#KinkJOber

[meerkatmayhem]

A Taste of Pineapple

Jure and Jan appreciating a can of ananaslonkero and each other. Jure waits, leaning his weight on the arm of the couch, a can of pineapple lonkero in his hand. Jan closes his eyes and rolls his shoulders once, then his head from side to side and when he opens his eyes Jure watches Jan’s body language change, settling into his role where he kneels on the floor. “Please, can I have some?”

Happy Kinktober everyone!

Day 4: Food play

Thank you to @saucyjothoughts for putting together the KinkJOber prompt list. It's been very fun to write, and the options have been varied enough that I've always found something to write from the list.

Thank you to @paperphilia for beta-ing this fic. You're the Primoz to my Kris.

[guggi04]

Kinkjober is a-go!

Care for some PWP Jance with needy Nace and exhausted Jan??👀 Come get it here😉

[electron-road-suspect]

HAPPY OCTOBER!

@paperphilia and I have started a new venture for KinkJOber 2024. It's going to be experimental. There will be characters and relationships from our Kinktober Universe. There will be other, new dynamics and stories and AUs. Come join us, won't you?

[s4pphic-sh3nan1gans]

me? writing something for the prompt "hate sex" from @saucyjothoughts kinkJOber prompts?! surely not...

oops 🤭 uhhh my hand slipped??? yesyes :)

[blossom-boo]

i'm still not doing anything for kinkjober but can i still interest you guys in my series on feminization, since today is feminization day?

[hazzybat]

some attempted puppybojans for day 7 of kinkJOber

[saucyjothoughts]

KinkJOber Day 1: Ropeplay with Joker Out

(nsfw under the cut - with pictures!)

Jure:

Is a brilliant rigger and is skilled enough with safe knots to practice suspension techniques for added danger. Loves to play outdoors in nature, in the fresh air, using trees as scaffold to hang his playthings from. Doesn't mind being tied up himself but definitely prefers to be the one doing the tying. Rope play for Jure may or may not include sex. Don't worry - you're perfectly safe. When do Jure's plans ever go wrong and end in injury? I'm sure you'll be fine.

Bojan:

Has had a go at rigging but swiftly gave up when he realised he wasn't instantly, effortlessly brilliant at it. Instead, he very much prefers to be a rope bunny - being explored and restrained and treated kindly, like a piece of artwork. Enjoys soft ropes in private, warm spaces. He would very much like to be allowed to cum when tied up, please.

Jan:

Wants it to hurt. Likes harsh ropes that dig deep enough to leave deep red marks that he can show off afterwards, and being pulled into uncomfortable positions to push his own limits. Enjoys the degradation and objectification that come with it whether he's the bunny (preferable in most circumstances) or the rigger (Jure has taught him well). Either way, his own pleasure isn't important. But his partner will cum so many times.

Kris:

Rope play as art. He will be the sculpture for a Damon dom he trusts. It's about the beauty of vulnerability, freedom in restraint. The setting and atmosphere are important and he wants interesting symbolic accessories to be adorned with, making each session different. Sex usually doesn't play a part in these sessions. He's in it for a different kind of intimacy.

Nace:

Is kinda new to rope bondage. Enjoys the out-of-character practice sessions as much a real scene, trying out new knots and techniques and positions in a playful, low-pressure environment. Has been to clubs to observe masters at work. Is happier as rigger but finds that being tied up himself aids his understanding of each pose and improves how he can pleasure his sub when it's their turn. Does enjoy including sex with ropeplay. Will degrade or praise as desired of him. Does enjoy making it hurt.

[saucyjothoughts]

KinkJOber Day 5

And when are we ever not dreaming about secret relationships around here?

A getting a hickey and having to pretend it wasn't from B.

A lying on the phone to someone about where they are/who they're with while B can only listen in silence.

Relationship so secret that not even B knows they're in it.

Almost being caught and deciding this has to end. After tonight. They just need each other one last time.

A: "I love you." B:"Don't say things like that."

A watching B being set up on a date and not being able to say anything.

Someone finding out and begging them not to tell anyone.

A shutting their eyes and thinking about B while sleeping with someone else.

A: "Besides, isn't it more fun when it's secret?" B: "Is that all this is to you? Fun?"

Someone saying "I think B likes you. I've seen how they look at you. You should ask them out." and A having to play dumb.

A ditching a date to meet B.

