#KRIS YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING

[joffyworld]

LOOOOOK AT THE KRISSSSSSS ARRRRTTTT AHHHHHHHHHH

What kind of internal changes does Chirin go through?

Eldritch guts? Demonic heart? Just goop where there should be like, functioning bodyparts?

rubs my terrible little hands together... yessssss... they go through a lot of internal changes, physically and mentally. they have a slow progression to ascending to full godhood, but the whole way there they change very drastically as they get stronger and more revered.

chirin is mostly all there in the beginning, while they're serving narinder and then spending their time absolving the bishops and indoctrinating them over the first few centuries.

after all that they start getting taller, grow in their third eye, and generally start rapidly changing externally. their personality shifts considerably and they start having phases every so often where it seems like they're mentally checking out or not there entirely. such is how things go when you gave permission to your crown to affect and alter your mind/memories (something they of course can't even remember).

eventually they'll change so much that their entire personality and everything that made them them will be gone and they'll simply be just a god, a being that can only be reached when they want to be, and seen only when they want to be seen. while their insides slowly change to just being ichor tainted masses of flesh they still do have a beating heart in there, one just as vile as the ones they ripped out of the bodies of the gods before them.

this takes several centuries to fulfill, though.

[mysteryverse6]

Mystery kids remake comic pt 3 episode 2

(So if anything, tomorrow I will be busy, and the next comic is postponed for now, the reason is that tomorrow there will be a holiday in my city and it will last 3 or 4 days, when it ends I will immediately continue the comic.)

(And Mabel screams in panic and Dipper Pines picks up the paper and reads it out loud)

Dipper Pines: Greetings my dearest Mabel-ugh-I hope you will forgive me when all this is over and we are blissfully reunited, but right now, I demand that you bring all of your new acquaintances to the Graveyard immediately if you ever want to see your precious pig again. Signed, Gideon.

Lili Zanotto: That creep took your pig?!

Mabel Pines: AAAAA

Susie: He took our talisman. You know what, this is too much.

Razputin Aquato: We will bring it back

Norman Babcock: Uh, the problem is...

Wybie Lovat: It sounds like a trap.

Dipper Pines: Yeah. Gideon's usually not too hard to deal with, but you never know what he'll do...

Mabel Pines: WADDLES! I'M COMING FOR YA!! WAAADDDLLLEESSSSS!!

Susie: Go

(She takes off running at full speed)

Coraline Jones: I guess we're doing this, trap or not. C'mon!

Kris Dremurr: You know, I'm starting to think that Dipper might have been right today.

(They chase off after her)

Neil Downe: We have arrived

(They finally catch up to her in front of a tall mausoleum where Gideon is perched with Waddles under his arm.)

Mabel Pines: Here he is

Gideon Gleeful: Well, well, it looks like you've finally arrived at triumph.(Sweetly) "Ah see, there they are now m'lady. Why don'tcha join me up here for a spell?"

Mabel Pines: Go FUCK! Give Chubby back right now

Gideon Gleeful: Ah-ah! Not until y'all hand over the Mystery Shack to me!

Dipper Pines: No! I don't know what you're planning Gideon, but you should just give up now! You're way outnumbered!

Razputin Aquato: (Confidently) Don't worry Mabel, Lili and I can handle this. I've faced a similar hostage situation before; a little telekinesis and you'll have Waddles back in a sec.

(He goes to put a hand to his forehead and reach his hand out, but something's wrong-his telekinesis isn't working!)

Lili Zanotto: (Impatient) Raz, what's the holdup?

Razputin Aquato: Uh, you try, maybe he's out of my range.

Susie: Someone said we could handle this.

(Lili rolls her eyes and lifts a hand-but finds the same result. She's one of the strongest telekinetics the Psychonauts have, and she can't reach up a few yards to lift a pig out of a small boy's arms.)

Lili Zanotto: I can't do it! Why can't I do it?!

Gideon Gleeful: Not so fearsome without your powers, are ya? Amazin' what you can learn with a little research and the right materials. One magic circle later and you've got an astral block large enough to cover this entire cemetery! With it, your projectionary powers are useless!

(The kids look horrified as Gideon laughs triumphantly. No one notices Mabel has darted around the back of the mausoleum and has climbed up the ladder Gideon brought with him. She pounces from behind, with Waddles squealing all the while as the two kids tussle on the roof. But Gideon manages to pin Mabel down, holding her firmly by the arm.)

Dipper Pines: (Worried) "Oh no, Mabel!"

Susie: RRR Well, everyone, forward to the ata...

(But suddenly the earth cracked)

Kris Dremurr: What was that?

Gideon Gleeful: And now that you've joined me darlin', it's time to watch your friends' destruction. Rise, my undead minions! Destroy them!

(All around them, zombies burst from their graves, ugly and rotting.)

Kris Dremurr: W-what zombies

Dipper Pines:(Panicked) "You can make zombies too? Where do you even get all this?!

Gideon Gleeful: (Smug) "Like I said-amazing what you can learn with a little research. It's a little messy, and they don't take orders of course, but it'll get the job done."

(The zombies begin to close in in all their disgusting, shambling glory. Raz is trying to protect a panicking Lili, who unlike him doesn't have the physical strength to back up a non-psychic punch.And Kris Dreemurr fights off zombies with his knife.Dipper nervously turns away from Gideon to flip through his journal-but there's nothing on the page about how to destroy them. He turns back to give a worried look to Mabel, who's still struggling to escape Gideon's grasp without much luck. Coraline has picked up a stick, but it's flimsy and no real defense.

(to be continued)

[luvtonique]

I wanted to address all of the controversies about me and put some explanations on them because unfortunately we live in a day and age where people just see the dirt without ever wondering how the dirt got there. They think "Man that guy never washes his car look how filthy it is" because I just fuckin went offroading 10 minutes ago but they didn't know that.

Aight let's start with numero uno, the thing I'm called the most, the big word for good ol Jay: Transphobe!

This is the one with the most hilarious backstory of them all which to this day baffles my goddamn mind.

