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Vote Bojere!

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TRAFIK! | August 30th 2024 | Kokkolan venetsialaiset

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Tampere 29.8. and Kokkola 30.8. Käärijä gig report

or: "The story behind Jesse's new bracelet"

I am not a Käärijä fan, but my wonderful friends are and how can I say no to having a good time?

When I went to Turun Terassikesä, Jere yapped about how Jesse had only four fans because a handful of people including me and @harmaanoita kept hyping Jesse up and cheering for him. I got the setlist from Jesse after the gig, which made me want to prove Jere wrong even more. So, in preparation for the gigs, I made five Jesse fan bracelets to gift to my equally or even more Jesse supporting friends.

Bracelet #1 went to @theplantbish without whom I wouldn't even be a Jesse fan and I kept #2. When the gig was beginning, I still had bracelet #5 and my friends encouraged me to give it to Jesse. Against all expectations, he's still wearing it and I adore him for it.

Highlights from the gigs and my road trip:

Wearing matching outfits for Kaisla with @harmaanoita @punanenmarli and @maladroitoracle

Meeting @theplantbish for the first time and fawning over Jesse together

Waiting for the Kaisla gig to start and failing terribly at explaining Star Wars words to @frikatilhi

Shirtless rage dancing with friends during Paidaton Riehuja

Jere's yapping at Kaisla and the whole fake money incident that started with Häärijä wiping Jere's pötsi sweat with a sugar paper bill and then eating it

Seeing a Käärijä only gig that was very stripped down, including the way Häärijä legit changed clothes on stage as a bit as there was no backstage.

The Kaisla gig felt really intimate and special, even if it was really hot and sweaty.

Barricade at Kokkola and even more rage dancing in the rain!

Jesse spotting me in the Kokkola crowd, and pointing at the matching bracelets we're wearing

The rain starting right before Käärijä's gig, but he saved it with his ridiculous amounts of charisma.

Experiencing the weirdness that was the CCC at Kokkola

Deep, late-night, existential conversations with @patty-the-otterette

Crying happy tears about Jure with @sepetajmikolikomehoces and doing a happy dance while drinking Cedevita

Thank you also to everyone I didn't tag. You know who you are, and you made this weekend very special <3

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a tiny Jance fic 🤭

I knew he was the one

“I knew he was the one,” Jan says, sneaking a glance at Nace and getting a shy smile in return.

They gloss over it quickly, just like they gloss over Jan’s claims about his ‘celebrity crush’, keeping him in check before the camera. It’s not like Jan’s about to volunteer every detail of his private life and sexual preferences but evidently, he’s being embarrassing enough. He has an excuse, though: he’s slightly tipsy and head over heels in love and it’s a dangerous combination.

Jan very pointedly doesn’t react when Nace uses Jure’s absence to change seats. He doesn’t react when the Live is over and Jure pats his back fleetingly and Bojan gives him an eyeroll.

Later, it’s his turn to go get everyone coffee and snacks and Nace tags along, very transparently, causing another wave of muffled sniggering. They probably think they’re being clever.

Outside, he throws his car key at Nace, who catches it easily and giggles to boot.

“So you knew I was the one?”

Jan shrugs, torn between defensiveness and making eyes at him. “Yeah.” The latter urge wins and as Nace stops by the car, smiling, Jan slides up to him and sneaks his palms under the coat and away from the freezing air. “After all, I am a genius.”

Nace huffs but nods readily, his soft gaze warming Jan faster than his coat. “You are. But you know, I’m not an idiot either cos I knew you were the one too.”

When they kiss, Jan feels entirely too hot from his toes to the tips of his ears and has to shift away before his palms sneak somewhere else on their own volition.

“The guys don’t know any of that, though, do they?” Nace asks once they’re in the car, raising an eyebrow at him. “You said you will tell them a month ago!”

Now Jan feels entirely defensive. “It’s an awkward conversation to have. I thought it would be easy to figure out without any explanations.”

“Apparently, we’re too sneaky. If I kissed you in front of them, would that help, you think?”

Jan makes a contemplative face. “You’d need to use your tongue and grab my ass. We’re all too casually gay with each other, that’s the problem.”

“Or we could use words,” Nace offers pointedly, sounding way too grown up and reasonable. Serves Jan right for falling in love with a pensioner.

