#Kalush: wins
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If we were in a movie, the fact that Ternopil, the hometown of TVORCHI, was bombed by russia minutes before the band's performance in the Eurovision finale would be deemed bad writing. It's over the top, it's trying too hard with the drama, and why make the villian into a cartoonish character? But the reality is such that russia is the cartoon villian. No tragic backstories, no understandable motivations. Just the desire to erase Ukrainians as culture and people. I know that for a lot of those living in other countries, the war seems like something distant, a scary story they want nothing to do with (hello, Switzerland with your 'I don't wanna a soldier', it's not like we haven't noticed, neutrality and all). But here's another reminder that for Ukrainians, fighting russia is fighting for our right to simply live.
#Ukraine#eurovision 2023#it reminded me of the last year's Eurovision#Kalush: wins#the air raid siren literally 5 minutes later: starts#me living close to Kalush the town: nervous sweating
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People still complain about kalush orchestra winning esc 2022, but can anyone name a single song from that years finals that went harder than stefania?
#nearly all the best songs didnât qualify from the semi final#stefania is literally just the best song there so even without the wars influence it still deserved to win#eurovision#esc 2022#esc ukraine#kalush orchestra
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why have 3/4 of the last 4 eurovision winners taken the âyou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villainâ route
#duncan kinda fucked over his reputation with mia and dions less than stellar result after he put everything on the line for them to go#also lbr they couldnât sing the song soâŠ.#mĂ„neskin because very anericanised and lost the spark that made ppl love them at eurovision#and uh#well#loreen⊠well she was pretty beloved in the fandom before esc 2023#kalush stay winning tho#esc#eurovision
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#it might be controversial but i love this song to bits and im still sad it couldnt be performed in turin#for me this beats kalush by a thousand miles#this would win any year#Spotify#eurovision#eurovision 2022
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Eurovision 2023: the show of unfairness and the triumph of peopleâs hearts
My god, this year left me exhausted.
Itâs 1:30 am, the Eurovision Grand Final just ended and I am starting to write this post now, because I need some time to calm myself before going to bed. And maybe putting down some thoughts about this year will help me find some peace - at least for a couple hours.
This year has not been what was supposed to be, starting from the show and ending with the winner.
But letâs start from the beginning.
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Ukraine: robbed of their own show
We all know Ukraine couldnât host Eurovision in their country because of the war, so they asked the UK to do that.
And the UK tried to be a good host. They reminded us of the reason why Ukraine couldnât do it, they tried to call Ukrainian artists and make the show about them... only to systematically forget it two minutes later and start acting as if they won and this was their show.
I hope now you understand why last year I said to not give them power over anything. The UK has a tiny little problem called âmassive egoâ and if you give them a little crumb, they will immediately scarf the whole cake down.
This year shouldâve been 70% Ukraine themed and 30% UK themed. What we had instead was the other way around: the UK gave us a tiny little interval show in the semifinals about Ukraine, then a massive show all about the UK.
The Gran Final has been the icing on this disgusting cake. It started with a bang, featuring all of our favourite Ukrainian artists in the span of five minutes: Tina Karol (I had no idea she was Ukrainian, what a nice surprise!), goddess Verka, my beloved Go_A with The Only Queen That Matters, aka Kateryna Pavlenko. And, of course, our favourite winners: the Kalush Orchestra. Man Carpet is still an icon and I still wonder what the singer sees behind that pink hat, but I donât care. Itâs perfect, itâs great, I want this but 200x more. I want them to steal the show, I want them in all interval acts. But no worries, Iâm sure they will definitely appear more during the final. I mean, thereâs no way the UK called them just to appear for 20 seconds, right? Right?
Oh sorry, my bad. I forgot this isnât Ukraineâs show, this is UKâs show. We should definitely have Sam Ryder in the interval act and we should definitely make it all about English songs. I mean, itâs not like there are four of the most beloved Ukrainian artists in Liverpool. Letâs make it all a huge masturbation session of the UK instead.
I apologize if my metaphor offended someone, but this is what I felt while watching the UK celebrating itself. Like... canât you do this in a private room? Do I really have to watch it? This is just one step below Portugalâs show, which showed a massive ego as well and tortured me for three nights straight, by repeating how cool they were and how nice they were and how I wouldâve done a great choice visiting them.
But even if that was torture, at least Portugal was the winner of the previous year, not a host masturbating over the fact they are allowed to host a show they didnât win.