I used to be a hated artist because I drew violent shit, I was known for Lil Miss Rarity which is a super violent comic. Naturally this lead to people saying that I was "killing children" because I was drawing violent (and sometimes pornographic) images of a children's cartoon show (My Little Pony).

So in my quick rise to stardom, I had a lot of hateful people attacking me as well, and I had fun with it. I called them out, called them stupid, etc.

Well, one of them was Dumbo. Dumbo spent 6 full months making posts about me that are still on their blog to this day. Every single time I made a post, they reblogged it or reposted it, to call me a shithead, call me an ass hole, wish I'd kill myself, etc.

One day I was doing a fundraiser to put away money for a potential emergency because my mom had hurt her spine really bad and was in the hospital. I had a goal of $300 and raised $1200.

Dumbo, of course, was saying hateful shit about me still, and said, I quote, "I hope that whore dies in the hospital lmao"

So, I looked into who Dumbo was. The Brony fandom was, at the time, all about Love and Tolerance, so I did some sleuthing and found out they were an artist on DeviantART taking full color commissions for $10. I commissioned them on my DA account, and asked them to draw Lil Miss Rarity. They and I had a very polite conversation, and since they drew the picture very quickly I tipped them 100% and told them to up their prices because their art is very good.

They thanked me, not knowing it was me (despite that it was literally my main account), and I walked away.

Then, they checked my gallery, found out it was me, and went into a rage, making a post that says, "LMFAO, Jay just begged for money and then turned around and used it to commission an artist for double their asking price, what a shithead!!"

So, I took the screencaps of all of their death threats over 6 months, compiled them all, and showed my massive Tumblr following in a huge callout post against them. In the middle, I referred to Dumbo as "he/she/it/clown" and everyone (AND I FUCKING MEAN EVERYONE) completely ignored the 6 months of death threats and how consistently polite I was to them, and sided with Dumbo in a moment that labeled me "Transphobic" for the rest of my life.

Another instance is I called Kris from Deltarune he/she, and was called transphobic for that, and got the amazing quote "That's a real-ass child and you're misgendering them deliberately," to which I replied, "That's not a real-ass child that's a fictional character you fucking retard"

NEXT UP: ABLEIST.

I grew up in Los Angeles in special ed classes and have a mentally retarded brother, I have the pass to say retard, fuck off.

NEXT UP: RACIST.

I grew up in Los Angeles with a father who called himself "N*gger Bob" (he's white) because he was a super racist who believed being asked to help take the trash out was "akin to slavery." He also beat my retarded brother half to death for having a black girlfriend.

I was in LA during the Rodney King riots, I was in LA right in the middle of the Crips and Bloods trying to kill each other and having fuckloads of gang shootouts that I overheard when I was chilling in the Ceritos (spelling) mall.

I know what racism looks like.

A white boy saying the n-word while playing Fortnite is not what racism looks like.

A white boy singing along with Busta Rhymes (hi that's me) on a livestream and casually dropping n-bombs because I'M SINGING ALONG WITH BUSTA, BITCH, is not what racism looks like. I had three black friends growing up, Davion, Julian and Smalls, and also Undrier but Undrier was retarded and I didn't consider him a friend he just followed me around and called me "Day" because he couldn't pronounce J's. But me, Smalls and Davion would stand on Davion's aunt's porch and eat zucchini cornbread and listen to Woo Haw and headbang and sing along til the fucking cows came home.

But now that I'm grown up, my upbringing apparently doesn't matter, my FUCKING SKIN COLOR DOES (you know, racist ideology!) and I'm no longer allowed to say the n-word despite having casually spent my entire childhood surrounded by black friends who were completely okay with me saying it. I grew up in the hood, motherfucker! Bellflower born n' raised, bitch! Wes' Side!

But I'm <skin color> and since <skin color> isn't allowed to <thing that's designated for only other skin color to do>, I'm racist.

NEXT UP: PEDOPHIIIIIILE

I was molested when I was 13, which thankfully didn't leave too much emotional scarring on me. Anthony Sevarino, the dude's name was, and he shoved my hand in his pants and showed me his dick during a camping trip and said he was gonna fuck me in my bed. I was so shocked by this happening that I didn't even tell my parents who were in the same motorhome literally asleep 10 feet from me.

Growing up, I always had a really emotional trigger to seeing harm come to children, I hate it. I cry and shake uncontrollably when I see children getting hurt, no matter what. It's the only thing I have I'd call a "trigger."

I saw that episode of Rugrats where Tommy cuts his finger and then he's scared to do anything anymore because he might get hurt, and that made me fucking bawl, it still does, seeing Tommy cry super fucking hard over seeing his finger bleed- holy shit it's making me teary eyed right now just typing that.

So, naturally, I don't want children to get hurt and am extremely against pedophilia, child predatory behavior, MAPs, grooming and these FUCKING PEOPLE WHO KEEP CASUALLY TALKING TO 13 YEAR OLDS ON DISCORD FOR FUCK SAKE.

"But Jay! You drew foalcon! Those fictional ponies are underaged!"

What, you mean that tag that's still extremely popular and always has been in the brony fandom?

Yeah can't imagine why I, a very popular artist in the brony fandom from 12 years ago to 10 years ago, would ever draw something so insanely high demand and so insanely popular. Can't fucking imagine.

Never mind that I haven't drawn it in 3 years, removed all my old images of it, and even announced I'm not drawing that shit anymore, I'm still losing friends when they find out I did once, because "I can't associate with a pedophile I'm sorry." (See: "I can't differentiate fiction from reality and also can't allow a person to move on from a troubled past that they had.")

Also never mind that the few crowdpleaser foalcon moments in Lil Miss Rarity were officially written out entirely (the part where Twist and Sweetie Belle kissed).

But you know what's amazing? Being part of the brony fandom and being an artist willing to draw anything meant that people would come to me and literally confess that they're in possession of the "real shit" and wanted to know if I was interested. Seven of them, seven, are in prison now because of me and my buddy "Z" contacting the FBI with their confessions and the shit they shared with me thinking that I was a "safe person" to admit that shit to.

My position in the fandom as an artist who gets to know their commissioners personally and was willing to draw that type of shit was literally fishing out real actual predators and putting them in prison, but I was still getting called a pedophile, and still get called it today. It's fuckin great man.