Jan sighs. “Fine. You should kiss me and grope me anyway, though. I wanna see the reactions.”

Nace shakes his head with exasperation but doesn’t argue. Sometimes Jan wonders if he’s being treated like a silly child and if Nace will get fed up with it eventually – he is a sensible grown up after all, while Jan has never had a proper relationship, never lived with anyone, never had plans and goals and always said he wants nothing but fleeting hook ups. He wonders whether he can have a proper relationship – it seems to be going well so far, but what if he fucks it up tomorrow somehow, by holding back, or being too much, or too weird, or too infantile? Yes, he knew Nace was the one, he was ready to place his heart in Nace’s hands right there and then and trust him to keep it safe, but who said he’d be any good at holding Nace’s heart in turn?

“You want me to tell them now?” he asks quietly before they go back to the studio, Jan loaded up with the coffees and Nace holding the door open for him.

Nace eyes him for a second and Jan uses that second to get scared he will remain unaccountable. “Sure,” Nace says though and Jan nods, breathing out. He can be a grown up and use words. If he wants Nace to stay, he fucking should be grown up enough.

Jan gets more smirks and winks thrown at him behind Nace’s back and all of a sudden, instead of making him amused, it makes him annoyed as fuck, mostly at himself.

“If I could use a second of your attention,” he says before they get preoccupied with the food, causing three pairs of similarly round eyes. What do they think he’s about to say? Deny his every ambiguous phrase and every flirty glance? Jan waits for Nace to climb upstairs and gets an encouraging nod and a smile. “Nace and I are dating and have been dating since October,” he says in one breath and feels immense relief right away. It was also a lot easier than he thought.

“We are,” Nace confirms when the round eyes travel from Jan to him.

As they still gape, Jan picks up his own cup and removes a guitar from the spot he wants to sit in. “That’s it, you can drink your coffee now,” he lets them.

Before he sits down, Nace pokes his side with a pout. “No kissing though?”

“That’s just childish,” Jan informs him happily.

Coffee in one hand and guitar in the other, he lets Nace snog him thoroughly and giggles when his ass receives a firm squeeze.

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Joker Out Kinktober: 2024 Edition

Gather round, Baby Boos, and get ready for thirty-one days of saucy thoughts about our favourite naughty boys!

Kinktober is upon us so please enjoy the official Saucy's Kinktober Prompts List for 2024

Open to anyone who wants to write stories or headcannons or drabbles or poetry, anyone who wants to sketch or paint or create any other kind of works.

Use one or two or all three of the prompts each day. You can play around with themes as much as you like - these prompts are just to get your juices flowing.

And of course, feel free to submit your efforts to the Saucy page when they're ready!

Happy Kinktober, Baby Boos!

Tuesday 1st - Public Sex / Ropes / Tour Bus

Wednesday 2nd - Degradation / Size Kink / Wedding

Thursday 3rd - Free Use / Double Penetration / Thailand

Friday 4th - Cock and Ball Torture / Foodplay / Rehearsal Space

Saturday 5th - Teratophilia / Gloryhole / Secret Relationship

Sunday 6th - Piss Kink / Virginity Loss / True Love

Monday 7th - Pet Play / Voyeurism / Hatesex

Tuesday 8th - Consensual Non-Consent / Bodyswap / Hotel

Wednesday 9th - Dollification / Rimming / Piercings/Tattoos

Thursday 10th - Impact Play / Threesome / University

Friday 11th - Edging / Virginity Loss / Roleplay

Saturday 12th - Knife/Blood Play / Pussy / Music Video

Sunday 13th - Prostitution / Body Worship / Rain

Monday 14th - Sensory Deprivation / Cockwarming / Aftercare

Tuesday 15th - Primal / Overstimulation / Massage

Wednesday 16th - Anonymous Sex / Wax/Temperature Play / London

Thursday 17th - Breath Play / Cockwarming / Date

Friday 18th - A/B/O / Sex Toys / Meet-cute/Meet-ugly

Saturday 19th - Chastity / Deepthroating / Sex Games

Sunday 20th - Cum Play / Bath/Shower Sex / Safewords

Monday 21st - Somnophilia / Thigh Riding / Leather/Latex

Tuesday 22nd - Cuckolding / Lap Dance / Finland

Wednesday 23rd - Gags / Masturbation / Airplane

Thursday 24th - Breeding / Sex Pollen / Crying

Friday 25th - Suspension / Hands-free Orgasm / First Kiss

Saturday 26th- Feminization / Phone Sex / Stožice

Sunday 27th - Fucking Machine / Exhibitionism / Wound care

Monday 28th - Gangbang / Nippleplay / Martin

Tuesday 29th - Pegging / Praise Kink / Pornography

Wednesday 30th - Age-play / Drunk/High Sex / Alternate Universe

Thursday 31st - Sold to Joker Out / Biting/Marking / Halloween

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Belated JO Warsaw gig report! Better late than never they say 😂

