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fantasymouse · 6 years ago

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Our Ordinary Life - 7

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Tags: ot7 x reader | monster!au | fluff | mature themes

Summary: When a hapless human named y/n is inducted as a “volunteer” into the government exchange program, her world is turned upside down.

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The sound of gunshots alerted citizens of a robbery. News helicopters flew around the building in hopes of being the first to report on the escalating hostage situation. Cops rushed to create a safe perimeter for the citizens. A young woman who was new to the force stepped up to the whiteboard and started briefing every officer in the main tent. “We can’t see inside the store because the blinds are closed. But according to fleeing customers, the criminal group consists of six orcs. They’re all armed. They’re holed up in there, holding four employees and customers hostage.” The police chief stepped forward with a stern expression. “What are their demands?” The young policewoman turned towards the shop “well…” The chief was lead to the store, enabling him to hear the leader yelling into a megaphone.

“We, are the Orc Pioneer Federation, we demand that mainstream adult media be changed to orc x female knight plots. Not only that! But we demand variations such as orc x elf, orc x sister, and more!” The police chief stood speechless before he turned to the younger officer. “Wh-What is he saying?” The young officer looked at her notes adding “they also demanded we break new ground with orc x witch, orc x female teacher, orc x office lady, and others. Their demands are idiotic, but, Chief, the problem is that they’re a non-human species. Non-human species’ rights, including those of orcs, are protected by the Interspecies Exchange Bill. There’s nothing the police can do” she dejectedly informed him. The chief slammed his hands on the table “we can’t even arrest the criminals?” he shouted with frustration. The minister shrugged and sheepishly reminded him “well, the bill is still new, and it’s full of holes” everyone was already talking as if it was a hopeless situation. The chief tightened his jaw and clenched his fists in fury “this is your problem too, Minister! I don’t have time for that law now!” The minister pushed up his glasses. “You’re free to break it, but you won’t just be fired. You’ll be arrested” the chief looked to the ground in disbelief. They were truly powerless.

A new voice suddenly appeared, making everyone’s head turn to the intruder. “Don’t worry. That’s why we’re here” he stated smoothly. He sipped some of his coffee and grimaced “this coffee is awful” he commented. The chief roared “IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR COFFEE?!” The minister looked over the rim of his glasses and addressed him. “Mr. Kim, your Interspecies Exchange Security Squad can resolve this situation, you say?” The chief glared at the minister and exclaimed “you’re going to let them handle it?! How will you approach them? The orcs have a keen sense of smell” Namjoon smirked when he heard the faint sound of gunshots coming from the shop. A young girl screamed and tore down the blinders inside the shop while desperately calling for help. The orcs rushed towards the girl and surrounded her… Just as planned, they were all by the window. The blinds were out of the way too. A single bullet shot through the air. The orcs gasped in shock when it nearly hit them. Which was quickly followed by three others that expertly hit the orcs guns and disarmed them. The orcs looked around bewildered while sniffing the air violently. Namjoon knew they had a one-kilometer range sense of smell. Which is why he placed his best non-human sniper two kilometers away, just to be sure that they wouldn’t be noticed. A loud crash sounded from within the shop, a cloud of dust flooded the windows. The officers on standby tensed as no one knew what happened. More gunshots fired rapidly and it didn’t last long before everything went silent and before long, the hostages were running freely out of the shop.

Namjoon walked through the wall of human officers and entered the shop nonchalantly. “A special squad formed exclusively to handle crimes committed by untouchable non-human species. They are MNL!” Namjoon raised his gun at the leader and sternly said “now, come quietly. Or would you rather be turned into pork chops?” The orc leader clenched his fists and started laughing ominously. “Fine. I surrender” taken back Namjoon raised his eyebrow. Of course, he knew that his squad was effective. He picked every member himself, with the utmost care and consideration. But he didn’t expect it to be that easy. The orc clasped his hands together and mockingly exclaimed “you’re all so strong. You beat us completely. But, but, but, but… Now that I’ve surrendered, you can’t use violence against me anymore. I suppose our punishment will be deportation?” The orc moved closer to Namjoon with a shit eating grin. He had him pinned.