NEXT UP: TRANSPHOBE (PART 2)

I was trans. Shaved my hair half off, dyed it blue, called myself Jynkx, cussed out my family, moved to Ohio with a guy who wore diapers around the house (with his brother living there) and collected loli figurines, and dated a transgirl who was catfishing and manipulating me for 9 fucking years. I have a Discord server to this day with pronoun selection roles, my best friend is trans (I met her when she was cis and helped her come to the decision to transition and it has since improved her life and happiness), and almost every mod in my Discord server is trans.

The problem, of course, is that the trans activist community hates itself more than any other, which makes perfect sense if you think about it. This is a group of people who encourage hating cisgendered people, and encourage people to hate the body they're in and to transition to a "different body." It's been proven multiple sources that there are entire "Femboy Cults" (search that on YouTube) who are actively seeking out depressed people to manipulate them into starting HRT, and cutting off their family.

WELL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

Bridget, as you all remember her, was a manipulator who lied to me for 9 years of dating to make me depressed, hate myself, hate my family, give her thousands of dollars, and kept promising we'd meet some day while turning down every opportunity (such as conventions we were both already going to) to meet (yes, I went to conventions she was at and didn't meet her).

I was a victim of manipulation, was surrounded by horribly manipulative and narcissistic pieces of shit who warped my mind and made me believe I was depressed because I was "an egg" and needed to go get on HRT and change myself. And I almost did! I came within a hair's reach of shoving a hormone-altering drug into myself in hopes it would cure my depression, and then went "Wait a second, I'm not depressed because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I'm depressed because femboy-obsessed manipulative pervert rapists want me to turn myself into their fetish." I broke up with Bridget, I moved home from Ohio, I waited for my hair to stop being blue, and I became proud of myself for escaping that horrible situation and bettering myself mentally.

So how's this make me a transphobe?

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, YOU FUCKING TELL ME YOU FUCKING INSANE BOOGEYMAN-BELIEVING ASSHOLES WHO BLAME EVERY OTHER PERSON FOR YOUR OWN INTERNAL LACK OF FUCKING SELF WORTH.

WAKE THE FUCK UP. YOU'VE BEEN MANIPULATED BY THESE FUCKING TRANS ACTIVISTS WHO ARE JUST SICK FETISHISTS WHO WANT TO TRANSFORM LONELY MEN INTO "FEMBOYS" UNDER FALSE PROMISES THAT IT WILL FIX THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS. GET OUT WHILE YOU FUCKING CAN. I DID AND I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE.

Next up: HOMOPHOBE

I draw LGD (Lesbians Getting Dicked) because I think it's hot when girls who like girls have sex with guys. I've drawn some pretty offensive pictures of it such as a pic of two lesbians being told "Pride month's over, ladies, time to be straight again" while being surrounded by hard dicks and looking scared.

Why'd I do this? Well because a lesbian friend of mine also likes that shit and we did that as an art trade.

But why do I draw it on my own sometimes? Because it's hot. It's fucking fictional porn, it's not real, it can't hurt you. I tag it LGD and only post it in servers you need accounts to see. You don't like it stop going out of your way to look at it, and if someone slams it in your face in your private "We Hate Jay" Discord server (which there are many of. I have moles who tell me.), that's not my fault y'fuckin dipshits. I properly tag and hide my stuff so only people who want to see it can see it. If someone showed you a picture of my spread asshole, you should get mad at them, not me. They're the one who SAVED IT TO THEIR COMPUTER AND SHOWED IT TO THEIR FRIENDS UNSOLICITED, YOU MORONS.

Anyway.

Next up: AN ASS HOLE.

I've spent 13 years being called all of the above names no matter how much I've catered to their activism and was even part of their activist movements directly. Fuck you.

Next up: A NAZI

Lmao.

I said on Twitter, "I hate that no matter what you say on this site, someone somewhere will get mad."

And that, without any further comment from me literally at all, turned into a massive amount of people including "Wootmaster" (Added note: I talked with Woot in private and he gave me the okay and apologized, we cool) calling me racist and a "Bootlicking Nazi." I literally did not add to it. I literally just said the opening line and left it for 3 days.

That's why I deleted my Twitter.

That's why people think I'm a Nazi.

Because I said "I hate that no matter what you say on this site, someone somewhere will get mad."

Next up: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I BET THERE'S MORE.

You see why I make angry rant posts like this one?

Because this is how I've been treated for 13 fucking years.

I've been attacked, called names, labeled evil, told I'm phobic against the movements I was literally part of and being an activist for, had money stolen from me by perverts who got arrested for drilling a hole in the bathroom wall at a brony convention to jack off to his female roommates (he pretended to be trans and bullied them into letting him room with them in their "Safe Women's Hotel Room" and then did that shit and got arrested. But not before he stole money from me! Six thousand fucking dollars!), lived with a fucking probably actual child predator who would show me his loli figures and foalcon posters every day and try to convince me to like them and showed me his dick multiple times...

I literally was smack dab in the middle of super ultra liberal activism and trans activism for over a goddamn decade, right down to blue hair half shaved off and calling myself Jynkx.

And I come back, snap out of it, and get cussed out and called transphobic and "the reason trans people are being killed" because I don't like the flowery 1-dimensional LGBT representation in World of Warcraft and have a 9 year running best friend I went to multiple conventions with decide instantly that I'm a Nazi racist communist because I didn't disown my mother when she voted for the orange guy, and because I called one of their friends "Insane" for identifying as fae/fie and thinking they're a goddamn gaelic woodland sprite. (Btw he was my most frequent commissioner for loli shit and used to jack off while I was drawing it for him.)

You see, people.

I've spent 13 years surrounding myself with and getting personally connected with the lives of my commissioners as a brony/furry artist who was deep into LGBT and Liberal activism.

And in those 13 years I've come to realize that I surrounded myself with the most fucking disgusting and evil people on earth, who no matter how much I would shill for them and do what they asked, I would still be the label-covered punching bag whose reputation is now so utterly in the trash that literally no matter what I draw, say, or do today, I still have people on shady Discord servers n' shit calling me a fucking lolcow and a pedo and a transphobe and a Nazi and a racist and a homophobe and an ass hole.