The only choice I fully approve of in this show is the postcards idea: that was very elegant and respectful and I want to thank the person who thought about it. The cards show Ukraineâs beautiful places, UKâs beautiful places and every countryâs beautiful places. Itâs all beautiful and itâs a great way to both honor Ukraine and emphasize UKâs hosting role, since it looks almost like the UK acts as a âconnectionâ between Ukraine and every other country.
Unfortunately for us, this is the last proof of elegance we will see for the rest of the show.
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Danemark and Poland: robbed even before starting
Do you remember Danemarkâs and Polandâs entries? I know, me neither. Bland, forgetful, two huge balls of nothing.
Well, I have a good news and a bad one. The good one is that Danish and Polish people are not insane and their musical tastes are actually way better than this. The bad news is that the two entries we got (Bejba and Tiktokkid) were not supposed to win their countryâs competition, because the publicâs favourites were different. But, like, VERY different.
Same thing happened last year for Spain, but at least Chanel was able to put on a great show - even if her song was boring. Danemark and Poland didnât have that either: one gave us a meme, the other gave us nothing. Disappointing.
So letâs clean Danemarkâs and Polandâs names, by listening to the artists they were actually supposed to bring. Letâs start with Danemark and please, tell me if the tiktok kid is better than this (if you dare):
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And before you think: âoh my gosh, this couldâve been a great entry for Danemark!â, please listen to what Poland was supposed to bring:
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I love this song. I love this cute nice boy. I love the classical vibes. And when I played this song for my father, my 70-year-old father told me, with no hesitation: âOh, this is way better than the other one!â.
So if a 70-year-old can recognize how good this song is, then thereâs no generational gap and itâs not true that people are accustomed to the same boring stuff. If a song is good, is good. If a song is bland, is bland.
By now you probably already heard from Polish people about how the voting system of their competition was rigged and how Blanka won thanks to the power of nepotism. So our duty as Europeans (and as people with some fucking taste) is to stream Gladiator, listen to all of his songs and shower this boy with love because he needs to know the world loves him.
And for you all, Polish people: thank you for making us know about your true winner. He really looks like one and we love him too.
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Germany: robbed while trying
I really cannot understand why people keep hating Germany this much. Is it still because of WW2? What did they do, to deserve the bottom of the chart? I know itâs funny, I know itâs for the memes ah ah ah, but also... come on. Come. On. Are you really telling me that Poland was better than Germany? Are you really telling me that the UK was better than Germany?
I can assure you that if Sweden brought this exact same song, the jury wouldâve given this song 300 points. But hey, ThE jUrY iS iMpArTiAl, right?
German people: I donât know why the world hates you. I think you wouldâve gotten more votes, if only the system wasnât so stupidly rigged and forced everyone to choose one winner only, hoping to defeat the juryâs sheer power. Personally, I enjoyed your song and I enjoyed Lord of the Lost and I will definitely listen to more of their songs to add to my playlist.
However, I also understand your frustration. So you know what? Just go nuts. Choose whoever the fuck you want to represent your country, attend Eurovision whenever you want and do whatever you want, give us insane shit and amazing stuff. You will be treated the same either way, so why give a fuck? Have fun showing your insane side, I will support you 100%.
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Italy and Israel: what did they ever do to deserve these places?
As an Italian, I am honored people gave so many votes to Italy. Seriously, thank you all, nice to know people appreciate our singers.
But also: why so many votes? Why? I know Mengoni is a good singer, he has a great voice and if this was a real singing competition he wouldâve probably deserved to win.
But since Eurovision is not a singing competition, why all these points? Were people really so in love with this ballad? Why? What does he have I cannot understand?
Even more important: why Israel, with their stupid unicorn song, got all these votes? Why? Is it because sheâs good-looking? Seriously? Are we still stuck thinking with our genitals, instead of using our brains? I thought Europe moved past the need of thinking with genitals only and started developing some good fucking taste.
Or did her amazing âdance movesâ get the public? Ok, sheâs very flexible... but do I really really have to remind you of Chanel? A small dance segment is really worth so many points, when last year we had someone who was able to sing AND dance as she did for the entire song? I didnât even like Chanel, but I am mature enough to recognize that THAT was a show, while the unicorn lady did nothing more than a small dance. Definitely not worth 185 public votes.
At least I know that my country didnât go insane and the true points (aka the publicâs points) didnât go to the unicorn but to Moldova. Thank god, we are still able to recognize whatâs good.
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Finland: the real winner
When Eurovision started, I was sure Czechia wouldâve been the winner. However, their performance wasnât enough to grant them victory.
Finland, however, had everything a winner needs. And now I will explain to you why, because I love this funky green man and you should love him too.