Namjoon sighed and pulled the trigger. Five shots straight to the chest. The orc squealed like a pig “what are you doing?!” Namjoon chuckled and looked at his gun. “Oh? They’re just rubber bullets, but you’re pretty tough” the orc looked on with wide eyes at Namjoon as he cried “harming a non-human species violates the Interspecies Exchange…” He screamed when Namjoon handed over the gun to one of his members from the squad. “Non-human on non-human violence doesn’t violate the law but show some restraint” Namjoon crossed his arms and signaled to aim at the orc. His eyes turned cold and threatened “little piggies who add to my workload when I’m making nothing as is, need to be punished."

Jungkook and the others sat glued to the screen while they watched the news about some non-humans taking several humans hostage in a local shop.

“Because the criminal group involved in the standoff is non-human, there is some confusion. This incident may result in a revision of the Interspecies Exchange Bill. What do you think, Okayada?

Well, I’ve been called here as a specialist, but I’m not sure what to say. The orcs responsible for this incident look like pigs at first glance, but they’re actually more like boars than pigs.”

“How awful” Jungkook commented as he looked at the orcs being dragged away by officers. “Insolent brutes. Don’t they realize they represent all non-humans?!” Hoseok spoke with a disgusted tone.

Namjoon along with the rest of his squad exited the shop and waved to the onlookers.

“Huh? Namjoon?” Jimin questioned and turned his head to see Namjoon sitting on the armchair smiling contently while you poured him some more coffee. “Ah, your coffee is so good, Princess. Do you use a special blend of beans?” You awkwardly replied that it was just instant coffee. Jimin and Taehyung confusedly turned their eyes back to the Namjoon on screen. “Oh, that’s right… You don’t mind that I invited myself over for dinner, right?” You sighed and patted him on the shoulder, answering “sure…”

By midnight, in a dark and cobweb filled house, Smith hung in a cocoon of white webs. “Hello? Are you all right? Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Hello?” the only sound in the house was that of the lady who had answered Smith’s emergency call. Namjoon was called to action with his MNL Squad and stood ready to bash in the door. He walked closer to the door, not noticing that he broke a small thread of webbing. Namjoon signed:

One… Two… Three…

On three the door was bashed in and they all entered the house, guns blazing. “Freeze! I have a message for all non-humans here! You’re suspected of violating the Interspecies Exchange Bill! Surrender and come quietly!” The first woman inside yelled at the top of her lungs. The rest of the team followed in. “Hey, this place is full of spiderwebs. It’s creepy” just as one of the men whispered this his foot got caught on something, making him crash to the floor. Dust flew everywhere like a cloud of smoke. Namjoon's sniper shot a bullet, which instantly caused concern, his phone immediately buzzed shortly after. “What should I do?! He dodged my shot!” His sniper exclaimed through the phone, his voice quivering with disbelief

Namjoon returned to your house and knocked rapidly on the wooden door. Jungkook answered with a yawn and invited him inside. After explaining what he was doing here at this hour, Namjoon handed Hoseok, Jungkook, and Seokjin a piece of paper they had found on the crime scene. “That’s the note left by the guy who ran. This address was written on it. That self-proclaimed director must have looked it up. We went because we received an SOS, but the exchange student… went outside without authorization” Namjoon placed his coffee mug and glared earnestly at the empty mug. “You mean you let him escape!” Jungkook commented, Namjoon cleared his throat and adjusted his tie. “We still don’t have a clear grasp of the situation. Smith wasn’t registered as a host family. So why was a non-human living with him? And where’s Princess?” Jimin and Taehyung entered the living room, heaving in different items.