I have learned in 13 goddamn years that you can't appease these fucking lunatic psychopaths.

And so I don't anymore.

So who am I really?

I'm an incredibly easy to talk to artist, I'm a dude, I love roleplaying and drawing pictures for people, I like writing song lyrics, I love hearing about new inventions and innovations, I love goats, I love dogs, I think cats make bad pets but I don't mind cats, I'm making a video game about an elf girl, and I want you hateful people who I've lived rent-free in the heads of for over a goddamn decade to leave me and my fanbase the fuck alone.

Love you all.

~Jay

[pancrasefighter69]

I'm posting this fight photo as a shout out to 🇬🇧 British fighter and wrestler, Sooty98. The fighters in the photo are actually Russian, but the style of the fight is exactly what Scott (Sooty98) and me (Greg) are into: bare chests, skin-tight jeans, and taped or bare fists. No damn gloves for us. Minimal rules and limits, just man to man brawling until knockout or until one fighter cannot continue.

It's amazing when two fighters cross paths, and especially when both fighters are into the same aggressive fighting, fight gear, rules/limits, and the potential for stakes as an added incentive on the fight. Scott is an accomplished boxer, wrestler, bare knuckles fistfighter, and street fighter. He has amazing fights and grappling stories of his battles in Europe against tough muscular fighters and wrestlers, including Andre. David, Jake, Kes, Kris, Matt, Mitchell, Rod, Tim, and Zack. I urge you to read those arousing summaries of his fights and wrestling matches if you're turned on by combat sports.

Scott contacted me a few months ago, and it was clear from that first email message that he and I are on the same page and want the same aggressive muscle on muscle fight scene. A quick check of the height and weight stats showed us to be within 2 inches and a few pounds of each other, which makes for a fair and legitimate fight. No mismatched squash job here, as both fighters will have to earn that win through brutal force and superior fighting skills.

Scott and I spend a lot of time in the gym with intense workouts. I think Scott is really a muscular bodybuilder who enjoys fighting and wrestling. I was raised as a street fighter and wrestler who later got into weightlifting and bodybuilding only to make myself stronger and tougher. Either way, Scott and Greg seem to be on a collision course for one hell of a fight.

Scott is a super-aggressive fighter who gets off on beating the fuck out of his opponents. I guess that is why I found myself immediately attracted to him as a potential fight opponent. There's a huge satisfaction and gratification that comes from fighting. It's one huge erotic turn on if, like me, you experience Agonophilia from a fight. Strange word that I only recently came across: Agonophilia. It's that homoerotic turn on when your cock is rock hard from the fight, or even from fight gear. I've always been aroused by fighting and wrestling, so I now know that there's a name for this primal excitement.

If you haven't already read some of the fights at Sooty98, then I urge you to check out the real-time stories and photos he has there. One of these days, he will have posted the summary of our Scott versus Greg epic fistfight. Unfortunately, Scott is 🇬🇧 and I'm 🇺🇸 so this fight will be an Intercontinental Championship. I'm sure it will be one hell of a fistfight, but that's exactly what we both want and need.

Check out Sooty98.

[patty-the-otterette]

I have finally slept well, so I'm ready to share my impressions regarding my 1st Joker Out gig of this year (3rd in total), this time in Kraków.

Ahhh!!! It was amazing! I loved that the guys were dressed in the colours of Polish flag 🇵🇱It was so cute and it suited them well! Watching the streams of previous gigs of the current tour, I wasn't very much convinced about more "casual" outfits (I'm a huge fan of Stožice outfits and their variations - Kris in the white outfit in Warsaw - my jaw literally dropped 😲), although now I really love them! It's just a different phase :)

The stage was pretty small and I was staying on my "casual" Jan and Nace side. I just love looking at them 😍 how they have fun with each other, either by walking around one another with stupid looks, playing peekaboo with a Polish flag, or when Nace is rubbing Jan's shoulder when the other one is pretty tired after the gig. I just love those two 😍😍

I loved all the songs, especially those with more intense guitar riffs (Šta bih ja, Everybody's waiting - second part, Ne bi smel, Plastika) where I could really lose myself in the music.

As during the previous gigs, I'm in such awe when it comes to Bojan managing the crowd. He always knows what to answer, it shows his great experience on the stage ofc, but it's more than that! He's just... right person in the right place. For example, when a girl invited him to her prom he said: "But there's five of us, it will be funny, all of us dancing in a circle 😂😂😂 ", showing appropriate gestures

Or when people started saying they have birthday 🎂 that day, after another person said that he was "Now you're lying 🤥😂" and he sang "Happy birthday EVERYONE" 😂.

Btw, it's my birthday today 🥳 and that's not a lie 😊

I really enjoyed this gig and I can't wait for the next one! Next stop - Antwerp! Who's coming there? ;)

Enjoy my very bad photos, but I like them anyway 😜

Aha! And Jan in "Jan pierdolę" shirt and Adidas tracksuit! To give you a wider context - the phrase "Ja pierdolę!" where "Ja" means "I", can be translated into "Oh, fuck!", and, from my own experience, it can be used in different contexts - either to express irritation, anger, but sometimes also excitement. The name "Jan" is very same both in Polish and Slovenian, both in writing and in pronunciation. It was so funny 🤣 to see him in this t-shirt!

[jokeroutsubs]

Joker Out Subs - Queue and A / 6.12.2023 Amsterdam part 2

Part 2 of transcript for our latest episode

And if the boys are listening to this right now, what message would you like to send to them?