It was my 5th JO gig and the second one that I could arrive at by Uber from my home 😂

Before the gig I was a bit stressed out, that it would be too hot, that the crowd would be not nice, that I won't be hydrated enough, that I would have a shitty spot because I'll arrive late, etc., etc., all the negative things you can think about...

And! It was all great! I arrived after all the previous acts, I took water from the bar (and there was no queue to the bar 🥹)

It wasn't too hot, I had a great spot, even though it wasn't super close, but I could freely jump around and sing as loud as I wanted!

That was my first outdoor JO gig and I really loved that feeling of sand under my feet 🥹 and that I could breath freely, which wasn't always the case at club gigs 😂

And now I present to you my favorite pics taken during that gig:

My favorite photo taken during JO gigs EVER. I'm so happy I was able to catch such a dynamic moment 😁🥹

Jan and Kris 🥹🥹🥹 I love them together 🥹😍

Nace ft. Gengar

Just Nace... Do I need to add anything else? 😍

🥹😍

And the only video I recorded during the whole gig... My beloved Proti Toku 😍 I missed this song so much during the SYS tour...

I feel so happy and privileged that Joker keeps coming back to Poland 🤗 I hope to see them again sooner than soon 😍

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KÄSH WEEK 2024

I have decided to host a Käsh week, inspired by the Bojere week hosted by @mitochondriencocktail !! Anyone is welcome to join!!

Start: Monday August 19th

End: Sunday August 25th

Please use the hashtag #käshweek24 so i can see your submissions!! I'll do my best to reblog every post in the tag!

Here are the prompts:

You can choose to do any prompt in whatever AU you'd like! Or just draw/write them as regular guys 🤷‍♀️ Also no pressure to do all of the prompts, or if none of the prompts for a day appeal to you, feel free to go wild and make your own prompt! The purpose is just to have fun and show some love to the pairing :]

Art/fics/moodboards are all welcome! (I'll try to make a collection for fics during Käsh week on Archive Of our own!)

The only rules are to have fun and tag everything appropriately in case you do a nsfw prompt!❤

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Ahhhh!!!!!! Dobro jutro indeed!!!! 😍😍😍😍

Thank you for it, it's sooo beautiful 😍😍😍 and bright 🌞🌞🌞

DOBRO JUTRO 👹

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Ahhh thank you Flan for this comparison, it's very.... accurate 😏🤭

"my little singer" "my guitarist"

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Such a cute interview 😍 Thank you @jokeroutsubs for your awesome work 😍

[ENG SUB] Jan and Nace at Hitradio Center, 23.07.2024

Photo source: Hitradio Center FB

Jan and Nace were guests at Hitradio Center in the morning on Tuesday, the 23rd of July 2024. They talked to Vesna Ponorac and Melani Mekicar about, among other things, 'Šta bih ja' and what to expect from the new album, who snores on the tour bus, and what they like best about each other.

Translation and captions by a member of Joker Out subs, English proofreading by IG GBoleyn123, video graphics by X pastellibianchi.

Full translated transcript under the cut!

Melani: Good morning from (Radio) Center, it's 7:36 AM and Vesna Ponorac and Melani Mekicar are keeping you company, and now, we've been announcing and waiting for them for two days,and we listen to them every day anyway, and we're always happy to see them. With us in Center's studio are Joker Out, or, well, two fifths of them. Nace and Jan, welcome!

Vesna: Good morning.

Jan: Greetings.

Melani: Good morning. I know that... well, thank you for taking the time, I know you've been "on the go" recently, literally. Where were you over the weekend? Most recently, or...

Nace: Go ahead, Jan.

Jan: Oh, thank you. Most recently, we were in Germany, at the Deichbrand Festival.

Melani: Was it good?