1) âA little man from Vantaaâ
KÀÀrijĂ€ is a rare gem, not just for Eurovision, but in general. Heâs a simple, genuine, silly guy, who comes from a city few people knew before. He doesnât speak English too well, but he tries and fails in comically sweet ways. Heâs a huge fan of Rammstein, so heâs a man of culture. He became besties with Bojan from the Slovenian band Joker Out and their bromance has been the best part of this Eurovision: these two share one single braincell and I love them for this.
But, most of all, heâs humble. He never considered himself above all others, even after his victory. He knew right from the start that it wouldâve been a battle between him and Loreen and yet, he never grew arrogant about it. He always talked about their rivalry in funny ways, through memes and by treating her nicely. But he also never underestimated her: he always put his whole self into every performance, knowing full well he had to give everything, to reach the publicâs hearts.
And he did. He reached the publicâs hearts and like many others all over the world, I also love this little man. Heâs genuine, heâs honest, heâs a fashion icon (Finland changes their flag to green when), his dancers are funky and nice like him. You look at him once and all you can think is: âI want to protect him at all costsâ. Itâs just impossible to hate this man.
2) His song is a banger
Not only his song is a fusion of three genres (industrial metal, hyperpop and hip-hop/rap), so heâs already serving you three songs in one, but the language he used is Finnish.
Iâve heard Finnish people saying that they never used their language because itâs âtoo weirdâ. People, thatâs exactly because itâs weird that you should use it! You have this gem and you hide it to us?!
If you donât know why Finnish is so great, please consider that while all other European languages are part of the Indo-European family, Finnish, Estonian and Hungarian are not. They are part of a completely different family (the Uralic languages).
That means they have nothing similar to any other European language. They are something completely different and new, a whole new world to explore. And theyâre here, in our continent!
In addition to that, Finnish is an agglutinative language, which means words are formed by stringing together morphemes. How fucking cool is that? I love this kind of language!
As someone who studied English, French, German and Russian, Finnish is something that gets my attention. I can recognize similarities between Germanic, Slavic and Italic languages and I love them, but Finnish is an unexplored world. Itâs made of sounds that well, sound familiar even if theyâre not. Itâs a constant surprise, you know?
Also, I love that itâs a language full of vowels because it makes me think of my own mother tongue (Italian). Itâs a bit like feeling at home, even if our languages have nothing in common <3
3) The best performance of Eurovision 2023
I love the Croatian daddies like the next person (and Iâm glad the public gave them the top 10 because they deserve it), but KÀÀrijĂ€âs performance had everything: it told us a story (i.e. how KÀÀrijĂ€ slowly emerges from behind his barriers to join the party), he gave us the best stupid dance moves and thereâs even a family-friendly human centipede. What else do you need, to start dancing?
Also, another shoutout to his dancers, because I live for those shocking pink dresses and for their immensely creepy expressions. And I live for the public always welcoming them with screams: they deserve it.
I know you already enjoyed it 200 times, but you know what? Letâs fucking destroy the views of this video and letâs watch it again. And also, letâs notice how much the public enjoys it. How much they screamed, how they sang with him, how they enjoyed this party.
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Even without knowing KÀÀrijÀ, you can feel he put his whole self into this. And the public felt it too.
And the final result was astonishing: he got 376 points from the public. Itâs the second-highest public score, after Kalush Orchestra, who got 439 points.
If you notice, KÀÀrijĂ€âs percentage is even higher than Kalush Orchestraâs! And such a high result means one thing and one thing only: the public has chosen its winner. He is the winner. People are sovereign and peopleâs will has been very clear about it. So when I say heâs the winner, itâs not because I want to indulge him: itâs because itâs the fucking truth.
Also, please notice the kind of songs the public chose as their top 3 favorites: songs with nothing mainstream and native languages. All while the jury thinks what we want is the same boring shit we can hear on the radio 24/7.
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A painful evening
Let me start by making something clear: I donât hate Loreen and I donât hate Sweden. Itâs not their fault if they win. They are just exploiting the situation, because they learned what the good formula is and keep using it over and over.
Loreen knows that if she sends another song that is just like all the others she made, she will get a high position. And now, thanks to yesterdayâs victory, she knows she doesnât even have to try. Why should she do something different, when doing the same thing twice made her win twice? Why try something different, why step out of her comfort zone? If she does the same thing, she can win. So she will keep doing the same thing.
Same goes for the entire country of Sweden. They learned that if they bring the most boring, generic pop song you can listen to on every radio on planet Earth, you will win. So, they will keep sending it. After all, a bland pop song is what the world is more accustomed to, so why change? Why do something different, when they can be teacherâs pet and always get a high score? This isnât being stupid, this is being clever.