Baby Boo: Oh my goodness, um, keep doing what you're doing! Keep making amazing music, and have fun, enjoy every second of every performance. Grace/JOS: Carpe all those Diems yeah? Baby Boo: Exactly! (Laughter) Baby Boo: Come back to Dublin! (Laughter) What the fuck, like…yeah but on top of that right, if you come back to Dublin, fuck Wild Youth for sending yous to Temple Bar (all laugh) because, no right, I'm being completely honest with you right, Temple Bar is a tourist trap. Tenner for a pint? Not on my fucking watch. Next time… Grace/JOS: Where would you reccommend then? Baby Boo: My local. No (laughter), honestly Workmans where they played is a good club, like, a bit of a shithole but it's a good club. Grace/JOS: So there you go, you heard it here first boys, come back to Dublin. Any messages? Baby Boo: Please come to Cardiff, I don't like going to London, it's annoying. Grace/JOS: Who does like going to London? That's fair enough, so Dublin, Cardiff, next on the list yeah? Baby Boo: I don't have anything profound, just thank you. Grace/JOS: See, but that's lovely! Baby Boo: I'm just grateful, the music is fun, they're sweet people, and I know how easy it would be to be swept away in being suddenly like, wanted by everyone and everything and like, you know. And they're just really good people, so it's nice. Grace/JOS: Ahh, that's lovely. Baby Boo: I find it hard, but it's more like a general, just, knowing that the fans really love them. All: Yeah Baby Boo: It's just, it's been really nice, it's a family, and they're a big part of that, so yeah. Grace/JOS: You're gonna make me cry girls! Baby Boo: I just like, wanna say that I love them, and like, I hope Nace, I hope you enjoyed my paper note that I gave you yesterday.

Baby Boo: Ah, well, thank you, for everything. My sisters- you've made my sister really happy and me too, because we love the music. Grace/JOS: Do you think it's helped you bond with your sister at all? Baby Boo: Yeah, I think it helped quite a bit because now we're going to two shows together, so yeah. Grace/JOS: Oh that's amazing, thank you so much. Baby Boo: Yeah just, thank you for creating this safe space for us I suppose. Like, I just mentioned, there's nothing else like this, and people are coming here to feel safe and escape, and yeah, it's just… Grace/JOS: It's the best! Baby Boo: It's just, this space, it's just…there's nothing like it. Thank you. Grace/JOS: Yeah. Baby Boo: I also want to say thank you, because as I've just said before, I've been in quite a few fandoms, I've been following around a bunch of artists, but it's very rare for a band or artist in general to be so incredibly, well, compassionate and sweet towards fans, and just so, yeah, sweet is basically the word for it. Because, I saw that yesterday when they were on stage in Den Haag, for example, one girl, she gave Bojan a camera, and he went around and filmed all the other guys, and I thought that was so considerate of him to just go around on stage and then, um, well they're all like that. They come out and they talk to us and that's just so, yeah, sweet of them. Baby Boo: They're genuine about it as well. All: Yeah Baby Boo: When they speak to us it's not just, OK, take a picture, bye. They ask us questions, they want to know what we're doing, yeah really just genuine people. And I think it shows because I feel like people will support genuine people. All: Yeah, absolutely. Grace/JOS: People know genuine people, for sure. Baby Boo: Another thing I want to say is, guys don't stress, don't stress yourselves too much. You're doing great, you're doing fabulously, don't stress yourselves too much, Kris. (All laugh). You're all amazing, and we're going to support you either way. Grace/JOS: We love you! Yeah. Baby Boo: Oh! Um…(laughter) Grace/JOS: Oh God, what? (laughs) Baby Boo: Well, thank you very much actually, that's the best I can say, yeah! Baby Boo: Thanks for coming in my life, and a bit off topic but, saving my life or something, I guess. Grace/JOS: Awwww Baby Boo: Making my life more interesting, making me have something to look forward (to), in the dark days.

Interviews by IG @GBoleyn123 Audio editing and design by IG @s_aaaraa Umazane misli clip from IG @ch4rlie.21

[moreofthatdrowse]

JO Survey: What's the best thing about the band?

There were too many good answers in the questions with open answers in my Joker Out Survey, so below the cut are the answers to Question no. 13: What's the best thing about the band?

Bojan

✨everything✨ but mainly how comfortable they are around each other and in their sexuality/masculinity, and also their unique personalities, their humor, the music...

Can I say Kris? Ok honestly I love their music, their fashion style (especially how they incorporate femininity into their looks while still being masculine), but I think I love their friendship the most. It's so nice to see them being physically affectionate in such a casual and carefree way, it makes me so happy. And Kris singing, yes yes (I don't really care if he sings in Dutch or not, as long as he sings, but Dutch would be nice as I have been learning the language since before Eurovision). But I will be starting to learn Slovenian hopefully soon.

Their interactions within themselves and with the fans

they seem like genuinely good people and the fame hasnt gotten into their head. they are very mature for balkan guys their age (at leat the 3 of them that are young) while also being fun and not apologising for the fun just i am amazed by them ok?

SO MUCH I mean like of course their music but I think more than anything it's their clear bond and how comfortable with each other they are. and also it's so endearing to see how they interact and joke around and clearly are the closest friends irl and just. oh my gosh. it fills my heart <3

Just the melodies, plain and simple. They somehow remind me of the music scene in my country in the early 2000s. Feels familiar and fresh at the same time.

How happy they are together (whether performing or not)

Their closeness or comfort with each other (their chemistry)

Everything

They're all crazy and they're cool with that. Also, whatever they have going on 👀👀👀

So positive, really nice songs and daddylike for such young guys

JAN!!!

I love the music. That’s still the best part

Their interaction with eachother

They are such positive and genuinely good guys without a smidge of toxic masculinity in them. Also they make banger music.

They are all very sincere, so each time it's a joy seeing them interact with fans/crew/each other. I mean, they're also very talented (i really wanna pick Jan's and Jure's brains on some subjects. oh! and talk with Bojan about languages :D), but sincereness is really a breath of fresh air! And I really love how well they mesh together and complement each other. Like Bojan said in one interview, adding new person to the band, you don't know if it's gonna disturb the equilibrium, you're gonna either make it or break it. But then with Nace they fucking soared, so. Um. Yeah:)

they have lovely personalities

Their presence on stage is otherworldly

Lovely people

Music, how nice and honest they seem, and the vibes they're sending

They're not scared of being affectionate with each others, it's very nice to see a group of adult men do that, because it's very rare to see. My heart melts with love every time I see photos/videos of any band members (or past band members, I'm including Martin here) hugging or kissing or overall being tactile with eachother.

Their awesome music!

