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xmarxsthespot · 2 years
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1.) Don’t pick up the phone. You know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone.
2.) Don’t let him in. You’ll have to kick him out again.
3.) Don’t be his friend.
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eekisgay · 1 year
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KILL KILL KILL KILL
victim one: wife (this will be the longest)
cute
claims HE'S luckier
wants to kill koala
didn't tell me he did something like four months ago that i could've USED THE INFORMATION fuck you
cat too cute
australian
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everwalldigan · 3 months
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I love the fact that Alfred’s preferred method of communication is through food (if he’s mad at you he’ll make your least favourite food, maybe burn it a little on “accident” and if he’s concerned or proud he’ll make a special favourite etc etc) so that got me thinking… Bruce grew up with that way of communication and since brooding is effectively off the table cause hes always brooding, what would be passive aggressive ways he’ll show that he’s pissed off with somebody?
Bruce: *while handing out comm links he hands Tim the one that is most uncomfortable (it’s a tiny bit bigger in size than the others and He Can Feel It)*
Tim: seriously Bruce? You’re still mad about the Batmobile thing?
Bruce: *brooding intensifies*
Bruce: *giving out areas to patrol and gives dick his least favourite part of Gotham*
Dick: BRUCE PLEASE IVE BEEN PATROLLING THAT AREA FOR WEEKS NOW IM SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED OFF YOUR “VERY IMPORTANT” DOCUMENTS OK??
Bruce: I’ll give you another area to patrol when my formerly perfectly kept folder is as NEAT AS IT USED TO BE!
Dick: ONLY ONE PAPER GOT A LITTLE DIRT ON IT AND ITS ALL INTELLIGIBLE!
Bruce: YOU CANT EVEN TELL IF ITS AN UPPERCASE i OR A LOWERCASE L ANYMORE! THATS A SECURITY RISK!
Bruce: *handing out protein bars during a quieter night and gives Jason a slightly smushed one*
Jason: *takes it and sighs dramatically* you know, I slept so deeply yesterday that I thought I came back from the dead again but, well, it came with a little less pain and emotional manipulation so I-
Bruce: *scowling so hard his cowl almost breaks, takes the smushed protein bar from Jason and gives him his own perfect one instead*
Jason: *smiles innocently in Alfred’s favourite*
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eluminium · 3 months
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shoutout to lawyer skizzleman he played his role PERFECTLY. He was THE PERFECT straight man to balance out the literal kangaroo insanity going on around him. AND IT'S EVEN FUNNIER WITH HIS STUPID FOUNDING FATHER ASS LOOKIN' WIG LIKE YEAH EVEN HIS CHARACTER DESIGN SCREAMS STRAIGHT MAN. Brother put his ENTIRE SKIZZUSSY into being the lawyer and while he may not have been the zainy crazy bitch the other FOUR relevant individuals already had that covered and he brought that perfect balance by going logic while the others go chaos.
Honestly, his dry and logical arguments only make the punishment even funnier. Like yes your honor highness, here's all the solid arguments and the evidence and the witnesses to prove the defendant is guilty of causing great emotional distress to my client. his punishment should be no more shiny blue ego rocks for his electrical wires. oh, your Highness suggest utter boredom in the custom sky jail? Fuck it, that's even better! Idk how else to explain how it makes it funnier except that it has the same vibe as the "Despite his criminal mind, this man is behaving well. His reward is the canoe" video.
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thelensofyashunews · 2 years
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GET TO KNOW: KIII
GET TO KNOW: KIII
Kiii experiments with different sounds while respecting the grounds of hip-hop, making him gain the respect of many music fans and hip-hop heads alike. With fast-paced instrumentals and an ear and voice for lyricism, Kiii values patience and perfection in learning to bridge the gap between his sonic bodies of work. Sacramento, California rapper and recording artist Kiii is not only a student of…
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larslattery · 1 month
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bruhstation · 7 months
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Suddenly wonder. What does Hiro thinks Spencer as? Enemy or friend? or something else?
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after the events of Hero of the Rails, hiro and spencer’s relationship is quite awkward. hiro doesn’t hold any grudges against spencer since he’s a naturally forgiving person and thinking too much about how that silver beast wanted him dead made him develop a migraine.
hiro is also kind of… empathetic? towards spencer? hiro can’t exactly consider spencer a friend, but after the smoke cleared, hiro tried to reason with him and find out why spencer’s acting the way he is. he just can’t wrap it around his head – there’s no way someone was so nasty to him with no sad reason behind it, no? he’s still warm, still as saintly as ever. the victim is the one who’s feeling sorry for the person who wronged him.
and spencer? spencer can’t handle it. it’s too humiliating and frustrating for someone so prideful like spencer to be pitied and offered kindness by someone he placed lower than him in his social hierarchy! he should be the one making hiro grovel and beg for his life! spencer likes the attention, though. he thinks it just makes hiro look kind of crazy and desperate
anyways this image is their relationship post-HOTR:
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youcalledmebabe · 4 months
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Call me hot, not pretty!
david webster + HOT TO GO!
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ikraa123 · 5 months
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Ve ben yine seni seçerdim... Yüz yaşamda , yüz dünyada , gerçekliğin herhangi versiyonunda Seni bulur ve yine seni seçerdim. 💮✨️
10.03.23
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sadecetilki · 4 months
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morika · 1 year
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and in my dreams, you wither and i bloom
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everlarksquell · 8 months
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IT KlLLS ME seeing how katniss was so excited and nervous and dizzy at the thought of finally seeing peeta after over six weeks, that she’d assumed that they would kiss again and wondered if it’d feel like their kisses in the beach, when she’d felt something. that she even felt disappointed when she found out her face wasn’t the first one he saw when he woke up, she thought he was looking at her with both the desperation and desire of a lover when she got close, she thought he was gonna caress her face and she would get to embrace him. she was out there literally expecting (not even hoping for) a romantic reunion worthy of any romance novel and all she got out of that was a neck collar because hijacked peeta strangled her.
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homolobotomized · 8 months
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shin and sakamoto: we have to infiltrate the JCC to get information on slur!!!!!
lu and heisuke at home:
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asiikizz18 · 3 months
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Kim kitap sayfasının başını okurken sonuna da göz ucuyla bakıp spoiler yer ki ??
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efsungeradam · 4 months
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Doğru insan sizi her zaman sever..
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orviposition · 9 months
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Kim Dokja, I saved Biyoo. But why did you suddenly disappear? I have no time for your childish antics. I will kill you if you don't show up again. This isn't a joke... ...Kim Dokja!
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