But is it elegant and fair too? Oh honey, absolutely not. This is the exact opposite of what elegance and fairness are.
On Saturday evening, when we reached the voting part of the show, the crowd literally CHEERED AND SANG KÀÀrijĂ€âs name or âCha Cha Chaâ. Multiple times.
Once the public clearly states who they want to win, then the competition is over. When the consensus is unanimous, thereâs no competition anymore. The winner is already here. Everything else is just white noise and bureaucracy.
Thatâs what I felt, while I was forced to keep listening to a bunch of people loudly kissing Swedenâs ass. The public had already decided, we already have a winner. Why are we still wasting time?
And if forcing us to keep listening to this pitiful charade was not enough, the hosts decided to lose that shred of elegance that was still left on this joke of a show and not only shushed the public all time but even said âjust ignore everyoneâ, as if their voices didnât really matter. Itâs not like this is a music competition and the public is the final receiver of said music, after all.
I donât know you, but I donât like to see the sovereign public being silenced and told they do not matter, all while a bunch of people takes the decisions for them. Maybe the Brits are accustomed to being silenced because an old rich man has to decide for them, but other countries donât work like that. Like, you know, the one theyâre hosting the competition for.
There was nothing democratic about Saturday evening. There was nothing fair in silencing the public and pretending they havenât chosen their winner one hour ago, because teacherâs pet had to win again.
Do you really think Sweden deserved this victory more than Finland? Do you really think that a country that won six times needed to add this victory to their list, so they can say âah ah we won as many times as Irelandâ? Or just because they can do their stupid ABBA anniversary next year? Is this the reason why we choose our winner, now? The past glories of a country? Well, then in 2048 is the anniversary of Dana Internationalâs winning song, letâs all go to Israel! And in 2056 weâll go to Finland, because itâs the anniversary of Lordiâs winning. And in 2071 will be 50 years from the Maneskinâs victory, so letâs come back to Italy.
What, does that sound ridiculous? Tell that to the jury, then.
I feel immensely sorry for the Finnish people, because I read online how much this victory couldâve meant for them. This couldâve been so important, such a good chance to shine for a country that considers their language âtoo weirdâ and who hasnât won in 17 years. And since they are stuck between that ticking bomb that is Russia and the always perfect Sweden, they really needed something that gave them more positive attention.
And it broke my heart even more to see KÀÀrijĂ€ suffering. He even apologized to his nation. He did something amazing and he still apologized. He literally won and apologized for not winning. Thatâs unfairness to its finest.
And if all of this is not enough, the results of the publicâs vote came out and oh, look, not a single country gave 12 points to Sweden, while almost every country gave 12 points to Finland. Wow, who wouldâve fucking guessed that teacherâs pet won because of the teacher.
Again: does that seem fair and democratic to you?
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Oligarchy masqueraded as democracy
Letâs do a little bit of math, shall we?
Each national jury consists of five people + one backup juror. They supposedly vote for the best singer and performance- AHAHAH great joke, very funny.
But letâs not focus on this, now: letâs focus on numbers.
37 countries participated this year. So 37 x 6 = 222. The jury is made up of 222 people in total.
The entire population of Europe is around 451 million people, but letâs keep it low because Eurovision isnât watched by all Europeans. Letâs take just the number of views on the Youtube streaming of the Grand Finale: 9.5 million people. Letâs round up to 9 million, okay?
Okay, so now we have 222 people on one side and 9 million people on the other. Letâs pretend that less than half of them voted at least one time.
Okay, now look me straight in the eyes and explain why the votes of 222 people should have the same weight as the votes of 4 million people. Please, explain to me how democratic this decision is, canât wait to hear it.
But you know what? Even if it was 1 million voters only, that wouldnât have been fair either. In no universe is fair to put one million voters on the same level as 222 voters.
Thereâs only one possible scenario in which this is fair: if Eurovision was a talent show specifically centered around performances and voices, with a jury made of vocal teachers and choreographers, and all I have to do is passively watch it on my couch.
But from the moment you gave the public the power to choose who the winner could be, then why do the votes of all the people from Europe (and Australia) have the same weight as what 222 people decided?
This isnât a democracy. This is an oligarchy masquerading as a democracy: a bunch of people decides what you should like, basing their decision on their own interests. And you have no way to oppose them, unless you focus all your votes on one single artist, hoping it would defeat the one the jury chooses.
But this deprives Eurovision of the competition aspect. Itâs not a competition if I have to endure a tug-of-war against the jury. Itâs not a competition if I am forced to give all of my votes to one artist only, instead of spreading them out to all my favorites. And even in that case, basically all of Europe should vote for that specific artist to try and overcome the sheer power the jury has. Again: does this sound democratic to you?