After placing them, they left again. Hoseok answered “at a supermarket closing sale. She should be home soon” Jungkook noticed Jimin and Taehyung walking in again and curiously asked, “what’s that you keep carrying in here?” By now they had gathered a mountain of foods and beverages, among other household items on the table. Jimin placed the cabbages he was holding and answered: “Oh, there’s a bunch of food lying in front of the house, so we're bringing it inside." They all rushed out to check it out and found multiple bags of groceries thrown haphazardly on the ground in front of their doorstep.

“P-Princess?!” Jungkook exclaimed the second he realized that the only sign of you was your right shoe.

You slowly forced your eyes open, you felt light headed. You were hanging upside down. Bound by thick, white strings. Your right foot felt cold, you realized that you were missing a shoe. “Huh? I came back from the supermarket, and… Where am I?” The room was large and empty, it looked like some kind of storage facility. A sultry, deep voice snapped your attention to a large silhouette hidden in the shadows. “You’re finally awake? I can’t believe you passed out when I caught you. Humans are so fragile. I can’t stand it.” He stepped out of the shadows and his massive body was illuminated by the moonlight. The first thing to grab your attention was the giant, dark brown, eight legs, crawling independently forward. He had the body of a giant spider, except, his upper body morphed together with a human body. A man with skin as pale as sugar and gleaming red eyes. From what you could make out in the soft lighting, his short hair was parted to the side and colored different shades of black and brown. It was wild and scraggy. He smirked while letting you examine him.

“Nice to meet you. I am Yoongi Min. Is this your first time seeing an Arachne? Scared?” Yoongi chuckled while looking condescendingly at you. Slightly confused at what was happening, you just awkwardly smiled and replied “uh… Good evening. Yeah, you’re my first. Um, my blood’s rushing to my head. Could you let me down?” Yoongi frowned and lifted his hand. He flicked his clawed thumb in the air and cut a string you couldn’t see. Causing you to fall to the ground with a loud thud. “You’re acting awfully composed. Shall we see how long you can keep up the brave act?” The only thing covering him was a black vest with gold patterns. You had never seen anything like it and assumed the fabric was from his home country, more importantly, the only thing covering his modesty was a loincloth, with the same golden swirly design.

A breeze blew through, and since he towered over you, that gave you more than a peek. Heat traveled up your neck, stopping when it reached your ears. Flustered your mind was thrown into a panic and immediately you started crawling away while squealing loudly. Your body was still tied in that unknown robe, making you wriggle away like an overgrown worm. “Pathetic. You’re screaming already? She destroyed the harpy’s video out of some sense of justice, but she’s just like the other humans. I wanted to reveal what a hypocrite she is before I was caught. What a letdown” Yoongi mumbled to himself. An image of that family flashed through his mind, making him scowl. The door suddenly opened behind him. With reflexes and strength that could only be described as inhuman, Yoongi grabbed you and jumped to the ceiling of the warehouse with ease. A scrawny looking security guard entered, scanning the darkened room with his flashlight. “I-Is anyone here? We received a call…” You squirmed against Yoongi’s grip as he hugged you tightly to his chest, ensuring that you wouldn’t fall. He glared harshly at the guard when he yelped “ew! Spiderwebs! Gross!” You were squirming wildly to get out of his arms. Not because you felt threatened or scared.

Yoongi placed his pedipalps on your hips to hold you in place and pressed you tighter against him. His deep voice boarded on a growl as he whispered “don’t make a sound. If you call for help…” Yoongi suddenly started blushing, you were inadvertently grinding against his dick. Yoongi had been so focused on the guard and keeping you quiet, he didn’t take notice of the position he was holding you in. His muscles tightened “hey… what’s this? You’re wet right here” he slyly stated. You couldn’t help but flinch and start to wriggle harder to escape, especially now that he too had noticed your unfortunate predicament. His dick had been poking at your lower stomach ever since his two front legs had placed themselves around you. Your face was overheating while you nervously began sputtering nonsense excuses “it’s just a physiological reaction!” Yoongi spun thick strands of web from small slits in his wrists and placed it over your mouth. “Keep quiet” you had a bad habit of talking a lot when you were flustered. And despite basically being gagged, your muffled moans still echoed throughout the building. The guard jumped when he heard it and whimpered “what was that?” He shined his light above him, Yoongi once again moved with silent elegance to a new, slightly darker corner.