It's so clear that they're all there because they want to be, that they care about the music and care about each other

Love how affectionate they r with each other. I need to start a band just to goof around like they do

they are so sweet and they seem like just a bunch of idiot friends making music together <3

Everything

The hijinks and their interactions w/ each other

The fact that they are painfully relatable and 'normal', and yet so humbly superior in everything they do and have achieved so far. The boys are on another level of talent and intellect.

How kind and supportive they are of each other <3

They're icons and they're good ones

Jure

THE TALENT oh my god the timing on the guitars and the basslines are mental like i'm a bassist and tried a few songs by ear and i just COULDNT. nace what do they feed bassists over in slovenia please

THEY'RE fun and friendly lol - I love how much they care for each other

Other than their music, their stylist is fantastic and I’m a big fan

they're just awesome, as people and musicians, love their friendships

They are fun and seem like nice dudes

Their friendship

I guess we can say we love them for their music and for showing the opposite of toxic masculinity <3

QUESTIONS 1-11 I QUESTION 12 I QUESTION 13 I QUESTION 14

[joffycourt]

HOLY SHIT KRIS

forgot I started a ref for jakub and drew a fit for him for a valentines thing i think?? back in february.. right as i got the flu. so no wonder i forgot this lol. here take him.

[okamirayne]

Hey Rayne! Just wanted to drop by for a quick session of praise and glory to your awesome self and the rollercoaster that Chapter 10 of HHU is. Seriously, your writing and your beautiful mind never fail to amaze me! It was such an amazing read that had my heart racing throughout. Damn do I feel bad for both Shikamaru and Naruto. And don't even get me started on those little bits of our beloved ShikaNeji interactions. MY POOR FUCKING HEART RAYNE, I SWEAR. I miss Neji so much and his appearance in this chapter was so bitter-sweet!

Anyways, enough of my rambling (because it could go indefinitely when it comes to you and BtB universe), I fear I have a question for your lovely self.

Alas, I have noticed that you use dream and/or dreamlike sequences quite a bit in your writing (I remember there being some throughout the series) and they are always so vividly and marvelously done! That made me wonder (and here comes the question) have you ever had a lucid dream, sleep paralysis, astral projection or some similar experience? I ask this because some of the ways in which you are portraying your dream sequences seem very familiar to some of the sensations which occur during those strange (and a bit scary) moments. I have had my fair share of lucid dreams and sleep paralysis moments, so it's very interesting to notice parallels in your writing regarding my own experience.

Okay, enough of me. As always, I wish you all the best and I hope you continue to kick ass of this burnout because *in Kris Jenner voice* YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETY! 🫶✨❤️

Anonymous asked:

Heya Sweet Pop Reference Anon! 💕🫶💕

Thank you, so much, for the delivery of this beautiful message, wrapped up in support and love. I was absolutely chuffed to receive it, read it, and be reduced to a puddle of feels by it. THANK YOU. 🥰 I've hit a big-arse wall recently and this was a sweet and soft place to fall. Thank you!

[...] And don't even get me started on those little bits of our beloved ShikaNeji interactions. MY POOR FUCKING HEART RAYNE, I SWEAR. I miss Neji so much and his appearance in this chapter was so bitter-sweet!

I feel you, Anon. My heart is a haunted house at this point.

Alas, I have noticed that you use dream and/or dreamlike sequences quite a bit in your writing (I remember there being some throughout the series) and they are always so vividly and marvelously done!

Thank you! They are always a little bit risky/tricky, but I try!

That made me wonder (and here comes the question) have you ever had a lucid dream, sleep paralysis, astral projection or some similar experience?

Yes, yes, yes, and yes. These intense experiences have undoubtedly helped me write such scenes - to which I am both profoundly grateful and mildly unhinged.

I ask this because some of the ways in which you are portraying your dream sequences seem very familiar to some of the sensations which occur during those strange (and a bit scary) moments. I have had my fair share of lucid dreams and sleep paralysis moments, so it's very interesting to notice parallels in your writing regarding my own experience.

Wow! I'm glad to know that the portrayals resonated with you regarding their relatability (again, can be tricky when writing altered consciousness experiences) though I'm sorry to learn you've been alotted a fair (or unfair!) share of sleep paralysis moments. 😵‍💫Ugh! Those are shit. And scary. And I hope you're spared them in the future!

Okay, enough of me. As always, I wish you all the best and I hope you continue to kick ass of this burnout because *in Kris Jenner voice* YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETY! 🫶✨❤️

Gods bless, but you're going to laugh at me, because I had to Google that. 🤣 The pop reference flew riiiiight over my head. I have zero knowledge (bar the most generic trivia) regarding the Kardashians, but I'm now educated in this catchphrase! 🤣 Thank you, Anon! I appreciate the support, and hearing Kris Jenner saying it in several reels now means I have her voice playing like an earworm every time I read it.😆🥰 Ha! Brilliant!

Big thanks coming at you, my lovely!

💖🫶🏼💖

[hazzybat]

Ok the Martin and Bojan backstory was 🥵🥵 I know you probably don't have time and are focusing on the main (amazing) fic so absolutely no pressure... but if you're interested a short spin off where Bojan and Martin have a fling and go around having threesomes with the women they're feeding on (and maybe feeding on and fucking eachother too) would be so hot. Clearly they find eachother/the situation attractive and that whole bathroom scene left me with so many spicy ideas of what could have happened if they'd stayed a bit longer 👀

Thank you so much! Maybe once I finished the main fic I'll write all the extra scenes I couldn't shove in somewhere.

That scenes came about fully at a friend's suggestion btw. I just wanted to figure out how Bojan met Kris then cause of that it meant he needed to meet Martin so I had to figure out how that happened.

It was an excellent suggestion

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Some old deltarune chapter 3 predictions copied from my other tablet. Some of these are extremely cringe/incoherent but I'm just putting it as it was written.

Just because why not

All of this is Deltarune ch. 3 shit, and mostly Mike because haha funni tv man <3 idk if he even exists but I love him

-Bit where Mike swears but it's blocked off by a little censor bar, if you edit the files to look under it, there's a small sprite of a dog

-Rouxls sneaks into your inventory, (Lancer probably too)

You check your light world inventory and it says smthin about the cards, and then "and the rules card… Somehow?"