Now you may say: but the jury is made of experts. Oh, you mean the same experts that proved multiple times they base their votes on politics, who their neighbor is and who can corrupt them better? Or do you mean the same experts that in the past made their choice even without listening to the songs?
The truth is that we have 222 people who can easily be influenced by anything and their power is as strong as the power of 4 million people at least. Four million people, who got invested and followed the entire show from start to finish, if I may add. Please, tell me about the fairness of this system again.
And before you say âbut Eurovision is a music competition and we need expertsâ... sorry, but no. According to Wikipedia, the jury was present before televoting was born, but once televoting was extended to all competing countries (1997 ca.), the jury was no more. It came back only in 2009, with this unfair compromise of 50/50 between jury ad public votes.
So there was a period of time in which there wasnât a jury and in that period we had the first win for Estonia, Turkey, Latvia, Greece, Finland, Serbia and Russia. How weird that, once the jury isnât there, other nations have a chance to win too.
The thing is: Eurovision isnât a simple music competition. Itâs more like a window. A window where anyone can have their chance to shine. No matter if youâre from a well-known country and everyone knows who you are or if youâre from a tiny piece of land in the middle of nowhere and all you can do is speak your native language: if you have the right combination of song+performance+voice, you can win.
And itâs beautiful we have this window, because it allows us to see something weâve never seen before: rock bands, silly songs, folk songs and straight-up weird songs. In Eurovision, you donât have to listen to just the same generic bland song, but you are allowed to listen to different artists and different cultures - and if you like them, you are free to choose your winner, no matter how not mainstream it is.
And we Europeans need this. We need to celebrate the diversity of Europe and embrace them. We need to see people from different countries hanging out, having fun and becoming best friends. For a continent that has always had (and still has) a problem with wars, we need something that allows us to look at each other and not see a piece of land to conquer, but a place full of life and culture to learn about.
And since we pride ourselves to be the continent where democracy was born, letâs put this democracy in the show weâre so proud of. Do we really need the jury vote? Do we really need the vote of this bunch of people? Okay, letâs have them. But itâs not acceptable to give them the same weight as the publicâs vote. 50/50 isnât acceptable anymore. 20/80 is fairer. Iâm feeling nice, we can even do a 30/70. Itâs just not acceptable that 300 people should have power over millions over something those same millions will enjoy. As always, the public is sovereign.
And if the publicâs taste is shit, at least we will be free to blame ourselves for something we brought unto ourselves - and not feel sick and angry over something others forced upon us.
Or everything can stay the same and the 50/50 system will keep going. But at least, be honest enough to not waste everyoneâs time, by pretending the public can do something more than watch what a bunch of people decide for them. Do not pretend to be righteous and democratic, when youâre not.
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The triumph of people
This finale drained me. If it were just a little fairer, I wouldâve been thrilled to see Luxembourg coming back after years. But right now I donât feel like watching next yearâs show. I know it will probably be amazing, because Sweden is very good at hosting. But I donât want to see them masturbating over how good they are and how much they deserved to win - even if they didnât win.
And, honestly, I donât care about ABBA either. I donât give a damn about them, nor about their anniversary. Iâm definitely not looking forward to that either.
I will listen to the songs as always, then I might give it a try and watch the semifinals. It depends on how bitter my grudge will be, after one full year. If it will still be very bitter, I will probably spend my time better, by listening to the songs more times, watching the performances and making my own personal final chart. I wonât have ABBA or funny interval acts, but I can try my best to make it enjoyable to read. And it wonât be a fucking charade, at least.
Sorry, but I will keep being bitter for some time. And if you feel bitter too, you have every right to be, no matter what people say. Your voice has been silenced and ignored and numbers donât lie. Itâs very understandable you feel bad.
But you know what you can do? Use your anger in a positive way. And no, that doesnât mean sending death threats to Loreen. You can accuse Sweden of its lack of elegance and decorum if you want, but always be polite. Donât be like some of them, who are such sore losers they had the guts to be angry at Finland because it didnât give Sweden any public points. Bo-hoo, may I add.
What you can do instead is make some noise: ask for the jury to be abolished or for this shitty system to change. And, even more important, support your winners. A lot of amazing artists have been wronged this year, so shower them with love.
And send your love especially towards our winner. Stream Cha Cha Cha, check his other songs, shower him with love and support, make a statue for him in Vantaa, pay me a plane ticket because I need to tackle him in a hug and tell him how much the world loves him. Letâs show the world that he slaps, Finnish slaps and we want more of this.