The security guard finally started walking out, his steps resonated loudly against the empty walls. “That was close” Yoongi stated, keeping his red eyes on the guard. Yoongi’s attention returned to you, who was still whining beneath him. He couldn’t stop the amused smile that appeared on his face. Without a word he let go of you and watched you fall down, you yelped in surprise and bit down on the large threads in your mouths. Your feet and chest were bound by the same robe-like webs. “You actually kept your grip. Good girl.” Yoongi praised with a hushed murmur. The security guard lost his nerve and started sprinting to the exit “this is too creepy!” he cried, slamming the door closed behind him.

Yoongi crawled closer to you, he placed his sharp claws on your shoulders. “Listen to me. You’re held in place only by the threads on your mouth and legs. I wonder what would happen if you fell from this height?” he pondered out loud. You were currently hanging several meters up in the air, not that you were brave enough to check the actual distance. You took deep breaths through your nose to calm down, and mumbled “wh-why are you doing this?” Your words were hard to make out, but it did not matter. Yoongi smirked and crawled on top of you, he ran his fingers up and down your waist. Creating goosebumps across your skin. “You’re such a naughty girl. So I’m punishing you” Yoongi whispered in your ear. His hands moved around your body and gently grabbed your breasts. He was mindful of his claws as he played with them. You whined at the pleasant feeling. “How’s this? Does it feel good?” Yoongi chuckled when you finally let out a strangled moan through clenched teeth. “Oh, my. You’re quite the trooper, aren’t you? Trying so hard to endure… It’s so cute.” He whispered into your ear, his hot breath tickled the nape of your neck.

“Okay, then can you endure this?” Yoongi started nibbling on your ear, his fangs grazing the skin ever so often. His hand left your right breast and traveled down your body. You couldn’t take much more of this. Your breathing was ragged and you were biting down on the threads in your mouth with everything you had, in order to avoid screaming out in pure bliss. A sharp snap sounded and you suddenly started falling out of Yoongi’s arms, the ground quickly coming closer at an alarming speed. The webs around your feet caught you, just above the floor. You breathed rapidly, unable to stop your body from shivering. You could not decipher what the cause was, the unimaginable fear of nearly falling to your death, or the way Yoongi had so skillfully moved his fingers. Speaking of, the large Arachne smoothly lowered himself to the ground. Revealing the golden dots that patterned his opisthosoma. “Amazing. You bit through my threads. I wonder what else that mouth of yours can do.” Yoongi asked playfully. He cut you from his webs with his clawed index finger, leaving you to hug the ground and whisper: “I-I thought I was going to die, in more ways than one…” Yoongi held his head in his palm, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t wipe the grin off his face. While he studied your gasping form, he wondered if he had maybe gone too far.

When you finally calmed down enough, you sat up and looked over your shoulder. “Uh, Yoongi… Why are you running? You should be with your host family, not me” the joyful expression on his face promptly disappeared. Making you wonder if it was even there to begin with. “I didn’t get along with my host family” you tilted your head, waiting for him to elaborate. He sighed when noticing your curious look and continued talking “they were probably expecting someone softer. Their sour expressions were absolute masterpieces. So then, this shady man asked to host me instead. Well, they probably wanted me out of the way” Yoongi talked with a tone of indifference, but his eyes held a bitterness that he couldn’t hide. His previous owners had sold him off, why had no one cared for him? Did he not have a coordinator that was supposed to handle situations like this? “That’s terrible,” you responded sincerely. Yoongi moved faster than your eyes could follow and within seconds, he had you pinned beneath his massive body. His long legs encasing your smaller frame with ease.

