wilbur:
Any weekend plans?
Y/n:
Dying inside.
You?
Wilbur:
Working like always.
Y/n:
Do you think we'll be working at that gas station forever?
Wilbur:
Me? Yes. You? No.
Y/n:
Why me no and you yes?
Wilbur:
Because you actually have goals and desires.
Y/n:
Surely you have goals and desires too 😂
I mean you are writing a book.
That seems like a goal
Wilbur started to type again but the bubbles went away. This time they didn't come back. I couldn't help but feel like I had said something wrong. I stared back at those messages for hours wishing that I had said something else to better the conversation.
Before going to bed I inevitably decided I should tell him goodnight because maybe he had read the message and got busy and forgotten to respond.
Y/n:
Goodnight.
I turned my phone over on its face for the night and snuggled up into my blankets before quickly falling asleep.
#dsmp#x reader#mcyt x you#wilbur soot#dream smp#wilbur x reader#c!wilbur x reader#c!wilbur#wilbur mcyt#dsmp wilbur
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alright. It’s self-inset week on this illustrious hellsite, and I’m unlearning shame, so here’s a self-insert for the pseudo-MCYT universe I have meticulously constructed in my brain that had only a passing resemblance to the actual canon:
Her Deal is that she’s an Enderian who, for various reasons, got picked up by Emduo during a midlife crisis arc after the end of the (general) events of SMP earth. She was caught in the rain, pretty badly burned, and had no local support system. Their intentions at first were to find her a place to stay while traveling, since mortals have a rough time around gods for long periods of time. However, (because I tend not to give my self inserts a lot of powers, but when I do, they’re powers I think I'd actually have) they find that, while she isn’t the most physically gifted, she has an unparalleled ability to just…. Mentally Handle Bullcrap Beyond Mortal Ken. She isn’t the kind of person to be phased by either a walrus Or a fairy at her doorstep, that kind of thing. They have few rough patches with her being too stubborn to get along well with Techno but it evens out eventually, and she’s good with Brian (the crow) so they kinda just… let her stick around as they travel.
She’s a hardcore, so her aging quits after a few years of ‘just traveling, trying to find you a home, we swear.’ She ends up a Blood God adherent later on, (I have Headcanons about the blood god that are too complicated to explain here, the gist of it is that most gods have ‘chats’ in one way or another but the BG is basically the only one to have a Chat that just Sucks That Much for their adherents. Mari’s chat is pretty dang small, and they are restrained to her pov. Techno’s the only BG adherent with an omniscient chat.) and over time, their relationship goes from ‘kinda uncles’ to ‘those are my weird parents, thanks.’ Sometimes a family can be two demigods, the Lady of death, and a funky little teleporter with severe sensory impairment. (Sucky vision, hypersensitive hearing)
She’s absent from the events of the DSMP for any number of reasons, (depends on my mood tbh. She’s fun in the DSMP, but she’s also nearly as fun when slapped randomly in another media property entirely and attempting desperately to get home, I’m a sucker for dimension hopping AUs) but pops back in at least once, enough to meet Tommy and be aware of Wilbur’s loss. Her dynamic with Will was rough, and her dynamic with Tommy distant, but she saw the potential in the bedrock bros dynamic, even when said bros are on the outs.
Post-DSMP (good ending, the people we love live and are friends) she spends the vast majority of her time doing physical labor around the family house, learning how to build with Phil, and helping Beeduo with Michael. She’s nowhere near Emduo in combat skill, but she was taught by them for a long time, which means she’s still good enough to draw even with Tommy, ten months into his training regularly with Techno. She still can’t manage to beat Tubbo in a fair fight, no teleportation. (he’s small and jacked and fast ok, she’s no good at countering that)
honestly I just like the idea that Emduo at some point in their however many hundreds of years picked up a slightly-too-neurospicy-for-their-own-good-child and couldn’t find a way to get rid of them fast enough to keep from getting attached, and I personally enjoy having enough platonic relationships with the characters I care about in that fandom to excuse any random plot point I feel like writing about XD it’s a convenient overlap that has created a pretty fun character :)
#molten rambles#oc artwork#self insert#self insert week 2024#wheeeeeeelp that’s all folks I’m gonna go overthink this for the next 1000 years thanks#I Do Not Share my self insert stuff#Like EVER#I don’t draw it I don’t write it it remains INSIDE THOUGHTS#But it’s unlearning shame and guilt 2024 so here we are#Her name is Koine Greek for ‘eye’ btw#‘Mah-ti’
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