Do you still need more Cha Cha Cha in your life? Good news: Lord of the Lost made a cover for Cha Cha Cha and OH MY GOSH itâs insanely good. It has a lot of Rammstein vibes, itâs cool and it slaps even harder. Check it out because itâs amazing!
Also because the German singer learned some Finnish, just to spell every word correctly and, according to the Finnish people in the comment section, he did a great job. What a wholesome guy, I love and stan him and his band - and you should do the same, because they are amazing and they donât deserve last place <3
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And if you need more KÀÀrijĂ€ in your life, there are amazing Youtube channels with great collections of his moments, like Eurovision Is Ambition and Uni Dash Corn. I especially suggest you see his bromance with Bojan - and speaking of him, another shoutout to Bojan! Heâs such a nice, wholesome guy with great charisma, you cannot hate him. I am not head over heels for his song, but heâs so fucking wholesome, he deserves good things only.
And I also suggest you see how KÀÀrijÀ has been welcomed in Helsinki. He has been welcomed like a fucking hero, a national treasure. And of course he was: he is the true winner after all, he deserved the welcome only winners get.
Itâs a bit like he said in his apology: the better one won. And so he did.
You know, I think the only good thing that came out from this shitshow that was Eurovision 2023, is the peopleâs heart. People showed their kindness, their love, the best of humankind. We saw acts of friendship, we saw empathy and appreciation. The hug between KÀÀrijĂ€ and Bojan, despite its sad meaning, is also a perfect example of what we all should be: kinder, softer, more empathetic, together, no matter how far and different our countries are.
In a way, I am happy that Ukraineâs message of unity was still carried out, even if indirectly and definitely not the way the UK wanted.
And in the end, the trophy isnât so important: itâs just a piece of glass after all. And no piece of glass is worth the impact one little man from Vantaa left on so many people all over the world.
I know you will never read this post, but I wish you a lifetime of success, KÀÀrijĂ€. You have everything a winner needs and, in fact, you are one. So donât be too hard on yourself, because the world still needs to show you how much it loves you. Take your time, relax, have fun and come back when youâre ready - just donât leave us hanging for too much, âkay?
And you, Finnish people: please treat our beloved winner with love for us too. We will do our best from afar, so letâs be together on this as we should <3
#eurovision#eurovision 2023#esc#esc 2023#finland#kaarija#ukraine#uk#danemark#poland#jann#germany#lord of the lost#italy#israel#sweden#slovenia#bojan cvjeticanin#fuck the jury#always fuck the jury#this year more than ever#only support to the true winner#thank you finland for this gift to the world#I wish your tourism to skyrocket
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Catherine x 2023 Eurovision is the crossover we deserveÂ
The Princess of Wales plays with last yearâs champions Kalush Orchestra & their winning entry, Stefania. Catherine played her instrumental piano performance in the Crimson Drawing Room of Windsor Castle.Â
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a concept for the esc final:
Finland wins
âitâs crazy itâs party yes yesâ speech from KÀÀrijĂ€
he invites Bojan on stage
Graham Norton officiates the wedding and Kalush Orchestra play the song for their first dance as husbands
Gustaph and Luke Black are the best men btw
everybody cheers
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#sorry but this is what we deserve as esc viewers lmao#eurovision#eurovision 2023#kÀÀrijÀ#joker out
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Soloveiko Songbirds and Pysanka Eggs in Liverpool for Eurovision 2023
There are 12 Soloveiko Songbirds representing different Ukrainian regions placed around Liverpool at the moment! They play music as you come up on them, and some have a button you can press as well to hear more. Click here for more info; these are all my own photos (I managed not to get many people in the photos because I got here earlier that most other fans attending ESC, but trust me, there are very popular!)
Inside the Liverpool One shopping centre, there are beautiful Pysanka Eggs as well!
Also several iconic Superlambananas are also painted as Ukrainian flags!
The whole city is decked out in ESC 2023 branding, and loads of flag bunting! The Eurovision Village has a whole dedicated area to the Ukrainian culture called Discover Ukraine, and Kalush Orchestraâs ESC winning outfits are in the British Music Experience museum! (more on that in a different post đ)
#eurovision#I was going to save posting my photos for after but seems like I should post some now#I have more but this is just a taste#mirai's text posts#photo by mirai#long post#image heavy#mirai's text posts: liverpool 2023
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Time for my annual "winning performance according to the official Winning Song Guidelines", aka the Love, Love, Peace, Peace Ranking. This one's gonna be fun.
