#KICK HIS ASS!!!
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scalproie · 2 years ago
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me when I fucking get you
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chrismcshell · 1 year ago
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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lavendereddiediaz · 2 months ago
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get his ass, bobby
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bug-s0da · 5 months ago
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blehhh...
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i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer
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reaping-the-benefits · 4 months ago
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Imagine you're the medic assigned to the task force. You're not some dainty little thing. You're snappy and will drag them by the ears if you have to. You're constantly getting into arguments with Price because he won't listen to you when all you're trying to do is help him.
Anyway, the rest of the team has bets on how long its going to take before you two finally fuck. Gaz gives y'all another month. Soap says two weeks. Ghost thinks that you've already done it.
Now, imagine how mad Gaz and Soap are, both giving Ghost 50 quid each when Price casually drops that not only do you have sex on the regular, but you've been married for the last five years.
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weevmo · 18 days ago
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"COME AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MY GALLANT GAMERS!"
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mangozic · 10 months ago
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michael distortion what a goofy guy
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thefrsers · 2 months ago
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#BOBBY NASH THIS WAS SO HOT OF YOU
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suksatoru · 3 months ago
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plushies galore! ⋆˚୨♡୧˚⋆ katsuki x you
katsuki lays sprawled on your bed with one, muscular arm shifting onto your side. he rips away the stuffed animal that was laying peacefully in your arms, before promptly chucking it full force across your room.
"katsuki!"
he ignores you, nuzzling into the spot where your hello kitty plush was laying previously- right on your chest- as he wraps his arms around you with a satisfied sigh
"what the hell was that for?" you whine, attempting to push him off- which unfortunately doesn't work, because he lowers all of his body weight on top of you as you gasp and squirm in his arms- telling the heavy bastard to get off and go get your plushy!
"she was lookin' at me funny. piece of shit."
katsuki yelps loudly when you pinch the muscle of his arm, scowling even further as you look at him with a glare
"she can't help the way her face is! go say sorry!"
he mutters something under his breath as you pull your brows together in confusion, watching his red eyes glare angrily at the hello kitty plushy that laid helplessly on the floor
"hm? what was that?" you asked sternly as a growl rumbles deep in chest. he lifts his head from your stomach, his lips curling into something similar to a pout as looks away
"she took my spot too... i guess." he huffs, flipping off your cuddly companion as you blink back your surprise. a soft giggle leaves your lips as you realize what was going on. katsuki was just jealous.
"you know you're my favorite, right?" you coo, gently threading a hand through his spiky hair as the tension from his back disperses. he sinks further into your body as he nods his head slowly
"damn right I am." he mutters, pressing feather soft kisses onto your tummy as you gently bop your nose against his
"i love you, katsuki." you whisper, watching his eyes soften a fraction at your words as he sighs
"i know, brat. everyone does."
he braces himself for impact the moment the words leave his mouth, hiding his face against your skin as you smack his head with a wack! he groans with a laugh, sending you a small smile - one that was specifically reserved for you.
"now, can you please go say sorry to her?" you cross your arms, looking down at him with a hopeful smile as he squints back, tightening his arms around your waist stubbornly.
"hell no."
"katsuki."
"...fine."
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demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago
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She will (and he'll let her)
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hamable · 9 months ago
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Love the Bad Kids immediately shutting down Porter’s attempt to proselytize; like absolutely not, you can’t defend this. You’re a bad teacher. Yeah, we spent the summer hunting the Night Yorb on behalf of the school, because the Night Yorb was our fucking fault in the first place. Elmville didn’t refuse to sign Gorgug’s MCAT, you did, Porter. You’re a freak. You’re 45 and you’re juicing and the teenage archdevil who clocked your bad vibes freshman year day one already swooped the godly domain you’re vying for out from under you and put it on standby like last week. Get fucked old man.
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yomeiu · 8 months ago
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いまに、ここから出ても、自分はやっぱり狂人、 いや、癈人という刻印を額に打たれる事でしょう。
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dextheartist · 2 months ago
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Just bros being bros
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forgettable-au · 4 months ago
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FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 57-60)
* That was a long entry...
[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
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bonsiii-art · 3 months ago
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So...3 sets of arms. :P
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