Jan: It was good. The only bad thing was that it took us 12 hours on the plane...

Melani: Oh, great.

Vesna: A ride.

Jan: In each direction.

Vesna: Yes, this European tour of yours is pretty varied. How many cities have you already done and how many are still ahead of you?

Melani: Is anyone keeping count?

Nace: Oh, you keep count. I know that we've done most European countries.

Melani: Okay.

Nace: Or, we will, what we haven't done yet, we will.

Melani: You will.

Vesna: Such sweet problems.

Melani: Yes, nice.

Vesna: How many cities you've already done, the best. Are you tired at all? What does it look like? Jan, you are now...

Nace: Do we look tired?

Vesna: Ah, Nace. Right, you're approaching the threshold of a new decade.

Melani: You've actually crossed it already, the first one.

Vesna: Ah, you already did. Oh, okay, I didn't know yet, okay, sorry.

Nace: No, I did.

Vesna: Well, but after sleeping in the tour busand on planes, does your back hurt already? Your lower back? Any issues yet?

Nace: Sleeping on the tour bus is betterthan sleeping at home.

Melani & Vesna: Really?

Vesna: Do you have a waterbed in there?

Nace: No, I don't know what happens, but when... Like, when you're tired after a gig and lie down in your bunk and the bus starts to move...

Melani: And you're there... A baby in a stroller.

Nace: As if someone were rocking you. Noise cancelling earphones, we've already learned that. And then you just fall asleep. We've also got used to it on planes, to... Earphones and that thing for the eyes...

Melani: I was just going to ask who snores the most on the tour bus.

Nace: No one.

Melani: No one? Or do you just not hear it because you have earphones?

Nace: I mean, no one from the band. Well, that too.

Melani: No one from the band.

Nace: No one from the band, but... Usually it's so that the band is on one side of the bus, and the crew is like... It just happens to be that way.

Melani: Fair, fair. Well, enough about tiredness, no rest for the brave, or however you say, you're here to tell us a little more about your new single 'Šta bih ja'.

Vesna: An awesome song.

Melani: Do tell us,you're leaning towards the microphone.

Nace: We have to speak close to the microphone.

Vesna: That's true.

Melani: Well, Bojan, the songwriter, is not here right now, for us to ask him who he can't do without in a black night, but okay. Tell us when this song was made, because people have been singing it for a while at gigs, right, but you only released it just over ten days ago.

Jan: Yes, um... That was actually the first song that we started working on in London, where we went in January. We went to London, among other things, with the intention to have maybe a more... cosmopolitan sound and... to perhaps get new experiences, and the first song that was made turned out to be the most nostalgically Balkan.

Melani: That's right.

Jan: So yeah, you have to go somewhere to start being aware of...

Melani: Your roots.

Jan: Exactly.

Melani: Nice, nice.

Vesna: The song is very ex-Yugo, just like you were in Sarajevo, maybe... looking for inspiration. But can we then expect more like that on the new album, any similar songs, or...?

Melani: Which languages are waiting for us and so on?

Nace: I mean, the album definitely has a common thread, and there will be at least three languages.

Melani: At least three, okay.

Nace: I mean, there will be three.

Melani: Okay, nice. And speaking of the new album, come on, we want to know all the details. When will we hear it, where will we hear it live, we already said three languages, spill the tea, everything you can.

Jan: You know what, I'd like to know that too.

Melani: Really? Who does know?

Jan: Honestly, no one really does right now, but in October, it'll be out in October. I can say that.

Melani & Vesna: Okay.

Melani: Okay, nice.

Vesna: Well, we will be back, because...

Jan: Or, in September.

Vesna: In September? Okay, that's very soon. Anyway, we'll be back exactly two hits later, because there were a lot of questions submitted for you.

Melani: On our Instagram, yup.

Vesna: Exactly. And we got calls as well, so we're looking forward to it, stay with us, it'll be a good time.

(music break)

Vesna: 'The Sound of Silence', good morning, you're at (Radio) Center.

Melani: Morning!

Vesna: We are Melani Mekicar and Vesna Ponorac here with you, and Jan and Nace from Joker Out are here as well. Good morning!

Melani: Morning.

Jan & Nace: Good morning.

Vesna: Well, we already spoke about the tour and the new song earlier, and now it's time for our listeners to get their turn.