A almost giving away the secret and having to clumsily backtrack to cover it up.

Secret night away together, each with a different alibi.

A: "If they found out, I'd lose everything." B: "Then we'll just have to make sure they don't find out."

A watching B sleep, knowing they have to leave before daylight, wishing things could be different.

[saucyjothoughts]

October is here! And it's public sex day!

[saucyjothoughts]

I’m kinda confused how your promot list works. I thought you’d be posting 1-3 of the prompts every date but so far there’s not really been that so i just wanted to ask if you could clarify for me? It’s probably just me who’ve misunderstood.

Good question, Anonyboo!

There are lots of different kinds of -tobers (eg. flufftober, whumptober, inktober) and all involve prompt lists for creators to use as inspiration for their fics, drawings, whatever. Many creators will challenge themselves to produce something for each day but generally it's quite informal - we run with the ones that spark joy, ignore the ones that don't.

For KinkJOber, I used three prompts per day to make sure creators have a choice of what resonates most with them, and posted all of the prompts in advance to give our artists time to prep their ideas ready to publish on the specific days.

Already very impressed with the stories! Some lovely works on AO3 (which I won't link here without permission from authors, but if you've written something that you want me to share then please feel free to submit it as an ask or @ me)

I'll also be popping a few relevant bits here on the blog each day, but these probably wont cover every single prompt and definitely won't all be fics (as much as I'd love to quit my job to be able to write Saucy fics full-time...)

[saucyjothoughts]

Hi Saucy! ❤️ Just quickly asking, are you aware that the kinktober prompt list has repetitions?

Ah yes, that was definitely a deliberate mistake - just making sure you were paying attention!

Fixed now, thank you so much!

[saucyjothoughts]

Its Martin's day today so let's say this is part 3 of Martin taking care of all the other band members with Nace. Gangbang edition.

(Part 1, Part 2)

(Nsfw below the cut)

Martin was used to taking care of his boys. Someone out of the group had to be a responsible, level headed adult and give them all the cock they so desperately craved and Martin was the man for the job.

He knew how to lay Kris out below him, hair fanned out on the pillow and his ankles on Martin's shoulders, begging for more while Martin called him a good girl.

He knew how to pin Jure down, grabbing his hair and half forcing his face towards Martin's crotch both of them trying to pretend they didn't desperately want this.

He knew how to make Bojan squirm and gasp with soft kisses to his neck and a hand on his love handles, telling him how gorgeous he was as they made love.

He even knew how to handle Jan. Tame would be too strong a word but he could certainly tie him up in pretty bows and get those snapping jaws to eventually enjoy the cock pushed between them.

What he wasn't used to yet was Nace, and especially not Nace leading the others to all reward him for the years of domination and topping he had provided.

"Martin you look so pretty on your knees for us," Kris purred, stroking his spit wet cock as he withdrew it from Martin's lips.

"I like him like this. He should sub more often," Jure bit one ass cheek before returning to his spot at Martin's ass, licking and fingering him open in preparation, drool running down his chin from the enthusiasm.

Bojan mumbled something indecipherable around Martin's cock, one hand playing with his balls while the other stroked his own member.

"Don't talk with your mouth full Bojči," Jan scolded playfully. He pushed his hips forward, his cock gliding easily through Martin's lubed up fist.

Martin understood now how they'd felt all those years. What it was like to fully surrender and have another person (or five other persons) instruct and dominate him, his only job to do exactly as was told. It was wonderful.

"Think he's ready for me Kitty?" Nace asked casually. His cock was the biggest of them all and already dripping in lube. Ready. Waiting to feel Martin's body around it, hear his moans of pleasure and see his eyes roll back into his head.

Jure gave an overly exaggerated lick of Martin's hole before moving aside, tugging Bojan off Martin's cock too, the slut sucking on it like a lollipop and whining at it's removal from his mouth.

Martin looked up at Nace and nuzzled his face into the hand placed loveingly on his cheek. Nace would take care of him, just like he took care of the others. He closed his eyes and gave himself over to Nace's touch.

[saucyjothoughts]

I was really hoping there would be something in the flood of Jan's stock photos today that could be used for dollification but alas. Instead, enjoy this treat from their official Facebook from all the way back in March '22

Jan getting all prettied up just for you. Will there be bows in his hair? short, puffy, pink skirts? impossibly high heels? something more to make him your little toy?