Get everyone's attention She's literally lying on the floor. Groundbreaking. 0/1
Drums! There has to be drums, +1 for gorgeous topless men and/or a grandmother Nope. Though at least literally every other drummer on stage looked stoked to be there 0/2
Using an old traditional folklore instrument, +1 for an old man, +1 if he has a beard Unless her body counts as an old traditional folklore instrument it's zero points from me 0/3
A violin Would probably be hard to use one with those fingernails anyway but she DOES mention one 0.5/1
Add A DJ who pretends to scratch She scratched the screen a few times I guess? 0/1
Costumes, something that the viewers will notice Her hair was giving me Na'vi vibes 0.5/1
The song is about love or peace I'll give her that 1/1
2/10 not really off to a good start, let's see about the execution
Let the song beginn with passion There was some heavy breathing and I guess you could say she was going for seductive passion? 1/1
Let the wind begin to flow As far as I could tell no wind 0/1
Look into the TV camera It was pretty hard to follow with the camerawork and her eyes looked mostly closed on close ups but I think there was an attempt 1/1
Smile She was smiling after the music was over so 0.5/1
Fill the stage with light The screens above and below her in addition to the flashes made for some interesting lightning design 1/1
Dancers will join us No additional dancers, just Loreen by herself 0/1
Old women baking bread Again no bread this year. As a German I'd walk through fire and trough rain for some but Loreen was too focused on her tattoo 0/1
A man in a hamster wheel Sounded like she was spinning the person she was singing about like a hamster wheel in her head but nothing on stage 0/1
Our hands will touch She probably wanted to touch someone but there was only a screen 0/1
We change the key The chorus picks up a bit so props for that 1/1
It begins to snow No sudden weather changes 0/1
Burning fake piano I'll never get over this. Where is the fire? 0/2
Russian man on skates Russia is still banned from the stage entirely 0/1
Party for everybody Going by the reaction of the crowd during the announcement of the votes I'd say the party was for someone else 0/1
More tricks in the hamster wheel Maybe her tattoo was of a hamster wheel but we'll never know 0/1
End result:
6.5/26
Devastating. The jury should really check the Official Guidelines next year before voting. That's all I can say.
Here's the results for Kalush Orchestra and here's how MĂ„neskin did
#esc23#esc 2023#eurovision#eurovision song contest#esc#love love peace peace rating#for disclaimer reasons this post is mostly a joke but this year i'm very salty#maybe I'll do finland too just for fun and because he won according to the votes that actually count in my heart
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A #Eurovision surprise đčâšâšA pleasure to join Kalush Orchestra in a special performance of last year's winning @eurovision entry.âšâšEnjoy the show, Liverpool đȘ© -- The Prince and Princess of Wales
#catherine elizabeth#princess catherine#princess of wales#princess catherine of wales#catherine the princess of wales#kensington palace#british royal family
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The Princess of Wales joining Kalush Orchestra in a special performance of last year's winning Eurovision entry.
#kate middleton#catherine middleton#catherine elizabeth middleton#catherine princess of wales#kalush orchestra#eurovision 2023#british royal family#piano
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2004, 2007, 2008 - Rigged. Ruslana, Marija Serifovic and Dima Bilan all won because of Eastern European bloc voting
2005 - Rigged. Helena Paparizou won because of Balkan bloc voting
2006 - Lordi shouldn't win because they promote Satan worship through their music
2014 - Rigged. Conchita Wurst won because of LGBT voting / they're trying to force it down our throats
2015 - MĂ„ns shouldn't win because he's homophobic / Heroes shouldn't win because it's a copy of Descendants of the Sun (correct me if I'm wrong on this one; people were definitely saying that it was too derivative of a popular song at the time, I don't remember if that was its name)
2016 - Rigged. Jamala's win was political
2017 - Rigged. Salvador Sobral won because of his heart condition
2018 - Netta won because she was a joke entry. The contest is of poor quality / She is promoting overweight body types as the new standard (I'm not even joking, people actually said that)
2021 - MĂ„neskin should be stripped of their title as champions because Damiano did cocaine
2022 - Rigged. Kalush Orchestra won because of the war
2023 - Rigged. Loreen won due to Sweden celebrating 50 years from their first win next year.
Can you STOP and take a moment to realize how ridiculous you all sound?