-He kinda becomes a co-host on whatever shows Mike is hosting, but Mike gets mad at him because of the stupid accent thing and just tells him to shut up

-Rouxls in a suit??? I'd die

Anyways

As for the shows that'd happen

-Cooking show, I mean, come on

-Oh my god, baking contest where Kris, Ralsei and Susie all make a cake, you get to make the cake yourself while the others are off-screen

-Ralsei's is perfect, of course

-Susie ate the ingredients and severely fucked up the kitchen

-Kris… Well it depends on how you do, but I'd imagine it'd be funny if you screw up

-Nobody loses though, Mike does the Mettaton thing and makes up some bullshit for how everyone did great

-Commercial breaks, possibly where you fight random enemies, or you go backstage and try to fuck shit up without Mike noticing

-Talent show somewhere in all this, Susie continues to destroy shit

-Susie is handed a microphone, proceeds to bite it without hesitation. Terrible mic screech sound plays, awkward silence, then the crowd cheers

-Microphones taste bad

-Obviously a game show happens, but that's the main bit

-News segment like the Mettaton bit in Undertale because of course

-The return of the tile puzzle except real this time

-???

-Plenty of similarities to the Mettaton section of Undertale (PLEASE)

-Wait what if Toriel is there and the crowd absolutely loves her

-Also what if Undyne destroys shit (But what about Susie? Maybe they join forces to cause problems)

-Something something "grand finale" and you fight Mike

-No clue what the secret boss would be, I mean, Toby always makes up some wacky shit (and it's always amazing)

-Absolute sillyness happens because Deltarune

-After the chapter, when you bring Mike to castle town, he ends up making a scene (of course he does) by arguing with Queen

(Mike is upset that television is slowly being replaced by the Internet, Queen is a smug bitch because of course she is)

-One of them says something to imply they've met before, Susie says some stuff in small text like "They know eachother???"

Ok this is based on a whole scene I made up in my head but what if Mike goes off about how TV hasn't hurt as many people as the internet, and Queen actually gets a bit sad.

Mike kinda regrets saying what he did, and he says something like "Hey, nobody's perfect! We've all got our problems""

And then Queen's like "Well, You're Right About One Thing…"

"You Definitely Have Problems"

And then she laughs lmao

They hate eachother so much but in a weird rivalry kind of way, where they secretly don't actually hate eachother that much, if that makes any sense (Hint: It Doesn't)

…Maybe… A ship could sprout from this…

[STOP IT]

{…Or don't…}

Anyways in chapter 4, Mike's room is hella extra because yes

Speaking of which… What's Queen's room gonna look like??? Yo that's gonna be cool

[sithwitch13]

Forbidden Door 6/30/24

Amanda and Negative One, I'm gonna cry

Ooh, Serpentico? I didn't know we were getting Serpentico!

Newly beltless Kyle Fletcher cheering himself up by destroying SNAKEMAN

Roddy, grabbing Gabe Kidd in an aggressive hug: "LOOK AT MY NEW FRIEND, ISN'T HE SO COOL, UNLIKE A CERTAIN BABY SEAL BOY"

KOR, chilling with the Conglomeration plus Ishii and Willow: "Sorry, did you say something? We were busy making friendship bracelets."

BARK-OFF

STAT TIME AND ALSO STOKELY AND MOMO WATANABE

WILLOW TIME AND ALSO TAM NAKANO

Forming a conspiracy board because Tam and Momo are wearing contrasting colors while Kris and Willow are wearing the same color.

Oh my god Toni's ringside outfit

YEAH MARIAH

And here's Mina to keep the love triangle going

LIJ, you are so adorable

Aww, Alex's face paint

Aaaaaa it's time

So is the crowdsurfing a reference to Cody, Punk, both, or neither? I'm good either way

Is it just me or does MJF not have his usual dogshit spray tan?

LOL Kenny's face blurred

Double LOL they called Okada the Best Bout Machine

Okay gremlins let's see how cunty you're feeling tonight

Reasonably, excellent

Oooh Okada is very shiny tonight

Dying at Nick and Okada doing Antics

God I love these horrible little scamps

Dragon vs Dragon time!

Ah, it's the time of the match where Danielson tries to give us all a heart attack

EVERYONE SHUT UP IT'S TIME FOR THE SAPPHIC LOVE TRIANGLE

Oh my god Toni lol

Mariah's beautiful face acting, she's so amazing and the absolute heart of this story

Mariah: "now kiss"

TEAM POLYCULE WINS

THE HORNINESS CONTINUES WITH OC VS ZSJ

Black Glasses Dark Jeans Orange

Thank you Tony Khan and Hiroshi Tanahashi for your gift of squirming men

Is my brain failing more than usual or was this supposed to be a Zero Hour match?

I have been informed it was always a main card match and now I am sad

Aww, yay for Hook

This is the most "whoever wins, I win" match of the night for me

Ladder matches always make me nervous since every time I try to use a ladder I injure myself

ELP nipple attack, congrats to us all!

OW FUCK JESUS

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here screaming "PLEASE BE CAREFUL" every 30 seconds

:3

Stephanie's whole look is reminding me of Hela from Thor: Ragnarok and I'm here for it

I have no good occasion to do eye makeup like Mercedes' but I really really want to. Maybe just for sitting around and playing video games.

Holy shit Stephanie's dragon screw is brutal

BRITT

SHOW IN JAPAN I'M GOING TO DIE

Mox vs Naito time!

Oh good they didn't make Taz or Nigel leave when JR came in

Oh shit yes and the Death Rider theme

RED SHOES

Mox why are you not wearing the NJPW shorts

Please stop saying "tran-KWEE-low," it's pronounced "tran-KEE-loh"

Mox has two gears, Nigel: "violent" and "clumsy puppy"

Aww, grats Naito

MAIN EVENT, LET'S GO SWERVE

Garcia watching? HMMMM

I HAVE BEEN SHRIEKING THIS WHOLE TIME OH MY GOD

I may actually be dying

HEAD PATS AAAAA

SWERVE!!!!!!!!!