[saucyjothoughts]

So how does each joker feel about cockwarming?

(Nsfw under the cut)

Kris: loves the laziness of it, the tease of his dick inside you but doing little else. He likes the delayed pleasure for himself, your weight in his lap, your warmth around him but no movement to bring him closer to the edge. It's relaxing in a way and he loves to watch TV with you while nestled inside you, lazy and soft.

Jure: is much too impatient to really enjoy it. It's a good torture method for him, a proper punishment for when he's naughty. He'll try to thrust up into you every time so restraints are often required if you really want his hips to stay still.

Bojan: whimpers and whined and begs to fuck you but loves the feeling anyway. Liked to submit himself to you, prove that his body is just a thing for you to play with and do as you wish. Always fucks you extra hard the moment he's allowed to move again, making up for lost time with eager movements and manhandling you into the best position for his cock to drive in deep and fast.

Jan: has and will fall asleep while in you. Particularly if he's drunk or high and just wants a warm body next to him and around him. Will also happily be the warmer, strumming his guitar while sitting in his lover's lap, the slight stimulation helping with his focus.

Nace: likes to play with your tits and clit while you sit in his lap, working you up until you're the one begging for him to move. He loves to watch you fall apart before he's even moved his hips, his cock fat and solid inside you, stretching you out until you relax fully around him and your juices run down his shaft and over his balls.

[saucyjothoughts]

Day 13 and Bojan is selling his services. A certain father is buying them.

(Nsfw BoMiha under the cut)

He'd spent more time than he cared to admit looking at the photos on his website. Smooth skin and boyish charm, tantalising photos of a collar around his perfect neck and eyes that knew him far too well.

All yours, your dirty thoughts brought to life! read the banner.

He left a message along with the payment. "Wear the shirt Kris gave you last month".

Part of him wondered if he would even accept his booking knowing who was on the other side, an old man who wanted to feel young again. An old man who wanted the forbidden fruit of his son's boyfriend.

Sure enough though he got a message back.

"I'll wear the pants you like too ;)"

He had the house to himself, Chantel out with her own plaything, someone who left dark hair on her clothes and beard burn between her legs. They had an agreement together. Harmless fun.

He was just as cheeky as usual, as if he was around for a friendly chat and not more nefarious reasons. He used his actual name with Miha instead of the stage name. Miha couldn't have kept the fake one in his head anyway, not when Bojan was so real before him.

"Do I need to show you where the bedroom is?"

"Lead the way,"

His skin was soft, finally his to freely touch and play with, drawing out a gasp when he grabbed one pec through the tight shirt he wore. His perfect, youthful body was only Miha's tonight.

There was no kissing though. The one rule Bojan wouldn't break even for him. Not on the lips. Not where Kris was allowed to kiss.

Instead Miha trailed his lips over perky nipples and a soft tummy, just breathing him in and enjoying his taste. He tasted new and sweet and Miha could almost pretend no one else touched him like this before. Bojan was a good actor.

Bojan knew how to use his mouth and Miha was grateful he had bought the full package even if part of him was sure the boy would have given it to him regardless. Always one to give more than he should.

He almost felt young again as Bojan prepped and then presented himself like a feast, ready to be devoured. He was warm and soft and so tight around him, exactly what Miha imagined his tight little ass to be like late at night when he needed a fantasy to get off. His only wish was that he could fuck him raw and truly feel his walls around his cock without the condom between them.

The room smelt like sex. It sounded like sex with moans and 'oh yeah's and skin slapping skin. It looked like sex with the lights dimmed low and hands interlocked as Miha violated his marital bed with extra-marital lust.

Bojan was beautiful when he came, clenching and moaning Miha's name in a way no prostitute should. Miha moaned Bojan's too.

"Happy birthday Miha," Bojan whispered as they lay together after, sweat and cum glistening on their bodies, a glaze of filth.

Bojan used his own shampoo in a bathroom he practically grew up in, not needing to be told where it was in the house. Miha lay on the bed and listened to the water run, seeing in his mind's eye the way the water ran over his muscles, washing away tonight as if it never happened.

Bojan slipped out after placing a kiss to Miha's knuckles and an offer of a discount next time for being such a good client.

Next time.

Yes there would definitely be a next time

[saucyjothoughts]

If you could swap into the body of your favourite joker for a day, what would you do?

If they could swap into your body for a day, what would they do?