Melani: Yes, if you only knew how many questions we got on our Instagram. Instagram exploded, as well as the calls, so let's start.

Vesna: Let's start with the calls.

Melani: Let's start with the calls.

Vesna: First up, a question from Mateja.

Caller: I really want to know how many girls from primary school write to you now? Like, female classmates, and maybe male classmates too, look, you never know.

Melani: Well?

Vesna: Well?

Jan: For a few years, I've been in contact with maybe...

Melani: Hey, you have to come closer, you know. Yes, yes.

Jan: For a few years, I've actually only been in contact with two female classmates.

Melani: Were you already in contact before?

Jan: Yes, regardless of the band, so...

Melani: They weren't like, "Oh, what's up, Jan?"

Vesna: Have any others piped up from before? No?

Jan: I mean, no, actually they haven't. Not much has changed, honestly.

Vesna: They don't dare to. Nace, is it any different for you?

Nace: A classmate called me if I could get her an autographed shirt.

Vesna: Your autograph or someone else's?

Nace: No, like for the whole band to sign.

Vesna: Ah, the whole band.

Nace: Everyone then always says, "Yes, you know, it's for my nephew."

Melani: Yes, the classic. For relatives.

Nace: "Which size? Ah, ah." It's always like that, always.

Vesna: Okay. The best. Great. The next question is from Petra.

Caller: Hi, boys. Going to Sziget, that is, well, how to say, an achievement, an achievement. I'd like to know if you're excited yet? And I'd like to know which other artists will you watch, listen to?

Melani: Sziget. Tell us.

Jan: Yes, we're very excited. This is... That was definitely one of our biggest goals, which... which didn't seem conceivable at all, years ago. But yes, this year we're on the main stage. I don't know if we will... Will we be able to watch anyone?

Melani: If you could.

Nace: Well, I hope so.

Melani: Who would you like to?

Nace: I don't know exactly who's on that day.

Melani: Who it is. But you'll watch someone for sure, if you have the chance, right.

Vesna: Well, you will hang out in the backstage, isn't that even better?

Melani: Yeah, they don't need to watch.

Vesna: You don't need to watch, man. You can watch from the back. Well, the next question is from Matej.

Caller: Hey. I'd like to know if you have any advice for young musicians who want to make it the way you did. Thank you for the answer!

Melani: Alright, music advice.

Nace: Music advice. Yeah...

Vesna: A little closer to the mic, Nace.

Nace: I will say it very close to the microphone. Just practise a lot, a lot, a lot, practise a lot, and practise a lot. What else do they need, to be persistent.

Vesna: What about the mindset?

Jan: And have a good mindset.

Nace: Yes.

Vesna: What does that mean, a good mindset?

Nace: Well, to have a good mindset while practising.

Vesna: To already imagine yourself at Sziget.

Melani: To not give up.

Vesna: Or?

Jan: Was that question for young musicians?

Vesna: Yes, yes.

Melani: Exactly, for those who want to... I mean, young, that's relative, but yes.

Vesna: But like, bands that are just forming and don't know what to do. What's your advice for them?

Jan: Have a charismatic and likeable frontman.

Melani: Bravo, bravo. Okay, we still have good number of questions on Instagram, which we will ask you after a few minutes, and yeah, that's it, speak to you later.

(music and news break)

Vesna: Good morning, you're listening to (Radio) Center, Vesna Ponorac in Melani Mekicar are here.

Melani: Hello.

Vesna: As well as Nace and Jan, two fifths of Joker Out. You submitted so many questions to our Instagram that the boys had to stay a little longer so we can answer everything, and let's go ahead and start.

Melani: Well, first up: what is the most Slovenian or Balkan thing that you like? Accordion, ajvar¹, I don't know.

¹Ajvar is a typical Balkan condiment made from roasted bell peppers.

Vesna: Prekmurska gibanica.²

²Prekmurska gibanica is a traditional Slovenian dessert from the Prekmurje region in the north-east of Slovenia. It's made from several layers of phyllo dough and cottage cheese filling, poppy seed filling, walnut filling and apple filling.

Jan: Clean air.

Melani: Clean a– oh, nice. Fair enough. Nace?

Nace: What do we have... No, I want to think of something that is... There must be something that, when we're out there...

Vesna: Idrija lace.

Nace: Idrija lace. I mean, we always have that with us, so I don't miss that.