The forehead kiss

The tears

Fletcher comforting Ospreay

I love everything

[goatlingsvent]

I can't stand how it's been two weeks since the dev log has started and it's flooded with the same bullshit Kris feeds us in her stupid news posts on discord. Kris, you do realize it's supposed to be an update of what you're working on and not vomiting out the same info that you're already creating a news post on right? Oh, right, forgot you're barely even a developer. (For those unaware, please reference wonderful dev logs from actual developers at itch dot io/devlogs; already established sites do patch notes, but this site is barely established with the YEARS it's taken for a promised arcade rework, my brother in Christ you are still at GROUND ZERO). For a site with woefully little updates about development and coding, where's the work going into that? Even if she's an embarrassment and doesn't want to name the code being worked on, call it Game A or Game B, QOL improvement 1, 2, and so forth. Align your updates with your garbage heap of a roadmap of promised features. If there's a news post coming out about an update, let the post speak for itself and tack it on as a bullet point for a summary dev log. I would normally put good and bad in critiques but honestly any compliment goes straight to your head and you become complacent. Is your mysterious programmer dead? Do they not give updates? Use your fucking 42 year old brain. ***Sidenote***: as I was writing this, wanted to be super, abundantly clear. Kris is getting a boatload of USER FUNDING to put the SAME updates (bc, dag, auction, token), monthly updates that are REPEATED and have a template to copy paste together. Updates that in any other development situation would be QUEUED UP and AUTOMATED, but somehow take central stage for Kris' updates. And not a peep about the mysterious programmer. We have people on the amazing jawbreaker forum coming up with solutions on the spot FOR FREE and this is the best Kris can do and she gets PAID. USE YOUR 42 YEAR OLD BRAIN.

💈

[disarmherss]

I'M SO FUCKING READY. My blonde besties are gonna kill it. 🧡 I'll be there doing my best Kris Jenner 'You're doing amazing sweeties' impression. 😂😂 Stop, stop. I'm gonna get emotional and maybe I'll cry. But, I'm just thankful I met ya. Wouldn't know what to do without ya at this point.

OKAY. Gionna didn't even tell me that she had already recorded her return segment to air on Smackdown BUT made me watch it just so I'd freak out. SHE'S BACCKKKK. 🧡🧡

[castielisourhero]

i can't even process the fact that cas faced his worst fears, doubts, and past failures but that he gathered his immense inner strength and defended himself AND also outright demanded that he be given a second chance. like he didn't accept his defeat and he didn't bow to the pressure of the ugly thoughts being recounted by empty!cas and he jus fukin said 'screw it i'll torment you for eternity if that's what it takes for me to get out' like this is absolutely fucking huge for cas!!!! he's fighting for himself for a change and he's determined to get back to his friends and as a cas fan this is so powerful to see bc this is exactly what cas needs and it just... it's incredibly cathartic to see his phoenix rise from the ashes...that last scene of him surrounded by sunlight... im truly in awe of castiel right now ♥♥♥

[strangerquinns]

could you write about being in a long distance relationship with gray and seeing each other in person?💙

grayson dolan x reader

""How are things going in Jersey?" You asked as you stared down towards the screen of your phone. Grayson's face filled the screen as he sat lounging in his bed, mimicking you as you did the same.

The two of you sat in your own rooms hundreds and thousands of miles apart from one another. It was something that the two of you were used to even though he'd moved from LA back to his hometown in Jersey.

The two of you met through friends. You'd come to LA to visit with a few of your girlfriends. One night all of you had gone out and over the twin's place for a get-together. The moment you saw him it was like everyone else didn't matter. The two of you clicked almost immediately and hadn't left the other side the entire night. It was almost scary how much you trusted him and fell for him. It hurt when after a few weeks in the sunny state you had to go back home.

You remembered the tightening in your chest as you walked away from him in LAX airport. But that didn't stop the two of you from being committed to one another. For nearly two years the two of you have dated from long distances. Even though it was hard at times when you missed him so deeply - it didn't change your mind about how you felt about him. Grayson Dolan was your everything, no matter where the two of you were in the world.

"Good, amazing. Feels so much better to be home." Grayson sighed softly, moving his hand up to run through his long hair. You noticed how it seemed to be a little curlier than usual. "Everything is falling into place with the new house."

"Where's Ethan?" You asked, noticing the silence. Usually, when the two of you were on the phone together Ethan popped in a few times. Ethan had become like a brother to you, so it didn't bother you when his face would pop on screen.

"Australia. He went to go and see Kris." Grayson answered and sighed heavily, "Speaking of seeing one...when are you coming out?"

You couldn't stop the wide smile that came over your face as you looked at him. This was the whole point of you calling him sort of late, but naturally, the two of you got distracted with catching up.

It has been nearly seven months since you'd last seen him. Touched him. Kissed him.

"Well, I got some good news today," You paused "I got approval from work for my vacation time...meaning I have four weeks off coming up."

Grayson's eyes widened as he looked at you, "Don't fuck with me..."

"I'm not. I have all of December off, the office is going to be slowing around then so my boss told me to enjoy the holidays a little early. I don't have to be back till after the New Year."

"I get Christmas with you!" Grayson's voice boomed through the speaker of your phone. You nodded your head as a soft giggle passed through your lips. "Four weeks with my baby?"

"Four weeks and a few more days, yeah."

Grayson let out a big scream of happiness as he nearly jumped off the bed. Soon his face was gone and you were watching him jump around, the happiness and excitement of seeing you coming over him. He couldn't contain it.

"My baby is coming to see me! Holy fuck!" He screamed.

Soon the sound of a door opening was heard, and soon Lisa's soft voice could be heard. You couldn't hear exactly what she was saying, but you knew it was her.

"Sorry, ma," Grayson spoke the wide smile still on his face. "Y/N is coming to see me. Four weeks."

"I'm happy to hear it, can't wait to have her. But just keep your voice down."

Grayson moved back to the phone and grabbed it, his face filling the screen once more. "I can't wait to see you. I hope you're ready to me never leaving your side."

"I don't want you to. I'm gonna stick to you like a koala bear."