“Just so you know, I’m not looking for sympathy. I’m just sick of humans. They may say nice things, but they only accept those who are like them. I’m sick of ordinary humans” Yoongi growled at you. The moonlight framed his figure beautifully, illuminating his soft skin and dangerous eyes. “You’re just like them. Your body is only responding to the part of me that looks human. But this part of me is only loathsome to you” Yoongi stated while gesturing to his lower half. You carefully moved out from beneath him and honestly told him “well, actually… Your legs are, well… I mean… I think they’re alluring” Yoongi lost his composure, looking beyond baffled and your heart skipped a beat when you thought you caught a faint blush on his otherwise faded cheeks. He leaned down to your eye level with a smirk “you pervert. You must be seriously perverted, to be turned on by spider legs. Gross. What? Are you that pent-up? Are you a virgin?” Yoongi mocked, he lifted up his loincloth, not enough to show anything but enough to tease you. “I-I-I’m not a virgin!” you blatantly lied. A sudden light was turned outside the building, blinding you both. Yoongi pushed you to the side and hid on the other side of the large window. “Wh-What’s going on?” You asked completely oblivious. Multiple squads of officers stood outside, ready to move in when given the order.

Yoongi glared at you, suspecting that you had called for help at some point. Everything had been an act to slow him down. “They have us surrounded” you whispered, scared shitless. The sound of a megaphone echoed through the walls. “This… Interspecies Exchange… coordi… joon. I… message for you. You assaulted a self-proclaimed movie director. This act was in violation of the law. Surrender now! Otherwise, we’ll have to use force.” Namjoon’s voice was muffled by a constant static, but it was enough for you to catch the gist of it. Yoongi Peeked out to look for any possible escape routes. He would have to use you as a hostage. He looked back at you, nearly causing his eyes to pop out. Your entire body was rigid and you were sweating profusely from nerves while you mumbled to yourself in self-induced terror “yeah, I did hit the guy, but that was… N-No. Regardless of the reason, violence is violence” you fell to your knees, too caught up in your own rambling to even hear Yoongi calling out for you. He suddenly grabbed your chin and forced you to look up at him. He used a little too much force, resulting in your neck getting whiplash. “Hey! Listen to me! You don’t think they’re talking about me?” he asked apprehensively. You rubbed your neck and tilted your head. “Huh? Why would I?” Yoongi stared at you in complete disbelief. Not trusting what he was hearing.

You stood up and clenched your hands. After taking a deep breath to steel yourself, you announced “I’ll turn myself in. You should run, Yoongi. Good luck” You stared at each other in silence until Yoongi burst out laughing, the boisterous sound reverberating loudly. His shoulders jumped uncontrollably with every breath he took. “Good luck? What a charmer!” Your face heated up immediately, you stomped your foot and yelled: “why are you laughing?” Yoongi’s laughter finally calmed down, he was smiling ear to ear, showing a startlingly adorable smile, gums and all. He brushed some hair from your face and boldly caressed your cheek. “I think I’ve grown quite fond of you” Yoongi admitted happily.

It was surprisingly easy to diffuse the situation. Everyone packed their stuff and headed back, after having explained everything to Namjoon. “I’m truly sorry. I chose the wrong homestay for you, and didn’t care for you appropriately afterward.” Yoongi rolled his eyes “I’m not looking for an apology from you. I think you’re a bit lacking in sincerity. This happened because of your mistake, right?” Namjoon frowned and repeated the word “sincerity?” With confusion. Yoongi turned to you and smiled shrewdly. “That’s right. I have nowhere to go now, you know? I could only live in a home that’s been remodeled to a large size, one that hosts several other non-human guys. And… It wouldn’t be much of a life unless my host bore no Arachne hostility” While talking, Yoongi moved closer to you, he leaned his arm on top of your head and started toying with your hair while he mindlessly coddled you. Namjoon quickly caught on, copied Yoongi’s smirk and impishly replied “I see. Those conditions certainly limit the options, but there is one place that would meet your needs...”

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