Melani: Fair, fair. But like, that's a very Slovenian thing that you love a lot.

Nace: Yes, definitely.

Vesna: Exactly. That's it. Okay. Moving on, a big concert in Slovenia, when?

Melani: Again.

Jan: How big?

Vesna: Stožice big.

Melani: As big as possible.

Jan: Not this year.

Vesna: No?

Melani: Okay, but how about, let's say, something a little smaller than Stožice?

Jan: That's coming this year.

Melani: Coming this year. Okay, you heard it here. Okay, your favourite thing about each other. If you were all here right now, this would be even more fun, but alright.

Jan: What, my... Mine, about Nace?

Melani: Your favourite thing about Nace, it can be his personality, it can be that he has a really awesome hairdo, whatever, and vice versa.

Jan: Nace is a very considerate person. Like, if he feels that... that you're not feeling okay, even if you're feeling totally okay, he'll ask you and be like...

Vesna: "Are you good, man?" Awesome.

Jan: "Jan, are you okay? You don't look okay."

Vesna: Nice. What's your zodiac sign, Nace?

Nace: Cancer.

Vesna: Aw, of course.

Melani: Nice. That's a very nice trait. Nace, what about Jan?

Nace: Jan's guitar playing. I mean... I'm sorry, that's...

Melani: That's true.

Nace: When he grabs a gui– just yesterday, we were at the studio, and I didn't tell him this, but when he started messing around and making weird sounds with the guitar, I said... I'm glad he's my guitarist.

Vesna: How nice, man.

Melani: Come on, stop it. Very nice.

Vesna: What a cute moment.

Melani: Okay, let's move on from this cute stuff to problems for a bit. Someone wants to know what the biggest problem you face as famous musicians is?

Vesna: And young ones.

Melani: Yes. So, I don't know, is it that girls are running after you, I don't know, is it that you can't just publish everything on the internet anymore? What's the biggest, like...

Vesna: A long deliberation, but take your time.

Melani: Well, is everything nice?

Jan: At one point, I had a bit of an... internet overdose. So... ever since I've distanced myself from scrolling Twitter every hour, I've...

Melani & Vesna: You've been much better.

Jan: I've spared myself a lot, yeah.

Vesna: I'd say so.

Melani: Okay. Nace?

Nace: Shoot... I always... maybe it's not like that here, but when we're somewhere abroad, and fans gather around our bus that we travel with, sometimes, when you're tired and because you're in a hurry to move on, it's kind of hard to go past these fans without giving them any attention.

Vesna: Especially because you're a Cancer, and so thoughtful, you'd probably like to give everyone there attention. Well, nice. Okay, this is it, boys. Everyone go listen to Joker Out's new song, 'Šta bih ja'. Thank you for being our guests and may your keep being successful.

Jan: Thank you very much for inviting us.

Vesna: Yes, gladly. Bye bye!

The subtitles in the video have a few slight differences from this transcript; they spoke very fast, so some sacrifices had to be made for the subs.

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I'm posting it while waiting for the JO gig to start in 15 minutes 🤭

Enjoy the fluffiest Jance fluff 🤗

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I love the Käärijä fandom for taking in and showing love for every artist, photographer, makeup artist, dancer etc who works with K, I love how they end up posting about how they feel the love pouring from the K fandom to them and I'm so proud of all of us for it 💚

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You did it! You manifested it! 🥳🎉

I KNOWWW 😭😭😭 ALL THOSE DAYS OF DAILY JOOST DOODLES PAID OFF SOMEHOW????????????????????? i really really didnt expect this, i had a feeling jere was gonna play trafik BUT NOT JOOST COMING TOO AND PLAYING EUROPAPA AFTERWARDS?!?!?!?!?!?! AND JOOST AND ERIKA FUCKING AROUND DURING CHA CHA CHA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! all those stories of joost being in berlin were a diversion omg all men do is lie /affectionate

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Omg that's so good! I agree with everything! 😅 And the voiceover... 10/10! Thank you OP for your hard work! And let Nace just have fun!

I am weeks late to the party here because it took me too long to edit this video, but I did a dramatic, literal reading for one of the Gossip Girl posts that went around a while ago. (Video length is 4 minutes)

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Totally agree 💯

I cannot imagine a picture gayer than this and I draw gay porn for a living