And yes, these are all things people actually said at the time, in case you don't remember or forget easily (or out of convenience)
#Eurovision#Eurovision 2023#Loreen#Sweden#Alexander Rybak#MÄns Zelmerlöw#Salvador Sobral#Kalush Orchestra#Conchita Wurst#Ruslana#Lordi#MÄneskin#Marija Serifovic#Jamala#Dima Bilan#Netta#Helena Paparizou
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Where is Kalush Orchestra and why are they not in the front put your rider or what's-his-name back he didn't win
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I was rly out here thinking after MĂ„neskin and the Kalush Orchestra won in the last years we had finally reached an era of the esc where the best songs actually win
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had a nap. am not hungover despite the tequila. final eurovision thoughts roundup in order before i shift back into abbott mode:
juries need to be reworked. its been known for many years at this stage and we can no longer pretend 5 people is a representative sample worth the same weight as the thousands per country who vote. if you tried to use 5 people as a representative sample in any other scenario you'd get laughed out of the room. they aren't eurovision experts, they're not like the panel at a gymnastics competition or something, they're just complete music industry randoms. when the two boards are this disprate it is stark evidence that the juries do not represent the music taste of the country and are given too much weight compared to the thousands of votes. it's like we watched two completely different shows. they're out of touch, corruptable, and value "art value" (ballads) over what the viewing public actually values (being entertained on the entertainment show). it does not prevent bloc/diaspora voting because the juries do that just as much if not more, as we saw last year with the jury corruption scandal. it's just last year they got caught. this may be the straw that broke the camels back with the juries and i hope it is.
kÀÀrijÀ would not have won with the old combined system because despite getting more 12s in the public than loreen, he received so many low jury scores whereas loreen conversely received many 10s from the public. he would have won if we only had the public vote, and with a historic 2nd highest score ever tied with Sobral. it's unmistakably the juries that are the issue.
i'm happy loreen won, that's my girl, but i would have been just as happy for kÀÀrijÀ to win, too. i would have prefered kÀÀrijÀ to have won than this outcome, however, because her win is now tainted forever and will not be seen as legitimate by such a large swathe of eurofans. the amount of vitriol i'm seeing towards her, as if she manufactured this outcome, is making me so angry. as if she's the first winner to ever return, as if there isn't decades of precedent for it. her returning isn't new or special, and she was chosen by the voting public of her country in one of the most rigorous pre-esc contests, melodifestivalen. she wasn't chosen by internal selection for gimmick reasons, like the uk sending a tiktok celebrity to chase clout. so the way the historic first ever double win for a queer woman of colour has been fucked up in such a way due to a broken system is just. not the tea. i really hope she has a good support system around her in the next few weeks because she's going to end up wrongly having to shoulder so much of the blame.
show thoughts:
overall line-up fantastic, so strong I couldn't predict the bottom. a very deserved no-nil year. the fact this line-up was down to public voting rather than jury interference does not escape my notice, either.
flag parade was a really fun time and loved seeing the old guard. a shame ruslana couldnt be there but loved seeing her in the interval vt. loved seeing tina karol also, underrated by everyone except us diehard fags lol.
show was way too uk centric. despite kalush performing the intro video was all about us and our shit celebrities. sam ryder should not have gotten a solo performance and the interval should not have been about liverpudlian acts. even julia's participation was diminished from what we saw in the semis - they should have had her in the green room instead of alesha or hannah if they were going to bring in graham as a 4th. the uk did not win in 2022 and that wasn't highlighted. it was very disrespectful to ukraine's win.
the interval was a poor attempt to piggyback off of Switch Song which i dont think will ever be topped, tbqh. I am, however, so happy Dadi Freyr finally got to perform at a final after two runs that were out of his hands. It was very funny having him perform Atomic Kitten, of all things, however, lmao.
hannah was a phenomenal host in general, one of the best there's been in modern day. similar to nikkie tutorials being a great host, there's a skill to seeming relaxed and open to improvisation that most hosts do not have. comparing her to alesha dixon was night and day. it was comfortable to watch hannah because she was just inviting the audience to have fun with her. graham has this same skill because he does it on his show. other countries should take note of this and choose hosts that aren't just people who can read an autocue but instead people who are light on their feet.
hannah and graham were a fantastic duo in the jury votes, it was the first time in memory where i've enjoyed watching the hosts kiki during it instead of me going wandering around getting drinks or eating. except for hatari they didn't seem stressed about time constraints or miffed about spokespeople going over the way most hosts are and it made for a much more comfortable experience because they were just vibing. it was nice. it was like having friends in the room pulling faces.
the jury rep who said "this was an exciting night for the girls and the gays" absolutely fucking sent me to pluto.
overall i enjoyed the show, one of the most enjoyable there's been, but yeesh. the way this esc may end up being a turning point year is so fucking unfortunate.
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A #Eurovision surprise đč
A pleasure to join Kalush Orchestra in a special performance of last year's winning @eurovision entry.
Enjoy the show, Liverpool đȘ©
via Kensington Royal
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